Existential Troopers - The Mandalorian

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  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 4 года назад +4468

    I love how in this version, the droid doesn't say anything. He's the physical embodiment of the simulation dispassionately beating up the only guys aware of its existence xD

  • @aramis9331
    @aramis9331 4 года назад +5612

    Imagine how wild it would be if this was the actual scene right in the middle of the finale

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 4 года назад +409

      Something like that could only work in a Deadpool movie, where the 4th wall is established as broken.

    • @QueerChangling
      @QueerChangling 4 года назад +216

      Imagine if it took place on one of two bases in a box canyon

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz 4 года назад +75

      Yeah, it's a pity they had to cut it down for RUclips.

    • @abominationaj1
      @abominationaj1 4 года назад +152

      Lol the original scene was pretty "4th wall breaking", enough that I was shocked that it was real.

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll 4 года назад +93

      If you would change it so that they realise the force is behind all of this and not the 'simulation' then it could actually work.

  • @AndrewTonon
    @AndrewTonon 4 года назад +262

    "Hey"
    "Yeah?"
    "You ever wonder why we're here?"
    - Red vs Blue

    • @marcelkuchta4075
      @marcelkuchta4075 3 года назад +7

      Yeah it made me remember it too 😆

    • @katerynaiontseva3254
      @katerynaiontseva3254 3 года назад +8

      It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

    • @kirkoscircus
      @kirkoscircus 3 года назад +9

      @@katerynaiontseva3254 no! I mean why are we here? In this canyon!

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 2 года назад +2

      "No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch."

  • @darthkek1953
    @darthkek1953 4 года назад +2510

    "He wasn't even in cover, he just squinted his eyes."

    • @liar2k5
      @liar2k5 4 года назад +6

      what is ur pfp

    • @hansgroth5
      @hansgroth5 4 года назад +11

      @@liar2k5 you don’t know who Darth Maul is?

    • @hansgroth5
      @hansgroth5 4 года назад +6

      Also that is a completely false representation of what happened in ROTJ.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 4 года назад +10

      @@hansgroth5 it's the Maul design but in Pepe colours

    • @liar2k5
      @liar2k5 4 года назад +4

      @@hansgroth5 yes but why is he green 😂

  • @bradymcelroy1627
    @bradymcelroy1627 4 года назад +2523

    "Let's ditch this baby and go ice fishing!"
    Words to live by.

    • @RichardLeslieWhereat
      @RichardLeslieWhereat 4 года назад +36

      That's where dad went?

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 4 года назад +6

      Let's blast it, I punched it earlier

    • @dr.mccluckins2024
      @dr.mccluckins2024 4 года назад +1

      I keep telling my wife that... (jk i dont have a wife im too young)

    • @TurricanNP
      @TurricanNP 4 года назад +3

      "Morning! Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hua hah!"

    • @TurricanNP
      @TurricanNP 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Vyw6n1EKlww/видео.html

  • @jmchez
    @jmchez 4 года назад +538

    "Our role in this simulation is to lose. To lose so badly that it's starting not to make sense"
    Truer words were never spoken!

  • @VoiceUnder
    @VoiceUnder 4 года назад +3137

    Vader: "It is your destiny!"
    Luke: "So, you're a fatalist."
    Vader:

    • @kastreya2name868
      @kastreya2name868 4 года назад +61

      vader: (breaths......)

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 4 года назад +49

      Well, all people who believe in the will of the force are fatalists

    • @aidanazr
      @aidanazr 4 года назад +32

      @@christopherstein2024 But the Force is benevolent (kinda). So that makes them fundamental optimists.

    • @squirrelknight9768
      @squirrelknight9768 4 года назад +15

      Vader: yeaaahhhhhhh boooiiiiiii

    • @Dunge0n
      @Dunge0n 4 года назад +3

      A tragedist, really.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 4 года назад +6272

    Those two remind me of the old Red Vs Blue days where Griff and Simmons just had those talks about life in general.

    • @a.k47-74
      @a.k47-74 4 года назад +107

      Yes!

    • @Doomsword0
      @Doomsword0 4 года назад +312

      I was just about to comment this! The old "You ever wonder why we're here?"

    • @Badmunky64
      @Badmunky64 4 года назад +264

      A shame that the company is a shell of its former self. RIP Caboose.

    • @harroldyoungling1481
      @harroldyoungling1481 4 года назад +13

      kind of reminds me of this ruclips.net/video/eneSciPs_LE/видео.html

    • @elchipotle623
      @elchipotle623 4 года назад +60

      Also remind me of Henchmen 21 and 24 from Venture Bros for some reason..

  • @thomasrandolph4581
    @thomasrandolph4581 2 года назад +150

    As a veteran, this is totally the kind of conversation you have when guarding fuck all, in the middle of nowhere 😂

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Год назад +8

      At least you weren't scripted to lose over and over again untill it gets completely absurd.

    • @RayRay-uw6ms
      @RayRay-uw6ms Год назад +1

      @@LisaAnn777 the us army has been losing over and over lol, wut r u even talking about

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Год назад +4

      @@RayRay-uw6ms ok kid. Every single confrontation they get into it ends in complete destruction for the enemy, but whatever you say.

    • @RayRay-uw6ms
      @RayRay-uw6ms Год назад

      @@LisaAnn777 lol, let's look at some historical facts shall we:
      lost to china/korea in korean war lol
      lost to vietnam in vietnam war lol
      lost to iraq in illegal invasion of iraq with lies about WMD lol
      lost to afghanistan in invasion of afghanistan lol
      lost to somalia LOLOLOL, no oil for u sir
      lost to Yemen ROFL, no oil for u sir
      lost to Libya trolololol, no oil for u sir
      i know ur proud to be a vet, so feel free to mentally block all these facts

    • @OhShitSeriously
      @OhShitSeriously Год назад +2

      @@LisaAnn777 Yeah, just like in Vietnam.

  • @thunderspleen
    @thunderspleen 4 года назад +3096

    I'd watch a whole big budget series based on these guys.

    • @TuJiVanOers
      @TuJiVanOers 4 года назад +73

      Same bro. Same... But Disney....

    • @koreboredom4302
      @koreboredom4302 3 года назад +51

      WandaVision, but it's with these troopers.
      "TrooperTrooper"

    • @someonewithaphone3108
      @someonewithaphone3108 3 года назад +22

      I really want this now

    • @meh2521
      @meh2521 3 года назад +28

      Of coarse, that's exactly what the simulation would want

    • @jackmyers8687
      @jackmyers8687 3 года назад +2

      @@grimsdottir2467 I disagree.

  • @all1nerd377
    @all1nerd377 4 года назад +1791

    I desperately want a show about Stormtroopers have existential crises and living their day to day lives.

    • @authenticintelligence2882
      @authenticintelligence2882 4 года назад +34

      Look up I.M.P.S

    • @all1nerd377
      @all1nerd377 4 года назад +5

      @@authenticintelligence2882 Will do

    • @jessecarozza8134
      @jessecarozza8134 4 года назад +35

      "Why can I shoot the no-name minion Rebels but anyone on a wanted poster I can't get within a kilometer!"

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 года назад +4

      Like _Robot Chicken?_

    • @Texas240
      @Texas240 4 года назад +9

      You can also try the original Troops from 1997,
      ruclips.net/video/jlp9DHKDg6c/видео.html
      Or ruclips.net/video/rvoJXBqLILM/видео.html

  • @pcbangbros8350
    @pcbangbros8350 2 года назад +412

    These two could carry an entire 8 seasons sitting on those bikes alone. This gives some major Red Vs Blue vibes somehow.

  • @jackdonith
    @jackdonith 4 года назад +1790

    "Go to hell, Simulation!"
    *gets pounded on his bike repeatedly*

    • @xEpicElitex
      @xEpicElitex 4 года назад +34

      Absolutely killed me, I was in tears

    • @allmightygir4865
      @allmightygir4865 4 года назад +8

      @@xEpicElitex poor guy

    • @jaygopinath1694
      @jaygopinath1694 4 года назад +3

      @@allmightygir4865 lmao this rely put me on the side of the troopers rip

  • @noexitnoproblem6037
    @noexitnoproblem6037 4 года назад +414

    "We rank so low in the simulation, we don't even get names.." LOL

    • @Inkling777
      @Inkling777 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, that's a bit like a Twilight Zone episode where the fact that someone is merely dreaming up events is exposed by the fact that books have no words in them. Whatever was creating the dream didn't have the resources to fill them with content.

  • @SnipeMD
    @SnipeMD 3 года назад +546

    This is criminally underrated. A genuine masterpiece of dialogue and humor.

  • @Grim-c8n
    @Grim-c8n 4 года назад +664

    I never thought there would be a time when I'd want to see two stormtroopers go ice fishing with force powers but here we are

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 года назад +21

      Next season on Dinsey+: "Hoth Overland Ice Fishing Speeders"

    • @mrwensveen
      @mrwensveen 4 года назад +3

      Let's fish some ice!!!

    • @o00nemesis00o
      @o00nemesis00o 4 года назад +2

      "It's not magic, it's bending I mean it's the Force!"

    • @biteme4573
      @biteme4573 4 года назад +1

      Yah i actually felt bad when they died...wow

    • @MonsieurSansHonte
      @MonsieurSansHonte 4 года назад +2

      It’s that kinda year...

  • @agauss2714
    @agauss2714 4 года назад +692

    I want a comic series where the two existentialist scout troopers manipulate reality through philosophy so hard that they become all-powerful.

    • @xalener
      @xalener 4 года назад +6

      @@uuamenator what a fucking good comic god damn it

    • @pop131991
      @pop131991 4 года назад +14

      I want one where they somehow get force powers and foresight lol would be awesome to see them trying to subvert the simulation acquiring new talents and powers

    • @Dunge0n
      @Dunge0n 4 года назад +6

      Just powerful enough to survive and make some credits. The Darth Vectivus route.

    • @vasostach666
      @vasostach666 4 года назад +9

      "Two rogue philosophic scout troopers" - a Star Wars story

    • @13arabba51
      @13arabba51 3 года назад +6

      It's called Tag and Bink Are Dead

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 4 года назад +384

    "Let's deliver on the promise of a cool Renegade Stormtrooper story."
    It's a great line, but it hurts. RIP Finn's Arc.

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 3 года назад +26

      Finn being called a "cool renegade stormtrooper" is as stupid as calling Rey a Jedi.

    • @jacquelyynorgana77
      @jacquelyynorgana77 2 года назад +19

      Finn deserved better.

    • @yellowfellow7246
      @yellowfellow7246 2 года назад +5

      Wait, are you saying Finn had a character act?

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 2 года назад +17

      @@darrenbutler9819 He was a cool renegade stormtrooper - that story had so much potential, but it just kind of went nowhere, sadly.

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 2 года назад +14

      Seriously fucked that it isn't more common discussion how he went from most interesting origin setup to being Jar Jar Binks stand in for 2 movies. They wasted that character setup in epic fashion.

  • @fourfours9928
    @fourfours9928 4 года назад +908

    im so glad this had a happy ending

    • @Ladylubber
      @Ladylubber 4 года назад +82

      same i really didn't want them to just die

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 4 года назад +71

      I'm genuinely happy that they get to go ice fishing.

    • @maxumus1019
      @maxumus1019 4 года назад +68

      the simulation was appeased when they mentioned a renegade stormtrooper story and said: "I can milk the both of you"

    • @namedrop721
      @namedrop721 4 года назад +9

      @@maxumus1019 yessss

    • @ezj8262
      @ezj8262 4 года назад +10

      Though if it is a program, then there must be a programmer.... an intelligent designer...someone who cares about Righteousness. Chaos does not create order, but something orderly.

  • @stefanfilipovits21
    @stefanfilipovits21 4 года назад +663

    “Im sorry I punched you little guy! I was a totally different person back then.”
    😅😂🤣💀

  • @Mika-435
    @Mika-435 4 года назад +205

    "Remember, we're self-aware now. We just have to subvert any expectations the simulation has about us and we'll be okay."
    *Ryan Johnson has entered the chat*

  • @Jaden_The_Celestial
    @Jaden_The_Celestial 4 года назад +1494

    “So where does this droid fit in your simulation?”
    “Idk.... maybe shoot it and find out.”
    **shoots and misses**
    “Awww shit....”

  • @yondertf2
    @yondertf2 4 года назад +1843

    Man, I gotta say I'm extremely impressed with the lipsyncing in this one!

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 4 года назад +5

      😂😉

    • @wolfiewoo3371
      @wolfiewoo3371 4 года назад +42

      @@generalgrievous2165 You ruined the joke 🤦‍♀️

    • @wolfiewoo3371
      @wolfiewoo3371 4 года назад +18

      @@generalgrievous2165 Maybe I will (;_;)

    • @karlmarx8719
      @karlmarx8719 4 года назад

      You know the rules and so do I

    • @victoriaalbastra6325
      @victoriaalbastra6325 3 года назад +11

      @@generalgrievous2165 yeah you should change your name into General Obvious

  • @lewisanderton8062
    @lewisanderton8062 3 года назад +144

    This is genuinely great dialogue. It's a well paced and surprisingly gripping scene. These guys don't get the credit they deserve for it, but they're actually genius writers.

  • @TheRogueJedii
    @TheRogueJedii 4 года назад +1992

    "Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story."
    Shots fired at the Disney Trilogy, that alone earned my thumbs up.
    Honestly, this is amazing though.

    • @Grzesuav94
      @Grzesuav94 4 года назад +56

      I'd watch a story of these two, 100%!

    • @alanpena8643
      @alanpena8643 4 года назад +36

      They meet with Gary the Stormtrooper

    • @mr.lemons9880
      @mr.lemons9880 4 года назад +3

      @@alanpena8643 college humor

    • @repulser93
      @repulser93 4 года назад +2

      I mean, given how IX was supposed to go if everything hadn’t gone wholly wrong.

    • @peterzimmerman1114
      @peterzimmerman1114 3 года назад +1

      Disney kind of tried that with Finn...

  • @SkeleGem
    @SkeleGem 4 года назад +468

    Fictional characters becoming self aware of themselves being in a story is one of my favorite underrated tropes

    • @jaredragland4707
      @jaredragland4707 4 года назад +19

      Troopers R05-N Cranz and G1L-DN Stern ask the tough questions, and the only answers come from self-knowledge.

    • @AManWithaZ
      @AManWithaZ 4 года назад +2

      @@jaredragland4707 I see what you did there with those names, great comment.

    • @cankhovich1796
      @cankhovich1796 4 года назад +4

      "We're in the Matrix, it's all a game, a thought experiment." -Erin Valenti, Utah Tech CEO with no history of mental illness, found dead in backseat of own California rental car, days after going missing/calling her parents

    • @anotheronechompsthedust9618
      @anotheronechompsthedust9618 4 года назад +3

      @@cankhovich1796 i thought yours was a shitpost type of comment, but holy shit, it actually happened

    • @cankhovich1796
      @cankhovich1796 4 года назад +1

      @@anotheronechompsthedust9618 yeah, what actually happened to her?!?!

  • @BruceWayne-ne1ez
    @BruceWayne-ne1ez 4 года назад +95

    He left his kids just to go ice fishing
    Classic dad move.

    • @draximo9036
      @draximo9036 3 года назад +8

      to be fair it's more believable your dad didn't come back from interstellar ice fishing then it is to go get a pack of smokes

    • @RiceCubeTech
      @RiceCubeTech 3 года назад +6

      To be fair, his kids are a part of the simulation XD

    • @daguroswaldson257
      @daguroswaldson257 9 месяцев назад +1

      Actually, he became a Republic Pilot.

  • @LauraMarieAlix
    @LauraMarieAlix 4 года назад +1349

    "Let's just give the baby to Creepi---"

    • @darthcreepio
      @darthcreepio 4 года назад +28

      Lol I thought that's what he was about to say! I gotta watch that part again

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 4 года назад +41

      @@darthcreepio you're gonna be a father! :D it's baby time

    • @gavinabernethy7502
      @gavinabernethy7502 4 года назад +36

      AND FULFIL THE PROPHECY

    • @BradiKal61
      @BradiKal61 4 года назад +9

      not enough flesh

    • @heintz256
      @heintz256 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha yes

  • @tanman1061
    @tanman1061 4 года назад +1196

    “We lose so much and so badly, it’s starting to not make sense..”😂😂😂

    • @phantasosxgames8488
      @phantasosxgames8488 3 года назад +3

      @Maintenance Renegade I wouldn't say it's that low tier , it comes low tier if it had movie characters into it , because they need to systematically win , which is not the case when it comes to comic book , games or book characters.

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 3 года назад +1

      @@phantasosxgames8488 Uhm it does...

    • @lcfflc3887
      @lcfflc3887 3 года назад +5

      So low in the simulation they don't even get names 🤣😆LOL

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 3 года назад +3

      @@lcfflc3887 lol. Love the quote, but please kill the crying laughing emoticons.

    • @lcfflc3887
      @lcfflc3887 3 года назад

      @@jpkjnn6733 that's how I felt when I heard the quote on the video, it was funny.

  • @victoriv8v
    @victoriv8v 4 года назад +58

    it's basically 'Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead'

    • @LybertyZ
      @LybertyZ 4 года назад +1

      (best comment)

    • @jameretief8327
      @jameretief8327 3 года назад +2

      Victor Ivanchenko I was about to add something similar a week ago then saw your comment and deleted mine. I guess great minds think alike.

    • @georgeleorgebeorge2354
      @georgeleorgebeorge2354 3 года назад

      A man of culture.

  • @jmazuryk
    @jmazuryk 4 года назад +396

    TINCESS LEIA: "You stuck-up, rusty-looking nerf-herder!" CAN SOLO: "Who's rusty-looking?"

    • @deejay9730
      @deejay9730 4 года назад +9

      under appreciated joke

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 года назад +14

      OBI-WAN CANOBI facepalming in the corner.

    • @jmazuryk
      @jmazuryk 4 года назад +2

      @@onkelpappkov2666 Lolol

    • @mustachespud
      @mustachespud 18 часов назад

      @@onkelpappkov2666 Canikan

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 года назад +2246

    "Can Solo" LOL!!

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 года назад +17

      It’s pronounced Con

    • @WhostEist
      @WhostEist 4 года назад +3

      I'm the 1k liked and nobody'd asked

    • @mahmoodali2437
      @mahmoodali2437 4 года назад +6

      Can solo ? More like Can soda

    • @jaygopinath1694
      @jaygopinath1694 4 года назад +3

      @@mahmoodali2437 wait you can show me yoda?!

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito 4 года назад +4

      Can Solo is the secret sith lord that has been perpetrating all the key events of Star Wars since the Phantom Menace. Can Solo IS the Phantom Menace

  • @CC-8891
    @CC-8891 2 года назад +78

    I've literally had this conversation in Iraq in the mid 2000's. I was also a Scout. It really is all a simulation. Isn't it?

  • @ghaldurinanubios4290
    @ghaldurinanubios4290 4 года назад +813

    "He's beginning to believe."
    -Sorpheous Trooper

    • @CrayonMechant
      @CrayonMechant 4 года назад +13

      "I know karate."
      -Leo

    • @martina2659
      @martina2659 4 года назад +10

      ”Lets go ice-fishing”
      -Trinity

    • @lcfflc3887
      @lcfflc3887 3 года назад +1

      So low in the simulation they don't even get names 🤣😆LOL

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 3 года назад +1

      @@lcfflc3887 uhhh.. did you copy and paste this same comment into a bunch of replies? I just read this comment from you in another thread with exactly the same characters, inciting the stupid crying laughing emoticons.

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 3 года назад

      @@lcfflc3887 omg.. you did. How weird. Just posting the same exact comment over and over. Why? You think it's that gold?

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 4 года назад +732

    The Battle of Endor becomes so much more depressing when you think about the legions of troopers coping with PTSD and jumping at teddy bears for the rest of their lives.

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 4 года назад +10

      😂🤣😆

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 4 года назад +27

      🐻 "Get it away from meeeee!!!"

    • @yourcornercrackhead5584
      @yourcornercrackhead5584 4 года назад +59

      And no bodies to bury too since the Ewoks eat people

    • @acurlyjew
      @acurlyjew 2 года назад +39

      @@yourcornercrackhead5584
      I would pay good money for a Star Wars horror movie that follows a small squad of troopers on Endor.

    • @ramblinnernd5905
      @ramblinnernd5905 2 года назад

      To bad these troopers are treated like dirt, no, less than dirt with how ineffective Mando shows them to be. Hell if they don’t get shot they just die slower and much worse.

  • @wiseguychampia6647
    @wiseguychampia6647 4 года назад +49

    Even after hitting Baby Yoda, it's hard to watch these Stormtroopers get killed by the droid

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 3 года назад +6

      But they didn't die...
      At least not in this canon.

  • @lisamarieligreci-newton7804
    @lisamarieligreci-newton7804 4 года назад +584

    Also: "Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story!" - lol, I see what you did there ;)

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 4 года назад +515

    "...You ever wonder why we're here?"
    Also: "Why does this thing have six pedals if there are only four directions?"

    • @chadleyjohnsonson4865
      @chadleyjohnsonson4865 4 года назад +18

      Up down left right forward backward

    • @Swisconaaaaa
      @Swisconaaaaa 4 года назад +21

      It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

    • @Swisconaaaaa
      @Swisconaaaaa 4 года назад +9

      @@Jtzkb it's a reference to red vs blue

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 4 года назад

      It was exactly what my brother and I were joking about when we saw that scene, and we had to pause it to get that out of our system.
      ... but someone's cut that together with this scene too on RUclips.

  • @OTTOAUDIO
    @OTTOAUDIO 3 года назад +112

    This is one of the most hilariously detailed comedies.
    I lost it at “Yeah, I want to go ice fishing”
    I genuinely felt bad for them when they got wrecked by IG.

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 2 года назад +2

      I have never watched the original material. Is that robot supposed to be a good guy?

    • @OTTOAUDIO
      @OTTOAUDIO 2 года назад

      @@eugenetswong you must watch the show in order to get its true depth of humor

    • @OTTOAUDIO
      @OTTOAUDIO 2 года назад

      @@eugenetswong you really should see original to get the true depth of the humor, not needed necessarily I suppose

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 2 года назад +1

      @@OTTOAUDIO Watch this channel's show in order, you mean?

    • @sperzieb00n
      @sperzieb00n 2 года назад +2

      @@eugenetswong yes

  • @edenprison9212
    @edenprison9212 4 года назад +731

    The fact that I felt so engaged in a (over)looped scene where two faceless (and nameless) characters are simply talking just show how great you are guys !
    I mean, you're the one that made me laughed to death with two characters just "talking & walking" so...

    • @deltaone2837
      @deltaone2837 4 года назад +7

      Come on, they have names... You know my name !

    • @jamesrmore
      @jamesrmore 4 года назад +4

      I know I never thought I'd not be able to stop laughing out loud, I just thought to myself. Great esoteric stuff!

    • @shadowvessel
      @shadowvessel 4 года назад +2

      @@deltaone2837 Steve Ben Obi-Wan Larry Kenobi 😊

    • @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385
      @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 4 года назад +4

      This is straight up gave me RvB episode 1 flashbacks, and I am so here for it

    • @DrJohnAZoidberg
      @DrJohnAZoidberg 4 года назад

      I liked this to give you 666.

  • @theintunity
    @theintunity 4 года назад +281

    'EMPIRE FOR LIFEEEE'
    *2 min later*
    'Hell ye, lets ditch the system, lets go ice fishing!'

  • @lightcasterstudios9660
    @lightcasterstudios9660 4 года назад +59

    "Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story." Get costumes, hire two actors and sign me up! They don't even need to do anything important, no story, no real script, just two stormtroopers trying to not be stormtroopers! I'll subscribe for life!

  • @MrNighNight
    @MrNighNight 4 года назад +756

    They were so into the simulation, so controlled that they didn't even notice they were doing the same movements over and over again and sometimes even moved backwards while talking with each other.

    • @nica2411
      @nica2411 4 года назад +70

      The editing is actually top notch for what they had to work with!!! Haha

    • @saidmaz7876
      @saidmaz7876 4 года назад +5

      Lmao 😂 I noticed it too

    • @JustChadC
      @JustChadC 3 года назад +1

      HahHAHAH that’s clever!

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 3 года назад

      I didn't even notice until the third time I watched it just now.

    • @imperialsecuritybureau6037
      @imperialsecuritybureau6037 3 года назад +10

      Ah but that was the simulation breaking down as it became self-aware!

  • @droneographytv8848
    @droneographytv8848 4 года назад +318

    The scene was more entertaining then all 3 recent movies.

    • @contato424
      @contato424 4 года назад

      haha

    • @contato424
      @contato424 4 года назад +1

      agreed

    • @FreemanicParacusia
      @FreemanicParacusia 4 года назад +2

      Rogue One was good

    • @contato424
      @contato424 4 года назад +5

      @@FreemanicParacusia I think he's referring to the main sequel series. I really like Rogue one and Solo

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 года назад +1

      @@FreemanicParacusia Rogue One was the worst one

  • @toothgrinder2760
    @toothgrinder2760 Год назад +4

    Trooper #1: “…and among other things, we’re known for our accuracy.”
    Trooper #2: “HeII yeah we are! _Empire 4Lyyyyfe!!!”_

  • @Bjionin
    @Bjionin 4 года назад +417

    This is the original un-doctored audio before the directors of the simulation replaced it.

    • @cankhovich1796
      @cankhovich1796 4 года назад +5

      "We're in the Matrix, it's all a game, a thought experiment." -Erin Valenti, Utah Tech CEO with no history of mental illness, found dead in backseat of own California rental car, days after going missing/calling her parents

    • @Bjionin
      @Bjionin 4 года назад +5

      *@@cankhovich1796* You aren’t suppose to be aware of that incident, _Mr.Andersen_

    • @cankhovich1796
      @cankhovich1796 4 года назад

      @@Bjionin #HackTheHologram #EscapeTheMatrix

    • @monkeysk8er33
      @monkeysk8er33 3 года назад +2

      Directors, no. Kathleen Kennedy, yes.

    • @DarkLightProjector
      @DarkLightProjector 3 года назад +1

      @@cankhovich1796 would people even believe we’re in a simulation without the predictive programming projected by media? Probably not. So we can therefore say that people’s belief in reality is influenced, simply put, by fiction.

  • @nanomage
    @nanomage 4 года назад +249

    Ok, thats the second time I've felt sorry for scout troopers.

    • @loganthescouttrooper
      @loganthescouttrooper 4 года назад +11

      thank you

    • @atlev
      @atlev 4 года назад +6

      whats the first?

    • @o00nemesis00o
      @o00nemesis00o 4 года назад +8

      Liam Kieser ewok tripwires

    • @Gin132456
      @Gin132456 4 года назад +13

      After delving into the fact that troopers aren't clones with their own actual families it hits a little bit harder now

    • @yourcornercrackhead5584
      @yourcornercrackhead5584 4 года назад +1

      @@Gin132456 actually it would be worst being bred to literally die for the republican, with no real identity to call your own since you’re a clone of a dead man(dead dad too) like the other millions of clones in the republic .

  • @kaganmattson3319
    @kaganmattson3319 2 года назад +4

    'That's not an off day, it's a complete disregahd for the laws of probability.'
    Wheels within wheels...

  • @woozertoo
    @woozertoo 4 года назад +597

    Can Solo: the next evolution of Han Singular, of the Friendzone.

    • @richardharrison4762
      @richardharrison4762 4 года назад +3

      It's just a two hour long video of the can with a voice over

    • @Luke117-r2x
      @Luke117-r2x 4 года назад +4

      @@richardharrison4762 still better than the second movie lmaooo

    • @richardharrison4762
      @richardharrison4762 4 года назад +4

      @@Luke117-r2x Critics Say 'The acting is much improved over Daisy Ridley. The Can's performance demonstrates a far wider range of emotions'

    • @guilherme5094
      @guilherme5094 4 года назад +4

      @@richardharrison4762 The can is a more interesting character too, I really feared for the integrity of the can.

    • @richardharrison4762
      @richardharrison4762 4 года назад +5

      @@guilherme5094 For me it was the consistency of character of the Can. Never once did Can alternate wildly in personality from one moment to the next.. Unlike other Star Wars characters that may come to mind

  • @athaphian
    @athaphian 4 года назад +1086

    This short film has a better script than the Rise Of Skywalker did. Good job! Enjoyed it.

    • @averkpasa
      @averkpasa 3 года назад +4

      Facts xd

    • @jacquelyynorgana77
      @jacquelyynorgana77 2 года назад +6

      So good that i consider it more canon than ROS.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 2 года назад +1

      If only your comment was as funny or original

    • @athaphian
      @athaphian 2 года назад +6

      @@johnmartinez7440 thanks for your critique. It was not meant to be funny. I can not comment on the originality.

    • @eph6640
      @eph6640 2 года назад

      Doesn’t really say much. That’s like saying cheese is better than moldy cheese.

  • @snubnosedmonke
    @snubnosedmonke 4 года назад +32

    these two had more chemistry than reylo

  • @sparrowsbewertungen6930
    @sparrowsbewertungen6930 4 года назад +169

    "We broke free" "yeah, we broke something, like my arm in 3 places" 😂

    • @lcfflc3887
      @lcfflc3887 3 года назад +1

      So low in the simulation they don't even get names 🤣😆LOL

  • @clearlywrong6520
    @clearlywrong6520 4 года назад +411

    "Dude."
    "Yeah?"
    "You ever wonder why we're here?"
    "Well that's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or maybe there really is a Force with an elaborate plan for us and stuff... I dunno man, but it keeps me up at night."
    "..."
    "..."
    "What?!"
    "What?"
    "I mean why are we here?! On this backwater rock?!"
    "Oh... *inhales* Right."
    "And what was all that nonsense about the Force?"
    "Huh? Oh... nothing."
    "You wanna talk about it?"
    "No."
    "You sure?"
    "Yeah."

    • @beanerwiththebigwiener132
      @beanerwiththebigwiener132 4 года назад +12

      Ayy red versus blue

    • @clearlywrong6520
      @clearlywrong6520 4 года назад +5

      @KneeHighNinja05 "What?"

    • @shaggy.patches
      @shaggy.patches 4 года назад +9

      "You've got the sniper rifle, I can't see shit!"

    • @the13inquisitor59
      @the13inquisitor59 4 года назад

      I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll to find someone making this joke.

    • @clearlywrong6520
      @clearlywrong6520 4 года назад +3

      @@shaggy.patches "Okay! Okay! They're just standing there talking. That's all they do. That's all they've ever done is just sit there on their stupid speeder bikes and talk. That's what they did when they were on patrol last week, that's what they were doing when they first returned five minutes ago, and five minutes from now when you ask 'what are they doing?' again, they're still fucking standing there and they're still fucking talking!"

  • @oPHILOSORAPTORo
    @oPHILOSORAPTORo Год назад +2

    "You ever wonder why we're here?"
    "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?"

  • @lisamarieligreci-newton7804
    @lisamarieligreci-newton7804 4 года назад +291

    I need to go home and rethink my life.

    • @BilgleKeel2BilgeKeel
      @BilgleKeel2BilgeKeel 4 года назад +8

      I uh, understood that reference. Nice work

    • @PhoenixofEru
      @PhoenixofEru 4 года назад +3

      I did that and ended up here. Should I try again?

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 4 года назад +4

      No. You want to sell some deathsticks to me.

    • @raksh9
      @raksh9 4 года назад +4

      I don't want to sell you death sticks.

  • @SangheiliSpecOp
    @SangheiliSpecOp 4 года назад +1473

    Genius writing, as well as editing with the camera angles and shooting and radioing to dispatch lol. And it looks like you edited both troopers independent of each other and naturally add all the ambient noise and foley sounds in too. All of that and it comes off as minimalistic and natural feeling. Thats why I love you guys :P

    • @vincentprice5042
      @vincentprice5042 4 года назад +18

      Finally someone else appreciating all that work ^^

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 3 года назад +7

      @@SangheiliSpecOp Their sound engineering is mind blowing tbh.

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 2 года назад

      As somebody, who has never watched the original footage, I do scratch my head wondering what was going on in the original footage. What I see here seems so natural.

    • @AvidCS
      @AvidCS 2 года назад

      @@eugenetswong watch red vs blue

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 2 года назад

      @@AvidCS thanks!

  • @wiseviking
    @wiseviking 4 года назад +16

    This is a scene straight out of Red VS Blue. 'Why are we here?' with SImmons and Griff.

  • @TheDaxter11
    @TheDaxter11 4 года назад +299

    This just reminds me of the first episode of RVB.
    "Hey."
    "Yeah?"
    "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"

    • @Archone666
      @Archone666 4 года назад +7

      Yeah... they ripped RVB off for this. And then made them into bad guys anyway, just so we wouldn't feel bad when the Mandalorian kills a stormtrooper.

    • @dyzze9696
      @dyzze9696 4 года назад +1

      Why are there 6 pedals and only 4 directions?!

    • @nakknjr9322
      @nakknjr9322 4 года назад

      @@dyzze9696 easy for chernobil people and i know that is an red vs blue reference

    • @Swisconaaaaa
      @Swisconaaaaa 4 года назад +9

      "It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night."

    • @badmoose01
      @badmoose01 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/KnppTIFL0dM/видео.html

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 4 года назад +424

    Huh, so that’s why Lucas called the Force “the Wills” before the rewrite. It’s literally only the will of the plot driving the story forward regardless of what would make sense.

    • @Harabeck
      @Harabeck 4 года назад +12

      I thought the Wills were a race that were the ones telling the story

    • @beskamir5977
      @beskamir5977 4 года назад +32

      Well yeah, the Force being self aware and having a will definitely gives that credibility. That's exactly why Kreia wanted to destroy the force.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +2

      Aspiring Bod Hell yeah, OSP!

    • @HarpersInfiniteSystems
      @HarpersInfiniteSystems 4 года назад +10

      It's kind of all over the place. He changed things a lot over the years. One version I heard is that Lucas' sequel trilogy would have gone into the Whills, which existed on a more microscopic level than Midichlorians, and were able to produce Midichlorians to influence the Force sensitivity of organic life-forms. But then the Force was something else that existed, and Midichlorians were just how living things interfaced with it. But there's all kinds of different versions of it out there, and some of those are probably just made up.

    • @richardharrison4762
      @richardharrison4762 4 года назад +2

      Mind. Blown.

  • @user-ed4fv9nd3b
    @user-ed4fv9nd3b 3 года назад +10

    This is insanely well done. Their movements match the dialog, which is far more well written than any of the dialog on the actual show.

  • @homfri111
    @homfri111 4 года назад +283

    "every day, theres thousands of us out there, destroying entire armies worth of enemies with just a platoon of our guys. But then what, 20 of us come across some dude not dressed like the rest of the people around the area and we all die or forget our search and capture training. The system doesn't make sense man" *death star blows up from one fancy space fighter jet*

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 4 года назад +10

      that or they abandon all their training and loyalty etc to go join these ragtag Rebels

    • @yotsVR
      @yotsVR 4 года назад +2

      The different clothes they're wearing is called plot armour - stronger than beskar.

  • @ryadaft5
    @ryadaft5 4 года назад +176

    Man, the “I don’t want to die” made the beatdown more impactful for me

    • @SubtleArboreal
      @SubtleArboreal 4 года назад

      Honestly, I think it should have just ended after the droid sped away. No further lines.

    • @Adama.1
      @Adama.1 4 года назад

      @@SubtleArboreal That would make the ending kinda dark which isn't needed

    • @howdoichangemyusername9802
      @howdoichangemyusername9802 4 года назад

      @@Adama.1 stop trying to humanize stormtroopers. Their only goal is to be a bunch of morons that try to act edgy by killing civilians and their own men. No one wants a story of that shows the Empire’s POV or competent soldiers.

    • @MoonBeamLaser
      @MoonBeamLaser 4 года назад +7

      @@howdoichangemyusername9802 I do

    • @epsilonblue8775
      @epsilonblue8775 4 года назад +3

      @@howdoichangemyusername9802 I would certainly like a story about the Empire, I don't know why you said nobody wants that.

  • @jonathanp.1427
    @jonathanp.1427 3 года назад +44

    Imagine if these guys actually went through with walking away from their duties due to the simulation that they end up with their own whole series.

  • @anrede8495
    @anrede8495 4 года назад +115

    "Our suckiness creates a paradox, and in order for the simulation to continue ... it needs to acknowledge the paradox in some way, or risk collapsing under the weight of improbability. "

  • @ImaginaryNumb3r
    @ImaginaryNumb3r 4 года назад +120

    "Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade Stormtrooper story"

  • @Kevin.lee.01
    @Kevin.lee.01 4 года назад +16

    The actual dialogue was just as funny. I’d watch a whole show of them just sitting there and talking

  • @14938399
    @14938399 4 года назад +124

    The subtle Boston accent on the one scout trooper is killin me

    • @Provigilman
      @Provigilman 4 года назад +2

      Space Boston is back, baby!

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 4 года назад

      Oh wow I can't unhear it now but I didn't notice at first

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 4 года назад +2

      MAAAAHHHHKKKK

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 4 года назад +2

      That one troopah sounded like the statie that pulled me ovah.

    • @comeonmang
      @comeonmang 4 года назад

      I see what you did there!

  • @ananousous
    @ananousous 4 года назад +191

    I wonder if Anakin would feel better knowing that him being friendzoned was a predetermined fate, chosen by the simulation

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 года назад +18

      That would probably just make him feel even worse.

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 года назад +13

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Hah, perhaps. But at least Ben would be wrong with the whole, "you have done that to yourself" bit

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 4 года назад

      @Michael Richard "Hello there!"

  • @Jonderlei
    @Jonderlei Год назад +2

    This is definitely one of the best things ive seen in my life. I cant stop watching it over and over

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 года назад +309

    Basically, this is better Red Vs Blue than the past eight years, maybe more.

    • @Hebdomad7
      @Hebdomad7 4 года назад +24

      RvB got weird the moment they had an elaborate plot. Seinfeld had it right, a show about nothing.

    • @whythefuckdowehavethisherenow
      @whythefuckdowehavethisherenow 4 года назад +15

      I feel like this is the flaw of like...every comedy show. Archer. Arby n the Chief. Even arguably South Park - where the episodic bite humor suddenly puts needless tension across entire seasons and the characeters and motive conflict with the fun stuff.

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 4 года назад

      Season 6 was a mistake and it never recovered.

    • @15oClock
      @15oClock 4 года назад +4

      @@samzilla567 They definitely should've stopped at the Blood Gulch Chronicles.

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 4 года назад +1

      Nah, just better than seasons 14+.

  • @MatthewHallesq
    @MatthewHallesq 4 года назад +567

    In my mind, IG-11 speaks only French philosophy quotes while murdering.

    • @JohnsDough1918
      @JohnsDough1918 4 года назад +16

      *Cryptic Derrida noises*

    • @varis2000
      @varis2000 4 года назад +1

      Outside text there is nothing.

    • @se7en00110111
      @se7en00110111 4 года назад +12

      "What matter the victims, provided the gesture is beautiful? What matters the death of vague human beings, If thereby the individual affirms himself?"

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 4 года назад +4

      *angry Cogito Ergo Sum/Je pense, donc je suis noises*

    • @sarataylor6164
      @sarataylor6164 4 года назад +2

      No, IG-11 is German.

  • @tuber420
    @tuber420 3 года назад +12

    This slice of life with the troopers is actually pretty funny and good lol

  • @Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur
    @Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur 4 года назад +231

    "We are bad guys in a simulation set up to lose"
    4th wall broken

    • @peterthx
      @peterthx 2 года назад +1

      Loose is the opposite of tight. Do you mean lose?

    • @Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur
      @Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur 2 года назад

      @@peterthx yes, yes I do 😭 me from a year ago was literally stupid-

  • @kyjo72682
    @kyjo72682 4 года назад +186

    "Call dispatch and tell them you quit. Tell them the winds of freedom are calling your name, and they can eat the dust from your freedom bike." :D
    gold

    • @jwb2814
      @jwb2814 4 года назад

      IKR
      🏆

    • @soundwave8781
      @soundwave8781 3 года назад +3

      Freedom Bike! That’s going right onto my moped’s rear end

  • @nilzz0n
    @nilzz0n 2 года назад +2

    2:44 "Empire for liiiife!" flung me off my chair! 😆

  • @willo1345
    @willo1345 4 года назад +295

    "Try and hit Han Solo..."
    "No problem."
    -misses every shot
    "What the fu..?"

  • @Etaukan
    @Etaukan 4 года назад +120

    I went in thinking 'Aw man, eleven minutes? That's going to be a slog.'
    And by the end it was 'Ahhhhh, this is amazing, I hope there's more so I can see what these guys do next---damn it's over!'
    Seriously, this was brilliant and perfect.
    Thank you.

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 3 года назад +15

    I like these two Troopers because their self aware of the fact that they are in a television show, which they are the losers. We get to watch them realize and have a conversation about the fact they're in a simulation they can't even shoot a simple can. It's not the fact they're lazy, it's the fact they can't shoot the target. Even if they do leave the baby behind, they will be killed. Either way by someone of the Mandalorian cast or by the empire for betraying their orders. This is why I like this particular episode.

  • @iddqd2
    @iddqd2 4 года назад +240

    This is basically the Star Wars version of "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead". Bravo, love this stuff.

    • @tunguskalumberjack9987
      @tunguskalumberjack9987 4 года назад +3

      Love that play- and movie. I’ve seen it performed onstage 3 times- it never gets old. 👍🏻

    • @BurtonJohnson
      @BurtonJohnson 4 года назад +5

      Scrolled down to make sure someone pointed this out.

    • @Geekaylee
      @Geekaylee 4 года назад +1

      That was basically what the Tag and Bink comics from 20 odd years ago were :)

    • @BurtonJohnson
      @BurtonJohnson 4 года назад +2

      @@Geekaylee which was based on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, from 54 odd years ago, which was based on Hamlet, from 420 odd years ago :)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosencrantz_and_Guildenstern_Are_Dead

    • @icaropereira3218
      @icaropereira3218 4 года назад +1

      idkfa for you dude!

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 4 года назад +338

    The ultimate irony is the Scout had no idea how right he was. What he called a simulation, writers and fans call "The Will of the Force". Thats always the excuse for defying the laws of probability.

    • @toolfreak50
      @toolfreak50 3 года назад +38

      Is that why the Yuzhan Vong shit stomped the galaxy in Legends? Because they were outside the will of the force?

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 3 года назад +10

      @@toolfreak50 Holy shit....

    • @toolfreak50
      @toolfreak50 3 года назад +34

      @@Double-R-Nothing And not only that. 1) It would explain why they are so very different from everything else in star wars.
      2)Maybe the reason they eventually lost is because they were within the bounds of the galaxy for too long and became part of the "simulation".

    • @manganiaco
      @manganiaco 2 года назад +2

      In other words, these 2 Trooper's level of self awareness has reached far beyond even the perception of the fans.

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 2 года назад

      @@manganiaco That is why the will of the force sent the droid to put them down

  • @213byron
    @213byron 4 года назад +10

    *steps on a lego*
    “WHAT THE HELL SIMULATION?!”

  • @f813gaming8
    @f813gaming8 4 года назад +51

    How love how they gave them personalities, like real soldiers, talking about anything while waiting for orders.

  • @wenzel32
    @wenzel32 4 года назад +94

    "Deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story"
    Lmfao oof

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 4 года назад +1

      Gonna need some ice for that burn!

  • @jessecarozza6745
    @jessecarozza6745 2 года назад +1

    "He doesn't seem so bad. Let' just give the baby to Creepi--AAGGH!"
    THE PROPHECYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @TROYSTER7171
    @TROYSTER7171 4 года назад +254

    I'm exforces and this is literally the kind of shit we end up talking about when we're drunk lol

    • @JoshuaPagan
      @JoshuaPagan 4 года назад +11

      When I saw the original scene, I was reminded of all the shit talking you do on firewatch or on duty. Felt genuine.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 3 года назад +7

      @@JoshuaPagan Is it like that in real life? Do military men talk about random stuff like that?

    • @JoshuaPagan
      @JoshuaPagan 3 года назад +12

      @@MausOfTheHouse wartime or peace time, shit talking is the military’s favorite pastime.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 3 года назад +1

      @@JoshuaPagan Thank you for replying.

    • @gamingreacts8787
      @gamingreacts8787 3 года назад +1

      Honest to God

  • @grantwallace8371
    @grantwallace8371 4 года назад +31

    The original scene was among my favorite in Star Wars history. The humanization of Stormtroopers is something I’ve sought for a long time, from the clone troopers to Robot Chicken’s Gary. But your re-editing and recontextualizing of this scene, went further than I had ever hoped for my plastic clad warriors. Fantastic writing

  • @5o1stFilms
    @5o1stFilms Год назад +3

    Endor endoor.. oh you mean the place where we get our asses handed to us by a bunch of weekend warriors and their pet teddy bears?! Of course I remember Endor!! ~Scout Trooper

  • @syntaxusdogmata3333
    @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 года назад +324

    _"I think we weren't allowed to shoot him because we're living in a simulation RIGHT NOW."_
    You know, if thoughts like this plagued me routinely, I'd never admit it. 😉

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 года назад +4

      Slave to a broken order... dare you look upon the truth?

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 4 года назад +3

      Well no, if you want to abduct, torture and brutally murder a toddler you can damn well go out and do it. So either our simulation is really fucked up or it’s not a simulation. It’s happened before and it can happen again: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_James_Bulger

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 года назад +2

      @@jonathanwells223 But that only shows that there are some people scripted to murder and do heinous crimes within the simulation. For all we know, if Syntaxus tried to do the same, all of their attempts would fail
      That's also assuming they could even get that far in the attempt. The 1s and 0s that make up their "conscience/will" might force them to perceive the thought alone as too sickening to even consider
      But tbh, I don't know if I really buy into all of that stuff

    • @Brettjnash
      @Brettjnash 4 года назад

      Find and watch afew versions of the short vid,
      "The egg."
      profit +1

    • @Jedislayer19
      @Jedislayer19 4 года назад +6

      @@jonathanwells223 I think that's the cosmic horror right there- it IS a fucked up simulation. Or... and this is way worse... it isn't so much that the simulation is fucked up, but that whatever designed and is running the simulation is so far beyond what humans can understand that it feels NOTHING for us. We are so small, our suffering so miniscule, that it can't even begin to see us as equals. Everybody wants to think God loves them, or hates them, or anything in between. What if the truth is that God doesn't even fucking think about us.

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 года назад +234

    The Mandalorian is good but now all I want is worlds deadliest catch with Scout trooper 1 & 2

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 4 года назад +16

      Yes!!! that would be awesome! this week our rogue troopers are fishing on Hoth, lets see what hints tips does and donts they have for us this week... 😁😂

  • @HerbMandoom
    @HerbMandoom Год назад +2

    I can't believe I found this two years late, but the casual weekend warrior comment obliterated my funny box.

  • @ovaldreamx4397
    @ovaldreamx4397 4 года назад +75

    In memory of all the nameless troopers that gave their life for our fun in the simulation... #BreakTheSimulation

  • @tomservodoctor42
    @tomservodoctor42 4 года назад +131

    The Orpheum Theater presents: Trooper #1 and Trooper #2 are Dead

    • @JLakis
      @JLakis 4 года назад +3

      You win!

    • @loganthescouttrooper
      @loganthescouttrooper 4 года назад +1

      F

    • @SolarScion
      @SolarScion 4 года назад +4

      Thanks, I haven't seen that since highschool. I'm going to go hunt it down now.

  • @ryanemigh1942
    @ryanemigh1942 3 года назад +4

    The fact that you guys rewound the scene and continued the dialogue was amazing! 🤯

  • @Owen-ub3fv
    @Owen-ub3fv 4 года назад +54

    Plot Twist:The Scout Troopers left their mic on when they were bitching about defecting the Empire and IG-88 was sent by Giddeon.

  • @zeek7382
    @zeek7382 4 года назад +12

    "I am speaking to biker scout trooper number one, loud and clear, over!"
    " *FUCK* "

  • @chekaschmeka4283
    @chekaschmeka4283 3 года назад +2

    The single best case ever made for the simulation theory.

  • @codeslob2464
    @codeslob2464 4 года назад +295

    "Our suckiness creates a paradox.."
    The trooper self-depricatingly discussing Simulation Theory must be an INFJ.

    • @CorruptPianist
      @CorruptPianist 4 года назад +6

      Lmao, don't call it "simulation theory" and capitalize it like it's meant to be taken seriously. It's just a thought experiment we use to highlight how incomplete our perception of reality is, being limited to a handful of senses that can only detect a limited range of stimuli. Our reality is so simple, it could technically be fed to us through a highly sophisticated machine and we wouldn't know the difference. But none of the people who came up with this idea actually BELIEVED it. It's just a modern superstition, filling in the gaps in our knowledge with the assumption of a higher power, just like we've always done.

    • @jeremykun27
      @jeremykun27 4 года назад +15

      @@CorruptPianist i was excited because i thought this comment by you would launch into the INFJ personality type and how accurate that would be for the trooper to be pontificating in the manner OP described...but instead it was just a pretentious drawn out paragraph that in actuality provided absolutely nothing to what potentially could have been a fun conversation with more substance than most other youtube comments. Very disappointing. Saying lmao then correcting someone....now that's cringe.

    • @UserName-pi9no
      @UserName-pi9no 4 года назад +5

      Yeah commenting how you're stupid if you consider simulation theory because it wouldn't make you some kind of true atheist is a weird argument. Saying that whatever unspecified entity that founded simulation theory doesn't believe adds nothing to prove or disprove the idea, it's a straight appeal to authority.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz 4 года назад +2

      @@CorruptPianist simulation theory has been held to be true by a lot of scientists and popular science communicators at least, and has a decent amount of cachet overall.
      I may not be convinced, but that's because the arguments I've heard so far depend on intuitions about statistics extended to the infinite, which is very dubious ground. That said, the argument is still fairly plausible, dismissing it based on little more than "of course that's not true" is far more stupid than believing it.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 4 года назад

      INFJ? Seems more like a ASI or maybe APC. APDS at best.

  • @usersays8599
    @usersays8599 4 года назад +35

    "what's my deal?? Endor is my deal, bro." lmao

  • @wavingdragon
    @wavingdragon Год назад

    "I'm speaking to Bike Scout Trooper Number One, loud and clear, over!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    This is the BEST!

  • @Lv0nightmare
    @Lv0nightmare 4 года назад +181

    Star Wars: A Cool Renegade Storm Trooper Story.... okay disney get it done

    • @bighomie8553
      @bighomie8553 4 года назад

      Allegiance and Choices of One?

    • @bewarethebear
      @bewarethebear 4 года назад +4

      @@bighomie8553 not enough ice fishing

    • @bighomie8553
      @bighomie8553 4 года назад +2

      @@bewarethebear Yeah, fully self-aware Stormtroopers are cooler. Though I do still like the Timothy Zahn books.