There Are Some Things Black People Just Don't Do. Smiley Joe Wiley

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  • Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
  • There are some things black people just don't do, or at least thats what Smiley Joe Wiley says in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Smiley Joe talks about all the things that you might never see a black person doing. Whether you're someone who has noticed some of these, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Smiley Joe Wiley is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 95

  • @charleskadletc2431
    @charleskadletc2431 11 дней назад +7

    I love it when a good comedic can poke fun on one's own race, religion, and heritage. VERY PROFESSIONAL. YOU ARE.

  • @joball6479
    @joball6479 13 дней назад +12

    Absolutely loved his jokes!!!

  • @rayhume1971
    @rayhume1971 13 дней назад +44

    Joe Rogan once said you've got a better chance of finding Big Foot than of finding a Black person looking for Big Foot.

  • @leoseries
    @leoseries 13 дней назад +11

    According TV ads in the UK. Black men are too busy doing the cooking, cleaning, ironing, household shopping and and child minding to have time for anything else!

  • @MrJdsenior
    @MrJdsenior 13 дней назад +24

    Yes, as that great philosopher George Carlin said,, "Never trust a fart".

  • @D9P323
    @D9P323 13 дней назад +9

    "Brutha, how black are you tryna GET?" "You know they can't swim"......dude, folks need to get out more 😊

  • @sweetenpenksa5696
    @sweetenpenksa5696 13 дней назад +18

    I'm a big black woman. He's making me fall out of my chair laughing so intense

  • @RayfordRaySiegel
    @RayfordRaySiegel 13 дней назад +7

    Ha, ha! I said "Popeyes", a little before he did.

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 11 дней назад +1

    They weren't sure at first, but he was getting them towards the end. I heard several 'I can't help myself laughs'.😂🤣

  • @karlforster4907
    @karlforster4907 12 дней назад

    Had me rolling! Thank you.

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 13 дней назад +5

    And black folk usually stay away from haunted places.... naw bruh... just naw..

  • @pass179
    @pass179 12 дней назад

    Very good set. I loved hearing the people laughing in the audience too.

  • @plasmaforce11
    @plasmaforce11 13 дней назад +5

    Lost my breath over 5 times laughing 😂 pure gold!

  • @pelletfunner6701
    @pelletfunner6701 11 дней назад

    You had that crowd rolling! Well done 👍!

  • @cronicarecordsmusic3932
    @cronicarecordsmusic3932 День назад

    Love it 🙌

  • @clickrick
    @clickrick 13 дней назад

    Oh man, it takes some good humour to make me actually laugh out loud enough so my neighbours wonder what's up!
    "I went to the bathroom - the smoke alarm went off"
    That delivery was just perfect!

  • @ZappyOh
    @ZappyOh 13 дней назад +20

    Bungee jumping was actually invented by blacks in Vanuatu, Melanesia.
    Now you know :)

    • @ilovesparky13
      @ilovesparky13 13 дней назад +6

      They’re Pacific Islanders, not Black.

    • @ZappyOh
      @ZappyOh 13 дней назад +2

      @@ilovesparky13 If you met one, you couldn't tell.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 13 дней назад +2

      There is a Mexican tradition where men go up a 50 to150 ft slim pole and then throw themselves tied by their ankles. They are called Voladores de Papantla. It's a 2500 year old tradition.

  • @agnesstokes1078
    @agnesstokes1078 13 дней назад +3

    He was good

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 13 дней назад +1

    Breason
    More of him for sure !!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stvie3
    @stvie3 13 дней назад +10

    for the discerning gent who likes racial humor, but not bad words

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ 4 дня назад

    This Cat is FUNNY!

  • @cathywilbanks9291
    @cathywilbanks9291 11 дней назад +1

    This is in response to the bungie jumping and surfing comments, why most black people don't do that. Your Common Sense of self preservation the good Lord🙌 gave you to NOT tempt fate by doing crazy stuff like that and sir I totally agree with you! IF a person needs an adrenaline rush, just go to the grocery store 🤯

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 13 дней назад +3

    Where did Grumpy Old Man go? He use to be a regular at Drybar. 🤔🤔🤔

    • @TyrBarghest
      @TyrBarghest 13 дней назад +1

      You talking about the old white dude with the wife name Tammy or a different grumpy old dude?

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 13 дней назад +4

      ​@@TyrBarghest😂, there was a person named Grumpy Old Man that always had a bad comment to post regarding the comments. I liked to read his comments because they were so blunt.

    • @marycook1644
      @marycook1644 13 дней назад

      Oh, yeah ! I almost forgot about him !! He used to comment all the time ! He loved to put people DOWN ! I don’t miss him !

    • @EsssyD
      @EsssyD 4 дня назад +1

      They probably blocked him. He was too honest for the world today.

  • @Videomorgue
    @Videomorgue 6 дней назад

    This sounds like a comedy routine from 1995.

  • @theresewalters1696
    @theresewalters1696 13 дней назад +2

    He's good.

  • @deankissell3196
    @deankissell3196 13 дней назад +6

    He said Popeyes, but I thought he was gonna say Newport

  • @j.taylor3670
    @j.taylor3670 12 дней назад

    Funny!!!

  • @cvvzdesigns
    @cvvzdesigns 12 дней назад +1

    Dang... The only jelly bean I DO eat is the black ones! They wouldn't be safe from Shark-me. 😆

  • @Lin_cait11
    @Lin_cait11 8 часов назад

    Jokes are to be taken lightly… not literally! That’s why it’s called a JOKE!

  • @franciscodaniel08
    @franciscodaniel08 13 дней назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rarcade
    @Rarcade День назад

    no, no, & no but thumb up! 😄

  • @emazur8394
    @emazur8394 13 дней назад +1

    Playing a harp

  • @donnabuckalew-wagner6431
    @donnabuckalew-wagner6431 12 дней назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @IndigoBassNotes
    @IndigoBassNotes 13 дней назад +6

    Tipping is on the list for sure.

  • @noneyabizz8337
    @noneyabizz8337 13 дней назад

    The jokes you can't say about the topic arw funnier.

  • @Wandera1970
    @Wandera1970 12 дней назад +7

    Oh no I am posting a fact and your gonna delete it. While I appreicate the comdey and laughed.. This guy needs to research the origins of bungee jumping. The Vanuatu Tribe. They invented it. Bravery and faith. just youtube. Amazing POV: Jump With the Original Bungee Jumpers. Take credit for it own it. No disrespect meant. You gave the world a craze that is enjoyed around the globe.

    • @jbc6980
      @jbc6980 12 дней назад

      Who's persecuting you now?

    • @Wandera1970
      @Wandera1970 11 дней назад +3

      @@jbc6980 lol youtube thou shall not offend any one at any time. .. (I joke) I post a lot of fact back comments. I guess how I word them at times get them removed. Or they never get posted in the first place. haha I don't feel persecuted. A fact is fact. People should not get upset about facts. But hey is ok to smear false facts all over the place. But direct some one to a real fact that can be fact checked independantly .. no no no you can not do that it might offend some one

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P 13 дней назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh he’s hilarious

  • @a.d.morton4624
    @a.d.morton4624 13 дней назад +6

    There is a Black Man that owns a car in NASCAR. He has to trick his way in but yeah, we do everything. Also our skin absorbs nutrients from the sun. Our Melanin is like what photosynthesis is to plant life 🤗 So we sun bathe boo......oh, yes we do. ❤
    And I swim, grew up swimming. I also have a niece that surfs 🤷🏾 Never generalize 💯😄

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 13 дней назад +1

      Don't base your knowledge on stereotypes.

    • @MrTekniqs
      @MrTekniqs 13 дней назад +2

      Everyone absorbs Nutrients through their skin. Seasonal Depression comes from lack of Sunlight. Vitamin D deficiency.

    • @coyoteodie4458
      @coyoteodie4458 13 дней назад

      ​​@@MrTekniqsnot me. I just turn into a cracker

    • @ospears6276
      @ospears6276 11 дней назад

      Facts! He wasn't funny.

  • @airborn1buster121
    @airborn1buster121 13 дней назад

    Third comment

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory 12 дней назад

    As if he has EVER picked cot ton.

  • @lateblossom
    @lateblossom 13 дней назад +1

    This crowd sucked

  • @FigaroHey
    @FigaroHey 13 дней назад +1

    Meh...

  • @stuplays6632
    @stuplays6632 13 дней назад

    I thought the dry bar was supposed avoid racism 🤔

    • @declamatory
      @declamatory 12 дней назад

      That's only for White people.

  • @Bob-bb3ur
    @Bob-bb3ur 13 дней назад +10

    Only Trump can save America

    • @piratejoan
      @piratejoan 13 дней назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bob-bb3ur
      @Bob-bb3ur 13 дней назад +4

      @piratejoan Sounds like you're looking in Mommy's mirror playing Dress up again.

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 13 дней назад

      Have your head surgically removed from your butt

    • @andreabradley5837
      @andreabradley5837 13 дней назад

      🤢🤮

    • @shortguy1227
      @shortguy1227 13 дней назад +14

      Trump can't save anything. The only hope we have is faith in Jesus. America is done for.

  • @zerosternritter566
    @zerosternritter566 13 дней назад +2

    Being a father is one of them 😂😂

    • @solotraveller7795
      @solotraveller7795 13 дней назад +1

      U watch too much network news, that statement is not based on actual facts. sad to hear yhe thoughts that u should keep to urself.