ARGONIANS ARE PROPERTY (MORROWIND TRAP)
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- Опубликовано: 27 апр 2018
- Morrowind. Based Telvanni Dunmer raps about other Tamriel races and his Muatra.
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You know a true Morrowind veteran composed these lyrics, simply because the first thing they dissed was a Bosmer.
im not an OG morrowinder, what does this mean 😞
@@tengu2D The OG Morrowind community has intense hatred for Bosmer. It's kind of a running joke. For layman's terms-- Fargoth is like the Nazeem/memed NPC that everyone kills and racism tends to stem around Bosmer due to the harash atmosphere of Morrowind racism.
You can see other media of this like the old meme video "Morrowind - Celebration" where one of the jokes is just slaughtering Bosmer fargoth clones for no reason. Just how Morrowind is back in the day, random "haha murder hobo Bosmer funni".
@@Shogun_Sorrow i love the Elder Scrolls community
and thanks sm for explaining!
I can imagine telvanni teens jamming to this at winterhold college campus during weekend partys
Ukko The Dwarf i can imagine the telvanni bois beating up fellow argonian student mage for sharing the same hall of countenance
Arysutha Negara well now that you mention it, you dont see lot of argonian mages in winterhold,,,,
telvanni "youths"
@@sygos attention 900 year old army subscribe to pewdiepie
*Argonian that’s the dragonborn walks in.*
"Why walk, when you can ride?" I'm dying...
I know, right?! I am soooooo immature! lol!
Why ride when you can travel underground? All of the Hist are connected, and there are Hist trees in almost every Argonian town in Argonia
I gotta use this line to flirt, it’s too thundercock energy not to.
@@Vencidious nice to know the slaves can go from one plantation to the next so fast!
Hippity, Hoppity
Lizards are property.
Correct
And shoes. Really good shoes.
CHIM'd so hard, I felt another Dragonbreak erupt
You can feel it too, don't you?
Argonians are property
They may or may not have killed m’aiq in this video
So lit
StraightUpIrish HHHHHEEEEYYYYY!!! Its my British homie
What a grand and intoxicating mixtape!
A Mixtape... hmmm. 🤔
@@AllINAllmusic please?
Nirn needs you
Now that I've finally familiar with Berserk... NO.
Fuck you Griffith
@@gutstheabsolutestud9100 ruclips.net/video/mfD7nScwPb8/видео.html
No form of recall or intervention can get this song out of my head
i just realized that the orcs appeared to get a pass, heh.
make good Slave drivers them and nords so long as there greedy there fine
@@CommanderM117 Yeah with their looks they're great to strike fear into the slaves
Orsimer and Dunmer weirdly get along.
Indirectly, they were shat on by Boethia. So the pass is mutual.
Real respects real
What's the difference between a guar and an argonian?
One of them is a lazy lizard that can't do anything but grunt and lazily wallow around all day and the other is a guar.
Suddenly, the Black Tide.
@@mirurururuvein of course an anime pfp gremlin is pro-argonian
@@fiddlesticks7245 I mean you can't argue with what happens morrowind got annihilated by black marsh also of course who wouldn't support argonian it's most certainly better than supporting an entire economy that thrives off slavery
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere Morrowind didn't get annihilated, you concussion victim. The Velothis range (Redoran) and Fyrewatch (telvanni peninsula) and isles are still under dunmer control
@@fiddlesticks7245 ok how about I word it differently Morrowind got their ass kicked by black marsh
This video is pure Ebony.
R Zero property of the emperor?
The beats are fire, like my ancestor's wrath
Get the Black Horse Courier!
Eruption!: The Red Mountain in the province of Morrowind has erupted after a Telvanni poet dropped an explosive track on Tamriel!
I was playing this song around my cousin(he loves to play as argonians in every elder scrolls game ) so when he heard "argonians are property" he got triggered
(Argonain reeeing)
Neeeeneeeeeneeeee Neeeeneeeeeneeeee neneneeenee
@@ranaaldridge8685 underrated comment 😭😭😭😭😭
@Ryan Borganson *CHEEEEEEEEESE*
May The Hist Guide Us, Marsh-Friends.
Telvanni go hard
I waiting for you to appear:D
Always here
Like Divayth Fyr
Last time someone went this hard, Malacath shat out Baar Dau
Best house
This outcome I did not foresee, that you would bring such FIRE RYHMES MY N'WAH
This is probably the most accurate representation of the Morrowind community I've ever seen. Y'all are amazing.
~Y'all n'wahs don't even drink skooma~
Also: Yo mama so fat, even a full set of Feather enchantments couldn't get her ass moving.
Yo mama so fat she makes Yagrum Bagarn look like Caius Cosades
Yo mama so fat I needed a scroll of Icarian flight just to get on her
Yo mama so fat, she bigger and heavier than Baar Dau
Yo momma so fat it takes the heart of Lorkhan to keep her blood pumping
WHAT A FOOL I AM , HOW COULD I KILL A RAP GOD
WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE!
All my mer from Tel Vos to Vivec nod, Vehk nod.
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI
I should've somehow worked that in.
Regardless, great work love your stuff.
I'd be so psyched to see AllinAll and Young Scrolls do a collab
Yes
No. The fire from such bars would burn the godhead from the inside
You'll hear me playing these sick beats out from my new silt strider sound system.
Bring it on.
fucking dope
Make sure you install some spell reflect on that thing so the neighbors can't cast Silence on you.
M' Serra, just made me re-install Morrowind again.
Now go buy some slaves.
Skyrim fans: OMG the Nords in Windhelm are so racist
Morrowind fans:
Nords are racist? So is literally EVERY OTHER RACE IN TAMRIEL.
Thanks to my dunmeri fire resistance I survived this *LIT* trap.
SUPERIOR DUNMER GENETICS
once you go dunmer there no going back Sora
This is how you honor the 6th house, the tribe unmourned.
I knew what I was getting myself into when I decided to watch Morrowind fan stuff on youtube. Just having to remind myself of that...because I think this is perfect
Is this the true effect of the Tools?
Chronica it is.
When DJ Kagrenac played this, it was so fucking lit the Dwemer turned to ash
@@samuelwithers2221 C0DA MAKES THIS CANNON
Lit as red mountain.
Do you have boots of blinding speed on? From Facebook to here.
you bet, my n'wah
Why is this actually a great song?
this makes me happy vvardenfell maybe a apocalyptic wasteland now but the memes will stay and dunmeri culture.
thank you muthsera
More than welcome! *cries*
CommanderM117
In dragonborn didn't someone say something about resettling going on
yes in the southern land the island itself is very unlikely to get settle for another 200 year maybe more
I dont remember where did it said it but in Skyrim it says that 10 or so years after the eruption they managed to rebuild even up to Balmora.
i recently seen that i don't see how thos as an eruption from that beast would take half of morrowind with it it as big as throat of the World or was so the island would normal be under water
I've heard that accent Elswheyr
Damn this new.
Summer Hit of 3E 18
Now in 4E 201, we be bringin' it back
He can rap because Is an dark elf
This deserves more views.
Thank you! I was hoping Russian (my country) TES community would share it but so far they passed on this one:D
AllIN All America will not fail you !!!
the Ashlands of scotland gives you a like
France send you their regards
Now rise for the Morrowind national anthem
Holy shit these lyrics are clever as fuck. Well done my guy.
Dunmers: Thalmor? Stormcloak? What? Get the hell out my yurt, n’wah.
I'm offensive and I find this argonian.
Casate conmigo.
Godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
Nice One
@@barbiidollxox just report him, fucking unbelievable, this people...
@@FernandoSegovia701 thanks :) and yeah i will, it was so uneccessary
This song made it really easy to remember all the race names. Lots of good cultural knowledge too. Definitely recommending this as a tutoring tool.
Finally, someone said what we're all thinking about Argonians.
I just zero summed after watching this. Great work!
This is the closest to gangster rap I’ll listen to.
As an Argonian, I approve this message.
Lizards are property
-This message was from House Dagoth gang
@@markokrstic8795
No, we aren't, you fucking idiot
-This message was from An-xileel gang
Why is the farm equipment speaking? BACK TO WORK, N'WAH!
Every dunmer gangsta till the swamp starts speaking lizard
@@hides-in-marshes1434 get off the Internet, S'wit
This.... This is art. It actually brought a tear to my eye
*"Your mom came for a visit, asked me how I'm getting by"*
*I point to my 'short blade,' say...*
*Why walk when you can ride?" *
I literally screamed so loud my cat left
Holy shit, this is actually good.
Straight outta Balmora.
This shit is more fire than Goldbrand
the 10th divine
Vivec achieved CHIM after watching this
I think i just achieved chim
Shit someone isngoing to give young scrolls a run for their money. Nice worm
And just like Young Scrolls he's going to be niche for a while until his channel blows up.
the recording industry association of argonia has given this a parental advisory warning for explicit content
HeadlessKamikaze such nice guys:D
The ultimate Morrowind/Dunmer experience
Damn those dry-skin Dunmer and their sick beats! Thank the hist for the An-Xileel!
Tit, God of the spores just wait
ruclips.net/video/M6cGzbzoEWE/видео.html
I approve.
I love this and the An-Xileel song so much, they are literally running in loop while I play eso as my dunmer
legendary
just mad because you can't breathe underwater without a high alteration skill
How bout you alter some bitches nwah
grind down some kwama beaks and hackle-Lo leaves, or fungus. any dunmer can grind something to dust and add water
At first I didn't like this, now I'm humming along. It's only a matter of time before I start singing along. Someone take this away from me.
NO. I'm going to Coldharbour and I'm taking you all with me.
Can't take me if I'm already dead.
King of Worms might disagree with you on this.
Is that a threat? >:^0000
In Morrowind you do not obey Gravity, Gravity obeys you.
dude how much time did you spend on these lyrics they are god like XD
Gavin Rae not too much. Cause I spent too much time playing this game and it all came from it:)
When you're out with your seras and someone says: "Make this quick outlander!".
I only found your music recently and it's so good I just can't believe I've been living without it
I'm reporting for racism.
you can't be racist to animals.
Insert "ooooooooohhhhhh" reaction here.
Nice one.
@@tlj2400 no because humans are superior to farm equipment
@@tlj2400 t. not mad at all why do you ask?
Are you a Shalk? You're spitting hot fire.
That's a new favorite one:D
This is so stupid BUT WHY IS IT SO GOOD
You think this is stupis? You just wait and see...
haha woops, ill fix it
Brainlet N'wahs: Argonians are the most powerful race because during the oblivion crisis, when the gates opened they invaded Mehrunes Dagons realm so hard that he had to close the gates out of fear and their connection to the hist meants that they are immortal and have access to a superintelligent species wide collective consciousness and they also...
Dunmer:
They needed a tree to do that
@@hunterfudge2597 a leaf!
This has brightened up my week. Thank you so much, sera
You are welcome! New one next week:)
I have an unhealthy addiction to this song.
No, this man has an addiction: ruclips.net/video/NCLu2yy_dP8/видео.html
He's only hittin that moon sugar a few times a day "Weak... he's weak" -Molag-s Bal's. I live to watch this all the time.
Cameron Gibb Argonians recorded a response btw.
We saved those n'wah's by bringing them into our intellectual, cultured society! If those filthy beast-folk don't thank us for letting them serve in our mushroom towers... I'll personally release my nix hounds and start the bloodmoon all over again.
If it has a tail...
IT’S UP FOR SALE
If its eye is red, it should be dead
I came here years ago for Pelinal, yet this song always pops back into my head. I am cursed.
блять, это прекрасно
я не могу перестать переслушивать это снова и снова
благослови тебя Трибунал
At first I thought this was violent but now my saltrice plantations are thriving.
This is An-Xileel. AllINAll can't talk now but if you could send us your location that would be nice
So, last night I contacted customer service because an army of beligerent reptiles invaded my farm? I'd like a full refund please. 1/10 will find slaves somewhere else.
This guy likes to walk a fine line
Welcome to Morrowind. Now get out
Not sure if this caused me to zero sum or achieve CHIM
How are there only 17k views on this?
Beastrace propaganda.
Filthy creatures. I've share this with all my n'wahs… Even a few outlanders if I think they are men of culture.
I'm also praying this blows up and you make more quality tracks.
This beats honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
5 years and this is still popping man
AllInAll you made me buy Morrowind with this, already a few hours into it and I love it
I forgot about this song and I'm happy I've found it again
N'wahs wit Attitude
My level 50 Altmer Battlemage is crying, you roasted her too hard
Good stuff my N'wah 👌👌👌
At this point, I want to see someone do a Dunmer-themed parody of Johnny Rebel where all the songs trash talk Argonians and Khajit.
Now I like skooma, and cold Mazte, but I hate the N'wahs, yessiree.
There's two known things that'll make me puke, that's a cold slimy lizard, and those walkin' fur boots.
They're N'wahs; you've seen it,
Stick your cat-back out and I'll skin it.
And the Imperial City-
Can't win if the Dunmer stick with N'wah hatin me.
~Dagoth Reb
Edit: (Hlaalu, Hlaalu! Where are you? I'm on my knees in Cyrodil, selling out on you!
Hlaalu, Hlaalu, come out! "No! I'm a-scared of Telvanni back on Vvardenfell!")
you got every house dynamic perfectly.
ALMSIVI you magnificent bastard.
I love that Caius Cosades is just chillin'.
"Can Daedra be killed?"
"We'll see."
*plays song*
I watch this on a daily basis
Where was this when I was playing my first 1k hours of Morrowind? Good n'wah, I love this.
N00Bella I didn’t have a mic and trap wasn’t a thing when I was playing Morr for the first time:)
I lost it at "Why walk when you can ride?"
ur makin me feel like a nerd because i actually like this
edit: u should make an instrumental to this :D
this is incredible, ive been listening to it 10+ times a day lol
thank you
leaving me speechless, first time hearing player character morrowind bars
bruh you animated caius getting high i can die now
The lines about the Ashlands are pure fire !
Telvanni changing the game
I have watched this at least 10 times today. And I'm going to watch it at least 100 more. This video has achieved peak CHIM
There is a wheel that's rapping and you must guard against it.
I listened to this song like 30 times already.
Love those animations