Jim Cornette Reviews Marko Stunt & Jungle Boy vs. The Lucha Bros

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  • Опубликовано: 9 окт 2024
  • From Episode 304 of The Jim Cornette Experience!
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  • @calebhopkins6345
    @calebhopkins6345 9 месяцев назад +101

    “Jungle Boy is a future fucking star.” -Jim Cornette
    Holy shit a lot has changed in 4 years

    • @darrensummers5052
      @darrensummers5052 7 месяцев назад +12

      He must of heard that and convinced himself he was the biggest star in the company and got found out shortly after.

    • @Jhizzy04
      @Jhizzy04 4 месяца назад +1

      @@darrensummers5052 Lol he grew a beard and became the Scape Goat to really drive it home.

    • @FerretJohn
      @FerretJohn 2 месяца назад +1

      That's the thing though, in four years Nothing changed. Five years ago Jack Perry was a promising talent with a lot of potential, four years later and still the only thing we were seeing was Potential. Wrestling is a mobile business, always on the move, and if you're not moving forward you're falling behind, either shit or get off the shitter!

    • @thedespairsquid399
      @thedespairsquid399 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah alot has changed, was suprised hearing Jim like Jungle Jack, Luchasaurus and the Lucha Bros.
      One thing hasn't changed, every match still has to go 20 fucking minutes 😂

  • @vaughnhunkele188
    @vaughnhunkele188 5 лет назад +455

    This is one of Jim’s all time rants.

    • @CertifiedHuSTLer
      @CertifiedHuSTLer 5 лет назад +8

      Yessssssss

    • @Mr.Everything
      @Mr.Everything 5 лет назад +20

      You can replace Stunt’s name with Russo and this video still works.

    • @ridgeroadl3gend100
      @ridgeroadl3gend100 4 года назад +9

      Vaughn Hunkele Omm!!! As a black dude this is the closest thing I’ve seen to a young Charles Barkley rant.... Omg!!! 🔥🔥

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 2 года назад +2

      @@ridgeroadl3gend100 huh?

    • @davey3884
      @davey3884 Год назад

      Yes, I it was a rant, congratulations on being perception enough to recognize that. 🤦

  • @RationalGaze.BingChillin
    @RationalGaze.BingChillin 10 месяцев назад +7

    “Dwarf Dong sucker” is such an epic burial holy shit lmaooooo

  • @vmartin96
    @vmartin96 3 года назад +28

    0:36 "Marko F*****g Stunt .... Marko F*****g Stunt"
    One of the all time great quotes in pro wrestling in recent memory

  • @freiflug83
    @freiflug83 5 лет назад +90

    I rolled my eyes when Marko Stunt kicked out of The Penta Driver. That spot ruined the match for me. Instead Jungle Boy should've ran in and broke up the pin in that situation

    • @durden2480
      @durden2480 4 года назад +23

      That’s why wrestling blows, kicking out of finishers ruined the business.

    • @SpiralPoliFemboy
      @SpiralPoliFemboy 3 года назад +11

      The match should've gone like this:
      Jungle Boy valiantly takes on the Lucha Bros on his own, Marko eventually gets in the mix and gets destroyed in one or two moves and shows no offense, and flies out of the ring on to ringside and gets stretchered off, written off TV and kayfabe killed off when the ambulance he's in runs off the road. The man driving is revealed to be Jim Cornette who murdered Marko Stunt in cold blood.
      Jungle Boy fights but then loses since he can't beat both Lucha Bros.

    • @Charsi_Escobar
      @Charsi_Escobar 2 года назад +3

      @@SpiralPoliFemboy 💀💀💀

    • @Charsi_Escobar
      @Charsi_Escobar 2 года назад

      @@durden2480 lucha bros are the dumbasses for allowing this child to kick out of their finisher 🤣💯

    • @Copperstoned
      @Copperstoned 2 года назад +1

      @@SpiralPoliFemboy That’s such good shit, pal! 😂 *Chef’s kiss.*

  • @FreneticZetetic
    @FreneticZetetic 5 лет назад +204

    “Calling wrestling in his friend’s basement on VHS, which he’s one generation removed from”, lmao classic Cornette!

    • @Daskamania
      @Daskamania 5 лет назад +3

      Yet Jim probably has a bigger VHS collection in his own basement

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 5 лет назад +17

      @@Daskamania difference is he has wrestling history in his not backyard trash

  • @bmschneider30
    @bmschneider30 5 лет назад +100

    "Stacy walked in the room and said is that a midget and walked right out " 😂😂

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 6 месяцев назад +12

    Saying jungle Jack wagon is a future star shows how much things have changed. This week in particular

  • @joe_breezy97
    @joe_breezy97 5 лет назад +38

    The Chinese food delivery guy and Bruce lee had me dying Hahahaha

  • @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix
    @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix 5 лет назад +545

    I get the feeling that Jim didn't like this guy.

    • @maraviyoso8473
      @maraviyoso8473 5 лет назад +28

      Curiously, I get the same feeling

    • @julcan1987
      @julcan1987 5 лет назад +23

      I don't think Jim really likes anyone.

    • @joebrown8503
      @joebrown8503 5 лет назад +22

      It's hard to tell who he hates more Marko stunt Donald Trump Vince Russo Kenny Omega Joey Ryan the young bucks orange Cassidy or Joey janela 😂

    • @Bang-bangBart
      @Bang-bangBart 5 лет назад +5

      @@joebrown8503 what's funny is in that group he probably hates the young buckaroos the least

    • @joebrown8503
      @joebrown8503 5 лет назад +2

      @@Bang-bangBart your definitely right about that the others he has a burning hate for them 😂

  • @joshhardy2860
    @joshhardy2860 5 лет назад +354

    Marko Stunt makes Rey Mysterio look jacked and menacing in comparison.

    • @kevinjackson1275
      @kevinjackson1275 5 лет назад +55

      Josh Hardy Mark Stunts makes Kenny’s blow-up doll look menacing in comparison

    • @TheeKingRayzor
      @TheeKingRayzor 5 лет назад +37

      Rey Mysterio was also more jacked in WWE.

    • @ajscrewu
      @ajscrewu 5 лет назад +89

      Rey has muscles he’s just short. Marko is a skinny jobber that gillberg can beat the fuck out of

    • @marklock6421
      @marklock6421 5 лет назад +30

      My 7 yr old daughter (blue belt in BJJ) weighs about 50Lbs could slaughter this joke

    • @marklock6421
      @marklock6421 5 лет назад +6

      This was always my concern when AEW started signing people, wrestling is suspending disbelief, you could be a complete crackhead and not find this believable. Janela, can’t work (ladder spot from Mox match, Mox looked like he was going to fall asleep waiting for him to climb the ladder) Kiss (just a bad stereotypical gimmick, which if wwe did they would get roasted) and he’s not that great in the ring, Cutler, how can a man who trains with the Bucks at least not be a spot monkey also, he’s terrible in the ring, and OC ( won’t be as harsh) his gimmick is crap but unlike the others he can wrestle, problem is once his gimmick dies and his gimmick will get old quick, how do fans stay interested. It’s just bad, they would have been better off doing PPV and specials for a full year, keep building interest and when people like Scurl, Jay Lethal, and other actually talented peoples contracts come up sign them

  • @LaParka420
    @LaParka420 5 лет назад +53

    is Cornette the only man that hasn't completely lost his damn mind in the wrestling world? Seeing wrestlers defend this shit is insane.

  • @Insulindependantfati
    @Insulindependantfati 5 лет назад +55

    “Uncircumcised, Hatchet headed goof” 😂😂😂 I’m done!

    • @angelcorral8529
      @angelcorral8529 5 лет назад +4

      Don't forget twitch shit and flousy hair pale fishy white physique sunken chest and him saying what is this guy a midget hahahahaha

  • @theangryconstitutionalist583
    @theangryconstitutionalist583 5 лет назад +96

    It was Dave Meltzer making the comparison to Rey Mysterio. Can we STOP pretending he's anything more than a glorified fanboy?

    • @austin31697
      @austin31697 5 лет назад +9

      @@gfear24 dont leave JDfromNY206 out of this lol

    • @theangryconstitutionalist583
      @theangryconstitutionalist583 5 лет назад +1

      @Brandi lord "THIS" site? You mean RUclips, the most popular website on the planet earth that even my grandma uses? I also wasn't attacking fanboys, notice the word GLORIFIED right before. His opinion is no more valuable than any other random fan, that's the point. People treat his opinion like it means something, when his opinion is utter grabage the majority of the time.

    • @joebrown8503
      @joebrown8503 5 лет назад

      @@louis3141 thank you for speaking the truth and Conrad Thompson is his butt boy

    • @murrayroodbaard207
      @murrayroodbaard207 5 лет назад +2

      @@gfear24 He's nutting all over AEW because his poster boys Omega and the Bucks are there. He can't trash a promotion that his loverboys work for.

    • @marcespinoza6068
      @marcespinoza6068 5 лет назад +2

      @@gfear24 Exactly dude, Dave showed that he was a fanboy mark when he broke his 5 star rating system multiple times on the Omega v Okada matches.

  • @spidermarcel
    @spidermarcel 10 месяцев назад +8

    When corny still had positive things to say about Jungle Jobber lol,now he hates him almost as much as he hated the dwarf guy 😂

  • @adenbrown8465
    @adenbrown8465 5 лет назад +127

    Jim Cornette really needs to start speaking honestly, sometimes it seems like he's trying too hard not to hurt anyone's feelings. It can be hard to know what he actually thinks sometimes.

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah, he is a master of subtlety.

    • @Unawesomenessness
      @Unawesomenessness 5 лет назад +9

      Corny is such a fence sitter with his opinions. Wish he could just give a real opinion without the fear of someone thinking he’s a jerk.

    • @TheMuddFishh
      @TheMuddFishh 5 лет назад +1

      It must suck to be a public figure these days. Offend the wrong person once and your career (and for some reason your legacy) is destroyed beyond repair.

    • @xercespriest
      @xercespriest 5 лет назад +2

      After the Sonny Kiss thing he’s been treading lightly.

    • @weremaniac
      @weremaniac 5 лет назад

      dude you serious?

  • @planetschlock
    @planetschlock 5 лет назад +36

    AEW wasn't able to get any more big stars to jump ship from the WWE, so they settled for their Make-A-Wish kids and hired Marko Stunt.

  • @Josh-di3zo
    @Josh-di3zo 5 лет назад +191

    AEW: We want to be Sports like
    *Hires Marko Stunt*

    • @wackratos8072
      @wackratos8072 5 лет назад +19

      Midget fighting is a sport ahah

    • @metalheadwrestling5928
      @metalheadwrestling5928 5 лет назад +36

      *Also hires Sonny Kiss and our little dog Pockets*

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 5 лет назад +25

      @@metalheadwrestling5928 Don't forget Jelly guy and the dying guy with the staple gun.

    • @Vlad-qp8ce
      @Vlad-qp8ce 5 лет назад +21

      All Mighty I’m trying to think... have you ever seen a 90 pound kid fight a grown man in the UFC or Boxing or any sport in general? When’s the last time the elite guys have watched a real sport? AEW was a lot of smoke & mirrors & bs about the whole “sports like” tbh dude they had that Asian dude pour baby oil on himself to get out of a wrestling hold smh

    • @sheba021
      @sheba021 5 лет назад +3

      @@Vlad-qp8ce Have you ever seen an RKO in UFC or Boxing or any sport in general? How about a Shooting Star Press? Or a DDT maybe? Power Bomb? Choke Slam? Stunner? Rock Bottom? Vader Bomb? Bulldog? Hurricanrana? You get the idea.
      90% of wrestling moves are complete and utter nonsense viewed from the combat sports lenses. But a 90 pound kid getting a tiny bit of offense on an average sized guy? Nope, can't have that that's not sports!

  • @FerretJohn
    @FerretJohn 5 лет назад +102

    I'm sure Marko's a good guy and that he is a decent athlete in his own right, he can probably do tricks on a skateboard or dirt-bike that would impress Tony Hawk, and he's definitely got plenty of heart trying to go against the odds and live his dream, and usually I applaud that, even admire it, I genuinely do. But some dreams are just unrealistic. Hey, just like Jim here I too dreamed of being Ron Jeremy (1979 Ron Jeremy of course, when he was fit and good looking), but reality and genetics say that was never going to happen. I watched once when this kid with Downs Syndrome, with dreams of being a pro basketball player, Shaq brought him out on court, lifted the kid up on his shoulders and let him dunk a ball, the crowd cheered and it was a genuine feel-good moment. That didn't mean owners of the Orlando Magic were going to sign that kid up as a regular player. No matter how much heart Marko has, no matter how inspirational his efforts are, that doesn't change the fact that physically he makes Spike Dudley look like Bubba Ray (I'm 54 years old and these days my exercise comes more from Krispy Kreme and I could take this kid) and continuing to put him in matches just makes AEW look like Amateur Hour.

    • @timf7413
      @timf7413 4 года назад +7

      That's the thing though. To a lot of modern fans (and certainly the AEW fanbase) it's not necessarily supposed to resemble a legitimate sporting contest, but rather something like a fighting video game where characters of various sizes, genders etc. compete on equal terms. I'm not carsickness saying that's a good thing, but I think some people are missing the fact that the disconnect is on a conceptual level.

    • @maryheim-hancock8625
      @maryheim-hancock8625 Год назад +1

      Them he should have became the world's largest midget wrestler!

  • @rickdalton6272
    @rickdalton6272 5 лет назад +72

    Jim was totally right when he said Jungle boy should have went out there alone and tried to go against the Lucha Bros. It would've made him super sympathetic and if they would have had somebody run out to be his tag team partner and get the hot tag that would have been cool also. Let's just chalk it up to the bad match booking.
    I actually really like AEW but they have some work agead of them.

    • @davidcoombsbestmegadethalb9780
      @davidcoombsbestmegadethalb9780 Год назад

      is anyone ever satisfied jeeze everyone wants everything to be perfect all the time AEW is fine the way it is people stop complaining like children

    • @jamielambert1850
      @jamielambert1850 Год назад +2

      ​@@davidcoombsbestmegadethalb9780😂😂

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT Год назад

      ​@@davidcoombsbestmegadethalb9780 must've struck a cord with you.

  • @myfriendisaac
    @myfriendisaac 10 месяцев назад +7

    Spike Dudley was small but he was used appropriately, whether it was for a comedy bit or against another small wrestler 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

  • @CarloisBuriedAlive
    @CarloisBuriedAlive 5 лет назад +61

    If David Arquette became AEW World Champion, AEW fans would find a way to defend it

    • @cpwhite44
      @cpwhite44 5 лет назад +6

      Amazing and sadly accurate; this sounds like a natural program for Stunt actually.

    • @pizzahighfive2612
      @pizzahighfive2612 5 лет назад +2

      Dude, this needs to be made into a famous meme right now

    • @lcamp1977
      @lcamp1977 5 лет назад

      I think you just guaranteed a title reign for the shrimp

    • @CarloisBuriedAlive
      @CarloisBuriedAlive 5 лет назад +2

      Markis5150 who here is defending or discussing RAW? Why do people who get upset over criticism of AEW or their fans ALWAYS start rambling about WWE? Lol

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 4 года назад

      No one would defend it. Like how aew fans wouldn't defend them signing Roman reigns.

  • @MP-gf4iq
    @MP-gf4iq 5 месяцев назад +6

    Fours years later this rants still one of his most elite

  • @InsignificantNick
    @InsignificantNick 3 месяца назад +4

    Coming back to this since Marko Stunt is back in AEW lmao

  • @colelatshaw2317
    @colelatshaw2317 4 года назад +18

    I remember being at this show in Philadelphia. I was really excited for jungle boy and Luchasaurus va the lucha bro’s. When marko stunt was announced as the replacement I started booing and all the soy boy fans turned around and looked at me like I was an alien.

  • @maraviyoso8473
    @maraviyoso8473 5 лет назад +57

    Vince get bowel movements bigger than Marko Stunt. So they say.

    • @robinblake5054
      @robinblake5054 5 лет назад +14

      @Cactus 1052 'I've taken bigger shits than this midget! And with more talent! GodDAMN!'

  • @DjangoWarheart
    @DjangoWarheart 3 года назад +13

    Prince was 5'2 and by the time he was markos age he had more mass in each thigh, from dancing, than marko has in his body.

  • @artiehendrix1042
    @artiehendrix1042 5 лет назад +10

    Fuck!!! These Jim cornette rants are SUPER addictive!!! I love this shit!!! TELL EM WHY YOU MAD CORNY!!! Hahaha cheers

  • @OneBunnyOwsla
    @OneBunnyOwsla 9 месяцев назад +9

    Listening to this four years later is definitely a trip.

  • @scrappy93
    @scrappy93 Год назад +6

    Jungle Boy a future star sounds funny now.

  • @AgentKato303
    @AgentKato303 5 лет назад +8

    Corny's worst nightmare (CWN) - a faction that consists of Kenny Olivier, once Young Bucks, Dick Guy, Pockets, Butterface and Marko Stunt

    • @jamirimaj6880
      @jamirimaj6880 4 года назад +4

      and of course don't forget Russo as their writers hahahaha

    • @markrobinson9394
      @markrobinson9394 7 месяцев назад

      Gotta add Jon Moxley to the head of that list. Naturally, he goes out to the floor within 30 seconds of entering the ring.

  • @CarloisBuriedAlive
    @CarloisBuriedAlive 5 лет назад +28

    The sorry thing is, having Lucha Bros vs Jungle Boy in a handicap match would have done so much more for Jungle Boy and made Lucha Bros look even more menacing

    • @peterlee6374
      @peterlee6374 5 лет назад +3

      CarloisBuriedAlive if it was possible why didn’t they have luchasaurus come out and lucha bros attack him leaving it 2-1 THEN. stunt reluctantly steps up.... but jungle boy takes a beating and refuses to tag stunt in but then eventually does stunt does a few running moves in a hot tag sequence then gets hit takes some moves then gets pinned in a 6/7 minute match tops
      Makes lucha bros look like strong heels jungle boy looks the ultimate sympathetic heel by trying to win on his own and stunt gets in some moves but gets owned just like he should do
      But no they HAVE to make it the 10/15 minute “epic match” and make lucha bros look like shit taking bump after bump for stunt a tall midget

  • @kengoku1766
    @kengoku1766 5 лет назад +35

    Let AEW fan tell it, it was a 10 star match, best match they ever seen with them cheering for any and everything

    • @corkscrewfoley
      @corkscrewfoley 5 лет назад +1

      Not this AEW fan.

    • @SaunKrystian
      @SaunKrystian 5 лет назад +1

      ..uh uh. It looked really unsafe. ...even worse, Kids might try it at home and fkn kill each other.

    • @kengoku1766
      @kengoku1766 5 лет назад +2

      @@KingPossum they have like 5 stars, Kenny Omega wasn't as good as I thought, the lil Buck's are ok and Jericho is crazy Jericho but the rest of the bunch are just overated

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 5 лет назад

      it was ok, i was more invested in the tag match after.

  • @ekasm8000
    @ekasm8000 5 лет назад +107

    Jericho comparing him to Rey was a insult to Rey

    • @joebrown8503
      @joebrown8503 5 лет назад +15

      That's bs Jericho is out of his mind Rey Mysterio was a one of a kind elite athlete marko stunt is a midget with no talent spike Dudley nunzio tazz Dean malenko Tajiri super crazy were all short guys but they had talent and could work unlike that midget Marko stunt

    • @robinblake5054
      @robinblake5054 5 лет назад +19

      Because it's AEW. If Marko Stunt were doing this in another promotion, Jericho wouldn't be talking about it unless it was for his podcast. And I like Jericho!

    • @ekasm8000
      @ekasm8000 5 лет назад +8

      @@robinblake5054 Of course, Jericho is being the perfect company man, even better than Roman

    • @sheba021
      @sheba021 5 лет назад +10

      He was comparing them not in terms of their physique or their wrestling abilities, but in terms of how people reacted to the idea of them even being wrestlers. You people are being seriously stupid.

    • @wrestlingisdeadmoveonwithy8939
      @wrestlingisdeadmoveonwithy8939 5 лет назад +4

      Jericho is a dumb fat old has been of a boy

  • @jrich9017
    @jrich9017 5 лет назад +143

    I love when Jim takes calls. Priceless.

    • @EntropicDecayGaming
      @EntropicDecayGaming 5 лет назад +33

      Someone needs to make a compilation of Jim being interrupted by phone calls.

    • @316CactusJack
      @316CactusJack 5 лет назад +9

      @@EntropicDecayGaming I second this motion

  • @firebird7479
    @firebird7479 5 лет назад +44

    I don't know if "Stunt" refers to his style of wrestling or his lack of height.

    • @bretsgirl196
      @bretsgirl196 5 лет назад +7

      Either way...it is a great name for him.

    • @chwenhoou
      @chwenhoou 4 года назад +1

      Don't smoke at a young age, kids.

    • @firebird7479
      @firebird7479 4 года назад

      @Metropcs Metropcs you're a moron.

    • @EscapeArt15
      @EscapeArt15 2 года назад

      Should be called stunted.

    • @firebird7479
      @firebird7479 2 года назад

      You stayed up all night to come up with that one, didn't you?

  • @TheeKingRayzor
    @TheeKingRayzor 5 лет назад +63

    I hated this match, how the hell is someone supposed to believe that 99 pound like Marko Stunt can hang in a fight with 200 pound Pentagon Dark?! *WTF?!* 🤔😕😠

    • @FloppyCripple
      @FloppyCripple 5 лет назад +4

      Because it doesn't fucking matter if it's believable it's just fun to watch!

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 5 лет назад +17

      @@FloppyCripple OMG so much fun...

    • @CarloisBuriedAlive
      @CarloisBuriedAlive 5 лет назад +8

      Not to mention, Stunt took a ton of damage and then tagged out and 30 seconds later he was up and running around doing flips lol

    • @ajscrewu
      @ajscrewu 5 лет назад +9

      Especially with Lucha underground building up pentagon as a beast

    • @TheeKingRayzor
      @TheeKingRayzor 5 лет назад +9

      @@FloppyCrippleThat had nothing to do with fun, this is supposed to be a legit wrestling tag team tournament, and a 99 pound man can hang with possibly one of the best tag teams, Pentagon Dark is like 200 pounds. This is the problem, wrestling needs to creditable, when someone like Marko has fighting someone like Pentagon Dark, all creditability is lost, this is part of the reason no one takes wrestling seriously.

  • @jairusthevirusuk99
    @jairusthevirusuk99 5 лет назад +55

    People on Twitter defending Stunt and comparing him to Mysterio, Liger, and Spike Dudley are stupid
    It's an abomination and the comparisons are laughable

    • @justaddressmeasking6625
      @justaddressmeasking6625 5 лет назад +4

      They're duly bound to defend all things AEW does.... No matter how bad or good.

    • @xercespriest
      @xercespriest 5 лет назад +1

      And, that’s gonna kill AEW. They continue to okay this indie bullshit instead of being just as professional as WWE.

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 4 года назад

      Not really but stunt needs to be jacked.

  • @charles616
    @charles616 5 лет назад +38

    And Christopher Daniels has to do a stretcher job to put Marko Stunt over...

  • @maryheim-hancock8625
    @maryheim-hancock8625 2 года назад +4

    I'm 6 ft even 215. In 1984 was told not to waste money on wrestling school not big enough.. Had look( very very pretty man! Born and raised in valley of the prettys) very gifted vocally and told not big enough and look where it's gone. I'm bigger rolled up in a ball asleep them both bucks and now this! What the fuck!!!

  • @thworldisyours
    @thworldisyours 5 лет назад +54

    That drawing is awful.
    Marko should be way smaller😆

    • @mrhaag
      @mrhaag 5 лет назад

      I know, Marko is much smaller.

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 3 года назад +12

    Corny’s profanity is almost Shakespearean in its level of poetic grandeur

  • @johnh5424
    @johnh5424 3 года назад +7

    That's like comparing the guy who delivers my Chinese food to Bruce Lee😂😂😂

    • @fatalsniper3413
      @fatalsniper3413 2 года назад

      Funniest line I’ve heard from Jim in a while

  • @IcarusAtreides
    @IcarusAtreides 5 лет назад +9

    Jericho defended Marko, comparing him to Rey Mysterio, I couln't belive it, not from him, how can you compare a 2nd generation wrestler, trained by best of the best of AAA, to a boy that hasn't even trained properly????

  • @jeyDsixx18
    @jeyDsixx18 5 лет назад +9

    Cornette isn’t wrong when he says tony khans a mark and anyone with any sense can tell the bucks and Cody saw this and took full advantage of it

  • @HouseVinstor
    @HouseVinstor 5 лет назад +21

    Imagine back in 2012. Team hell no would add hornswoggle or el torito. People would shit on it. But now AEW marks loves stunt.

    • @joebrown8503
      @joebrown8503 5 лет назад +5

      Exactly thank you the awful stupid sh#t that aew does is a million times worse than WWE but the aew marks will never admit that

    • @thegorekeepers5266
      @thegorekeepers5266 5 лет назад

      Yeah because he can actually wrestle lol

    • @HouseVinstor
      @HouseVinstor 5 лет назад +2

      @@thegorekeepers5266 So does hornswoggle.

    • @HouseVinstor
      @HouseVinstor 5 лет назад +1

      @Brandi lord Yes and it was stupid and people hated it.

  • @DM-jm2cx
    @DM-jm2cx 4 года назад +2

    I LOVE IT WHEN HE SMACK'S THESE MARKS WITH THE TRUTH FUCK hahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @thekidfromiowa
    @thekidfromiowa 5 лет назад +58

    At least Rey Mysterio has some muscle on him even in the WCW days.

    • @thekidfromiowa
      @thekidfromiowa 5 лет назад +7

      #markostuntedgrowth

    • @mattfly1842
      @mattfly1842 5 лет назад

      @@gfear24 and Kevin Nash and Bam Bam and Scott Norton!

  • @DukeNukem2417
    @DukeNukem2417 5 лет назад +36

    I legitimately cheered when Penta pinned Marko Stunt. I couldn't stand that guy....freaking FLOSSING in the ring. ENGH.....

  • @jonathanhoward9533
    @jonathanhoward9533 5 лет назад +13

    I was sad to see Bubba Ray excusing this. He was indirectly saying Stunt reminded him of Spike Dudley (ya know, perpetual job guy whp constantly got killed on screen).
    Also, Jungle Boy isn't that big but looks like a monster in comparison to Stunt.

    • @spungoflex3285
      @spungoflex3285 5 лет назад +2

      Stunt is also a perpetual job guy who constantly gets killed on screen.

    • @jamirimaj6880
      @jamirimaj6880 3 года назад +1

      Spike is around 150lb, Stunted Mark is like 100 fuck

  • @lordpardus7348
    @lordpardus7348 5 лет назад +7

    The man is a pure genius. Listen to him. He gives away his wrestling wisdom for free. Listen and learn. Nobody else will teach you. And the Lucha brothers are businessmen. They will do anything, even come to my b-day party, if I pay them enough.

  • @roymartin500
    @roymartin500 4 года назад +7

    Marco Stunted Growth

  • @KingBudds
    @KingBudds 2 года назад +2

    LMAO LMAO LMAO..... The phone call in between the promo was badass.

  • @The1Remainder
    @The1Remainder 5 лет назад +8

    What cracks me up is Jim Ross tweeted something like you can’t measure the heart of Marko stunt in inches and pounds and he’s living his dream. Wtf. The guy was head of talent in wwe and would tell wwe hopefuls that they needed to work on their body. That was his job. And he passed on guys like Samoa joe.
    I’m glad Brian last calls Ross out for being a sell out.

    • @JaculaDudek
      @JaculaDudek 5 лет назад +1

      and Awesome fucking Kong

    • @skelington50
      @skelington50 5 лет назад

      JR pretty much lost creditability. Just ugh.

    • @CJM51392
      @CJM51392 5 лет назад +2

      I mean, he's gonna promote the company he works for on social media.
      Like, he should have left the desk on Raw when HHH was pretending to fuck a corpse, but he had a job to do.

  • @ahyashrawchaa1310
    @ahyashrawchaa1310 5 лет назад +18

    I understand completely, and I pretty much agree. However, we can't deny the facts on this one. They had 2 hrs, to come up with something. They gambled and for this week it worked for them. That was the highest rated segment of the entire night. I don't think they should do it again tho. Meanwhile ...can't deny that they're doing it their way. We'll see how it goes.

    • @ahyashrawchaa1310
      @ahyashrawchaa1310 5 лет назад

      @Austin Danger Powers Yeah Legit according to the Observer.

    • @LanceG007
      @LanceG007 5 лет назад +2

      Ahyash Rawchaa i states for the lucha bro’s pentagon is sick to me

    • @peterlee6374
      @peterlee6374 5 лет назад +5

      Ahyash Rawchaa according to meltzer..... so he made it up then

    • @kaigreen5641
      @kaigreen5641 5 лет назад +5

      They had 2 hours to book around the injury. Jim came up with 3 better ways off the top of his head in under 30 seconds.
      What exactly is your argument?

    • @ahyashrawchaa1310
      @ahyashrawchaa1310 5 лет назад

      @@peterlee6374 Lol ...I feel you. That's definitely a possibility, but I haven't heard anything to refute that either. I honestly watch both shows. At the present AEW is more interesting and less corny as fuck. WWE is some old hot garbage right now. It's just the plain truth. No one can deny they have all the advantages. Yet they shit on their fans constantly. It's been a downward spiral since that wack ass Capital Punishment PPV.

  • @angelinaramon
    @angelinaramon 5 лет назад +39

    Marko Stunt is like a delicate kitty with no muscle tone at all. You're afraid you're going to hurt him. At least other small wrestlers have some muscle.

    • @CleveTime
      @CleveTime 5 лет назад +1

      He needs some Bob Holly treatment!

    • @stinkypinkeee5085
      @stinkypinkeee5085 5 лет назад +1

      @Apharmd Battler No, he doesn't...good Lord you people are dumb...

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 5 лет назад

      @@CleveTime Bob is going to sandbag Marko's powerbomb lol

  • @joemacgillis8229
    @joemacgillis8229 5 лет назад +6

    People also forget that despite Rey Mysterio being a once in a generation talent, he was also booked to LOSE and work as the underdog in ALL of his matches. Now compare Rey's level of talent and the fact that he has almost 100lbs and 4 inches on Marko. Marko shouldn't even be able to get a forearm shiver in offensively.

  • @kevinkelly1529
    @kevinkelly1529 5 лет назад +41

    NWA on RUclips is looking better all the time!

    • @Mr.Majestic77
      @Mr.Majestic77 5 лет назад +3

      Kevin Kelly add MLW, ROH & Impact Wrestling.

  • @HarkerDirge
    @HarkerDirge 5 лет назад +7

    Lack of height is not Stunt's problem. If you act like a joke, you'll be nothing but a joke. He doesn't take himself seriously. Why should fans? Imagine if he hit the gym, filled out and carried himself like a pro athlete. We wouldn't be having this discussion.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад

      You're right. The ROH world champion is 5'5 but he's jacked and he can go with most.

  • @donmauro8123
    @donmauro8123 2 года назад +2

    7:26 “And it was a fucking embarrassment to the profession” sums it up wonderfully

  • @randallallgood8661
    @randallallgood8661 Год назад +3

    Listening to this 3 years later now Corny hates the dinosaur 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davethomasatemyhamster
    @davethomasatemyhamster 5 лет назад +172

    Felt sorry for poor Jim Ross having to try to explain how the hell the munchkin kicked out of a pin. So embarrassing.

    • @chwenhoou
      @chwenhoou 5 лет назад +21

      Think its too late for JR to jump ship to NWA Powerrr?

    • @Treg
      @Treg 5 лет назад +14

      JR already defended Stunt on Twitter :/ Like he's freakin Shawn Michaels.

    • @Dopesickgypsy
      @Dopesickgypsy 5 лет назад +9

      @@chwenhoou I was thinking the samething. NWA Powerr is definitely more his speed.

    • @justincortinas3167
      @justincortinas3167 5 лет назад +1

      Jim Ross is representing the best wrestling promotion since 1995

    • @wrestlingisdeadmoveonwithy8939
      @wrestlingisdeadmoveonwithy8939 5 лет назад +7

      Jr is just in it for the money

  • @DreamStepper
    @DreamStepper 5 лет назад +7

    It's not often I see a wrestler with a worse physique than me given a match.

  • @kevinjackson1275
    @kevinjackson1275 5 лет назад +45

    Chris Jericho actually put the kid over and compared him to Rey Mysterio! 🤮

    • @AnarchYAshAubrey
      @AnarchYAshAubrey 5 лет назад +3

      Cornette has forgot more about pro wrestling than Jerichos whole book of knowledge has today, can we get fucking real here people???

    • @kevinjackson1275
      @kevinjackson1275 5 лет назад +22

      Euroheat0022 when he compares Mark Stunts to Rey Mysterio he looks like a stupid jackass

    • @kyewilson7837
      @kyewilson7837 5 лет назад +6

      AnarchY Ash Aubrey please Cornett knows more about wrestling than you or I will ever know

    • @TheForeverRanger
      @TheForeverRanger 5 лет назад +2

      @@kevinjackson1275 He was saying how Rey was criticized for how small he was. Keep in mind that Rey came along in the US scene when most wrestlers in mainstream wrestling were 6 3 and 240+.

    • @thegoouch
      @thegoouch 5 лет назад

      Cactus 1052 Reread Aubreys statement! It's in agreement with what corny says

  • @mosaster9331
    @mosaster9331 5 лет назад +11

    What's scary is Marco is like half the size of Spike Dudley and I was always scared for spike

  • @Pt-fw3ij
    @Pt-fw3ij 4 года назад +7

    I want AEW to team Marco Stunt with Orange Cassidy.
    Just to hear Corny’s review.

  • @djzero5893
    @djzero5893 5 лет назад +22

    AEW has a serious case of Vince Russo mindset.

  • @crimsonXmaximum
    @crimsonXmaximum 5 лет назад +9

    Whether you agree with his opinions of guys or not, you can't deny that Jim Cornette is one of the best damn minds in the business. I absolutely love his idea for the Jungleboy handicap match. That would have been a great move.

  • @mikewiley7529
    @mikewiley7529 Год назад +3

    I've stole so much of this epic rant in my everyday life. From the "hatchet head" to the "fuck all yall". This is up there with any Corny rant in history

    • @murray871
      @murray871 Год назад

      " ..and fuck you if you like it. That's what I've got to say."

  • @Laid2Sleep
    @Laid2Sleep 2 года назад +3

    7:33-7:36 I died laughing. Lol

  • @jpirrung1
    @jpirrung1 5 лет назад +8

    I love that Jim has a cordless home phone

  • @jeffunknown9927
    @jeffunknown9927 5 лет назад +5

    Never before have I heard of someone despising a wrestler as much as Jim despises Marko Stunt lmao

  • @jwconglomerate332
    @jwconglomerate332 2 месяца назад +1

    It's so odd in 2024 hearing Jim call Jungle Boy a future star. But it is also concrete evidence that Jim doesn't hate on AEW or its talent until they squander their potential or get mired in garbage angles or present garbage en masse.

  • @NesDogg
    @NesDogg 5 лет назад +18

    Wait till that one wrestler with NO LEGS makes his debut.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 лет назад +2

      Who? Dynamite Kid?

    • @NesDogg
      @NesDogg 5 лет назад +9

      @Fuzzy Dunlop - don’t know the name but in the AEW Buy-In casino royale, there’s this one participant that had NO LEGS! After he performed one flippy move, he was picked up & chucked over the top rope

    • @wackratos8072
      @wackratos8072 5 лет назад +3

      @@NesDogg Dustin Thomas

    • @hpw19c
      @hpw19c 5 лет назад +1

      that guy is actually kinda entertaining and obviously has some muscle

  • @bmtguitar28
    @bmtguitar28 5 лет назад +14

    No doubt Vince is laughing his ass off while he’s counting his billions.. I love AEW but damn..

  • @Azav312
    @Azav312 5 лет назад +18

    It literally sickens me to watch the lucha bros put over certain moves from guys who wouldn't intimidate a sophomore.

    • @joebrown8503
      @joebrown8503 5 лет назад

      Watching that crap made me sad and embarrassed to be a wrestling fan

  • @caseyj8313
    @caseyj8313 4 года назад +5

    Even before Rey was on the juice I'm still putting my money on him

  • @jackodell8497
    @jackodell8497 5 лет назад +17

    AEW promised us they would treat wrestling as a serious sport. It's just WWE-lite now.

    • @JusCuz410
      @JusCuz410 5 лет назад +7

      It's PWG on steroids.

    • @arthurdaffos1490
      @arthurdaffos1490 5 лет назад +4

      @@JusCuz410 yeah, clown fiesta wrestling with big money

    • @charlierobles316
      @charlierobles316 5 лет назад +2

      It's getting stupid now

    • @ajscrewu
      @ajscrewu 5 лет назад +3

      They’re going to hire the invisible man pretty soon

    • @xercespriest
      @xercespriest 5 лет назад +3

      Soon they are going to do Street Fighter moves on blow up dolls.

  • @walmartian422
    @walmartian422 4 года назад +1

    This marko stunt shit is hilarious when i saw that piece of shit i could not stop laughing

  • @ACallForUprising
    @ACallForUprising 5 лет назад +25

    Marko Stunt should be on AEW Dark and stay away from TNT live tapings... How embarrassing.

    • @AgentKato303
      @AgentKato303 5 лет назад +4

      He should be doing more Jimmy Hart and less Rey Mysterio

    • @stinkypinkeee5085
      @stinkypinkeee5085 5 лет назад +1

      Marko Stunt + 492 Days = Household Name...

    • @justaddressmeasking6625
      @justaddressmeasking6625 5 лет назад +2

      Shouldn't be wrestling period..... No one should be selling his offense.

    • @stinkypinkeee5085
      @stinkypinkeee5085 5 лет назад

      @@justaddressmeasking6625 Enjoy WATCHING him do things YOU never will...#hater

    • @seigenigma7230
      @seigenigma7230 5 лет назад +1

      stinky pinkeee nah

  • @Henry_Croskery
    @Henry_Croskery 5 лет назад +8

    I quite often, but not always agree with Jim, but this time I agree 1000%!! The only way to save this should have been a squash with Runt taking the after 2mins. P.S. the only reason the young girl is champ is because of Kenny!! Shocking call.

  • @VenomHernandez
    @VenomHernandez 5 лет назад +3

    Marko Stunt Has Become A Punchline All Week LMAO

  • @Sweeptheleg83
    @Sweeptheleg83 5 лет назад +6

    Well if they want to make riho look big put her in the ring with stunt. She would tower above that metamidget.

  • @AListProductions
    @AListProductions 5 лет назад +4

    My biggest issue when people defend stunt they always say “Rey was small” “spike was small” etc... can marko stunt pull off insane flips? Lucha moves? Bump and sell crazy? Nope. He can floss

    • @liamwashington6841
      @liamwashington6841 5 лет назад +3

      My problem with the guy is he isn't built at all. He's been in the business for some time now and he doesn't look anywhere near as good as Rey. Next to these other wrestlers his limbs look like they'll snap on impact.

    • @lycanthropusrex
      @lycanthropusrex 5 лет назад +1

      Dude, he did a 450 in the match. 😆

    • @AListProductions
      @AListProductions 5 лет назад +1

      @@lycanthropusrex Not a good one. Looked like dog shit

    • @RealTakerslady
      @RealTakerslady 5 лет назад

      Marko can do all of that, where have you been dude?

  • @TheNutellarulz
    @TheNutellarulz 5 лет назад +4

    I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Everywhere I've seen online loved this match. How in the fuck could you watch an elite tag team sell for two children and say it was a good match?

  • @markabboud8564
    @markabboud8564 5 лет назад +5

    So sad that Lucha Bros had to wrestle a Oompa Loompa

  • @maryheim-hancock8625
    @maryheim-hancock8625 Год назад +2

    Marco fucking Stunt. Marco fucking Stunt!

    • @ASCUMBAGWh0re
      @ASCUMBAGWh0re Год назад +1

      Haha i came back to comment that word for word. But i see others got it taken care of 👍🏼💯

  • @perezident7631
    @perezident7631 5 лет назад +10

    Jungle Boy should have had 2 options. Forfeit the match or take on the Lucha Bros. 2 on 1. Think that could have gotten him really over. I agree with Jim on that one.

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 5 лет назад

      i think even if his tag partner was there they were gonna lose.

    • @sheba021
      @sheba021 5 лет назад

      "take on the Lucha Bros. 2 on 1."
      Why him and not Kazarian too then?

  • @treviaunmidgett5077
    @treviaunmidgett5077 3 месяца назад +2

    Jungle Boy is a future star ⭐️ LOL

  • @maddognogood8346
    @maddognogood8346 5 лет назад +11

    What Jim doesn't understand is AEW fans the Meltzers and Solomonsters of the world think anything AEW is great regardless of what it is.

    • @xercespriest
      @xercespriest 5 лет назад +2

      That’s the flaw of AEW. The fans continue to eat the shit they shovel into their mouths and never question anything. Yet, THIS is supposed to beat WWE.

  • @fearlessskrull8286
    @fearlessskrull8286 5 лет назад +2

    I thought Micro Stunt was just a mascot for the Jurassic House Party. I wonder which AEW wrestler will actually allow himself to get pinned by that runt on live TV? It's career suicide.

    • @ajscrewu
      @ajscrewu 5 лет назад +1

      Sonny kiss probably he wants to get pinned by every guy in the show

  • @richardmontgomery1749
    @richardmontgomery1749 5 лет назад +20

    I just wanna see this guy get ragdolled for the whole match by someone like Lesnar or Cage

  • @ASCUMBAGWh0re
    @ASCUMBAGWh0re 2 года назад +4

    Who's here because they hate marko stunt

  • @hando88c
    @hando88c 5 лет назад +8

    I think Marco, would be better used as a cowardly manager mouthpiece type than a wrestler

    • @patale1640
      @patale1640 5 лет назад +4

      hando88c you can say that about 90% of the AEW roster:)

    • @wolfcola3401
      @wolfcola3401 5 лет назад

      Like cornette was lol

    • @ajscrewu
      @ajscrewu 5 лет назад

      @Pat Ale too bad most of the roster can’t even cut a decent promo

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 6 месяцев назад

    Jim opening it with “the biggest thing everyone wanted us to get to….fucking tag team tournament match” you knew it was gonna be a banger rant lmao

  • @michaelwhite4608
    @michaelwhite4608 5 лет назад +25

    Thank you Jim I thought I was going mad

  • @KingGeorgieIII
    @KingGeorgieIII 2 года назад +1

    Tony Khan DOESN'T own the company Shad Khan does Tony only runs the promotion because his dad is too busy tryna fix the Jacksonville Jaguars

  • @JamesWilsonCurrier
    @JamesWilsonCurrier 5 лет назад +5

    Aew has got to make a juniors division for these guys. You don't see a fly weight going up against a heavyweight in UFC. It all goes back to Young bucks hiring friends and then promising them they can be world champion.

  • @MrSircharles05
    @MrSircharles05 2 года назад +2

    Damn, I haven't heard Jim go this hard on someone since Vince Russo! Marko Stunt really pisses Jim off!

  • @Henry_Croskery
    @Henry_Croskery 5 лет назад +15

    Final comment on it.. I'd not hate as much on the kid as I would the people who let him do this! As much as I dislike this, its not his fault he's probably living his dream, its the Bucks, and Tony Kahn's!

    • @HouseVinstor
      @HouseVinstor 5 лет назад +1

      downallstar1 bucks probably wants competitor that is smaller than them

    • @jakesanders269
      @jakesanders269 5 лет назад

      @Apharmd Battler Good thing wrestling is a work or you might be right 🙄

    • @murrayroodbaard207
      @murrayroodbaard207 5 лет назад

      @@jakesanders269 Because nobody ever gets seriously hurt in the ring.

    • @jakesanders269
      @jakesanders269 5 лет назад

      @@murrayroodbaard207 Dude you can be 6'9 300 lbs and get hurt in the ring what is your point? If the guys in the ring can't work with someone the size of Stunt then they shouldn't be in the business. He's not the first guy that size to work in the ring and he won't be the last.