HoloLore: Baelz Genital Jousting Saga【HoloEN|JP|ID】
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
- Oui Oui P P to the MAX
For some reason May was the Month of PP rules and games for Hololive.
I have Grabbed every video i could find where they reacted to Bae's legendary Genital Jousting stream.
!!Disclaimer: MY JP TRANSLATIONS ARE poo💩 So please forgive me
Timestamps:
00:00 - Austin Powers Intro
03:15 - Bae Plays PP Game
07:30 - Wild Roberu appears
09:40 - Apology Roberu and Mane Chan
12:05 - Reaction from Pekora and Aki Rose
15:33 - Reaction from IRyS, Elira, and Vesper
17:05 - Reaction from Nene, Miko, and Roberu
19:56 - Reaction from A-Chan, Fauna, and Ollie
24:15 - Outlast Trials PP and Kiaras opinion
27:30 - Axel is TRAUMATIZED
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![IRyS being a Fujoshi in Denial for 17 minutes straight... [IRyS | Hololive English]](/img/1.gif)
The intro is 100/10
Yeah the girls and boys are their a
Austin Powers, truly one of a kind
*Y E S*
I thought you gonna score it 10 with three digit format.
You know, like 010. But I guess that doesn't really work.
JOHNSON!
Bae claiming to be mature yet refusing to call them anything but "PP" because she's, in fact, not mature, is one of the funniest things about this stream imo.
''What's the medical word for a PP?'' - A 12-year old rat.
But she called John a Dick.
She truly is the eternal 12 year old.
I love how this is now the thing Bae is most known for. She’s already had an entire year and a half but this is what did it. This is her legacy
Oui oui PP did it first and better.
Many became known for doing things that no one would dare to do.
Like livestreaming a video game full of and all about squishy pingas.
About that.
I throughly it was jdon my soul or constantly being divorced
bruh I didnt even know this and I put "genital jousting" in the search bar, the first result in the autofill was _"genital jousting hakoz"_
and thus, she cements her position as a true lord of Chaos
Bow down and give your life to chaos.
SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK! ABANDON REASON! KNOW ONLY CHAOS!
Ha. Cement.
@@SudsyMedusa53 Amen, brother. 🙏
Ollie: "I wanna play the penis game!"
M-chan: "..." *squirts with water bottle*
No ollie... no... *psh psh psh*
Are you sure it was a water bottle? M-Chan could be a unicorn?
See, this type of content was what Coco hoped for Hololive after she graduated
...but I think even she would at least raised her eyebrow looking at this.
She would expect Hachhama or Marine or Matsuri to play it not Bae.
Bae: *nonchalantly playing PP game*
Literally everyone: THEY ALLOWED THIS?!
Holo management: WE ALLOWED THIS?!
Yagoo: *literally shaking and crying*
His dream lies in ruins
😆🤣😂
@@onedepressedgamerm6525This is like, the 25th nail in the coffin
@@sulaymanmothat's like way back During Coco
@sulaymanmo We need more coffin because at this rate, there's not gonna be enough space for the nails.
The opening having Kronii saying "penis" is so clever
Yeah she's really2 clever for it a
OPness
Not using Risu for the "Nuts" part was a hard miss, though
@@TheZombieKing I was thinking about adding RISU saying nuts, Calli saying balls and Irys saying nice penis. But it didn't flow with the radar joke
Might be a clip in itself 😮
I kinda remember Kronii and IRyS saying penis in a stream so it fits
Hololive PR: “We are an idol agency! How are we going to explain this away?!?”
Manager-San: “Australia?”
Hololive PR: “Okayge”
This has the most brilliant opening to any clip I've ever seen to date
Bravo
There can't be any other opening for a hololive clip involving a game thats all PP's
It's this one and this one only
(being sarcastic of course)
Is that from a movie?
@@chen-yumau1913yes. Austin Powers
Ah yes the "seiso" idol group, also i love that after this stream everyone was confused on how bae was allowed to play this lmao
I remember Gura talking about spamming management with request for game permission.
Probably why that got through lmao. She Shock and Awe them, so Bae could PP
The LONG con!
If you know what stream gura said this I'll make a glorious short of it😁
There was an old tweet from Matsuri about the game. From 2020 I think so they already have permission from back then.
THE difference between whether ollie could play it or not is obvious BAE has some care in vocabulary but OLLIE IS A PANDORA BOX therein lies the danger.
Indonesia also has laws against pornography and such, so her streaming it could presumably get hololive into trouble with the government
To put it in perspective how unreasonably prudish the government is, _sunbathing in a swimsuit_ is illegal, there's no way Ollie would get away with streaming a game depicting flaccid PPs
You'd think that a country with candy penises and people carrying them around the streets in their festivals (Kanamara Matsuri) would be less restrictive in granting permissions to play a juvenile humor game.
Blame youtube
Just saying, zoophilia is not illegal in certain places in America. Doesn't mean most Americans are okay with it. That's probably the logic at work here.
I'm not American, but I watched a youtube video where that was mentioned and it blew my mind. My country probably has a similar stupidity.
From an international business standpoint, it makes sense to ban it.
Japan has a very weird limit when it comes to genitals. I vaguely remember a controversy where an artist was arrested for a vagina shaped boat.
It's like one city; even Japan isn't as uniform as it thinks
The average American doesn't know that there are over 100 nude beaches scattered throughout the country and it's not only a European thing
Idk why but Bae getting bullied for being small even as a PP is so on brand lol.
I like how the thumbnail contains mostly Hololive members and then there's a wild Elira right there.
video should be labeled as [HoloEN | JP | ID... + Elira]
Austin Powers has aged well.
Funny how a caricature of the 60's overlaps with zoomer humor.
I feel that Yagoo was so out of hope he just said ok anyways
I don’t know if anyone else has spoken about this but the “whatever happens… night” line is that she actually says
“何があっても…よろ”
よろbeing a shortened form of よろしくお願いします (I’ll be in your care)
She means that no matter what happens, she counts on that person to be on her side and clean up any mess that may result from her actions
The character choices for that intro were perfect
The online multipeen mode needs to happen, I want a Hololive Genital Jousting Tournament 😂
Or at the very least, a Sausage Legend tournament.
Hololive Sausage Legend Tournament is on Subaru's channel. Hosted 3 weeks ago.
The dawn of the PP Perms Arc. Every game from here on will feel the tremors of this stream.
Let this be a lesson to any prospective VTuber company managers.
Just because Devolver Digital will give you blanket perms for their entire library, doesn't mean you shouldn't first make sure you know what's actually _in_ Devolver Digital's library.
thank you free lives
they also made gorn
@@TheWhanosAnd Broforce.
@@heardofrvb and terra nil
Out of everyone CRAZY enough to dare to play the game, I’d say hachama is the one who will probably do it from JP LOL
Please come back soon hachama 😢
To be fair..... she's spent a while in Australia.....who so far has the only 2 hololive members who played PP jousting
You were right
Amazing how you were able to predict this. 😂
2:44 she saying small phrase of Yoroshiku... meaning in full "No matter what happens, I leave it to you"
Oh I thought she just say "whatever happen...good night" because she feel hopeless about bae doing the stream
@@edwardi8854 I mean... both were equally possible at the time.
I couldn't help but think it was more "yolo" when I heard it. Hard to tell but honestly it works either or lol
what a beautiful opening, nice job
It was Fuyo who play this 1/2 a year before, and then TMSK did this after Axel as well; such an awe-inspiring game for vtubers.
You may not like it, but this is what peak Idol culture looks like.
Damn
Fuyo was playing it first?
@@stacyimagination3936Yep, it was literally her first week after her debut because I remember seeing the schedule and going “HOW??”
Honestly, the fact it was Bae, our perpetually 12-year-old rat, who broke new ground with this stream is what makes it so fascinating.
Initially I thought chaos was tame because mumei exists but this has just solidified her position as Chaos Incarnate.
The intro might be one of the best I've ever seen.
This stream is forever written into the history of vtubers.
This is one top tier documentary on the events unfolded by Bae's Jousting stream
God i still love that austin powers bit
A-Chan being a drill instructor is so funny😂
she's training the new hololive members
Ollie: Let me play!
Management: Oh god no we can't let Ollie play this!
Funny thing is, HoloID is banned from playing this game tho
@@TheGreatLuigi592 Why are they banned from playing it?
@@BaconNuke Indonesian law bans any pornographic media. The biggest problem is that it's so vague that nobody knows where it draws the line. It's also why they cant remove their tshirt over their swimsuit outfit whenever they use it in their individual channels.
@@Smoked_Pancakes Oh it the country laws.. thought for some reason it was Hololive ID management being weird
@@BaconNuke People forget that Indonesia is the world's biggest Islamic country so ID vtubers (operating in Indonesia) have the most tiptoeing to do.
True embodiment of chaos, ladies and gentlemen!
That intro "chef kiss" video well done, now some context of a couple of things:
- Ollie and every ID member can't play the game because of a cultural matter, nothing more nothing less
- The thing with Outlast Trials is because of RUclips weird way to judge things, so better be safe than be sorry
Thank you Devolver Digital for giving Bae her most iconic Hololive moment yet.
All hail the Queen of the PPs
I agreed this girl is too powerful to us a
The amount of actors I know the name of in that Austin Powers bit always surprises me.
I didn't know Bae wasn't speedrunning the game, instead she's speedrunning her graduation😂
Behold! The game that could haunt Zentraya!
Yagoo: **guts theme intensifies**
Meanwhile, elsewhere, a mecha pilot got a couple eroges greenlit some time after the incident. Bae would not be alone in the "how'd you get the perms" camp. 😅
welp before this stream i always said that bae isn't the chaos she claim to be irys is more a chaos before this stream... but now she's hololive meme 😂 and pretty much reclaim her chaos title i don't think anyone can beat this stream
Man what a missed opportunity to use Risu to say "nuts" in the intro.
And then everyone was sad outlast was banned to play, including Miko and IRyS. Also, poor Axel at the end 😂 the duality of a guy playing the PP game.
They banned playing Trials?
@@aerthreepwood8021 yes cos realistic PPs apparently. Which is why everyone is baffled how Bae’s PP game is allowed and why Outlast trials isn’t.
@@seanlocke2228 i guess the line management wants to draw lies on "nude and realistic body parts in a setting that isn't comical".
@@seanlocke2228 was there self electrocution in Bae's game?
@@MotoroidARFC no, but there's very penis-shaped objects being cut (though for comedic effect, and also not implied self-harm).
Whoa fam just so you know 11:28 Bae translated correctly. If a vtuber or streamer of any kind says "haishin" they 99.999 (repeating, of course)% mean 配信(はいしん), which literally translates to "delivery" or "broadcast" but everyone colloquially translates as "stream"
You're one of the best clippers in the business imo so just know that 1) this isn't a dig at your translation quality and 2) I believe beyond all doubt your intentions are good. Just a "and if ya don't know, now ya know" sort of thing.
It's all good😁 I got my JPT from google university so I know there's going to be something wrong automatically. I appreciate your help 👍
Time's up, let's do this. LEEROOOY-
Who knew there were so many in Hololive that took notice of this. Yep, only Hololive, no one else from any other company. That thumbnail is a good representation.
Elira: But i'm from.... (get hit with frying pan)
AND VERY ACCURATE.
That Austin Powers took me back. I watched it as a kid and it was the best shit I have ever watched.
you are monster of HoloLive whole story clips
just wow
P.S. opening was best, LMAO
i came for the clip, thoroughly impressed by the intro dang
To this day I've no idea why Mr. Squeaks let Bae do this.
Some of the aftermath is that vtubers of other agencies started playing the pp game. Like, Tomoshika of Voms project streamed the pp game!
Perfect intro 5/7. Couldn't choose more perfect intro than Austin Powers xD
2:42 *"Whatever happens, yoro(shiku)"* Basically it's like paying respect, because Bae might get banned *o7*
Excellent job here. Its so great that the community can revisit this arc in its entirety in one video with hilarious edits. Huge ups on the work you put into this.
“I wasn’t laughing at the PP! I was getting ANGRY! I was getting angry they would show that on my screen!” 😂
"I know what he did... John was a dick... "
No sht 😂
Man this video is something that i just couldn't skip when it's in my feed or the recommendations. A must watch.
intro is 100% amazing and was a whole nostalgia trip for me, remembering each of the innuendos from heart
The austin power intro is 👑👑👑👑
Always appreciate your clips
this is one of the only streams I've caught live and I was so happy to
God I wish she had the heartrate monitor on for this
Ah, the biggest member, Usada Peckera
Anyway, great vid. It's just missing the Asakoyo coverage
I laughed really REALLY hard at this one 😂😂😂
The sad thing is that some “fans” of Hololive were genuinely furious with Bae for playing this. There was a comment from one of these “ fans” on a video about how Hololive have been banned from playing Outlast Trials and he sounded like he genuinely wanted to kill her. It’s these sick mfers who give the majority of fans, who are decent people just wanting to have fun and entertained, a very bad name. They are not wanted or needed. At least the responding comments to his unhinged rant destroyed him.
PLOT TWIST! She launched the PP rocket at Delirious and his army 😂
The opening of this video belongs in a museum
the intro is perfect, mother of
Lol, I love the way Nene saying ochi*thing* as a censor just like how they put it in Gintama every time the character said dicks.
She isn’t even the last hololive member to play the game either lol.
Axel's painful reaction at the end. TAT Kiara was right about it being more painful for the men. XD
Now Holo EN management put the final nail in Yagoo's dream, by allowing this to happen.
Oh god bae is digging herself deeper into the rat hole by causing chaos in a seiso way
And to this day, the vod did survive. Legendary
You know it is too much when even Nenchi says it is too much.
😂😂😂the opening sequence was so hilarious!!! Why did that flow so well and setup for Bae’s blursed stream moment
That opening clip is brilliant 😂
I've come back for the intro like 4 times now.
Loved this stream.
I just can't believe I can see someone playing this game on stream in 2023 lol
And I got extra confused when I realized it's Bae's channel, damn it lol
this is amazing
the intro is perfect.
LMAO the intro was perfect
The intro is gold😂😂😂
I love that Bae just playing the PP game made narratives about double standards and how RUclips demonitization rules are inconsistent and flawed.
Was playing the vid on .5 speed and the intro became funnier for me 😂
Awesome intro!
She's finally playing an age approriate game!
I hope we get another HoloLore video soon? Preferably something more wholesome next time lol. Perhaps Ina’s hug collection story? It be interesting to see how many Hololive girls she’s hugged from when she started to now and you’re like ticking them off as you go.
love how the roaches are more disgusting than the extending PP game lol
Lol, the opening sequence is da best
I'm crying at the intro 😭🤣
What an intro 😂😂😂💯
Legendary Stream For Our Favorite Chaos Rat!
Hahahaha 🤣 What is that intro? That "penis" got me and its Kronii
That scene came from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Phenomenal intro
This game was too much for _Nene?_ Bae has truly transcended.
That Austin Power intro was perfect.
Haaahahaa, the info with connecting timeline is crazy. thank you, it did light my day. HAAAHAHAAAHAAAHAHA
Any last bit of Yagoo's idol group dream disappeared after this
Bae: I feel like im one of the Rats that could pull this off
*Jump Forward in time*
Flayon: Allow me to introduce myself now in the grandest way possible