HoloSALT: Monopoly Destroys Friendships
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- The gang try a different board game.
Same result happens: insanity, comedy, and resentment
I love these streams.
Ves and Dez just trying to survive
Calli pretending not to care again
Kronii being super Try Hard
Please enjoy!
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@MoriCalliope : • 【MONOPOLY】hahahahahaha...
@NoirVesper @MagniDezmond @OuroKronii
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0:07 Genius move to open this up with the Maglord's Civilization Summary as well.
1:55 I see Kronii's other self is manifesting a bit.
2:21 I'm getting the urge to call Kronii Grandma.
8:16 Choo-Choo Calliope?
14:23 That deep laughter from Kronii is horrifyingly charming.
16:10 Rare successful "Watch this" moment.
16:21 Dez and Grandpa's undercover cop and tax evader bit during a Minecraft stream before this makes this moment even funnier to think about.
21:14 That's a good cut to Dez's voice right there.
21:41 I think I just heard the most sarcastic tone I've heard Grandpa speak with so far.
22:04 I now consider this foreshadowing for "You can keep it."
22:38 Perfection Moment.
24:45 Gotta hand it to ya for being another clipper who used the clip format to make this moment more like something to look back on with the relieving laughter of someone humbly fighting on rather than the bitter curses of someone tryharding empathy. Special mention to the timer, also.
26:20 Yeah, I'm now imagining Grandma, Dez, and Grandpa being a team of schemers who are also working to one-up each other. In other words: I'm now considering Three Schemers and Death or maybe Death and Taxes as these four's unit name.
30:31 Great cut to Grandpa's voice!
30:47 Grandpa would sorely regret that later, especially when Grandma brings it up on Twitter.
31:19 Freaking raw delivery on that Saw reference, sheesh! And then it's followed by Dez sounding like he's about to stop thinking in space.
32:30 Them edits for Grandma's laughs get a special mention.
34:10 Man's really having a villainous breakdown here. No more spider assassins, just desperate orders for anyone close enough for him to scream at.
34:32 I just realized that Dez practically offed himself so Kronii wouldn't get to humiliate him herself...and then she fired that shot.
35:23 Yeah, it was. You four gave it your all. Also, the mention of GameFAQs gave me flashbacks to when I'd look into the posted guides there when I was younger.
Kronii is the cat at the dinner table meme. She's just sitting there not doing anything while everyone is yelling at her.
That “you can keep it” is just so savage.
You win,
You da man....
29:37
Everything these 4 touch turns to gold. Especially for Kronii in this case.
The way she keeps winning is so bs but so damn funy I can't breath hahaha
She's a menace. It's the same as any game; she gets exponentially sweaty when competition arises.
A vampire and an alchemist pick a fight with Death and Time. This proved to be a poor decision, because after they defeated Death, Time morphed into Entropy and consumed their world, piece by piece.
I'd watch that anime... 52 episodes Lets GOOOOO
The irony of Callie and Ves losing because they ran out of time, they were literally defeated by TIME.
HoloSALT will forever be the best collab group. Thanks for the memories, Magni and Vesper o7
Funnily enough, after everyone said their goodbyes, the stream just abruptly ended. Calli didn't even bother with her outro; she was so done with the game that she hard cut the stream.
"This guy knows the map so well"
Magni my sweet Summer Child.
He can count.
25:00 there isn’t a single Monopoly+ player I’ve seen that doesn’t absolutely hate the auto-bankrupt time limit, I have no idea why it ever got the green light
yeah even after all these years, they didnt fix it. Classic SchmUbiSchmoft
@@RanivusCh as a siege player I'm _real_ acquainted with Ubishit
I worked at customer support for them I know why they did it. In the early 2000s during the Xbox 360 era, players would abuse the idle time by setting it up to like 1 hour, then if another player was beating them they would just put the controller down and leave the game idle, leaving the other player with two choices: wait for the time to expire in one hour, or quit the game and thus getting a strike on their online accounts that they were players that would quit midway through a game. Which if it happens enough times, your account gets suspended for a set amount of days.
This happened a lot, a lot. So they just decided that the games would be super strict about being idle. So yes, its there because trolls were always a thing and they ruin everything.
@@CSLucasEpic also because they are lazy
They could set it so that It only happens if the player has no input or the inputs are repeated in a looped pattern
Yes, it's not perfect, but inconvenient enough to keep the abusers at a minimal, and prevent players that are just slow from getting booted
Or, if they ever learned the concept of private matches, they could have just REMOVED THE IDLE TIMER to prevent things like this in private matches.
They need a unit name at some point. Their chemistry is way too good😂
Me, I like calling them Two Schemers and The End. Two Schemers because Dez and Grandpa seem to have their evil brains getting along real well whenever they're working together, and The End because Time and Death.
Warden Alchemist Reaper Scholar
W.A.R.S sounds pretty good for this group 🤣
Aren't they SALT?
@karloexe It's not an official name, just a name the community has picked. I can't wait when they make a an official name though 😁
Maybe VDCK and pronounce it vodka? Seems appropriate
Also like team SALT xD
Ahh, the Kronii villain arc... impressive
Man, I love these collabs, gotta start thinking of a clever group name if they keep doing stuff like this
And also, thank you so much with the sound editing Ranivus, I know it's a tough job, and I'm glad you're doing it
orbitten may need to make a part 2 to his kronii Disney villain animation
@@kamo7293 Aw hell yea bro
If she keeps giving us material, we gotta use it, amirite?
Warden, Alchemist, Reaper, Scholar
W.A.R.S.
Holotoxic or holobitter kind works.
@@duisduin that works too
You just gotta love Magni's movie refernces of There Will Be Blood. That Daniel Day-Lewis
impression was funny as hell
Man's a movie buff as well, it seems, and it helps him a lot.
The best part about the "You can keep it" move by Kronii is that, technically speaking, Vesper won big time there. He got a property for pennies compared to its actual price. In fact, if he immediately motaged it he would get not just the money he paid, but profit as well. But it was just such a big power move by Kronii that it just didn't matter.
When Kronii started buying up all of Calli's properties I was instantly thinking back to that animation with Kronii asking what the name of her city should be with Fuana and Mumei is at the bottom of the tower with the rest of humanity protesting against the Warden's reign of terror.
25:25 the one problem with online Monopoly the timer is to short for a thinking game
I suppose it's accurate to the original intent of the game, at least (ie: you get fucked over for no particular reason).
Your right they realy needed to give the option for the others to kick that person if they wanted after the timer, not just throw them out.
Man, I really miss this collabs :(
LMAO The tweets casually censor Magni's bra
I just love how whenever Kronii plays these kind of games with others, she's just losing it with laughter while the others rage. XD
They bullied Kronii so much in the Mario Party Game that this felt like Karma.
Yeah, She's a natural villain but imo everyone here has the same level of salt and toxicity. Kronii just embraced the darkness
We need more holoboardgames
these curated, long videos are my favorite
Thanks for enjoying 😉
I miss HoloSALT bro...
I miss it a lot...
I'll be back...
Hi everyone, I'm back again here to watch this collab... and it was sad for me that this collab won't happened anymore in the future 😔😔😔
I’ll miss HoloSalt so much, these collabs were almost always gold.
Same
6:30 After the Rage in the Holoworms league when she missed her target in an airstrike, her warning is completely warranted.
I can’t stop watching their board games collabs and how friendship breaks xd
Thank you for clips, I don’t have enough time now and so they really help me refresh memories and laugh once again. Love Calli and Kronii very much
Legit one of the best Holo collabs to date
A bond if members turns sour so quickly
Monopoly is always a fun time...to watch.
thank you for giving us context along with the highlights! this was fun!
"oh hey Calli, hi" - "hi ... * FOGHORN * " xD
And yeah, whoever programmed that "AFK" logic, that decides you're dead while you're ACTIVELY trading should be fired and never allowed to write code again.
I didn't notice any noise peaks, and still my ears thank you for that lol
Kronii is a nightmare for audio editors 🤣
...That worms video I did gave me PTSD 😵
@@RanivusCh I know little about audio editing, but given how often they shout I can imagine. Thanks for your awesome clips
I could listen to Kronii laugh at others' misfortune forever.
33:00 Get taxed, idiot.
I felt that.
Kronii is so cunningly brutal and brutally cunning. It's hilarious.
Gork and Mork be looking ova dat one
Kronii legit sounds stoned and I dunno why that's hawt to me.
29:37 Kronii just demolishing Grampire like that.
Funny how the Reaping Rapper goes broke and the Time Warden unleashes complete madness in an instant.
Kaelz after see how those 4 are more chaotic in a collab than her in all her life: haha, I'm in danger.
Calli hate monopoly
Bae and IRy's: Oii oii
Kronii: *eating subway will waiting plus asmr in stream a
Y'know, I'm watching this again for the upteenth time, and I just realised something.
If Kronii let Dez have that first one after Calli accidentally a bankruptcy, she'd have gotten the rest of Calli's property for near free.
Pro-time-tip
You just gotta be Kroni to win
Calli's mispronounciation of "Reading Railroad" gets me every time. Sounds like a children's cartoon
Turns out the real final villain was the Monopoly we played along the way
このクロニーだ！
Adds to clips to watch when depressed XD
I felt that comment so much🫡
Ah~ monopoly, the destroyer of friendships and bringer of rage
We called them roach clips and were not used for just any regular cigarette.
1:59 this edit killed me
o7 HoloSALT.
I love how Calli just doesn't give a shit anymore. LOL. Already this is starting off great.
Kronii lol, why do you do that to grandpa Vesper who tried to do a therapy on you? Maglord always has the best way to describe everything xD
Kronii is winning even if she did nothing, warukunai yo ne??
HoloSALT.....😢😢
I will remind people who are still watching this...that Dokapon Kingdom is getting a remaster...and it has online play....
if they play it, let there be chaos
Getting bankrupt mid trade for being "inactive" is such BS
I really don't understand what was too damn hard about disabling the AFK timer for private matches.
This was literally the greatest game of monopoly ever played.
XD All I ever wanna hear is Calli suffer on stream. It's comedic gold.
Like Neptune in Kenny's FFAs.
I miss these 2 boys tbh
same, i still watch the salt streams every once in a while. shit was peak
Myurder in broad daylight at second 0, nice
Much savagery in this one 😂
@@RanivusCh Yeah! If it wasn't like 3am my time I would've laughed like Calli hahaha
This version of Monopoly wasn't fair, I'd rather have the computer play the game for me rather than to get bankrupt, but no, the developers say to players: "Oh you gonna take long, you're not playing anymore get out." Jeez, talk about being worse than Mario Party.
That's a big clip!
I guess you should never underestimate the under dog.
25:25 that is such bullshit, I have no idea why that is a thing
I miss vesper
17:33.....He trades a full monopoly for just one property......smh
Like a FUCKING Flea!
I like the UI of this version but the new one with the city and actually controlling the pieces as they move is cool. Another case of just combine the two and it'd be perfect. Like a
Skate 2 and 3 or WWE and AEW.
Bruh that victory was so bulshit.😂
Why does the game think that interacting with the trade UI is the same as being inactive?
9 Year old game made by Ubisoft. They're well known for not fixing their games and abandoning it after a few years. All their board game games are buggy and unstable even though they made them many years ago. EA does the same with their board games as well.
Tempus boys should ended kronii first and then band together to fight calli. But calli is down first accidentally leaving kronii with bunch of bucks and oppurtunity to buy land from calli. That was the end moment of tempus boys. But, i appriciate the boys to keep standing and fight till the last end despite the fact that its impossible for them to win
props to them funny as hell, but the game timeout mechanics should be configurable. Game was completely ruined
love you ranivus
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Savage Time warden XD
This is the greatest thing ever! 😂😂👏👏👏
I'm glad you fell into my vtuber rabbit hole 😋
House rules trump regular rules. Free parking isn't meant to do a damn thing and it's stupid. Kinda like stacking in uno. It's not mentioned in the rules but EVERYONE did it because it's just better.
Kronii: is there anyone you'd like to call out from the heavyweight division?
Calli: oooooh you know it lassie! You know it UBISOFT EMPLOYEES!! I'M COMING TO KILL YOUUUUU!! IN LOS ANGELES, AT YOUR HOUSE!!!
Kronii: ...or in minecraft?
Calli: NO, IN REAL LIFE!!
Smug Kroni is best Kroni
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