22 Jump Street Funniest Scenes/Lines HD

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @mhzattitude
    @mhzattitude 9 лет назад +10826

    "Give the man some water, he's black, he's been throught a lot" BEST LINE EVER

  • @1998611m
    @1998611m 9 лет назад +12314

    22 jump street: proof that a sequel can be better than the original thing

    • @jordanb3120
      @jordanb3120 6 лет назад +97

      Chris Bradley Yea But Scream is a classic. Scream 2 isn't.

    • @michaellai536
      @michaellai536 6 лет назад +73

      Jordan B classic doesn’t mean better

    • @jordanb3120
      @jordanb3120 6 лет назад +28

      Michael Lai Yes it does. Lol wth. Second scream was ok but 80% of the time The first is the best.

    • @johnjohnson9915
      @johnjohnson9915 6 лет назад +26

      I thought that Scream 4 was the best one. Scream 1 was good, but it seems really dated now. It was a product of it's era.

    • @Mr.Eminem
      @Mr.Eminem 6 лет назад +2

      Yeahhhh boyyyy

  • @nickjmort
    @nickjmort 10 лет назад +4395

    All the scenes with the blonde roommate killed me.

    • @TimidMC
      @TimidMC 10 лет назад +183

      Yea her character was great. I'd like to see a movie with her character starring, taking over for her father. It would be hilarious.

    • @JCW-yn7dx
      @JCW-yn7dx 10 лет назад +184

      Her deadpan delivery of the lines made her all the more hilarious

    • @nelio_lima
      @nelio_lima 5 лет назад +130

      Tell us about the war. Anyone of 'em 😂

    • @ryvr.
      @ryvr. 4 года назад +29

      I DIDN'T KNOW IF WE WERE GONNA FIGHT OR KISS

    • @epicfail3167
      @epicfail3167 4 года назад +23

      @Luis Medrano WOW YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS MADE YOU RIGHT! LEMME TRY THAT
      I WILL WIN THE LOTTERY TOMORROW!

  • @kitsune818
    @kitsune818 9 лет назад +6944

    Check out the captain's office. Looks like a giant cube of ice.

  • @roseolivas08
    @roseolivas08 9 лет назад +11996

    I'm 700% sure this move is 90% Jonah hill and Channing Tatum being idiots and them filming it

  • @reyrivera119
    @reyrivera119 9 лет назад +1961

    "Tell us about the war. Any one of them."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 5 лет назад +17

      She wanted to "get sprinkled" instead. Fo' sho' ! 😎😅

  • @LoudestWhispers
    @LoudestWhispers 10 лет назад +5261

    Jonah:"Say something cool when you throw it!"
    Channing: *throws grenade* "Something cool!"

    • @orim2665
      @orim2665 10 лет назад +63

      dammit i was wanna say that

    • @djmthekid9210
      @djmthekid9210 10 лет назад +21

      When you threw the grenade what'd you say?

    • @TGeorge
      @TGeorge 10 лет назад +32

      Djm The Kid "something cool"

    • @QuangDTran-gb8fw
      @QuangDTran-gb8fw 10 лет назад +20

      Jonah: "so what did you say when you throw it?"

    • @LoudestWhispers
      @LoudestWhispers 10 лет назад +19

      Channing: "Something cool"

  • @perrybb2
    @perrybb2 4 года назад +1930

    This movie is the PEAK of late high school/college style humor. I remember this playing at my university Freshman year and my friends and I were howling with laughter the entire time. No booze or drugs or chicks required, just some young guys laughing their asses off at homoerotic comedy. Good times.
    We will likely never see a film like it again.

    • @Gabe_itch_916
      @Gabe_itch_916 3 года назад +22

      Yea this is one of the best and funniest movies ever made bruh

    • @scifinerd17
      @scifinerd17 2 года назад +38

      @LeoS you must be fun at parties

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake 2 года назад +5

      It is indeed. Colloge humour films after this one aren't that funny compared to this.

    • @Jumperman12mac
      @Jumperman12mac 2 года назад +4

      Unfortunately not even a 23 jump street is happening. I'd like to see the medical school thing they were going for

    • @vinnregi4882
      @vinnregi4882 2 года назад +1

      just some guys being dudes

  • @johnoneill9902
    @johnoneill9902 6 лет назад +1445

    "We're talkin missionary! We're talkin!... When I'm on top and she's on her back!...".
    "DAAAYUM!".

  • @sams517
    @sams517 9 лет назад +2762

    What about when Schmidt says "get the man some fucking water he's black he's been through a lot!"

    • @obalisk990
      @obalisk990 7 лет назад +163

      Sam S Sooo, Do you like... weather?

    • @oblivion4235
      @oblivion4235 7 лет назад +4

      Daley Mclean # 100% cool golden eagle

    • @FLEURANTINMACKENSON
      @FLEURANTINMACKENSON 7 лет назад +3

      lol I noticed too this part was so fucking funny it's like being black you're always be through something

  • @jaybartgis5148
    @jaybartgis5148 10 лет назад +5033

    "First person in my family to pretend to go to college."

    • @raazuu6913
      @raazuu6913 7 лет назад +1

      Jay Bartgis I

    • @atcam5519
      @atcam5519 6 лет назад +2

      I got you to 1k, your welcome :)

    • @hamaqadr7741
      @hamaqadr7741 6 лет назад

      i got you 1.1K you're no welcome

    • @bane6837
      @bane6837 6 лет назад

      I got you to 2k

    • @sashaklein6337
      @sashaklein6337 6 лет назад +6

      Wtf I read this exactly as the line was said in the video

  • @cloroxbleach8349
    @cloroxbleach8349 7 лет назад +2271

    if they choose the funniest scenes of this film they will choose 80% of it XD

  • @vladimirputin1636
    @vladimirputin1636 10 лет назад +4694

    But but.... My name is jeff....

    • @sarahxlove9858
      @sarahxlove9858 9 лет назад +64

      That's Jefe man!

    • @wamblipadilla1513
      @wamblipadilla1513 9 лет назад +23

      Vladimir Putin Orale, vato... You sleepy homie whuts up! Everybody in the barrio say sleepy he's like the mexican wolverine.

    • @lordvladimirputin204
      @lordvladimirputin204 9 лет назад +4

      A 2nd Putin?

    • @Kanruzo
      @Kanruzo 7 лет назад +1

      Vladimir Putin he did not show my name is jeff because it was to funny it blew up his phone

    • @Kanruzo
      @Kanruzo 7 лет назад +3

      this was funny this part "Jonah:hey mr.walter im so sorry for...
      Mr.walter:"shooting my penis off dont worry i got vagina now
      erick i think-erick is my bitch now
      erick:"no im not

  • @lostygirl
    @lostygirl 9 лет назад +4837

    Hahaha Dora, Diego, Swiper... x'D

  • @WishesSailorMoon
    @WishesSailorMoon 10 лет назад +511

    Their chemistry is outrageously good.

    • @mikeohawk95
      @mikeohawk95 Год назад +1

      Even the WHYOHY, man why they have to make. It illegal like it helps study focus and party back at the dorm after a day of work, miracles like weed, you know what I’m sayin, man alto of good stuff underground no thanks to social jerks,etc

  • @baab4229
    @baab4229 8 лет назад +11285

    seriously you didn't include the my name is jeff moment??!

  • @hysdin
    @hysdin 5 лет назад +583

    Ice cube looks like he isn’t even acting. He’s pretty much just being himself and they’re just recording it.

  • @GMZohar14
    @GMZohar14 8 лет назад +2114

    Tell us about the war, any one of them

  • @patriot7260
    @patriot7260 9 лет назад +272

    "Why every time you speak I'm bout to throw the fuck up?" XD

    • @TheTrailerCREAT0R
      @TheTrailerCREAT0R 8 лет назад +5

      American Anarchist *I feel like I want to throw the fuck up*

  • @etoriaking
    @etoriaking 10 лет назад +1170

    "Good thing there was an even bigger church right across the street"
    "Thats convenient"
    "yeah I know. Whats gonna be next, will we just move back across the street again?"
    *Sign says coming soon, 23 Jump Street*

    • @RaizenEx1
      @RaizenEx1 10 лет назад +69

      i guess you haven't watched the ending of the movie...

    • @etoriaking
      @etoriaking 10 лет назад +1

      Love the end of the movie, but I just found the straightfacedness of that line so funny

    • @FrankLlesha313
      @FrankLlesha313 10 лет назад +15

      Kieran Etoria-King No,23 Jump Street takes place at the Medical School where they are being chased by a chinese gang.

    • @Quetzal00358
      @Quetzal00358 10 лет назад +2

      i really hope theres a 23 jump street

    • @FrankLlesha313
      @FrankLlesha313 10 лет назад +16

      Quetzal00358 There sould be,this movie is really succesful.

  • @Tonyfirstt
    @Tonyfirstt 7 лет назад +304

    "It's all Fun and games And Next thing you know ur sleeping With a 40 year old freshman" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Waterflow07
      @Waterflow07 4 года назад

      You wake up in bed with an 40 year old*

    • @ericm.5765
      @ericm.5765 4 года назад +1

      LMAO She was onto him.

  • @FatalMusic
    @FatalMusic 7 лет назад +209

    'Why every time you speak I'm gonna throw the fuck up'

  • @viliboy
    @viliboy 8 лет назад +186

    I didn't expect much but I laughed so hard during the movie.

  • @ValValiantThor216
    @ValValiantThor216 2 года назад +70

    "I thought your hip popped out at one point" 🤣 still gets me

  • @briandauch303
    @briandauch303 5 лет назад +105

    “I’m pretty close with my grandpa too.”
    Lmfao I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @amer81397
    @amer81397 9 лет назад +1482

    Imagine WHYPHY was real...

    • @amer81397
      @amer81397 9 лет назад +19

      Amy !!! Can't wait for 23 Jump Street

    • @amer81397
      @amer81397 9 лет назад +37

      Amy !!!
      At the end off 22 they were showing like a million jump streets after 22, 23 is supposed to be for medical school tbh

    • @amer81397
      @amer81397 9 лет назад +9

      Amy !!! Ya 21 was funny af, especially w ice cube getting mad lmao and "narks"

    • @amer81397
      @amer81397 9 лет назад +5

      Amy !!! Ikr ice cube is a boss, check out "ride along" Kevin Hart is in it and Ice Cube

    • @amer81397
      @amer81397 9 лет назад +10

      "Why every time I hear you I feel like throwing the fuck up?" ROFL XD

  • @nickmoreno4777
    @nickmoreno4777 4 года назад +78

    “Why every time you speak I wanna throw tf up”😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Jimbojub
      @Jimbojub 4 года назад

      nick moreno lmfao ruthless !

  • @radhwangothic
    @radhwangothic 10 лет назад +56

    "Why every time you speak I wanna threw the fuck up"
    - Ice Cube

  • @kennjenningsisawesome3217
    @kennjenningsisawesome3217 8 лет назад +111

    By 2016 sequel standards this film is a gem. It's a movie that's aware of it's own shortcomings and instead of hiding them it parodies itself over and over again. It's like the writers are saying fuck you, we know the premise of this sequel is ridiculous but give us your money and we'll make you laugh in spite of it.
    Covalent bonds!

  • @kunbifusion
    @kunbifusion 9 лет назад +941

    Where did you find this Gringo?The Mudford and sons Concert.....Lmfaoooo

    • @joeberth-jones1910
      @joeberth-jones1910 6 лет назад +12

      Adekunbi salako mudford? Famous band mudford and sons

    • @jjjr8664
      @jjjr8664 6 лет назад +7

      The "d" is nowhere near the "m" on a QWERTY keyboard

    • @ericingtywatre
      @ericingtywatre 6 лет назад

      @@joeberth-jones1910 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DimitriosChannel
    @DimitriosChannel 5 лет назад +44

    Eric in jail saying, "Get me the fuc* outta here ( in an anxious tone) and also saying, dude your vagina doesn't work man" = BEST SCENES IN COMEDY HISTORY!

  • @Lipju12
    @Lipju12 4 года назад +37

    “I’m pretty close to my grandpa too” 😂😂

  • @MalphasMikaelson
    @MalphasMikaelson 10 лет назад +65

    I was laughing my ass off when he named Dora and Boots. The entire movie was great.

  • @richflow1799
    @richflow1799 7 лет назад +26

    "awe still so sharp so aspiring...tell us about the war any one of them" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 7 лет назад +55

    Channing: "That helmets kind of lame."
    Jonah in the most serious tone: "You know what's not lame...? Safety."
    I don't know why, but I love that part. xD

  • @PolentaSDR
    @PolentaSDR 8 лет назад +28

    "Why everytime you speak i wanna throw the fuck up", lmao

  • @Carrielewis3006
    @Carrielewis3006 4 года назад +17

    Taking that drama class really helped Schmidt with his characters😂😂😂

  • @zaigham57
    @zaigham57 9 лет назад +87

    00:39 "It was Dora and Diego and Swiper........boots."

  • @demi7913
    @demi7913 9 лет назад +140

    0:46 "he had it coming. Who was that?"....Jonah Hill is clearly not talking. His lips aren't moving

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul 9 лет назад +31

    Mercedes calling Schmidt old...hilarious. :)

  • @deanclark5622
    @deanclark5622 2 года назад +7

    “Tell us about the war any one of them” 😂 that line was gold

  • @michelaferlito7788
    @michelaferlito7788 8 лет назад +24

    "oh I'm so sorry hunny, I didn't mean that. You know that?" seriously it was the funniest line in the whole movie. I still laugh really hard when I hear it

  • @FoxItAll
    @FoxItAll 8 лет назад +237

    I want a Jump Street meets Bad Boys movie.

    • @v-22
      @v-22 8 лет назад +25

      +C Mitchell Nope, but be ready for Jump Street meets MIB.

    • @bootlegryn5765
      @bootlegryn5765 4 года назад

      V ; oh god

    • @dakkuri1
      @dakkuri1 2 года назад

      That be awesome

    • @BOMBBSQUADD
      @BOMBBSQUADD 2 года назад

      The Jump Boyz!

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 года назад +7

    "They get a solid 4 hours of studying and then they party like it's 1999"
    Soooo, Ritalin? I mean, my dormmate used to take his meds and clean his whole room, do all his homework, take a shower, and then show up for the late night bowl session. And that's a casual night where we didn't go out. He once spent most of a night counting the sidewalk sections along our journey to a party. There was 194, by the way.

  • @rozhelleyu
    @rozhelleyu 7 лет назад +15

    jenko's rage when they blew up their car 😂 "WE SHARED SO MUCH IN THAT CAR!"

  • @RoleAce
    @RoleAce 4 года назад +40

    4:02 find yourself a partner that will say this line with the same energy.

  • @lilenigma6544
    @lilenigma6544 2 года назад +8

    This movie makes you wanna get a best friend for life

  • @toppaepps3664
    @toppaepps3664 4 года назад +10

    It’s insane how much funnier this sequel is to the first!!

  • @sharathyadav5510
    @sharathyadav5510 6 лет назад +10

    "30 year old sprinkler finally going off for the 1st time"🤣🤣😂

  • @viktorreaper9748
    @viktorreaper9748 3 года назад +4

    "Tell us about the war..... any one of them" is one of the best "old man" burns I've ever heard, and I've always been the oldest one in my friends group, so I've heard alot of them.

  • @gatorscoops3861
    @gatorscoops3861 3 года назад +5

    "tell us about the war...anyone of them" that made me laugh so loud in theatres lol

  • @dazediss6629
    @dazediss6629 Год назад +1

    There will never be a bigger laugh in a cinema than when it cuts to Ice Cube sat at the table with his mouth open wide and a confused/rage look on his face staring at Jonah Hill in total silence for 10 seconds.
    “Do you two know each other”?
    “No”.

  • @stetis5897
    @stetis5897 5 лет назад +41

    4:12 kills me every time

  • @mogosethusa7205
    @mogosethusa7205 8 лет назад +41

    you left out, "my name's Jeff"

  • @Stoneman180190
    @Stoneman180190 10 лет назад +10

    I love when the captain finds out Schmidt is nailing his daughter

  • @thegrantrooney
    @thegrantrooney 3 года назад +3

    The amount of wall breaks in this movie is amazing

  • @mattdoria9060
    @mattdoria9060 10 лет назад +190

    Where did you find a copy that wasn't a cam?

    • @crazymoviekid
      @crazymoviekid  10 лет назад +43

      All this footage was already released by the studio in clips, trailers, and commercials.

    • @mattdoria9060
      @mattdoria9060 10 лет назад

      Ah okay, thanks.

    • @mattdoria9060
      @mattdoria9060 9 лет назад +11

      Bit late mate.

    • @nubtube2868
      @nubtube2868 9 лет назад

      Matt Doria it's the red band trailer

    • @visakh0517
      @visakh0517 9 лет назад

      +crazymoviekid u didn't get blocked by RUclips for uploading this??

  • @media1critter
    @media1critter 6 лет назад +11

    Go into incredibly descriptive detail of the stories we all know

  • @DonnieDeZahmbe
    @DonnieDeZahmbe 5 лет назад +4

    “guess what? i’m eric’s bitch”
    “no, you’re not”
    “YES I AM!! YOU OWN THIS ASS!”

  • @Papiness
    @Papiness 5 месяцев назад +2

    Ffffs only 10 yrs later I realized the stupid "meet cute" joke

  • @jackson857
    @jackson857 4 года назад +3

    One of the best comedies ever.

  • @eloychavez5729
    @eloychavez5729 5 лет назад +7

    I never realized Ron Swanson is throwing shade at reality😂

  • @lanadeamond7063
    @lanadeamond7063 3 года назад +3

    'I just wanna get in bed and watch friends all day' Schmidt is such a mood

  • @07stylematters
    @07stylematters Год назад +1

    Every scene with the blonde roommate is absolute genius what a character lmao wish there was a movie just about her being the main lead

  • @MaddisonintheSky
    @MaddisonintheSky 7 лет назад +6

    "Tell us about the war... any of them" I DIED

  • @theegreatestever2420
    @theegreatestever2420 6 лет назад +4

    till this day "Tell us about the war. Any one of them" STIIIIIIIIIIL CRACKS ME

  • @Crazymouse59
    @Crazymouse59 10 лет назад +13

    strangly, When i was watching this at the movie theater everyone started laughing and i laughed so hard i fell of my chair.... twice. Now that im watching it on my computer im just like "WEAK JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @64siskat96
      @64siskat96 5 лет назад

      SquareTom gotta watch it with context and need that atmosphere of a real movie not just a few clips

  • @veneziapeli9253
    @veneziapeli9253 8 лет назад +11

    Just film the whole movie and put it in here, cuz the whole movie is HILARIOUS!!!

  • @1Poiuytgfdsa1
    @1Poiuytgfdsa1 10 лет назад +5

    I shit myself when Jenkins said "boots" with that voice crack.

  • @77ELCREADOR
    @77ELCREADOR 5 лет назад +1

    I can be ok with "my name is jeff" not being here, but the *SCHMIDTH FUCKED THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER* Moment? Wtf dude, you should have included that segment!

  • @bluekhalifatm9131
    @bluekhalifatm9131 5 лет назад +4

    We need a 23 jumpstreet

  • @bigcat81
    @bigcat81 10 лет назад +6

    The meat cute scene kills me. Jonah is so confused.

  • @isaachauzel149
    @isaachauzel149 3 года назад +1

    We talking MISSIONARY

  • @blahblah2176
    @blahblah2176 7 лет назад +8

    "Boots" kills me everytime LMAOOO

  • @TyYoung3
    @TyYoung3 Месяц назад

    Left out the part where Jenko learns he was using slurs in high school and Schmidt responds "yes, mostly towards me." 😂😂😂

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 4 года назад +23

    I feel like the “my name is Jeff” was way funnier when it first came out but because it was memed to death for literally like 8 years it has lost all comedy

  • @jarrisonjcclelland7747
    @jarrisonjcclelland7747 Год назад +2

    just wait until kanye sees this

  • @Ishaunharris167
    @Ishaunharris167 5 лет назад +4

    "Yo ass look like u about 50" 😂😂

  • @bretanya_302
    @bretanya_302 7 лет назад +1

    "why everytime you speak I wanna throw the fuck up" me deceased😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @junie1017
    @junie1017 4 года назад +4

    "There was Dora and Diego...and Swiper."

  • @mariellebarstow4301
    @mariellebarstow4301 10 лет назад +14

    The twins part is hilarous

  • @corvus5964
    @corvus5964 4 года назад +5

    i never actually picked up the fact that he said the names of characters from dora lmao

  • @CptCoon
    @CptCoon 5 лет назад +2

    “How you bitches like jump street now?”
    “HEYYYYY”

  • @shortymatt420
    @shortymatt420 10 лет назад +15

    It was Dora, and Diago and Swiper lol

  • @TheeKittyPie
    @TheeKittyPie 9 лет назад +1

    I love these movies so much.

  • @SwayTheBeast
    @SwayTheBeast 6 лет назад +13

    0:24 They were ahead of their time.

  • @BruhMoment-ln8bd
    @BruhMoment-ln8bd 8 лет назад +87

    aw yes,so it was Dora,Diego and swiper-swiper?🤔

  • @juliusjones243
    @juliusjones243 6 лет назад +4

    "19 minutes late to peanuckle,... Or you meeting your old friends in the park 😂🤣😂

  • @nickmartinez2270
    @nickmartinez2270 4 года назад +1

    Why did this seem like a better movie trailer then the actual trailer

  • @nstbb
    @nstbb 10 лет назад +6

    how could you forget the trip scene!!

  • @seanneumann6868
    @seanneumann6868 2 года назад

    what makes 22 jump street so funny is that they know it's the same movie just slightly modified, and they make fun of that with constant references to the first one.

  • @gawrguraenthusiast5675
    @gawrguraenthusiast5675 6 лет назад +5

    0:25 so this is where the keke challenge originated *wonders everything ive learned so far*

  • @rajarshichattopadhyay1728
    @rajarshichattopadhyay1728 2 года назад +2

    How is the "Shmidt F*cked the captain's daughter" song not in here. Literally the most funny & memorable scene in the movie

  • @jesuss5801
    @jesuss5801 4 года назад +5

    “ yea he looks like the mexican wolverine” 😆

  • @jeffhardysoul
    @jeffhardysoul 9 месяцев назад

    Jenko realizing what Schmidt did to the captain's daughter (Maya) was a masterpiece

  • @ReynoldsWrap625
    @ReynoldsWrap625 9 лет назад +4

    Mumford and Sons fans at :57: "I came out to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now."

  • @hiramliaga
    @hiramliaga 9 лет назад

    Man, the subtitles making it even better.

  • @EternalPhxse
    @EternalPhxse 6 лет назад +7

    “Me name is Jeff”

  • @hauts1
    @hauts1 Год назад +2

    3:17 "Oh my gosh, Mia, look at him, he's still so sharp .. that is so inspiring" 🤣🤣 followed by "tell us about the war .. anyone.." 😂🤣

  • @2004dale
    @2004dale 10 лет назад +5

    Haha the poetry scene is missing; that mess was hilarious!