Alouette Reviews: Flame Toys Tarn
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- Опубликовано: 18 авг 2021
- Shark girls are like....cool these days right? Anyway, our birb girl reviews one of the edgiest transformers out there~ The Flame Toys Kuro Kara Kuri interpretation of the IDW character Tarn.
A big thank you to my buddy Adam and his musical talents! Really saved that...ending..
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This household seems like a mess of barely functioning weebs. It's so great.
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Tarn look like a gundam
So long as one of them can boil water to make rice they’ll be fine.
Speak of the devil its tarn DJD leader justice division .
It’s perfect
It is true, Tarn IS addicted to transformation, to the point of overheating his many T-cogs (Transformation cog, literally the organ that allow transformation). So him being unable to transform is rather fitting.
So there is transformers who do that stuff, and here I thought transforming like that wasn't a thing.
Transformers aren't even physically capable of becoming drunk. They emulate it by fucking up their energy intake valves so it improperly works. It is like if you were Captain America and in order to be drunk you had to get punched in the liver first. Which is one of those things that makes you wonder who came up with this method first, why, and why would there be need of a bar on their home planet if this wasn't a naturally occurring function.
The messed up thing is the dude acrually rips out t-cogs from other transformers and plants it into himself
@@ArcDragoon *looks at Ultra Magnus shutting down and falling over after having a drink*
@@Kirbyman1223
You mean the scene where they explain that unless a Transformer turns off their Fuel Intake Moderation chip that it doesn't work?
Yes.
“I transform into a tank”
*”You and every other bad guy”*
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with
He transforms into a fucking apc
Warpath: "Hey! Klabam!"
In his case its because he wanted to be more like megatron. Prior to becoming a decepticon and remaking himself into Tarn he turned into a car.
But I like tank... 😢 *Sadly walks away to "Christmas Time Is Here" Instrumental.*
@@silentnight6810 "Bam! Zam! Let's get it on!"
Y'know, when Tarn started singing, he had the perfect opportunity to give everyone else in the room a heart attack...
Too bad he can only do "that" to robots/ electronics :(
How so?
@nonebusiness7723 he has the ability to turn of bots' sparks by gradually lowering his voice. He and his crew, the DJD, essentially hunt down and brutally massacre decepticon rogues. I highly suggesy you look up his role in the IDW comics.
He can TALK someone to death if they got a spark.
Tarn is actually perfect for the Side of Shrapnel theme lmao
I agreed! i always imagine a Side if Shrapnel episode intituled "Wanted: Potato!" wher the DJD is on the hunt for Potato, by order of their employer, and they actually succeed at capturing the poor little girl and defeating Reznya, the video ending with them throwing Potato at the feet of their employer before fading to black with a big to be continued on the screen...
Erwan Daoudal ok
@@Frost_the_polarian_fox big brain
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would be cool like his whole deal is like to find a tcog to transformer agian
"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent" - Luzz Bightyear
What
I’m convinced Alouette is the only one who doesn’t have a script. Moon just drops her VA in a room with the figure, it’s accessories and a mic and animates whatever he picks up.
Tarn singing and dancing was the greatest thing ever.
*Cease and desist*
I mean too me I say he can use this as a new torture method
The fact that Tarn says "Can I go home now?" is priceless
I always imagine Tarn to be insane, like space marine level of insanity.
Abandon reason! Know only war!
He was until he stop spam transforming
If I was the writer for a series I’d make Tarn one of the major antagonists for a season and a half near the end but his personality being sort of a tragic backstory with the dark side of him actually ripping out a T Cog from a random bot in a flashback to the cogs of Vehicon Grunts but his voice being like uuuuuum somewhere between the lines of Ultra Magnus from prime and let’s say Beast Wars Megatron and he’d be voiced by David Kaye
I hopeing they get Overlord nood
He goes around purging the decepticon ex soldiers who “betrayed” the cause, so he fits in the warhammer style of “religious craziness” (he likes torture)
you know... this costing 400$ makes me feel a little better about my Diaclone purchases.
Also when Alouette started singing Baby Shark I was really hoping Tarn would shoot her.
yeah me too, i mean she's disrespecting him i was expecting him to shoot her at one point
Diaclone is gr8. At least you bought them up and didn't have to buy them secondhand. I can't get Big Powered anymore
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Both barrels.
Me too after I read this
OC-waifu getting put on a pedestal lol.
The voice for Tarn here is perfect. Fits the character like a glove.
I assume you know but the writer for him thought Keith David would be his dream voice.
@@eyywannn8601 I can actually picture it. Actually I can picture keith david voicing about a thousand characters.
I see that the person in charge of wall decorations is a person of culture.
So you recognize the big poster behind the couch?
@@codydillon2144 Tamamo-no-Mae from Fate-franchise.
He's a classical music fan with his voice being able to freeze his victims in place he almost did it to shokwave once.
Also the djd has a sassy maid mother mini con fun fact
ah yes, that one time they had a skype call
It doesn't technically freeze them but more or less sends them into shock until they die.
He is actually Killing then, he has the ability to turn down machinery with his voice like it was an EMP, but he generally doesn't use it unless he doesn't want to get his hands dirty. Wich generally is not the case
You know, despite how irritating Alouette was being to Tarn, I never expected him to shoot her. I just assumed that everyone knew what happened to the Ultramarine that messed with Potato, and to they all know better. Great video by the way. It’s nice to see my favorite franchise get some love on your incredible channel.
Tarn could tangle with a death engine on genocidal steroids and crack(overlord), if they ever sent him to juka then he'd probably make her eat fusion. As for overlord, if he ever gets reviewed by somebody, that puppet girl could make a good match for him
Wait when does he shoot her?
@@geoshark12 She takes the piss out of his name halfway into the video and then you hear a "click". Tarn didn't shoot but he threatened to do it is all
@@someguy912 timestamp?
@@rexsanchasejoker0415 5:38
Dude this figure is clean AF I’m a cheapskate but I’d pay for corn
Is it just me, or did you also hear a sound like someone charging up a particle cannon just now?
Tarn: "It's TARN!"
@@xientau9028 that be tarn as he add another to the list and that list is something you don't want to be on.
@@FreezinUrTundra that’s what I said corn
@@RyanKufang1 😂👍
Everytime I see Tarn’s figure makes me wish we get a series with the DjD their lore is so interesting Tarn’s Vox and Kaon’s especially
Ok didn’t expect this many likes
Sucks that we don't see the DJD outside of the IDW continuity.
they ar like, the first autobot and the first decepticon, or am i wrong
Imagine if we get an SG series and the SG version of the DJD are the protagonists?
@@AgentSkidZ If these guys had been in the Prime series, it would have been epic!
funny tho coz "Tarn" appeared in the Transformers Cyberverse but they used him as a generic alternate Decepticon soldier
That is one shiny Decepticon. Also that shark outfit was totally unexpected, not that I'm opposed to it or anything.
On another note, one of these days you should ask Life of Boris if he wants to make a cameo in your future videos. That would be a sick crossover if it ever happens.
If Tarn is addicted to transforming, which is a natural function of Cybertronian physiology, would that make him the Transformer equivalent of a compulsive [redacted per RUclips regulations].
this is why the djd don't appear in any shows
One that also happens to take others once he’s beated his T-cog enough.
@@eyywannn8601 Ba-Zing
I mean yes but transforming is sorta a survival ability that increases one speed,strength, or powa compared to human doing da horny thing that just has some chemical effect.
@@flipdabirb2820this aged poorly. Tho halfway since they did kinda censored it like how spider-man animated series censored carnage and morbius
5:48 best squat out of the figure review series
Don’t know man, Soviet Tank Fairy’s AOE squat sitll the best for me, Korn’s a close second tho
to me, the Soviet Tank Fairy still has the record for the best squat, the buildup alone for that was worth it, and the pay off even better
@@danteMOPHO I stand corrected.
'one of the' best squats then.
Pretty sweet Tarn voice. And I love the dynamic of the reviewed action figure talking back.
"So you're a f***ing crackhead?!" cracked me up
Another Soviet tank fairy recruited. Though this one doesn’t transform so Potato would call him Broken Tank Fairy
Its ok, she can just send him to be fixed..... By soviet Elves
Alouette mocking Tarn was priceless! I thought he was going to flip his shit!
I especially loved the "Recording with Moon" segment at the end xD
I can hear the pain and Dissapointment in Tarn's tone of voice
7:04 Nice Bane reference
You think darkness is your Ally I was born in it molded by it I didn't see the light till I was a man and by then there's nothing to me but BLINDING
I almost had a heart attack when alouette stood up
Always appreciate the sheer number of Tamamo wall scrolls you have around the house. Man of Culture.
The Decepti-corn Corn!
I feel like she's just doing this to mess with him
Definitely.
But I wouldn't push it too far if Iwas you.
Unlike her, you are *not* adorable enough to get away with calling him that repeatedly.
@@xientau9028She’s adorable yes. But don’t let her shark attire fool you, she’s a pretty deadly bird. Like she’s the next worse thing you’d ever wanna mess with.
8:03 The most wholesome and yet chaotic laugh I've heard today.
“Mom, can we get a Gawr Gura?”
“No, we have a Gawr Gura at home.”
The Gawr Gura at home: 0:24
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🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
This is fine
HololiveEN, USA, Hing Kong, and Libertarian all in one post.
And they said you couldn't make a perfect post. 🥲
I was wondering when we'd meet again, snekman.
*brings hammer* can do
Honestly, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Moon just makes a Holo Live girl at some point.
PLEASE DEAR GOD NO.
Please god YES!!!
Loved the Invader Zim easter egg at the beginning, 10/10
4:53 "They took my squeezing arm... WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?!?"
To be honest, Tarn is one of the most violent characters in the Transformers IDW comics. But still, he’s kinda cool.
I don't know much, I know he's a crackhead for transforming though, so I can imagine him killing a Transformer and robbing the corpse for it's t-cogs
@@forecastlotus3899 he lead the DJD (decepticon justice department), they were essentially a group put together by Megatron to hunt down any decepticon defectors and all of them had a knack for torture so yeah he was definitely violent. If anything even Megatron, Deathasaurus, and Overlord was like "yeah.... you're insane I'm leaving, this was a mistake"
This has to be my favorite Alouette review! IT HAS BABY SHARK!
"No one cared who I was before I put on the mask."
Kay calm down there Bane- I mean...Korn. Or was it Khorne? Nope probably Torn.
3:11 Don't fucking do that on me. I just started playing DDLC.
Thx for being back my childhood 2:58
1:33 this was the moment when I got an ad for Genshin impact that started with " Paimon!"
6:17 I'm getting StarCraft brood war flashbacks from that music!
Yes yes ladies and gentlemen the legend the myth Potato is back 5:51
Fun Fact: Tarn can literally talk you dead.
This dude WEAPONIZED ASMR.
Yup. By lowering the tone of his voice, he can force a Transformers spark to decrease output and eventually spasm and go mini-nova. So in other words, he's killing you softly with his words.
5:38 Did i just hear Tarn use weapon point at her????
That last bit where Emily kept accidentally messing up the recording had me dying of laughter XD
0:26 Tarn understands common sense.
9:00 holy shit that's a massive wallscroll
8:25 this is the best thing I’ve seen today
3:59 as one transformers toy reviewer once said "SWIVEL HERE!!!"
A a man of culture I see
I hope that you do the Fem Tarn just to see how Aloutte will react to her
Awww, Tarn singing about Skybyte, how cute!
Man, Coffinjockey did an amazing job on voicing Tarn.. I immediately liked how Tarn comes across as intelligent, loyal and calculating.
Congrats on the new place, and funniest review yet! Lastly, huge shout out to that guy Adam for the baby shark piano cover.
I feel Tarn’s pain so much right here! And through the whole vid 3:01-3:17
Seeing tarn singing baby shark was the greatest thing ever.
Tarn is a surprisingly nice guy, when he's not murdering, especially to Nickle
1:25 one of my favorite lines ever said 😂
Seeing the amount of effort put into the baby shark bit makes me happy
Whoever voiced Tarn in this video did a fantastic job!!!
that squat had the most epic build-up i've ever seen
This is the most adorible review, dam Alouette so cute this ep.
Also nice to see the animation has gotten better, I mena its ALWAYS been good but this time it was way better. Some how u level up.
Also STILL wating for that MoonShine and Jobbythehong cross over ep one day.
Man i wish
@@jinbronkun we can just wait and see.
@@Ai-Saika but I think their joke is different
@@jinbronkun I still want the Figma reviewer and the Transformer reviewer.
@@Ai-Saika but we will see swivelman
Lol Tarn: I dont get paid enough for this
Coffinjockey has such a good voice for Tarn
Tarn sounded so depressed when singing. 😂
I see that cake was displayed on a whole wall, prime motivation
I still can't with your house full posters, just can't stop staring at them.
Their shark-dancing was the most wholesome thing I watched in a looong time. Thank you, MOONSHINE ANIMATIONS (I just realized that it looks like I was shouting this, but who cares, that made my day even better)
I love this video so much! It's made me laugh, smile, and spit out my drink at the same time!
hahaha I love Allouette's quirky taste in fashion~
Nooooo not the Doki Doki Literature Club! song 3:04 I just recently played the game!☠
Love that there’s classical music as he’s talking abt his equipment (quite fitting actually)
“what are you gonna do, talk me to death?” - robot talked to death.
5:46
Emirichu: " Yes, he can even SQUAT. "
Me: Wait, why would you need to know that-
Corn/Torn/Tarn: *SQUATS IN RUSSIAN*
Me: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When you stated the price of this guy, I think my heart ceased up for a moment.
Wow! This is the first review I’ve watched from this channel, and I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty blown away! I’m definitely considering picking this guy up after watching the review and seeing some in-hand pics.
I used to watch your older animations and now im watching this. This shit is funny asf lmfao. I love it. You guys came a long way. Then the bloopers at the end made my day
Alouette is high. Without a doubt.
I preffer the Mastermind Creations one tbh (wich can actually transform tho)
And is considerably cheaper, and looks and poses pretty much just as well as this one.
My god I love tarn’s voice it matches his character so well!
Cool. I learned about Tarn and the DJD from The Basics by Chris Mcfeely.
One of my favorite DJD members. Also Transformers comics are good highly recommend it
wait...so everyone who reviews on here actually buys there own stuff here and reviews them as the characters you made for them? THAT'S AWESOME IT ADDS MORE MEANING AND HEART TO EVERY VIDEO X'D
With that I can tell they are not only all weebs and nerds, but are also the kind of people I would spend a whole week with
Not all, it really depends on the company though.
The fact that he has a transforming addiction just puts the cherry on top
This is my first video of yours I've seen....and I LOVE IT!!!! Thank you the voice actor is hilarious. I'm hooked.
Good review and really funny, nice to see potato back to, also you should definitely review the studio series Devastator, FYI you might need some shelve space for him once he’s combined he’s big, combine that with the upgrade kit anyway awesome review guys keep up the good work
"Robot shark" made me laugh so hard
lore wise Tarn tortured his victims singing (well not actually it's just that his voice made transformers explode)
He looks gorgeous. My complements to your choice of music reviewing him at the beginning. That's the music I heard in DJD's introduction.
This was great I didn't expect the ending I should've known from the beginning
Alouette's puns... God, the puns.....
Tarn: *removes mask*
Alouette: *pikachu face* “ok”
Alouette. In a shark onesie. Singing "Baby Shark" while Stickbugging at 08:20.
forget the decepticorn, I need to know more about the CAT MAN WITH GUNS at 7:25
8:44 me in school in a nutshell
Bro your neko wallpaper is so frickin awesome my guy! I love it!
As every good Decepticon knows, squats on toes break your bones.
Is that an Invader Zim reference in the beginning?
In one side, it looks incredible! One of the best designed Decepticon I’ve seen in a while!
In another one, a Transformer that doesn’t,
TRANSFORM………. Just saying that hurts me….
I came here for a badass review of a badass robot SS officer. I stayed for the Sass. And god-DAYUMM that poster at 8:50.
I have never seen Alouette act this cute before like WTF!?
Me: oh this looks cool Might get it!
You: 2:40
Me: ight forget it