With this comment I started thinking. It’s like messmer’s on punishment after marika basically left him in the land of shadow until she tells him to come out. Now he’s sitting in a dark room😭
Tarnished: _Don’t be intimidated, Tarnished! Try to imagine them in their underwear…_ Elden Ring Bosses: Tarnished: _OH NO, THEY’RE _*_HOOOOOT!!_* Godrick: Strips Tarnished: _…Most of them anyway._
The massive cloak makes it look somewhat normal, until you realize the cloak isn't all that oversized and his body is actually just massively huge in comparison to his like normal human sized head
You may think he is a Fatman but it's just for show, it's his armor, behind his fat ass armor is a muscular man who will beat your ass into submission.
they're actually insanely thorough for not only modelling the entire mess of godrick for example, but even mocapping the dancing lion dudes assuming actual poses and shit, when they could have just rigged the visible parts for a general effect
The amount of effort they put into those guy's animations is insane too, there's videos of the fight without the costume that show it off. It makes me wonder if they were originally intended to be more visible during the fight at some point in development, bc it's really impressive.
@@cameroo52 It's funny to think they put a lot of work into their animations without their costumes because they know players will remove them just to see what they would look like.
"Erm mr RUclipsr . . . Rennala has clothes on too". thought everyone. There's probably a reason Radagon left Rennala for himself, so maybe there nothing down there? Kinda goes along with what ur saying? Anyways I gotta go, I can smell the horny-bonk chasing me. . .
It must be hell getting dressed in the morning for Messmer. “Oh, drat! Move thy headeth out of the wayeth! Gah! Foul serpents plague me no more! Move thine own self!”.
Fun fact about Messmer: He was confirmed to be on par with all the other demigods. But Messmer doesn't have a great rune, whereas everyone else does. Goes to show just how powerful he REALLY was.
i agree so much!! also the idea of shedding clothes in a second phase only to get more powerful even tho they'd be naked is kind of intimidating to.... so i really liked that with maliketh and wish it could've been canon even tho his armor is beautiful
Keep the body armour, shows his former status, but revealing his face would've been neat since it's otherwise always so hidden. His facial features are far more intimidating than his usual head piece.
@@lsfaraone i was actually thinking the opposite oddly enough 😭😭 the blinding head armor feels more relevant to his themes.... plus his face looks so angry and i don't think that's the exact range of emotions he's feeling here.... so the ambiguity of not seeing his face makes it more haunting to me!!
Agreed, I was shocked by how much detail they put into his face considering we as the player can barely see it. He even has grey hair on his face to show his age.
11:15 I like how the serpents seem to keep watch so the player can't just surprise-attack Messmer from behind. The upper serpent even turns back around.
@DashBolt I mean, considering that the sword is probably his spine, he should have been flopping on the floor, but instead, it seems he grew a second spine to compensate
@K.izm.a No. Or at least, probably not. He refers to Marika as his mother, and I doubt any of the demigods besides perhaps Miquella know about the whole Marika/Radagon situation. Given his red hair (a trait unique to Radagon's children), he can't be born of Godfrey. So his parents are almost definitely Radagon and Marika, either as a new generation that wasn't known before the DLC, or as part of Miquella and Malenia's generation.
I honestly would've preferred if Godrick had inadvertently burned off his cloak with the dragon. Whether out of some desperation to hold onto what little power he has left, or out of some delusion that all that grafting would actually work, he loses all inhibition as he shouts, "BEAR WITNESS!!!" It's fitting for him.
Now I understand 4:12 Malenia : I wish I was deaf . It's a good thing we never faced in battle morgott . I don't think I can figure while retching. Mohg : brother plz stop talking . It's making your body move in unnatural ways . Godric : I wish I could wash my eyes. I can give u grafting discount . It ll be a hell of a job but I bet I can make even this look better . Mohg to Morgott : brother I think you should take godric advice .
@@El_payaso2006 I'd like to think that miquella somehow randomly heard two soldiers talking about how big radahn balls might be and miquella just started drooling
I mean messmer is literally in his room so that’s on us
So that's why he had his legs all spread and it was dark when I entered. 😂
At least he's wearing pants. Hoarah Loux let his dogs out on us lmao.
With this comment I started thinking. It’s like messmer’s on punishment after marika basically left him in the land of shadow until she tells him to come out. Now he’s sitting in a dark room😭
M O N G R E L I N T R U D E R
messmer fans were punching the air when they saw him covered but hoarah loux had it all out in the breeze 😂
Tarnished: "Don't panic! Just imagine them in their underwear!"
Bosses of Elden Ring and its DLC:
Tarnished: _Don’t be intimidated, Tarnished! Try to imagine them in their underwear…_
Elden Ring Bosses:
Tarnished: _OH NO, THEY’RE _*_HOOOOOT!!_*
Godrick: Strips
Tarnished: _…Most of them anyway._
Lmaoo suddenly I remember Charli xcx's song "guess"
"You wanna guess the color of my underwear? 😜" 😭😭😭😭
Rennala would have been too hot.
@@goingblarghDon’t insult Mr Graftussy
Tarnished: Oh no their are horrible!!
Hoarah Loux is terrifying, imagine mid fight he strips naked and shouts a new identity while running at top speed to hold you.
Hoarah Loux charging at me with his huge cock dingling off knees and beastial roar is pure nightmare fuel
Diddy loux
i was more shocked about the dancing lion ngl
@@DetectiveQuackFFlock More like Daddy Loux
Judge Holden vibes
Never realized how comicly small morgot's head is
Bro built like Guru Hasanabi
The massive cloak makes it look somewhat normal, until you realize the cloak isn't all that oversized and his body is actually just massively huge in comparison to his like normal human sized head
@@jooot_6850Margot is a gym rat
The camera panning over to Messmer just sitting there in his underwear is PEAK comedy
Morgott coming down the stairs like we’re a burglar who broke into his house in the dead of night and woke him up.
I mean, we kind of are
Maliketh really said "Alright bro that enough time to get freaky *gets naked*"
Morgott, The Hobo King
this killed me hahahaha
WHAT IS THY BUSINESS????
Those stripped, of the grace of clothes…
Shall all met death, in the embrace of Messmer's snake
Shall all meet death, in the embrace of Messmer's -18 inch- snakes.
...Shall all meet death. In the embrace of Messmer's 18 inches.
Shall all met death, in the embrace of the beach episode
Shall all meet bed
Mongrel intruder, I had just steppeth out of mine shower.
Rellana: It should've been me! Not her! It's not fair!
Rellana is seething
This
Does he even take showers
My biggest gripe with Messmer's design is that for all his weird anatomy and body horror, his snakes look so friendly.
Right? They're just googly eyed danger noodles.
Well, they are friendly. To him.
i mean that's how non venomous snakes look i think
u guys r so cute
Honestly, they really do. Just such a no thoughts, head empty "who are you?" expression .
Hoarah Loux thought he was in Fear and Hunger and didn't hesitate to show his stinger
Thank god he did.
Hoarah Loux just turns into Florida Man for his second phase.
Hoarah Loux's censorship was honestly the funniest part of this LMAO
Got his axe hanging out there
The Great Ass of Godfrey, First Elden Lord.
now im confused tho. did they actually model his pp?
If it was in the actual game, I would have been more intimidated than when he killed the lion with bare hands.
@@moneychange2920With or without the censorship he definitely has a great axe down there.
@@Zanemob Nah it was small, that's why Marika ditched him.
Thank god they never gave the Godskin Noble a cutscene.
You may think he is a Fatman but it's just for show, it's his armor, behind his fat ass armor is a muscular man who will beat your ass into submission.
They would still look basically the same
"Jokes on you! I'm into that shit"
amusingly hes jacked under that fat skin
nooo i wanna see them nakey too :(
they're actually insanely thorough for not only modelling the entire mess of godrick for example, but even mocapping the dancing lion dudes assuming actual poses and shit, when they could have just rigged the visible parts for a general effect
Especially Horah Loux, that was in no way necessary, but they still did it. And god do I love them for it.
@@ezrabaeza992 when you do work, you want to reach perfection, if you're passionate that is
The amount of effort they put into those guy's animations is insane too, there's videos of the fight without the costume that show it off. It makes me wonder if they were originally intended to be more visible during the fight at some point in development, bc it's really impressive.
The first time I fought the dancing lion I thought “it wouldn’t surprise me if there are fully modeled humans under here” and sure enough
@@cameroo52 It's funny to think they put a lot of work into their animations without their costumes because they know players will remove them just to see what they would look like.
Oh Margit, you can extinguish my flame anytime.
Why are people atractted to margit he just an o- 3:12
"Tabby seriously wtf..."
Wish the hands of the Fell Omen would brook ME no quarter😩
TIMESTAMPS FOR THE FREAKS:
0:00 Margit
0:49 Godrick
2:54 Morgott
4:34 Maliketh
5:49 Hoarah Loux
6:58 Radagon
8:29 Divine Beast Dancing Lion
9:45 Messmer
12:45 Midra
THANKS A LOT
The Dancing Lion actually just being two dudes in one costume somehow makes it possibly the most disturbing boss of the whole game.
tysm
no malenia 🥲
@@Acezion-_-she’s already naked…
I see why Radagon leaving made Rennala go insane.
I'd go mad too if I lost that bakery
Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave
Nah fr we all know that radagon inherits that ass from marika
"Erm mr RUclipsr . . . Rennala has clothes on too". thought everyone.
There's probably a reason Radagon left Rennala for himself, so maybe there nothing down there? Kinda goes along with what ur saying?
Anyways I gotta go, I can smell the horny-bonk chasing me. . .
Bro thicc
It must be hell getting dressed in the morning for Messmer. “Oh, drat! Move thy headeth out of the wayeth! Gah! Foul serpents plague me no more! Move thine own self!”.
😂😭💀✍️🔥
HISS!!!!
I beg thy pardon, it got stucketh on thy head.
i’m crying where did you
learn shakespearean english
That would imply that Messmer doesn't just sit in his edgy chair 24/7
Begone, long one!
Radagon knew what he was doing with that pose.
It's so much more threatening this way lol
Got a sudden urge to bake
He's got them Elden Cheeks
RadaGYATT
My ass could NOT be the tarnished 😭😭😭
There’s a severe lack of Moghussy in this video
Well, i mean, im pretty sure they didn't model anything under his "pijama"
@@watchlatertv a man can dream :(
some guy removed mohg's robe and he literally has more clothes underneath his robe, he kinda looks like a regular guy wearing a shirt and pants lol
@@creeperYT9824 Normal Fit underneath the 50,000 rune robe
Should I be concerned with my mental state with how quickly i clicked on "naked elden ring people"?
Nah you're good
Fun fact about Messmer: He was confirmed to be on par with all the other demigods. But Messmer doesn't have a great rune, whereas everyone else does. Goes to show just how powerful he REALLY was.
Makes sense why he is difficult
Was he stated to be on par in terms of strength? I just thought that meant he was on equal footing hierarchy wise.
@@BingusBungos ah yes his main weakness an ng+ 3 character on a moonveil build
where was that stated?
Heavenly restricted
Messmer didn't inherit either of his parents cake and I think that's the real reason he was cast into the shadow of the erdtree.
oml your right, bro's not packing
Poor guy is only snakes and bones :(
He did inherit his (assuming it is Radagon) father's chest tho
@@Ravager-u2v youre saying eighteen inches isnt enough??
Because he is godskin apostle brother or cousin
honestly that shot of Maliketh without the mask is even more intimidating than how he is normally to me
i agree so much!! also the idea of shedding clothes in a second phase only to get more powerful even tho they'd be naked is kind of intimidating to.... so i really liked that with maliketh and wish it could've been canon even tho his armor is beautiful
Keep the body armour, shows his former status, but revealing his face would've been neat since it's otherwise always so hidden. His facial features are far more intimidating than his usual head piece.
@@lsfaraone i was actually thinking the opposite oddly enough 😭😭 the blinding head armor feels more relevant to his themes.... plus his face looks so angry and i don't think that's the exact range of emotions he's feeling here.... so the ambiguity of not seeing his face makes it more haunting to me!!
I was just coming to say thst
Agreed, I was shocked by how much detail they put into his face considering we as the player can barely see it. He even has grey hair on his face to show his age.
**This video is sponsored by, Miquella**
8:20 bro checking if we were looking.
"O' Death. Become my blade, once more."
**Strips**
LOL, I will say though, holy shit I wish they had his face in the final design. Maliketh's face looks awesome
🥴🥴🥴🥴😜🤪🤭🤭🤭
@@garretiswright8532I had to take a screenshot that was badass
@@garretiswright8532 Yea the helm honestly is a downgrade
"I have give thee courtesy enough" suddenly became a lot more scary
NAWWWWW
😂😂😂
Ngl, Maliketh looks like a Bloodborne boss without the armor.
@@kenw4574 Reminds me of Beast-Possessed Soul.
He is probably Amelia's cousin lol
Creepier. 5:40 is the stuff of nightmares. That face is threatening.
@@BulldogFromHell agreed, legitimately scary!
Great One Beast)
2:49 no thanks i do NOT want to bear witness to THAT
Lmao
That censor axe came in clutch
Given Radagon's model... I guess we can finally conclude that the cake was NOT in fact, a lie...
You mean the Elden bakery
@@miriamemanueleforneris3701Elden bakery, oh Elden bakery... Shatered by croissants, or pancakes
Turn into the red-haired harlot
Ass of war
Nudist Beach: Elden Ring Edition
Ijbol💀💀
Wonderful joke
Morgott: "You are still the ugliest thing here, Tarnished."
Does that mean the Tarnished is Ryuko and Marika Satsuki?
Nuuudist beachh
Not showing Mohg in his goofy pjyamas was dissappointing
And malenia, renalla fire giant, and radhan, plus consort radhan
@@flippythefloppyfish5473 i NEED to see miquella
@@wheaytAYOOO
@wheayt I didn't wanna say it but 🤤🤤🤤
@@flippythefloppyfish5473 i need millicent.
Godfrey: "Now come give uncle Loux a HUG"
Tarnished: "turnthemodoff turnthemodoff turnthemodoff.....+"
Saw messmer and the words cloth parts removed, immediate watch.
We didn't ask but thou delivereth.
*thou hast delivered (sorry)
The fine desert it is
Really puts a spin on ‘I’ve given thee courtesy enough’
He’s going to give thee something else
11:15 I like how the serpents seem to keep watch so the player can't just surprise-attack Messmer from behind. The upper serpent even turns back around.
They protecting messmer from the back shots
@@OnionBro_9any snake bite is worth it
@@OnionBro_9 spoiler alert: it didn't work
Because messmer is blind. He has fake grace "bulb" eye to block the base serpent😢
Suddenly Godrick becomes a lot more intimidating when he orders you to kneel while completely naked
😂😂 bruh
"Now i fight as Hoarah Loux! WARRIOR!"
Tarnished: nose bleeds anime style.
Corny asf
Maliketh has such kind cute eyes. I finally saw them.
5:20
@@JohanKylanderdogs named "princess":
he’s literally the embodiment of death
@@K.izm.a Can I pet that dawg?🤠
Bro what the fuck do you think are mean scary eyes if you think his eyes are kind and cute
Midra, who is already mostly naked:
I find it weird how he dramatically grows in size after whopping him
@@YEY0806Frenzy Flame prefers guys over 6' 😞.
@@YEY0806 He's a grower not a shower
@@YEY0806tbf, he did just pull out that big ass sword, which had hooks all over his body, so I can imagine that itd pull a bunch of his body
@DashBolt I mean, considering that the sword is probably his spine, he should have been flopping on the floor, but instead, it seems he grew a second spine to compensate
EIGHTEEN INCHES OF MESSMER
😭😭😭😭😭
That's why Rellana left Caria
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystemISNT RELLANA HIS AUNT?!
@K.izm.a No. Or at least, probably not. He refers to Marika as his mother, and I doubt any of the demigods besides perhaps Miquella know about the whole Marika/Radagon situation. Given his red hair (a trait unique to Radagon's children), he can't be born of Godfrey. So his parents are almost definitely Radagon and Marika, either as a new generation that wasn't known before the DLC, or as part of Miquella and Malenia's generation.
🔥🔥🔥
The dancing lion's bodies are just posing comically, it's fantastic. Borderline bizarre even.
7:58 damn, I had no idea that Radagon was cracking so badly.
Hoarah Loux: naked but boots just in case of rain
I can see why Marika picked Godfrey as her first consort,the dudes packing a serious axe down there.
Is this the Freaky Ring that people are talking about recently?
Elden ring if it was good (👅)
With the new shadow of the freak tree DLC
shadow of the turdtree
if you ever felt useless remember they put midra here
Ngl some of them actually look slightly MORE intimidating without clothes. Especially Morgott.
Is no one talking about the dancing lion? Without the lion mask, it looks like 2 monks about to do some dragon style fighting
"Radagon's ass, you must be 'ungry"
There must be something about Radagon if there is such a saying about Marika, so you might he just right...
That’s good
"Radagon's ass, I do suppose that in this circumstance you may be wanting for some boiled prawn"
Hoarah Lewd
Fuck lmfao
Whore-a Lewd?
LMAO
Whoare lewd
Horror Lewd
Radagon got more cake than Marika 💀💀
She got dem thighs though💀🔍
*radagon has marika's cake
@@maybecoolperson7466 iirc Radagon's model is actually more caked up, which had to be a conscious design decision, but which I find understandable
on god
🧢 marika has way more, there is video on her character model
2:13 in x2 speed
Goonrick
Therapist: Naked Margit: isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Naked Margit: 0:12
Holy... I'm Elden Bricked up
broooo
Are you kidding me? In front of my salad?
we have the same profile pic 😮
@@6footdarkskin335 IT HAS A DIFFERENT ANGLE?
"Why did you click on the video Tarnished?"
ngl for radagon
Curiosity.
excuse you, I'm just your average fromsoft body horn and hair lore enthusiast
@menk4 real
Godskin Noble
naked Godrick is- and I can't stress this enough- nightmare fuel
More like we can’t dress this enough. More layers, please
cowardice
one mans trash is another mans treasure
He looks like a resident evil boss
If that's nightmare fuel to you, then I can't imagine what your reaction would be to a certain type of artwork of Godrick.
I honestly would've preferred if Godrick had inadvertently burned off his cloak with the dragon.
Whether out of some desperation to hold onto what little power he has left, or out of some delusion that all that grafting would actually work, he loses all inhibition as he shouts, "BEAR WITNESS!!!"
It's fitting for him.
Damn, I thought that the serpent was just kind of sitting around Messmer, didn't expect it to be actually embedded in his body. That's a neat detail
1:53 godrick got tired of the missing texture on his hand so that’s the real reason he cut it off
It's not a missing texture that's bone
8:20 “what are you looking at?”
Starting to think Marika didn't choose Godfrey purely for his martial skills. She was playing Crouching Lion, Hide the Dragon.
Messmer the Impaler now seems a fitting title.
Marika's hips usher in order.
New fear: Godfrey charging at me to throw me down while nude in his second phase
Good grief, he's naked!
Thatd make paying attention to the fight harder ngl, though it wouldnt be the only hard thing
New kink: Godfrey charging at me to throw me down while nude in his second phase
With it slapping his belly as he’s gunning towards you 😂
Messmer built like a one piece villain frfr
He wouldn't be out of place in op...but still would
marfans syndrome build.
He's got that Kuma build.
Same with Morgott
Radagon of the golden Bakery.
Me Waiting for the Melina Cutscenes: 👀
Anyone else fkn FREEZE when they saw Maliketh's eyes?
"I have given thee courtesy enough" *-Godfrey, First Elden Lord while pulling out his Elden Wiener* [He must have said that to Marika some time]
Elden schlong
Summer is brutal in Lands Between.
Temperature so high they had to strip naked
„Those stripped of the grace of cloth, shall all meet death in the imbrace of Messmer‘s thighs“
Shall all meet bed
@@Fig-n4p don’t mind if I do…
Now I understand 4:12
Malenia : I wish I was deaf . It's a good thing we never faced in battle morgott . I don't think I can figure while retching.
Mohg : brother plz stop talking . It's making your body move in unnatural ways .
Godric : I wish I could wash my eyes. I can give u grafting discount . It ll be a hell of a job but I bet I can make even this look better .
Mohg to Morgott : brother I think you should take godric advice .
Raykard:familyyyyy,joinnn kiiiiiiinggggg
Radagon you have GYAAAATTT to stop bro.💀
3D artists who had to model the crotches under all the character's clothes:
"FINALLY, some recognition.
...Wait did I put underwear on Hoar...oh crap"
ok now godrick truly looks like one of the jar shamans. like i can see the similiarities.
Probably the crime of Godefroy was the art of grafting during the reign of the Erdtree, since it clearly is inspired in the hornsent jar thing
9:55 Rellana joined the chat
“FOREFATHERS, ONE AND ALL… BEAR WITNESS!”
*gets naked*
We know why we clicked the video...
I wanted Radagon ass
Imagine getting hit by Radahns balls
🤤
@@Thumb_ Miquella:
@@El_payaso2006 I'd like to think that miquella somehow randomly heard two soldiers talking about how big radahn balls might be and miquella just started drooling
It's basically that QTE from the south park game where you have to dodge your dad's sack
SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT
The Tarnished, everywhere they turn: GOOD GRIEF THEY'RE NAKED!
Imagine godrick had grafted 12 goddicks onto himself
Definitely something he would do
Why else would he have so many hands
@@aquam135 lmao
Or like, literally a dick of a fire giant
Then where would he shit out of?
mesmer and his long red snake(literally one eyed, the joke builds upon itselfeth)
Enter Boss room:
Tarnished: “Good Grief, he’s naked!”
Hmmm, could've done without seeing Margit's ol' gray pubic forest but thank you for your contribution to the ER community...i guess.
I'd gladly get lost in that forest, if you catch my drift heeeeeh
😂
"FOUL TARNISHED...!"
"OMG, IT WASN'T YOUR TAIL! IT HADN'T BE YOUR TAIL ALL ALONG!"
Never have I clicked upon a thumbnail so fast. Good job.
🤨📸
Margitt is stacked n jacked. He normally looks like a hunch back.
Elden ring had so many amazing bosses.
Margit/morgott and godrick was the perfect set up for the game.
Enjoyed them both very much.
"Elden nude can't hurt you, it is not real"
Elden nude :
I didn’t realize that a lot of the main characters body have that tree like texture. There’s so much tree stuff in this game
finger stuff too
We actually got the Freaky Ring DLC
godrick looks like a resident evil monster
Godrick actually looks so much cooler and grotesque without the clothes.
10:32 " The only one who is stripped here is you messmer "
bet that that stinky boi was preparing for rellana
thank you so much for the messmer cutscene you have changed my life completely
morgott still have his chadfrey genes despite being an omen i see
Surprisingly he didn't skip leg day but his father did
Sometimes I forget how Morgott is only slightly less jacked than his dad. If strength warrants a crown than he deserved to become the Lord of Leyndell
Margit and Horah Loux without clothes - still very intimidating
Maliketh without clothes - DOGGY :D