Ridiculous Movies that Actually Made it to the Screen
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The coachman takes the boys to pleasure island, the boys all eventually get turned into donkeys and sold. Except pinoccio who gets away. Lampwick was the boy playing pool with pinoccio.
Howard the Duck was a good movie!
The part of the story where Pinocchio and Lampwick turn into donkeys is even scarier in the original story. They turn into donkeys to be sold into slavery for mining. On the way to the mine Pinocchio goes overboard and is swallowed by a whale, he finds his father in the belly of the whale. It gets more depressing from there. Gotta love old time kid's stories.
True story: that island? That’s run by pedophiles.
Decided to try hello fresh. Remembered they sponsor you so I started digging to find a video with a link. Hope it still helps.
Dude, you have plenty of channels that you don't add your personal flair and personality to. We have this one and Casual Criminalist to enjoy your twisted mind and I'm sure your viewership numbers show you just how much we like the more open and relaxed you. So much so that I used to think that you only narrated those other ones as something you didn't own and only owned these two, that it was someone else holding you back from being your total self. We love and totally embrace you for who you are, rambling tangents and all.
Into the Shadows and Decoding the Unknown have some OGBB flavor as well.
Especially since Sam makes the everloving meme out of it. Exploding Simon is my favorite meme ever!
He said why his other channels are already set in how they are. It would be like a serious show just turn into a comedy all of a sudden many people wouldn’t watch it any more
Casual criminalist is just Simon getting progressively more uncomfortable
To be fair Casual Criminalist is just Brain Blaze after dark at this point...
Note for Simon... Most of us ARE here for your rambling, the actual content is a bonus. I don't think you realise how entertaining you losing your ever loving 💩 or going off on one about dogs, or randomly inserting some weird factoid about one of your drunk mini hoomans actually is. Never stop your caffeinated rambling, please. Regards, Blazeheads everywhere.
TL;DR: More rants fact boi, chop chop.
Idk if this was intentional but Sam, Danny and Simon rly fit together well. Sam and Danny have become characters to regular viewers. For us Danny is the first character as the base, simon interpreting his work and adding ramblings, and Sam as the eventual narrator that speaks through memes and editing. It's really quite brilliant
TL;DR Simon my boy, Sam might be in the blazement but turns out he's the puppetmaster all along
I entirely agree! I missed my Brain Blaze!
nice to know i am not the only and belong in a insane asylum.
@@rackneh 😅😅😅
That is absolutely Pinocchio and it is hilarious that he’s describing it with great clarity then wondering if it’s Dumbo… the elephant 😂
Fun fact: my great uncle was a voice actor in both Pinocchio and Dumbo
Pink Elephants on Parade scared the crap out of me as a little kid, though.
@@oFFtheWall518 That scene was just weird as hell, especially as a kid, but I've actually grown to love it
Admittedly, Dumbo has some pretty scary scenes too. Like the scene where his mom is getting taken away.
In fact there is a LOT of scary scenes from the early Disney movies.
Both of those movies scared the HELL out of me as a little kid! I think those were the only 2 animated Disney movies that scared me. The Dalí + Disney movie would have 1000% scared me as a child if I saw it then and not recently on Disney +.
I want Simon to do a Biographics on Yoko Ono for no reason other than everyone knowing how much Simon would hate it
There needs to be a petition for this. Seriously. You legend.
Let's make it happen...she's coming for you, fact boy!🤣
I want him to do a biographics on Simon Whistler.
Hey, Danny, video idea. Literally anything, but every pop culture reference is entirely made up, meaning Simon head just explodes from trying to understand incredibly absurd references that don't exist.
This would be genius!
that what be amaizing
Simon I too was traumatized by Pinocchio the scene you’re explaining about the donkeys is spot on
The Italian novella from the 1800s that Pinocchio is based on (by Carlo Collodi) is even darker. NYRB Press brought it back into print a few years ago.
I am starting to think he hates fantasy because of that.
Hell of a fever dream, that and Dumbo both scared me senseless as a kid.
Monstro is what got me.. that stupid whale scared the crap out of me.
@@j.p.6932 It's been literal decades since watched it, but I think the drinks were poured from one of the 'ye olde' barrel tubs. I understood at that age it was beer.
Not going to rewatch for the team, not even for science, I would rather be wrong!
The Muppet Christmas Carole is one of the best movies out there.
I love the Muppets, but can't sit through Christmas Carol. So slow and bleak. Never got more than 15 mins or so though it.
Very merry Muppets Christmas movie is the best though. Whoopie Goldberg as God. Joan Cusack and Pepe. Its just hilarious 😂
If you think that’s good, what about Emmett Otter’s Jug Band?
Yeah… if you *like* shit movies, sure
You described that Pinnochio scene pretty accurately. Disney’s early films are surprisingly unsettling
Worryingly, I saw two films from this list as part of Film Studies classes (Un Chien Andalou & The Holy Mountain) and no matter how hard I tried, I could not find a way to like them or find myself feeling I had gained anything from the experiences.
P.s. Keep rambling, and you did correctly recall that nightmare trip sequence from Pinocchio - When you said you weren't sure if the scene from your childhood nightmares was either from Dumbo or Pinocchio I figured it was a 50/50 toss-up between you describing terrifying-donkey-boozing-cigar-smoking island sequence or the pink-elephant-mushroom-trip-gone-wrong sequence.
Mention to simon: must view those 2 disney sequences on cocaine 🧂
Also, Fantasia...
@@MattSmith49306 yeah fantasia totally freaked me out as a kid.... Somehow Disney is really good at making song sequences that could moonlight as fever dreams..... 😅
Winnie the Pooh also had a Halluci-Dream sequence.
@@cameronjadewallace oh yeah, you're right! "Hephalumps and woozles"!
Disney's Pinocchio did do the things you mentioned Simon. The novel the movie is based off of is MUCH darker.
I may have to go look this up because I do NOT remember this at all.
@@FoxDragon it's like the most traumatizing scene in the whole of the company, how did you forget?
@@wingerding probably because the last time I watched Disney's Pinocchio I was maybe 5 or something🤣
If people don't like your rambling, Simon, then they won't be watching! I personally love all of your stories and tangents :) it makes watching you feel genuine and fun
But he wants people to watch...
That donkey scene in Pinocchio horrified me as a child too but by the time I was six or so I was watching Hellraiser and Nightmare on Elm Street and movies didn't scare me anymore lol
Watched IT about that age. That did scare the crap out of me Hellraiser didn't bother me. Horror still my favourite genre now
Would you like us to praise you as hardcore?
As someone who woke up during eye surgery as a kid, Danny's fear is 110% understandable.
So that's just given me nightmares for the next three weeks...
I was awake (local, so no pain) and watched my lower lip getting reattached via an overhead mirror when 7 or 8. It was actually kinda cool
Ahhhhhhhhhghhhhh.
Ho Lee Sheet. That sounds horrible.
I woke up while they were putting the closing stitches into me after a massive hip operation when I was 5. Horrendous! I suddenly started panicking and tried to sit up and the nurses had to hold me down so I didn’t rip all the stitches out 😬😬 atleast I didn’t feel the pain tho so that’s something 🤷♀️
Yo Simon, enjoying your tangents, especially about your kids, since my daughters are basically the same age as yours, so I know I'm not going through this shit alone :D
it's all fun and game till he starts a channel called "ranting about the kids"
Simon, that film is Pinocchio and was absolutely as terrifying as you remember it
I watched that loads as a child but can’t remember why they started to turn into donkeys or how it got fixed? The fairy fixed it?
@@piperjaycie I dont remember. Guess youll just have to go watch it again.
@@piperjaycie They made asses of themselves.
"You're here for actual content and useful things, and not just Fact Boy's rambles"
I beg to differ!
Honestly Rubber is one of my all time favorite indie movies, and it's pretty high up there in my general favorite movies, though I am a little sad that we haven't gotten a sequel with the tricycle, though for all I know it wasn't meant to hint at a sequel and was just another thing that happened for no reason
Rubber is great, so strange, meta and fun
But it definitely isn't for everyone
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Same! I saw that on the festival circuit with friends, and then it had a limited release in a local theater and we all went and saw it again. Haha
While not one of my favorites, I did enjoy watching Rubber. It just felt like a fun story where you could try to apply a meta reasoning to whatever was happening on screen only for the film to flatly remind you that there is no reason. Essentially a fun film to let your mind wander while watching the scenes unfold without trying to take itself too seriously as some grand statement on art. It simply is what it is
Love Rubber, hate the term “meta.”
That’s all.
"The brave little toaster" just reminds me of the evil toaster in the Red Dwarf books that tricks Holly to overclock himself so much that he only have a couple of minutes left before he breaks down just because Lister doesn't eat enough toast. He was shortly in the TV show as well but he was not as petty evil there so it was less fun.
Omg Simon, I have missed your tangents so much. You, Sam, and Danny bring so much joy to my days. Please never stop being you. And pass on the love to the crew.
Simon that is, in fact, the correct plot of Pinocchio and actually that's the watered-down version that Disney made. The original is even more terrifying.
Simon. We are not here for facts. We are solely here for your rambles.
Im here for the business honestly
Here for all of it; Business Blaze forever!!! (AM I right PETER!)
Little column A, little column B
TBF sometimes I find them irritating
As someone who has personally worked on movie and TV production, I appreciate your wife watching the credits.
My dad who was an accountant had us sit through the credits of a film until they rolled the accountants for the film, though I believe this was a means for waiting for the packed theater to clear out a bit.
It might well be THE best way to avoid the crowding and stampeding, if only it didn't guarantee THE WORLD'S LONGEST "Pee-Pee Dance" as you have to wait at the end of the longest line to a bathroom in history... ;o)
Simon's next channel should be movie reviews. Danny, & Sam should pick the movies though!
He has to watch them in the basement
Definitely
Simon didn't have a Christmas break, he had a potty break.
Who wants a video where Simon writes a episode, maybe a page or two and Danny reads it adding all his personal stories as he reads it
Oh my god, Sam’s use of “You’re tacky and I hate you” 😂🙌
@4:12
Children's movies are indeed messed up but guess what, Simon? Soon you'll have seen them all. I think in most cases kids don't internalize creepiness the way adults do. Watching Lampwick turn into a donkey didn't bother me in the least until I was an adult. The Brave Little Toaster in an absolute treat, but there's some parts that are super dark. Maybe watch it yourself before deciding to let your daughter see it.
Oh and for ducks sake, you need to see the Muppet Xmas Carol and all the other Muppet movies especially the older ones and the Muppet Show. Kids love the Muppets. So do I.
#neverforget "Happy Tree Friends" DVD's are always in the child movie sections.......
He needs to watch rave little toaster though, that was a fav of mine the AC scene and the appliance repair scene terrified me
Don't forget "Fraggle Rock"... or "The Dark Crystal"... obviously with some degree of parental timing involved, but don't forget them..
...and for the record... I could'a done without "Watership Down" at least for a couple more years... or maybe just under supervision... That's not something a 4 year old needs to sit through all alone... ;o)
You have excellent taste 🤘
Brave little toaster was one of my favourite movies as a kid, now as an adult I can’t bring myself to throw broken electronics out, I must fix them 😂
8:30 - Chapter 1 - Rubber
19:10 ; 22:25 - Chapter 2 - Un chien andalou
19:45 - Mid roll ads
30:00 - Chapter 3 - Jaws the revenge
41:50 - Chapter 4 - The holy mountain
5:15
That attitude is why I never really liked Star Trek as a kid but as an adult who became somewhat more learned, I began to appreciate it more.
Simon, it just clicks one day for them, and it's one of the greatest feelings as a parent, glad you've got to feel that, it's a short feeling, but it feels great 🤣
I was thinking the same thing! My wife and I just successfully got our oldest out of diapers now to wait for the little one
Michael Caine’s quote about Jaws was an absolute legend move.
I’m here for ADHD Simon - you’re relatable and hilarious
Im a similar age to Simon also grew up in the uk (scotland) and can confirm watership down was one of the scariest films ever to be aimed at children. Yous should find it if u havent ever saw it
Most of us are absolutely here for your ramblings! Glad you're back 🥰
22:45 😂 I'm dead
This
Simon, we're here for you. The stories are just a plus
It's Pinocchio when he turned to a donkey... though the Dumbo dancing elephants was also terrifying. Also scared me as a kid.
I still can't watch this film. I actually have to send my 2 and 4 year olds to my mums house to watch it 😂😂 .
The memes on this one are LEGENDARY. Can't get enough, thanks Sam 🎉
Danny's 'bad time to yell cut' joke right at the end had me chuckling. well done
Literally been watching these for a year and had no idea Peter was a plant until just now. I always assumed "Peter" was just supposed to be anyone in the audience who happened to be named Peter and Simon was just messing with them like how John Lennon did in that one interview.
My husband insists on watching all the credits because several of his favorite movies have a little something extra after the credits. And when my younger sister and I were leaving the theater after Star Trek: The Motion Picture, she asked me, "What was that?" I had to confess ignorance.
Never let "am I right Peter" die
You definitely have to see Muppets Christmas Carol. It is one of their best movies and you can tell Michael Caine had an awesome time.
Blaze idea:
Faktboi Rambling Rampage.
Danny writes a script filled with things he knows/assumes will trigger Simon. No coherent topic just stuff Simon can't resist to 'comment' and I guess Sam will be forced to go crazy xD
It would have been so cool if, in Jaws: The Revenge, they would have had Ellen Brodie on a plane for the Bahamas and we see the shark come in wearing sunglasses and sit down a few rows back. Then, he puts a newspaper up, like he's reading it, to hide his face.
He would also have needed the Hannibal lecter fedora too. "Just having an old friend for dinner...."
Or, there could have been a scene where the shark decides he's had it with the Brodies and goes on vacation to get away from them. They both show up in the Bahamas and the shark is like, "That's it! I've had it!"
Me at 8:30 "oh now I get it" me yelling in my camper trailer by myself.
29:30 there is, in fact, an artist who does that. To be specific, she drinks dyed milk, and then pukes it back up onto giant canvases. I cannot for the life of me remember her name, but I'm sure you can find her on RUclips since she records the creation of her pieces as performance art.
Edit: Millie Brown
What the fu......?
That seems exceedingly unpleasant.
Eeww, yuck, gross, and the small...
Rothko paintings are pretty cool if you see them in person because of the sheer scale.
The Rothko room at the Tate in London is almost intimidating because of the size and dark colours covering almost all the wall space.
100% with you about Pinocchio, the whale scene scared me until I reached my teens. Many nightmares were fueled by that movie.
The Littlest Hobo was a Canadian 30 minute show about a husky mix who goes from town to town helping people who are in trouble. Great Canadian Content - like The Racoons!! 🇨🇦
Simon just completely missed the traction pun while reading about the rubber movie
Simon, we love it when you ramble on. We need you to ramble on. Led zeppelin said it best,
"I guess I keep on rambling.
I'm gonna, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sing my song, I gotta find my baby.
I gotta ramble on..." so ramble on my dear Simon 🥰❤
Simon is king, Simon is a Legend
I think most of us are here for your rambles keep up the great work this show has created a dedicated fan base.
HEY. The Brave Little Toaster was my shit back in the day 😂🤣❤️
Totally agreed on the 3-D movie thing, but those Pixar animated movies and whatnot really are actually pretty badass in 3-D. Simon'll probably ALMOST enjoy taking his kids to them. 😅
Fun anecdote about Pinocchio. When we watched it in 1st grade, the teacher actually STOPPED the movie right before the turning-into-donkeys scene, not because it was scary, but because the naughty boy says, "What do I look like, as jackass?" Because that was profanity, the teacher had to explain that he was a NAUGHTY boy, and we should never say what he was about to say. Innocent little me didn't comprehend what profanity was (my family very strictly never cursed) so I didn't get what was so bad that the teacher had to give a warning. A jackass was an animal, and yes, he was turning into one. I didn't get it, and that's what stuck in my mind. What was so naughty? Oh, the innocence of youth!
The Muppet Christmas Carol is actually a great movie.
Your rambling IS the show, whistle boi. Roll with it. I always look forward to you yelling at Peter. I find myself saddened when you close an episode without it. 🤙🏾
Regarding the experimental film:
What if the guy saying "Now I Get It".. was supposed to do that? Because the point of the film was that uncomfortable laugh, and a lifetime of remembrance.
Brain16 because I guess your viewers are solid subscribers when they sign up. Moving up, Fact Boi. Moving up.
I feel so validated that I’m not the only one traumatized from Pinocchio. That shit was terrifying!
lol nice to see Sam pulling stuff from video games leading to my laughing so hard my wife comes from the other side of the house to investigate. PS: 47 minutes and 20 seconds of my life gone and i am completely OK with it.
I loved blanket in the brave little toaster 😅
Also, I highly recommend watching Rubber, for the sheer insanity of watching a tire think a person into an explosion.
I am SOOOOOO happy to hear that the Littlest Hobo made it outside of Canada!!😀 It was filmed in my hometown and I loved it when growing up!!
Jennifer I’m in Australia and it was big here too!🤗
You're getting pretty good at saying Brain Blaze! Good job, Fact Boi!
As a kid I had a school friend at a party who was terrified of clown balloons. But she wasn't scared of clowns, she was scared because she'd seen the Blue Meanies in Yellow Submarine. So even good films can mess you up as a child.
As for Pinocchio Disney films are littered with weird old fashioned values and morals, and many books and fairytales for children written in pasted times are very dark and full of horrid beliefs.
Simon: I didn't really have a Christmas break, instead I just mostly cleaned a lot of child piss
Simon wondering if wife watches the video: WHICH WAS FUN, I SWEAR, LET'S CHANGE THE TOPIC
Simon, your rambling is absolutely wonderful and makes me smile and laugh every time. Please never stop, it’s what makes your shows so lovely and honestly nobody else could do it justice. ❤️
This is what I need after a shite day at work. More blaze plz!
Hope today is a better day. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
Simon: "Maybe you've grown tired of this and decided to leave."
Me: "No. No, I don't think I will."
Mate i remember that"Bedknobs and Broomsticks" used to fk me up as a kid. Idk why just a creepy film for sure. Great video Sir Simon.As always. RUclips land would be a miserable dreary dreadful place to be without you, Good Sir. 👍😎👍
I LOVED Bedknobs and Broomsticks. I still remember the words to all the songs.
@@roxannepearls901 oh wow Roxanne. Idk why it used to freak me out so bad but it sure did. Lol its been so long since ive seen it. And Watership Down was great. Willow.All those old good movies.
_Bobbing along, bobbing along at the bottom of the beautiful briny sea..._
Gotta love movies made for kids about Nazis and the kids don't understand any of that plot at all.
22:35 THAT was enough for me to figure out what song you wanted to remember!!
It's "Pixies -Debaser" 😎🎸
ruclips.net/video/PVyS9JwtFoQ/видео.html
I like that Simon is the Disney Pinokio scared the shit out of him, while the original book ending was like, and Pinokio was hanged for his crimes, the end. Before the publisher made the author change it for marketing reasons.
What Disney children's movie has tragically orphaned children who get into situations that totally traumatize the little children in the target audience?
ALL OF THEM
BB is your best channel because of the energy and ranting. Don’t ever stop.
I ONLY watch this channel and CC from you, but I listen or watch to every single video on both channels with notification bell and stuff, usually at work downloaded. Ramble on, rambler.
I am so happy to see these back! I hope you had an excellent holiday
EDIT: It's totally Debaser by The Pixies you're right and I totally tried answering that before finishing the video lol
I am 100% here for Factboi's rambles. Well, like 75% for Factboi, 10% for memelord Sam, 10% for Danny's weird stories of Rotherham and Johnny Sausage, and 5% for content and useful stuff.
Fast and Furious should have ended after Paul Walker's death. The end of the 6th movie was a perfect send-off. But money lol. And now they're absolute garbage not even made for a western audience. The last movie made way more internationally than at home, with the vast majority of international sales coming from China. That's why John Cena apologized in mandarin for calling Taiwan a country. Couldn't lose out on the target market.
It's called the brave little toaster and, even though I am not a Disney fan, I love that movie. It's a kids movie but it deals with some fairly serious thematic elements
You think too highly of us that we want the content and facts and such on Brain Blaze. Over half of us are here for your stories, ramblings, and the little snippets of you and your captive writers lives
Yes Pinocchio. My middle son was terrified of the bizarre elephants dancing scene in Dumbo.
Business blaze is my favourite channel simon does always happy when i see a video in the sub feed
I watch this channel for the rambling and tangents! Love your other channels, but it’s so relaxing to listen to the rambling.
I thought 'Rubber' was quietly hilarious. And Holy Mountain is a riot if you're on the same amount of drugs as the people who made it. Rather like Barbarella though for different reasons.
The movies I can't believe get made are usually kids movies, ie ones where animals excel at sports. There was one about a monkey who wins a downhill ski tournament. There was a movie in the 1970s starring Don Knotts about a high school football coach who finds a donkey who can kick field goals in football. Makes wonder about the movies that were pitched and didn't get made.
As "cute" as a somehow intelligent VW Beetle might be, it's a dubious concept at best, and lends at least some credibility to questioning the sanity of anyone at a studio that would "green light" such a thing...
BUT I've (regretably) sat through "The Killer Eyeball from Outer Space"... in which not only did it not seem to kill anyone, the thing was more of a tentacular rape-monster than much of a violent... well... anything... if memory serves (and it better, because I already resent the time I've wasted on that thing, and I refuse to watch it again)...
SO yeah... There is INDEED a solid reason for questioning "What the HELL got pitched that didn't get made???" ;o)
Anyone else yelling at the screen, “Not Dumbo! You’re thinking of Pinocchio!” as if Fact Boi could actually hear you? No? Just me?
Toddling off now…
Sam, these memes, *Chef's Kiss* So good.
Rambles that show you as a devoted dad.... terrific! Btw: I watch *all* the credits if it's a good film.
I loved The Brave Little Toaster!
Yesssss blaze time ❤️ watching the cancellation of a cash craven soul in real time
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
*NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE*
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
I come for the tangents, memes, and fart noises.
And the long introductions and random dark asides from Danny.
Also, I love Callum's and Kevin's sick sense of humor. Jen and Sam are amazing.
I am made of tangents. If someone asks me what I'm thinking about, I can talk for an hour about nothing and everything.
I remember Rubber. I watched that and Human Centipede at like 5X speed and skipped around and slowed down if I saw something interesting. My husband got me a Human Centipede card for Valentine's Day one year. For me it's on the level of the weird dead animal cards people sent each other back in the day.
Humans do absurd things to amuse ourselves, and humans that come after us are like wtf were they doing? I often wonder if the "ritual" artifacts (if not sex toys) recovered from dig sites or archives aren't usually humans just messing around being weird and silly.
Yes it 100% was Pinocchio that you were remembering, the point of that part of that part of the story was supposed to be "Drinking and smoking can turn anyone into a Jackass"
Omg the eyeball slicing killed me! 🤣 I thought it was just gonna be the moon thing and then... 🤢🤮 Like i don't care what kinda eyeball it was, eyeball stuff freaks me out too! Also, like many others I am here for the rambling, stories and amazing memes.
😂 a lot of kids movies are horrifying. It builds character
We should make a drinking game for every time Simon interrupts the scrip
You know how many people would die from alcohol poisoning? Let's do it, lol.
@@blackc1479 If they die they die
look forward to these videos every week
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
*NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE*
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
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Absolutely lost it at the Skeletor meme. Didn't see it coming and I should know better by now! Later, Simon performing the ".....No." meme himself, then almost leaving frame when describing the holy pilgrimage and saying "Just going for my coffee". 😂😂 Ah sh!+....!
Saw the title, immediately thought of Rubber. Great film if your in the right frame of mind.
Oh how we missed you over Christmas 🤪