Have ya ever been so angry that common sense just goes out the window and for spite you do anything. Like thisnperson cut off me off. Now i will chase them for 10 blocks out of my way just to yell. George in a nutshell
@@TheWarshire just like the video of the driver going daft about a tractor holding him up, when the motorist eventually overtook the tractor he stopped in front of him and went back to give out to him for holding him up 😂😂😂
To be fair to George, I go to my local mechanic every time (been going there for almost 15 years). I'd never go to a main dealership, because they're just out to rip you off with stuff you don't need.
@chrishargreaves8016 I called a chevrolet dealership and the mechanic said it will cost $181 to find the problem. I went to Jiffy Lube and they found the problem for free.
He was so hungry yet was not willing to give up that the mechanic stole his Twix. Even after buying or gathering 10 Twix. He just doesn’t give up when he feels he is wronged. Lol 😂
What I love about this (and the same thing happens on Curb) is that if the situation was flipped, a 7-minute subplot about the evils of stealing someone else's candy bar would turn into a 7-minute subplot about how the other guy has no right to question the universal standard of a bonus drop belonging to whoever happened to get it.
@@johnsheetz6639I deserved the double drop!! You had no right to take my double drop and leave me with no drop!! As a matter of fact I paid for the single drop, so I earned another single drop after the no drop!! This is highway droppery!!!
Several years ago, I saw a colleague ahead of me at the vending machine. I saw him order some bag of chips, or popcorn--I can't remember--and the machine caused his purchase to dangle. After considering what to do for a few moments, he gave up and walked away disappointed. I went back to my office, got some extra change, bought the one I wanted (some candy bar) and the one he wanted, getting two bags of chips. I then walked to his office to give his chips to him, but his door was locked, and he was gone. I propped his bag of chips on his doorknob for him to find when he got back. Not what you'd see in a Seinfeld episode. I never did find out if he got it. I can only hope.
@@dankubus3657 One of the most charitable things that ever happened to me was at my first job, where we had an Automat-style vending machine with little sliding doors for each item. I was getting stuff for myself and some coworkers, and when it got to the last item (for someone else), the damn door was misaligned just enough that it just would. not. open. Since it was someone else's whatever, I fought that door for about ten minutes before giving up. (I also didn't carry a lot of extra cash, so I was going to have to go back to him empty-handed AND owing him money.) An old timer I had never seen before gave me a dollar and said, "Here you go, kid; if you fought that hard, you've earned another try," and the next time it worked like a charm.
Yeah, if a guy like that caught me on my worst day, and something as simple as a Twix could have at least brightened my mood, and I found a guy like that stuffing his face with the last two remaining Twix bars, well then long story short, I would probably end up in a police station while he would be injured somewhere.
Every time I am with anyone in a store and we pass the Twix candy bars I always make it a point to say “there’s the Twix…the only candy with the cookie crunch!” My wife and kids think I am crazy.
a full bottle of soda was 99 cents, candy bars were 50 cents, chips were 99 cents. Now chips are 2.80, soda is 2.85, and candy is 2.25. Fuck these companies
No, george wanted food and the satisfaction of being right. He bought 12 candy bars just to trap the mechanic and watched as it was all foiled. He could of just sat down, eaten. And no issue. But his ego ruined him, again
Here George is in the best comic tradition of the hysterical guy who gets more hysterical and nuts with each passing incident, doing crazier and crazier things, accusing everyone under the sun, until he just explodes. Absolutely brilliant.
To this day I still associate Twix with George. I can't help but wonder where he got the other Twix. He might have gone to a convenience store. One might wonder why he didn't just get something to eat there or just buy one Twix and eat it. Then again, this is George. Guess he should have stuck with doing the opposite
My guess is George had enough cash on hand to either get ten Twix bars for the candy lineup, or nine Twix bars for the lineup and one Twix for themself. The integrity of the lineup came first.
"I think I've reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie..So let's not just say things that we both know are obvious fabrications!!!" 🤣
Wow, I still remember this episode like it was yesterday! I was about 5 when it reran on Fox, and I was laughing hysterically seeing a grown man make such a bug deal about a candy bar!
This show is an exercise between making the other characters as terrible a person as George while keeping George firmly placed on the "worst person" on the show and I can't get enough of it. I love that Jerry Seinfeld had the opportunity to write himself and his friends as wonderful people with quirky personalities and instead decided to make them all people you'd avoid like the plague in real life.
I emphatically told my only daughter to some how mention this episode particularly George's misery during my funeral and or wake😂this is the epitome of George😂
Well this was a worthwhile use of George's time and energy. The rule of the vending machine is if your snack gets caught, stay there and watch it because if the next person buys the same snack and gets two then it's their gain. Well some folks shake the machine, but apparently that's dangerous.
I like how ever since that early episode where George lost his job at the real estate firm, it seems as though he's been progressively losing his mind.
The fact he could've bought a different candy bar in the first place, as he bought several more for the candy line up, shoes just how petty George really is.
The craziest thing is that none of the products like Twix or Junior Mints mentioned in the show are product placement according to Jerry himself. They missed out on a lot of money.
@@uuuultra there are tons of articles out there saying that the Seinfeld writers did it for realism (so they didn't have to have a fake brand like "Let's" potato chips) and didn't get paid for it. Also product placement wasn't as common back in the 90s as it has become today.
There was a reason we looked forward to Thursday night, 8 pm. We couldn’t wait to see what everyday events with no plot would be stitched together as a show.
My #1 Favorite Seinfeld... My 2 careers before I finished up with a public school system. Car Dealership ( Parts ) 1976-1980, 1984-1990, 1992-1999. Vending( candy ) 1981-1983,& 1991. Opposite George my #2 Favorite. George/FroggerMachine is #3 favorite. I
My favorite part is how for hunger George can’t get a single Twix, but for petty revenge he can easily find ten
Definitely a fAuLt in script there! 📺
That's what makes the episode so funny.
Have ya ever been so angry that common sense just goes out the window and for spite you do anything.
Like thisnperson cut off me off. Now i will chase them for 10 blocks out of my way just to yell. George in a nutshell
@@seinfeldclips exactly he created all the commotion about one twix bar and then he was able to buy 10 twice bars 😂😂😂
@@TheWarshire just like the video of the driver going daft about a tractor holding him up, when the motorist eventually overtook the tractor he stopped in front of him and went back to give out to him for holding him up 😂😂😂
I like the psychopath who cheerfully mentions that there are new donuts in the breakroom, while also knowing he's holding the last one lol
It’s so goddamn funny
Hey this Clark bar is good!
George is getting upset !
Genuinely one of the most evil scripted characters ever
😭😭 Jerry handed George a empty carton
Only George would risk starvation to prove someone is a liar. 😅
He couldn’t have just gone for something else but no, it has to be the one and only TWIX for him
He makes a candy lineup of Twix bars out of nowhere but then decides to use them to set up the guy instead of eating them.
Even though George constantly lies 😂
and it didn’t work since all of the workers started eating all of those Twix George set up in the candy lineup
@@Yensid951927He could have eaten some, and then make the lineup.
It took George an hour because he walked to the nearest store to buy the candy bars. He didn’t bother to go to lunch though. God this show is great.
Because at that point it was more about revenge for him! XD
He was trying to prove a point too 🤣
Maybe he could buy extra Twix and eat them like a semi-sane person would
“Like I’m gonna get my car repaired at a dealership”
To me this is the funniest line of the clip hands down
To be fair to George, I go to my local mechanic every time (been going there for almost 15 years). I'd never go to a main dealership, because they're just out to rip you off with stuff you don't need.
@chrishargreaves8016 I called a chevrolet dealership and the mechanic said it will cost $181 to find the problem. I went to Jiffy Lube and they found the problem for free.
@@29th. Now that is hilarious!
“Why don’t I just flush my money down the toilet” was the rest of his line.
BodeS NOT bodeD
STOOPID SPELCHEK! CB
“Sir, you gonna buy a car?” Lol
“NO!”
that twix bar was huge! God I miss the 90s
Yup....and i do vending, i remember the .50 days & when the bars were bigger.
Everything was bigger and better in the 90s, but now everything is smaller and they don’t even taste the same as what they used to.
I honestly can't buy or eat a Twix bar without thinking of this episode. Especially George saying "It's the only candy bar with a cookie crunch."
Yes, same. This was always one of my favorite epsiodes
4:01 👀
I was at a dealership the other day and couldn’t resist getting a Twix from the machine 😂 luckily Kip or Ned didn’t take it
Also Snickers and mars bars😂
I imagine how much they paid..
*Jason Alexander is one of our finest actors. He is just incredible in this and all episodes.*
The candy lineup is genius 😂
It took you an hour 😂
They're all Twix
He was so hungry yet was not willing to give up that the mechanic stole his Twix. Even after buying or gathering 10 Twix. He just doesn’t give up when he feels he is wronged. Lol 😂
George got so sidetracked in this ep he might as well have been on Mars
He admits the candy line-up was rigged in his frustration
😂
50¢ twix! I remember those days.
What I love about this (and the same thing happens on Curb) is that if the situation was flipped, a 7-minute subplot about the evils of stealing someone else's candy bar would turn into a 7-minute subplot about how the other guy has no right to question the universal standard of a bonus drop belonging to whoever happened to get it.
Oh nothing's better than a sweet sweet double drop and nothing's worse than a no dropper such is life.
@@johnsheetz6639I deserved the double drop!! You had no right to take my double drop and leave me with no drop!! As a matter of fact I paid for the single drop, so I earned another single drop after the no drop!! This is highway droppery!!!
It literally could've gone either way, that's whats so genius about the show 😆
Several years ago, I saw a colleague ahead of me at the vending machine. I saw him order some bag of chips, or popcorn--I can't remember--and the machine caused his purchase to dangle. After considering what to do for a few moments, he gave up and walked away disappointed. I went back to my office, got some extra change, bought the one I wanted (some candy bar) and the one he wanted, getting two bags of chips. I then walked to his office to give his chips to him, but his door was locked, and he was gone. I propped his bag of chips on his doorknob for him to find when he got back.
Not what you'd see in a Seinfeld episode. I never did find out if he got it. I can only hope.
@@dankubus3657 One of the most charitable things that ever happened to me was at my first job, where we had an Automat-style vending machine with little sliding doors for each item. I was getting stuff for myself and some coworkers, and when it got to the last item (for someone else), the damn door was misaligned just enough that it just would. not. open. Since it was someone else's whatever, I fought that door for about ten minutes before giving up. (I also didn't carry a lot of extra cash, so I was going to have to go back to him empty-handed AND owing him money.) An old timer I had never seen before gave me a dollar and said, "Here you go, kid; if you fought that hard, you've earned another try," and the next time it worked like a charm.
George: TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXX!
Elaine: What was that?
Puddy: There’s a mental institution not far from here.
That one made me giggle.
There are few shows that can really make you laugh out loud. Seinfeld was definitely one.
Seinfeld was amazing
Jason Alexander does such a great job.
This is just why I love Seinfeld so much ❤️
Yes, this is also one of my personal favourites.
Best line, 'Ya right like I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership!'
"Why don't I flush my money down the toilet?" 😂
I hated that mechanic.
He knew exactly what he was doing and just lying about it. The fat F didn’t need all that candy.
Neither did George short fat butt.
Well, he's a mechanic... Lying is his way of living 🤣🤣
Yeah, if a guy like that caught me on my worst day, and something as simple as a Twix could have at least brightened my mood, and I found a guy like that stuffing his face with the last two remaining Twix bars, well then long story short, I would probably end up in a police station while he would be injured somewhere.
”We all know Twix is the only chocolate bar with the cookie crunch”
Kitkat and Lion: Well that wasn’t very nice :(
Kit Kat isn't a cookie. It's a crispy wafer.
Don't know what Lion is.
In the UK they have penguin bar
Though it was discontinued by then don't forget PB Max.
I know Kit Kat but lion where r u from never heard of that candy bar lol
@@AmandaYee-yn9dk from sweden. Lion is like twix but larger
George's shaking rage after the mechanic says "they're all gone" is absolutely hilarious.
"how many twix does that make for you today?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like 8 Twix?
No!
If the opposite scenario happened and George got two Twix you'd never hear the end of it, like the parking spot he wanted the baby to see.
Yes, very true!
I love when grandpa, in the service dept, says ' A nickel!'
ELAINE: What was that?
PUDDY: There’s a mental hospital right near here.
"Sir are you going to buy a car?" lol
Every time I am with anyone in a store and we pass the Twix candy bars I always make it a point to say “there’s the Twix…the only candy with the cookie crunch!” My wife and kids think I am crazy.
The long winter nights must just fly by in your house..
@@paulfitzpatrick6290 lol. Yeah...something like that.
Every time? Ouch.
@@A1Adaydreaming well keep doing it!
Did you show them this episode of Seinfeld?
I luv the part where the woman goes hey willie! Free candaaay!
lol. I always repeat this line when free food is put out in the office break room
03:46 I love how this woman pronounces the word “CAHNDEE!” Just the ultimate defeat for George.
but where did the lineup come from. George had no money, and there were no bars left in the machine
Yeah, funniest part to me.
@@Snags50he could have had a large bill or credit card, but no singles or coins that would fit the vending machine.
Man this episode was classic 😂😂😂😂
The eating a snickers with a knife and fork episode is the best.
That was a good episode. Very funny!
This episode was funny asf George wasn't playing about that twixs😂😂😂😂
Why doesn’t George just leave and go get something to eat? Lol 😂
lol I like at 0:07 the video cut in a way that shows putty saying Donuts are over there but George basically doesn’t go and gives up lol
.50 cents for a candy bar?
Brings tears of sorrow.
Yup, that's 90s prices for you lol...Best decade ever.
@Billy William Nice but the standard of living was better in the 90s overall. And more modern.
a full bottle of soda was 99 cents, candy bars were 50 cents, chips were 99 cents. Now chips are 2.80, soda is 2.85, and candy is 2.25. Fuck these companies
Let's Go Brandon. Both for his time as Vice President and now President :(
Twix bars were much bigger then. Now a king size is what a normal used to be.
Quite a strange machine indeed: George somehow inserts 50 cents with THREE COINS
2 dimes and a 30 cent piece or 2 nickels and a fortickel.
@@peterwhite2182 he could have inserted any number above 50. It will give change back.
I love how the Saab patch on the mechanic disappears and reappears....
Poor George , All He Wanted Was A Candy Bar 🙂
They just gave away free donuts
No, george wanted food and the satisfaction of being right. He bought 12 candy bars just to trap the mechanic and watched as it was all foiled. He could of just sat down, eaten. And no issue. But his ego ruined him, again
I love how they do the "khaaaaaaannnn" joke 4 separate times
One of the best episodes ever. "High five ..... on the flip side". LOL.
Here George is in the best comic tradition of the hysterical guy who gets more hysterical and nuts with each passing incident, doing crazier and crazier things, accusing everyone under the sun, until he just explodes. Absolutely brilliant.
Do you remember when a candy bar cost 50 cents?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Meanwhile that one old guy in that episode remembers when you could get a Hershey's for a nickel!
They still do.
@@KingKuba1313 Not here!
This is even better than George's shoebox mockup of the broken tape-recorder/briefcase incident.
To this day I still associate Twix with George.
I can't help but wonder where he got the other Twix. He might have gone to a convenience store. One might wonder why he didn't just get something to eat there or just buy one Twix and eat it. Then again, this is George. Guess he should have stuck with doing the opposite
You never see an old man eating a twix - Karl Dilkington
How would he have gotten to the store?
@@giraffesareselfish9563 He could have walked if it was close enough. He might have also taken a cab.
@@giraffesareselfish9563 There are convenience stores on every corner in nyc. He could just use his feet and walk.
My guess is George had enough cash on hand to either get ten Twix bars for the candy lineup, or nine Twix bars for the lineup and one Twix for themself. The integrity of the lineup came first.
Come on! Jump! This is so damn funny when George's Twix got stuck in the vending machine. I laugh hard. This is one of my favorite episodes.
George was starving but he made a candy line up
1:29 George yelling at the Twix bar in the vending machine to jump. 😂
“COME ON! JUMP!!”
@@chrisjackson1889*Guy walks in* They just put some more donuts.
I loved David Puddie!! His unemotional, " Ya, that's right " respond killed me!
“I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between cookie and nougat”. 😂. The epitome of candy bar knowledge.
"Twix - the only candy bar with the cookie crunch."
3:35 "Candy line-up?" How insane are you?
The talent on George to corrupt everyone's minds because of a candy bar is just amazing writing. Final season was HIS season!!! 😂❤
"I think I've reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie..So let's not just say things that we both know are obvious fabrications!!!" 🤣
That's one of my favourite lines too.
He made a huge deal out of nothing 😂😂😂😂
Wow, I still remember this episode like it was yesterday! I was about 5 when it reran on Fox, and I was laughing hysterically seeing a grown man make such a bug deal about a candy bar!
George was king of comedy when it came to anger management. 😡😡😡😡😡
The episode where he was tricked into attending anger management was another great episode.
STELLA!!!!
ADRIAN!!!!
TWIX!!!!
The Twix incident is such a funny one !!!! Absolutely hilarious !!! 😂😂❤😂
sir are you gonna buy a car? NO !!! lmao
Sir are you gonna buy a car Noooooooo 🤣🤣🤣
Guy: They just put out some more donuts.
George: They did!
Guy: Last one...
So fucked up....lol
1:36
What sick minded person tells someone that they put out fresh donuts only to tell him he got the last one? I guess that's the comedy of Seinfeld.
@@TheFanboy19 Yeah, that is twisted!! Just isn’t right, is it
The bloopers for the scene where Seinfeld eats the last candy were hilarious!!!
Yes, they were amazing
This show is an exercise between making the other characters as terrible a person as George while keeping George firmly placed on the "worst person" on the show and I can't get enough of it.
I love that Jerry Seinfeld had the opportunity to write himself and his friends as wonderful people with quirky personalities and instead decided to make them all people you'd avoid like the plague in real life.
Well said!
Sadly, social media has created people that make the Seinfeld group look like saints.
To be honest, seinfeld and Larry david as funny as they are, seem to be people you would want to avoid in real life
@@GameTime-yj6qv Seinfeld seems like a smug prick, Larry David, despite his eccentricities seems like a very nice guy from the interviews I’ve seen.
This has been one of the funniest moments on Seinfeld. Every time I want to eat Twix candy, I think of that episode. So glad I remember it as a kid.
This was also one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes! I always think of this episode when I eat Twix.
I emphatically told my only daughter to some how mention this episode particularly George's misery during my funeral and or wake😂this is the epitome of George😂
Brilliant advertising. Remember after this episode I got a twix the next day.
Every time I buy a Twix Bar I can’t help but to remember how hard George tried to get one, and I that makes me feel important…
We have Twix in the vending machines at work. I’ll think of George every time now
“I need to know the name of the guy that walks around here!!”
Underrated line
It's as if George has never operated a vending machine because the first move most people would make is straightening out the dollar bill.
Vending machine twix would be 3.50$ today.
Tree-Fiddy!
Well this was a worthwhile use of George's time and energy.
The rule of the vending machine is if your snack gets caught, stay there and watch it because if the next person buys the same snack and gets two then it's their gain.
Well some folks shake the machine, but apparently that's dangerous.
I like how ever since that early episode where George lost his job at the real estate firm, it seems as though he's been progressively losing his mind.
“It took you an hour?” 😂
Eating a twix while watching this is deeply satisfying
This is EXACTLY why I bring my own food / drink anytime I go to a dealership lol.
My favorite episode absolutely hilarious
First off it wasn't a Twix. It was a 5th avenue bar. That mechanic sure had the answers!
The best candy bar commercial ever
This has to be the best advertisement for Twix ever.
Candy lineup 🤣🤣
It took you an hour?
@@seinfeldclips underrated line😂
This episode is comedic perfection
Agreed. This episode was hilarious!
Absolutely 😂😂😂
Sir , are you gonna buy a car ? NO !!
The fact he could've bought a different candy bar in the first place, as he bought several more for the candy line up, shoes just how petty George really is.
"It took you an hour?" Lol
It's almost Halloween and I'm eating all my Twix bars (sorry, kids). So naturally, I had to watch this clip. TWIIIIIIXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Kip or Ned....short name." That's become my standard line for when I'm trying to come up with someone's name that I can't remember.
Twix is only candy bar with the cookie crunch
God I love the occasional simplicity of George’s storylines. Like a human Wile E. Coyote sketch
"Bluhbluhbluhbluhbluh...B5!"
The craziest thing is that none of the products like Twix or Junior Mints mentioned in the show are product placement according to Jerry himself. They missed out on a lot of money.
He lied
@@uuuultra there are tons of articles out there saying that the Seinfeld writers did it for realism (so they didn't have to have a fake brand like "Let's" potato chips) and didn't get paid for it. Also product placement wasn't as common back in the 90s as it has become today.
There was a reason we looked forward to Thursday night, 8 pm. We couldn’t wait to see what everyday events with no plot would be stitched together as a show.
LOL this happened to me today but I was the mechanic! I got two bags of chips for the price of one! I immediately thought of George! 😁
Kip or Ned....I love it, could be Biff!
Ever have one of those days ??????? I was having one earlier today. Thank goodness it's almost midnight. That would mean THIS day is over.
My #1 Favorite Seinfeld...
My 2 careers before I finished up
with a public school system.
Car Dealership ( Parts ) 1976-1980,
1984-1990, 1992-1999.
Vending( candy ) 1981-1983,& 1991.
Opposite George my #2 Favorite.
George/FroggerMachine is #3 favorite. I
CB
“Sir are you going to buy a car?”
George: “NO!”
Guy: *walks away*
I wish candy was 50 cents still! Lol
Twix should get him for a commercial.
He would do a great commercial for Twix
Absolutely he would be perfect 😂😂😂
George had the money for the candy bar lineup? 🤣
This happens in vending machines all the time, is a real pain in the ass
George power leveled over the guy taking the Twix bar but still managed to get ten of them as a last act of revenge. Classic George.