Cop Has a Shoot Out with an Acorn and an Eco-Friendly Funeral Scam! | Ep 88
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2024
- Dave calls in from Vegas!
A cop in Florida has a shoot out with an acorn, a couple in Colorado was busted running a scam with some dead bodies, Rachel Dolezal returns, and we play a special game of "Horrible Valentines Opinions!"
Guests: Flawdzilla and Meaux
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The guy was searched. The cop had a panic attack that made his legs go limp. The department let him retire instead of charging him for assault with a deadly weapon. If you or anyone else shot up a car over an acorn you’d be in prison but he gets Qualified Immunity.
Qualified immunity would require the officer to be Qualified. Qualified means extensive training. There's no way he had a panic attack if he was trained. Therefore he shouldn't have Qualified immunity.
Ik you was just stating what they said happened, so this isn't directed towards you.
Yeah, something smells off. After he burned 3/4th of his mag on the back of the car, he laid down saying "I'm hit" and burned the rest
... was there multiple acorns?
I've seen hundreds of these videos and these guys often keep a small firearm tucked in their ass. One video has them searched, handcuffed, and the guy fires on police.
@@xpaulyxableno you haven't.
@@xpaulyxableSo they cuffed an assailant and then said assailant pulled a gun out of his arse?
People like you will come out w anything to defend a badge
Cop: "Come out with your hands up!"
Squirrel: 🙌
Squirrels return fire eith mpre accorns
I find the lack of Ahoys disturbing
Indeed
I agree with Flawd. Ive been married for 26 years. Dont shame your man by advertising your bare bodies to other men
It doesnt have to be about 'revealing' clothes... my Missus calls me 'the talking mirror' ..she asks me opinions about her work outfits sometimes and i will tell her if it 'aint working' , she tells me as well when i am looking a state , its one of the cool things about relationships.... frikkin feedback
"If you bring your loved one to a former pizza hut, you get what you get"
Dave is so damn funny
Flawd calling out Angela on her feminist views was great 👍👍
Flawd is right on the sex issue. Feminism has ruined dating and the beauty of being in a relationship
How the hell did Angela work for Crowder 😂
How are the ambiguously Normal duo not at 1M subs yet. Let's do this!!!
Because only somethings are funny, I like the show and guests but half the time the jokes are shit , I don’t find them as funny as when they were on crowder,
They don't promote enough. I heard about this show kinda.....through the grapevine....
@@weadoneBecause Stephen is Hilarious. Wish everyone shouted the punchlines.
Also being you’re someone who spells some things as one word, I suspect a lot of the humour goes over your head.
"Sexual compatibility" is 110% feminism
Not really. If your genes are too similar to a potential partner's, then they will stink and you'll generally be unattracted to them. Beyond that though, I agree with you.
I agree. If one has a twig and berries and the other has a taco, theyre sexually compatible. "Sexual compatibility" sounds like code for looking for a sex god at the expense of what really matters.
The statistics on cohabitating prior to marriage and its correlation with divorce are clear and irrefutable. It's actually one of the easiest demonstrations of "common sense" being at odds with reality.
The question I ask is why? A lot of people see a statistic like that and don't even attempt to explain why, they just accept it as fact.
Ive never seen a person pull a real life ricky bobby. That acorn sounded nothing like a gunshot... dude just started screaming and rolling around.
Help me tom cruise!!
Flawed is actually pretty based, respect
With police like these, who needs criminals?
Glock 19 - probably 15 rounds in the magazine. The cop rolled over twice instead of trying to move away because he hoped to destroy his body cam so that nobody would see proof that he executed the already handcuffed prisoner in the vehicle he was shooting.
He retired because the body cam wasn't destroyed.
Absolute surgical precision in this comment. Right down to the g19 capacity lol WITHOUT googling.... 4" barrel or 4.25"?
@bobbyberry5559 I still carry a G22, though. More mods for it make it more useful to me.
They were on duty, so likely carrying the 17, which holds 17+1 9x19's.
Unless they were carrying a 22, which holds 15+1 in .40SW
That cop video was nuts...
I love flawdzilla i been watching him since he was just rap music reactions
The cop is the real life equivalent of a Storm Trooper from Star Wars lol.
Dave had the housekeeping staff change his sheets to Miracle Made
I live right down the road from that funeral home
Lucky.. did you get any free soup?
Glock 17 = 17 rounds +1 in chamber
Glock 19 = 15 rounds +1 in chamber
Another excellent show! Love the Normal World
IT WAS ONE OF THEM GHOST ACORNS WITH A ILLEGAL BUMP STOCK
For being in Texas, you know way too little of basic firearms
nah dude theres “8 rounds in a glock clip” lol
Yaya! Flawd and Meux!! I love when all of yall are together! I do miss Elijah though...
Not 8 rounds, 17 rounds. Per mag. Dude dumped 35 rounds, plus the other cop shot a few. So call it 40 rounds and none of them connected with the acorn.
7:59 Standard issue Glock 19 is usually 15-20 rounds, more with an extended mag. 8+1 is more for, like, a 1911.
Edit: Went back and counted - he fired 20 rounds.
This must be the origin story of Paul Blart and how he ended up as a mall Cop...
The squirrel in the tree, freaking butter fingers.
That squirrel emptied his bowls.
He thinks a glock has 9 rounds in it 😂😂
"on valentines day, no means yes!" I'm dying!!
Acorns falling from trees at my house have literally dented my car. I get it. We've never thought we were being shot at though. Lol
Meaux is looking super healthy, I know, weird thing to say, but true.
Flawd is hilarious as always
9 rounds in a Glock eh?...
Didn't know cops were adhering to Cali compliance 🤣
Finally getting to watch! Yay! Flawd and Meaux! Love you!! Hey Dave, hey QBG, hey Angela! 👋
Who dis
Cop was carrying a g17, or 19. The 17 has a 17 rnd mag, the 19 has a 15 rnd mag.
If he's made of chocolate that makes Garret a Kinder Surprise
whoops. Sorry google kids,
that's a comment meant for rumble...
I like Body Hut personally,it would even have a great slogan:No one outbodies The Hut. 😂
theory: some kid in a back yard with a sling shot
Flawd and Meaux are Cool As... always been a watcher and they definitely deserve as much success as is Humanly possible ....
BIG UPs from England
Absolutely unhinged episode… loved it.
It’s usually 15 or so in a Glock. Depending on the Glock. The ones they were using most likely 15 or 16
15 +1 rounds in a Glock 19 if you're using a standard magazine.
WORST transtition ever I can't imagine the face of miracle sheets people after hearing that one I laughed so hard I couldn't breath and almost needed my own sheet !
that's the power of comedians right there turn a negative into a positive well done
Note the distinct lack of gunshot noise accompanying the acorn
Daves room looks like a furnished apartment in 1982
American say E-mooo. Aussies say E-myooo
I'm American. I say Ee-mew (or 'E-myooo' as you wrote it).
Dude rolled around like Ricky Bobby "on fire". Someone call Tom Cruise, or Baby Jesus.
Best episode
The acorn shouldn't have resisted
“Nine round clip”Nice job guys.
This show is awesome. Y'all gotta promote it more! This channel deserves a Million
As soon as Angela said "sheets" I knew exactly what was coming next.
SHEETS?! LMAO
Great show guys! Luckily, I got to watch after the little one went to bed because j was dying laughing the whole time. PS- I agree Meaux looked beautiful tonight 😍
That damn Ice Age squirrel gets around.
How come no one smelled the bodies?!?! 189?!?! 😮😮😮
I think dave was just phoning it in this episode
Much love from FLAWD SKWAD 🎉
Love that this has a translation for this😂
Funeral home joke:
I dropped grandpa's ashes and forgot to clean up, water got on them and now g-pa is a step
Best ad read yet!!
Your ad-reads are getting better and better! 😂
He crawled out of the street beside a car that was in a driveway cross the street from the cruiser 😂😂😂
Wheres Dave broadcasting from? a 1979 Howard Johnson
Stardust in 77
Police are issued 15 round mags. I am only allowed to own 10 round mags. Apparently the police need every bit of their capacity. I on the other hand would have 9 rounds remaining.
There’s a reason for the saying, “There’s something in the wedding cake”. People can keep their crazy hidden, even when living with someone. I sadly have friends who lived with their future spouses for anywhere from 3-10 years. Didn’t hit the skids until they tied the knot. I’m sure it’s harder to hide the crazy when living together, but it’s not enough of a stop-gap to outweigh the relational complications that come from the tepid commitment and supplemental intimacy that is a hallmark of living with someone who isn’t your spouse. Not that those relationships can’t work out, but it’ll start your marriage off on the wrong foot and requires some recalibration. …And you could still end up with crazy.
Best Miracle Made sheets ad ever😂
Guy in the police car: "What the fuck is going on? This is a jay-walking ticket!"
Dave's last joke, from the balcony.
I laughed so hard in this episode, I actually blacked out...came to, and am now, re watching
The squirrel jokes will flow...
That ad read....
I'm pissing myself walking my dog in an english field and I might just buy some new sheets.
That TryMiracle segue was so smooth it came wrapped up in their sheets.
John Wayen Gayce was a democrat not a republican.
Depends on the type of magazine for pistol. Some are 10, 15, 17 or 21.
Why does Dave look like he's streaming from the 70s?
I shed a tear while laughing multiple times.
This stream was amazing! 🤣
Squirrels causing havoc
Without a spouse partner, the kids are at a loss at the jump. Marriage matters more, then kids, then everything else
Quarter black world. Normal Garet
I love this line up. Its so wild seeing Meaux and Flawd getting more and more conservative (independent conservative)
Is that his wife?
🤦🏻♀️ yes
It's also nice to see conservatives not reject someone just because they have tats, or aren't a traditional conservative.
@@user-jz9bg3bu6n I think common law maybe
@@spracketskooch Tattoos are cringe though, especially on women. Nose rings are even worse. I call them uglifiers.
The cop had ptsd, he fought the great squirrel war of 1999.
The pro live together or sex before marriage argument is cope to the highest degree. It's made by people who don't want responsibility.
If someone fakes who they are before marriage, living together doesn't rule that out.
So called "compatibility" is just an excuse to bang. If you are compatible, then don't bang again until after your married. Except that isn't the real reason, is it?
You love your spouse enough to have children but you don’t love your children enough to say with your spouse sounds fucked but it kinda makes sense
I have to know where QB Garrett got his sweatshirt!!!
38:11
murder is only 5% of what John Wayne gacy did.
The rest was r@p3
The other guys 2: acorns of death
Angela's feminism got triggered lol
I laughed my ass off. Great show guys.
Depends on the model of Glock, but it’s 15-17 rounds in the Glock 19 or 17 which are the most common models in law enforcement. So 2 magazines is up to 35 rounds shot which is nothing short of miraculous that no one was shot!!
This was an extremely riveting show! Lol
17:43 "She looks hot here"
No, she doesnt. She looks slightly less ugly. Women dont determine the hotness of women. Men do.
QB, I must know where you got your sweatshirt. I need one.
Miracle made sheets:
Worst segway ever
Sorry guys, whether they sold it to us or not through the TV bras are a very important thing. Maybe think of it as something that was needed and someone came up with it and then they advertise it.. depending on your size it can be quite uncomfortable to go without a bra for an extended period of time, and those babies will be flopping around all over. If you don’t want men looking at your woman, that’s not the way to go.
Sure, bras have a purpose. Especially sports bras. Imagine female athletes running and jumping without them :D most female athletes have smaller bobs in the first place, but they would still make things harder than they need to be, no pun intended.
I think Flawds point was more about pushing back on the narrative that bras are something men forced on women just to "imprison" the bobs. I dont think hes against bras.
I heard that wearing a bra is what makes the tiddies more floppy because they get used to the support. Kinda like when men take testosterone and their balls stop producing it, or when you put someone on a ventilator and their lungs stop trying to breathe. It makes sense but im not sure how much of a difference it makes. Theyll eventually get floppy with age no matter what.
“Ah man, we missed it”
“We got next year”
Still February guys… Can still do it this year.
" U've Been Roofied" 🤣is why I can never stay mad at Dave. Even knowing that him reading this comment, though he won't, would probably be like "Who is this looser nobody who get's that involved with a youtube comedian?" Well Dave if we didn't watch you would not have a show and I was a comedy junkie since Fred G. Sanford, Jerry Lewis et. al. If I had ten wishes one of them would be to go toe to toe on dark humor with you. It would be a blast.
Edit, it wouldn't be youtubeable. 😎
Smash that like button folks- give em the ol handy
It’s fitting that they spent the money on crypt-o lol!!
Sex isn't love. Get to know them...Sooo you can say BYE easily duh