What if Chile Was Waaaaaay Longer??

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2020
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 года назад +16637

    2020 has officially broken RealLifeLore.

    • @icarusash2241
      @icarusash2241 3 года назад +381

      Man you're literally everyone,u surely got 72 hours in a day😂😂

    • @derpcwota
      @derpcwota 3 года назад +117

      Bruh you again

    • @copperdan1275
      @copperdan1275 3 года назад +69

      Justin Y. you’re killing me 😂😂😂

    • @Superby25
      @Superby25 3 года назад +26

      Hey sup

    • @jrexx2841
      @jrexx2841 3 года назад +37

      Wow first time seeing you this early.

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 3 года назад +3966

    2019 RLL: What if a former, historic empire reunified?
    2020 RLL: Okay... hear me out... Chile... but LONG.

    • @josedaviddelevante9211
      @josedaviddelevante9211 3 года назад +116

      This video is just the spirit form of 2020

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 3 года назад +2

      Hmm

    • @scipioafricanus2212
      @scipioafricanus2212 3 года назад +28

      I miss the former historic empires video... I was waiting on what if the Japanese Empire reunited today

    • @RESOPO1
      @RESOPO1 3 года назад +7

      @@scipioafricanus2212 I would have liked a German Empire, or Nordic Empire one

    • @therealbricker
      @therealbricker 3 года назад +20

      Chile... but LONG doesn't sound right. It's already long lol

  • @Azhi_Dahaka
    @Azhi_Dahaka 3 года назад +8954

    The Chilean Dream, monopolizing all the earthquakes in the continent

    • @kdekappa
      @kdekappa 3 года назад +901

      normal people: wth chileans shouldnt be proud of having the strongest earthquake, it killed people!
      chileans: record mundial chuchetumaree

    • @makotableh1856
      @makotableh1856 3 года назад +338

      @@kdekappa CHILE CAMPEOOOON

    • @ALEX-fq7hh
      @ALEX-fq7hh 3 года назад +313

      We Chileans likes earthquakes so much that we drink them ( t e r r e m o t o s )

    • @carlsoll
      @carlsoll 3 года назад +26

      This is so funny 😄

    • @wayminjoo3017
      @wayminjoo3017 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rodrigohernanbritoruiz8786
    @rodrigohernanbritoruiz8786 Год назад +856

    Wow Chile is such an amazing country, it really is the best country of Chile, greetings from Chile

    • @alejandro-hc6ms
      @alejandro-hc6ms Год назад +36

      the best country of chile?

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Год назад +114

      We're also the first country of Chile, truly mesmerizing.

    • @panaxo
      @panaxo Год назад +26

      @@alejandro-hc6ms also the worst, and the fifth

    • @crisaliscris
      @crisaliscris Год назад +9

      poetic

    • @frog_guy610
      @frog_guy610 Год назад +29

      @@alejandro-hc6ms chilean meme

  • @hahinrichsen
    @hahinrichsen Год назад +442

    Actually Chile claims sovereign territory down to the south pole, making it much longer than shown in the video, and form 1879 to 1884 during the Pacific War against Perú and Bolivia, Chile conquered all the pacific coastline up to Lima, Perú, achieving a costal length of 8663 km.
    Also during that time Chile had the strongest navy on the Pacific, patrolling with little opposition up to San Francisco and successfully sending a battleship to stop the US annexation of Panama in April 1885. So Longer Chile could have very well been a reality.

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад +37

      ...they just needed to be as aggressive as your most friendly floridian and surely it'd be reality

    • @mitchelkvedar674
      @mitchelkvedar674 Год назад

      Thanks for including CT :)

    • @actualalula
      @actualalula Год назад

      @@elclaustrocl HEHE WE GOT THEM

    • @navarovproductions4481
      @navarovproductions4481 Год назад

      @@elclaustrocl too late

    • @AtoZmen
      @AtoZmen Год назад +5

      The only problem with this plan is the low population Chile has, it wouldn't be able to defend a border that long with only a couple million people

  • @ln5321
    @ln5321 3 года назад +2351

    Chile: "No, don't extend our borders inland! We want more coastline! Only coastline!"

    • @svankensen
      @svankensen 3 года назад +156

      During the same war during which we stole Peru's and Bolivia's territory, Argentina politely asked "Hey, Chile, mind if I take all this land you own beyond the Andes? My army is doing nothing ATM.". And Chile was like "Ugh, screw you Argentina, it's yours." The Andes is a very strong defensive position, and the reason Chile is so narrow. Strong, natural barriers with few passes. But that also means that anything beyond the Andes is very hard to reinforce. You can't reach it by sea, and land passes are rare and easy to hold.

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 года назад +62

      Chile wants the coast so they can boast

    • @Death-bd1tl
      @Death-bd1tl 3 года назад +74

      Hippity hoppity, your coast is our property

    • @hernanmartinez2000
      @hernanmartinez2000 3 года назад +21

      *Bolivia:* :(

    • @lissandrafreljord7913
      @lissandrafreljord7913 3 года назад +50

      That's kinda what the Phoenicians, Greeks and Romans did. They just wanted all the coastline around the Mediterranean.

  • @avantelvsitania3359
    @avantelvsitania3359 3 года назад +3682

    You: Long Chile
    Me, an intellectual: Chilong

  • @humanperson75
    @humanperson75 Год назад +203

    fun fact: there is a town in Chile called Chile Chico, which means "small Chile" in spanish

    • @justdery17
      @justdery17 Год назад +63

      finally, Smol chile

    • @rotciv1486
      @rotciv1486 Год назад +7

      @@justdery17 this is will be their official name in my head from now on.

    • @JuliusGuruJG
      @JuliusGuruJG Год назад +21

      Chile guagua

    • @DuckthePolarxd
      @DuckthePolarxd Год назад +12

      Also there is a town called "Paraguay chico", which means "small Paraguay"

    • @justdery17
      @justdery17 Год назад +11

      @@DuckthePolarxd *finally, Smol paraguay*

  • @nombre2483
    @nombre2483 Год назад +104

    Being I Chilean myself I must say, you've discovered our secret plan.

  • @mousemice2351
    @mousemice2351 3 года назад +1443

    "What if Chile was way longer."
    5 minutes later:
    *"WHAT IF WE INVADE L O N G C H I L E"*

  • @Notxnn
    @Notxnn 3 года назад +2350

    RUSSIA: W I D EEEEE
    CHILE:L
    O
    N
    G

  • @dansandoval9330
    @dansandoval9330 2 года назад +55

    As a hypothetical Longer Chile citizen in Guadalajara, I'm just gonna say Longer Chile it's the best name for a country ever, in this earth and any other, my fellow Spanish speakers will understand

  • @alimtimm7355
    @alimtimm7355 Год назад +93

    As an Oregonian I’m excited to be part of Chile and her magnificent population. 🇨🇱

    • @demierre
      @demierre Год назад +5

      I've been to both. The similarities are stunning

  • @saktisurya9.e11
    @saktisurya9.e11 3 года назад +1314

    Longer chile: **Exist**
    Rising sea level: It's free real estate

    • @Disedinel
      @Disedinel 3 года назад +9

      Bruh underrated

    • @omaralkayal7598
      @omaralkayal7598 3 года назад +1

      BRUH 😂😂😂😂

    • @Weirdude777
      @Weirdude777 3 года назад +68

      Not at all! Drive a mile inland and you're comfortably 100 feet over the sea level.

    • @pbnetto
      @pbnetto 3 года назад +29

      Well, if we think on the entire western coast of the Americas we'll see it's very mountainous, so that would not be extremely catastrophic

    • @expergisci
      @expergisci 3 года назад +19

      Coast mountains: XD

  • @androide_t5322
    @androide_t5322 Год назад +145

    As a chilean, we need chile to be as this long and take over the earthquakes.

    • @MTC008
      @MTC008 Год назад

      earthquakes are infinite and it will never end because it's a nature phenomenon, it's part of earth's natural mechanics

    • @androide_t5322
      @androide_t5322 Год назад

      @@MTC008 🤓🤓

    • @MTC008
      @MTC008 Год назад

      @@androide_t5322 chile is isn't the only country to be experiencing this, australia, japan, canada, taiwan, the philippines, new zealand, peru, ecuador, panama, guatemala, mexico, el salvador, the US state hawaii, also have what you are having because these countries are also besiding the pacific ocean, all countries that have boundaries with ring of fire technically will going to have it

    • @Tyriius
      @Tyriius Год назад

      chequea tu escritura bro, cometiste un error en ** to be as this **

  • @crem4x968
    @crem4x968 Год назад +154

    So we would have 2 Los Angeles south and Los Angeles north. I really believe that Chile was always meant to be longer.
    Also, I knew that Grunge was Chilean all this time.

    • @rotciv1486
      @rotciv1486 Год назад +7

      such a dad joke "I went to los angeles!!!" "oh really, how was the city" "Chilly"

  • @sakibomb.
    @sakibomb. 3 года назад +1617

    Therapist: RUclips grammar mistakes can’t hurt you
    1th Los Angeles: *exists*

  • @makcarolin
    @makcarolin 3 года назад +3781

    Next video: “what if the Vatican was way smaller?”

    • @FCule
      @FCule 3 года назад +73

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @parthibhayat
      @parthibhayat 3 года назад +164

      It's small enough for one side to be seen from another side, so idk how more small you mean

    • @S3Wander
      @S3Wander 3 года назад +181

      @@parthibhayat how about smaller than human

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 3 года назад +145

      I'm pretty sure I've seen parking lots that are larger lmao

    • @kendrickproductions7721
      @kendrickproductions7721 3 года назад +29

      Socky noob
      What is that username? 😂

  • @bastardit444
    @bastardit444 Год назад +32

    then, chile would have not only one but two cities called L.A

  • @JustCucumber
    @JustCucumber Год назад +17

    current Chile has Route 5, the longest route of the country going across most of it's lenght, I can imagine Longer Chile's Route 5 being a touristic paradise lol

  • @colem631
    @colem631 3 года назад +5445

    The three states of the nation would be Hot Chile, Mild Chile, and Chilly Chile

  • @Alexm0321
    @Alexm0321 3 года назад +1431

    Longer Chile: *exists*
    Tectonic Plates: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

  • @darkness-fx5hs
    @darkness-fx5hs Год назад +13

    I like how he refers to Chile as a “her”.

    • @grassy2763
      @grassy2763 3 месяца назад

      Because, he needs to put the genders in countries

  • @_dumplingd
    @_dumplingd Год назад +10

    “chile officially took all of the world’s coastline”

  • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
    @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 3 года назад +659

    2019 RLL: Questions, with some jokes
    2020 RLL: hey yall what if chlie was l o n g ?

    • @meghapawar8755
      @meghapawar8755 3 года назад +5

      Lol yes

    • @GS-px7oh
      @GS-px7oh 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @Sniffyy
      @Sniffyy 3 года назад

      @@zb511 I personally think his recent videos are fine. And aren't very different from his older ones. But that's my opinion I guess

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 3 года назад

      @@giantrunt yea same

  • @Dreitzel8
    @Dreitzel8 3 года назад +1840

    “Man those protests in Chile in the news are wild”
    RLL: “ya but what if it was longer”
    “The protests?”
    RLL: “No...”

    • @2739gghggfhytf
      @2739gghggfhytf 3 года назад +31

      Here the protest are somewhat still going, and we will write a new constitution

    • @cristiannavarroparraguez34
      @cristiannavarroparraguez34 3 года назад +77

      Imagine being in Punta Arenas but also being enrolled to vote tomorrow for a new Longer Chile's Constitution in Anchorage

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 3 года назад +2

      The news?

    • @1066andallthat
      @1066andallthat 3 года назад +3

      @@2739gghggfhytf Too late, Maduro is finishing it.

    • @2739gghggfhytf
      @2739gghggfhytf 2 года назад

      @@frukola64 now more than ever aren't fuck we are soon to have a Non-populist govt.

  • @benortega7596
    @benortega7596 Год назад +10

    My mom is Chilean, and this is the funniest thing I have seen, my dad is Bolivian and I know all about sad, salty, little landlocked Bolivia

  • @mpsp1911
    @mpsp1911 Год назад +8

    as a chilean, this is the funniest shit ever made

  • @Otter-Destruction
    @Otter-Destruction 3 года назад +1352

    Bolivia: I want ocean.
    Chile: lol no.

  • @magicalmalu
    @magicalmalu 3 года назад +1115

    As a Californian I am excited to now live in Longer Chile.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 3 года назад +115

      Wine would be cheaper

    • @rockwithyou2006
      @rockwithyou2006 3 года назад +2

      you are just ungrateful, wish you were really in Chile

    • @Chileball
      @Chileball 3 года назад +9

      Longer chile

    • @pekka-zg1wx
      @pekka-zg1wx 3 года назад +39

      Lets make a longer chile discord lmao😂😂😂

    • @pekka-zg1wx
      @pekka-zg1wx 3 года назад +4

      @@Chileball oye puedo ser uno de los admins principales? XD

  • @brickmacclarence8031
    @brickmacclarence8031 2 года назад +7

    I live in Anchorage Alaska. The thought of being Longer Chilean amuses me greatly.

  • @Mentalfrostbite
    @Mentalfrostbite Год назад +12

    The road that supposedly united cali with Punta Arenas actually is cut short about 300km north of Punta Arenas because of that area is filled with fjords, wich makes all the territory south of Chile mostly dependant on ferrys or boats

    • @sebastiancristicastillo479
      @sebastiancristicastillo479 Год назад

      Just was going to say that!
      The entire region (like a state) where is Punta Arenas, its unconnected, so we have to cross to Argentina if we want to go by land or take a ferry or plane if we dont want to go to Argentina

    • @chillyboi6743
      @chillyboi6743 Год назад

      ​@@sebastiancristicastillo479 or we could just extend chile towards argentina just enough to put a road there

  • @wosh253
    @wosh253 3 года назад +684

    countries: we have a coast to the pacifi-
    chile: no.

  • @cristobalespinoza868
    @cristobalespinoza868 3 года назад +2035

    As a Chilean myself, this is exactly how Chile was ment to be

    • @raimundohott9716
      @raimundohott9716 3 года назад +58

      @Han Juby Xie You mean a "longer" constitution

    • @FelipeNiclvs.
      @FelipeNiclvs. 3 года назад +4

      @Han Juby Xie exactly, don't need to spread the none cense we currently have to the rest of the world

    • @Steven-ef8yk
      @Steven-ef8yk 3 года назад +3

      chile

    • @oliviaagueroasaro9174
      @oliviaagueroasaro9174 3 года назад +22

      dude i jUST NOW KNOW THAT CHILE USED TO OWN THE WHOLE SOUTH OF ARGENTINA
      AND IM FROM ARGENTINA

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 3 года назад +29

      @@oliviaagueroasaro9174 Ya, but we kinda just....gave it to you like nothing. We were in the middle of the pacific war, so being at another war at the same time was not a good idea.

  • @itspancitoyeah3157
    @itspancitoyeah3157 Год назад +28

    as a chilean i believe this is what we were meant to be

  • @tejasaivuyyala
    @tejasaivuyyala 2 года назад +3

    "And Chile's very very very very very long and thin."
    -Jay Foreman

  • @pogboom1121
    @pogboom1121 3 года назад +706

    Geography: How long do you want to be Chile?
    Chile: Yes

  • @underarock9447
    @underarock9447 3 года назад +1986

    what if Bolivia controlled all of South America except the coasts

    • @aureusknighstar2195
      @aureusknighstar2195 3 года назад +149

      @Brownskikuca Garlic Bread *Apply alchohol to burn wound*

    • @igeometricaligd8811
      @igeometricaligd8811 3 года назад +44

      Or ethiopia but with whole africa 😁😁😁

    • @underarock9447
      @underarock9447 3 года назад +46

      @Brownskikuca Garlic Bread salt her wound? don't they have enough salt with that Salar de Uyuni or whatever?

    • @sundalongpatpat
      @sundalongpatpat 3 года назад +4

      STOOOOP

    • @underarock9447
      @underarock9447 3 года назад +19

      @@sundalongpatpat where I'm from we don't have stop signs just go signs

  • @mauseratti226
    @mauseratti226 Год назад +6

    As a Chilean I have to confirm that we'll never rest until all countries of the world are permanently land lock.

  • @ALMyoutube
    @ALMyoutube Год назад +12

    YT recommended this, maybe cz I'm chilean. If Longer Chile was real, I'd definitely move north just to be near Canada 💖 Chile deeply admires Canada, lots of love!

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 3 года назад +3288

    Longer Chile is interesting, but when are you going to discuss Longest Chile: I.E. Chile that owns all coastlines in the world

    • @Ellie_deMayo
      @Ellie_deMayo 3 года назад +269

      First, Bolivia. Then? The world!!

    • @redpanda2009.
      @redpanda2009. 3 года назад +136

      @@Ellie_deMayo then the moon

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 года назад +20

      UK

    • @V21bh
      @V21bh 3 года назад +45

      Don’t encourage him

    • @airlot1469
      @airlot1469 3 года назад +18

      @@redpanda2009. after that mars

  • @Kuddochan
    @Kuddochan 3 года назад +918

    Now we're really *stretching* the boundaries of what if scenarios

  • @davidcardenas8539
    @davidcardenas8539 Год назад +8

    Lets make Chile great and long again

  • @andrewmd10
    @andrewmd10 2 года назад +5

    I believe that with an economy so big, and basically being a long coastline they would've invested crazy amounts of money in the marine in the last century and be the most powerful navy in the world

  • @markhenley3097
    @markhenley3097 3 года назад +649

    Croatia: I am the best coast stealer.
    Chile: Hold my beer.

    • @AshLilburne
      @AshLilburne 3 года назад +11

      Australia: No need to steal when ur already the king. Beers all round

    • @mccoolguy1973
      @mccoolguy1973 3 года назад +13

      Bolivia would like to talk with you.

    • @43Cubes
      @43Cubes 3 года назад +19

      Cries in bosnia

    • @Gameflyer001
      @Gameflyer001 3 года назад +8

      @Deva Rafael Yes... although having only 20 km of coastline with other Croatian islands closely surrounding it (not to mention relatively shallow waters) makes having a port there not very feasible. As such, BiH is functionally landlocked, because the nearest usable port is on the Croatian side. Also, if Croatia goes ahead and builds their proposed bridge over their islands that would enable bypassing the Neum border crossing entirely, that potentially spells more trouble for Bosnia and Herzegovina.

    • @rorrikiller8662
      @rorrikiller8662 3 года назад +9

      Hold my Pisco

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +805

    "But transformed Bolivia into a landlocked country"
    Bolivia: *Ow that hurts*

  • @JAMEArts
    @JAMEArts Год назад +2

    Moral of the story: Never piss Chile off, it'll steal your Pacific Ocean rights.

  • @fugisjqorkv3958
    @fugisjqorkv3958 Год назад +4

    As a chilean, i can say that THIS is the chilean dream

  • @chilln0648
    @chilln0648 3 года назад +389

    Chile was like “Okay, you guys can have all the land you want, but the coast is mine”

    • @twicethegalo
      @twicethegalo 3 года назад +19

      This is actually historically acurrate

    • @magreen311
      @magreen311 3 года назад +12

      Global warming: *Imma ruin this man's whole career*

    • @felipeoyarzun5424
      @felipeoyarzun5424 3 года назад +4

      @@magreen311 Coastal mountains: Im gonna end this man's whole career

  • @andys6004
    @andys6004 3 года назад +151

    At 1:26 there is a mistake, the war wasnt initially for conquest, it started because bolivia's government broke a treaty and rose taxes on chilean companies in the coast, beeing sure peru would help and Chile wouldnt attack. Boy they were wrong.

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis 3 года назад +10

      It was the late 1800s, the age of imperialism. Bolivia should have known better.

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 2 года назад +2

    One thing is sure:
    We'd have like 4 more ways of naming the "marraqueta" bread

  • @excesscodm1221
    @excesscodm1221 2 года назад +3

    I love how canada is not once pronounced in this video but is still in direct conflict with 'longer chile'

  • @turepers2469
    @turepers2469 3 года назад +588

    Every country in north and South America: we want to swim in the pacific
    Chile: no

    • @Sahil-tb4ty
      @Sahil-tb4ty 3 года назад +2

      😂😂👉🤦

    • @belenaraya7101
      @belenaraya7101 3 года назад

      Hahahhahahahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KarenSaranghaeSuJu
      @KarenSaranghaeSuJu 3 года назад +6

      Its fuckin cold in the pacific, better go swim in the atlantic lol

    • @belenaraya7101
      @belenaraya7101 3 года назад

      @HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW Who are u? 🙂

    • @belenaraya7101
      @belenaraya7101 3 года назад

      @HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW Dude! HAHAHAHAHAUAHA 🤣🤣🤣 that sounds cool, but no thank you 😂😂

  • @JJLiu-xc3kg
    @JJLiu-xc3kg 3 года назад +429

    It’s official, he’s gone insane.

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 3 года назад +4

      Q-tine has not been kind to Corolla boy 😥

    • @skeratix11
      @skeratix11 3 года назад +8

      He’s given into the memes

    • @FirstnameLastname-uo3yu
      @FirstnameLastname-uo3yu 3 года назад +1

      Quarantine Disorder

    • @SatMan18
      @SatMan18 3 года назад

      @@Crick1952 i wish corolla measurements

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 3 года назад

      Crick1952 He sad he haven’t drove his corolla for month

  • @gnanaprakasamkumaran1362
    @gnanaprakasamkumaran1362 Год назад +2

    Chile : Hey Bolivia
    Bolivia: Yes?
    Chile: Coastline
    Bolivia: I don't get it.
    Chile: Exactly

  • @Simplegamemer
    @Simplegamemer 2 года назад +3

    finally a country where you can enjoy summer or winter the whole year round without leaving your country

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer 3 года назад +1753

    2:35 O N E T H

    • @aegis_222
      @aegis_222 3 года назад +110

      i immediately came to the comments as soon as i saw it

    • @Djanbari
      @Djanbari 3 года назад +8

      What?

    • @n1kolaos
      @n1kolaos 3 года назад +70

      @@Djanbari It says that LA is the 1th City in the video 😂

    • @qreeves
      @qreeves 3 года назад +48

      Firth

    • @TravisL.Desmadreson
      @TravisL.Desmadreson 3 года назад +4

      @@aegis_222 same

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 3 года назад +926

    I live on the oregon coast. The thought of being Chilean amuses me greatly.

    • @auritro3903
      @auritro3903 3 года назад +15

      Me too

    • @pedroks7756
      @pedroks7756 3 года назад +31

      I life in brazil,nothing would change for me

    • @aboreal
      @aboreal 2 года назад +29

      As a Chilean, it shouldn't lmaao

    • @pablol5472
      @pablol5472 2 года назад +11

      The US-Canadian Pacific Coast already is a mirror of Chile (or viceversa). Except for those living in Hollywood or in the Bay Area, there is a southern replica to your city or area. For example, look up Corral, Chile if you live in Astoria, OR.

    • @weonvirtual
      @weonvirtual 2 года назад

      @@aboreal same🤝

  • @homiedaclown4381
    @homiedaclown4381 2 года назад +1

    Random cartographer: Wow, Chile sure is a long country.
    RLL: *Hits blunt* Yeah but what if it was longer.

  • @ivangregorovich9855
    @ivangregorovich9855 Год назад

    There actually is a route to Anchorage from Vancouver, however it would not fit on the map you have provided, as it takes hwy 97 (BC) up to Prince George, etc. So, it is possible, and when Longer Chile Becomes a country, they would most likely consider this and take over much of BC. Love the video btw.

  • @ChadtronicFan
    @ChadtronicFan 3 года назад +1963

    We can take this further, Chile has every peice of coastline in the world.

  • @kiblord8252
    @kiblord8252 3 года назад +291

    Los Angeles is the “1th” largest city

  • @atlas2296
    @atlas2296 Год назад +1

    Most RLL videos: *Complicated political predictions and explanations of the current political and diplomatic climate*
    This Video: What if like, Chilie big, like big big

  • @thothrax5621
    @thothrax5621 Год назад +4

    Now what about Longest Chile? Where it doesn't stop with the pacific, and instead wraps all the way around the Americas until it meets its southern border again.

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 4 месяца назад

      the RedLine basicllaly

  • @The1PhillyPhil
    @The1PhillyPhil 3 года назад +385

    Hits blunt:
    “hey... what if Chile was... longer?”

  • @diegoontour
    @diegoontour 3 года назад +542

    If Chile were this long, it would be on the Pacific ring of fire which would cause us to have even more earthquakes. Which in reality, to the Chileans, does not worry much.

    • @kdekappa
      @kdekappa 3 года назад +14

      it is already in the pacific ring lmao

    • @diegoontour
      @diegoontour 3 года назад +78

      @@kdekappa We are protecting all the countries in the Pacific of the earthquakes. LOL

    • @ulisesdover9124
      @ulisesdover9124 3 года назад +34

      @ray Llorones se asustan con un 4.0 y los locos somos nosotros.

    • @mateoburgos9818
      @mateoburgos9818 2 года назад +11

      As a chilean: earthquakes are every day. Literally

    • @goldenretriever1528
      @goldenretriever1528 2 года назад +1

      @ray el papá del benja

  • @diesehnswurdigkeit9019
    @diesehnswurdigkeit9019 Год назад +1

    It was funny from you describing Bolivia "salty" minding that it has the biggest saltflat in the world

  • @daxtonporter6679
    @daxtonporter6679 2 года назад +2

    2:47 Ah yes, the 1th biggest city in fictional Chile, Los Angeles

  • @killerkeir
    @killerkeir 2 года назад +757

    My Therapist: Long Chile isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
    Long Chile:

  • @devil_master1562
    @devil_master1562 3 года назад +592

    My therapist: Long Chile doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you
    Long Chile:

  • @Pitulio
    @Pitulio Год назад +1

    US: we have Hawaii and Guam, what do you have.
    Chile: we have moai

  • @jojofox29
    @jojofox29 2 года назад +1

    What if Chile was wayyyyyy longer?
    1.3 million people: interesting...

  • @mccoolguy1973
    @mccoolguy1973 3 года назад +123

    *What if Chile Was Waaaaaay Longer?*
    Bolivia: That would be my worst nightmare.

  • @314159265352
    @314159265352 3 года назад +428

    Longer Chile, don't allow this guy at 3:29 It can get stuck and divide you in half.

  • @johngerygooz3251
    @johngerygooz3251 Год назад +1

    Imagine Hollywood being in Chile! By the way I like how seriously you talked about Longer Chile. :-D

  • @bt5ny671
    @bt5ny671 Год назад +2

    longest chile would literally eventually turn the whole world into chile making chile the best country of chile

  • @NitroMagma
    @NitroMagma 3 года назад +404

    2020: Long Chile
    2021: Wide Gambia

  • @crizn88
    @crizn88 3 года назад +766

    as a chilean i can confirm this is my dream

    • @benjuke
      @benjuke 2 года назад +32

      Quiero poder viajar a cualquier ciudad sin pasar por el aeropuerto internacional AHFJAJFAJ

    • @benjuke
      @benjuke 2 года назад +22

      Aunque obviamente si esto pasara tendriamos aun mas aeropuertos internacionales

    • @Angwiser-zk7vk
      @Angwiser-zk7vk 2 года назад +7

      Nuestro sueño

    • @sofiaherrera9299
      @sofiaherrera9299 2 года назад +5

      Efectivamente

    • @delfoxnunezdelphox6813
      @delfoxnunezdelphox6813 2 года назад +7

      En un mod de victoria 2 se podría hacer XD con eso ya me conformo y soy feliz

  • @albertopaulmann2131
    @albertopaulmann2131 2 года назад +1

    The Pacific war (that is the name of the war between chile, bolivia and peru) was started because an unfair raise in taxes to saltpeter and was backed financially by England becoming for a brief time becoming the strongest navy in America, so the saltpeter war was, for a tax reason not a expansion reason

  • @pepelagarto8110
    @pepelagarto8110 Год назад +2

    Longer Chile is my new favorite country, also her allies for War could be Asia because then Chile could regulate the gaxes of rhe trafic in the coast

  • @shadysam7161
    @shadysam7161 3 года назад +733

    Imagine one day, a civil war breaks out in Chile, one side is to the east, while the other to the west..

    • @RodrigoFernandez-td9uk
      @RodrigoFernandez-td9uk 3 года назад +66

      In 1851, the rebel side was in the north, in the center-south and in the extreme south, and the government side was in the center-north and in the south ...

    • @Nonamelol.
      @Nonamelol. 2 года назад +3

      HAHAHA

    • @MSA
      @MSA 2 года назад +14

      Each side has a third and the Battlefield Is the other third... That would be like 4 thousand km per around 50 km jaja

    • @danstamante
      @danstamante 2 года назад +18

      westest west vs not so easter east

    • @kashutosh9132
      @kashutosh9132 2 года назад

      Lol 😂

  • @whyyousolikedat1556
    @whyyousolikedat1556 3 года назад +339

    1th Largest city in Longer Chile: Los Angeles. Grammar has left the chat.

  • @Angel-ip7pw
    @Angel-ip7pw 2 года назад +3

    sounds good. I believe in you Chile.

  • @yeetman3685
    @yeetman3685 2 года назад +1

    2:36 Los Angeles at an amazing 1th place

  • @alysin2439
    @alysin2439 3 года назад +323

    "Sad, salty, little land locked Bolivia"
    **BOLIVIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT**

    • @theeclipsemaster
      @theeclipsemaster 2 года назад +30

      Bolivia was banned for being salty

    • @andrak02
      @andrak02 2 года назад +4

      carefull, bolivia want have a naval war by you comment

    • @okey664
      @okey664 2 года назад

      How to defeat bolivia: Jaja no tenes mar

  • @dario9042
    @dario9042 3 года назад +332

    Tan solo imaginen cuanto tiempo tomarían los envíos por correos de chile

    • @Tortuguita117
      @Tortuguita117 3 года назад +85

      Nueva ruta turbus a Los Angeles

    • @eliharman
      @eliharman 3 года назад +8

      We don’t speak longer Chilean. It’s an imaginary country. I think you may be taking the thought experiment too far...

    • @diegoandresvargasvaldes6278
      @diegoandresvargasvaldes6278 Год назад +17

      @@eliharman bruh, it's a joke

    • @HYP3RK1NECT
      @HYP3RK1NECT Год назад

      No. La wea nefasta. Yo compre un producto por este courier, y los bastardos me dejaron en una agencia y lo tuve que ir a buscar. Cuando deberían dejar en mi casa.

    • @grmnxd8842
      @grmnxd8842 Год назад +46

      @@Tortuguita117 ruta Los Ángeles del sur a Los Ángeles del norte

  • @luckymapping
    @luckymapping 2 года назад +1

    Countries that lost their coastline to Chile: *crying*
    Bolivia: First time?

  • @NoahLavineASP
    @NoahLavineASP Год назад

    The best thing about your channel is that I can stop watching you for a year and then I have a million videos to binge.

  • @RenTran1
    @RenTran1 3 года назад +425

    "Hey, dude where do you live? I want to see if I can give an estimate for the climate from how far from the equator you are."
    "I live in Longer Chile."
    "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

    • @IgaziKenyer
      @IgaziKenyer 3 года назад +47

      " A lot, very narrow now."

    • @ProudiPhoneOwner
      @ProudiPhoneOwner 3 года назад +41

      Imagine they say: “Fine. I live near the coast. Happy?”

    • @nhandinh7404
      @nhandinh7404 3 года назад +6

      @@ProudiPhoneOwner But on which part of the coast. Because you guys have waaaaaay too much coast

    • @SR0144
      @SR0144 3 года назад +19

      @@nhandinh7404 The long side of the coast.......

    • @khalilfajloun3787
      @khalilfajloun3787 3 года назад +12

      The part that is next to the pacific ocean

  • @pugz01234
    @pugz01234 3 года назад +124

    Chile: “Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!”

  • @Guakamello
    @Guakamello Год назад +1

    Longer Chile it's just the beginning. Next step: Longest Chile

  • @Moonfishii
    @Moonfishii 2 года назад +1

    3:37 *weird chuckles and snickering*

  • @F151411
    @F151411 3 года назад +436

    Longer Chile exists*
    *Tsunami:* I’m about to end this man’s whole career

    • @elfallguyxd4081
      @elfallguyxd4081 3 года назад +10

      This think that was enough say hello to : e a r t h q u a k e s. And a lot of them.

    • @Th3RealPeterGriffin
      @Th3RealPeterGriffin 3 года назад +3

      Flood: your my bitch now

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea 3 года назад +1

      Rising water level:
      U will be Jakarta 🤭🤣

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea 3 года назад

      @@Th3RealPeterGriffin nah
      Just need water sea rising

    • @dheerajnishchitha4216
      @dheerajnishchitha4216 3 года назад +2

      Cyclones or typhoon or hurricane : am I joke to u?

  • @EthanRKassel
    @EthanRKassel 3 года назад +201

    My therapist: “Don’t worry, Long Chile doesn’t exist”

    • @PolarisCastillo
      @PolarisCastillo 3 года назад +3

      Phew

    • @tekrunner987
      @tekrunner987 3 года назад +16

      Longer Chile on the other hand...

    • @Finalochneggg
      @Finalochneggg 3 года назад +1

      ...yet

    • @JM-lh8rl
      @JM-lh8rl 3 года назад

      Same energy as Wide Putin

    • @Josefina0258
      @Josefina0258 3 года назад +1

      I'm afraid of longer Chile hahaha. Cheers from Chile (smaller Chile) 😂

  • @michalkosar7642
    @michalkosar7642 2 года назад +1

    Love the 1TH on Los angeles 2:59

  • @mircomuntener4643
    @mircomuntener4643 2 года назад

    The *BARREN TUNDRA* between Vancouver and Anchorage!?
    Them's fightin' woids, mister.
    And probably the most difficult logistical challenge conceivable.

  • @schnuffelschnuffel141
    @schnuffelschnuffel141 3 года назад +489

    "Chile was able to take over Bolivia's coastline because.. well.. what the hell is Bolivia gonna do about it with their salty landlocked navy?"
    i love this channel

  • @vichoiglesias
    @vichoiglesias 3 года назад +288

    Actually Punta Arenas is not connected by roads to the rest of Chile. You need to detour through Argentina, because the last highway "Carretera Austral" ends at Villa O'Higgins - almost 500km north of Punta Arenas.

    • @AlvinSeville1
      @AlvinSeville1 3 года назад +36

      True. The islands and fjords are so rugged with many forests make any road building in this area impossible.

    • @pocketanime
      @pocketanime 3 года назад +2

      @@AlvinSeville1 also sea

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf 2 года назад +1

      Isnt there a ferry like in Puerto Montt?

    • @theuselessdrunk
      @theuselessdrunk Год назад

      @@Carlos-ne3zf ferrys are only connectors, too slow for long distances. i worked in cargo ships doing half that distance (from guaitecas, south of chiloe to natales) and it was a whole night travel. There are tourist cruisers sailing from muerto montt but iirc they use like 6 days making multiple stops.
      @Alvin road building is not impossible, it's just not economically justificable. when there's a reason to spend all that money the geography is not an impediment. Norway has similar topography and its all connected

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop 2 года назад +2

    It doesn't have to stop at america
    Chile should cover all of the worlds coastline

  • @Floppasprite
    @Floppasprite 2 года назад +6

    I'm proud of my country 🇨🇱