Every Black Person Needs A Few White Friends. Drew Thomas

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @gogoscorner1111
    @gogoscorner1111 Год назад +710

    How can he be so calmly funny? 😂😂😂

    • @Mobile131
      @Mobile131 Год назад +2

      Fucking AMAZING

    • @bz3105
      @bz3105 Год назад +8

      I think that's his angle.

    • @mankind2393
      @mankind2393 11 месяцев назад +8

      He's mastered delivering dead-panned jokes

    • @vabriga1
      @vabriga1 11 месяцев назад

      My guess is that he has heard those jokes few times already. 😜

    • @olaoluwaelijah6154
      @olaoluwaelijah6154 10 месяцев назад

      Exactly

  • @jeremyjacobs4991
    @jeremyjacobs4991 Год назад +568

    I love this guy’s delivery.

    • @lehakwelesetla1631
      @lehakwelesetla1631 Год назад +2

      😂Oh, yeah...same!❤

    • @porkch0mp538
      @porkch0mp538 Год назад +2

      I watched it on mute with captions and its still real good

    • @Patriot46426
      @Patriot46426 10 месяцев назад +2

      Perfect

    • @massari4u
      @massari4u 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah man I just discovered him, he is so smooth! , as you said his delivery!!!!

    • @globalismoblackman
      @globalismoblackman 3 месяца назад +1

      The punchlines are a hit always 😅😂

  • @bracebrooks967
    @bracebrooks967 Год назад +201

    So refreshing to hear some good comedy without cursing in it. It's also amazing how he looked partially depressed and hardly smiled during this segment yet still managed to make the audience laugh.

    • @joso7228
      @joso7228 11 месяцев назад +6

      Deadpan Comedy

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 8 месяцев назад +7

      This is Dry Bar. It's a comedy club in Provo Utah. They don't serve alcohol and the comedy is always clean

    • @Darren_Martin
      @Darren_Martin 3 месяца назад +1

      Ummm. Welcome to Drybar 😂😂😂

    • @brettbarager9101
      @brettbarager9101 3 месяца назад +1

      I made the same comment about one of his other vids!

  • @george.a7364
    @george.a7364 Год назад +167

    And he is looks so serious while killing you with laughter.

  • @erictrainor4345
    @erictrainor4345 Год назад +569

    The idea that he’s joking about white people having spaceships to get off the planet in front of a Utah crowd is 👨‍🍳 💋.

    • @Radnick0024
      @Radnick0024 9 месяцев назад +7

      Bruh I'm pretty sure Scientology is in LA, mate. Saves Tom Cruise a couple hours of driving

    • @kinanshmahell8065
      @kinanshmahell8065 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Radnick0024 he is talking about mormons

    • @Radnick0024
      @Radnick0024 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@kinanshmahell8065 Been Mormon for 30 years now, still no clue where they keep the spaceships the non-members apparently know so much about. 🤔

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 8 месяцев назад +5

      I'm ex-mormon and there's nothing about spaceships in the belief system. Wtf are you talking about?

    • @diallog1
      @diallog1 7 месяцев назад +3

      "And I don't wanna be the only Black person on the new planet. Somebody's moon-rock come up missing, and here we go with this BS again?" 😂😂😂

  • @bernie9728
    @bernie9728 Год назад +144

    Not sure why this came up on you tube, but this guy is pure gold. Thanks brother, I have not laughed this much in a very long time.

    • @angelamossucco2190
      @angelamossucco2190 10 месяцев назад

      Subscribe to him! ❤

    • @JusticeOuinn420
      @JusticeOuinn420 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ikr!!! He popped up in my feed as well and I have been watching his video's back to back☺

  • @pimpmaestro5666
    @pimpmaestro5666 Год назад +42

    He is so chilled and hilarious

  • @jackofalltempos
    @jackofalltempos Год назад +56

    "Somebodys moon rock missin here we go again with this shit."
    "Only one brother on Mars. Dammit wheres tyrone to blame when ya need him"

    • @ZAZ-bw4wz
      @ZAZ-bw4wz 3 месяца назад

      I get all the jokes except the moon jokes. Can someone explain. I'm not American and English is not my first language

  • @t.bailey5043
    @t.bailey5043 Год назад +171

    He is right. I got a white friend going to give me a lazy boy chair. He's holding it until I move in my new house. In my area is not many black like where I'm at now. Especially the elderly. They love to talk. They even tell you some of their personal business if they see you are a good person to talk to. Not too many people you can find doing this. My house has gotten damaged in a storm so I'm in an area where their a lot of white people. They would respect you if you respect them. Not all are bad. They love to go to events. I go to concerts,ball games and coming up there a gospel event coming up I'm going to. I'm like man this what I'm talking about.

    • @huachichibitch66
      @huachichibitch66 Год назад +3

      🖤

    • @jodirenaud7917
      @jodirenaud7917 Год назад +10

      La z boy is expensive. I just bought one. 😂

    • @t.bailey5043
      @t.bailey5043 Год назад +15

      @@jodirenaud7917 Yeah they are. It's a blessing I'm being given one. I sat in it before. I mean it is comfortable too. He told me I'll give it to you. I was like thanks

    • @juliearmfield2634
      @juliearmfield2634 Год назад

      White people love casseroles and potluck suppers 😂

    • @stringtheoryguitars4952
      @stringtheoryguitars4952 11 месяцев назад +10

      That’s what I always say- go to a movie, a concert, a club, whatever. All you see is people from different backgrounds singing and dancing and having a good time together. There’s no “racial tension” in America unless you’re watching the news and listening to politicians LOL

  • @546people
    @546people Год назад +56

    He did great. Can’t wait to see more of him.

  • @malcolmmutambanengwe3453
    @malcolmmutambanengwe3453 Год назад +30

    Watching from Zimbabwe, Africa. I haven't laughed this hard since the movie Coming to America.

  • @bruceyboy7349
    @bruceyboy7349 Год назад +35

    I watch a lot of comedy and I laugh inside a lot. The fact that I make audible noises when this guy talks is a testament to his comedic skills. (I'm English too)

  • @ronleon62
    @ronleon62 Год назад +25

    Drew's delivery is masterful!

  • @rainsofhealing
    @rainsofhealing Год назад +75

    He’s hilarious 😂 ridin the moose.

  • @sherrireed4959
    @sherrireed4959 Год назад +52

    I want a full episode of this guy!

  • @jonceewalsh.
    @jonceewalsh. Год назад +63

    This guy is truly witty love the delivery 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @lsd8497
    @lsd8497 Год назад +30

    "Back the car" 😂

  • @bulaambrosio2802
    @bulaambrosio2802 Год назад +38

    He's so effortless 😂😂😂 hilarious

  • @zb3495
    @zb3495 Год назад +28

    If he mentioned it they would’ve let him keep the canoe

  • @lynnetheridge1765
    @lynnetheridge1765 Год назад +30

    Thanks for the giggles! 💕

  • @bantupiwe9192
    @bantupiwe9192 11 месяцев назад +11

    What a man🎉..what a delivery🎉🎉

  • @zghani2410
    @zghani2410 11 месяцев назад +9

    Drew Thomas is simply NATURAL!

  • @kenmorgan316
    @kenmorgan316 Год назад +66

    Wear Dave's pajamas 😂, he's Dead 😂

    • @dunstanngalomba9459
      @dunstanngalomba9459 3 месяца назад

      I'm pretty sure, he killed Dave with his jokes😂😂😂 dude is so funny

  • @haitianblakk
    @haitianblakk Год назад +20

    He's cool with his delivery and that's what makes it interesting

  • @johnmanto1945
    @johnmanto1945 Год назад +75

    Incredibly good writing, spot-on. Your audience loves you😊 also, fantastic delivery🎉 I would not be surprised if you wrote material for others

  • @ZolfeLee-qg9rw
    @ZolfeLee-qg9rw Год назад +20

    His comedy is intelligent ,amazing

  • @lynghee159
    @lynghee159 9 месяцев назад +11

    Great, funny & clean comedy? Hysterical 🤣

  • @patrickivindyo8711
    @patrickivindyo8711 Год назад +14

    😂 he's the Steph Curry of comedy. So chilled in his devastatingly funny delivery.

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit Год назад +81

    He's hilarious, I've gotten along fine with black and Hispanic neighbors

    • @continuousself-improvement1879
      @continuousself-improvement1879 Год назад +11

      They're just nice to you because they want to get on your spaceship. 😉

    • @nickgoldring1446
      @nickgoldring1446 Год назад

      Thanks for reminding me how pathetically my fellow whites often behave. Oh, and blacks.

    • @estellejohnson7406
      @estellejohnson7406 Год назад

      Oh sure, because you have a spare bedroom with pajamas left by some dead relative!

    • @TheSleepingonit
      @TheSleepingonit Год назад

      @@estellejohnson7406 what the fuck are you talking about? I meant as neighbors

    • @A-broken-clay-jar
      @A-broken-clay-jar 10 месяцев назад

      Now come to think of it, all my white friends have a spare bedroom. My husband is a white, so we have our own spaceship 😂

  • @humblejoy3564
    @humblejoy3564 Год назад +25

    really smooth and love his seriousness!

  • @USA50_
    @USA50_ Год назад +11

    That's so true! I know people like that 😂❤🇺🇲

  • @seeleygirl6178
    @seeleygirl6178 9 месяцев назад +5

    My favorite kind of comedy. A real observation of our differences, ok, slightly exaggerated, we can laugh at ourselves and each other.

  • @t.amis1-6769
    @t.amis1-6769 Год назад +9

    He SMOOTH with his Delivery! Jokes Just roll out Easy!

  • @brendarewan7441
    @brendarewan7441 Год назад +12

    My former supervisor: A black female retired colonel used to say “That dog don’t hunt “ so funny to me.

  • @sneakysnake8562
    @sneakysnake8562 Год назад +11

    Underrated comedian

  • @aj0408aj
    @aj0408aj Год назад +5

    Brilliant man, this guy's brilliant.

  • @SameerPrehistorica
    @SameerPrehistorica 10 месяцев назад +10

    He is good, i want to see more of him. The pancakes, spaceships stuff was very funny. Seems like now i want some pancakes.

  • @ramseynubes3586
    @ramseynubes3586 5 месяцев назад +4

    Yes, he is spot on about the pan cakes and Give you items etc...

  • @tedereTSSK
    @tedereTSSK Год назад +16

    Great delivery. Thanks man

  • @vbetta8979
    @vbetta8979 Год назад +25

    Very unique! Can say I never heard a routine like this. Somebody's moon rock goes missing, lol.

  • @A-broken-clay-jar
    @A-broken-clay-jar 10 месяцев назад +5

    I have watched this 3 times in two days 😂

  • @barbarabonnette2705
    @barbarabonnette2705 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is the best comedian I’ve seen in a very long while! Thanks, Man! Another white friend! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @priya-lz5oj
    @priya-lz5oj Год назад +6

    lol, this is a great comedic timing with a calm voice.

  • @VeganPrepper
    @VeganPrepper 9 месяцев назад +8

    Holy crap, almost no one can come to my house without me giving them something. 😂 I feel called out.

    • @darelet
      @darelet 7 месяцев назад

      Can we be friends?

  • @judythompson8227
    @judythompson8227 Год назад +4

    gotta love this guy. Love the delivery too...

  • @bezizwedlamini1575
    @bezizwedlamini1575 11 месяцев назад +15

    As soon as I saw the audience 3:33 and realized it was mostly white...I understood why it was relatable for the audience cause they wouldn't stop laughing...even when I wasn't 😂

  • @kerricorser4562
    @kerricorser4562 8 месяцев назад +5

    This guy is funny!!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @BIZZLLENIZZLLE
    @BIZZLLENIZZLLE 2 месяца назад +1

    Even how he holds the microphone to his chin is hilarious.

  • @parallaxview47
    @parallaxview47 11 часов назад

    He's incredibly funny. I could watch him for hours. 😂😂😂

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 Год назад +10

    I do be getting tired of shit and giving it away ... Never even thought about it before 🤔🤣

  • @novellacruce6128
    @novellacruce6128 Год назад +8

    Wayment! I'm half white and I didn't know about the space ship! 🤔

  • @MzBettyK
    @MzBettyK Год назад +5

    How is it that just found this much funny tonight⁉️🤣🤣🤣 Drew Thomas, I’m searching for more. 😅

  • @michaelshields4514
    @michaelshields4514 9 месяцев назад +53

    The pancakes are what killed Dave.

  • @benjaminleonard5770
    @benjaminleonard5770 Год назад +14

    …I didn’t come here for this! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @markinmadisonwi
    @markinmadisonwi Год назад +5

    GREAT material 💯 and great delivery!!!

  • @luvheeley
    @luvheeley Год назад +8

    no lies were told

  • @fornlike
    @fornlike 9 месяцев назад +2

    Waou! This one too is very good. He has a real talent.

  • @angelas.3645
    @angelas.3645 Год назад +6

    I have to say it is true...I have experienced that.

  • @timothyspencer2861
    @timothyspencer2861 2 месяца назад +4

    This is how stand-up should be no racist word or negative.

  • @luvnalaska44
    @luvnalaska44 Год назад +5

    He is fantastic!

  • @AurorahDey
    @AurorahDey Год назад +9

    I’m falling OUT😆😆

  • @BudaMac
    @BudaMac 11 месяцев назад +8

    This guy’s extremely funny 😂😂😂

  • @TheKhulis
    @TheKhulis Год назад +6

    .Genius Delivery! .Never heard of him before.

  • @stephenmccullom928
    @stephenmccullom928 Год назад +29

    I love this guy! He reminds me of Tracy Morgan, but much cleaner!

    • @fasameijer794
      @fasameijer794 Год назад

      Tracy en white people 😂😂😂

    • @cawiltu
      @cawiltu Год назад

      I love the clean talk too🥰

  • @astorcarlyle1241
    @astorcarlyle1241 Год назад +5

    Clean and brilliantly creative

  • @limatoshijamir6440
    @limatoshijamir6440 Год назад +20

    This guy's the best 😂

  • @clarissagafoor5222
    @clarissagafoor5222 Месяц назад +1

    funnily enough my friend from Congo does that - tell her you like a piece of jewlerry she's wearing she trys to give it to you because that's her country's custom.

  • @professoryecats1297
    @professoryecats1297 4 месяца назад +1

    It is great to hear comedy that is clean and doesn't have a lot of cussing and filthy language.
    The Bowtie Professor!

  • @penelopepitstop762
    @penelopepitstop762 4 месяца назад

    I’m happy to say my guest room has everything a guest could need and I learned to do that from my mom. ❤

  • @johnberry1107
    @johnberry1107 Год назад +40

    Great to find a fresh professional joker!

    • @chifupapi
      @chifupapi Год назад

      Notice how he doesn't curse alot, or at all.

  • @a.k.m.3419
    @a.k.m.3419 Год назад +7

    Everything this man said is true.
    In Canada I keep a kayak on the truck and yes if we see a moose we are trying to ride it, no matter how many people need to get fucked up by the moose.

  • @dijerrymedia
    @dijerrymedia 11 месяцев назад +3

    I have experienced this and I know what this man is talking about 😂

  • @amy-t1h
    @amy-t1h 9 месяцев назад +1

    no you are awesome my man. i actually belly laughed. hilarious and all class all the way bro.

  • @dorishanoum5573
    @dorishanoum5573 Год назад +10

    🤗, Totally Funny all the way to the end🤣😅👍

  • @doug_1489
    @doug_1489 Год назад +8

    so smooth man 👌

  • @daphneharper5287
    @daphneharper5287 Год назад +4

    WOW, you are absolutely hilarious, your voice alone just makes me laugh you go boy.. I love it 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌺🙏

  • @nightcypha
    @nightcypha Год назад +7

    Where’s the entire set? This guy is hilarious.

  • @childrenofalessergod
    @childrenofalessergod 9 месяцев назад +1

    Straight up- “you got your license- you got any warrants- take the bullets out of the gun…” 😂

  • @Who_Let_The_Dogs_Out_10-7
    @Who_Let_The_Dogs_Out_10-7 Год назад +7

    Needs more views !

  • @davidlucas307
    @davidlucas307 Год назад +40

    Then he finds out Dave died from pancakes

  • @nancygiordano9053
    @nancygiordano9053 Год назад +5

    He’s so funny. Thank you

  • @myst8217
    @myst8217 Год назад +5

    His weed joke in another video is hilarious.

  • @wstafco
    @wstafco 3 месяца назад +1

    Who is this guy? He's pretty good. His timing and delivery are excellent.

  • @jennifer082255
    @jennifer082255 2 месяца назад +1

    A long time ago,a friend wasn't allowed in his house because he was drunk. He slept it off at our house, and Daddy offered him breakfast, but not pancakes.

  • @kirknybronx02
    @kirknybronx02 2 месяца назад +1

    Somebody's moon rock come up missing...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @guderian213
    @guderian213 14 дней назад

    ..I think I will,Bob..I think I will…😂😂😃👌🏽

  • @delongonsalves2191
    @delongonsalves2191 8 месяцев назад +1

    The moon rock joke was off the hook 😂😂

  • @BaraAleia
    @BaraAleia 3 месяца назад

    This guy is pure gold 😂😂😂😂

  • @a.taylor8294
    @a.taylor8294 Год назад +8

    Aight, people, don't be in the front row at a comedy bar if you ain't gonna laugh

    • @FunkyCarla
      @FunkyCarla Год назад +1

      @a.taylor8294 Riiiight, I thought the exact same thing?!! Drew is hilarious!! The 5 guys down front, like almost frowning?!!!🤪🤨🤬 GTFOHWTS...

    • @a.taylor8294
      @a.taylor8294 Год назад +1

      @@FunkyCarla, totally hilarious!

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 9 месяцев назад +2

    What's hilarious is that I honestly, if I have a friend drunk over, I will make them pancakes in the morning. I have done that.

  • @trademarksmoto
    @trademarksmoto 5 месяцев назад +1

    Someone's moon rock go missin here we go with this B's again
    😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @CDN1975
    @CDN1975 8 месяцев назад +1

    "You got any warrants?" 😂

  • @CarSteroids
    @CarSteroids 3 месяца назад

    Pure talent

  • @christydethlefs9850
    @christydethlefs9850 Год назад +7

    So funny 😂

  • @joanezra5154
    @joanezra5154 8 месяцев назад

    Started my day with laughter

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin Месяц назад

    He has some sassy jokes, and, some better ones 😊👍

  • @ChessJourneyman
    @ChessJourneyman 8 месяцев назад +2

    He is Lloyd Banks of comedy. Uses a monotone voice with barely any energy put into it but spits bars.

  • @Salsbuildingboat
    @Salsbuildingboat 7 дней назад

    Questo pezzo è un capolavoro 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣meriterebbe l Oscar , Geniale 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @KaizerMayhem007
    @KaizerMayhem007 9 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely marvelous! :) :) :)

  • @dfrees42
    @dfrees42 Год назад +3

    I’m ready for that 🛸 too