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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2016
  • equanimity.
    ((thesaurus people, don't hurt me i mean well. i'm a 'copacetic' and 'simpatico' person i promise))
    also- pigeon documentary if ur curious: • Video
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  • @jaidenanimations
    @jaidenanimations  8 лет назад +10794

    i used the wrong "barren", frikking.... okay whatever

  • @otnielcolorado
    @otnielcolorado 7 лет назад +12522

    The Pigeon part killed me

  • @rainy_days2316
    @rainy_days2316 Год назад +128

    "and how many people use it for fanfiction-"
    *perspiration enhances*

  • @re-blitz
    @re-blitz 3 года назад +1735

    “More muscle bound than a gorilla”
    “Pigeon”
    This suggest a pigeon could crush my skull with its feets

    • @PrinceGemJ
      @PrinceGemJ 3 года назад +102

      He's not wrong, I used to be totally normal until I messed with a pigeon. Now they call me the headless horseman.

    • @ShierakQiya
      @ShierakQiya 3 года назад +27

      I mean, have you ever let one try?

    • @Idrinkpurelithium
      @Idrinkpurelithium 2 года назад +23

      i have a pet pigeon, want me to test?

    • @Idrinkpurelithium
      @Idrinkpurelithium 2 года назад +10

      his/her name is egg birb- i man sugar

    • @zodiac-zt3vp
      @zodiac-zt3vp 2 года назад +11

      Guys you should call colds or flu's "Upper respiratory tract infection" to sound good and also add more word to your essay

  • @badegg2472
    @badegg2472 4 года назад +4763

    why say "i want to die" when you could say "i have an urge to breath one's last"

    • @coolperson1158
      @coolperson1158 4 года назад +54

      604 i- uh- sure

    • @danboekenoogen4957
      @danboekenoogen4957 4 года назад +40

      604 *Verboss increases*

    • @littenthebest1599
      @littenthebest1599 4 года назад +33

      why say i want to die when you can say "color directed toward finish"

    • @applechomper6514
      @applechomper6514 4 года назад +63

      Why say “I want my pop tart to be done.” When you can say “I want my hard pastry with a jelly like middle to finish warming up.

    • @cassyplays2104
      @cassyplays2104 4 года назад +10

      Noted😂

  • @darkrose821
    @darkrose821 4 года назад +2028

    Why say "I want to hit you in the face with a brick" when you could say "One wishes to acquaintance your face with the fundamental tool in building walls, repeatedly"

    • @Kitty_C
      @Kitty_C 4 года назад +12

      yeah

    • @jamingchannel3021
      @jamingchannel3021 4 года назад +210

      Why say "One wishes to acquaintance your face with the fundamental tool in building walls, repeatedly" when you could instead say "One human being (being ones self) has an undying urge, an intense wanting to apply control of ones hands and fingers to pick up from the ground or its current resting place - a brick (a rectangular unit made of clay or a concrete like material which is essential to the construction of various architectural items which include but are not limited to walls, buildings and houses) and assault the the facial and head area of another homosapien often due to a repetitive annoyance caused by said homosapien and inflicted onto ones self. The assault using the rectangular construction unit is often with the intent to harm or cease the life of said homosapien."

    • @stephanieking3179
      @stephanieking3179 4 года назад +42

      @@jamingchannel3021 w0w

    • @NotYourBub
      @NotYourBub 4 года назад +17

      Repeatedly

    • @musa_adeel
      @musa_adeel 4 года назад +8

      😂 I’m DYING RN LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @shanonymous2010
    @shanonymous2010 3 года назад +71

    The entire pigeon part was absolute gold

  • @ellieee8490
    @ellieee8490 2 года назад +637

    The fact that "moo juice" is an acceptable replacement for milk though-
    Welp.
    *I know what I'm calling it for the next ten years.*

  • @caseolum
    @caseolum 4 года назад +4045

    The fact that you consider “baffling” a fancy word is truly baffling.

    • @qbc_03x65
      @qbc_03x65 4 года назад +207

      Ila Dayaneni she attempted in her informative documentary, with humorous elements, to try and discombobulate our conscious minds with her perplexing verbiage

    • @tchgs11zdok15
      @tchgs11zdok15 4 года назад +65

      @@qbc_03x65 *to be or not to be*

    • @tchgs11zdok15
      @tchgs11zdok15 4 года назад +15

      (I'm lazy)

    • @utkarshdubey3435
      @utkarshdubey3435 4 года назад +39

      And henceforth

    • @classonbread5757
      @classonbread5757 4 года назад +40

      @@utkarshdubey3435 That's a word for simpletons, you must use words like "ergo".

  • @fachriahmadbaryza7616
    @fachriahmadbaryza7616 3 года назад +2126

    "Dear son, have you consume the moo juice?"
    "Indubitably, mother"

    • @doodle4914
      @doodle4914 3 года назад +8

      XD

    • @sumaiyasaleque
      @sumaiyasaleque 3 года назад +40

      I strongly dislike moo juice

    • @witheryt1617
      @witheryt1617 3 года назад +1

      So true

    • @Goldfish_Brain
      @Goldfish_Brain 3 года назад +27

      I Loathe the moo juice, good sir. Cheerio good chap! I now must consume thy ocean juice...

    • @soup6925
      @soup6925 3 года назад +7

      Good son, now let’s perambulate over to the convince store for more moo juice.

  • @MarcyVA
    @MarcyVA 3 года назад +96

    Why say “I loved this video! It was very funny!” When you could say “I cherished this prerecorded program! It was astonishingly entertaining!”
    What the hell did I just say...

    • @mininunbread1426
      @mininunbread1426 2 года назад +4

      You said words

    • @DocuzanQuitomos
      @DocuzanQuitomos 2 года назад +8

      Hahahaha XD. Or you can try: "Verily, I adored this animated broadcast! With no doubts, it was an experience I catalogue as exceptionally pleasant" XD.

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 2 года назад +1

      Read it

  • @aligaming7575
    @aligaming7575 2 года назад +76

    6:35
    "Jaiden hit itself in confusion!"
    for real though, cant stop looping the bloopers... i feel bad but it's just too funny
    *and relatable*

  • @skylar_scribblez
    @skylar_scribblez 4 года назад +3659

    “Hey mom mind passing me the *_moo juice_* ?” “Ah yes a fine delicacy.”

    • @ShadowZZZ
      @ShadowZZZ 4 года назад +25

      dairy is scary, I recommend the youtube video that goes by this title

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 4 года назад +18

      Pass the blue milk, Aunt Beru.

    • @EleanoraDzen
      @EleanoraDzen 4 года назад +3

      The first time I heard moo juice was watching Xmen evolution

    • @lilgoobdoob6161
      @lilgoobdoob6161 4 года назад +6

      I laughed so hard lol

    • @ThebestflagB
      @ThebestflagB 4 года назад +4

      OoOooOooOoo The moo juice is very Expensive And Extraordinary.....In other words milk cost alot and taste nice

  • @Angel-zy7hn
    @Angel-zy7hn 8 лет назад +2742

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE PIGEON HELP

    • @glencoconut
      @glencoconut 8 лет назад +7

      SAME I NEED HELP TOO XD

    • @jamdeluxe7456
      @jamdeluxe7456 8 лет назад +37

      Pigeons are the master race of all reality

    • @wommiez
      @wommiez 8 лет назад

      +Divine Nymph UTTrash same oh god

    • @Asunsx
      @Asunsx 8 лет назад +5

      THE PIGEON, THE MOST SOFISTICATED ANIMAL ON EARTH

    • @135roze
      @135roze 8 лет назад +10

      +Angel Patel You mean: I'm joshing vaguely unyielding at the pigeon help (I just went on thesaurus.com and pooped this out XD)

  • @reynXIII
    @reynXIII Год назад +25

    Jaiden, as an active fanfic writer and reader, definitly more people use it for fanfics, literally no one in real life refers to eyes as orbs but we still do it, or no one writes "the older raven-haired woman looked away because she could feel the heat on her cheeks" instead of "Jamie wasn't looking at Rosie because she was blushing", but we do so in the fanfic world

    • @astra8372
      @astra8372 Год назад +3

      If I was writing fanfictions I'd prefer to use my own vocabulary though, maybe I would use references from different sources but I feel like writing is kind of art, so I'd want to "paint" the text myself when possible and when appropriate. I'd try to not overdo it though, fanfictions are meant to be read and understood rather than giving headaches to both the writers and readers.

    • @UniHorned
      @UniHorned Год назад +5

      As a fanfic writer myself we need to find ways of writing the same thing or refer to the same person without being repetitive-... It's better than writing "Jamie" or "She" 6 times in one paragraph T)

    • @reynXIII
      @reynXIII Год назад +3

      @@UniHorned I agree, and sometimes is so freakin hard to find sustantives for words that people understand, especially if you really hate repitition at all. I remember one time I think I used the name of the protag only 3 times in a chapter

    • @UniHorned
      @UniHorned Год назад +2

      @@reynXIII That's sounds like an achievement! I don't think I could

  • @m1gr4ines
    @m1gr4ines 3 года назад +18

    "But think....how many more memes could you look through"
    "Jaiden, but isn't this a meme?"

  • @butteredchocolate
    @butteredchocolate 4 года назад +3968

    "Hey can you pass the moo juice?"
    "Indubitably."
    "Much obliged."
    "No worries."
    Now that's one heck of a conversation

    • @zimcatduckie2283
      @zimcatduckie2283 4 года назад +19

      Lol

    • @four.muffinteers
      @four.muffinteers 4 года назад +13

      👌🏻

    • @gautamim920
      @gautamim920 4 года назад +12

      i would like to witness dat :3

    • @Areegatoe
      @Areegatoe 4 года назад +78

      Better first line (idea): "Sorry to bother you, kind sir/madam, but it would be most delightful if you could be so generous to relinquish the moo juice to my hand."

    • @KC0407
      @KC0407 4 года назад +7

      👌 its perfect

  • @nicolepancakezzz
    @nicolepancakezzz 5 лет назад +1822

    My teachers: Write detailed sentences.
    Me: Ok....
    *LATER*
    My Teachers: You have very limited word counts, so simplify sentences.
    Me: You said write detailed sentences?
    My Teachers: Do both.
    Me: _what_

    • @nadaschannel7812
      @nadaschannel7812 5 лет назад +34

      Nicole Pancakezzz school in a nutshell 😂

    • @mra4521
      @mra4521 5 лет назад +12

      We want you to write succinctly.

    • @Tweetyresm
      @Tweetyresm 5 лет назад +7

      Brilliant brevity is what my teacher called it... smh... it's definitely a skill

    • @mra4521
      @mra4521 5 лет назад +3

      @@TweetyresmTweetyresm what my fellow teachers are supposed to do, and what school districts are supposed to give us time and resources to do, is have you submit a draft, grade that, and then we can teach you how to be succinct as you re-write your paper. At least that is how I see it and try to teach it whenever I can.

    • @sammythebones
      @sammythebones 5 лет назад +1

      Why. Why do people write these things... THEY DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!! 🤨

  • @Lyk0ss
    @Lyk0ss 3 года назад +24

    I know Im a little late, but teachers generally dont want you to write all fancy, they want content. But people are lazy and think that using a more expansive lexicon will make them sound better, as its easier to lengthen a sentence than do research another point about your topic.
    Most college profs I have had just wanted us to be as brief as possible. Strict word limits, make your statement, make your points, conclusion.

    • @twistedtachyon5877
      @twistedtachyon5877 2 года назад +2

      Doubly so if the writer doesn't actually know what the words they're using mean. Some of Jaiden's examples changed the meaning completely or weren't constructed correctly. Thesaurus overload!

  • @sethlees4542
    @sethlees4542 2 года назад +10

    Jaiden can turn anything into a meme in the best way possible

  • @littleshiverspike1337
    @littleshiverspike1337 5 лет назад +3416

    I have a very technical word for you, Jaiden.
    Yeet- An object being thrown at high velocity.

  • @ivorstirling8568
    @ivorstirling8568 5 лет назад +2387

    Jaiden then: *talks about words*
    Jaiden now: sO i PeEd On mY wALleT

    • @Anndoob
      @Anndoob 4 года назад +38

      F**k it

    • @teodorionescu4046
      @teodorionescu4046 4 года назад +97

      do NOT fuck the wallet! I repeat do NOT fuck the wallet!

    • @franzsteiner2341
      @franzsteiner2341 4 года назад +56

      @@teodorionescu4046 I did not fuck my wallet. I don't want to fuck my wallet. I have never fucked my wallet. I wouldn't fantasize about my wallet sexually, and have not.

    • @prideallyear8123
      @prideallyear8123 4 года назад +61

      These comments are the kind of shit you find on tumblr at 2AM. I love it

    • @somepansimp9250
      @somepansimp9250 4 года назад +4

      Roman sanders yes haha

  • @Rubywing4
    @Rubywing4 2 года назад +4

    "Would you like to hang out?"
    "Do you authorize conduction of our own selves constituting a gathering appointment?"
    That last one sounds like something Sheldon Cooper would say LMAO

  • @themaincharacter4985
    @themaincharacter4985 4 месяца назад +3

    "It's funny because it's true"

  • @simonscare2200
    @simonscare2200 5 лет назад +728

    “Use it for fanfiction”
    *ya caught me there*

    • @LadyMorgaine1976
      @LadyMorgaine1976 5 лет назад +17

      Different Ways To Say "Said"...

    • @jollywolfgirl5824
      @jollywolfgirl5824 5 лет назад +14

      I felt very attacked XD

    • @Corrupted_CK
      @Corrupted_CK 5 лет назад +12

      @@LadyMorgaine1976 Compare "Flirting" to *"Squabberdackling lovely-ly with a charming smile of seductivenessessity"*
      Im 99.9% sure squabberdackling, lovely-ly and seductivenessessity are not real words
      *"As they sound much nonsensical than natural groups of letters(words) would be."*

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 5 лет назад +2

      Frosty Art SAME F--

    • @stellophiliac
      @stellophiliac 5 лет назад +4

      *sits there reading x readers*

  • @Pljv1
    @Pljv1 5 лет назад +583

    Pigeons can be killed by turtles.
    Thats how much of a evolution masterpiece they are.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 5 лет назад +15

      João Victor
      Pigeons can be killed by a _worm_ (choking, parasites)...

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 5 лет назад +3

      Blue Diamond
      Worm and ant

    • @_-daphne-_
      @_-daphne-_ 5 лет назад +2

      wow .-.

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 5 лет назад +2

      Indubitably

    • @simonk4174
      @simonk4174 5 лет назад

      What do you mean pigeons can be killed by turtles!? Since when are turtles hunting pigeons?

  • @PansyPops
    @PansyPops Год назад +3

    I think I’m sleep deprived, hearing “moo juice” made me cry in laughter

  • @dianacrystal6972
    @dianacrystal6972 2 года назад +3

    4:03
    ...
    I feel called out
    Though the stories I write are always wholesome and full of fluff, just cause angst makes me cry too much. TwT

  • @SakuraStardust
    @SakuraStardust 6 лет назад +912

    Oh my god I need to see that Pidgeon documentary

  • @jajajan
    @jajajan 7 лет назад +7686

    I died at the animal documentary clip 😂 The added pictures Jaiden added in made it 10 times better 😂

    • @isaac64444
      @isaac64444 7 лет назад +89

      I also died, lit fam. LMAO, I can't even :')
      Jaiden was right about us.

    • @lmasouras123
      @lmasouras123 7 лет назад +11

      Yea, But Also Typing Like Your Ritch Is Kind of Helpful. Say You Had To Write A 300 Word Essay. Her Example Makes Like 1/6th Of That Obsolete When You Could Have Typed "Penguins Live In The Cold" For A Measly 5 Words.

    • @hamdam6649
      @hamdam6649 7 лет назад +30

      Hey dude... you spelled rich wrong, why not use the word "wealthy" it's way better.... 👍🏻

    • @432u
      @432u 7 лет назад +13

      try affluent.

    • @TitanicBee
      @TitanicBee 7 лет назад +7

      Janelle Dose Gaming I know I just exploded into laughter!

  • @eunsie
    @eunsie 3 года назад +15

    Why say “Mom can I get this phone?” when you can say “Mother, I ask of you, to please get me the new phone that I shall need to use in the future generations if it survives and now.”

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 6 месяцев назад +3

    You struggling in the bloopers with "as a society" reminded me of an occurrence last week where I wanted to tell two classmates of mine that I had the song "Digital Ripples" from the _Belle_ soundtrack stuck in my head. And I for the heck of it couldn't say it smoothly and correctly, dang it!

  • @iambird.2153
    @iambird.2153 4 года назад +446

    My friend actually says "indubitably" as a substitute for "yes" sometimes.

  • @froggy-the-fresh
    @froggy-the-fresh 7 лет назад +450

    Laziness is the mother of all bad habits.
    But then again she is a mother so we should respect her

  • @jellythedumbass6801
    @jellythedumbass6801 2 года назад +6

    5:00 YOU CANT DO THAT WHILE IM IN PUBLIC

  • @timberwolf700
    @timberwolf700 3 месяца назад +1

    I love your animation style like how you drew expressive faces with ovals and lines

  • @zainer5754
    @zainer5754 3 года назад +1996

    i was dying of laughter at the pigeon documentary

  • @carleigh5520
    @carleigh5520 4 года назад +1128

    "Amy is John's girlfriend"
    I'm going to start saying this to random people

  • @averyfish2211
    @averyfish2211 3 года назад

    Jaiden's variations of the word "barren"
    baron
    barron
    so close...lol
    Love your vids!

  • @SleepySar
    @SleepySar 3 года назад

    Your bloopers got me in stitches 😂

  • @StevenHurst
    @StevenHurst 5 лет назад +830

    teachers: alright we are writing an essay about milk
    student: u mean MOO JUICE

  • @peeblekitty5780
    @peeblekitty5780 6 лет назад +3157

    DON'T MOURN OVER SPILLED MOO JUICE

    • @beny2268
      @beny2268 6 лет назад +99

      Kindly refrain from mourning concerning upset bowlvine female extract

    • @ackensieack1126
      @ackensieack1126 6 лет назад +24

      Ah, yes... I love some of yer moo juice in the morning

    • @fresapan
      @fresapan 6 лет назад +4

      Peeble Kitty cow juice**

    • @ffionsheppard
      @ffionsheppard 6 лет назад +3

      hahahahhahahahahahahah lol

    • @Deathhascome543
      @Deathhascome543 6 лет назад +12

      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm save me

  • @fjordtheeggface
    @fjordtheeggface 4 месяца назад +2

    I swallowed a dictionary once. Gave thesaurus throat I've ever had.

  • @Clo_v3r
    @Clo_v3r 3 года назад +4

    1:36🤣🤣🤣 cracks me up every time I always rewind it so I said again lol

  • @ccdyver
    @ccdyver 5 лет назад +1577

    *feasting* on our streets.
    holy... pigeons eat our streets?
    ***THE MORE YOU KNOW***
    Edit: Christ--
    Haven't had this many likes ever-
    Thanks for all the likes for my stupid little joke.

  • @kijuujo6220
    @kijuujo6220 8 лет назад +466

    YO I CHOKED WHEN THE DOCUMENTARY PART PLAYED

    • @derpypenguin3127
      @derpypenguin3127 8 лет назад +15

      choked on this D for Harambe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @z3n.z1p
      @z3n.z1p 7 лет назад +1

      Yup xD

    • @inkythealien
      @inkythealien 7 лет назад +4

      PIGEONS ARE SAVAGE

    • @z3n.z1p
      @z3n.z1p 7 лет назад +2

      +Musix _ I HAVE A PET PIGEON THOOO!!! XD

    • @aae9184
      @aae9184 7 лет назад +1

      HOi temmie lets just say I'm one of the undertale fan girls XD

  • @sarahlowe2645
    @sarahlowe2645 Год назад +2

    Love how she was cracking herself up trying to say hoopla at the end 😂

  • @Sylviebrown118
    @Sylviebrown118 2 года назад +1

    LOL> I luv dis vid heh-Jaiden ur humour is SO flippin' addictive.

  • @bebapkmngirl98
    @bebapkmngirl98 5 лет назад +537

    I want Jaiden to edit subtitles for all of the documentaries on existence

  • @artcakes1390
    @artcakes1390 4 года назад +1278

    Me as a 4th Grader: :P
    A 6th grader: Can I borrow a pen?
    4th Grade Me Trying to be cool: INDUBITABLY

  • @jelp798
    @jelp798 3 года назад

    jaiden!!!! I love your vids! There soooo funny and your really good at animation, or should I say...
    Jaiden, I very much admire your videos. They hold such funniness and your such a proficient animator.

  • @sigacy1374
    @sigacy1374 3 года назад +4

    1:36 idk why but i can't stop laughing at this

  • @soggywaffles_02
    @soggywaffles_02 3 года назад +2753

    Why say "Mom can I have a cookie?" when you can say "Mother, I would be most grateful if you let me consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates"
    edit: WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL LIKING AND REPLYING TO THIS!?!? this joke wasn't even that funny istg 💀

  • @squirtletheawkwardturtle343
    @squirtletheawkwardturtle343 7 лет назад +358

    me (a fan fiction writer): cRAP SHE'S ON TO US

    • @kannaredpanda
      @kannaredpanda 7 лет назад +5

      SAME

    • @avamostyn5549
      @avamostyn5549 7 лет назад +6

      We need to stick together!!!!

    • @ervinbot7554
      @ervinbot7554 7 лет назад +1

      Squirtle the Awkward Turtle i hate fan fiction

    • @ervinbot7554
      @ervinbot7554 7 лет назад +1

      Squirtle the Awkward Turtle about strange stuff

    • @naiacrumpet3516
      @naiacrumpet3516 7 лет назад +12

      You wanna play like that, huh?
      *AHEM.*
      ------------
      "Ervin Bot blushed profusely, avoiding the harsh glare of Squirtle, who- ironically- isn't very that awkward.
      "Do you really...hate..fanfiction...?" they asked- small droplets forming in the corners of their scarlet eyes.
      Ervin-senpai turned away and inspected a speck of dust floating away in the sunlight. They avoided looking at the not-very-awkward... pokemon, and the tears that were threatening to fall.
      "No...I'm sorry.." They whispered, spinning around and embracing Squirtle.
      ---------------
      ARE YOU FEELING IT YET MR.KRABS?

  • @maartjerozemarijn3204
    @maartjerozemarijn3204 Год назад

    This vid introduced me to the site (the day it was uploaded) and I swear it's the reason for my 80% + essays at uni. since I am forever thankful

  • @urwahussain1581
    @urwahussain1581 Год назад +5

    Amy is dating john
    Jaiden: Oh, I ship it.
    John and Amy: Waa

  • @omirice7579
    @omirice7579 7 лет назад +1096

    *shifts nervously in seat*
    Maybe I use Thesaurus for both school work and fanfics......

  • @savannahbenoist9949
    @savannahbenoist9949 6 лет назад +372

    The pigeons. I'm dead 😂

    • @treeboy3840
      @treeboy3840 6 лет назад +7

      Video:Faster than a cheetah
      Me:Lies
      *looks up pigeon top speed*
      90
      Me: O_O

    • @AaronHuiYoutuber
      @AaronHuiYoutuber 6 лет назад

      savannah benoist the instrument stock photos XD

    • @ToBe_Continued
      @ToBe_Continued 6 лет назад

      THE PIGEON!

    • @movedtohantuna9907
      @movedtohantuna9907 6 лет назад

      savannah benoist Here have this coffin

  • @MrDeerbomb
    @MrDeerbomb 2 года назад

    I cannot be cognizant yet you resonate adorably in this recording in comparison to your alternative tapes

  • @AvaBroadway
    @AvaBroadway 3 года назад

    Almost 10 million subs! Congrats!

  • @44_kai
    @44_kai 5 лет назад +859

    Mom: what drink do you want for breakfast?
    Me: moo juice
    Mom: what

    • @cooldog8580
      @cooldog8580 5 лет назад +2

      Oof I accidentally copied ur comment, sorry

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 5 лет назад +1

      Ha

    • @j025hasseenalot6
      @j025hasseenalot6 4 года назад +15

      I’ll do you better
      Mom: What drink do you want for breakfast?
      Me: Moo juice
      Mom: *HUH?!*
      (I just saw some missed potential.. I will go now)

    • @aaaaaaa-vm1oi
      @aaaaaaa-vm1oi 4 года назад +13

      *cOw LiQuiD*

    • @emmacastro7460
      @emmacastro7460 4 года назад +7

      Juice that was extracted from black and white creatures living in the fence that eat grass urinated by creatures called dogs who live with humans

  • @marikinns
    @marikinns 4 года назад +689

    “The teacher doesn’t even talk like that!”
    heh.
    My middle school science teacher: *PHENOMENAL*

    • @swapnilmedhi1998
      @swapnilmedhi1998 4 года назад +2

      @James F. phenom-anal. nice.

    • @Dovey12
      @Dovey12 4 года назад +3

      Stupendous rhyme, dear comrade.

    • @shivi2152
      @shivi2152 4 года назад +4

      The volume on this bus is
      **aStoNoMiCal**

    • @jakea627
      @jakea627 4 года назад +3

      Professor oak: M A R V E L O U S

    • @sugarrmoon
      @sugarrmoon 4 года назад +2

      Phenomenal isnt that fancy a word lmao

  • @Soulcypher17
    @Soulcypher17 2 года назад

    Lmfao!!! I reminded the animal documentary so many times, I can't stop laughing at it

  • @nancyneidig2132
    @nancyneidig2132 Год назад

    realized ur birthday was a few days ago ur amazing love you platonically happy late birthday lol

  • @AmiYamato
    @AmiYamato 8 лет назад +11847

    Thanks Jaiden. I really enjoyed this. So relatable!.
    oh... sorry, I should really say:
    *I extend my gratitude to you, Jaiden! My amusement was unquestionably satisfied. It was indeed empathetic to my own experiences*

    • @Cordiformi
      @Cordiformi 8 лет назад +249

      BAHAHA

    • @vidoodles
      @vidoodles 8 лет назад +254

      Ami, I really want to hear you say that in your sexy british accent!

    • @jaidenanimations
      @jaidenanimations  8 лет назад +2801

      anytime, fellow acquaintance

    • @jylstudios
      @jylstudios 8 лет назад +90

      +Jaiden Animations I have the same name as you but it is spelled Jaden

    • @aliceplays5092
      @aliceplays5092 8 лет назад +43

      I talk like that whenever I RolePlay as some of my characters xD
      And sometimes I actually just talk like this o.o

  • @Andrew-rz9hc
    @Andrew-rz9hc 7 лет назад +416

    They're warm, nice people with big hearts.
    They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps.

  • @flxffy_bxnzq
    @flxffy_bxnzq 3 года назад

    Gratitude to you for building this magnificent promotional film immenseness resourceful film!
    (Aka thanks for making this 5 year old video!)

  • @RawwkinGrimmie64
    @RawwkinGrimmie64 2 года назад +6

    Yeah, I always found it funny that they give so many synomyms when you know that all of those words don't mean the same thing. They just mean similar things that greatly vary in context. Like, if I wanted to say I saw someone get decapitated in the street, sure I could say that they were executed, but why would I say they were "brought to the block"? That makes it sound like I was inviting a friend to a night club, not watching someone get brutally murdered.
    I don't know why I chose decapitation as my word choice, maybe I'm just tired and wanted a really extreme example for the sake of it, but wow, was that an easy one to nitpick at.

  • @intothestars-
    @intothestars- 4 года назад +1083

    “Amy is John’s girlfriend.”
    *shrugs* “I ship it.”

    • @merci923
      @merci923 4 года назад +2

      ***NO***

    • @RedBeryll720
      @RedBeryll720 4 года назад +22

      Amy looked at john, completely awestruck at how amazing he looked-

    • @merci923
      @merci923 4 года назад +8

      @@RedBeryll720 *STAP*

    • @RedBeryll720
      @RedBeryll720 4 года назад +6

      Merciful _ no

    • @merci923
      @merci923 4 года назад +2

      *S T A P*

  • @shee4442
    @shee4442 5 лет назад +202

    4:03 "...and how many of you use it for writing fan fictions?"
    Me: *Crap!I'm caught!*

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError 5 лет назад +4

      It could also be reading fan fictions as well!

    • @lettyalejo7348
      @lettyalejo7348 5 лет назад +1

      *Me too!*

    • @julietf3360
      @julietf3360 5 лет назад +4

      Me: I only write Sanders Sides fanfiction!!
      My mom, going through my computer: honey why are there so many documents here called “Tales untold: A Drarry fanfiction????”
      Me: **panicked! silence**

    • @Lingx_Cats
      @Lingx_Cats 5 лет назад +3

      ABORT, ABORT--

  • @squidton2427
    @squidton2427 Год назад

    Holy moly this is where I got ‘indubitably’ from! I’ve been using it for so long now. Thank you Jaiden!

  • @Baconcat008
    @Baconcat008 3 года назад +1

    This is my favorite old jaiden video

  • @jazzypotato2066
    @jazzypotato2066 3 года назад +301

    Smirking...
    Ravenous...
    Eyes-widen-
    VIETNAM FLASHBACKS TO THAT ONE FANFIC OF JAMES

    • @fanofthomas96
      @fanofthomas96 3 года назад +17

      War noises entensifies

    • @rainbowangel5264
      @rainbowangel5264 3 года назад +15

      **pulls out knife**
      Ah, my next target...

    • @katherinerussell8972
      @katherinerussell8972 3 года назад +20

      lol
      or
      i show amusement at this greatly amusing anecdote you have expressed

    • @Dahyunnieisdumb
      @Dahyunnieisdumb 3 года назад +4

      IMAO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF

    • @piskie6157
      @piskie6157 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, lol.
      I mean: indeed, I cachinnate vociferously

  • @sigurdschafer8272
    @sigurdschafer8272 6 лет назад +882

    "Do it for the memes"

  • @vanessas17
    @vanessas17 3 года назад +4

    "Revamping common phrases" @4:49
    Sounds like how Starfire speaks, I love it

  • @alexterria4331
    @alexterria4331 3 года назад +1

    I remember when I first found Jadien’s channel this was her most recent video and now I’ve watched every video that has came out since then ☺️

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +172

    Technical word: Defenestrate.
    To forcibly remove another individual from a building via the nearest window.

  • @lucaslm3
    @lucaslm3 6 лет назад +323

    I often use big words to make myself look photosynthesis

    • @stitchedrabbit3247
      @stitchedrabbit3247 6 лет назад +10

      Photosynthesis is a cycle that plants do to convert light to food....Try again.

    • @ronanhiggz9364
      @ronanhiggz9364 6 лет назад +50

      Izzy Kelman Work on your hand eye coordination. Maybe next time you can catch the joke.

    • @sanguinius7538
      @sanguinius7538 6 лет назад +27

      Izzy, darling it was a joke.

    • @stitchedrabbit3247
      @stitchedrabbit3247 6 лет назад

      k

    • @nicholaipowell3817
      @nicholaipowell3817 6 лет назад +39

      Izzy Kelman Photosynthesis is NOT plants converting light into food. It is actually plants drawing in water, carbon dioxide, and sunlight, but using sunlight as energy to convert the water and carbon dioxide into food, or glucose (c6h1206), and oxygen as an unintentional creation. Don't roast me or anything, I just wanted to let people know.

  • @raaghavsaxena1174
    @raaghavsaxena1174 3 года назад +1

    I just looked up this video specifically for the pigeon bit
    And I've never been less disappointed in my life xD

    • @Pinqikwav
      @Pinqikwav 3 года назад

      I just searched up " Jaiden animations pigeon documentary" in the search bar and this was the first result

  • @totamostafa2137
    @totamostafa2137 2 года назад +4

    I love how she just keeps bragging about her vast word knowledge 😂 I wish I remember any of these words after

  • @Aquaax
    @Aquaax 8 лет назад +242

    Thesaurus.com baby
    (Solves all yo problems) :3

    • @gloria9532
      @gloria9532 8 лет назад +1

      just like the 7 day vegan challenge

    • @Aquaax
      @Aquaax 8 лет назад +6

      Yep. 7 day vegan challenge baby (solves all yo problems) :^3

    • @peppermintier4484
      @peppermintier4484 8 лет назад +2

      +RawrFearMe_ ItS a ThEsAuRuS cHaLlAnGe!

    • @daisyparade8520
      @daisyparade8520 8 лет назад

      The thesaurus challenge. See if you can convert a conversation into more formal speech

    • @smolcookie3nintendotrash
      @smolcookie3nintendotrash 8 лет назад

      lol you saw it to XD

  • @ug2943
    @ug2943 5 лет назад +685

    *strong ass british accent*
    *You cAn’t imagine my delight*

    • @loganharms1909
      @loganharms1909 5 лет назад

      O

    • @curlyclubb7535
      @curlyclubb7535 5 лет назад +5

      @@eeveemation-studios Hey same, also s-cone or s-con?

    • @Iregretmyoldname
      @Iregretmyoldname 5 лет назад +2

      Idk how to make british accent ;-; i am not even american ;_; *dramatic sobs*

    • @ug2943
      @ug2943 5 лет назад +2

      toon draw oh same 😂

    • @ug2943
      @ug2943 5 лет назад +2

      GamingEevee 12 no hate to british peeps just being a lil dramatic about how I want to be british😂

  • @DocuzanQuitomos
    @DocuzanQuitomos 2 года назад +3

    My god, this made me laugh a lot; it made me give up all the equanimity I could have had before watching it XD. And yeah, I had to write essays in flamboyant language (while all schools force you to do it, it's a bigger obligation when you study something related to communication :P).
    Fun fact, though: I never used Thesaurus for a couple of reasons (one that also addresses why its use sometimes makes no sense):
    1) I had a dictionary of synonyms. Yep, that's an actual thing (Thesaurus it's an online version that doesn't use that name) and, the older the dictionary edition is, you can get access to even more outdated and fancy words. That's why now I have three (I have barely used since school... but this video has given me an excuse to revisit them).
    2) With those essays we were expected not only to suffer to meet the requested elements of the paper (I want 5000 words, explaining if Jaiden Animations' speech favors functionality over structure, or structure over functionality... for tomorrow class) but also to use the terms we just saw in class (functionalism, structuralism, gongorism...) and that we were able to repeat them (we were expected to defend our view against all the other views). Choosing a random fancy word that we could not repeat most of the times backfired horribly.
    3) Fancy words don't increase size. Sure, fancy words expand the text to new lines... but not always in word count (which is what we want, most of the times). and the video has an example of that: "penguins live in the cold" could be translated easily to "penguins inhabit the barren polar desert"; we went from five to six words. But what does the trick (and makes the text sounds even more ridiculous) is throwing additional ideas that have to make sense (penguins, one of the few birds that can't fly... or something like that XD). Yep, Thesaurus can give you words to "enrich" those ideas, but if you don't have a way to expand the concept (rather than the count of letters) you were lost. For example: "penguins, one of the few birds that can't fly..." could help me reach the 5k goal if I transform it to: "penguins, one of the most graceful and curious life forms to inhabit earth; one of the very few beings with wings on this planet that has not developed the skill of flying (as if this species was the subject of some curse of the Mother Nature we still ignore)...". We just went from 9 words in plain engish to an "embellished paragraph of almost 50 XD. That's why documentaries love this style: more extended ideas means more time, meaning you need less footage changes to illustrate whatever the voice is saying. But, there is a catch: while Thesaurus can help to increase the "cultured" sound of some words that could still be considered "simple", the list that sometimes the web provides has to be carefully considered because:
    4) That a word in the suggested list is less used doesn't exactly mean it's an accurate "cultured" replacement :P. A good synonym dictionary, "curated" by a group of humans takes into account which words/phrases are more accurate replacements; not taking into account (or, should we say, notwithstanding... nah, four words resumed into one doesn't help with volume XD) if they are odd or not. That's why many works in the classroom were "burned": the elegant words were not only odd to say, but they were also oddly used. Another example happens in the video: the list of "questionable" synonyms is "passionate", "smirking, "ravenous", "eyes-widen", "grin-seductive"... all by Thesaurus suggestions XD. But (and that's what we did in the classroom) if you consider that "questionable" is an adjective (words are questionable), the words needed for replacing "questionable" should work as adjectives implying "something forbidden" and "smirking" or "eyes-widen" don't do the trick, at least not in the form the were suggested by Thesaurus.
    "Smirking words" or "words that are smirking" sounds as if the words were actually smiling to you... and that's not the idea (XD); fixing it to "words that make your smirk"... doesn't work either; while we like to think a smirk is the most "seductive" smile the face can throw (and seems that Thesaurus rescued that idea) what the emoji and the feeling actually want to say is "leering": an expression of lascivious interest and/or malicious intentions (and sounds more natural: "your leering words"). Using "Eyes-widen words" or "words are eyes-widen" makes it pretty evident: the Thesaurus suggestion should be "eyes-widenING", at least. But while "eyes wide open" are used for surprise... they can also mean illumination. "Looking for eyes-widening words" could be also for the teaching to become a better self; so, if we want to mean technically the opposite (the anon user wants its characters... to sin), we could try some other reactions like some "blushing" or "burning" words.
    Even bigger digress: If any M Fan Fiction writer ever comes this far on the text, this might be of use: one of the most quoted writing rules of Mark Twain is "Use the right word, not its second cousin" meaning that we should use the word that has the best effect for the goals of the text. "Upping" the language will kill the mood for those who just want the facts, not a suitable candidate for the Noble Prize in Literature :P.
    In the end, all this wall of text is in good fun (the video is years beyond good and evil) so I'll just end with this: Let's look for the most controversial, contentious, unsettling, disreputable, iffy, indecent, indelicate, titillating, risqué, prurient, salacious, off-color, heated, eager, ardent and feverish words Thesaurus has to offer and let's make a dictionary XD. A, pretty much, dumb effort, but now I'm wondering it there is such a specialized dictionary somewhere... I mean, I just found there are interesting publications like the Manual Of the Italian-Esquimo Conversations", the "Dictionary of One Letter Words" (which is said to have 232 pages) or a 1995 english-albanian dictionary of terms of the oil industry (beat that, Thesaurus :P).

  • @thelordcommander5
    @thelordcommander5 3 года назад

    Thank you for this production of moving pictures- I can’t do this…😆

  • @topazwashere8942
    @topazwashere8942 4 года назад +415

    Jaiden: smirking... ravenous... eyes widen...
    Me who just watched James’s fan fiction video: *hm*

  • @ljones8194
    @ljones8194 7 лет назад +463

    I don't write fanfiction
    'Slowly shuffles away while stareing at the floor'

    • @hotfunnyg1rl
      @hotfunnyg1rl 7 лет назад +14

      same... ha.... ha...

    • @caraguzman7984
      @caraguzman7984 7 лет назад +13

      NARWHALS ARE AWSOME THINGS I write fanfiction. *No shame*

    • @CitrusFoxArts
      @CitrusFoxArts 7 лет назад +6

      NARWHALS ARE AWSOME THINGS
      I TOTALLY don't write fan fiction
      *curls up in a ball and laughs like insane Kirito*

    • @instantnoodles3227
      @instantnoodles3227 7 лет назад +3

      I HATE FAN FICTION!👿

    • @caraguzman7984
      @caraguzman7984 7 лет назад +10

      Instant Noodles Fanfiction is basically books but the characters aren't yours. *Why is that so different from a regular book?*

  • @alkayadav3953
    @alkayadav3953 6 месяцев назад +3

    7 years later and now we have chat gpt.

  • @WTFisAhandl3
    @WTFisAhandl3 Год назад

    This video is the definition if "old but gold"

  • @unicorncat560
    @unicorncat560 7 лет назад +690

    You know said can mean...
    Said=announced
    Said: mentioned
    Said=blurted
    Said=answered
    Said=chattered
    Said=rambles
    Said=concluded
    Said=finished
    Said=started
    Said=flirted
    Said=sighed
    Said=started
    Said=worded

    • @evilqueen-et1du
      @evilqueen-et1du 7 лет назад +6

      Kitty Plus Flower Thanks you that's very helpful

    • @lunamae8257
      @lunamae8257 7 лет назад +16

      Kitty Plus Flower wait does that means I can say this?
      I flirted " banana" in my front of my friend

    • @unicorncat560
      @unicorncat560 7 лет назад

      Luna Mae yes. Very much. :3

    • @levilion4267
      @levilion4267 7 лет назад +24

      Thank you, this will help me with my fanfi- _essay_

    • @cheesestain2118
      @cheesestain2118 7 лет назад +2

      So I can make a book saying
      Jack announced HI there

  • @benjaminjohannessanchez3310
    @benjaminjohannessanchez3310 5 лет назад +875

    Honey, ye need some milk.
    My dear, it is to be considered with great valour thou art in great requirement of
    MOO JUICE

  • @Ruesen
    @Ruesen 2 года назад +1

    I used a thesaurus in school, but haven't needed it past that. I still find myself using slightly more obscure words than my friends sometimes, mostly because when you read/listen to books, you may pick up some different vocabulary.

  • @pianissimo5951
    @pianissimo5951 2 года назад

    I must admit, I majorly adore your video. Brilliant job... 🧐

  • @monarizza
    @monarizza 7 лет назад +222

    I would watch full documentaries if it was edited by Jaiden *dead*

  • @katmarrs7054
    @katmarrs7054 4 года назад +289

    "My new thesaurus is terrible!"
    "How terrible?"
    "...It's terrible!"

    • @smolse6854
      @smolse6854 4 года назад +6

      No, it is abhorrent, atrocious, appaling, awful, disastrous or disturbing

    • @Akumo69
      @Akumo69 4 года назад +1

      @@smolse6854 yeah... I think you missed the point buddy

    • @Akumo69
      @Akumo69 4 года назад +2

      @@nelser1160 the point is the thesaurus is so terrible the best adjective that means bad is terrible which is why Kathryn said "...It's terrible!"

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 года назад +1

      @@Akumo69 by the way if you wanna be more convincing with your username then here:
      Buttmuncher • 15 years ago

    • @ljnliamcastro6488
      @ljnliamcastro6488 4 года назад

      U mean my new thesaurus is disagreeable and horrendous

  • @Onk599
    @Onk599 Год назад +1

    watching this in 2023, even Jaiden's early vids are amazing ngl.

  • @NoxBVansyn
    @NoxBVansyn 4 месяца назад +2

    I admit that I guiltily skim the site of the thesaurus for explicit fanfic writing.

  • @s0ckhasarthritis
    @s0ckhasarthritis 7 лет назад +843

    FEASTING ON OUR STREETS!
    the pigeon. :/

  • @cryptiddmashups0011
    @cryptiddmashups0011 6 лет назад +364

    My favorite word of all time-
    Defenestration- the act of hurling someone out a window.

    • @succulentplaylists7266
      @succulentplaylists7266 6 лет назад +18

      Zoe May I was too curious so I looked it up. I just have to wonder why anyone even had to make a word for that. Like, were people being thrown out of windows so often that people decided that they should make a word for it to save time talking about how they had or were going to throw someone else out a window?

    • @moondustshine9381
      @moondustshine9381 6 лет назад +1

      HUGH

    • @windrunnerradiant4776
      @windrunnerradiant4776 6 лет назад +1

      Introverted Insomniac I know right?!

    • @definitelyaturtle3650
      @definitelyaturtle3650 6 лет назад +1

      That is a real word?

    • @moondustshine9381
      @moondustshine9381 6 лет назад +1

      TurtleGamer 97 I have no idea

  • @Hashbrown207
    @Hashbrown207 7 месяцев назад

    This is like my favorite old jaiden video

  • @AniketTurkel
    @AniketTurkel 2 года назад +1

    The bloopers in the end. lol