HoloLore: The Subway Kroniicles [The Complete Arc]
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- Опубликовано: 3 авг 2024
- ⚠️UPDATE ⚠️
THIS IS FOR HISTORICAL PURPOSES ONLY
Please do not talk to Kronii about Subway sandwiches as she is VERY TIRED of the jokes. I know it's funny but please respect her wishes and not mention Subway in her streams. THANKS!
I never knew subway sammies didn't truly start till the ASMR stream.
I scoured through every video in the past 4 months looking for any resemblence of the words Subway or sandwich came up in Kronii's stream and subsequent collabs. Here is the results of that search.
In Kronii's own words, the arc has ended but it might come back again.
So we will see.
I really wanted to add the ice cream truck saga along with the subway saga, but real life circumstances is preventing me from working on that portion so i decided to put this part out.
Here is a list of every clip with timestamp for the past 4 months where Kronii talks about Subway. (ofc i could have missed some minor ones)
Sources:
072622 - Kronii Kirby - order subway
• 【Kirby And The Forgott...
080522 - Kronii Super - Leftover Subway
• 【Superchat Catchup】Hel...
• 【Superchat Catchup】Hel...
080822 - Kronii ASMR - SUBWAY START!!
• 【Binaural ASMR】Onomato...
082322 - Kronii versary - Old sandwich
• 【#kroniiversary】Love F...
082422 - Kronii +Ina - PowerWash Sim (Fat from Subway)
• 【Powerwash Simulator】S...
091922 - Kronii - Unpack (Don't doubt Subway)
• 【Unpacking】I Unpack Th... (Coupons)
• 【Unpacking】I Unpack Th... (Goin on a date)
• 【Unpacking】I Unpack Th... (I feel sick)
• 【Unpacking】I Unpack Th... (Close subway)
092122 - Kronii +noir - Psych (Dr. analysis)
• 【Psychiatry Help】Suffe... (Long)
092422 - Ame Collab - Pico Park (Sandwich Bullying)
• 【PICO PARK】EN vs Puzzl... (Beginning)
• 【PICO PARK】EN vs Puzzl... (End)
092722 - Kronii - Slime Rancher (Blended sub prep)
• 【Slime Rancher 2】CHILD...
• 【Slime Rancher 2】CHILD... (Soliloquy)
100222 - Ame Collab - Worms Tournament
• 【Worms W.M.D】THE FINAL... (moona eating?)
100222 - Bae collab - Minecraft
• ≪MINECRAFT≫ Exploring ... (Subway Cookie)
(*Blended subway origin*) (BOOMER JUICE?!)
(Mortuary Assistant)
100122 - Fauna - (Subway veggie patty cursed)
• 【DRAWING HALLOWEEN COU...
100422 - Mumei Collab - Wolf quest (Blended sandwich)
• 【WOLFQUEST】SNOT AWOOS
100522 - Kronii - SMOOTHIE SANDWICH STREAM
• 【Sandwich Smoothie】B L...
100722 - IRYS - Minecraft (Sandwich)
• 【MINECRAFT Collab】Elyt... (Blended sando)
101022 - Mumei - Offcollab (Sandwich craving tweet)
• 【OFF COLLAB】GUEST HOO
101322 - Calli Collab - (ending the arc?)
• [MARIO PARTY SUPERSTAR...
101722 - Kronii Super -
• 【Superchat Catchup】i'M...
• 【Superchat Catchup】i'M... (subway kdrama)
• 【Superchat Catchup】i'M...
101822 - Kronii Slime
• 【Slime Rancher 2】So Th... (It's not subway)
102022 - Kronii Kirby - (Really stopped eating subway)
• 【Kirby And The Forgott...
103122 - Colab - Escape room (Tree dies from subway)
• 【🎃LIVE】Hololive ESCAPE...
• 【👻】HoloEN Escape Room !!
110422 - Kronii - RE Village (Subway is never over)
• 【Resident Evil Village...
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UPDATE: This video is for historical purposes Only!
Please don't talk to Kronii about Subway sandwiches. It's been almost two years. She said she's tired of the jokes and I can respect that.
Please respect her wishes as well
How about you respect her wishes and take the video down? She's been harassed for years because clips like these.
@@saysallait says right there it's for "historical purposes only" aka give a clear context on what is the subway thing all about.
An example is me, I only got into vtubers recently so this video helps alot because i was rlly confused..
You can always count on fanbases to run a joke to the ground. Its all they got.
Missed opportunity to call this vid "The Subway Kroniicles"
Sometimes the most obvious thing gets missed LOL
I'm renaming it right now because your suggestion is what it should have been this whole time. Thanks!
@@RanivusCh So, where is the konbini chronicles :D
It’s extra funny when you remember that Subway’s slogan is “Eat Fresh”
Kronii: "and I took that personally"
subway becomes instant funny when you remeber their spokesman
She can single handedly keep an entire subway alive if she wanted to
I still can't believe the drink only made her stronger.
Like Haachama's experience with tap water during her time in the Philippines.
Well. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Thank you for recording this arc for future generations, as both amusement and a warning to all. :D
Tis a cautionary tale, to do things in moderation and not stockpile Sandwiches like there's a Nuclear Fallout imminent.
@RanivusCh after 2020 some of us are never getting caught offguard again! 😂❤
Somebody please tell Kronii about canned food.
There are meals you can buy months in advance for when you're hungry at 3 am, Kronii.
canned food is 10x worse than room temperature subway
@@destroyallfurriesin hawaii we eat spam as comfort food. Most popular version is called spam musubi
@@terichix8494yep. Love it. Only complaint is my family doesn’t and idk what sauce to use
@terichix8494
AY ANOTHER HAWAIIAN!!
@@terichix8494he’s still right, spam is ass
"Woah, you can slap me but not the sandwich" iconic 🤣
Food poisoning *again* she says
“Whoever screws up gotta eat the 2 day old tuna sandwich” 😭
Kronii: you called that a punishment?
On one hand, her voice is so calm and soothing. On the other hand, she is absolutely unhinged
You know I think when hachama commits culinary crimes is not as bad because she seem to enjoy it with subway smoothie we all lose
Glad to hear that Kronii is letting go of her terrible habits, if little by little.
Also, I can't be the only one who wasn't surprised in the least when Mumei said she started craving Subway after watching Kronii's unholy blend stream. That girl's mind is built different.
She probably forgot
I had to close the video when she started on about blending 2 day old tuna sandwich and maple syrup 🤢 that's just too foul, I am fully and completely judging you Kronii, I'm sorry
Don't worry. We all judge her for this. First the shork eats pizza she dropped in the bathtub, and the clock eats food that could make her sick. We love our Holo en girls, but my god do we judge them.
The syrup is from 2020 bruh 😭💀☠️
@@forgetfuldullahan5468 she WHAT
@@forgetfuldullahan5468How did gura drop pizza in the bathtub in the first place lmfao
@@cortesyesshe wanted to eat pizza in the bath
She did, dropped a slice in the process and tbe fished it out and continued
I wouldn't be surprised if Kronii ends up being Sponsored by Subway at this point down the line in the future.
Would be better than the last one.
@@nintendomaster6430💀
@@nintendomaster6430 the last one? Sorry am not in the loop what do you mean?
I was up 5 in the morning and hungry asf and I tuned into this and kronii got me into ordering two footlongs myself...
24/7 Subway is legit!
I'm more for a 24/7 Taqueria dude myself but that hunger at 4am hits differently
@@RanivusCh the Kronii inside me when 4am munchies strike:
All the other store are closed what am I gonna do? what, make my own sandwich?
@@RanivusCh Eres de mi especie???? Are you one of my people???
THEY HAVE TWO FOOT LONG SANDWICHES???
hope you Didn't get a fountain drink with that 😵
Kronii is simply eating the time energy from the 2-5+ day subways.
Thanks for the compilation of this absolutely rancid arc especially the blending
35 minutes for a sandwich arc. I am blessed 😊
I'm convinced this woman is singlehandedly keeping the Subway franchise alive
The worst part about her argument with Ves is, that I can't tell if she's being serious about not getting the difference between aged alcohol and "aged" food.....
I dont understand how can she even have a sandwich lying around for 2 days when she loves subway so much? I also love subway and I am sure that if I see one I will probably finish it even if I'm not hungry I'd keep on eating it.
I'm the same way 😎
She truly is stronger than us if she can resist the subway attraction
And they say Hachima is worst cook.
Well, she doesn't cook this
It feels like IRyS watched loads of Company Man videos or something, and she wanted to tell everyone what she learnt.
Also, at the end when Kronii learns about the deals on the sandwiches, you can almost hear her little adrenal gland squirting dopamine into her bloodstream.
Leaving a sandwich out to congeal at room temperature for presumably for 6-8 hours is Fu!kin gross as sh!t
Gross yes
But will it kill you... Maybe?
Something about her using Bussin when talking about Fine wine hits different
"bussin" "hits different" just stop
@@destroyallfurries no no she's funny
That ASMR fucking broke kronies forever.
The Pico Park stream feels like a straight-up intervention
Thank you for documenting this and putting it together in this format
8:00 I love that Kronii’s reaction here is literally just Homer Simpson
This video has made me hungry for Subway sandwiches.
A new yearning has come. Subway has returned to the light.
Good stuff! I also knew the gist of this arc, but wanted to know more about it.
And there you come along and drop this All-In-One Package. Noice!
I'm so happy I found this channel, love your vids. Here's a sub 👍
The Chronicles of Subway: The Sandwich, it's Age and the Warden.
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."
I hate to say this but I 100% agree with Kronii.
If not for this quality, she actually would be perfect.
My god the dedication to getting all these clips how
The main character ate poison to build immunity to poison, sounds like a healers job.
The seductive Subway asmr had me DYING. This whole arc is gold. Thanks for taking the time to put this together!
The Great Saga
Ngl I can kinda relate. I use to be like 3 min walk from a subway so use to get a sandwich a week. I never was as bad as Kronii but I'm glad to see she's now subway sober.
I used to live in San Francisco and had a Starbucks on the first floor of my apartment building. Subway wasn't my problem but Starbucks every morning was my problem. 😂
But yeah those fast food addictions are real
Haachama: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Rewatching....makes me want a Subway sandwich (not blended)
ngl cause of Kronii i went and got subway yesterday, my first time in months lol
ahhh at last, the Subway Kroniicles
Thanks for the meal.. of content! :D
Is... is it the way the bread and tomato soaks after time? Or the bbq/marinara soaks into the bread? Or the vegetables kinda absorb the flavor of the sandwich and it "ripens"?
subway should make a hololive collab product called the Kronii Special and its just blended subway sandwiches
My mind erased that subway blend incident, I don't want subway anymore again
Spicy Italian with extra jalapenos is the bomb diggity......
Enjoying a Subway while I watch this. 👌
Oh god that blend is so much worse that i could have ever imagined. The crust, the seperation, the curdling!?
I miss Vesper...
it's like wine. after a while it'll taste better
I feel like Kronii doesn't understand how wine is made
The redemtion arc
13:02
Thank You~💖
*ThMnK yOu*
This video has aged like a fine wine
Or a day old subway sandwich in the fridge
Reminder that Subway cannot legally call their bread "bread". It has so much sugar in it that it's legally classified as cake
Also straight drinking the maple syrup is so incredibly Canadian it's beyond parody
Late but:
1) that was only in Ireland, I think.
2) it was only in subject to tax law. And everywhere else its considered bread.
@@aidenjones5029this
Hey, drinking maple syrup is fun.
@@The_Hydration_Policetrue, but its also fun to heat it up and pour it on some snow with a popsicle stick to have a treat in the winter
Subway always getting the wildest spokesmen.
How has this clock *survived* . . .
But also, like, mood....
These Subway commercial series are really successful, I never went to Subway but after the first try I start to love their food.
A pity that Subway cost slightly higher than common meal solutions in our country, so I can't eat them quite often like her.
Look, I love Subway, but 5 days? Blended? What the fuck...
Well, I found my favorite V-Tuber! Love Subway sandwiches
Guys, I think she likes subway
Ngl, I think I’m getting sick of subway just by listening to this lmao. Mind you the last time I ate a subway sandwich was a few months ago
10 days old cake is not bad though, i once eat a 2 weeks old cake and it's still good, the main thing is to put it in the fridge or did kronii not put that cake on the fridge? if not then kronii's stomach is made of iron
I don't think I'll ever see her the same way again.
The best before date means nothing to the warden if time hahaha
I find it ironic I watched this on the same day that I ate some Subway! It was a SINGLE Spicy Italian Foot Long with White American and Shredded Mixed cheese, spinach, pickles, and Mayo!
Ngl it does make me wanna get subway after her talks of subway lol
2020 of APRIL. Man she must have iron guts to drink that maple syrup.
When blending something: Do not add water. Blending itself turns something into liquid.
This isn’t an arc, it’s an odyssey
How to win kronii hart step one get her subway step 2 repeat
Jesus, this woman and her soobway, Odds1out would be proud and disappointed
I don't know what makes me think this but I have a feeling that Kroni may have a "slight" subway problem
As someone who actually thinks Subway is highly underrated, it brings me great joy to see fellow Subway lovers.
However... Kronii has indeed done some unholy things with those sandwiches. :/
Ah yes. Kronii's Haachama-fication arc.
Damnit I want Subway now
This has to be one of the best examples of the denial of addiction I've ever seen.🤣🤣🤣
I was 7 min into this when I noticed that this is more than half an hour long...
You know Kronii, you could just have them deliver before midnight. Also 3-5 day old sandwiches should be thrown out because it’s freaking grown mold you know, and wine doesn’t mold due to special measures (gas, bacterial inhibited environment).
i genuinely baft on the juice sandwich part
i just had subway for the first time while watching this
Kronii *the warden of Subway*
This is like watching someone going clean on drugs and desperately trying to not fall off the wagon.
She's just unlocked new ability: immune to poisons
She's such a Subway andy
That vegetable "log" looks and sounds like scrapple to me.
The thing is scrapple is a pork based item and has 1000x more flavor than the veggie log😂
I love my oshi
I for one, stand fast food idols! ❤😂
I had to skip the blend part as I was eating, I'll probably vomit if I see that monster 😭
You're extremely lucky to not be able to smell it, or taste it...
She’s micro dosing food poisoning to build up an immunity for when she inevitably leaves a sandwich out too long
Chat begging her to stop drinking the sandwich lol
Yeeeah i think this whole thing peaked at Pico Park
It was an intervention disguised as a collab 😄😄😄
Subway asmr killed me.
"OK is a virtual youtuber who chose to store her left over sandwich for 5 days at room temperature, this is how time was stopped."
I still wish subway had the oven roasted chicken that was my favorite sub
Kronii is literally me fr fr 😂
Kronii proves the fact that the human stomach is indeed on the same level as quite a few carcass scavenger animals.
Eat fresh!