Key & Peele - The Telemarketer - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2015
- A telemarketer employs an aggressive new technique to sell vacation packages.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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Who else just randomly gets these sudden urges to watch key and peele skits for hours on end even though you already watch them about 10 times each?
Alex XD this hit hard
It’s messed up how much time I use to watch these skits. So entertaining. Creature of habit
Yeah, it's like watching your favourite movie but the movie takes too much time and these sketches...well take even more time lol
Every day
Not me, cause I just discovered them yesterday! And I have yet to watch most episodes. Yeaaaaah!
"What the fuck do you want." Lmao
i read this as he said it
hahaha
+Elliott Gordon No shit I did too. wtf?
+Elliott Gordon me too lol
+James Wright omg me too, like omg omgomg
I’m just here to remind y’all that Gavin’s Credit Card will expire this month
Beat me to it by one day 😂
:D
😂
Oh
I'm wondering why his card lasted for five years.
“I want the vegas package”
... “sure you do”
I fkn died XD
Do you believe in Time Travel
@@studyinkannada824 wtf
WHAAAAAT?!
Me too🤣🤣🤣
No you didn't
When key is angry is the funniest shit
Texting confusion is the best
It really fucking is.
I just wish he had an easier time relaxing.
Rafael Hannah Right. The substitute teacher!! "YOU DONE MESSED UP A ARON!!!"
WHATTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?
personally, the rise of the intensity of the stress ball squeezing made it so much more funnier hahaha
"more funnier"
Ryan Low exactly lol more funnierest hahaha
Kiki Bear omg, funnier, not more funnier
Undisclosed Desires omg shut up I get it!!!
Kiki Bear finally
This is an example of “rejection breeds insanity”
Only if you let it.
Does this work on women? Just hang up on them mid conversation
@@CornholioPuppetMaster Works face-to-face, too. You would not believe the lengths they would go to get your attention.
@@CornholioPuppetMaster That's not very nice tho
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Key: I think we disconnected earlier
Peele: Yeah I hung up on you
Key: But isn’t that against the law though?
"Is it against the law though?" -Key, Turbulence Sketch
I totally got this 😆
please go back to your seat sir
@@luminatron but is it against the law though? :/
@@naingdz You are being very difficult, sir.
Best reverse psychology ever
Ikr lmao 😂
Congratz bro, I was your 1k like
@@beatsbybaya3995 oh 👏😮 Thank you guys !!! I appreciate this. My first 1k upvote.
Worst forward phycology never
666
real talk tho: if a telemarketer hung up on me, I would be shocked and pissed too. like, "yo, YOU'RE job is to convince me, and MY job is to say 'no.' Don't screw with the system."
I wouldn't I would be glad. Thats an extra two seconds saved.
MyLittleReverie "your"
@dragonman 42 Nazi* :)
@Lazy Wolf =)*
MyLittleReverie this is so underrated
“C’mon man let it go”
I died
Yap that sent me rolling on the floor😂😂
lol this was the best part
I was crying bro 🤣😂🤣😂
“Come on man, let it go.” 😂 😂 Gets me every time.
"What the fuck do u want Kathy?" 😂
lmao
LMAO!
College Humer!!!! Zac!!! IT IS HIM!!!!
LOL
It's Zach from Collegehumor!!!!
That is fcking genius! Reverse psychology in another dimension.
Sure you do😂😂😂😂
I’m thinking this might work out in real telemarketing
You mean reverse psy-CALL-ogy??
D Dizzle well now he got 5 likes
@@ddizzle7974 What is your evidence that liking one's own reply is pathetic? The amount of likes on replies has no bearing on anything. Jesus Christ is the truth. He died for our sins and rose again the third day. All who believe on him have eternal life.
I appreciate that zack from college humor is in this.
I was looking for this comment!!!! I love that cameo
How under rated is this comment
I thought he looked familiar
fuck i just commented this
He’s also in the tv judge sketch
The writing for this sketch was Genius. Key and Peele are truly comedic masterminds
They performed and aired this skit without realizing that a credit card has 16 digits. Key only read out 12.
@@anthonysturt8406 Lol clown!
@@anthonysturt8406 or maybe they're smart enough to make sure they didn't read someone's real credit card number by accident. See? It's all the way you look at it.
@Anthony Sturt
Did it hurt your enjoyment of the sketch?
@@anthonysturt8406 In the UK it's only 12 numbers.
lol this video wouldn't have been half as cool if the telemarketer wasn't squishing the little toy.
+Juan Mendoza i swear it's something about that lil toy that always bothered me every time i watched this skit
+Juan Mendoza the squishy toy really brought it together.
+MachineGunMouth trypophobia
+MachineGunMouth Replace the toy with his junk.
Crispy Bacon say what?? you's a weirdo brah. anyways..... sacredcow61 you bring up an interesting concept. i actually looked that up and that could be what it is. i went to the website and was disgusted the second the web page opened up. don't know if you were just bullshittin or if you were serious but it's actually something to that theory....
As a current telemarketer I can confirm this is what we do nowadays.
No
You deserve to be called back like this 😁
Well i always hang up i dont have time to be yelled at
Same. Exactly. I would groan when they would say “oh let me find my card”
@@that1otherguy93 I'd fucking love it if everyone I spoke to called back in a fit of rage and bought out product. That's a 100% win for.
This skit and the “text message confusion” have the same energy.
And the same kitchen, I think.
Yes!
And I literally just came from watching that video 😂😂
This skit is an example of how always wanting to be in control, and always trying to have the last word can get the best of you. He couldn't accept that a Telemarketer actually hung up on him.
Yhh I think everyone understood the circumstances!
Oohhh...thanks for explaining a comedy sketch for us...Have a beer Karen!!!!
Thanks for your thoughtful insight!
Yeah because that's completely something that would happen in real life
The fact that I bet this would actually work though
+Kate H Damn it Kate what do you want now
+Kate H MAYBE?
+So Lets Go Let It Go.
Word play on your name and the vid;)
Get it?
+Kate H Only for people with obsessive compuls
“ wtf do you want ? “
“ I want the Vegas package “ ... “ sure you do “
Lmfaoooooo!!!!!!!
*uɐʇɐS lᴉɐH* 🗣😏😈☠.
Love that part 😆😆😆
Habababa what sure you do is the best ever
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
@@zepcrazyfre your so cooool wish I was like you..
That stress toy was the star of this skit.
Damn. His credit card is about to expire.
Nice bro
Yo perfect timing lmao
Expired
It is now lmao
Has expired
"WTF do you want, Kathy?" 🤣
that got me 2
"I want all the tide pods Zac. ALL of the tide pods!!!"
These call scripts are really good😄😄 and then gives that little smirk approval😂
It's Zac from ch.
These new call scripts are really great. Yeah, I know, right?
"I want the Vegas package"
.......
"Sure you do" (hangs up)
WHAAAAAAAAAAT 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
Best part😂😂😂
"come on man let it go"
Dan P “FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU I WANT FIVE VEGAS PACKAGES”
Isaac Ellis drums my daughter laughed at the “whaaaaat?!” Lol
I watched the video.
I work in a call center, and my manager just showed me this the other day and said this will be our new strategy moving forward. 🤣🤣
“Yeah no I mean..I hung up on you” gets me every time
As someone who worked in a call center this was so cathartic to watch. The stress toy is so accurate too.
Stress toy? I think that was just a PG-version of a weird looking dick... Didn't you see him jerkin it? He went to town!
@@blackAngel88it i want that toy
blackAngel thought I was the only one that noticed!
@@blackAngel88it do you know what you is called. I want to get it
@Monique Barr yeah i wish i could tell tell those assholes a piece of my mind
"WTF do you want" lol
FUCK cathy
😂😂😂😭😭
Lmfao fucking gawd dammit
😂
“Sure You Do”🤣🤣
I love how this is shot like a movie, one of the best skits I've seen them do
Every time I randomly revisit Key and Peele sketches, one minor thing I always realize is that Keegan is by far the best swearer I've ever heard. I didn't even know that was a skill until I heard him. He can swear with a level of fervor, panache, and exasperated enunciation that is unmatched.
Thats so true
My infant is sleeping on my chest. Never watch Key and Peele with an infant sleeping on your chest.
so you're in the chest club huh
You lol irl and you woke up the baby haha
Hopefully that's your infamt
n cnsnnts I mean he did say “My infant”
@@sweethartia right. 🤦🏾♂️
Instead of harassing them, you piss them off so much they demand to buy your product, HAHAHAHA.
Death is too kind.
Key’s final reaction at 3:05 gets me every time😂😂💀
The fact that he is using a landline is amazing
Older people still have a landline phone. There isn't anything amazing about that.
And 🌟 69
When Key shrieked I lost it.
Right!? 😂😂😂
It was like a damn monster. 😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂😭 same
Nichole u single?
"it"?
"Yeah, no... I mean, yeah, I hung up on you"
Toney Betton lmaoo
Lmao
Too real too funny!😂😂😂😂
@@everybodylovesaj221 lol
“Wh- uhh- Why would you do that? I mean, are you even.. are you even allowed to do that?”
Just received a call from Hilton Grand Vacations, they requested a few minutes of my time to tell me about their Las Vegas package. Literally bought it because of this video 😂
How much did it cost if you don’t mind me asking 👀
3:05: Key dying scream after being absorbed by The Thing.
Stress ball is called PANIC PETE. You're welcome
Edvard Sadovskij this skit plus spongebob made me want this.
Edvard Sadovskij You’re fuckin glorious my guy!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
just bought 5
Thank you 💯🎯
The most savage telemarketer ever
hes just following the script lol
Sounds like they've already got your money. Be careful out there. Do you get food at Wendy's a lot, by any chance?
After Jordan Belfort? Sure.
shut up
that's kind of the point of the video.. but good job pointing out the obvious
I just love how they build up every skit on such a low level and gradually elevating it slowly and bam! All hell breaks loose in the end... perfect!!!!😁😁😁
The Zac Oyama reveal at the end always gets me.
:Did we get disconnected?
: yea, no i mean yea i hung up on you.
ahahahahaahahahaahahaa gets me everytime
Knowledge Seeker what the fuck u want?
Yeah great exchange of dialogue there..roflmao
I wish telemarketers would hang up on me and leave me alone 😩
why dont you just dont pick up your phone
Some do sometimes which I appreciate!
@riptide 23 you're expecting a call from an unknown number? and why would they put on the do not call list?
@riptide 23 No, but they could always text me to let me know thats their number
ask them to put in the do not call list and stay online for ticket or report # you can take to court and sue them if they ever CALL you again. trust me once you tell that you want any more call first thing that they are going is try to talk you out if it.
Of all the K&P skits I've seen on youtube (and I think I've seen like 99.999% of them) this is definitely my favorite. The acting, the plot, the camera, the music building up... everything. 10/10.
Yeah... i AGREE... Pure Genius!
That blood curling scream at the end😂
I love that scream Keegan makes at 3:06
+Oppressive Randomness Pure "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." The scream and the face that Donald Sutherland makes in the last shot.
+Cassandra Chaya Khan that part freaked me out, it was just so inhuman, which I guess was the point
kittypie Yes, Donald Sutherland as a Pod Person will do that to you. Put "Scariest Movie Scenes - Invasion of Body Snatchers - Ending" into the youtube search bar and check it out.
+Neptune Neppy mew
+Cassandra Chaya Khan :o
"The fuck do you want, Kathy 😒" hahaha!! This whole thing was fucking epic
I love the Zac Oyama cameo at the end
that “sure you do” sent me to another dimension 😂😂👌🏽
sure you do! *hangs up * 😂😂😂😂 im dead!
fr
WHHHAAAAATTTTT?
that 90's phone though..
+Golden Manifitastion saddest comment ever.
NO SHIT; WHO THE FUCK STILL ATTEMPTS TO TELEMARKET IN 2015?!
+TERRELL TURNER You have NO idea how many there are. Consider yourself lucky.
+TERRELL TURNER Dude I had this lady call me & I had heard from them already before & I was like "oh it's you guys again... nope!" she proceeded to slam the phone a few times & hang up on my. I loled.
"C'Mon man, let it go" 🤣😂
This is in my top favorite sketches of theirs. "What the fuck do you want?" And "shure you do" is gold
He was chopping the celery so eloquently
*elegantly
@Mauricio Flores No, I'm right.
www.dictionary.com/browse/eloquent
@@eamon2please lets agree to disagree. you're both wrong. its just E
@@JuicerNation Let's not. "Eloquent" means "verbally graceful." Given that there's no way to chop celery in a verbally graceful manner, OP undoubtedly meant "elegantly."
You can't chop celery in an eloquent manner lol.
Their skits were so underrated. They will take the most basic and boring subject matter and make u sit on he edge of ur seat. Some even make a dark turn at the end and u wonder what happened. Pure comedic geniuses.
Ben Vasilinda Underrated? Not even close to it.
The hype man bit is a great example of what you said...give me one more *HYAAAH*
100% agree, only discovered them there recently not a big thing in Ireland anyway. Half of it goes beyond humour, the rest is just hilarious.
@KILLEM DAFOE I agree that it isn't underrated, but shit it ain't that deep.
@SMOL CHUNGUS
I just feel really sorry for people who can't understand the depth behind this type of humour. It's very sad.
What's even sadder is people who can't express themselves in their own language and need to resort to mindless generic internet speak that's lost all meaning. I just hope those people can seek help in the form of education very soon.
Godspeed.
“Sure you do” and hangs up kills me every single time 😂😂😂
This never stops being amazing no matter how many times I watch it.
The wired phone elevates this sketch to a whole new level
Yeah, that’s just a 90’s house phone, lol. Still a few floating around in the world
And they're almost always in the kitchen area lol...
i wanted to like your comment but its at 420 so i stopped
It’s the most coolest house phone of all time… :3
The way Peele says, "Come on, man. Let it go." Lol!
Kaiser Sözshye 😂😂😂😂
I know he sounds like a fucking total douchebag lmao
Lmao
Cracked me up😄
Lol!!
Fun fact from marketing: This actually works
Wait, do they seriously call you back?
@@spygun0442 they don't he is lying.
@@spygun0442 will you?
Lmao no it doesn’t
Fun fact: thats probably a lie
2:26 "Comooon man let it gooo...."
LOLOL!!!
In Soviet Russia, telemarketer hangs up on *YOU*
Telemarketer: You want Stalingrad package?
Person: Nyet.
Telemarketer: OK, I hang up.
They should be I prefer it rather than they trying convincing me about their products or services it's annoying and waste each other time.
@@nadatangung7124 But sometimes it really pissed me off. I hate that people hang up without a goodbye.
@@kfhe2368 well I may sound rude usually I am the one who hung up or sometimes when it gets too annoying I keep them on hold and start singing.
What a country!!
This one's underrated
It needs more views
boastfuls 9.2
Waaaay too underated! Lmao!
9.5 mil definitely underrated
That's what I think about my penis.
rdk750 I’m about to make this 1k likes your welcome 🙏🏽
Everybody: Key and Peele are awesome!
Absolutely No One At All: Wait, isnt that the one guy from College Humor?
I guess zac
So this was a crossover episode
ZAC OYAMA I KNOW
Ye zac oyama he’s pretty funny
I guess I’m Absolutely No One At All then
I've seen this skit so many times over the years but it still kills me everytime
The guy cooking was insubordinate and churlish
That Guy i bet he’s got that good d
Si papi
That Guy i understood that reference
I don't know why but i just subscribed to you. So don't freak out. Sorry.
You got that reference wrong, The telemarketer/Peele was the Nazi who got shot then called insubordinate and churlish.
i want the Vegas package....sure you do lmfao
I lovenyou
Lmfao funniest part
Kevin Goodson 😂😂
good job...you repeated a line in the video ALL of us has seen. Here's your internet trophy.
Officer Doofy - So you've never quoted something you like before? Your name and profile pic are from Scary Movie, but you're giving him shit over quoting a line he likes. You're a fucking self-righteous idiot.
I wish this was real, the part where he calls back and doesn't have to deal with the automated system or wait 3 hours for a representative.
The squeeze is very underrated! Very important for the sketch
".....Sure you do." That killed me!!!
This is a smart ass strategy to get more commission. I'll probably get fired for this
What an ironically appropriate reply.
MrAjama9 Could this be how to get everything in life!?!
MrAjama9 for realz😂😂
i worked as a telemarketer and i ised to do kind of the same strategy , but they cant call you back directly
Always love a random Zac Oyama out in the wild
“Come on man, let it go” 🤣👌🏻
never seen a key and peele sketch I didn't like.
Agreed
I hate the parts where they are in the car driving in the dessert.
+parasitez49 same, like what the fucks that even about
+Jesse G Substitute Teacher 2 and 4 were shit.
+parasitez49 those aren't skits
Theres something genius about this whole sketch.
You’re high
It's reversed roles. We always do it to them. And it's what they wish they could to us, minus the credit card info
The “mudafuka” part Key killed it!!! Body movements n all. One of their best realistic skits!!! 💯💯💯😂
"Sure, you do." *(click)* I'm dead, bro
I love how sleazy he sounds
Cosmic kitty lol
My man Zak getting those roles
"C'mon man let it goo!"😆
I was not expecting Zac Oyama
2:21 My reaction every time I go to watch a Key and Peele video and there's a 30 second advertisement.
I clicked your time stamp and an advert popped up! FML
+Aura lmfao
I died lol
Tyler John a 30 sec add that wont load
Somethings wrong wit their adds i watch every other add normal but their adds wont load
lmfao "idk what crawled up your ass and set up shop there!" haha XD
I love how this is a classic thriller/horror setup. Pure genius!
This had to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while😂 literally crying laughing
I’m an insurance agent and this made me laugh WAY too hard. I definitely have a new sales tactic now.
Did it work?
@@nunyabusiness3786 I'd like to know too.
@@nunyabusiness3786i think he got fired 😂😂
anyone else notice that the other telemarketer is Zack from college humor?
+Joe Bro no youre the only one who noticed
i noticed lol
Great detective work!
I only go to Costco for the samples lol sarcasm is funny
+Joe Bro i did
I was completely out of breath when he started to squeeze the squishy toy really fast.
This is the greatest skit, everything fits together perfectly
Kegan angry is the best
Chelsea Girl u so cute
NEWWW JERZEEE Thirsty ass nigga 😂
NEWWW JERZEEE bro this is RUclips not instagram
Ikr!!
2:17
LOL that pause and then just “sure you do”
that Shit had me rollin too
Rocco Paulmeno lmao
Hey prison mike what ya in for?
I love how they have the College Humor guys in on some of these sketches.
That final scream of outrage😂🤣🤣
Fun fact - They used a card # starting with 0 becuase no such numbers exist. Am. Express starts with 3, visas start with 4, mastercard with 5, discover with 6. ain't no card start with a 0.
I'm in sales and I concur
That's a very funny fact.
Razzy1312 damn never knew that
Thanks for saving me the time buddy
He played welll
Man, I WISH more telemarketers would hang up on me when I said I don't have time.
Madame Tigre Le Deuxieme RIGHT 😂😂
Hahaha hell yeah
Love these uncensored versions, keeping it real!
Can we just pause and admire Keagen’s cutting skills some nice chops.