Existential Troopers - The Mandalorian
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Season 1 of The Mandalorian broke the fourth wall by making jokes about storm troopers having bad aim. These simple bike scout troopers have noticed that the fourth wall is now missing, and it's causing them to question everything.
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![The Rebel and Scout Trooper who were left behind on Endor [Legends]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xCFxYc4JhHs/mqdefault.jpg)
Imagine how wild it would be if this was the actual scene right in the middle of the finale
Something like that could only work in a Deadpool movie, where the 4th wall is established as broken.
Imagine if it took place on one of two bases in a box canyon
Yeah, it's a pity they had to cut it down for RUclips.
Lol the original scene was pretty "4th wall breaking", enough that I was shocked that it was real.
If you would change it so that they realise the force is behind all of this and not the 'simulation' then it could actually work.
"Let's just give the baby to Creepi---"
Lol I thought that's what he was about to say! I gotta watch that part again
@@darthcreepio you're gonna be a father! :D it's baby time
AND FULFIL THE PROPHECY
not enough flesh
Hahaha yes
"what's my deal?? Endor is my deal, bro." lmao
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?"
“Stand by for further instructions.”
Has a whole conversation about existential crisis and 3 questions for dispatch and not one instruction…
11:04 "Let's just give the baby to creepi-"
I basically have this same conversation with myself every day.
this whole sequence gives me red vs blue vibes lol
That was amazing. Stumbled upon this randomly, best thing ever. Thanks!
The 2 Scout troopers: We're actually aiming for the ground
The name verification part is what got me! XD
Empire for LIIIIIIIIIFE!
A: It’s not a simulation guys, it’s entertainment in exchange for money.
B: There’s a hole in the “simulation,” they know about _Swiss_ cheese.
"That was pretty sic, dude."
I really hope they are not dead and get another cameo in the series :'D
Or maybe in Ahsoka or one of the othere newly announced ones.
Okay, Disney. New series with these guys.
0:40
Trooper 1 - "hey, dude... let me ask you something....... you ever wonder why we're here?"
Trooper 2 - "It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night"
Trooper 1 - ".... what!? I mean why are we out here, in this desert?"
Pure genius! Absolutely gold! 👍👍🤪😂😜🤣🤓😂
"You ever wonder why were here"
Trooper 2: I think we live in a simulation, conjured up by some talentless being from another dimension, say, a being that calls itself, I donno, Lorg Gucus or something.
Trooper 1: Lorg Gucus? What kind of ridiculous name is that? Why not just call itself George Lucas then? Pfffff.. Whatever man.
Everyone knows that The Last Jedi isn’t as good as Empire Strikes Back.
Serious red vs blue vibes.
I love how in this version, the droid doesn't say anything. He's the physical embodiment of the simulation dispassionately beating up the only guys aware of its existence xD
Read about archons.
@@alexfairman ? like Gnosticism?
Lol
Hahahahaha
yup, an agent in disguise. Give him sunglasses and an earpiece. Just a updated version of the Matrix
"Our role in this simulation is to lose. To lose so badly that it's starting not to make sense"
Truer words were never spoken!
Vader: "It is your destiny!"
Luke: "So, you're a fatalist."
Vader:
vader: (breaths......)
Well, all people who believe in the will of the force are fatalists
@@christopherstein2024 But the Force is benevolent (kinda). So that makes them fundamental optimists.
Vader: yeaaahhhhhhh boooiiiiiii
A tragedist, really.
"Hey"
"Yeah?"
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
- Red vs Blue
Yeah it made me remember it too 😆
It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
@@katerynaiontseva3254 no! I mean why are we here? In this canyon!
"No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch."
Those two remind me of the old Red Vs Blue days where Griff and Simmons just had those talks about life in general.
Yes!
I was just about to comment this! The old "You ever wonder why we're here?"
A shame that the company is a shell of its former self. RIP Caboose.
kind of reminds me of this ruclips.net/video/eneSciPs_LE/видео.html
Also remind me of Henchmen 21 and 24 from Venture Bros for some reason..
"Go to hell, Simulation!"
*gets pounded on his bike repeatedly*
Absolutely killed me, I was in tears
@@xEpicElitex poor guy
@@allmightygir4865 lmao this rely put me on the side of the troopers rip
"Let's deliver on the promise of a cool Renegade Stormtrooper story."
It's a great line, but it hurts. RIP Finn's Arc.
Finn being called a "cool renegade stormtrooper" is as stupid as calling Rey a Jedi.
Finn deserved better.
Wait, are you saying Finn had a character act?
@@darrenbutler9819 He was a cool renegade stormtrooper - that story had so much potential, but it just kind of went nowhere, sadly.
Seriously fucked that it isn't more common discussion how he went from most interesting origin setup to being Jar Jar Binks stand in for 2 movies. They wasted that character setup in epic fashion.
I desperately want a show about Stormtroopers have existential crises and living their day to day lives.
Look up I.M.P.S
@@authenticintelligence2882 Will do
"Why can I shoot the no-name minion Rebels but anyone on a wanted poster I can't get within a kilometer!"
Like _Robot Chicken?_
You can also try the original Troops from 1997,
ruclips.net/video/jlp9DHKDg6c/видео.html
Or ruclips.net/video/rvoJXBqLILM/видео.html
"Let's ditch this baby and go ice fishing!"
Words to live by.
That's where dad went?
Let's blast it, I punched it earlier
I keep telling my wife that... (jk i dont have a wife im too young)
"Morning! Nice day for fishing ain't it? Hua hah!"
ruclips.net/video/Vyw6n1EKlww/видео.html
As a veteran, this is totally the kind of conversation you have when guarding fuck all, in the middle of nowhere 😂
At least you weren't scripted to lose over and over again untill it gets completely absurd.
@@LisaAnn777 the us army has been losing over and over lol, wut r u even talking about
@@RayRay-uw6ms ok kid. Every single confrontation they get into it ends in complete destruction for the enemy, but whatever you say.
@@LisaAnn777 lol, let's look at some historical facts shall we:
lost to china/korea in korean war lol
lost to vietnam in vietnam war lol
lost to iraq in illegal invasion of iraq with lies about WMD lol
lost to afghanistan in invasion of afghanistan lol
lost to somalia LOLOLOL, no oil for u sir
lost to Yemen ROFL, no oil for u sir
lost to Libya trolololol, no oil for u sir
i know ur proud to be a vet, so feel free to mentally block all these facts
@@LisaAnn777 Yeah, just like in Vietnam.
I never thought there would be a time when I'd want to see two stormtroopers go ice fishing with force powers but here we are
Next season on Dinsey+: "Hoth Overland Ice Fishing Speeders"
Let's fish some ice!!!
"It's not magic, it's bending I mean it's the Force!"
Yah i actually felt bad when they died...wow
It’s that kinda year...
The fact that I felt so engaged in a (over)looped scene where two faceless (and nameless) characters are simply talking just show how great you are guys !
I mean, you're the one that made me laughed to death with two characters just "talking & walking" so...
Come on, they have names... You know my name !
I know I never thought I'd not be able to stop laughing out loud, I just thought to myself. Great esoteric stuff!
@@deltaone2837 Steve Ben Obi-Wan Larry Kenobi 😊
This is straight up gave me RvB episode 1 flashbacks, and I am so here for it
I liked this to give you 666.
This is criminally underrated. A genuine masterpiece of dialogue and humor.
YES.
I want a comic series where the two existentialist scout troopers manipulate reality through philosophy so hard that they become all-powerful.
@@uuamenator what a fucking good comic god damn it
I want one where they somehow get force powers and foresight lol would be awesome to see them trying to subvert the simulation acquiring new talents and powers
Just powerful enough to survive and make some credits. The Darth Vectivus route.
"Two rogue philosophic scout troopers" - a Star Wars story
It's called Tag and Bink Are Dead
"We rank so low in the simulation, we don't even get names.." LOL
Yeah, that's a bit like a Twilight Zone episode where the fact that someone is merely dreaming up events is exposed by the fact that books have no words in them. Whatever was creating the dream didn't have the resources to fill them with content.
This is genuinely great dialogue. It's a well paced and surprisingly gripping scene. These guys don't get the credit they deserve for it, but they're actually genius writers.
"He wasn't even in cover, he just squinted his eyes."
what is ur pfp
@@liar2k5 you don’t know who Darth Maul is?
Also that is a completely false representation of what happened in ROTJ.
@@hansgroth5 it's the Maul design but in Pepe colours
@@hansgroth5 yes but why is he green 😂
I'd watch a whole big budget series based on these guys.
Same bro. Same... But Disney....
WandaVision, but it's with these troopers.
"TrooperTrooper"
I really want this now
Of coarse, that's exactly what the simulation would want
@@grimsdottir2467 I disagree.
These two could carry an entire 8 seasons sitting on those bikes alone. This gives some major Red Vs Blue vibes somehow.
Do you ever wonder why we're here?
You were meant to say that.
@@plzletmebefrank Two bases in the middle of a boxed canyon.
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay whoopdie fuckin do
Man, I gotta say I'm extremely impressed with the lipsyncing in this one!
😂😉
@@generalgrievous2165 You ruined the joke 🤦♀️
@@generalgrievous2165 Maybe I will (;_;)
You know the rules and so do I
@@generalgrievous2165 yeah you should change your name into General Obvious
Genius writing, as well as editing with the camera angles and shooting and radioing to dispatch lol. And it looks like you edited both troopers independent of each other and naturally add all the ambient noise and foley sounds in too. All of that and it comes off as minimalistic and natural feeling. Thats why I love you guys :P
Finally someone else appreciating all that work ^^
@@SangheiliSpecOp Their sound engineering is mind blowing tbh.
As somebody, who has never watched the original footage, I do scratch my head wondering what was going on in the original footage. What I see here seems so natural.
@@eugenetswong watch red vs blue
@@AvidCS thanks!
I've literally had this conversation in Iraq in the mid 2000's. I was also a Scout. It really is all a simulation. Isn't it?
Did you give the baby to Creepio?
@@moffjendob6796 it’s baby time.
“We lose so much and so badly, it’s starting to not make sense..”😂😂😂
@Maintenance Renegade I wouldn't say it's that low tier , it comes low tier if it had movie characters into it , because they need to systematically win , which is not the case when it comes to comic book , games or book characters.
@@phantasosxgames8488 Uhm it does...
So low in the simulation they don't even get names 🤣😆LOL
@@lcfflc3887 lol. Love the quote, but please kill the crying laughing emoticons.
@@jpkjnn6733 that's how I felt when I heard the quote on the video, it was funny.
"Can Solo" LOL!!
It’s pronounced Con
I'm the 1k liked and nobody'd asked
Can solo ? More like Can soda
@@mahmoodali2437 wait you can show me yoda?!
Can Solo is the secret sith lord that has been perpetrating all the key events of Star Wars since the Phantom Menace. Can Solo IS the Phantom Menace
"Remember, we're self-aware now. We just have to subvert any expectations the simulation has about us and we'll be okay."
*Ryan Johnson has entered the chat*
im so glad this had a happy ending
same i really didn't want them to just die
I'm genuinely happy that they get to go ice fishing.
the simulation was appeased when they mentioned a renegade stormtrooper story and said: "I can milk the both of you"
@@maxumus1019 yessss
Though if it is a program, then there must be a programmer.... an intelligent designer...someone who cares about Righteousness. Chaos does not create order, but something orderly.
He left his kids just to go ice fishing
Classic dad move.
to be fair it's more believable your dad didn't come back from interstellar ice fishing then it is to go get a pack of smokes
To be fair, his kids are a part of the simulation XD
Actually, he became a Republic Pilot.
Also: "Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story!" - lol, I see what you did there ;)
Burn
'EMPIRE FOR LIFEEEE'
*2 min later*
'Hell ye, lets ditch the system, lets go ice fishing!'
“Im sorry I punched you little guy! I was a totally different person back then.”
😅😂🤣💀
@Kylo ren is that a POTC 3 reference?!
@Kylo ren love it
😂🤣😆
TINCESS LEIA: "You stuck-up, rusty-looking nerf-herder!" CAN SOLO: "Who's rusty-looking?"
under appreciated joke
OBI-WAN CANOBI facepalming in the corner.
@@onkelpappkov2666 Lolol
it's basically 'Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead'
(best comment)
Victor Ivanchenko I was about to add something similar a week ago then saw your comment and deleted mine. I guess great minds think alike.
A man of culture.
I need to go home and rethink my life.
I uh, understood that reference. Nice work
I did that and ended up here. Should I try again?
No. You want to sell some deathsticks to me.
I don't want to sell you death sticks.
This is the original un-doctored audio before the directors of the simulation replaced it.
"We're in the Matrix, it's all a game, a thought experiment." -Erin Valenti, Utah Tech CEO with no history of mental illness, found dead in backseat of own California rental car, days after going missing/calling her parents
*@@cankhovich1796* You aren’t suppose to be aware of that incident, _Mr.Andersen_
@@Bjionin #HackTheHologram #EscapeTheMatrix
Directors, no. Kathleen Kennedy, yes.
@@cankhovich1796 would people even believe we’re in a simulation without the predictive programming projected by media? Probably not. So we can therefore say that people’s belief in reality is influenced, simply put, by fiction.
"Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story." Get costumes, hire two actors and sign me up! They don't even need to do anything important, no story, no real script, just two stormtroopers trying to not be stormtroopers! I'll subscribe for life!
Fictional characters becoming self aware of themselves being in a story is one of my favorite underrated tropes
Troopers R05-N Cranz and G1L-DN Stern ask the tough questions, and the only answers come from self-knowledge.
@@jaredragland4707 I see what you did there with those names, great comment.
"We're in the Matrix, it's all a game, a thought experiment." -Erin Valenti, Utah Tech CEO with no history of mental illness, found dead in backseat of own California rental car, days after going missing/calling her parents
@@cankhovich1796 i thought yours was a shitpost type of comment, but holy shit, it actually happened
@@anotheronechompsthedust9618 yeah, what actually happened to her?!?!
Ok, thats the second time I've felt sorry for scout troopers.
thank you
whats the first?
Liam Kieser ewok tripwires
After delving into the fact that troopers aren't clones with their own actual families it hits a little bit harder now
@@Gin132456 actually it would be worst being bred to literally die for the republican, with no real identity to call your own since you’re a clone of a dead man(dead dad too) like the other millions of clones in the republic .
Even after hitting Baby Yoda, it's hard to watch these Stormtroopers get killed by the droid
But they didn't die...
At least not in this canon.
The Battle of Endor becomes so much more depressing when you think about the legions of troopers coping with PTSD and jumping at teddy bears for the rest of their lives.
😂🤣😆
🐻 "Get it away from meeeee!!!"
And no bodies to bury too since the Ewoks eat people
@@yourcornercrackhead5584
I would pay good money for a Star Wars horror movie that follows a small squad of troopers on Endor.
To bad these troopers are treated like dirt, no, less than dirt with how ineffective Mando shows them to be. Hell if they don’t get shot they just die slower and much worse.
"Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story."
Shots fired at the Disney Trilogy, that alone earned my thumbs up.
Honestly, this is amazing though.
I'd watch a story of these two, 100%!
They meet with Gary the Stormtrooper
@@alanpena8643 college humor
I mean, given how IX was supposed to go if everything hadn’t gone wholly wrong.
Disney kind of tried that with Finn...
Imagine if these guys actually went through with walking away from their duties due to the simulation that they end up with their own whole series.
The scene was more entertaining then all 3 recent movies.
haha
agreed
Rogue One was good
@@FreemanicParacusia I think he's referring to the main sequel series. I really like Rogue one and Solo
@@FreemanicParacusia Rogue One was the worst one
_"I think we weren't allowed to shoot him because we're living in a simulation RIGHT NOW."_
You know, if thoughts like this plagued me routinely, I'd never admit it. 😉
Slave to a broken order... dare you look upon the truth?
Well no, if you want to abduct, torture and brutally murder a toddler you can damn well go out and do it. So either our simulation is really fucked up or it’s not a simulation. It’s happened before and it can happen again: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_James_Bulger
@@jonathanwells223 But that only shows that there are some people scripted to murder and do heinous crimes within the simulation. For all we know, if Syntaxus tried to do the same, all of their attempts would fail
That's also assuming they could even get that far in the attempt. The 1s and 0s that make up their "conscience/will" might force them to perceive the thought alone as too sickening to even consider
But tbh, I don't know if I really buy into all of that stuff
Find and watch afew versions of the short vid,
"The egg."
profit +1
@@jonathanwells223 I think that's the cosmic horror right there- it IS a fucked up simulation. Or... and this is way worse... it isn't so much that the simulation is fucked up, but that whatever designed and is running the simulation is so far beyond what humans can understand that it feels NOTHING for us. We are so small, our suffering so miniscule, that it can't even begin to see us as equals. Everybody wants to think God loves them, or hates them, or anything in between. What if the truth is that God doesn't even fucking think about us.
these two had more chemistry than reylo
Can Solo: the next evolution of Han Singular, of the Friendzone.
It's just a two hour long video of the can with a voice over
@@richardharrison4762 still better than the second movie lmaooo
@@Luke117-r2x Critics Say 'The acting is much improved over Daisy Ridley. The Can's performance demonstrates a far wider range of emotions'
@@richardharrison4762 The can is a more interesting character too, I really feared for the integrity of the can.
@@guilherme5094 For me it was the consistency of character of the Can. Never once did Can alternate wildly in personality from one moment to the next.. Unlike other Star Wars characters that may come to mind
“So where does this droid fit in your simulation?”
“Idk.... maybe shoot it and find out.”
**shoots and misses**
“Awww shit....”
Haha haha
Were definitely dead lol
yes, that is indeed what happened in the video
"Dude."
"Yeah?"
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"Well that's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or maybe there really is a Force with an elaborate plan for us and stuff... I dunno man, but it keeps me up at night."
"..."
"..."
"What?!"
"What?"
"I mean why are we here?! On this backwater rock?!"
"Oh... *inhales* Right."
"And what was all that nonsense about the Force?"
"Huh? Oh... nothing."
"You wanna talk about it?"
"No."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
Ayy red versus blue
@KneeHighNinja05 "What?"
"You've got the sniper rifle, I can't see shit!"
I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll to find someone making this joke.
@@shaggy.patches "Okay! Okay! They're just standing there talking. That's all they do. That's all they've ever done is just sit there on their stupid speeder bikes and talk. That's what they did when they were on patrol last week, that's what they were doing when they first returned five minutes ago, and five minutes from now when you ask 'what are they doing?' again, they're still fucking standing there and they're still fucking talking!"
The dislikes are stormtroopers that missed the like button
Just like the simulations
Underrated quality comment.
Welcome brother Fatalist.
they only missed it because they named it "hand solo"
Ive seen this type of comment before
"...You ever wonder why we're here?"
Also: "Why does this thing have six pedals if there are only four directions?"
Up down left right forward backward
It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
@@Jtzkb it's a reference to red vs blue
It was exactly what my brother and I were joking about when we saw that scene, and we had to pause it to get that out of our system.
... but someone's cut that together with this scene too on RUclips.
This just reminds me of the first episode of RVB.
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
Yeah... they ripped RVB off for this. And then made them into bad guys anyway, just so we wouldn't feel bad when the Mandalorian kills a stormtrooper.
Why are there 6 pedals and only 4 directions?!
@@dyzze9696 easy for chernobil people and i know that is an red vs blue reference
"It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night."
ruclips.net/video/KnppTIFL0dM/видео.html
This is one of the most hilariously detailed comedies.
I lost it at “Yeah, I want to go ice fishing”
I genuinely felt bad for them when they got wrecked by IG.
I have never watched the original material. Is that robot supposed to be a good guy?
@@eugenetswong you must watch the show in order to get its true depth of humor
@@eugenetswong you really should see original to get the true depth of the humor, not needed necessarily I suppose
@@OTTOAUDIO Watch this channel's show in order, you mean?
@@eugenetswong yes
Star Wars: A Cool Renegade Storm Trooper Story.... okay disney get it done
Allegiance and Choices of One?
@@bighomie8553 not enough ice fishing
@@bewarethebear Yeah, fully self-aware Stormtroopers are cooler. Though I do still like the Timothy Zahn books.
"He's beginning to believe."
-Sorpheous Trooper
"I know karate."
-Leo
”Lets go ice-fishing”
-Trinity
So low in the simulation they don't even get names 🤣😆LOL
@@lcfflc3887 uhhh.. did you copy and paste this same comment into a bunch of replies? I just read this comment from you in another thread with exactly the same characters, inciting the stupid crying laughing emoticons.
@@lcfflc3887 omg.. you did. How weird. Just posting the same exact comment over and over. Why? You think it's that gold?
The Mandalorian is good but now all I want is worlds deadliest catch with Scout trooper 1 & 2
Yes!!! that would be awesome! this week our rogue troopers are fishing on Hoth, lets see what hints tips does and donts they have for us this week... 😁😂
Huh, so that’s why Lucas called the Force “the Wills” before the rewrite. It’s literally only the will of the plot driving the story forward regardless of what would make sense.
I thought the Wills were a race that were the ones telling the story
Well yeah, the Force being self aware and having a will definitely gives that credibility. That's exactly why Kreia wanted to destroy the force.
Aspiring Bod Hell yeah, OSP!
It's kind of all over the place. He changed things a lot over the years. One version I heard is that Lucas' sequel trilogy would have gone into the Whills, which existed on a more microscopic level than Midichlorians, and were able to produce Midichlorians to influence the Force sensitivity of organic life-forms. But then the Force was something else that existed, and Midichlorians were just how living things interfaced with it. But there's all kinds of different versions of it out there, and some of those are probably just made up.
Mind. Blown.
"Our suckiness creates a paradox, and in order for the simulation to continue ... it needs to acknowledge the paradox in some way, or risk collapsing under the weight of improbability. "
This is a scene straight out of Red VS Blue. 'Why are we here?' with SImmons and Griff.
"We broke free" "yeah, we broke something, like my arm in 3 places" 😂
So low in the simulation they don't even get names 🤣😆LOL
"Let's deliver on the promise of a cool renegade Stormtrooper story"
Ha, mics are on. Gg
In my mind, IG-11 speaks only French philosophy quotes while murdering.
*Cryptic Derrida noises*
Outside text there is nothing.
"What matter the victims, provided the gesture is beautiful? What matters the death of vague human beings, If thereby the individual affirms himself?"
*angry Cogito Ergo Sum/Je pense, donc je suis noises*
No, IG-11 is German.
Man, the “I don’t want to die” made the beatdown more impactful for me
Honestly, I think it should have just ended after the droid sped away. No further lines.
@@SubtleArboreal That would make the ending kinda dark which isn't needed
@@Adama.1 stop trying to humanize stormtroopers. Their only goal is to be a bunch of morons that try to act edgy by killing civilians and their own men. No one wants a story of that shows the Empire’s POV or competent soldiers.
@@howdoichangemyusername9802 I do
@@howdoichangemyusername9802 I would certainly like a story about the Empire, I don't know why you said nobody wants that.
I'm exforces and this is literally the kind of shit we end up talking about when we're drunk lol
When I saw the original scene, I was reminded of all the shit talking you do on firewatch or on duty. Felt genuine.
@@JoshuaPagan Is it like that in real life? Do military men talk about random stuff like that?
@@MausOfTheHouse wartime or peace time, shit talking is the military’s favorite pastime.
@@JoshuaPagan Thank you for replying.
Honest to God
This short film has a better script than the Rise Of Skywalker did. Good job! Enjoyed it.
Facts xd
So good that i consider it more canon than ROS.
If only your comment was as funny or original
@@johnmartinez7440 thanks for your critique. It was not meant to be funny. I can not comment on the originality.
Doesn’t really say much. That’s like saying cheese is better than moldy cheese.
When the writing is so predictable even a minor character knows what's going to happen next...
In memory of all the nameless troopers that gave their life for our fun in the simulation... #BreakTheSimulation
Many people are laughing but honestly I feel sorry for them
@Colin W Put yourself in their shoes
@Colin W Yeah
But they are now free.
@@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 Are you ok?
@@joshuajorgensen2405 What? They broke free from the confines of the narrative, they are free.
Lol. They have _Swiss_ cheese in the Star Wars universe.
The subtle Boston accent on the one scout trooper is killin me
Space Boston is back, baby!
Oh wow I can't unhear it now but I didn't notice at first
MAAAAHHHHKKKK
That one troopah sounded like the statie that pulled me ovah.
I see what you did there!
Basically, this is better Red Vs Blue than the past eight years, maybe more.
RvB got weird the moment they had an elaborate plot. Seinfeld had it right, a show about nothing.
I feel like this is the flaw of like...every comedy show. Archer. Arby n the Chief. Even arguably South Park - where the episodic bite humor suddenly puts needless tension across entire seasons and the characeters and motive conflict with the fun stuff.
Season 6 was a mistake and it never recovered.
@@samzilla567 They definitely should've stopped at the Blood Gulch Chronicles.
Nah, just better than seasons 14+.
"every day, theres thousands of us out there, destroying entire armies worth of enemies with just a platoon of our guys. But then what, 20 of us come across some dude not dressed like the rest of the people around the area and we all die or forget our search and capture training. The system doesn't make sense man" *death star blows up from one fancy space fighter jet*
that or they abandon all their training and loyalty etc to go join these ragtag Rebels
The different clothes they're wearing is called plot armour - stronger than beskar.
"Deliver on the promise of a cool renegade stormtrooper story"
Lmfao oof
Gonna need some ice for that burn!
The actual dialogue was just as funny. I’d watch a whole show of them just sitting there and talking
Bad guys endlessly losing no matter how high things are stacked in their favor. Sounds like . . . bad writing?
Hell, even I realised that in my DnD campaign, the bad guys need to score at the very least one win to keep them feeling menacing.
@@Grzesuav94 Star Wars forgot about that a long time ago
Every story in history is bad writing?
@@Grzesuav94 the very first thing i did to establish my first villains in a campaign is essentially have them wipe out a city that was specifically designed to keep them at bay.
nothing makes sure your players have an "oh shit" reaction quite like the super important and mysterious city they were just in suddenly getting nuked by the minion
not even the main villain
the MINION of the main villain.
because if one of the henchmen can do that, the fuck is the final boss going to do?
The bad guys have some wins in _Rebels_ 🤔
The Orpheum Theater presents: Trooper #1 and Trooper #2 are Dead
You win!
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Thanks, I haven't seen that since highschool. I'm going to go hunt it down now.
*steps on a lego*
“WHAT THE HELL SIMULATION?!”
Plot Twist:The Scout Troopers left their mic on when they were bitching about defecting the Empire and IG-88 was sent by Giddeon.
brilliant
I like these two Troopers because their self aware of the fact that they are in a television show, which they are the losers. We get to watch them realize and have a conversation about the fact they're in a simulation they can't even shoot a simple can. It's not the fact they're lazy, it's the fact they can't shoot the target. Even if they do leave the baby behind, they will be killed. Either way by someone of the Mandalorian cast or by the empire for betraying their orders. This is why I like this particular episode.
I wonder if Anakin would feel better knowing that him being friendzoned was a predetermined fate, chosen by the simulation
That would probably just make him feel even worse.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Hah, perhaps. But at least Ben would be wrong with the whole, "you have done that to yourself" bit
@Michael Richard "Hello there!"
They were so into the simulation, so controlled that they didn't even notice they were doing the same movements over and over again and sometimes even moved backwards while talking with each other.
The editing is actually top notch for what they had to work with!!! Haha
Lmao 😂 I noticed it too
HahHAHAH that’s clever!
I didn't even notice until the third time I watched it just now.
Ah but that was the simulation breaking down as it became self-aware!