THE ANTI SIMP... Dumped her for 100$ dollars. | Love or Money
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After last video, figured yall needed something to cheer yall up. Enjoy and have a laugh, the world is gonna be ok.
@SpongeBob good one
@SpongeBob lol
Thank you!!!!
Thank you so much! The news outlets media love to keep us in worry and a lot of people believe that it's never going to get better.
I really cried when preach started imitating her
That girl feeling the guys' arms while pretending like she likes their personalities perfectly encapsulates the majority of daters in 2021
Exactly women nowadays are all like this
Now im not saying it be everyone. But women be fake bruh
@@datman3416 incel alert 🚨
@@1Geeked Hilarious lol im far from it buddy, im just pointing out how vain society and women have become.
There’s no such thing as an incel, any man can get some if he got 50$ to pay. Vagina is for sale everywhere.
As soon as the blonde guy said he’s looking for an internship, I knew he was in it for the money lmao
Shit, that makes a lot of sense
That caught my attention too 🤣🤣
@Dee Brown vs ami
Man: _feels booty_
"She has a nice personality!"
_A few moments later._
Officer: "You have the right to remain silent."
@Rusty Howe the girl was doing exactly what women complain about men on Steroids. But we aren't suppose to be Offended or objectified by that because we're men. Thats pretty sexist of a double if not triple standard
@Rusty Howe Yeah and I'm getting tired of it. I'm a Bi dude was persecuted for it. Helped feminists groups, was abused by a drunk karen growing up, worked with feminist groups and in College helped women get into STEM. But I was Called a Sexist for talking about a womans smile and for having a beard so I was a toxic man.
None of the women I helped protected me I was attack by girls outside the program and they just did it to be snarky girls to try to smear power in my face.
So I'm a Sexist me a guy who stopped a misogynist from beating his wife and daughter. It makes me think if all the men who protect women from real sexism and ect Stopped how long would they last how long would it take for them to beg for protection. I would fold my arms asking where were you when I needed it
On the bright side the program literally fell apart after I left and they even tried to get me back at one point but those girls still there with useless degrees and lots of debt. My old program I worked with could have helped prevented them from getting into debt now I hear them complain a lot and worry about bills and chat about only fans
@Rusty Howe Hmm I don't think it will directly get worse it will tilt back fast because men are leaving college.
Now to explain this Historically creates cultural, class and gender divisions when this pattern of exclusivity and education happens in a nation.
This creates a stratified division of labor and expertise which is often bought with fake prestige. This Naturally increases Sexism because a large group of males lose access to females as a small group of fake elites get large harems.
This trend also reduces the numbers of available architects engineers and basically think STEM since women though do by many degrees take STEM just don't replace the number of men for such tasks.
Eventually the institution becomes to fake or too degraded with no ability to maintain the infrastructure of their institution or societal demands and falls apart like itally and france with the artists and engineers during the renaissance or if it has become too stratified and too many foundational measures weakened too much society collapses
@Rusty Howe These institutions are already kind of Obsolete its pretty much the last of their hay day and the majority of other nations have Vastly different school systems as ours is one of the worst performing ones its good that as higher education becomes more privatized and specialized education equal to it and beyond will become more universal thanks to new technological and cultural trends. Overall I think its more likely they will either be replaced or sort of Fade awaaaaaay
@Rusty Howe Animal Farm is a great book right?! Made a strong point without needing to drag it out for the sake of making it longer. Crazy how it relates to the present
The more awkward people are the more likely they are in it for love. If the conversation runs smoothly they probably have other intentions in mind, because they are not as afraid of rejection.
Thats my observation too.....thats why i prefer slow start of relationship...because things which start fast, end fast imo.
Yeah actually good point
I can’t fucking breathe man, this was the most chaotic shit I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭
I haven‘t laughed this hard in months istg😭
I cant disagree
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Same here 😂😂😂
@I upload afro Shorts e choke o.
Aba recognizing a woman's voice he's never met just ruined all men's excuses for not noticing when their girl gets a haircut.
We don’t care, though. It’s unimportant
@@TaddiestMason "OMG babe, didn't you notice my nails? Didn't you notice my hair, I cut it for $100 💅😩"
ruclips.net/video/n72kkazUgAs/видео.html😂🤣
This was post 8 minutes ago, but your comment says 2 days ago?
I showed this comment to my GF and she did not appreciate it 😂😂
Bro yall were ON 1 in this video. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm in tears right now 😭😭
Hi
@@halfasian3306 hi
@@leahlee5523 hi
Mad facts lmao
They was high ash
It's called Disney princess syndrome. It's when girls want a bad boy thinking he will turn nice just for her. She would rather try for the dude who completely radiates "surfer dude summer fling" energy, even when he admitted he doesn't plan to marry. Darren didn't fit the Disney storyline of a bad boy who would turn nice just for her, because he was already nice. I'm more surprised at how surprised she was that it didn't work.
He's not a "bad boy", he just took a logical decision and made an easy 100$.
I don't know what the people are not for the money thinking, I'll take the money first than we'll see lol
@@Hide_and_Tweak I agree, he wasn’t necessarily evil, but he gave it off by saying “he wouldn’t plan to marry”, that should have been a clear hint right there and she missed it!!
damn, what a comment
@@Hide_and_Tweak it wasn’t that. She was attracted to a physical type. He didn’t look like a surfer dude just to win $100. He probably always looks like that. Lol
She is so naive that she wasn’t getting the hint that he was giving. She just sees what she chooses to see. She got blindsided by her lust.
Yep, and he even dropped subtle hints that he was in it for the money more.....internship etc., hesitation when he said he made the right choice, no full on grins, just amiable smiles. No personal details, just goals. But she was like....OOooo he's tall and blonde and has curly hair. That matched with the fact her only other choice was a nice dude, but for her that just what he was "nice".
Hence the trap of her being like OOO LOOK SHINY. *bum bum bum*
Saying he hasn’t been on a date in while kinda sounded like to me that he didn’t care to look but could’ve been confused because of covid. Biggest sign she should’ve seen was the marriage question.
Another gal eats the forbidden fruit
It's just the good ol' cliche of dumb girls who are 6s thinking they can hook up with Chad for an LTR.....
He openly said he is not looking for marriage
Im legit dying on this episode . You guys are too fuckin funny
OUR BEST VIDEO, and they delivered.
Yeah I died when he did the anime girl impersonation
fr I was about to comment the same thing, I laughed my ass off for 23 fucking minutes
Yeah!!! I knew I was laughing more than normal on this one… or is it the weed🤔
🤣👀🍿
how other people can tell Darren's in it for love: Ah, he's awkward
how I can tell Darren's in it for love: Ah, he's in tech
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yeah, moment he said that, i was like yup he's in it for love, also cute guy
Fr, the money doesn’t matter to him
Yeah, he already has money but can't meet women. Literally like - all engineers. I was laughing so hard because it was obvious she would make the wrong choice. She picked based on physical gratification, and guys that are the obvious choice for that have so many options, they don't need her.
Its the new age tale of girl meets boy, throws away good boy for fuck boy and wonders where all the good men went.
That is exactly the one I would choose. The awkward cute nerds are the best.
Average tech company salaries by department include:
Sales: $107,541,
Marketing: $78,952,
Business Development: $102,288,
HR: $90,088.
Darren looks good, dresses well, has a deep calm voice, nice height.
Dude dodged a trainwreck
Is that for when you’ve worked for them for decades?
And he has the same name as my bf. Bros a walking w
I'd he works in IT, more. 6 figures in a senior role
@@baconoftheark it's almost like attraction is more physical than what job you have... like what
@@aw2584 agree, but she gave off the vibe if she knew how much each person earned.....
It's not really a bad thing. I'd choose money everytime if it's someone you've met 5 minutes ago
Bruh...It goes unsaid.
Facts
So would I. It's a safer bet given you don't know anything about them. Even a dating profile would tell you more.
This is proof that if she’s attracted to you, you could literally say a whole bunch of nothin and she’ll still go out with you. This man dropped all the hints that he was here for the bread and she was lost in the sauce
not really she just deadass can't read people
Lmao he not attractive. He just gave out the better vibe/personality
@@robjose5669 he’s tall, blonde, with blue eyes. Enough said
@@robjose5669 he's not attractive? lol
She should have figured it out when he said that he was an intern.
“I like all their personalities so far”. There’s no way. You guys had to have edited that. It’s too perfect.
You underestimate the stupidity that can come out of a total airheads mouth.
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear n
But.. ALOT of people date like this lol
She is out on the spot though. What can she say. They got nice guns ?
@@cashkitty3472 YESSSSSSSSSSSS strong arms! 💪 nothing's wrong with that type of compliment.
She rejected a handful of guys, and only one rejected her. I'm feeling bad only for the guys who wrote "love", I feel nothing for her.
The truth is she just found him the most attractive, as soon as she said "let's see height differences" I knew what was up. Perfect ending, man knows how to play the game to get what he wants haha.
He wasn’t attractive tho as compared to the black guy or the first white guy
@@trp-malique3676 shes a height fetishist.
@@trp-malique3676 dude looks like someone you see on the local news for a meth bender ending on some murder-abduction shit
@@trp-malique3676 He was the least attractive imo. Just the tallest.
@@trp-malique3676 it’s almost like women have different tastes…
It never ceases to amaze me how women who demand nothing less than full respect have zero self awareness that they don’t give it in return.
Zero self awareness? No my dude, they know exactly what they doing. The do not want to give anything in return.
@@GGGmod1 i agree G. It’s double standard.
@@GGGmod1 I think its more a balance of both. There are those people that do not understand, and are completely unaware because of the cultural double standard that (Duc Du) brings up. Then there is the people that flat out know, and straight up do not give a fuck. They will act like they have no idea that they can do these things, and can and will say nothing about this.
But what they brought up about the personality comment is so true it's not even funny.
*Popular opinion: He's probably better off with the 100$.*
Facts!!!!
way better than with that bimbo
Every
Damn
Time
1000%
Always the correct choice the other would be losing money
I haven't laughed so hard in months. "I'm afraid of my family dying" "I'm afraid of Chuckie Cheese"
Darren low key happy he didn’t get picked the girl doesn’t like to take off her rose tinted glasses or she’s insensitive
Maybe she wanted shift the convo into positive one, she’s definitely a small talk girl she doesn’t look like she deep talks
Her: " I like all their personalities so far."
After that seeing Preach's face, I was dead. Absolutely dead. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lol AS SOON AS SHE SAID THAT I knew he was bout to go off 😂😂😂
Women are so in denial.
Yeah that was funny as hell. 😂
🤣😂 this was a really good episode- I laughed real tears today.
Preach: "Based on what?!"
Checks height and grabs arms, “I like their personality”. GenZ is all cringe.
As a Gen Z, I completely agree with you. I'm like early Gen Z and honestly, I don't claim the Tiktok generation.
@@yusufharris110 alrigth bro😆 you sure don’t seem like you care at all
This mentality didn't start with Gen Z, it's been around since at least late Gen X
@@yusufharris110 Way to generalize a whole generation, there
It's not as if GenZ inherrited a broken-world
CRINGE AF!!!!
This video is actually perfect representation of dating in real life. She's supposed to find out which one of the guys is there for the love and which for the money AND SHE F*NG STARTS WITH CHECKING THEIR HEIGHT. Now we know how are there so many single mothers... At least the abandoned child will be tall.
Lmao that last line was savage bruh
🤣🤣
Also short men make
🗑️ dads
It's just preference nigga
@@ProsperSolo even tho it’s one I benefit from from being tall…it’s a bad preference…cause it limits to
A very small percentage of ppl and then combine that with your other preferences…boom not a very good dating strategy
The dude said he worked in tech and was very intrested. Then you have the guy "looking for an internship".
He even told her he is in for happiness not love, she still chose him.
She was dumb for choosing him. He told her he never wanted to get married and he's a F-boy. This was the best commentary ever. You guys had me crying.
My brain nearly melted when he said "if your happiness turns into marriage, then _shrug_ " 😂😂
How could she fall for that nonsense?
@@no.6377 dont most people? 0_0
@@no.6377 IKR. It's like she forgot the basis of the show or something.😂
Most girls just like when you tell them what they like.
she knew it but she went for the best "personality" she got P. J. Washington
Apparently she didn't realize they would be judging her as much as she was judging them! 🤣
She just assumed she was a prize
Exactly 🤣🤣
@@yeshalloween most women do, which is why society is such a mess in terms of relations amongst the sexes
What do you expect when they feel entitled just by living
@@isaacdebeila8085 lol this woman is entitled and annoying for sure but let's not pretend men haven't been acting entitled for hundreds of years.
I like Darren. As soon as he complimented her socks I knew. And how he just spoke. Nerdy awkward guys are my type because I'm like that too lol
He wanted to say she was beautiful but he didn't want to be that forward so he got his intentions across and everyone else coattails it. He was the most genuine from the start, the guys that made the money choice had no inhibitions, while Darren was actually feeling nervous. Bitter sweet outcome, Darren will find better.
We've not had a video like this in a while, the way they maniacally bounce off of one another into fits of laughter. You can't help but laugh with them
I'm still laughing at "Beta!" 😆
@@cayad2591BBEETTAA
I f***ing spit and cackle right with them every time. It's the main reason I got hooked.
Also appreciate the insightful discussions, though.
@@wavyj4132 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Them like that 😂🥳
RIP Prodigy. And to the blonde that played herself. I was rooting against her after the arm check
I was rooting against her the minute she decided to compare their heights at the start. Lol
@@ceciltwinmoon same, she shallow 😂
Yea that blonde chick was a whole goofy shout out to aba and preach for that mobb deep reference just another reason why their awesome
Yup shallow hoe gets what she deserves. Really shows how women choose men, really doesnt work.
@@johncam8420 She did show she wasn't a "nice girl" with how she reacted after he showed "money", but yeah shouldn't forget the first part of the video.
All the clues were in there;
*Blonde guy needs internship
*Jobless
*Is going away soon
*Having fun > long term relationship
But in the end, she closed her eyes and told herself a lie that "Darren May be in it for the money" because she's not attracted to him.
And closed her ears. He said he wasn't there for love in about the nicest way possible. Actually listen to what the person is saying, not what she wants to hear. But it was obvious from the start this chick chose him and all others were rejected from the start. Still a fun video, these two are hilarious.
Dude I m married but if I was single I would have thought Darren was fire,I would have picked him no questions asked,he gives such a wholesome vibe,also he is so cute in a handsome kind of way.
@@simicio1924 it doesn't really matter whoever her type is.
The biggest issue is that they pick guys like this ALL THE TIME then when they get their heart broken these bitches be like.
"this happened because MEN are jerks!"
The Asian guy got to the end and started being awkward.
@@based4822 that's actually a good sign because he doesn't seem to be very used to smooth talking women. Plus he's got a stable career which is also a good sign.
White dude is broke, needs money for intern, leaving, and a smooth talker. It's obvious he's in it for money.
him: “I guess my greatest fear could more accurately be described as a pervasive existential dread that I’ll one day be filled with countless memories of my mother taking care of me and no matter how badly I wish for it, I can’t hug her.”
her: “rat costume 🙈🤪”
She died a little on the inside when broski chose the $$$ and not her.
Legendary.
One guy said he worked at a tech company, the other was looking for an internship...
It's obvious who would be in it for the money.
Right?! 😂
Yup, she really wasn't paying attention or just dumb or both.
Exactly!
And surprisingly, the “super”woman couldn’t put two and two together…. Smfh.. and my sons have to pick a wife outta this generation of women…
*compaires hight
*touches arms
THEY ALL HAVE GREAT PERSONALITIES
How to woman 101
And choose the tallest one in the end.
Lol bro y'all are too much 🤣
Girls love f-boys, until they get played
@@mac1bc Even after lol
I'm a woman (husband's account) and I don't know how either, never mind both of these girls was surprised baby-curls was in it for the money... even looking at their body language in the line up, Darren screamed interested, attractive and stable and the other dude (whose name I do not even remember already) looked like he should be part of a video tutorial on "How to Spot a F*ck boy" . Granted, I can't judge too harshly as I'm looking through the lens of a 30 year old who's married with 2 kids already, but I definitely made a questionable choice or two in my early 20's, it's how you learn lol.
I died laughing when you guys used a picture of a “blacked” video scene 😂😂
The fuck lol?
Piper Perri, lol.
Bro same lol 😂
Bruv I'm crine! 😭😭🤣🤣
Preach is fucking unhinged in this one, i lost count on how many times i teared up from laughing.
Yess
Can't tell you how many times I had to pause the video
"Gen Z is just a li'l bit different." YEAH. That is a HUGE understatement.
These fuckers are half of the previous generations lol
"They diff diff" 😂🤣
I fall in the gen Z category and I am still surprised by the stupidity and cringe made by some people in my generation, our gen is not different its complete chaos.
Must be the tide pods
@@editedforprivacy207 Do you mean she was pretty or chose an unattractive guy? I agree with both 👍🌟
Just hearing Preach laugh, makes me laugh so hard. Love these two.
she got EXACTLY what she was asking for honestly. Good for that guy.
Work in tech and work at Stanford remotely type guys don't need money. Looking for an internship in marketing .. something that needs no quals and you can always walk into doing sales.. means broke lazy bum. Obvious who needs money.
Serves her right for lying about the other one being chill on the couch. He was so nervous. Silly girl
Host: "You can't say bye..."
Sebastian and his curls: "Say less."
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
I'm gone lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This lowkey proved that some women don't know how to choose men. It was lowkey obvious that blondey was here for the money but for some reason she couldn't see it.
In my opinion, she did see it but her desires and emotions will always override her logic when it comes to matters consigning the heart
I'd say most women don't
It was so obvious that blonde dude was there for money but definitely. As a girl myself, we tend pick dudes without using logic😭😭
Facts. My friend posed the question that are women like this sentient?
She didn't want to see it, nor could she because she liked him from the start.
"Living without family; Being the only one left." That's deep. That's what Captain Picard had to face after he found out his brother and nephew passed away in a fire.
spoilers
Spoilers dumbass
It's hilarious to me because the blonde guy started out saying he was looking for an internship. That's a big ass hint about his priorities at that point in his life. I imagine she was already most attracted to him from the beginning. She went with feeling over logic. Welp
Even if he wasn't there for money, why would you date someone like that?
@@afhostie Besides, he was looking for an internship in marketing. Of course he was in it for the money. At some point I expected him to grunt like Arthur Morgan from RDR2 "where is ma' muhney"
"She went with feeling over logic", everything after the word "she" was redundant in that sentence.
“She went with feeling over logic” so in other words she did what most females do when making a difficult decision
@@mikeg3439 lol big facts
She chose the tallest guy, felt them up, and then talked about their personality. Smh
bro these girls don’t know what they want 😂
All she knew is that she wants the tallest guy that doesn't want her
Tbh I thought that feeling them up was super weird like idk can dudes just grab that ass in order to decide or what?😂
@@Aliyaaaa only in your dreams
I like how the host is all mad and salty he chose Money when that is the entire premise of their show.
That was my favorite part!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah she wasn’t. I’ve seen other episodes that’s how it always is.
DARREN WAS LITERALLY IN TECH!!!! This girl-
*face palm*
Oh my God you had this little gray-haired old granny hysterical with laughter. You two are so funny.
Hell yeah go granny!
Hi granny! How are you?.
Awww granny
🤣🤣🤣
@FrenkHenk Ewww.
Sebastian gonna take the $100 bucks and still get her later. He’s laughing all the way to the bank.
He knows how to play the game well lol
If she's truly dumb, she'll allow that to happen too.
@@tormentorchick1755 most y'all are.
@@warrioreon11 You may be right but idk about 'most.'
@@tormentorchick1755 or Just If she IS Really attracted to him and want to fuck him
This was one of the funniest vids y'all ever did. "Bad Bitch Aba" and "Tasmanian Preach" lol.
😭😭😭
😂😂
She turned down a dude that actually wanted a relationship for the dude who just wanted money 😂
*Ah, yes. Height and muscle, my favorite personalities.*
💀💀
One of my favorite genders
Funny. All she did was just choose the tallest dude lol.
Vibe (read: confidence and physical attractiveness)
@@arealious25 Shocker!
If she one day makes a “where have all the good men gone” post, I hope someone digs this back up for her.
Be like, here are some recites.
God bless that Asian brother. It's like two species on entirely different modes of reality trying to communicate.
Lmao exactly...
Lmfaooo that girl was like a rock
@@Frost-tb9qs Or also akin to bag full of hammers?? Maybe!!!
Man if I was him I would of picked money 💰 and walked away 🏃🏾♂️
@@danballe I've seen hubcaps that had more awareness lol
I was so proud of him for choosing the money. He deserves manhood's VIP pass.
Between Aba's "bad bitch" dance and Preach's shoulder shimmy, they just may be the best dance duo on RUclips
What was the song preach was dancing too?
I felt instant joy watching that part
@@Jazzdue0 yea fax I’m trying to figure that out
Cool name, bro
Mi Morena by Sigo
You guys are hilarious.
The blond guy literally said he doesn't believe in marriage/longterm relationships...I felt like he was giving it away on the couch! The Asian guy was so sweet!
*too nice*
yeah but being sweet and nice isn't going to get you any pussy, example as in this video
The guy ticking all the right boxes as far as body language, behavior, looks, chemistry e.t.c. can practically allude to the fact he's a convicted serial killer and still get the girl. Because it's one con in a sea of pros. Whereas the opposite is also true. The awkward guy that isn't as smooth is going to be perceived as being less genuine than he might well be.
@@ishitrealbad3039
But I thought they were in it for love not pussy.
Asian men are the black women of the dating world.
My dudes, I feel so bad for Darren. But he definetly deserved better. That girl really thought it was okay to go around feeling their muscles? imagine if the roles were reversed "hey girl, let me feel your thighs" like, excuse me?
How do girls fall for shit like “I date for happiness not marriage”…
…cause it’s the same thing they want too 😌…
@@niarlatotepbasset bruh, no dude is saying that and not just hitting. That’s literally the point of that whole section of the video
@@niarlatotepbasset
At their age, I'd probably give a similar answer. You still love the person you're dating for years. But whether someone is marriage material you'll usually only find out after dating them. But starting to date for me is primarily about love and happiness. And many people just don't wanna marry but lead a successful long-term relationship.
Nothing is wrong with that line when young people use it... its just being honest. But this guy waa giving off all the eff boy vybez. Had the asain guy said it no one would read into it
I mean how could you know if you're going to marry somebody on the first date? Most guys his age aren't dating to get married anyway
Preach has two moods. The i'm to old for this shit and rolling on the floor dying from laughter.
I rate Preaches joke a 10/10 because he said it with character and also it’s Preach, how can you not🤷♀️😂
Nahb nah
Nahb nah
Im not in love oh no… its because………..
I have to say when I first started watching you guys two years ago your show is the perfect start to every morning. Still catching up on all the videos but you guys are great. I can't imagine having a world without Aba and Preach.
With much love and respect,
Realm
The guy clearly said “I date for happiness not marriage”
Girl - I think he’s in it for love…
I mean, happiness should be the goal not marriage. Marriage is only convenient for financial reasons and it's not some magical event that will solidify love. Just cause I'm with someone for 10 years doesnt mean I care to marry them it means they make me happy and I love them. Like rn.
For real, he told her he wasn't in it for love, she just didn't listen.
Marriage isn't about love. It's about responsibility.
I'm saying 🤣 she just wanted buddy
I can change him!!!
Crazy thing is that she made her decision from the two questions she asked early on (height difference and feel your arms) and the rest of it was just fluff. She ignored all of the signs that he gave her throughout that he wasn't in it for love and still went for him.
She made her decision even before that.
Honestly glad you read that too. Nothing else really mattered. You could tell how Darion was posturing that he wanted her and you can't fake that amount of awkwardness when you like someone. He would've had to be a top notch actor to be that weird around someone he thought was attractive.
You ignorants, arms size and height tell a lot about your true character and personality.
@@MultiLightDark or... he could just be an awkward dude...
The truth is she made her decision 30seconds after being introduced.
I was in a horrible mood on nightshift at work and this totally had me laughing so hard my face hurt. Y’all killed it. 🙌🏾
Night shift where it’s at
Glad you could make the most out of it
@@marinecorp179 not tryna start an argument but it’s nice until you never see the sun and get super depressed and mentally unstable but ish maybe that’s bc I have prior mental health issues
@@Ice-im9zk I've been on nightshift for the last 6 years. I am definitely burnt out. Don't need to tell me twice about being depressed and I deal with violent folks and seen a lot of shit
@@marinecorp179 yeah I feel you tho but that’s why I stepped down from being night shift manager . Maybe you should try to do carry overs and focus on your mental health more!! Idk your situation but I believe in you
Just finding this channel, cannot lie these guys cracking me up
Same, they are so funny
Me 2
Preach got the most contagious laugh of all time
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@its fine smd sob
his laugh when he was imitating the girl had me💀
Facts. Was cracking up so much
Na KSI
this had me ROLLING 😭. Y’all’s timing was on point. the editing was incredible 😂 well done.
I died multiple times this the funniest video they did 😂
Her: "I like all their personalities so far"
Preach: "And I took that personally" XD
3:14 -you didn’t see this girl turn into a Japanese school girl got me in tears 😂😂
I could tell Sebastian was in it for the money from the jump. I wouldn’t call it a gut feeling, but he had a very calculating look in his eye when he was talking to her. He played her like a fiddle.
YES
I men, the title and thumbnail...
He has great hair and no job. That can only mean one thing,
The thumbnail didn't help but sure
Hannah simply picked the tallest guy. She eyed the tall blond from beginning. I've seen several of these shows and 8 out 10 it's the tallest guy with decent looks. This is why we have too many single mothers.
Good thing she ain’t picked the black guy for just being black🤣🤣
@@luiscabrera1609 She had, I'm a Chad chaser written all over her face. Most chicks like her get played all the time because the Chad's know their prey. Listen to half of the guys women complain about. It's either the bad boys or the Chad's who ruined them. Now the average Joe has to put up with her broken heart because she chased people who know they're being chased and half options.
@9INE PLANETS I have 5 sisters and I've heard this crap come out of all their mouths. Listening to women ideal man they typically say 6 feet of taller, six figure income, good in bed, good talker, and must make her laugh. It's called dating the 6s or Chad's. And again watch the shows, the Chad's don't say a damn thing interesting they end up in the top 5. It's predictable, hell Aba and Preach spoke on this awhile back as well and by the end of the video she chose the tall guy.
The guy isn't really a chad-lad but she's got some serious moonface going on.
Yeah and what of it? As they should. Get good or get gone scrub
“Our best video yet” man I almost didn’t believe the caption. But I clicked and I am far from disappointed. That authentic Aba and Preach energy, the vibe, the laughs and the jokes. I couldn’t stop grinning and laughing along with y’all. Reminded me of why I subbed to y’all months ago…and look at you both now with that gold plaque. Man I’m so proud of you both.
facts
Yes!!! This is how they would act if they were friends.
I danced along with them when the dude revealed the Money sign hahahah
this truly is a masterpiece
Yeah I think them too just enjoying each other's jokes and busting on the video living in the moment more made it better than usual. Sometimes it feels like they're thinking about what they're saying, which is 110% appreciated, but it's nice to see them enjoy the content & each other's jokes too.
Watching these 2 guys in action, Locks was clearly in it for the money. 3 reasons. 1: He knew exactly what he wanted and throughout, he was focused, no anxiety and didn't skip a beat. 2: He was consistent on giving her "what she wanted" so she wouldn't eliminate him. If she eliminated him, he wouldn't get his real goal, the money. The other guys were making common mistakes that authentic or less insightful guys make and that's not being straight and speaking out your ass to try and look cool. 3: His posture was dominate and in control. It was similar to a person doing a speech for a seminar for Employee Development. His stance and vocal patterns were very similar. I would guess he has experience in public speaking with his marketing background. With that background, I'm not surprised he took the money either. Man got priorities. He knows his value and it ain't no chick on a youtube show and being compared to other dudes that are of lesser caliber. Clearly Locks deserves props for his OG behavior here.
she kept the blonde guy just for his height. Man this is a cruel world
Factz his a very unattractive individual
Tbf, we did barely see any interaction between them, so we cannot clearly say why he was chosen, although I am on the dudes side lol, get money, forget the woman😁🤙
He had superior personality. Darren Asian guy was extremely awkward.
You could tell Sébastien was... a fuck boy.
@@destyon9966 bruh, come on…
So what? Don't you date people your attracted to?
Preach got me rolling on the ground with his freaking imitation! 10/10!
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My man Aba is obsessed with that girl Elizabeth. He's got her voice memorized and everything
It's that thiiiiicccccccccness bro, he could hear it in her voice. Lol
"Obsessed?" Wow, words are meaningless nowadays.
Ion blame him either 💀
Well damn so am I. She cute as hell 😅
Tbh, if I won this, I would've went for the money just so I could ask Elizabeth out
The classic Christian side hug🤣 I hate that shit. Like you said as long as you aren't pushing out your pelvis there's nothing wrong with a "front hug" A good firm hug that lasts a few seconds shows that you care and are comfortable
We need a whole episode of Aba being a Japanese school girl 😂
We really do🤣🤣🤣
That is ....weird
Yes!
Hahahahahahaha....
*YATTA*
The fact that Darren has a stable job and point break over here is working on getting an internship should have gotten him removed him as in it for love.
Point break 💀💀💀
Tony is that you?
@@painvillegaming4119 that xactly what I’m thinking
@@jefferymyname706 it the hair
Goes to show u that it's all emotional. No logics whatsoever. She lied to herself because Darren was giving too much "good boy" vibe.
But Darren shouldn't feel bad about it, nor feels like he's lacking because he just dodged a major bullet.
As an American, the different type of hugs is way too true and Aba being triggered was funny af
Have you seen some of the females in the states guys are side hugging for a reason
Terrell Jonez rijgt
@@terrelljonez8668 they too wide for front hugs ?😂
@@user-360johnn even beyond that bro it be scary to have to be face to face wit some of these females for long periods of time and you don't want they face print on your. Shirt if they wearing cheap make up ill just save the good hugs for the good ones and that's like 3 outta 10 where i see em
@@terrelljonez8668 😭😭😭😭 why did this comment make me laugh so hard. Lol 🤣🤣🤣
You guys lift my spirits every time🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've said it before but THIS was the best one🤣🤣🤣 I definitely laughed out loud 😂 you're hilarious 😂 at the end I was thinking "she ain't giggling no more" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does Jubilee consistently manage to find the most despicable young women around ?!?
This shit is genius. XD
cuz there more common than what you think.
They just walk outside, close their eyes and point. although that would require effort so probably their friends and when they ran out of those after the first few videos they just RNG’d random ho’s off TikTok that were uglier than them.
You don't have to try to find these girls. They're everywhere.
I think they knowingly search for such women so that people watch this shit to make fun and others react to it...it gets views and views = $
@@kaustavborah4621 Search? You can't be serious.. THEY'RE LITTERALLY ALL THE SAME
The part where she's talking to Darren about their greatest fear has me dying because it isn't the contrast between both answers that get me- it's the way Darren repeats her answer in a whisper like he's trying to understand 🤣🤣
She was basically choosing her clone. He just looked like a taller male version of her.
Not a surprise people usually date those that look like themselves for a relationship
Not really
If you ever get approached by a chick that looks like you, she’s a self absorbed narcissist. Run for the hills
nah, she chose the tallest dude on the mens side and the one with the highest likelihood to make more money from the job descriptions fam afterwards it went down to looks, thats how girls and women who are still in fun mode choose their partners honestly
@@MatthewCJoy Yes they actually do . Its a biological fact we are attracted to people that look like ourselves. People who have self hatred for themselves only date people that look the complete opposite of what they look like
Absolutely crazy I remember when y’all first hit 100k and I thought it was insane back then how far y’all have gone but just look at you guys now almost at 2m congratulations
Jubilee should make this a reality show and they should hire Aba and Preach to do the post episode breakdowns, this was great!
They should be hosts
@@monarchhenchman2835 THIS!!!
Honestly, Sebastian is a real a OG here. He ain't gotta worry about the extra headache that comes with the money. 🤷♂️😁
@French Toast I wouldn't say better personality, Sebastian just wasn't that into her so he was relaxed, while Darren was nervous because he liked her. Honestly, bullet dodged on Darren's part. She came across as a vapid narcissist.
@@soujemn5 of course I mean one of her lines at the end of the first round was after feeling their bodies and how tall they were they all have great personalities 🤣
@@soujemn5 May i ask what makes you assume narcissism here?
@@doublestarships646 lol what? It was a serious question. I’m very interested.
@@salma_Nella22 narcissim is throw around alot tbh.
This is one of the things that separate both of you from everyone else on RUclips. You not only make us think, you also make us die laughing. True effortless talent come from authenticity. I never miss a video.
Yeah... not staged/awkward/random.... just feeling that damned warmth
Always love to see someone enjoying Mobb Deep. Prod is goated. R.I.P.
"I can hear the thickness through the voice" 😂😂😂
Hannah's brain was trying to come up with reasons to reject Darren, which is why she convinced herself that he was “only in it for the money.” When it's very obvious from the outside that the guy was projecting big “desperate for love” energy (which she subconsciously picked up on and felt as a turn off). On the other hand you can tell she was physically attracted to Sebastian and so her brain was trying to come up with reasons rationalise her bias with “Oh, he's in it for love!” even though again, from the outside you can tell the guy is a F Boy.
I'm not trying to pick on Hannah by the way. These mental gymnastics are likely going on in her subconscious without her realising it, and it's something we all have to be vigilant of falling into ourselves. If you ever asked a trusted friend for advice before making a big decision, only to find yourself dismissing their advice and making up more justifications of why your decision was right all along. Stop, take a step back. It's very likely your brain is trying to rationalise a decision you are basing purely on emotional bias like Hannah here, and it may come to burn you far worse than losing a date.
Yeah I've done that before. I asked for advice because I was looking for validation. When I didn't get the answers I was looking for I simply dismissed them. My mind was already made up.
Underrated comment.
Wrote all this just saying she sucks at picking men.lol.
@@thegamingkitchen8429 Yup haha
@@thegamingkitchen8429 Let the man be analytical
I haven't seen Aba and Preach ever laugh this much before. Gotta say one if not my favorite episode you've done.
The "Hap pines" joke caught me off guard. 9/10 just amazing
The stars aligned and have us this gem of a vid
its aba not apa😏
u talking about Avatar the last air bender's pet?
Yip-yip
@@idankatz8085 xD apa says yip yip, aba says hyeck hyeck
Lmao y’all are a trip!!! If I saw you both on another channel with other ppl and you two were not together I’d be annoyed 😅! Y’all match so good and are so silly! Genuinely make me laugh! Rather be late to the party than to have never been! ❤
Preach's immitation of her constant giggle squeal was SPOT ON bro I almost died 💀💀💀
“Looking for love”
First thing she checks for is height….
Second felt their biceps…
The double standard is so real in our day and age.
Girls will get so enraged when guys say they prefer a girl who is not obese, or is in shape, but then start a show to find love by looking at their height and feel their arms.
Blackpill confirmed?
@@richardmbanaso2422 what pill??? agahahaha
@@richardmbanaso2422 idk if its blackpill. You can work out for arms.
@@TheOnideadpool African-American pill
Women can have every preference they want, but they can't in a million years ever accuse men of being shallow.
Pour Hanna, the moment she realized she's a terrible judge of character. And all I can say is, when the majority of the guys chose money, she obviously wasn't making a good impression.
"I love their personalities"
She says after touching their arms not asking a question about them personally lol
Well, when a guy can get girls, then money becomes an easier option as well.
Girls don’t realize that when we choose money, we’re actually choosing them.
yeah, I mean most guys don't want to date women that act like primary school girls, especially for committed dating or rather something serious.
It's official: Hanna is a liquid.
The tall whites are undefeated.
Thank you brother for holding the line.
What does this even mean😂
@@scoopidywhoop7484
Hail Hitler????
Hotel? Trivago