EVERY VIDEO IS BETTER THAN THE LAST And the way the lore is dropping in via lyrics just makes it better, even obscure shit like the Hist is explained better here than in the actual games It's also really good that we have tracks from both sides, the meta is developed and people need to know argonians are more like cosmic horror than goofy lizardpeople I'm so PUMPED you dont even know
DeoMachina me posting and you commenting is a symbiotic arms race:D Dude thanks a lot. I was hoping someone notices that I didn’t wanna do danbull type “i read race descriptions” fantasy rap thing. The more you lear about Hist the more you realize how deep those roots are.
Right, also its important that you didn't gloss over the slavery or imperialism in the setting, even though it might put some people off. There's no way an Argonian is just going to sing about comfy swamps when they have emancipation on their minds, and what you did makes it so immersive and real. Gonna tweet Todd Howard to hire you :p
“Queen Barenziah is the real Lusty Argonian Maid.” Damn. An-Xileel diss man, you just murdered every single Dunmer out there with that line. Good job, Marsh Brother.
@@yanniz_the_iron The entirety of the Elder Scrolls is the dream of a supreme God (the Godhead). To achieve CHIM is to realize you're in a dream, which allows you to alter the dream and basically bend reality. The power of altering the dream of the Godhead is so overpowered that it may be what led to the Dwemer disappearing. Basically it's saying that the Hist is so powerful that it will hack reality to wipe out every Dunmer by manipulating the dream of the Godhead.
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere Nah, that's what dragonbreaks are for. The only practical impact the existence of the Godhead has on lore is the ability for characters to achieve CHIM or zero-sum upon realizing its existence. Though now that I think about it they did use Talos to retcon Cyrodiil's climate so you have a point.
I love the contrast between this and dunmer's track. "Argonians are property" is a pompous claim of hOw CooL OuR BrOs ArE. "An-Xileel" is creepily confident statement of what argonians actually did, a recollection of facts, of history. It is but an accertaining - yes, lizard folk can and will tear you apart if you will cross their pass. To recall a good old movie: dunmers got "replica" written on the side of their track while argonians got "Desert Eagle point five O".
this is brilliant; the AN-XILEEL video uses the Skyrim model as a base where the old Property video uses Morrowind as the base, to mark the end of Dunmeri era of glory. Also since Skyrim Argonians are looking more ferocious compared to their predecessors, it also marks their phase of evolution into stronger being and form the greater Argonia from them Dunmeri remains.
Another thing; you clearly see than the Property video is exactly Dunmeri flexing their proud heritage and wealth on every unspecified race they consider irrelevant to their cause and just want want to look down at them violently, while the An-Xileel video is clear diss track attacking specifically the Dunmer on Morrowind just to condemn them further before finishing them off, calling out their past acts of atrocities they are unaware of. In similar fashion of Idubbbz vs Ricegum fiasco, the Argonian responded to his challenges appropriately and trashes the Dunmeri until they can't respond shit and scared of the impact, throwing more duds while doing the most flimsy attempt of defense, condemning them further into the Skyrim Civil War era.
@@garuelx8627 Yeah so far he is the only one who fucked a daedric prince.(that we know of) So atm Vivec has everybody beat.With the exception of the elf who had sex with Meridia.
I'm surprised no one talked about the line "You are not prey". That's even scarier than most lines the Hist drop, sans "Your existence in godhead no longer required".
@@danielshore1457 Exactly the argonians and the Hist have a symbiotic relationship. That runs deeper than anything in nature and deeper than any of the other sentient races could ever hope to understand. I am just wondering if centuries later. Will we see more evolved variations of argonians to deal with a variety of threats? Like argonians that are naturally resistant to magic for example.
I mean, this is portraying the aftermath of a brutal military campaign by some righteously pissed lizards against the people that enslaved them for centuries. It has every reason to be dark, creepy, bloody, & macabre
First the Dunmer fanboys lose their whole province and the vast majority of their favorite race to Red Mountain and the Argonians... And now they lose the rap battle as well. You've really outdone yourself with this one, the last one was incredible and this is just a big step up.
@@mmirlas2820 Not all of vardenfell is but Balmora is already practically rebuilt and Mournhold. There are still some refugres but the Dunmer are moving back to morrowind. The petty Argonians were easily pushed back out almost completely. I think the Dunmer are doing pretty well.
@The Reptile King I think you're missing the point. They only got so far because their volcano erupted and they had no army or defenses. As soon as Redoran took charge they immediately kicked Argonian ass and pushed them out. They are lucky the Redoran didn't care about making them slaves to teach them their place. Also they aren't on their knees. They already rebuilt alot of their cities already including Mournhold
I absolutely adore this and I'm glad I understand enough TES lore to really appreciate it. Argonians are my favorite race so it's nice to finally see content where they get the credit they deserve.
I just logged in my account to write a comment because oh my, you deserve it. This video is not only a diss track to those filthy tribunal folk, this is also a track that really shows how much Argonians changed throughout the series. Although the 4th Era is kind of a shitshow for a majority of the races in Tamriel, it's amazing seeing the Argonians rising from the destruction caused by the Oblivion Crisis to become a powerful and dangerous race that even the Thalmor couldn't get their hands on. Anyway, amazing job!
Thanks for logging in! And yeah Argonians went Doom Slayer on the Dagon. Stick around a new vis is around the corner (full on animation this time around).
With every game the argonians become more and more threatening, to the point where I ask myself: "wait these kinda lanky grey people enslaved the 7 feet crocodiles who could bite a man in half?"
Dude, Argonians could make an empire, they're machines of war. They're good warrior, assassins, breath underwater, adapt themselves to any climate condition, they're masters in guerrila tatics, are immune to any kind of disease and poison. The problems are they're very accommodated because of their beliefs and aren't a centralized nation, but if wouldn't these facts...
@@patrickjanuario3291 Pre-Duskfall was literally more advanced then the Barsabic Ayleids in the Arcane Arts, and dominated not only all of black marsh, but did trade with places like Cyrodil, Elsweyr, and had a vested interest in Southern Morrowind for its volcanic glass. An-Xileel pushed the Dark Elves out of Southern Morrowind, declared independence from the Empire, and cemented Black Marsh's territory. I don't really know what more you could want to claim them as an "empire".
The Hist part is fucking amazing. The only thing I can nitpick is Hist using past tense, but does anyone give a shit, when their burns are as they are?
I think he’d be disappointed that the argonian’s stopped after only conquering a part of Morrowind. Seriously though, you’d think the fate of the ayleid’s would of served as enough of a warning about the consequences of slavery.
“Damnit you oversized Iguanas, you had one job, one job, and it was to annihilate the filthy devil eared tar skins and you couldn’t finish the job, ugh you had potential” - Pelinial probably
Lyrics: So clumsy! All my fault... Its time for a prayer X2 for our lord dres can't wake up and his food has gone stale. His whip won't be cracking. All netch ran away Marsh brothers, Marsh sisters it is a good day. An-xileel drag you under water, hold your head beneath till the bubbles stopped. An-xileel sipping hist midst slaughter, heard you couldn't breathe open up your throat. An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel.It's 4 o'6 and we got something we about to fix. A horde of blue warmbloods with chitin at the end of their sticks. Although volcano-fried Dunmer Ain't at the top of my list, I'll go for anything if I can wash it down with the hist. Oh what a wonderful plantation you have got for yourself! I see you are planning on expansion, we are here to help! Erect the spine of the welcome to our friends at house dres. A spine of every Dunmer that i met and pulled through their chest . Imagine Django unchained but it's a 1000 Godzillas, They do not run towards ya. they go through you till it kills ya. All clad in Deadric protection they came from beating the dagon. You are allowed to defect now but you can never go home, the Nagas will take what is left and they will chew you up. I wonder why underwater you couldn't call me N'wah. Tribunal likes banning books but we are bound by hist, to all the knowledge that is there and will ever exist. You seem to be outta loop so let me bring you to date Queen Barenziah is the real lusty argonian maid. You think 'Oblivion Crisis' we think that we are invited. They had to wait till we left so they could seal the doors behind us. Deadrea of killing and violence, don't mind we looted your asylum, you fuck with hist you are set for pain through out all kalpas. Your papa don't remember shit about the attack, your mama don't remember shit about the attack. All the books and all the other dunmer that you met, none of those who do remember ever made it back. This is the hist, do not resist. Alter your form, stronger tenfold, we will not resist. First to arrive, we took our time. Unite your minds, reach out your branches to one that is mine. The elder way. You are not prey. Had to remove everything that got in our way. Your presence in godhead, no longer required; existence denied X2. It's now underwater, it sees only blackness, Red eyes coming out like the millions of candles it makes me so happy. We do spare children, Dres no need to beg. What are we, some beasts? For the matter... We only hurt those that don't look like an egg. You can be casting chameleon, you can be hiding your trails, but in my land of black marsh even shadows have scales. Pray for the house telvanni those mages screamed really funny, and Dres has offered khajiit when we rejected their money. Dagoth deep-fried cause of their `´very strategic´location. Redoran we will see each other in the next iteration, and for the house hlaalu I ain't got nothing to say. Cause we can change our gender but they just keep being... I see you sneezing, it must be knahaten flu, oh poor you, oh poor you... X4
Man, it's been quite a bit sicen this came out, but i just make a weird connection between this track and war songs of the jugoslavian civil war. Everyone is impressed by how creepy the hist part is, but peersonally, there are some lines in the song that are extremely good in how they play in the context of the lore and most of those are straight up insults. I can't help drawing pararells between the multiple times they make fun of the dunmer for having entire swats of their populations die in a natural disaster (Vulcano fried dunmer and very strategic location lines) and the serbs singing "there are no more turkish pies made from pasavina's golden weath" in alija alijo, where, iirc, they brag about having slaugthered tons of farmers in pasavina. This track drolls pure spite, not even just the promise of violence, no, pure and utter spite to a point where even something as horrifying as the red mountain eruption is seen with glee by the argonians. This song feels true, it's about a fantasy setting but god damn it feels true, and i love it for it.
I'm no Argonian fan, but damn is this song fucking amazing. Every single lyric, animation, and scene is great. My favorite is the one where the Dunmer population drops into a downward spiral. Second best part is when the Hist started to unleash its own diss. Now that's fucking enthralling. I only wish I could like this to the same amount of genocided Dunmer.
I just realized that you used morrowind models in Argoniand are property, but switched to skyrim models for this one because this music video is fourth era lore.
Trying to get some friends together to do a rock/punk/grunge cover for this, and probably Argonians Are Property too. I'll post a link if it ever happens.
My favorite little detail is when the white subtitles become red,which signifies who is speaking.White are argonians detailing history,then it slowly turns red to signify that the HIST or the hivemind is speaking,and it audibly heard when the more feminine,or autotuned,voice starts off quiet,but slowly gets louder and louder until the masculine and feminine voices basically become one to show that the HIST is speaking.
I came back here to give this gem yet another listen after helping my marshbrother and fellow Morag Tong guildmate Huleeya out of the Black Shalk Cornerclub. Peace was never an option.
Well that was darker than Sithis! And as clever as always. But N'wah pls, we all know 1000 godzillas could never take Morrowind under normal circumstances.
It took a Daedra invasion, a fallen meteorite, a volcanic eruption and the invasion of an Argonian war party to bring down the followers of Veloth. And even then they soon started rebuilding. Badass.
@Lord Admiral Spire Well, the ancient Nords were truly badasses. Both actual Nords and giants are their descendants. The sons of Kyne were mystic, most of them could use shouts and were adepts of storm magic. Just 500 of them were enough to completely destroy the falmer civilization and force them to beg for dwemeris mercy (lol). The magic fearing, 9 divines venerating milk drinkers of the post merethic Era are just big retarded babies. Fuck Talos, praise Shor!
@@Vencidious Yeah, although in Nordic culture, Lorkhan is shown in a way more positive light than in mer culture. It's the opposite with the dragon of time (akatosh aka Auriel aka Alduin). Some benevolent Gods in the imperial pantheon are deemed evil in the Nordic one (like old Orkey).
I've listened to this amazing song multiple times already but I just noticed with earphones the screams in the background. Love your stuff man! edit: and the creepy whispers
Бля, это слишком охуенно , каждое новое видео поднимает планку качества, ПРОДОЛЖАЙ , ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, ЭТО ВЕЛИКОЛЕПНО. P.S. с панча про то что королева барензия это настоящая похотливая аргонианская дева я просто выпал, это ШЕДЕВРАЛЬНО БЫЛО
Now that you mention it. I would make sense if the Argonians wore the most exquisite daedric armor and weaponry after they annihilated the oblivion gates. Pillage and looting everything of value and haul it back into the marshes. Great gear for invading Morrowind and destroying their evil race.
Yeah the Argonians were the only race to fight back on a large scale and actually win. They basically conquered the shit out of a section of the Badlands and looted everything. Theoretically, the Hist and Argonians could easily conquer everybody else. The Hist strategy doesn't need to do that though. They wait and allow things to happen and "curate" events, manipulating things so that ultimately they end in their favor.
I keep coming back to your tracks day after day (Argonians are Property, Khajiit Gonna Steal Your Shit, This one, and The Last Sujamma). What I especially love about this track is how well the Hist is explained in it's short part of the song, cause while the main games can hardly explain it, this song gives a good explanation in about literally a minute with some creepy lyrics to boot. Love your work!
Looks like those mer are dun for! Beastfolk for life. I had a fun role play where I was an argonian and my friend Leo Cat was my friend Khajiit. This hits home as he was taken way before his time due to my misjudgment in anothers charity.
I always think I mispell AN-XILEEL when I can't find the video immediately, then I realize this somehow doesn't have 10 million views. Keep up the amazing work, Sera!
Imagine Django Unchained but it's a thousand Godzillas :D :D Fuck! you got me WEAK! Seriously tho, your content just keeps getting better. You clearly know your lore better than anyone at Bethesda nowadays :D I also really appreciate the animations, and that each song sounds so different from the other, always talking about a different topic. Keep it up my man!
Only just now interpreted the "we don't hurt those that look like an egg" line as the argonians actually killing the children as well, since obviously dunmer don't lay eggs.
in love this so much. I watch your music videos all the time man. it's unreal that you don't have more views! Keep up the work and I hope you soon receive the recognition you deserve
Some lore in elder scrolls it's just a concept of who is more fucking creepy and badass? The mages with slavery which society based on lies and cruelty. Or maybe humanoid lizards with constant evolution and hive mind friends, who live in a place where literally oblivion gates doesn't open because it's so deep shit and impossible to take because those cold-blooded vietnamese with tails everywhere. And there's a race who is like danmers put in MAX difficulty + lord of destruction in top of them. And TES just like -"okay, now kill each other"
I LOVE the sound of Dunmer Diss Track in the Morning! It sounds like... Eternal Cold Harbor Retribution😈 Kiss Mundus good-bye Dumner! It's Day:1 of The Red Year💥+🔥=💀👻...
Can someone please explain what "Presence in Godhead no longer required; existence denied" means? I always thought it was 'Presence, no longer required, existence denied"
Thanks for the music and the video. I am so grateful that you pursued your commitment to share your hardcore Elder Scrolls content. You have given me and all who love Elder Scrolls more than we could ever repay.
i just found your channel and thought you had at least half million subscribers. man this is pure gold, you got Lore, you got homuor, you got animation, you got every single shit. TesMEME pages should promote your ass asap, that barenziah puch got me hard lol
EVERY VIDEO IS BETTER THAN THE LAST
And the way the lore is dropping in via lyrics just makes it better, even obscure shit like the Hist is explained better here than in the actual games
It's also really good that we have tracks from both sides, the meta is developed and people need to know argonians are more like cosmic horror than goofy lizardpeople
I'm so PUMPED you dont even know
DeoMachina me posting and you commenting is a symbiotic arms race:D Dude thanks a lot. I was hoping someone notices that I didn’t wanna do danbull type “i read race descriptions” fantasy rap thing. The more you lear about Hist the more you realize how deep those roots are.
Right, also its important that you didn't gloss over the slavery or imperialism in the setting, even though it might put some people off. There's no way an Argonian is just going to sing about comfy swamps when they have emancipation on their minds, and what you did makes it so immersive and real. Gonna tweet Todd Howard to hire you :p
Came here for the Pelinal, stayed for the An-Xileel.
What does both of those have in common?
@@realtek2514 a grasp of game concepts that deepens understanding of the lore presented in a xatchy rap format
@@akskatinchillridin1805 Wrong, filthy Mer die in both, thats what they have in common
Listen guys, I'm not racist but...
DELETE ALL MER
@@lucasbrant9856 Thousands, at the hands of their slaves.
Even 75% resistance to fire couldn't protect the Dunmer from this fire storm.
Even 75% resistance to fire couldn't protect the Dunmer from this sick burn
more like 85% (maximum fire resistance in Skyrim) or an entire immunity (if possible)
Even with 100% Frost resist, the Nords felt how cold these bars were all the way in Riften and Eastmarch.
"Imagen Jango Unchained but with a thousand godzillas."
@@Knight-PaladinEleanor the jango is silent
@@silentspring222 so it is just d
@@nightcollapse dammit I can't breathe
*Django Unchained
@@utisti4976 Noted.
“Queen Barenziah is the real Lusty Argonian Maid.”
Damn. An-Xileel diss man, you just murdered every single Dunmer out there with that line. Good job, Marsh Brother.
Ironically, Barenziah herself wouldn’t care.
@RedDingo777 Barenziah cares not by whom, she only seeks the COOM
"Your presence in godhead no longer required...” that's some deep lore right there
Plz explain
@@yanniz_the_iron The entirety of the Elder Scrolls is the dream of a supreme God (the Godhead). To achieve CHIM is to realize you're in a dream, which allows you to alter the dream and basically bend reality. The power of altering the dream of the Godhead is so overpowered that it may be what led to the Dwemer disappearing. Basically it's saying that the Hist is so powerful that it will hack reality to wipe out every Dunmer by manipulating the dream of the Godhead.
@@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere Nah, that's what dragonbreaks are for. The only practical impact the existence of the Godhead has on lore is the ability for characters to achieve CHIM or zero-sum upon realizing its existence. Though now that I think about it they did use Talos to retcon Cyrodiil's climate so you have a point.
@@histori6259 Isn't the Godhead the player?
@@floridaball4896 No, the godhead is your computer
I love the contrast between this and dunmer's track. "Argonians are property" is a pompous claim of hOw CooL OuR BrOs ArE. "An-Xileel" is creepily confident statement of what argonians actually did, a recollection of facts, of history. It is but an accertaining - yes, lizard folk can and will tear you apart if you will cross their pass.
To recall a good old movie: dunmers got "replica" written on the side of their track while argonians got "Desert Eagle point five O".
this is brilliant; the AN-XILEEL video uses the Skyrim model as a base where the old Property video uses Morrowind as the base, to mark the end of Dunmeri era of glory. Also since Skyrim Argonians are looking more ferocious compared to their predecessors, it also marks their phase of evolution into stronger being and form the greater Argonia from them Dunmeri remains.
Another thing; you clearly see than the Property video is exactly Dunmeri flexing their proud heritage and wealth on every unspecified race they consider irrelevant to their cause and just want want to look down at them violently, while the An-Xileel video is clear diss track attacking specifically the Dunmer on Morrowind just to condemn them further before finishing them off, calling out their past acts of atrocities they are unaware of. In similar fashion of Idubbbz vs Ricegum fiasco, the Argonian responded to his challenges appropriately and trashes the Dunmeri until they can't respond shit and scared of the impact, throwing more duds while doing the most flimsy attempt of defense, condemning them further into the Skyrim Civil War era.
Aziz Abdul damn, man. You dig deep. Feel honored by that idubbbz reference!
The Queen Barenziah burn was sick like damn y’all went there 😂
Cause, it’s kinda true.
Still got nothing on Almalexia, sleeping with Minotaurs and shit.
@@crossbones5428 Eh, a living goddess can fuck who and whatever she wants lmao
Didn't Vivec fuck Molag Bal?
@@garuelx8627 Yeah so far he is the only one who fucked a daedric prince.(that we know of) So atm Vivec has everybody beat.With the exception of the elf who had sex with Meridia.
@@crossbones5428 that was allesia
I'm surprised no one talked about the line "You are not prey". That's even scarier than most lines the Hist drop, sans "Your existence in godhead no longer required".
Top 10 rappers Eminem is too scared to diss
It's more like top 2 million once the hivemind kicks in.
"In black marsh even Shadows have Scales"....actually NIIICE wordplay, liked! Argonia forever!
When the hist starts spitting fire I got goosebumps. It sounds like the appropriate eldritch horror.
Best part i love when people know what Argonians really are.
The Hist part give me chills
"Your presence in godhead no longer required, existence denied."
Its so primal and stern with no emotion,it really gives it a hivemind effect and that in our world would be terrifying.
What if the Hist managed to help the Argonians repel the Daedric invasion, because it's a Padomaic being?
@@MrDemonWorm the hist did, the hist warned of the daedric invasion and also altered their form to be stronger
@@danielshore1457 Exactly the argonians and the Hist have a symbiotic relationship. That runs deeper than anything in nature and deeper than any of the other sentient races could ever hope to understand. I am just wondering if centuries later. Will we see more evolved variations of argonians to deal with a variety of threats? Like argonians that are naturally resistant to magic for example.
@@stevengreen9536 The argonians, and the hist remind me of the fucking The Western, and Southern Hives, and their hivers from Kenshi.
Okay, this is genuinely creepy
Is it really, Marsh-Friend?
Have you ever seen or talked with an Argonian? Their a very creepy people mostly do to how emotionless their faces look to us hot blooded folks
Enggi GG they looked creepy in Skyrim but in Oblivion and morrowind they didn’t really look all that creepy.
I mean, this is portraying the aftermath of a brutal military campaign by some righteously pissed lizards against the people that enslaved them for centuries. It has every reason to be dark, creepy, bloody, & macabre
Imagine being called creepy just becauce your ancestors killed some bad people 200 years ago
I’ve got a joke.
The territory in Southern Morrowind.
Don’t get it?
Don’t worry, neither do the Dunmer.
this comment is underrated as hell
But the argonians get it
southern morrowind?
i think you mean northern black marsh
Dayum
I would really like to see one of these about the bosmer, see how dark you can make the wild Hunt :)
Very big HMMMM.
@@AllINAllmusicplease do it xD I'd love to see your take on some creepy bosmer lore
First the Dunmer fanboys lose their whole province and the vast majority of their favorite race to Red Mountain and the Argonians... And now they lose the rap battle as well.
You've really outdone yourself with this one, the last one was incredible and this is just a big step up.
LostRequiem777 uh, Dunmer have like practically all their territory back, even on Vvaedenfell cities are being rebuilt.
@@benyosefdrak2686 then how are they considered to be refugees, in Windhelm?
@@mmirlas2820 Not all of vardenfell is but Balmora is already practically rebuilt and Mournhold. There are still some refugres but the Dunmer are moving back to morrowind. The petty Argonians were easily pushed back out almost completely.
I think the Dunmer are doing pretty well.
@The Reptile King it never said they are afraid of Argonians, and why would they be? They just kicked their asses.
@The Reptile King I think you're missing the point. They only got so far because their volcano erupted and they had no army or defenses. As soon as Redoran took charge they immediately kicked Argonian ass and pushed them out. They are lucky the Redoran didn't care about making them slaves to teach them their place.
Also they aren't on their knees. They already rebuilt alot of their cities already including Mournhold
Outrageous, sending the Morag Tong your way.
(cool song tho)
That was my plan to get recruited all al...
Honestly a Morag Tong vs Shadowscale brawl would be an amazing addition to ES lore
@@razzlebackdraft8201 shadowscales are sent to the dark brotherhood
@@slimretro2659 not all
@@neekk040 most
This track: *plays*
House Telvanni: [chuckles] I'm in danger!
Oh hi again.
Orvas Dren has left the chat.
I just want a loop of that Dunmer listening to Argonians are Property on the boom box.
ruclips.net/video/zD4jKLQRHNc/видео.html
@@thedemonhater7748 that’s not a loop my guy
You know ... after all the history of TES being a Breton ends up being the best option.
Thlmr looking over the last activated towerlocation...
Yup . . . they're fuked
@@AllINAllmusic Dude tell me you didn't reveal the plot of your THALMOR storyline in a random obscure comment like a year before it happened!
@@Bootheal LMAO
@@coolbule1238 BRUH
I absolutely adore this and I'm glad I understand enough TES lore to really appreciate it. Argonians are my favorite race so it's nice to finally see content where they get the credit they deserve.
I just logged in my account to write a comment because oh my, you deserve it.
This video is not only a diss track to those filthy tribunal folk, this is also a track that really shows how much Argonians changed throughout the series.
Although the 4th Era is kind of a shitshow for a majority of the races in Tamriel, it's amazing seeing the Argonians rising from the destruction caused by the Oblivion Crisis to become a powerful and dangerous race that even the Thalmor couldn't get their hands on.
Anyway, amazing job!
Thanks for logging in! And yeah Argonians went Doom Slayer on the Dagon. Stick around a new vis is around the corner (full on animation this time around).
Just made an argonian character. Named him ”So Clumsy All My Fault”.
“Ha, silly farm tool what are you gonna do, invade morrowind?”
“YES!!”
Heh, boots material what are you on, invade the oblivion?"
"Bet,"
I am now scared shitless of Argonians.
For some reason I read shirtless
So are the Daedra :)
@@ethon3733 They should be. The Oblivion Crisis was actually the SECOND daedric invasion they helped fight off.
With every game the argonians become more and more threatening, to the point where I ask myself: "wait these kinda lanky grey people enslaved the 7 feet crocodiles who could bite a man in half?"
Dude, Argonians could make an empire, they're machines of war. They're good warrior, assassins, breath underwater, adapt themselves to any climate condition, they're masters in guerrila tatics, are immune to any kind of disease and poison. The problems are they're very accommodated because of their beliefs and aren't a centralized nation, but if wouldn't these facts...
@@patrickjanuario3291
could? There's two Argonian Empires. Pre-Duskfall, and the An-Xileel.
@@TheZorgonians Nice appointment, but I'm actually refering about an empire as larger and powerful as the Mongolian Empire, for example
@@patrickjanuario3291
Pre-Duskfall was literally more advanced then the Barsabic Ayleids in the Arcane Arts, and dominated not only all of black marsh, but did trade with places like Cyrodil, Elsweyr, and had a vested interest in Southern Morrowind for its volcanic glass.
An-Xileel pushed the Dark Elves out of Southern Morrowind, declared independence from the Empire, and cemented Black Marsh's territory. I don't really know what more you could want to claim them as an "empire".
@@TheZorgonians Hmm Good to know (And also idk if i'm misterpretated things, but don't need to be rude ^^)
"Even the shadows have scales". I'm putting that on a shirt. Already have the image complete. Next day off I'm printing it.
Go for it!
*They age-restricted "Argonians are property" but not this. RUclips confirmed to be filthy argonian lovers.*
I knew they were fucking lizards
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 ARGONIA FOREVER!!!!!
Damned dirty knife ears
@@johnwhite1534 N'wah
@@ThankYouVeryLittle Dryskin
The way a four and a half minute long music video explains lore better than entire games have is beautiful
As a dunmer character I am boiling with rage. Well done!
But on a more serious note my jaw dropped, these songs just keep getting better and better!
Ew..imagine playing as mer
@@dodoextinct4597 :[ m'k
@@dodoextinct4597 Yeah, most mer are complete assholes. Although bosmer are kind of ok.
I'm genuinely sad...
About the netch.
No but seriously they were INNOCENT
They set them free. You can see jelly fish shadows disappearing into the fog.
All Netch ran away
The Hist part is fucking amazing. The only thing I can nitpick is Hist using past tense, but does anyone give a shit, when their burns are as they are?
The Hist are playing a game that is bigger than any of the races of Man, Mer, Aedra, and Daedra.
this is some serious lore dropping.
love that aggressive anti-colonialism vibe it spreads.
argonians are not slaves!
Ofcourse theyre not slaves. You cant enslave farm equipment, dont be so silly.
They are though
Khajiit are better they don’t complain
@@excessiveone9952 Symbiotic relationship with the hist does not mean inherently "slaveish". Not to mortals, at least.
I think the other main thing this brings up is how terrifying argonians really are. The hist are truly ancient
Whatever his feelings on Argonians if any, I can imagine pelinal looking at this video with approval.
He'd be pretty impressed by them kicking the shit out of Oblivion too.
Man hated *all* Mer so I doubt he’d mind at least
I think he’d be disappointed that the argonian’s stopped after only conquering a part of Morrowind.
Seriously though, you’d think the fate of the ayleid’s would of served as enough of a warning about the consequences of slavery.
“Damnit you oversized Iguanas, you had one job, one job, and it was to annihilate the filthy devil eared tar skins and you couldn’t finish the job, ugh you had potential” - Pelinial probably
I really like the Aztec artwork thing at 2:50
How did you even do the voices?! Amazing
Hey! Thanks! Was going for smth ancient wall scribbles esque. "So clumsy..." voice is from Morrowind the rest is me trying really hard:D
@@AllINAllmusic You did those voices yourself? I thought you just put it through one of those script-systems. Damn man, that's really impressive!
@@afuckingkomododragon2531 thank you:D
@@AllINAllmusic not gonna lie you sound like maiq
"Heard you couldn't breath open up your throat"
damn.
Lyrics: So clumsy! All my fault... Its time for a prayer X2 for our lord dres can't wake up and his food has gone stale. His whip won't be cracking. All netch ran away Marsh brothers, Marsh sisters it is a good day. An-xileel drag you under water, hold your head beneath till the bubbles stopped. An-xileel sipping hist midst slaughter, heard you couldn't breathe open up your throat. An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel, An-xileel.It's 4 o'6 and we got something we about to fix. A horde of blue warmbloods with chitin at the end of their sticks. Although volcano-fried Dunmer Ain't at the top of my list, I'll go for anything if I can wash it down with the hist. Oh what a wonderful plantation you have got for yourself! I see you are planning on expansion, we are here to help! Erect the spine of the welcome to our friends at house dres. A spine of every Dunmer that i met and pulled through their chest . Imagine Django unchained but it's a 1000 Godzillas, They do not run towards ya. they go through you till it kills ya. All clad in Deadric protection they came from beating the dagon. You are allowed to defect now but you can never go home, the Nagas will take what is left and they will chew you up. I wonder why underwater you couldn't call me N'wah. Tribunal likes banning books but we are bound by hist, to all the knowledge that is there and will ever exist. You seem to be outta loop so let me bring you to date Queen Barenziah is the real lusty argonian maid. You think 'Oblivion Crisis' we think that we are invited. They had to wait till we left so they could seal the doors behind us. Deadrea of killing and violence, don't mind we looted your asylum, you fuck with hist you are set for pain through out all kalpas. Your papa don't remember shit about the attack, your mama don't remember shit about the attack. All the books and all the other dunmer that you met, none of those who do remember ever made it back. This is the hist, do not resist. Alter your form, stronger tenfold, we will not resist. First to arrive, we took our time. Unite your minds, reach out your branches to one that is mine. The elder way. You are not prey. Had to remove everything that got in our way. Your presence in godhead, no longer required; existence denied X2. It's now underwater, it sees only blackness, Red eyes coming out like the millions of candles it makes me so happy. We do spare children, Dres no need to beg. What are we, some beasts? For the matter... We only hurt those that don't look like an egg. You can be casting chameleon, you can be hiding your trails, but in my land of black marsh even shadows have scales. Pray for the house telvanni those mages screamed really funny, and Dres has offered khajiit when we rejected their money. Dagoth deep-fried cause of their `´very strategic´location. Redoran we will see each other in the next iteration, and for the house hlaalu I ain't got nothing to say. Cause we can change our gender but they just keep being... I see you sneezing, it must be knahaten flu, oh poor you, oh poor you... X4
I'll be moving through the day motivated by that comment right here.
I mostly made it to learn the lyrics faster.
Thank you
Man, it's been quite a bit sicen this came out, but i just make a weird connection between this track and war songs of the jugoslavian civil war.
Everyone is impressed by how creepy the hist part is, but peersonally, there are some lines in the song that are extremely good in how they play in the context of the lore and most of those are straight up insults. I can't help drawing pararells between the multiple times they make fun of the dunmer for having entire swats of their populations die in a natural disaster (Vulcano fried dunmer and very strategic location lines) and the serbs singing "there are no more turkish pies made from pasavina's golden weath" in alija alijo, where, iirc, they brag about having slaugthered tons of farmers in pasavina.
This track drolls pure spite, not even just the promise of violence, no, pure and utter spite to a point where even something as horrifying as the red mountain eruption is seen with glee by the argonians.
This song feels true, it's about a fantasy setting but god damn it feels true, and i love it for it.
Yep. It's raw af.
Holy shit this is gold ! It's Young Scrolls levels of quality.
Alex it’s even better than Young Scrolls.
It's like if Young scrolls had music videos.
Young scrolls are SJWs. This one is the FUCKING SOVIET COMRADE.
It's better than young scrolls, imo!
@@utzius8003 This comment aged .. well?
I'm no Argonian fan, but damn is this song fucking amazing. Every single lyric, animation, and scene is great. My favorite is the one where the Dunmer population drops into a downward spiral. Second best part is when the Hist started to unleash its own diss. Now that's fucking enthralling. I only wish I could like this to the same amount of genocided Dunmer.
That bit with the hist was just down right unnerving so great job mate
House Dres starting to smell like some fresh game for HIST
Wow you still subbed. Congratulations:D
Our's is to smile at your passing, friend.
Следующее будет добрее:)
Argonians are Property: "we're so great and cool and awesome"
An-Xileel: "We will kill all of you."
I just realized that you used morrowind models in Argoniand are property, but switched to skyrim models for this one because this music video is fourth era lore.
Why is this property talking?
Won't be so cocky when the water starts speaking Jel....
The Womping Wampa
Sorry, I live in Vvardenfell, what is water?
@@crossbones5428 Vvardenfell? I think you mean Atlantis.
Trying to get some friends together to do a rock/punk/grunge cover for this, and probably Argonians Are Property too.
I'll post a link if it ever happens.
SEND ME THE RESULT IN A VIDEO FORM!
This is fucken awesome
"Queen Barenziah was the real lusty argonian maid" 🔥🔥🔥
My favorite little detail is when the white subtitles become red,which signifies who is speaking.White are argonians detailing history,then it slowly turns red to signify that the HIST or the hivemind is speaking,and it audibly heard when the more feminine,or autotuned,voice starts off quiet,but slowly gets louder and louder until the masculine and feminine voices basically become one to show that the HIST is speaking.
I came back here to give this gem yet another listen after helping my marshbrother and fellow Morag Tong guildmate Huleeya out of the Black Shalk Cornerclub. Peace was never an option.
When the swamp starts speaking Jel.
Argonians have always been my favorite. So underestimated. So subtly powerful.
Man you never cease to amaze
Well that was darker than Sithis! And as clever as always. But N'wah pls, we all know 1000 godzillas could never take Morrowind under normal circumstances.
It took a Daedra invasion, a fallen meteorite, a volcanic eruption and the invasion of an Argonian war party to bring down the followers of Veloth. And even then they soon started rebuilding. Badass.
@@miruneverdies vehk yes!
@Lord Admiral Spire Well, the ancient Nords were truly badasses.
Both actual Nords and giants are their descendants.
The sons of Kyne were mystic, most of them could use shouts and were adepts of storm magic.
Just 500 of them were enough to completely destroy the falmer civilization and force them to beg for dwemeris mercy (lol).
The magic fearing, 9 divines venerating milk drinkers of the post merethic Era are just big retarded babies.
Fuck Talos, praise Shor!
@@Giantogeekus isnt shor what the nords call lorkhan
@@Vencidious Yeah, although in Nordic culture, Lorkhan is shown in a way more positive light than in mer culture.
It's the opposite with the dragon of time (akatosh aka Auriel aka Alduin).
Some benevolent Gods in the imperial pantheon are deemed evil in the Nordic one (like old Orkey).
the best part is the fact half of them are wearing daedric armor from when they invaded oblivion i love it
I've listened to this amazing song multiple times already but I just noticed with earphones the screams in the background. Love your stuff man! edit: and the creepy whispers
A battle for the ages
This impresses me way more than young scrolls stuff you tapped into something here and it's a fucking banger
I love how lore friendly this is
“Your presence in Godhead no longer required, existence denied”
Fucking chills mate
Didn't know property could talk
Бля, это слишком охуенно , каждое новое видео поднимает планку качества, ПРОДОЛЖАЙ , ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, ЭТО ВЕЛИКОЛЕПНО.
P.S. с панча про то что королева барензия это настоящая похотливая аргонианская дева я просто выпал, это ШЕДЕВРАЛЬНО БЫЛО
Спасибо, мой нвах! К нг будет за котов но более раслабленно:D
Now that you mention it. I would make sense if the Argonians wore the most exquisite daedric armor and weaponry after they annihilated the oblivion gates. Pillage and looting everything of value and haul it back into the marshes. Great gear for invading Morrowind and destroying their evil race.
Yeah the Argonians were the only race to fight back on a large scale and actually win. They basically conquered the shit out of a section of the Badlands and looted everything.
Theoretically, the Hist and Argonians could easily conquer everybody else. The Hist strategy doesn't need to do that though. They wait and allow things to happen and "curate" events, manipulating things so that ultimately they end in their favor.
I keep coming back to your tracks day after day (Argonians are Property, Khajiit Gonna Steal Your Shit, This one, and The Last Sujamma). What I especially love about this track is how well the Hist is explained in it's short part of the song, cause while the main games can hardly explain it, this song gives a good explanation in about literally a minute with some creepy lyrics to boot. Love your work!
Thank you! An-Xileel is also one of my personal favorites.
Pelinal: These guys are alright.
"Even the shadows have scales" fuck yeah
Looks like those mer are dun for! Beastfolk for life. I had a fun role play where I was an argonian and my friend Leo Cat was my friend Khajiit. This hits home as he was taken way before his time due to my misjudgment in anothers charity.
why are you so brilliant. I wish you'd just dig into every lore smidge in the elder scrolls and make a thousand more songs.
The Accession War by the An-Xileel, circa 4E 6. (Colorized)
you think oblivion crisis we think WE ARE INVITED
You somehow made a bop about elder scrolls lore. I salute you.
TheDarkLord thank you, sera.
Why are the leather boots so mad?
- Some Dunmer, probably
I always think I mispell AN-XILEEL when I can't find the video immediately, then I realize this somehow doesn't have 10 million views. Keep up the amazing work, Sera!
Ashketit
Literal Genius
Imagine Django Unchained but it's a thousand Godzillas :D :D Fuck! you got me WEAK! Seriously tho, your content just keeps getting better. You clearly know your lore better than anyone at Bethesda nowadays :D I also really appreciate the animations, and that each song sounds so different from the other, always talking about a different topic. Keep it up my man!
Only just now interpreted the "we don't hurt those that look like an egg" line as the argonians actually killing the children as well, since obviously dunmer don't lay eggs.
in love this so much. I watch your music videos all the time man. it's unreal that you don't have more views! Keep up the work and I hope you soon receive the recognition you deserve
Thank you! Means a lot and I hope you stick around for whats coming.
This amazing! So talented man! Excited to see what cool things you dream up! Found this channel from the fudgemuppet pod cast ❤️
Masterpiece
Some lore in elder scrolls it's just a concept of who is more fucking creepy and badass? The mages with slavery which society based on lies and cruelty. Or maybe humanoid lizards with constant evolution and hive mind friends, who live in a place where literally oblivion gates doesn't open because it's so deep shit and impossible to take because those cold-blooded vietnamese with tails everywhere. And there's a race who is like danmers put in MAX difficulty + lord of destruction in top of them. And TES just like -"okay, now kill each other"
This may be too much to ask, but is there an instrumental of this?
The trama of elder 6
“Pray to your star swine, Azura. The Hist sends their regards!”
Lol good one i bet that one would anger the thalmor pissheads more than the devil maggotheads
i hope that argonian on 3.35 didn’t pull a Tiber Septim
I LOVE the sound of Dunmer Diss Track in the Morning!
It sounds like...
Eternal Cold Harbor Retribution😈
Kiss Mundus good-bye Dumner!
It's Day:1 of The Red Year💥+🔥=💀👻...
Can someone please explain what "Presence in Godhead no longer required; existence denied" means?
I always thought it was 'Presence, no longer required, existence denied"
"The Godhead is the "dreamer" of the TES universe. Everything in the universe is basically his dream, in a way."
FudgeMuppet explains it very well!
''We can change our gender but we just keep being gay.'' Literal perfection.
Ours is to smile at your passing, friend 👍👍
Ok but this is genuinely fire, young scrolls collab when?
I love the little "Just like Ulfric" after the "They just keep being....." line
when trees speak *[REDACTED]*
How can I only found this just now omg. That's pure gold !!
Welcome to the club!
@@AllINAllmusic Well I'm glad to be part of it
Thanks for the music and the video. I am so grateful that you pursued your commitment to share your hardcore Elder Scrolls content. You have given me and all who love Elder Scrolls more than we could ever repay.
An-Xileel : Thalmor of Argonia. Salutations from Alinor
Naw, just proper revenge.
@@thequanto8555 Would the actions of the Aldmeri Dominion not be retribution for atrocities committed against them at the hand of Talos?
Is this that Dagothwave I keep hearing about?
Imagine getting burned by a fucking tree
2024 who is still listening?
i just found your channel and thought you had at least half million subscribers. man this is pure gold, you got Lore, you got homuor, you got animation, you got every single shit. TesMEME pages should promote your ass asap,
that barenziah puch got me hard lol