Kronii(Probably): If you're going to bully me, at least direct your attention to Vesper, he's a professional Psychiatrist that can help with all of your problems without any judgement! *Points to Vesper's Psychiatry stand* EN and ID girls: *Glowing Red eyes* Vesper(Probably): Oh no....
@@CaptainObliviousV the question is: who covers his spot? I like to believe he goes back and forth to both sides, having the entire therapy session on his own
That reminds me of a joke... So these two crazy guys are living in a mental asylum. One day they decide they've had enough of all that, so they try to escape. At one point they come across a giant gap. One guy makes the jump no problem but the other guy is terrified of heights. Then the first guy says "hey, I have an idea! Why don't I shine my flashlight across the gap, and then you can walk on the beam of light?" And the second guy goes "what do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off halfway through!"
This is why I'm a Vestie. He is literally the only human being in the world to deal with how weird Kronii is. He is willing to look the void in the eye, and knows that the void is looking back.
0:06 oh my god. so that's why the layout looked so familiar! kudos to Vesper in committing to keep his eyes closed for his client as always, your subtle yet on-point editing is awesome! particularly love red hot chili kronii
So based on this analysis: Kronii is a lvl 100 Narcissist. She can't stop thinking of herself when she's in bed or looking in the mirror. Also her eating habits have derailed so badly that 5 day old subway is her current diet. (And continues to be an ongoing saga to this day lol) Vesper, unable to comprehend this level of insanity, has his mind broken by the end of the collab. Truly a 10/10 Jokeronii moment in my opinion.
Vesper, poor, poor Vesper. We just need his scream (11:24) to understand, what is to deal with Kronii psychological state. Well we learned that perfection, have tons of problems with it.
Ah yes, the stream that made everyone went from "ew, male vtuber" to "oof, poor Grandpa, I think I should support him" Miss you Grampire, good luck in whatever you do in the future o7
People threw a fit about Kronii collabing with Vesper, and the ironic thing is if anything it will likely make the girls want to reach out to the guys more since the bois might be hesitant to request collabs after the drama. AND Kronii and Vesper wouldn't have done this collab idea if they didn't get along and have good chemistry together. Just find it funny.
Fix Kronii in 12 minutes? You couldn't even begin to diagnose her in 12 years. "I have a good idea! I'll turn Subway subs into drinks! Drinks like meatball marinara and tuna salad!"
To be fair with them, they are more terrified of actual relationships blossoming, but like, who cares, we the not schizos know any girl charismatic enough to make it big as a Vtuber is only single IRL by choice.
Tbh I originally I didn’t like any of the male Hololive members before this but Kroni unironically help make Vesper into someone I actively want to watch. I need more of these doctor vesper stuff
"Even if you have no customers, you have to put a few in there to make it look good." That's exactly the opposite strategy of a lemonade stand. You periodically empty the till to make yourself look more pathetic, and garner sympathy.
![HoloLore: The Subway Kroniicles [The Complete Arc]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rjFL23wBcvk/mqdefault.jpg)
![HoloLore: The Subway Kroniicles [The Complete Arc]](/img/tr.png)
Vesper: I can fix her
Kronii: I can make him worse
Is it just me, or Mumei did this quote first on a game
@@assaulthetz380 it's sort of been a meme for a while now. But yes, Mumei also used it for her stream title in that Needy Streamer Overload stream.
She kinda did make it worse.
Vesper: I can fix her!
Kronii: No you can't
Chat: No you can't
Vesper: 11:24
Holo girls to Kronii : TIME TO BULLY HER
Kronii to Vesper : TIME TO TORMENT HIM
The abuse cycle continues...
Kronii(Probably): If you're going to bully me, at least direct your attention to Vesper, he's a professional Psychiatrist that can help with all of your problems without any judgement!
*Points to Vesper's Psychiatry stand*
EN and ID girls: *Glowing Red eyes*
Vesper(Probably): Oh no....
When will the cycle end....
@@Gang3rs it will never end. Vesper will pass it on in the next EN wave, then that person will pass it on to the next, for all eternity
Yeah that seems about right.
A comedy skit where neither the audience nor the performers are exactly sure how real it is
It's like a Narduwar interview
@@KingThrillgore am still convinced nardwuar is from a secret agency
best collab. Vesper needs a psychiatrist after this.
Gramps was not ready
I like to imagine, after Kronii leaves, he just gets up and sits on the opposite side of the stand
@@CaptainObliviousV
the question is:
who covers his spot?
I like to believe he goes back and forth to both sides, having the entire therapy session on his own
"Oh please, There's isn't a shrink alive that can fix that Royal mess!" -Perfect Cell(DBZA)
Granted. He'll be booked first on the next counseling session.
My favorite part of all of this is “I can’t see shit captain.” I dunno why but fuck that has me rolling
It's an old meme (as all of Vesper's are) with Geordi La Forge from Strar Trek TNG.
same, I started to regularly use that quote after this stream
The vesper being “sexist” was definitely the best part of the entire stream.
The amount of agony inflicted in an implication
I thought it was the Time Sm*t?
time smut and moist beg to differ in my opinion
I don't know who needs more therapy after this, Vesper or Kronii.
both, considering what happened later in the stream xD
Yes
Yes
The therapist of their therapists
Vesper, Kronii is a lost cause
Poor Vesper, he really thought he could help Jokeronii
That reminds me of a joke...
So these two crazy guys are living in a mental asylum. One day they decide they've had enough of all that, so they try to escape. At one point they come across a giant gap. One guy makes the jump no problem but the other guy is terrified of heights. Then the first guy says "hey, I have an idea! Why don't I shine my flashlight across the gap, and then you can walk on the beam of light?" And the second guy goes "what do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off halfway through!"
I can't stop laughing at the bit where she slipped and said "time smut"
"I can't see shit captain" came so far out of left field it knocked me flat on my ass
Kwonii: "Am I the first client?"
Like Time, little that she know shes also the last (probably)
This is why I'm a Vestie. He is literally the only human being in the world to deal with how weird Kronii is.
He is willing to look the void in the eye, and knows that the void is looking back.
The void is gawking back.
@@wickedarctiinae4132 *Gwaking* *
That is the sign of a man who has seen things. Unspeakable, horrible things, and has become numb to it.
And then they started playing board games together.
Man, I really miss Kronii messing with Vesper.
me: "I can fix her"
her: "I like Subway"
me: "nope"
4:00 Wait … do you have a mirror in your bed?
Instant completely confident response: *Yes, and?!* 😂
Kronii would totally expect the vampire to have a mirror in his bed.
Kronii: Have you seen how beautiful Kronii is? She's gorgeous! Hey, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
Vesper’s scream summarizes this *ENTIRE* stream
Vesper, you can't fix broken perfection.
I _felt_ that scream. LOL
A someone who worked in customer service, I can REALLY feel Vesper's suffering
0:06 oh my god. so that's why the layout looked so familiar!
kudos to Vesper in committing to keep his eyes closed for his client
as always, your subtle yet on-point editing is awesome! particularly love red hot chili kronii
He needs to do more of this
Vesper should do this with all the HoloEN members, ending with fellow Dad, Calli.
This need to be his version of holotalk instead he’s therapist
@@gravitykat714 Imagine HoloTherapy with the JP members, with Kiara as mediator/interpreter.
yeah, they can't be as bad as this...except Mumei
I think 2 people were left broken on this day
It was definitely more than two.
Both Vesties and Kroniis were left scarred that day
His first mistake: trying to fix perfection.
At least this will be saved in the system. 😞
So based on this analysis:
Kronii is a lvl 100 Narcissist. She can't stop thinking of herself when she's in bed or looking in the mirror. Also her eating habits have derailed so badly that 5 day old subway is her current diet. (And continues to be an ongoing saga to this day lol)
Vesper, unable to comprehend this level of insanity, has his mind broken by the end of the collab.
Truly a 10/10 Jokeronii moment in my opinion.
The moment of realisation, and then absolute joy in her voice when Kronii realises she can make the "sexist" joke gets me every time.
This stream went in every direction known to mankind
Vesper was never the same after that day
Its true, check out the Mario Party stream. He's definitely broken
there's no cure for kronii rn. She might need a few more therapy sessions
I miss him so much
This worked out really well. Genius comedy sketch.
This stream can be described as Kronii and grampa Vesper try to help Kronii, but ends up dealing psychic damage to each other and to themselves.
Vesper, poor, poor Vesper. We just need his scream (11:24) to understand,
what is to deal with Kronii psychological state.
Well we learned that perfection, have tons of problems with it.
The amount of time this man has apologised to time
Damn vespapa still recovering from bae’s zoomer stream
“I don’t have time” said the time warden
Ah yes, the stream that made everyone went from "ew, male vtuber" to "oof, poor Grandpa, I think I should support him"
Miss you Grampire, good luck in whatever you do in the future o7
I’d feel bad if any JP fans watched this and have no clue what just happened lmao
7:31 Kronii sounds like the VA of Barbie
that’s how beautiful her speaking voice is
How can Vesper fix Perfection?
By Perfection, I meant Broken-Beyond-Repair.
Vesper: This is not something my degree prepared me for...
when you stare at the abyss, it stare back at you.
when you look into *the time* 05:21 she can look of herself
10:00 "I don't have time" - Beech you _are_ *time.*
I love kronii she is *PERFECT* and *CUTE* vesper just being vesper tryna get help xD
I swear Kronii is the real Chaos of Council
The problem is that you can’t fix perfection
Can't fix what's perfect.
Krony sounds like multiple personalities
Tags: Mindbreak, Timesmut
The red overlay whenever Kronii is popping off is great
Chat is right, Kronii is infinitely halu for herself. The problem is we can't even blame her
In the end, it was Vesper who needs psychiatric. Poor grandpa xD
I wonder what will happen if Vesper does this again after her Subway stream 🤣
I just realised that she said "three dakis" 3:58 after I saw those 3 dakimakura 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought she she said 'donkeys' or 'duckies'
Vesper: can you fix the broken ?,can you feel,can you feel my heart !!
When you stare into the void, it stares back.
He can't fix her
she can break him
damn, I completely forgot about the Peanuts. But I knew this collab looked kind of familiar xD
This is the first videos that made me fell in loves with jokeronii
People threw a fit about Kronii collabing with Vesper, and the ironic thing is if anything it will likely make the girls want to reach out to the guys more since the bois might be hesitant to request collabs after the drama.
AND Kronii and Vesper wouldn't have done this collab idea if they didn't get along and have good chemistry together.
Just find it funny.
Kronii is surprisingly proactive when reaching out to the HoloStars. I always thought Bae would be the one.
No no no no no, you don't FIX Kronii, Kronii BREAK you.
How can kronii give too much love? She is perfect thereby making everything she does, gives, and takes perfect
2:10 speedrun for loosing sanity 😂😅😅
Fix Kronii in 12 minutes? You couldn't even begin to diagnose her in 12 years.
"I have a good idea! I'll turn Subway subs into drinks! Drinks like meatball marinara and tuna salad!"
07:06 the tale of the CURSED -SUBWAY- SANDWICH 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:12 a certain meme squirrel wants to know your location
Hoping more of these skits happen
I don't have time, she said?
The Time Lady doesn't have time...?
02:51 perspective of time really matter here 😄💖
This is exactly what beating therapy looks like
you can't stop time she just move forward always
You can't fix something that's already perfect
Kronii sounding like the average /vt/ poster.
I can't see shit captain 5:51
When Kronii and Vester are both alone... The chaos that those two make can Baelz make proud of them.
This was a rollercoaster lmao
Shout out to the guy who said "But doctor, I am Pagliacci." in the chat.
Even Megatron said to never improve upon perfection
Can you fix time? Beware the floating testes men.
So kronii walked up to a psychiatry stand and she said to the psychiatrist running the stand...
"Hey..." bam bam bam "Got any INSANITY?"
Wait the anti’s didn’t want this?!
they aren't known for understanding the concept of "fun", you see.
Sometimes these Antis are just harassing for the sake of harassing, which is bullshit.
they didn't want kronii to reset the timelinr fucking up vespers mental they are the real heroes!!!
Those delusional people really associate online collab stream with irl hangout. They think that they got cucked by 2D anime old man. Pathetic
To be fair with them, they are more terrified of actual relationships blossoming, but like, who cares, we the not schizos know any girl charismatic enough to make it big as a Vtuber is only single IRL by choice.
among all the languages 01:38 she choose to to speak the language of fact
More like Kronii trying to break Vesper for 12 minutes
Tbh I originally I didn’t like any of the male Hololive members before this but Kroni unironically help make Vesper into someone I actively want to watch. I need more of these doctor vesper stuff
Vesper and Magni are easily the highlights of starsEN for sure, and in JP I'd recommend Shien, Oga and Arurandeisu
@@sacredeight oi what about our boy winning son?
@@sacredeight Izuru and Astel are amazing too. They are amazing singers.
Only Kronii can be perfect for Kronii. Everyone should know that.
Vespers next client: Vesper
For a brief moment in 6:56 I though I saw red in Kronii eyes for a sec... then again, it's late at night for me too lol 😂
No, you were right! See! Red!
"Even if you have no customers, you have to put a few in there to make it look good."
That's exactly the opposite strategy of a lemonade stand. You periodically empty the till to make yourself look more pathetic, and garner sympathy.
11:00 is my favorite moment
Has Kronii tried to get cats like a normal single woman?
What have cats done to you huh? Leave them alone they dont deserve that fate 💀
She’s not single tho she has Kronii
I thought this was going to be about the sandwiches. Yeah, Kronii's uncurable.
08:10 I think she talk about Kaifuku Jutsushi no Yarinaoshi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the redo of healer hero
I paused the video to ask what Subway is open at 1 or 3 AM lol
We now know that Kronii reads Jungle Juice
Wait maybe not. that part was to increase poison potency.
A welcome surprise to be sure.
Kronii really needs help lol
Such a good collab
Bros, I miss Vesper and Magni.
MY PAIN IS IMMENSE AND NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP
Aside from the SNOT gang, Kronii and the Tempus bois are my favorite collab group.
Wait isnt this basically what happened with joker and harley quinn?