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  • Опубликовано: 14 авг 2020
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    LYRICS:
    [Verse 1: M’aiq]
    These streets are Khajiit streets
    Own the rap game with no cheat sheet
    That bitch said she got a sweet tooth
    So M’aiq gave her that sweet meat
    M’aiq gave her that Nut Treat
    M’aiq’s gonna get funky
    M’aiq's spittin’ truth in the booth
    M’aiq thinks that you’re ugly
    Elon Musk, chillin’ on Twin Moons
    Smoking sugar from heaven
    M’aiq’s gonna send you back to school
    I’m gonna teach you a lesson
    Come take a look at these shiny jewels
    M’aiq is hot like the desert
    I’m with some hoes like they're farming tools
    They called my junk a treasure
    [Hook: M’aiq]
    They call me M’aiq the Capper
    The cap is Colovian Fur
    They call me M’aiq the Capper
    But they should be calling me “sir”
    You know, as a matter of fact
    I never lie, hide helmet, no cap
    I am so fly, high level, no cap
    I never lie, hide helmet, no cap [x2]
    [Verse 2: M’aiq]
    They call me a liar but I’m spitting fire
    My watch sittin nice, it’s Richard Mille
    Versace attire, my bitch Barenziah
    She ridin’ my dick like a Therris wheel
    M’aiq is getting hungry
    They say you are what you eat
    They’re right, I eat so much pussy
    I’m almost a Wood Elf, but I’m a Khajiit
    Jail time, all I got is these bars
    Barbs on my dick like I’m Nicki Minaj
    You’re gonna tell me I’m overencumbered
    Whole game on my back and I run shit
    Poof! Now you can’t see me
    I’m John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti
    Holy fuck, M’aiq is so pretty
    No pedo shit when I play with that kitty
    [Hook:][x2]
    [Verse 3: Todd Howard]
    Sorry, the verse was a long way off
    Here at Bethesda Recycling
    We care about the environment
    Bought my Tesla, interior white
    I got 16 times the detail on my diamonds
    2025 we going to Hammerfell
    Maybe I’m lying, I mean only time will tell
    Talk shit about me, I’m gonna find where you live
    And I’ll clip through your house
    Put you in a cart on the border to Skyrim
    ‘Cause that’s what you get for running your mouth
    I’m sorry but I’m not talking ‘bout Toronto when I say I’m in the 6
    It’s me and M’aiq on the track, it isn’t a bug, it’s a feature, bitch
    Nylon Birkin bag hold 7-6 figures
    You can talk about your dick but mine is four times bigger
    I mean boy you’re a degenerate I cannot fuck with you [x2]
    [Outro: M’aiq & Todd Howard]
    This shit too easy
    Shitted on the whole game, I fucking walk stupid
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Комментарии • 3,3 тыс.

  • @CounterCurseMantra
    @CounterCurseMantra 3 года назад +9976

    Damn son, not even the Dunmer are resistant to this fire.

    • @marfan4850
      @marfan4850 3 года назад +130

      underrated comment

    • @MusicLoverTori13
      @MusicLoverTori13 3 года назад +31

      I want to like this comment but it’s at 666 and I don’t wanna ruin it so here’s my “like” 👍🏻

    • @seanmoyer7589
      @seanmoyer7589 3 года назад +6

      Wheres your pfp from?

    • @gerythionargarys7848
      @gerythionargarys7848 3 года назад +10

      I think the pfp is from The Summoning.

    • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
      @reginaldmustardbacon5866 3 года назад +10

      @@seanmoyer7589 yep from the summoning.. its really good uwu

  • @notbrandon721
    @notbrandon721 3 года назад +4175

    Never thought I'd hear M'aiq say "Todd Howard".

    • @ac.creations
      @ac.creations 3 года назад +58

      I keep expecting to hear Hodd Toward

    • @tim.dedopulos
      @tim.dedopulos 3 года назад +21

      M'aiq in the house.

    • @Witty_Jackson
      @Witty_Jackson 3 года назад +36

      It was Nicki Minaj that got me 😂

    • @OriginalKasym
      @OriginalKasym 3 года назад +27

      I mean. M'aiq is just Todd's self insert

    • @brandonvistan7444
      @brandonvistan7444 3 года назад +2

      Now, your life must be complete.

  • @bttb6031
    @bttb6031 3 года назад +5521

    If you start this song right when you finish character creation, todd howard's part starts when alduin lands on the tower

    • @6tony1gray4
      @6tony1gray4 3 года назад +737

      Bless you for your research

    • @MeeraTheMooneyed
      @MeeraTheMooneyed 3 года назад +582

      Was that what was written on the elder scroll?

    • @yungtrufflebutter5796
      @yungtrufflebutter5796 3 года назад +231

      Why do you know this lmao

    • @alexdietz7362
      @alexdietz7362 3 года назад +270

      @@MeeraTheMooneyed and many other things. The scrolls know all. What will, has, might, and will not come to pass.

    • @SuperNinjaMan55
      @SuperNinjaMan55 3 года назад +113

      IT REALLY DOES

  • @ayrtonbarmecide4912
    @ayrtonbarmecide4912 3 года назад +5567

    Why is no one talking about how Maiq sold someone an elder scroll for 5 septims

    • @irisinthedarkworld
      @irisinthedarkworld 3 года назад +491

      Isn't it worth 0 gold in-game?

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton 3 года назад +615

      @@irisinthedarkworld Ma'aiq rhe swindler

    • @HowBoutDemBoyzz
      @HowBoutDemBoyzz 3 года назад +233

      @@irisinthedarkworld 2k gold

    • @irisinthedarkworld
      @irisinthedarkworld 3 года назад +53

      @@HowBoutDemBoyzz oh right

    • @snazzyfeathers
      @snazzyfeathers 3 года назад +225

      An Elder Scroll would be worth 20k easily if not priceless lmao 2k is a joke

  • @Yorviing
    @Yorviing 3 года назад +1988

    Young Scrolls - providing the hottest tracks of the 4th Era

    • @Fulltimeply2
      @Fulltimeply2 3 года назад +2

      Edit this to say era

    • @DarthTellor
      @DarthTellor 3 года назад +2

      of the 4th era*

    • @Yorviing
      @Yorviing 3 года назад +2

      aesthetic dumbass done!

    • @ArthurD
      @ArthurD 3 года назад

      @@yannkam2127 Red Mountain is barely lukewarm

    • @el_jim1479
      @el_jim1479 3 года назад

      Indeed man, I'm still spitting fire by singing this

  • @Pseudiom
    @Pseudiom 3 года назад +3081

    Khajit has clout, if you have beats.

    • @bosscroc5526
      @bosscroc5526 3 года назад +48

      Khajiit has beats, if you have coin.

    • @homesliceadams2730
      @homesliceadams2730 3 года назад +7

      @@bosscroc5526 oh shit, M'aiq slipped.. N he pulled his groin...

    • @homesliceadams2730
      @homesliceadams2730 3 года назад +12

      if you read all these replys back to back its a mf rap bruv

  • @johncameron1935
    @johncameron1935 3 года назад +1616

    oh he wears an elder scroll across his back. He literally is carrying the whole game.

  • @ichbinjasokreativ2452
    @ichbinjasokreativ2452 3 года назад +2510

    I really like the "therris wheel" line. For those that don't know, Therris was a khajiit from the thieves guild that Barenziah had sort of a romance with.

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 3 года назад +551

      If by "sort of a romance" you mean public sex in a bar that was so painful (barbed) she fainted, then yeah, sort of a romance.

    • @ichbinjasokreativ2452
      @ichbinjasokreativ2452 3 года назад +176

      @@LeviathanLP All my knowledge about Barenziah comes from the two biography book series you can find in skyrim. They mention somewhat sexual details, but I can't remember having read anything about those two doing it publicly. I believe you, this sounds weird enough for TES lore, but I have to ask what your source on that is.

    • @ichbinjasokreativ2452
      @ichbinjasokreativ2452 3 года назад +150

      @@LeviathanLP apparently it's mentioned in part 4 of "the real Barenziah". Must've overseen or forgotten that.

    • @kaboomluong9373
      @kaboomluong9373 3 года назад +69

      F for Therris

    • @shinjinobrave
      @shinjinobrave 3 года назад +106

      Berenziah got around damn

  • @fluffyraichu1736
    @fluffyraichu1736 3 года назад +3770

    Todd Howard was the last thing I was expecting but damn it's definitely not unwelcome

    • @wea69420
      @wea69420 3 года назад +165

      It's called liar liar for a reason

    • @AILDFAN101
      @AILDFAN101 3 года назад +17

      Holy eff. You're right though @fabián

    • @Tautolonaut
      @Tautolonaut 3 года назад +6

      Now waiting for him to turn up in the comments in 3, 2, 1...

    • @kerimaras3229
      @kerimaras3229 3 года назад +11

      no one expects todd howard

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 3 года назад +14

      @@kerimaras3229 no one expects the bethesda inquisition.

  • @poobo4633
    @poobo4633 3 года назад +1684

    M'aiq is spitting now, bother someone else

  • @katlee7800
    @katlee7800 3 года назад +1980

    todd pls don’t clip through my house:(

    • @psixi7230
      @psixi7230 3 года назад +15

      😋

    • @taOGrimace
      @taOGrimace 3 года назад +81

      Todd doesn't give "Hail Mary's". He gives you another copy of Skyrim.

    • @s--b
      @s--b 3 года назад +99

      Just make sure you have at least 3 copies of Skyrim stapled to your doorframe and Todd will pass through peacefully. Otherwise he will send your firstborn son to Oblivion.

    • @themaamallama5566
      @themaamallama5566 3 года назад +3

      no promises

    • @JaimeJrUmlas
      @JaimeJrUmlas 3 года назад +6

      @@s--b LMAO

  • @thatonewolfguy
    @thatonewolfguy 3 года назад +661

    "Me and M'aiq on the track. It isn't a bug, it's a feature"
    Holy *SHIT*

  • @maxberry158
    @maxberry158 3 года назад +2511

    Saw him in concert at the Imperial City. The crowd went crazy when Saint Jiub came on stage to freestyle with M’aiq.

    • @p.samedi2473
      @p.samedi2473 3 года назад +161

      Yeah that baselines sent me airborne all the way back to vivec city 🤑🙏
      Good old times.

    • @RianKashfi
      @RianKashfi 3 года назад +190

      They brought him outtta the soul cairn just for that.
      Ideal Masters went: "I'll allow it fam"

    • @gabrielsanchez9799
      @gabrielsanchez9799 3 года назад +96

      Fuck bro and when the mosh pit opened an oblivion gate that was hella crazy

    • @Icehead2.0
      @Icehead2.0 3 года назад +61

      And when Sanguine showed up all hell broke loose!

    • @arby327
      @arby327 3 года назад +27

      Really? My favorite moment was when Baurus came back from the dead

  • @Robeadactyl
    @Robeadactyl 3 года назад +3662

    Todd Howard saying he's going to find where I live and noclip through my house has got me rolling, thanks for that

    • @ac.creations
      @ac.creations 3 года назад +92

      ~
      togglecollision
      ->Collision Off

    • @Chico_Julio
      @Chico_Julio 3 года назад +69

      Hey, you. You're finally awake.

    • @Beer_
      @Beer_ 3 года назад +63

      Its got me fucking terrified

    • @A._is_for
      @A._is_for 3 года назад +13

      You put the bucket on your head and then steal everything.

    • @brandonvistan7444
      @brandonvistan7444 3 года назад +47

      It won't be funny when he actually does noclip through your house.

  • @CylindricalWhistle
    @CylindricalWhistle 2 года назад +607

    That "barbs on my dick like I'm Nicki Minaj" line is so good, lol. This mixture of lines you could legit find in a serious hip hip song and references to TES things is really surreal.

    • @IronDBZ
      @IronDBZ Год назад +75

      I just now got this
      Nicki Fans call themselves Barbs

    • @colasupernova2196
      @colasupernova2196 Год назад +49

      @@IronDBZ Also, uh, cat anatomy.

  • @johnsmiff8328
    @johnsmiff8328 2 года назад +351

    When he said "shitted on the whole game I fucking walk stupid" I really felt that

  • @rudeelk7042
    @rudeelk7042 3 года назад +1868

    Category: Gaming
    Because M'aiq played these fools

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 3 года назад +3497

    [no lies detected]

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 3 года назад +54

      Misread your name as Inigo Gaming lol

    • @jamesmccloud7535
      @jamesmccloud7535 3 года назад

      How's wayward realms going?

    • @akbas58
      @akbas58 3 года назад +9

      indigo
      indiwait

    • @Quazex
      @Quazex 3 года назад +3

      @@akbas58
      indistop

    • @Lumelore
      @Lumelore 3 года назад

      How come we can't see Todd's Buldge.

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 3 года назад +2277

    Todd's fattest flex is selling Skyrim for 7.5 billion dollars to Microsoft.

    • @mnnglss_xstnc
      @mnnglss_xstnc 3 года назад +39

      Damn it was already 3 months

    • @adrena-rage
      @adrena-rage 3 года назад +115

      Not skyrim, even Todd is owned by Microsoft now. The entirety of Zenimax is now owned by Microsoft.

    • @mnnglss_xstnc
      @mnnglss_xstnc 3 года назад +123

      @@adrena-rage human cannot be owned unless he’s enslaved, so he just works for microsoft now.

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 3 года назад +177

      @@adrena-rage Todd isn't owned by microsoft, they didn't have a blood oath.

    • @adrena-rage
      @adrena-rage 3 года назад +24

      You know what I meant. Not enslaved.

  • @stupidcommentmaker
    @stupidcommentmaker 3 года назад +660

    I'm just realizing now that the title itself has a double meaning (as in "Liar Liar, pants on fire", but also because the two liars being featured in the track aka Miaq and Todd). Genuinely brilliant.

  • @stephenmeek5891
    @stephenmeek5891 3 года назад +5928

    We need TESVI just so this man has more material to work with

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 года назад +74

      *Needs AI Skyrim voice-acting to deliver his lines:
      ruclips.net/video/VYPbps7hUzg/видео.html

    • @TechnoMinarchistBall
      @TechnoMinarchistBall 3 года назад +23

      There's an AI synthesiser now he could use that copies the voices used in Skyrim and Oblivion.

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 года назад +15

      @@TechnoMinarchistBall That's what I linked lol

    • @jackedmac
      @jackedmac 3 года назад +21

      We need TESVI period.

    • @ZaximusRex
      @ZaximusRex 3 года назад +51

      That's like autotune. Nothing wrong with it but I think a ton of charm on these songs comes from the dubbing. New synthesized lines might be less so.

  • @Rebelzize
    @Rebelzize 3 года назад +4538

    Maiq knows many things thats others do not, Young is king so says Maiq

    • @hordlood
      @hordlood 3 года назад +155

      Please put a Young Scrolls easter egg in Skyblivion

    • @LucasFTF64
      @LucasFTF64 3 года назад +25

      @@hordlood Hell yeah, they should!

    • @Stackmenace
      @Stackmenace 3 года назад +45

      That would be so dope if they add "they call me Mai'q the Capper, the cap is colovian fur" in Mai'q's random sentences !!!

    • @plaidpvcpipe3792
      @plaidpvcpipe3792 3 года назад +20

      Please put young scrolls into Skyblivion.
      edit: Specifically these two lines:
      2:43 and 2:46

    • @bredt2750
      @bredt2750 3 года назад +4

      But everyone knows that!

  • @Haver040
    @Haver040 Год назад +123

    "It isn't a bug, it's a feature, bitch" goes so hard, goddamn

  • @Asian_Jesus.
    @Asian_Jesus. Год назад +246

    "Almost a wood elf but I'm a khajit..." that line was so clean I jumped out of bed

  • @Linkous12
    @Linkous12 3 года назад +896

    Todd Howard looks like a Serious Sam model.

    • @Ninja1Ninja2
      @Ninja1Ninja2 3 года назад +10

      for a second i was thinking this was actual tes vi footage

    • @gore4332
      @gore4332 3 года назад +16

      Doesn’t help that this music video takes place in a desert too lol

    • @randalica92
      @randalica92 3 года назад +4

      First thought that came to my mind.

    • @TheNignag89
      @TheNignag89 3 года назад +5

      Close but I'd say about 16 times the detail or so

  • @prodGGERARD
    @prodGGERARD 3 года назад +690

    Paused Skyrim for this

    • @JK-MALN
      @JK-MALN 3 года назад +14

      Same

    • @Tautolonaut
      @Tautolonaut 3 года назад +18

      My Skyrim kindly crashed so I could watch this.
      (not really)

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 3 года назад +9

      and then you tab back in and it either freezes or your mouse is permanently on screen

    • @user-se8gl7ic8l
      @user-se8gl7ic8l 3 года назад +6

      I left the chess club for this.

    • @brmbltbr4
      @brmbltbr4 3 года назад

      @@Lenn869 There's ez fixes for double mouse bug

  • @xvinx2446
    @xvinx2446 3 года назад +185

    I didn't notice a single comment talking about the sponsors of Psijicolor or N'wahcell.
    The details in this are immaculate.

  • @bronytr
    @bronytr 2 года назад +132

    "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap." Might legitimately be the most clever wordplay in human history as of yet.

    • @maxhadanidea
      @maxhadanidea Год назад +1

      someone explain the layers in those 7 words alone

    • @bronytr
      @bronytr Год назад +18

      @@maxhadanidea
      "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap."
      M'aiq is wealthy enough to own a hide helmet and feels no need to lie about it.
      M'aiq also is a Khajiit. He, by default, is wearing a hide helmet without having to wear a cap atop his head. "Hide helmet, no cap."
      Also M'aiq The Liar saying "I never lie" self explanatory

    • @FizzLeeague
      @FizzLeeague Год назад +15

      ​@@bronytr There's a few more explained in a top comment above this one:
      1. Hide helmet is an option that would make the cap he wears disappear. Hide helmet, no cap.
      2. A hide helmet is no cap - which is literally true; hence, not a liar. I never lie, hide helmet, no cap.
      3. No cap is another way of saying I'm not lying.
      There are more but these were the best pointed out by people.

  • @LaFaveBros
    @LaFaveBros 3 года назад +2440

    Damn I wanna play as a Khajiit now

  • @lilchromie
    @lilchromie 3 года назад +6071

    I just realized that this takes more effort than just making a normal song

    • @iqwrjwqioprwjriopqrjpqowir
      @iqwrjwqioprwjriopqrjpqowir 3 года назад +513

      Especially when our lord came for a guest verse.

    • @cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638
      @cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638 3 года назад +42

      pure genius! 😍

    • @strongbear3369
      @strongbear3369 3 года назад +34

      Way harder

    • @Snippyyy
      @Snippyyy 3 года назад +152

      this man has such motivation and compassion for the elder scrolls community, that he spends hours of his day, just to bring us some funny song, this man is a legend, wait do we even know if he is a man or not???

    • @bigbrothertw
      @bigbrothertw 3 года назад +27

      you dont even know, i tried making a track like yung scrolls and i barely finished a quarter of it

  • @shrineguard2778
    @shrineguard2778 2 года назад +509

    Listening to this now and I just realized the line about Nylon Birkin bag holding 7-6 figures is about the whole collectors' edition fiasco with Fallout 76
    youngscrolls is just too good with these

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 Год назад +13

      G'oooooh fuck that's so smooth

    • @dinoluka11
      @dinoluka11 Год назад +11

      Fuck that's smooth I didn't even realize. The wood elf line got me. This guy's a genius.

  • @conurbanobynight
    @conurbanobynight 3 года назад +508

    when i listen to:
    "i never lie, hide helmet no cap
    im so fly, high level, no cap"
    blows my mind, this track is amazing.

    • @7bladesky890
      @7bladesky890 2 года назад +5

      can you explain these lines pls, i don't understand

    • @PikaPik3
      @PikaPik3 2 года назад +43

      @@7bladesky890 I might be missing some bits, but “no cap” here is referring to at least three things: no cap as in not lying, no cap as in no literal “cap” or hat, and no cap as in no maximum level.
      “I never lie” clearly refers to the first meaning, “hide helmet” refers to the second (either because wearing a helmet prevents you from wearing a Colovian fur cap or because he’s “hiding” his helmet and removing the helmet from his character model [which is a mod]), and high level refers to the third meaning (where Maiq is saying that his maximum level is unlimited).

    • @7bladesky890
      @7bladesky890 2 года назад +4

      @@PikaPik3 wow thank you for such an amazing explanation, i got it

    • @grimnova16
      @grimnova16 2 года назад +16

      @@PikaPik3 [I'm so fly, high level] can also be perceived as he's so fly meaning high up, like a high level. (High level bridge, high level building). That just adds an extra meaning to the line, though I'm not sure if it's intended or not. Perception is beautiful

    • @IStolePillows
      @IStolePillows 2 года назад +13

      @@PikaPik3 Funny thing is, if you look at the video when he says "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap" his hat actually disappears, meaning he's actually lying, It's actually:
      No cap = my hat is actually gone

  • @craftycraff7938
    @craftycraff7938 3 года назад +856

    When are we going to crowd fund getting the original Khajit voice actors to collab with young scrolls?

    • @unscriptedraps2712
      @unscriptedraps2712 3 года назад +16

      🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 3 года назад +65

      Considering Wes Johnson was willing to do voice lines for one of the LaFave Bros Oblivion skits, it's not entirely impossible.

    • @Junho2710
      @Junho2710 3 года назад +22

      I have a feeling if this is done, views would easily make through 3 million.
      It's the lyrics that makes this a master piece, and of course the beats.

    • @acrosstundras
      @acrosstundras 3 года назад +17

      ​@@ndzhelin2651 Actually, it's more than that: he actually acted in at least two of them.

    • @magnus1383
      @magnus1383 3 года назад +3

      @@ndzhelin2651 Didn't Haskill's VA also voice a lore video before?

  • @Stackmenace
    @Stackmenace 3 года назад +1655

    The fact that you're using the esraj for the instrumental makes it far too lore-friendly for its own good

    • @zyadzekri39
      @zyadzekri39 3 года назад +14

      Isn't the eraj indian tho? For it to be lore friendly it should be middle eastern.

    • @RavianGale
      @RavianGale 3 года назад +210

      @@zyadzekri39 Actually the Khajiit do use the Esraj. All the cultures of Elder Scrolls take some inspiration from real life cultures but I have to stress that Khajiit are not middle eastern in nature. If they were representing a culture they would be indeed Indian and Redguards would be Middle Eastern.

    • @zyadzekri39
      @zyadzekri39 3 года назад +11

      @@RavianGale Ah i see, thank you.

    • @Stackmenace
      @Stackmenace 3 года назад +61

      @@zyadzekri39 Yup exactly ! And in ESO it's kinda confirmed that the esraj comes from the Khajiti culture in TES universe, the instrumental at the beginning of the video (when it's not remixed by YS yet) is actually what's played by the esraj musicians in ESO's elsweyr, which is why I find it so wholesome from young scroll!

    • @youngscrolls
      @youngscrolls  3 года назад +184

      Trundle L'Incurvé the instrumental is not from eso actually

  • @oniontaster6449
    @oniontaster6449 3 года назад +295

    this is straight up incredible, its lore-friendly game correct fucking sick music made from only his voice lines

    • @SonicTheIPHog
      @SonicTheIPHog 2 года назад +22

      Yeah my favourite part of the lore was when Todd Howard roasted the shit out of us.

    • @andrewoost9048
      @andrewoost9048 2 года назад +21

      @@SonicTheIPHog i mean thats the entire point of m'aiqs character. hes an easter egg the devs use to reference dumb shit player want or say

  • @bruhbeukes5145
    @bruhbeukes5145 3 года назад +255

    I wish there wasn't an out break of Rockjoint. I was looking forward to seeing this live featuring Sheogorath.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 3 года назад +19

      They'd've really _rocked_ the _joint,_ amirite?

    • @colemandustun883
      @colemandustun883 3 года назад +1

      @@blarg2429 XD

  • @kyles9302
    @kyles9302 3 года назад +1899

    That wood elf line is gonna have the adoring fan coming back into the game with a diss track if M’aiq isn’t careful

    • @Karma-ee8ms
      @Karma-ee8ms 3 года назад +73

      Yo M'aiq won't even acknowledge him let's be honest-

    • @ieatbees9367
      @ieatbees9367 3 года назад +21

      Hmmm

    • @Karma-ee8ms
      @Karma-ee8ms 3 года назад +11

      @@ieatbees9367 let's see you diss m'aiq lmao

    • @maiqtheliar6158
      @maiqtheliar6158 3 года назад +57

      M'aiq doesn't fear any wood elf wannabe

    • @sithlord7811
      @sithlord7811 3 года назад +20

      I thought it was because Wood Elves in lore eat people but I see where that is coming from too

  • @clusterf_7372
    @clusterf_7372 3 года назад +703

    You were playing checkers while Todd was playing chess, he slaughtered that beat no cap.

  • @s.m.o2306
    @s.m.o2306 3 года назад +330

    "Here at Bethesda recycling we care about the environment"

  • @bluesight_
    @bluesight_ 3 года назад +325

    I really hope Todd has seen this lmao

    • @commanderblackheart5856
      @commanderblackheart5856 2 года назад +23

      does he have a twitter? facebook? because if he does, you know what to do.

  • @Iisheell
    @Iisheell 3 года назад +1026

    I feel so sad I have no friends who could grasp the fire that is this track

    • @TobyBNook
      @TobyBNook 3 года назад +53

      we’re all here with you

    • @monetum1392
      @monetum1392 3 года назад +31

      Don't worry, I'll be your friend!

    • @coito5307
      @coito5307 3 года назад +13

      Same

    • @daanatin
      @daanatin 3 года назад +11

      We are all friends here

    • @kaiserauthoria
      @kaiserauthoria 3 года назад +7

      New friend aquired

  • @StraightUpIrishJames
    @StraightUpIrishJames 3 года назад +955

    The official M'aiq the Liar theme song.

    • @cary1056
      @cary1056 3 года назад +13

      Ayy! Didn't think I'd see you here!

    • @Mr_Zx
      @Mr_Zx 3 года назад +1

      Hey man I totally didn't realize I wasn't subbed

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 3 года назад +13

      @@cary1056 bruh it's a song about M'aiq of course he would be here

    • @shanesimpson4407
      @shanesimpson4407 3 года назад +3

      Éirinn go Brách

    • @supasf
      @supasf 3 года назад

      Epic moment.

  • @dieuraskel
    @dieuraskel 3 года назад +103

    2:42 Best line ever written. Pack if up bois, Mai'q has solved rap.

  • @ShogunRyuusha
    @ShogunRyuusha Год назад +28

    2 years later, the "I'll clip through your house, put you in a cart on the border of Skyrim because that's what you get for running your mouth" still hits hard like a Dragon-bone Warhammer.

    • @cristianotey9537
      @cristianotey9537 Год назад

      Agreed lmao it's so smooth. And Todd would do that

  • @lloydturquoise2457
    @lloydturquoise2457 3 года назад +440

    How can you believe that a man cannot become a Divine, when Young Scrolls is out here achieving CHIM!?

  • @dragonknight337
    @dragonknight337 3 года назад +351

    jesus the nylon birkin bag holding 76 figures is just *chef's kiss*

    • @HunterKiller027
      @HunterKiller027 3 года назад +30

      I love there's three meanings to it
      - Nylon bag - Fallout 76 Canvas Bag
      - Birkin bag - luxury bag brand
      - 7-6 figures - Fallout 76, also money in 6 figures

    • @gearheadlydia
      @gearheadlydia Месяц назад

      It's also extremely funny that it sounds like he's downgrading his estimate, like "the bag holds seven... six figures".

  • @Vanethen
    @Vanethen Год назад +79

    4:53 The Khajiit walk animation from morrowind gets me every time.

  • @kazikmajster5650
    @kazikmajster5650 Год назад +49

    *2:33** is literally fire! The instrumental fits perfectly with the vocal, and the rhythm is sick!*

  • @Witty_Jackson
    @Witty_Jackson 3 года назад +518

    "You're gonna tell me I'm overencumbered, whole game on my back and I run shit."
    That's probably the best line you've ever come up with. It sounds sick and natural as hell 🔥

    • @sa_exploder
      @sa_exploder 3 года назад +39

      Young comes up with some of the craftiest lyrics. The man is brilliant.

    • @buckashisensei
      @buckashisensei 3 года назад

      Yup

    • @TheSergio1021
      @TheSergio1021 3 года назад +3

      Not even close, there's many more good ones

  • @koldraiynedownskayle5744
    @koldraiynedownskayle5744 3 года назад +1618

    The "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap"
    Is officially the best Young Scrolls double entendre and a possible triple or quadruple entendre.
    1. A hide helmet is a helmet, not a cap.
    2. A hide helmet option hides your cap/helmet. "No Cap."
    3 (a slight reach) Since M'aiq supposedly is a liar, we know using a hide helmet option doesn't mean you don't have a cap, it's invisible.
    4. (Another reach) But M'aiq really says real things, he isn't capping.

    • @WhoodaHell
      @WhoodaHell 3 года назад +191

      It's a great line but "Your luck is at zero, she won't let you hit" still gets me every time.

    • @dodado7424
      @dodado7424 3 года назад +100

      "they say you are what you eat, they're right, i eat so much pussy i'm almost a wood elf but i'm a khajiit" also really good

    • @koldraiynedownskayle5744
      @koldraiynedownskayle5744 3 года назад +11

      @@WhoodaHell That was just a punchline with no extra meaning, though.

    • @RianKashfi
      @RianKashfi 3 года назад +62

      Nah number 4 is definitely not a reach he's definitely saying No Cap as a quadruple entendre cuz he's not capping even though he's Maiq the liar.

    • @koldraiynedownskayle5744
      @koldraiynedownskayle5744 3 года назад +99

      @@RianKashfi To pull off a Quadruple Entendre with just soundclips like that requires an insane level of understanding of the game and lore as well as high level, Prime Jay-Z level lyricism. Respect to Young Scrolls.

  • @covanb6948
    @covanb6948 3 года назад +38

    "They call me a liar but I'm spitting fire" damn that was smooth as fuck

  • @lildaffy1695
    @lildaffy1695 3 года назад +29

    Imagine Todd Howard no clipping to your room while you are playing Skyrim with Loverslab mods.

  • @rowansidhe3239
    @rowansidhe3239 3 года назад +1059

    if M’aiq doesn’t describe the Elder Scrolls as “spicy” in TES 6 I’m picketing in front of Todd Howard’s house

    • @johncameron1935
      @johncameron1935 3 года назад +87

      don't stop there, clip right in

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 3 года назад +28

      Put him on a cart to the border of Skyrim.

    • @guinevereemilysummers9945
      @guinevereemilysummers9945 3 года назад +39

      @@blarg2429 You fool! That's where he's most powerful!

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 3 года назад +8

      @@johncameron1935 where will he get a wooden plate for it?

    • @stickflux
      @stickflux 2 года назад +7

      I'd be satisfied with him saying one of his parents was a wood elf

  • @Argornash
    @Argornash 3 года назад +3443

    It's always great seeing the Colovian Fur Hat I made years ago in stuff even today. It was like my second 3D model lol (P.S. Beyond Skyrim shameless plug, love the vids YS)

    • @cupknee
      @cupknee 3 года назад +167

      i want a colovian fur hat irl

    • @akai4942
      @akai4942 3 года назад +158

      It is one of the best colovian fur hat out there, you should be proud

    • @Argornash
      @Argornash 3 года назад +62

      @@akai4942 Thanks!

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 3 года назад +49

      Haha, props to you man! When me n' my friends played through Morrowind we would always call that the PP hat, 'cause, yknow. So we had BS:B installed and when we went to the forge we started bawling with laughter cause of our stupid joke we made about it. So now every playthrough we do, we are FORCED to have _3rd Era Colovian Fur Helm_ eqquiped.

    • @Argornash
      @Argornash 3 года назад +11

      @@kazmakazii That's awesome! Anyone try BS: B with the multiplayer mods?

  • @badwalter_
    @badwalter_ 11 месяцев назад +12

    2:43 he had no reason to completely eradicate wood elves like that

  • @ziggelito
    @ziggelito 3 месяца назад +4

    Memes aside, its absurd how good the actual music. Blows most studioproductions away

  • @user-ux4gu2lh8c
    @user-ux4gu2lh8c 3 года назад +2158

    Lyrics are fun but man that instrumental is slick as hell

    • @varagianafro9755
      @varagianafro9755 3 года назад +5

      do u know the instumental name song? or is it made

    • @Torag55
      @Torag55 3 года назад +29

      @@varagianafro9755 it's an Esraj.

    • @jordini3381
      @jordini3381 3 года назад +43

      @@varagianafro9755 idk but it sounds like a UK drill producer style beat

    • @bowiesensei5574
      @bowiesensei5574 3 года назад +51

      @@jordini3381 it was made using the esraj from the elder scrolls online

    • @DeadPig325
      @DeadPig325 3 года назад +3

      Sounds like Fresh Home by Unknown T the drill rapper

  • @RianKashfi
    @RianKashfi 3 года назад +951

    J'zargo: Have you mastered the Expert level Destruction spells yet?
    Ma'iq [Nordic chad face]: Yes.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 3 года назад +64

      Ma'iqs' destruction level is so high, he could accidentally singlehandedly scorch the entirety of Skyrim by spitting straight fire.

    • @dane1382
      @dane1382 Год назад +2

      J'zargo is my favorite Elder Scrolls character by far

  • @gentel916
    @gentel916 3 года назад +80

    "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap
    I am so fly, high level, no cap" took me a while to get it but ... ooooh bars !

  • @TheLizardWizard_the2nd
    @TheLizardWizard_the2nd Год назад +12

    It took me two years of listening to realize that "The cap is colovian fur" referers to colovian fur helmet not being colovian

  • @angrysammich5762
    @angrysammich5762 3 года назад +281

    I'm glad Elsewyr Drill is getting some shine outside the skooma dens!

    • @CamMcCoy87
      @CamMcCoy87 3 года назад +7

      I hear it's creeping up in all parts of cyrodil

    • @wynngwynn
      @wynngwynn 3 года назад

      @@CamMcCoy87 Esraj is a pretty popular teabag haha

  • @jomsloth7805
    @jomsloth7805 3 года назад +371

    Do you get to Yung Scrolls this early very often?
    Oh, what am I saying... Of course you don't.

    • @joobletmaster5000
      @joobletmaster5000 3 года назад +5

      Do you get to the cloud district very often? Let me help you with that. This arrow should do the trick...

    • @aelius3805
      @aelius3805 3 года назад

      @@joobletmaster5000 Is there any pussy there?

    • @akai4942
      @akai4942 3 года назад +1

      This is the first time i get early

    • @beyondbirthday7857
      @beyondbirthday7857 3 года назад +4

      Do you get to cloud district very often?
      Oh, what am i say, of course you dont
      I'll have to know that there is no Pussie~

  • @midnightrenders8022
    @midnightrenders8022 Год назад +33

    The "This is not a bug, it's a feature,b****" part killed me🤣😭😭

  • @sea_kidd2203
    @sea_kidd2203 3 года назад +31

    3:44 as soon as Todd Howard's verse came in my soul left my body

  • @chrisw7047
    @chrisw7047 3 года назад +1506

    Here's all the references/cameos I could find, please feel free to add if I missed some:
    0:51 the Elder scroll shows footage of other Young Scrolls videos, e.g. Breton Boys and "the Fine"
    1:23 Title "Liar Liar" refers to the TWO liars in the song, namely M'aiq the Liar and Todd, who has frequently been caught lying about features in upcoming games.
    1:23 text says "stay hydrated", a reference to Young Scrolls' song "Drink Water"
    1:23 producers/record labels are "Psijicolor" and "N'wahcell", referencing the Psijic Order of Mages, and the term "N'wah" (Dunmer slur for 'outlanders') from TES lore.
    1:42 "Nut treat", an actual food item in TES games (Skyrim), here with a double meaning as an innuendo.
    1:51 "Elon musk/smoking sugar" is referencing the Tesla CEO's infamous weed smoking interview
    2:01 word play with the double meaning of "hoe", as both an adult profession and a gardening tool.
    2:01 "called my junk a treasure" is a reference to a line commonly said by merchants in TESV Skyrim, namely "one man's trash is another man's treasure"
    2:07 "capper" (dictionary definition: "One who acts as a decoy, as in a confidence game.") could be referring to M'aiq's role as a sidekick to the true main event (Todd)
    2:07 "Colovian fur cap", reference to the Colovian Fur Helm, an item from TES III Morrowind. The model in the video is a replica of Morrowind's item.
    2:13 "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap." a word play with multiple meanings: 1. The Hide Cap is in fact a piece of armor in the games, thus referred to as a helmet. 2. "hide" has a double meaning as a) animal hide, and b) as in "to hide/conceal". 3. "No cap" is a reference to "uncapping mods", commonly used in TES games to allow for skill levels (and player character level) to be increased beyond the game's original limit of 100
    2:17 "high level, no cap": again a word play, because M'aiq isn't technically wearing a cap, and in combination with "high level" it's likely referencing the "uncapping" game mods again.
    2:35 "Richard Mille" is a Swiss luxury watch brand
    2:39 "Barenziah" and "Therris": A reference to TES lore, specifically the in-game book "The real Barenziah" found in several TES games. In the book, Therris is a Khajiit and a member of the Thieves Guild in Riften. The Dunmer noblewoman Barenziah had slept with him in exchange for gaining access to the Thieves Guild.
    2:39 "Therris wheel" is a word play, sounding similar to "Ferris wheel"
    2:52 "these bars" is a word play in the double meaning of bars: metal beams and "bars" as rhythm measure in hip hop.
    2:52 "Barbz", short for "Barbiez", is a term referring to devout superfans of rapper Nicki Minaj
    2:54 "overencumbered/run" is a reference to the TES game mechanic that would prevent you from running when you are carrying too much in your inventory
    2:58 "You can't see me/John Cena" is a reference to WWE Pro Wrestler John Cena and his famous line "You can't see me" (duh)
    2:58 "Ring of Khajiiti" is an item in TES games which makes the wearer invisible
    3:39 "You didn't think you were the only one/he was the first" is a quote from the trailer for the Skyrim DLC "Dragonborn", taken out of context here
    3:52 "Bethesda recycling" a pun referencing the frequent re-using/copy-pasting of game models and mechanics in games developed by Bethesda Game Studios (e.g. Fallout 4 and Fallout 76).
    3:57 "sixteen times the detail" is a statement made by Bethesda Game Studios director Todd Horward at the E3 reveal of Fallout 76 in 2018. It is a statement made to emphasize how much the level of in-game graphics detail had supposedly increased when comparing Fallout 4 to Fallout 76. It has since become a meme.
    3:59 "2025/Hammerfell" is the potential release date for TES VI, according to an unconfirmed leak. The leak also included the game's location in the Elder Scrolls Universe, the province of Hammerfell.
    3:59 "Maybe I'm lying" is an obvious nod to the frequently incorrect/inaccurate claims made by Todd Howard regarding upcoming video games by Bethesda Game Studios.
    4:03 "clip through your house", a reference to in-game bugs involving clipping, frequently found in games developed by Bethesda Game Studios
    4:05 "Cart on the border to Skyrim" is a reference to the iconic opening scence for TES V Skyrim
    4:12 "the 6" is a nickname for the city of Toronto popularized by rapper Drake. It refers to the six municipalities of Toronto. Here, it has a double meaning and may refer to Fallout 76 (seventy-SIX)
    4:15 "it isn't a bug, it's a feature" is a meme used to ridicule frequent bugs in Bethesda games, which are usually downplayed by the developer.
    4:17 "Nylon Birkin Bag/7-6" is referring to the Fallout 76 collector's edition scandal. Bethesda promised a limited edition canvas bag when ordering the collector's edition of the game, but buyers initially received a nylon bag considered to be of inferior quality. The scandal resulted in a class action lawsuit against Bethesda. "Birkin" is a name for a specific style of high-priced luxury bags, named after British actress Jane Birkin.
    4:23 "four times bigger" is another inaccurate statement made by Todd Howard at the E3 reveal of Fallout 76 in 2018. He made the statement that Fallout 76's game world would be four times bigger than that of Fallout 4.
    4:25 "degenerate" is referring to a statement from E3 2018, in which Todd Howard called the audience "degenerates", after demonstrating how he was able to play Skyrim on a mobile device with only one hand. He added "you never know when you'll need a free hand" (a clear innuendo on his part), which was followed by laughter in the audience and then Todd's "degenerate" statement. It was clearly meant as a joke, but has since been taken out of context in the meme community.
    5:18 text says "I'm sorry, Todd. I love you"
    5:44 pop-up dialogue says "prophecy.exe has stopped working" followed by "HYRMA MORA PADO ADA OIA NAGAIA ABA AGEA CAVA APOCRA DENA GORIA GANDRA ARCAN". This is a passage from the in-game book "Fragmentae Abyssum Hermaeus Morus" in The Elder Scrolls Online. It may translate to "Hermaeus Mora, elder than Ada, Abyssal Cephaliarch, hearken to the plea of this unworthy, for I come to barter for knowledge denied". It is a Sermon to the Daedric Prince of Knowledge and Fate, Hermaeus Mora, who makes appearances in several TES games.

    • @koldraiynedownskayle5744
      @koldraiynedownskayle5744 3 года назад +164

      "The 6" is a reference to TES 6 as well as Toronto.
      Barbs on my dick is also a reference to some big cats literally having barbs on their dicks.
      A Capper in modern slang is a liar, or bullshitter. So "No Cap" is saying "I'm not lying" as well as those other meanings

    • @XenophesGM
      @XenophesGM 3 года назад +126

      "No cap," also is slang for "I'm not lying."

    • @benjaminschallwig43
      @benjaminschallwig43 3 года назад +12

      Thanks for sharing your wisdom and enhancing my knowledge about TES and many other things. I really appreciate it :)

    • @petrusandersen198
      @petrusandersen198 3 года назад +20

      2:01 referencing the line
      Some may call them junk, but me I call them treasures.
      I overlooked the innuendo.

    • @Pixium
      @Pixium 3 года назад +14

      ok hermaeus mora

  • @rextealiois8874
    @rextealiois8874 3 года назад +384

    Last time I was this early, the oblivion crisis was still going on

  • @LowResCatExplosion
    @LowResCatExplosion 3 года назад +41

    He really just sold that guy an Elder Scroll for less than what you could get for a single lockpick

    • @SuperRadHandle
      @SuperRadHandle 2 года назад +2

      On the other hand, 5 bucks is 5 bucks

  • @shinto29
    @shinto29 3 года назад +58

    This song lives rent free in my head tbh

  • @soku890
    @soku890 3 года назад +181

    These desert violins or whatever they're called got me a little hyped up for tes 6 lol

    • @spooberson
      @spooberson 3 года назад +30

      Its a yaybahar theyre pretty neat

    • @justinrobison666
      @justinrobison666 3 года назад +26

      The instrument is called an esraj and it's from india

    • @Stackmenace
      @Stackmenace 3 года назад +4

      In tes universe this instrument is popular in elsweyr (as shown in ESO), which is such a dope detail

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 3 года назад +4

      I believe the particular instrument used here in a Kemençe, a Middle Eastern stringed instrument

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 3 года назад +2

      Justin Robison although an Esraj can produce this same kind of sound, I believe this it is actually a Middle Eastern Kemençe that is being used in this instrumental in particular.

  • @OhMercyMe
    @OhMercyMe 3 года назад +366

    "I never lie, hide helmet, no cap"
    wait so like Hide Helmet like the helmet made out of hide but also "hide helmet" like the option to make your headgear invisible
    bruh i love this channel

    • @koldraiynedownskayle5744
      @koldraiynedownskayle5744 3 года назад +26

      Young Scrolls been nice with the double entendres.

    • @supasf
      @supasf 3 года назад

      @@koldraiynedownskayle5744 saw ur comment. Epic.

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 года назад +2

      No level cap

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 года назад +3

      He's not 'capping' aka lying

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 года назад +2

      But he's Maiq the liar, he lies about not lying. There are many many layers to this.

  • @sillymiso
    @sillymiso 3 года назад +25

    j'zargo been real quiet since this one dropped

  • @Flustershy
    @Flustershy 3 года назад +34

    Even the instrumental version is pure fire, and its criminal how this isn't reaching *DAGOTHWAVE* tier of views.

  • @SomeReadingsASMR
    @SomeReadingsASMR 3 года назад +642

    The most devastating lyrics from the best guest appearance of all time. I am thoroughly terrified of Todd Howard now.

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 3 года назад +76

      Careful, he can smell your fear and will no-clip into your house.

    • @SomeReadingsASMR
      @SomeReadingsASMR 3 года назад +36

      @@Aodhan_Raith Someone needs to make this a creepypasta

    • @6tony1gray4
      @6tony1gray4 3 года назад +5

      @@SomeReadingsASMR I smell an SCP

    • @sambunyan274
      @sambunyan274 3 года назад +2

      420 likes, i believe thats a sign to light the beacon

  • @Witty_Jackson
    @Witty_Jackson 3 года назад +141

    "M'aig is tired now." *drops mic*

    • @onxd2092
      @onxd2092 3 года назад +6

      Go bother someone else

  • @ashb712
    @ashb712 3 года назад +44

    Mai'q can't be a liar when he's spittin straight facts.

  • @dankblissey6162
    @dankblissey6162 3 месяца назад +2

    3 years later and I'm still reeling from how damn good the wordplay is with this. And the level of references to everything.
    I only wish this was on spotify

  • @JemyyFF
    @JemyyFF 3 года назад +117

    "Im John Cena With the ring of Khajiiti" my headphones overheated and turned off

    • @raeleneosborne7801
      @raeleneosborne7801 3 года назад +6

      "it isn't a bug, it's a feature" my pc crashed half way through

  • @bongibot1104
    @bongibot1104 3 года назад +229

    I think this is officially my favorite song Young Scrolls has ever made. It's clever and funny as always, but M'aiq flexes in such a subtle yet powerful way. The hook is insanely clever, and the beat is genuinely one so good, I don't know how he made music that good to go with Todd Howard rapping. Thank you so much, made my day.

    • @unanaspig
      @unanaspig 3 года назад +1

      Bongibot your comment is so on point, couldn’t have said it better

    • @kaitdillard
      @kaitdillard 3 года назад +5

      I’m really partial to Star, but I absolutely LOVED this one as well. Mostly for the reasons you already mentioned haha. The video itself too was really good.

    • @neonsolace2748
      @neonsolace2748 3 года назад +3

      Mine is 2
      Dagothwave and breton boys

    • @soupeverywhere9565
      @soupeverywhere9565 3 года назад +2

      Mine are Zoomin and Neon Vivec

  • @harrylitzler7086
    @harrylitzler7086 3 года назад +65

    3:48 more people need to talk about what Todd just spat lmao

  • @tacoattack-dog9687
    @tacoattack-dog9687 3 года назад +10

    please come back we love you

  • @Dumbed_Down
    @Dumbed_Down 3 года назад +241

    "They call me a liar, but im spitting fire"- Maiq the truther

  • @jonsmith5626
    @jonsmith5626 3 года назад +202

    Who else is watching this oldie in 2035 while playing the newly released Elder Scrolls 6???

    • @Weaver0x00
      @Weaver0x00 3 года назад +6

      Bro defo not you

    • @DavidCDrake
      @DavidCDrake 3 года назад +17

      ...we have a time traveler on our hands...perhaps one of the Psijic Order?

    • @jonsmith5626
      @jonsmith5626 3 года назад +3

      @@DavidCDrake Wait... what year are you in??

    • @jonsmith5626
      @jonsmith5626 3 года назад +5

      @@Weaver0x00 Well it took awhile but get ready for the big gameplay reveal in 2033!

    • @Tautolonaut
      @Tautolonaut 3 года назад +6

      Dwemerati confirmed.

  • @nubberton1345
    @nubberton1345 2 года назад +7

    “What music do you listen to?”
    “It’s…complicated”

  • @grayfox9191
    @grayfox9191 5 месяцев назад +4

    “Tools, wares, and shit” got me right out of the gate. 😂

  • @instantramenhair4103
    @instantramenhair4103 3 года назад +1042

    Don’t lie, this isn’t your first time watching.

    • @BulletTheEnforcer
      @BulletTheEnforcer 3 года назад +22

      You’re right. I’ve lost count.

    • @plets1172
      @plets1172 3 года назад +11

      It is

    • @Lizymarie.css.
      @Lizymarie.css. 3 года назад +24

      I KEEP REWATCHING IT. This shit has no right to be so fucking dope.

    • @krunbeer
      @krunbeer 3 года назад +3

      Almost forgot to watch this today.

    • @blxckjxck47
      @blxckjxck47 3 года назад +5

      it's catchy

  • @screebgaming8454
    @screebgaming8454 3 года назад +520

    Can’t believe more people aren’t talking about that therris wheel line

    • @thevoltigeur6345
      @thevoltigeur6345 3 года назад +22

      A lot of lines in this made me crack up, but that one alone got a proud "HA!"

    • @TazBetTactics
      @TazBetTactics 3 года назад +117

      For those unaware of the genius of the line. According to "The Real Barenziah" books in TES:
      Barenziah was a dunmer woman who was seeking entry to the thieves guild, in order to achieve this she slept with a kahjiit member of the thieves guild named therris. Hence the line.

    • @daanatin
      @daanatin 3 года назад +1

      SHIEET

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 3 года назад +7

      Don't know the REAL tes lore

    • @user-qd8yy9lc4g
      @user-qd8yy9lc4g 3 года назад +16

      She is not some Dunmer woman, she's the Queen of Morrowind, and for long time the political face of the nation in international matters (something Dunmer are generally not really good at). The Real Barenziah was written by her personal scribe based on her anectodes, and while she publically denounced the writ she sheltered him from persecution, and even reportedly found the book fun. The section about her getting nailed by the khajiit in public was omitted after Daggerfall to satisfy censors - of ESRB out of universe, and of Tribunal Temple in-universe.

  • @BreFit-dp9kx
    @BreFit-dp9kx 3 года назад +94

    "They call me M'aiq the Capper, the cap is colovian fur. They call me M'aiq the Capper, but they should be calling me sir." Best part ❤

  • @alonebutkillingit
    @alonebutkillingit Год назад +10

    Favorite line "I shitted on the whole game, fuckin walk stupid."

  • @bm8209
    @bm8209 3 года назад +221

    "Now you can't see me. I'm John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti."
    How does one go so hard with so little

  • @kelptea2703
    @kelptea2703 3 года назад +151

    The most sincerest thank you for this Young Scrolls. My cat had died a few days ago, and your music has been the only thing to cheer me up. The news of your new release, and it focusing on the illustrious Khajiiti M'aiq is the best news I've had all week.

    • @thisdustslave7661
      @thisdustslave7661 3 года назад +4

      Oh.. thats really sad. I hope, you are okay

    • @Breal2k
      @Breal2k 3 года назад +3

      ъеъ we’ll get through this together brothers

    • @fuckmedude8167
      @fuckmedude8167 3 года назад +3

      Fukc dude ive been there. Hope you get better and can acceot the death of your special one 🙏

    • @kh.a.t.5657
      @kh.a.t.5657 3 года назад +1

      May Khenarthi rest your friend's soul in peace in the Sands Behind the Stars✨☁️

    • @homesliceadams2730
      @homesliceadams2730 3 года назад +1

      hes in sovengaurd now, friend.

  • @Skypothesis
    @Skypothesis 3 года назад +71

    Maiq is tired from dissing all these fools.
    Go spit rhymes somewhere else.

  • @geoffreygorgonzola248
    @geoffreygorgonzola248 3 года назад +64

    the beats you make are fucking insane.

  • @bigode9743
    @bigode9743 3 года назад +397

    M'aiq givin' Jiub a run for his money as to who's the real Moon Sugar Daddy

    • @notacockgobbler2054
      @notacockgobbler2054 3 года назад +24

      Jiub the Saint will always be my main moon sugar daddy

    • @bigode9743
      @bigode9743 3 года назад +6

      @@notacockgobbler2054 Big Dog game too strong

    • @Peroxide-Mark
      @Peroxide-Mark 3 года назад +10

      they should collab

    • @bigode9743
      @bigode9743 3 года назад +13

      @@Peroxide-Mark I would certainly CHIM if that happened

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 года назад +1

      M'aiq is my secondary sugar daddy

  • @olivius8891
    @olivius8891 3 года назад +109

    "No pedo shit when I play with that kitty"
    Truly masterful lyricism.

  • @hulax9858
    @hulax9858 2 года назад +15

    I'm convinced that Maiq knows when elder scrolls 6 will come out, but maiq knows much and tells some

  • @didnt_ask_for_handle
    @didnt_ask_for_handle 3 года назад +18

    Holy shit dude I hope you're actually in the music industry. I mean these instrumentals are so baller and the rhymes are incredible when you think about what you get to work in terms of audio.

  • @JustBelovedYT
    @JustBelovedYT 3 года назад +94

    M’aiq: Destruction *100*
    M’aiq the Capper: Speech *100*
    Sir: Illusion *100*

  • @theonlycatonice
    @theonlycatonice 3 года назад +107

    "I'm John Cena with the Ring of Khajiti." YOH

  • @EliManny2000
    @EliManny2000 2 года назад +7

    the "you are what you eat" line is the best line of all time

  • @dawnwatching6382
    @dawnwatching6382 3 года назад +26

    This is beyond high quality man, I cannot imagine how much effort and work goes into this. Huge props homie