There's nothing like that 14/15 year old crush. It really is animal-in-heat type obsession. I relate to it all; the delusions, the magical thinking, the cringe. Also seeing her again and her not living up to the delusional picture you have created of her in your mind
This comment is just cringe trauma dump but idc. I honestly wish this had happened to me, I had a massive crush on this girl throughout my entire middle school and was good friends with her and I finally had the courage to like make a move only to have it completely fall flat and then spend the next few years obsessing and sending cringy text to her and the whole 9 yards (this girl was not conventionally hot and had no other prospects, btw, she was just molested as a kid and came from a broken home). I ended up having to hate her to get over it. Completely destroyed my self esteem, was a primary driver of my depression and listlessness that progressed though college only to piece my life back together senior year of college more or less. I'd rather just have had a bad experience
The zoom in on Bic was hilarious. Whats going on in that head? Does he find the story insufferable? Is he jealous that he perhaps missed out on teen love? Or does he have an equally dark tale to tell?
Maybe I should learn a lesson from this, but I'm a 20 y/o trucel and I refuse to abandon my ideal love story. Sorry, but I refuse to be demoralized. I WILL marry a wonderful chaste girl, we WILL lose our virginity to one another on our wedding night, and it WILL be a pure act of mutual love for one another- totally removed of any evil, lustful, selfish pleasure. No one can destroy this.
Godspeed brotha. This is very possible, don’t let any goof in the comments section tell you otherwise. There are still good women out there you just won’t find them on dating apps or at a club where most people find their girlfriends.
Strangely unique and amusing - but sincere video. Pretty crazy how as kids we put women on a Disney Princess Pedastal v their reality - and most dudes at some point have been through a humiliating point in their relationships but will never talk about it. Extreme vulnerability by this kid, but interesting. I thought it was "painfully tight" my first time too
There's nowhere else that you can get just straight up direct and useful anecdotes/advice than from MDE. Whether it be Sam, Nick or Charls, they all have at least one profoundly helpful or true piece of knowledge to share. I would honestly say Charls has the best advice out of all of them, or at least the most important advice. Legendary clip bro, thanks for sharing it.
They each offer levels of advice imo Nick is level 1 normie advice Sam is "redpilled" advice Charls is final boss advice the kinda stuff that nils out all other advice. you need them all to be a fully rounded person imo
@@BlunderB Agreed. I really wouldn't say Nick is "normie," advice. He's just more tapped into the every day worker mindset because he's been around those people way more than Sam or Charls, but that doesn't make him a normie. I feel like most normal people won't tell you to fake being an alcoholic in order to get free payed absence from your job lmao.
@yackerist very true he's also very tapped into non normie trains of thought. I guess I more meant he has every day advice to apply to the normal man. Like on scuffed he just says get a job work hard invest right etc etc
I was obsessed with the same girl from when I was 17-21, the whole time convincing myself that we were both saving ourselves for eachother with no evidence towards that being the truth. I had no one to tell me otherwise, and my parents actually only made it worse by also convincing me of my delusion. I look back at it and cringe. All this to say that 99% of the time, the “soulmate” fantasy is just that; a fantasy. The first person you feel “in love” with won’t be the person you end up with, and trying to convince yourself otherwise will only hurt your prospects. I lost out on valuable time I could’ve spent meeting other girls because I believed I already found who I was looking for, which I hadn’t.
Most of human history the first person you were in love with you were in fact with until one of you died. Don't think just because we have lived in a twisted brazilian world for the past few decades that this is how humanity always was.
its crazy how when they're talking about "everyone dies by a drone in the end whether it be military or civilian" in the context of now where an actual military conflict backed by a major power is consumer grade drone technology paired with munitions
I interpreted it as something deeper. Military as in a war or violent conflict, consumer as in calling a person a drone, a mindless cog in the machine. Getting killed because of our drone puppet overlords. Or we ourselves are the drones and just die off
@@deprime9521 Very true. I did have older cousins that would try to impart this type of sacred knowledge to me at the time and their words mostly fell on deaf ears. Hormones and newfound emotions I had never processed before beat out all the words of advice anyone could have given me.
I remember that obsession type feeling. Even back then that shit felt unhealthy so I knew it would probably be better to stay away from trying to get with someone. I felt like it could definitely get me in trouble. I'm somewhat relieved that it's not that uncommon.
Sam Hyde is the greatest black man that ever existed. How on fucking earth can he be so authentically black, it doesn't make sense. I'll tell you he is my favourite black person, so much so that I don't think I could like another black person other than him.
I don't know what modern dating is like or dating as an adult, I met the girl I have been with when I was 17 and have been with her until now at 28. So I enjoy living vicariously through others' tales.
That's amazing man. I hope you have many more years together. I knew one couple from highschool that's still together. But the city I grew up many people have been together since early highschool into their 30s
@@ashgonza92 Appreciate the kind words. It is funny you say that because I am still in my hometown, A lot of people tend to think their rural hometown sucks but in today's internet age there aren't many benefits I see to moving out, I lived in LA for 2 years working in Hollywood and I see very little benefit to living in the big city. Besides good local food, that said I found most people in the city don't take advantage of that sadly, they just eat Jack in the Box...
Listening to Sam talking about the 'this is my last stand" made me realize how much of a loser i am right now and realizing I'm still obsessed over my ex who wants nothing to do with me anymore
It hurting from being "tight" is because she was dry af, either she wasn't into you or a junkie. Either way she only slept with you cause she's easy, good job you're over it though.
Something like 20% of women have something I like to call the "coochie clamp". Basically the pussy forms too tight and surgery is needed to correct it. Knew a girl who just never bothered with the surgery and expected every guy she dated to just kinda accept being unable to have sex. Dryness has nothing to do with tightness, only gaining entry and hellish friction.
I wonder if something similar happened with him and Josie 😂😂😂 He definitely liked her. There was a scene where Josie's yoga ball was either taken away or destroyed and he got her a replacement and she said "thanks" and left, barely even looked at him, and he looked up and the camera like "🥺".
I remember my first time, this girl I thought really highly of had a slobby house when I went over and it kinda ruined my thoughts of her. That act itself was also not enjoyable, thats mostly my fault though lol
I was 11 and she was 16 or maybe 17. I didn't quite understand what was happening until we were round the side of the tennis court. Pretty fucked up now that I think about it. Edit: I did have fun though
dude simmon jr over here he had to be a camp counselor jet: Wat N E CampShine Grills hehe Girls:Uh no do you even work here Haunted Jet:Omg i can feel a ghost right now and omg he is tieing you both up using my hands and he said not to scream or he will bash both your teenybobs in Girls: 🤕😵
I was obsessed with one girl in high school, she was on the girls water polo team and i was on the guys. One time we got to scrimmage and it was the closest I'd ever been to her for lengthy periods of time and she spent the whole practice belching loud, disgusting belches in my and everyone's faces bc she and her friends thought it was funny. That was the end of that. We spent an evening together later at a mutual friend's party and i was relaxed bc i no longer was interested and as a result she formed a crush on me according to friends, but i rarely saw her and never bothered to pursue it. We graduated and havent seen her since.
@AHALKALAKETSthe same way women still want tall men Men still want clean virgin women to ensure paternity and no stds, biologically we are attracted to purity Western culture is so casual about casual sex there is nothing casual about it you are making it to be casual and useless as social glue bond Why have sex with a woman if you can't do it at least 10x in total to litmus test her out as a partner Long term And also women are nastier than burps now with retrospectively revoking consent like smh
I could be wrong in saying this, but is a majority of these wimpy school crushes a result of not having a dad teaching you that a majority of women you'll encounter age 14-27 will mainly be a hindrance, and you should smash the illusion asap? Just my 2 cents
theres nothing wrong with it. idk why everyone online has to intellectualize about everything. if you live your life completely rationally you would have a really boring life. and if your dad told you that it'd prob give you mental illness
i have to say that this story rings false to me for various reasons; he never told anyone but the story isn't embarrassing, the chances of finding camp girl on tinder years later is miniscule, etc.
I actually tried and got into bed with one on 2 occasions but my person didn't go up easily due to 13+ years of pr0n addiction. That was 6 years ago so I'm still a virgie, haven't really tried since since I know what will happen.
life almost NEVER plays out how you expect. all your beliefs and understanding of the world is challenged when you become an adult. accepting reality is called growing up
this is Sam interrogating the newest serial killer in Rhode Island, in an attempt to uncover his motive for slaying multiple children at a jewish resort
Had the exact same experience. 14. Will she be at the football game? By Alan Watts style universe luck I got in touch with her through another girl that I was "the guy" for. "The girl" for me expressed mild interest but basically just confirmed that I wasn't "the guy" for her and I moved on. That was enough to end the fantasy for me.
Why would he not tell the girl they went to camp together? I guess he said he waited and she didn't recognize him. Still why would you choose not to say anything? To me it would create a connection that would make her more interested in you. Like you are of the same ilk. But beyond that I kinda feel like having her at least acknowledge it would make it a more complete fantasy. Like in a way she still never got with that version of you at the camp. That guy never got her. To her you are some other guy.
My favourite parts are when Jet looks at sam and starts laughing for approval and then sam looks at him like a piece of shit and then jet laughs at sams "joke"
I want to meet the guy that had this type of crush on a girl and she definitively revealed that she had the same crush in return. They probably become the homeless couples you see.
We all get wiped out by a drone in the end. Some of them military, some of them consumer. Words to live by, especially in this disappointingly un-futuristic hellscape.
![Sam Hyde - FBI Story [CLIP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SnzRVD97KFI/mqdefault.jpg)
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Utterly Neptunian
what does this mean
@@alstewart3540 somewhere between nothing and a lot
Neptunian is thinking “at least it’s behind a paywall so no one’s gonna see it”
Early Jet looks so much more human, more real, the work has changed him
Just life big dawg.
He's more moonlike now
@@gamerman7276 bruhhhh lol
@@inkspotdevil194 Jet Neptune be like 🌝
His accent swapped from southern to wigger over the span of 2 years
Jet reminds me of this stray cat that I feed in my backyard. I don't why he just does. Very similar body type to the cat too.
that was the most docile ive ever seen sam before, ultra rare jet lore
This was before Sams audience was 80 percent zoomers that thought yelling loud=funny
@@SleepyReaper75you really think this is from 2014??? Are you autistic?
Bernie Sanders touched me at Peace Camp
He tuched my chocolates
There's nothing like that 14/15 year old crush. It really is animal-in-heat type obsession. I relate to it all; the delusions, the magical thinking, the cringe.
Also seeing her again and her not living up to the delusional picture you have created of her in your mind
This comment is just cringe trauma dump but idc. I honestly wish this had happened to me, I had a massive crush on this girl throughout my entire middle school and was good friends with her and I finally had the courage to like make a move only to have it completely fall flat and then spend the next few years obsessing and sending cringy text to her and the whole 9 yards (this girl was not conventionally hot and had no other prospects, btw, she was just molested as a kid and came from a broken home). I ended up having to hate her to get over it. Completely destroyed my self esteem, was a primary driver of my depression and listlessness that progressed though college only to piece my life back together senior year of college more or less. I'd rather just have had a bad experience
@@OPTIMUSL1MEIt's all good. Some people have it better/worse/the same.
Keep on keeping on.
@@OPTIMUSL1ME sounds like the normal plight of most guys these days. Hope you feel better
@KabertaKneeGr0wCxntman nice to see you here. I saw your comments on the channel 5 news video about the border LMAO
Punani @@OPTIMUSL1ME
Sam Hyde Sold Me Fentanyl Behind a Home Hardware in 2015
Sam really is amorphous. Maybe he’s a figment of the collective subconscious
Yes, his bitterness evaporates there, so sad
He's Mr potato head
The zoom in on Bic was hilarious.
Whats going on in that head? Does he find the story insufferable? Is he jealous that he perhaps missed out on teen love? Or does he have an equally dark tale to tell?
His silence is deafening
He's too high obviously
BicFlame the secret genius behind the MDe lore
Sam Hyde - women stories is still a classic
it looses up when they actually enjoy it
Yeah but then I dont get hard
Maybe I should learn a lesson from this, but I'm a 20 y/o trucel and I refuse to abandon my ideal love story. Sorry, but I refuse to be demoralized. I WILL marry a wonderful chaste girl, we WILL lose our virginity to one another on our wedding night, and it WILL be a pure act of mutual love for one another- totally removed of any evil, lustful, selfish pleasure. No one can destroy this.
Become a Mormon bro that's the standard over here. Go study at BYU that's where all the beautiful virgin women you desire reside.
Let me add that the sex and intimacy will be horrible though due to the crippling sexual guilt and repression built into everyone in the church.
Godspeed brotha. This is very possible, don’t let any goof in the comments section tell you otherwise. There are still good women out there you just won’t find them on dating apps or at a club where most people find their girlfriends.
@@BlunderB okay schlomo
I was you and i’m still a virgin at 26
Strangely unique and amusing - but sincere video. Pretty crazy how as kids we put women on a Disney Princess Pedastal v their reality - and most dudes at some point have been through a humiliating point in their relationships but will never talk about it. Extreme vulnerability by this kid, but interesting. I thought it was "painfully tight" my first time too
moral of the story, if jet can do it - you definitely can!
11:07 this whole interaction hits different in 2024 after all that Ukraine footage.
it hits different and then it all fades away
There's nowhere else that you can get just straight up direct and useful anecdotes/advice than from MDE. Whether it be Sam, Nick or Charls, they all have at least one profoundly helpful or true piece of knowledge to share. I would honestly say Charls has the best advice out of all of them, or at least the most important advice.
Legendary clip bro, thanks for sharing it.
I agree.
They each offer levels of advice imo
Nick is level 1 normie advice
Sam is "redpilled" advice
Charls is final boss advice the kinda stuff that nils out all other advice.
you need them all to be a fully rounded person imo
@@BlunderB Agreed.
I really wouldn't say Nick is "normie," advice. He's just more tapped into the every day worker mindset because he's been around those people way more than Sam or Charls, but that doesn't make him a normie.
I feel like most normal people won't tell you to fake being an alcoholic in order to get free payed absence from your job lmao.
@yackerist very true he's also very tapped into non normie trains of thought. I guess I more meant he has every day advice to apply to the normal man. Like on scuffed he just says get a job work hard invest right etc etc
Literally. Stuff that either has happened to me already or stuff happening right now. The info holds up
I was obsessed with the same girl from when I was 17-21, the whole time convincing myself that we were both saving ourselves for eachother with no evidence towards that being the truth. I had no one to tell me otherwise, and my parents actually only made it worse by also convincing me of my delusion. I look back at it and cringe.
All this to say that 99% of the time, the “soulmate” fantasy is just that; a fantasy. The first person you feel “in love” with won’t be the person you end up with, and trying to convince yourself otherwise will only hurt your prospects. I lost out on valuable time I could’ve spent meeting other girls because I believed I already found who I was looking for, which I hadn’t.
Most of human history the first person you were in love with you were in fact with until one of you died. Don't think just because we have lived in a twisted brazilian world for the past few decades that this is how humanity always was.
Why wasn’t she “the one”?
Sam seems way less bitter here
Jet neptroon.
its crazy how when they're talking about "everyone dies by a drone in the end whether it be military or civilian" in the context of now where an actual military conflict backed by a major power is consumer grade drone technology paired with munitions
I interpreted it as something deeper. Military as in a war or violent conflict, consumer as in calling a person a drone, a mindless cog in the machine. Getting killed because of our drone puppet overlords. Or we ourselves are the drones and just die off
And all the gun guys/antifa haven't bought drones yet, shows the warfighters they really are.
If I had seen and understood this video at the age of 14 it probably would have saved me a lot of headaches lmfao
I have two older siblings and heard this shit all the time and still made the same mistakes, you kinda have to learn it/live it yourself
@@deprime9521 Very true. I did have older cousins that would try to impart this type of sacred knowledge to me at the time and their words mostly fell on deaf ears. Hormones and newfound emotions I had never processed before beat out all the words of advice anyone could have given me.
The new generations have it so much easier in terms of at least being informed.
I remember that obsession type feeling. Even back then that shit felt unhealthy so I knew it would probably be better to stay away from trying to get with someone. I felt like it could definitely get me in trouble. I'm somewhat relieved that it's not that uncommon.
Sam Hyde is the greatest black man that ever existed. How on fucking earth can he be so authentically black, it doesn't make sense. I'll tell you he is my favourite black person, so much so that I don't think I could like another black person other than him.
I don't know what modern dating is like or dating as an adult, I met the girl I have been with when I was 17 and have been with her until now at 28. So I enjoy living vicariously through others' tales.
and we enjoy living vicariously through you
That's amazing man. I hope you have many more years together. I knew one couple from highschool that's still together. But the city I grew up many people have been together since early highschool into their 30s
@@ashgonza92 Appreciate the kind words. It is funny you say that because I am still in my hometown, A lot of people tend to think their rural hometown sucks but in today's internet age there aren't many benefits I see to moving out, I lived in LA for 2 years working in Hollywood and I see very little benefit to living in the big city. Besides good local food, that said I found most people in the city don't take advantage of that sadly, they just eat Jack in the Box...
Listening to Sam talking about the 'this is my last stand" made me realize how much of a loser i am right now and realizing I'm still obsessed over my ex who wants nothing to do with me anymore
Mf looks like brendan Fraser and Steve buschemi had a baby
i love jet hes a dope personality i'm glad he met up with sam and is doing great work
Actually fairly chad.. he followed thru on his desire, didnt get what he wanted (because it didnt exist). nice wun.
It hurting from being "tight" is because she was dry af, either she wasn't into you or a junkie. Either way she only slept with you cause she's easy, good job you're over it though.
Nah it was her butt
Something like 20% of women have something I like to call the "coochie clamp".
Basically the pussy forms too tight and surgery is needed to correct it. Knew a girl who just never bothered with the surgery and expected every guy she dated to just kinda accept being unable to have sex.
Dryness has nothing to do with tightness, only gaining entry and hellish friction.
9:40 had me dying lol my man is Just soaking it all in
Thats honestly a great story that i think a lot of people can relate with, especially men
So Jet made the Sandman and also the World Corp videos? What a menace.
I wonder if something similar happened with him and Josie 😂😂😂
He definitely liked her. There was a scene where Josie's yoga ball was either taken away or destroyed and he got her a replacement and she said "thanks" and left, barely even looked at him, and he looked up and the camera like "🥺".
he has a new crush every fishtank season
@@MDClips00 Who was his crush on season 2? Summer?
@@ColdFuse96 yeah before the schizo stuff
She liked his raps, they were perf3ct 4 each other!
Doesn’t he have a girlfriend lol
Exact kinda content I live for. Happy to be alive for it
Nice try jet, Sam might respect you in a few decades
Sam doesn’t respect himself
@@Eric-zv9ut lel sam surrounds himself with those lesser, Dwarf amongst midgets sketch
@@Eric-zv9ut based degenerate noticer
good luck trying to earn the respect of a manic narcissist
Sam admits to worse shit in this same clip
I remember my first time, this girl I thought really highly of had a slobby house when I went over and it kinda ruined my thoughts of her. That act itself was also not enjoyable, thats mostly my fault though lol
Humble moment
Jetting 🤙
I was 11 and she was 16 or maybe 17. I didn't quite understand what was happening until we were round the side of the tennis court.
Pretty fucked up now that I think about it.
Edit: I did have fun though
Brother, please elaborate inshallah
@@alfredkennethwidows5808 hmm, I don't think it's wise to elaborate. She'd probably be considered a PDF file.
Lucky
So THAT is SANDman? The guy who MAKES the VIDeos? He ends every SENTence like a QUESTion?
my mom and sister hate him...? I wonder why.... ?
I think Sandman is a boomer from Canada tho so not him fr
If someone asks you, do men even have feelings, show them this
aw man ive been waiting for this!
i lost it at 24 but it was good at least
It was probably horrible for the chick too
we all been there fam.
Thank you for sharing your truth jet.
I've been through almost the same experience. Met up with a girl I used to know and it didn't work out. I feel for Jet. He's literally me
Damn Jet... love found and love lost
i forgot how young Jet looked when he joined :ooo
I used to go through this every week with a different girl when I was 14
dude simmon jr over here he had to be a camp counselor
jet: Wat N E CampShine Grills hehe
Girls:Uh no do you even work here
Haunted Jet:Omg i can feel a ghost right now and omg he is tieing you both up using my hands and he said not to scream or he will bash both your teenybobs in
Girls: 🤕😵
did you even watch the video? he was 14 and 15 the next year. he wasnt a counselor
stop fkin the bit up @@MDClips00
You’re cringe af.
Schizoposting encouraged
Someone phone the laughing academy, we’ve got a nut on the loose.
I MADE IT THROUGH
I was obsessed with one girl in high school, she was on the girls water polo team and i was on the guys. One time we got to scrimmage and it was the closest I'd ever been to her for lengthy periods of time and she spent the whole practice belching loud, disgusting belches in my and everyone's faces bc she and her friends thought it was funny. That was the end of that. We spent an evening together later at a mutual friend's party and i was relaxed bc i no longer was interested and as a result she formed a crush on me according to friends, but i rarely saw her and never bothered to pursue it. We graduated and havent seen her since.
@AHALKALAKETSthe same way women still want tall men
Men still want clean virgin women to ensure paternity and no stds, biologically we are attracted to purity
Western culture is so casual about casual sex there is nothing casual about it you are making it to be casual and useless as social glue bond
Why have sex with a woman if you can't do it at least 10x in total to litmus test her out as a partner Long term
And also women are nastier than burps now with retrospectively revoking consent like smh
“She belched and it made me poopoo peepee I like men now” cool story bro
@AHALKALAKETSbro had a crush on badlands chugs 😂
Sam was twirling hair while listening to this story. I was beginning to think that he was also becoming infatuated with the girl from the story.
I didn't climax my first time. Was with my high school crush. She was great. Idk why I lasted at all. Doesn't make sense lol
then she whispered in your ear shes been waiting for you since she met you lol
“Some of the military, some of them consumer”
i know this is only from like 5 years ago.. but u both look 10 years younger
How have you not seen the capital letters saying this isn't Sam or mde
@@MDClips00 only dorks read
@@bored7743 you just read my comment
@@MDClips00 huh????!?
Wow. This shit is four years old now lol.
Dang thats crazy bro
Greek tragedy worthy
I could be wrong in saying this, but is a majority of these wimpy school crushes a result of not having a dad teaching you that a majority of women you'll encounter age 14-27 will mainly be a hindrance, and you should smash the illusion asap?
Just my 2 cents
theres nothing wrong with it. idk why everyone online has to intellectualize about everything. if you live your life completely rationally you would have a really boring life. and if your dad told you that it'd prob give you mental illness
"perfect little princess"
ew Jet, wrong choice of words
she was good when she was 14, but once she got 18, she was no longer perfect. really must have aged.
hes talking about it like its ancient history. so like 3 years ago?
These two look good!
This guy is 21 crazy ❤
You have 21 brain cells, crazy 💗
@@notillatall hey papi 🤤
11:08 the life of a Ukrainian and Russian 18 year old, 2024 colorized
certified jet hater here
Jet is not on Sam or Nick's level, but he's a great storyteller. It hurts every time I open up scuffed realtor notifications and see Chris.
Tiny hands Sam 😅😂
9:42
jesus christ i have a whole new level of appreciation for jet. dude is me 😮
holy shit the real sandman mgtow
i have to say that this story rings false to me for various reasons; he never told anyone but the story isn't embarrassing, the chances of finding camp girl on tinder years later is miniscule, etc.
Unironically what's your excuse?
Severely traumatized, likely a sociopath, can’t hold a conversation let alone be intimate.
I can fix you
he got 7 inches
I actually tried and got into bed with one on 2 occasions but my person didn't go up easily due to 13+ years of pr0n addiction. That was 6 years ago so I'm still a virgie, haven't really tried since since I know what will happen.
@Markizas.Karabasas this is the saddest thing I've ever read
life almost NEVER plays out how you expect. all your beliefs and understanding of the world is challenged when you become an adult. accepting reality is called growing up
Huh, I had no license or car and i still got laid in highschool. Weird
Infatuation, that's the word you're looking for and dude.... literally every man and boy has those thoughts 90% of the time.
Who hasn't been obsessed with a girl?
gay men
Alan Watts is legit. His lectures are worth the deep dive.
No. They're pompous rants from a wealthy grifter that would get you killed in any practice. By your own hand mostly before anyone else
Father Seraphim Rose is better
@@romanairdrop3137 Based and ROCORpilled 🫡❤️
theyre ok, he was kindof a nutjob if you think about it for long enough.
this is Sam interrogating the newest serial killer in Rhode Island, in an attempt to uncover his motive for slaying multiple children at a jewish resort
I wanna know how Jon lost his v card. Must have been a deaf girl. Or guy.
guy 100%
@@MDClips00 lmfao
so many parts of this story are indicative of lying. Reminds me of how the 40 y o virgin describes the feeling of a boob
What part of this seems exaggerated or too good/bad to be true
@@Consequence the fact that jet lost his v card at all is a stretch
Had the exact same experience. 14. Will she be at the football game? By Alan Watts style universe luck I got in touch with her through another girl that I was "the guy" for. "The girl" for me expressed mild interest but basically just confirmed that I wasn't "the guy" for her and I moved on. That was enough to end the fantasy for me.
Why would he not tell the girl they went to camp together? I guess he said he waited and she didn't recognize him. Still why would you choose not to say anything? To me it would create a connection that would make her more interested in you. Like you are of the same ilk. But beyond that I kinda feel like having her at least acknowledge it would make it a more complete fantasy. Like in a way she still never got with that version of you at the camp. That guy never got her. To her you are some other guy.
Was this the first MDE video Jet was ever in?
I think this is his first on camera appearance but he was editing for Sam before this
It's cuz he's a freak
Fleas*
Jet being Sandman MGTOW is a joke right?? They dont sound anything alike.
P sure sandman is a boomer from canada
yeah its a bit
My favourite parts are when Jet looks at sam and starts laughing for approval and then sam looks at him like a piece of shit and then jet laughs at sams "joke"
you didn't have to watch
Lmao creating lore in your head like a 15 year old girl on wattpad
@@Eric-zv9ut are you on Sams payroll?
@@brettgregson29 yeah. Big money.
Someone's mad
7:08
I want to meet the guy that had this type of crush on a girl and she definitively revealed that she had the same crush in return. They probably become the homeless couples you see.
Church
Damn
well spoken just needs to stop the uh's.
why do people hate jet
he stole some money and was like i was gonna give it back after he bought a watch with it theres some other stuff but idk what it is
i really dont know, def my favorite of MDEs youngins
Feels like fishtank went to his head and fed his ego a bit too much
too much white boy swag
this clip is probably the most likable ive seen him be
We all get wiped out by a drone in the end.
Some of them military, some of them consumer.
Words to live by, especially in this disappointingly un-futuristic hellscape.
he got snatch scratch fever
Hahaha so tight that it hurts; Its like chapped lips down there lmao
Coochie clamp is a real condition/birth defect. Something like 20% of women need surgery to actually allow penetration.
My first vehicle was also a 96 jeep Cherokee…. Miss that thing