Unlikely Things To Say When Running For US President | Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Unlikely Things To Say When Running For US President | Mock The Week
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    Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here! We're uploading your favourite Mock The Week clips featuring Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan, Stewart Francis, Hugh Dennis and more every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
    Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.

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  • @ajakuk1
    @ajakuk1 4 года назад +299

    when the mess up is funnier than the comedy. bless you, Hugh.

    • @paulhubbard9288
      @paulhubbard9288 4 года назад +31

      Hugh Dennis is head and shoulders above the rest - the odd f*ck up is allowable. He’s a very funny, and clever, man.

    • @ajakuk1
      @ajakuk1 4 года назад +17

      @@paulhubbard9288 He is brilliant. the amount of time he made me spit out a cup of tea. well, i couldn't count on my fingers. lol

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад +8

      @@ajakuk1 james acaster agrees

    • @iampete8692
      @iampete8692 4 года назад +12

      @@romainsavioz5466 ...God damn I love these peaches

    • @That_Doctor_Del_Fella
      @That_Doctor_Del_Fella 4 года назад +6

      @@romainsavioz5466 "Hugh always said I was the wind beneath his wings."

  • @glowinthedarkspider3118
    @glowinthedarkspider3118 4 года назад +191

    Hugh Dennis is a gift to humanity

    • @frowningJoker
      @frowningJoker 4 года назад +2

      Vaccine for Covid-19 is gonna be a gift to humanity.

    • @marcelmoreau2733
      @marcelmoreau2733 4 года назад +2

      Too bad he cant be returned as we dont have the receipt.
      Can he be regifted to another group?

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 4 года назад +135

    "The new candidate's name is...Anybody. Seriously Anybody."

  • @kate_cooper
    @kate_cooper Год назад +4

    I think this is one of Hugh's best rounds.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +109

    "As the media has confirmed, everything I said was true."

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 4 года назад +208

    "Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

  • @martinthemartian
    @martinthemartian 4 года назад +8

    as an american i fully endorse hugh dennis for our president

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 года назад +47

    “When you’re famous they let you, you know, grab them by the .”

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 4 года назад +5

      I'm still confused as to how you grab someone by their cat...

  • @tedweird
    @tedweird 4 года назад +39

    Could you please put the original air date in the description?

  • @paulbennett2284
    @paulbennett2284 4 года назад +60

    “Yes, I shot KFC!”

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 4 года назад +7

      Colonel sanders noooooooo!

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 4 года назад +6

      When I read your comment I read it as JFK. I only realized my mistake when I was at the part were Hugh says it.😅

  • @glowinthedarkspider3118
    @glowinthedarkspider3118 4 года назад +15

    NO WE CANT 🤣🤣

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 4 года назад +17

    As an American.... This here is perfect

  • @nigeljames6017
    @nigeljames6017 4 года назад +3

    “Thick as pig shit” never a truer word.....

  • @daniel__1386
    @daniel__1386 4 года назад +29

    *walks up*
    “I am Hilary Clinton...”
    *walks away*

  • @raphaeltoast
    @raphaeltoast 2 года назад +2

    "Good morning America, I'm glad you elected me as your President. I'll put soda in the water fountains"
    -President Jon Jafari

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 4 года назад +34

    My entry: *LISA SIMPSON 2024.*

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 4 года назад +3

    0:32 anyone reckon this is what George W first said on his campaign lol 😂
    Also 3:32 had me rofl 😂

  • @kristinebellamy5249
    @kristinebellamy5249 4 года назад +50

    “My name is Joe Exotic”

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder 4 года назад +1

      He actually ran for president. So not that unlikely.

    • @kristinebellamy5249
      @kristinebellamy5249 4 года назад

      Joachim Schoder Shhh. I know ;-)

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 4 года назад +1

      @@joachimschoder oh wow it's almost like he was making a joke about thay

  • @annmariebuscema6506
    @annmariebuscema6506 4 года назад +9

    Hugh brilliant absolutely hilarious

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад +1

      ann marie buscema “Hugh is absolutely brilliantly hilarious!” 😊

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +2

      “I’m gonna start that again ‘cause I f**ked that up.”

  • @nelsonricardo3729
    @nelsonricardo3729 4 года назад +3

    This bridge has been crossed. We can't uncross it.

  • @richardtickler8555
    @richardtickler8555 4 года назад +3

    At this point nothings unlikely anymore

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 4 года назад +8

    I've always wondered how Dara scores the comedians

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 3 года назад +8

      Dara mentioned once, it might've been edited out and thus showed up in a Too Hot For TV clip, the points don't matter; the show was invented by the same guy who came up with Whose Line Is It Anyway and QI; QI's scoring system is labyrinthine and WLIIA notoriously uses nonsensical scoring

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 года назад +6

      He said in an episode (it might have been cut from the final broadcast) before the stand-up round:
      "The winner is the team I judge to produce the funniest stuff. Not really, I just pick the winners at random. Please stop writing in to us."

  • @commentor93
    @commentor93 4 года назад +20

    Isn't this a reupload? The original was from 2014.

    • @AFord1981
      @AFord1981 4 года назад +3

      They are not filming right now for some reason!

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 4 года назад +4

      Adam Ford how weird, I wonder why that would be.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 4 года назад +2

      @@JasperJanssen I was genuinely thinking why before I remembered the reason nobody's trying to drag me out off my room right now.

  • @joachimschoder
    @joachimschoder 4 года назад +73

    And strangely ALL of them are still more qualified than Trump.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 4 года назад +13

      That's not strange in the slightest.
      My cats are both more qualified than trump, and all their policies probably involve some form of cat-based revolution.

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 года назад +8

      Nearly everybody on earth is more qualified than Trump. Even a comatose person would do less damage.

    • @esthermclauchlan3146
      @esthermclauchlan3146 4 года назад +4

      @@DrStrangelove3891 not really it's what they say when they know there isnt actually ANY evidence to support their viewpoint that will stand up to scrutiny.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 3 года назад

      @Jan Verhoeven so are you saying Trump's own Twitter account is biased and edited to hell? asking for a friend

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 года назад

      @@CorvusCorone68 not gonna lie, dude needs to learn diplomacy and he does talk shit. He's not a politician and he can be mean for no reason.
      But he's at least running America like a business and the economy is picking up.
      Plus he's the first person to be nominated for a peace prize for actually helping towards peace. He's been brokering peace deals all over the place.
      But no, let's believe everyone else, call him every buzzword insult and say that he's never done anything good at any point ever.

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад +3

    “No more bending over backwards!” 😊

  • @gothnerd887
    @gothnerd887 Год назад

    2:13 *shouting from the crowd* you sound like a crazy animal crossing character!

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 4 года назад +1

    "Together, we will Fuck America Up And Down"
    My entry

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 4 года назад +3

    1:13 trump to a tee lol

  • @the0siren0of0night
    @the0siren0of0night 4 года назад +5

    "Things Tronald Dump would say..."

  • @taudvore259
    @taudvore259 4 года назад +1

    “And I would like to introduce you to the next President of the United States of America, wearing red... Lizzie Windsor”
    Gute Nacht.

  • @kylito23
    @kylito23 4 года назад +6

    The truth

  • @CalvinLimuel
    @CalvinLimuel 4 года назад +3

    "I shot gay JFK."

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      “Oh, okay then. I was afraid you meant the real one.”

  • @ellehull9576
    @ellehull9576 3 года назад +2

    I love how American accents are always Texas or New York...or apparently British

  • @ManofSteel4910
    @ManofSteel4910 4 года назад +5

    1:30 is big talk from a country ruled by one.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      I’m pretty sure this was before Boris Johnson came along.

  • @scottfreckle237
    @scottfreckle237 3 года назад +1

    I apologise, I don't know his name, but the guy in the bright red shirt won it for me

    • @BreninRJM
      @BreninRJM 3 года назад

      its nathan caton

  • @OliTheMonarchy
    @OliTheMonarchy 2 года назад

    “I’m a good person”

  • @eddiehogg1679
    @eddiehogg1679 4 года назад +20

    Next one should be Unlikely things for Donald Trump to say

    • @elephantsmemory3142
      @elephantsmemory3142 4 года назад +3

      Unlikely things for normal people but not for him

    • @Daliachan
      @Daliachan 4 года назад +17

      it would basically just be anything coherent

    • @elephantsmemory3142
      @elephantsmemory3142 4 года назад +1

      @@Daliachan Nice one

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +5

      He’s already taken the funny ones for himself.

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +2

      Eric Burkheimer Covfefe!

  • @duncanbryson1167
    @duncanbryson1167 4 года назад +1

    2.15 - sadly true. Paula White "speaks" in tongues.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      2:06
      She didn’t run for President, she just committed herself to one.

  • @MamaMeansFatherInGeorgian
    @MamaMeansFatherInGeorgian 4 года назад +2

    1:41

  • @Wolfways
    @Wolfways 4 года назад +5

    "There is no god."

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 4 года назад +3

    It’s always interesting to hear how British people think American accents sound.

    • @busesinbathbristol5899
      @busesinbathbristol5899 4 года назад +4

      Same the other way as well

    • @taudvore259
      @taudvore259 4 года назад

      Buses in Bath & Bristol: And yet I am still to hear a Yorkshire or Birmingham accent on any American TV show. For some reason they’re all from Kensington.

    • @gdj6298
      @gdj6298 3 года назад +1

      Ever since Dick van Dyke, it's open season ! (Caw Bloimey Mawy Po' hins) :-)

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 4 года назад +3

    not Hugh's finest hour lol

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      On the contrary, it’s funnier _because_ he messed up, said he’d try it again, then _still_ messed up… but not enough to obscure the joke.

  • @georgetaylor100
    @georgetaylor100 4 года назад +1

    Aaah simpler times

  • @rjb6327
    @rjb6327 11 месяцев назад

    2:31 Isn't that the truth.

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 3 года назад +1

    Goddamn, Hugh loves those peaches.

  • @erinobrien8408
    @erinobrien8408 3 года назад +6

    Ironically watching this during the 2020 presidential election in America. I confess that alcohol is playing a large part of my evening, as I see that there are people who actually voted for trump. Again. Unbelievable! Pass the Jameson's mate.

  • @undergamer1361
    @undergamer1361 4 года назад

    3:48 You’re welcome.

  • @penny1186
    @penny1186 4 года назад +12

    they should do things likely to hear Trump say or crazy things Trump has said in the past four years

    • @skeetum8943
      @skeetum8943 4 года назад

      nah

    • @cityonfoot6023
      @cityonfoot6023 4 года назад +1

      It wouldn’t be funny since most of it would probably be true.

  • @trevingaffney9187
    @trevingaffney9187 4 года назад +3

    Anyone want to tell Ed Byrne he doesn’t get that point. 2020 showed us that that’s exactly what they can say and still get elected. We are a global shame.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 3 года назад

    I wonder if them focusing on a US accent make them mess up more.

  • @findmi2708
    @findmi2708 4 года назад

    i shot jfk, fvck, that really make me crack

  • @baseddugalle1838
    @baseddugalle1838 4 года назад

    When is this from ?

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 4 года назад

      It mentions both Trump and Clinton so 2016?

    • @baseddugalle1838
      @baseddugalle1838 4 года назад

      @@archstanton6102 could be post 2016

    • @jesseberg3271
      @jesseberg3271 4 года назад

      @@baseddugalle1838 no, this was during the campaign. Can't remember if it was 2015 or 2016, but it was during the campaign.

    • @baseddugalle1838
      @baseddugalle1838 4 года назад

      @@jesseberg3271 Ok, thanks

  • @Fairfieldfencer
    @Fairfieldfencer 4 года назад +1

    [Insert Donald Trump quote here.]

  • @kartafla
    @kartafla 4 года назад +1

    What this show needs is Colin Mochrie.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      Different show. If you want a Canadian, try Stewart Francis.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад

    My name’s joe biden I’m a democratic candidate for the United States Senate, and I’m hoping to be re-elected

  • @hoopingwithhamez
    @hoopingwithhamez 4 года назад +1

    first time ive seen a black guy on this show, he was really funny tho

    • @Loosehead
      @Loosehead 4 года назад

      "Basmati?", but my favourite of his is Blofeld and the cat.

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад

      Hooping with Hamez His name is Nathan Caton!

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 4 года назад +1

      Hooping with Hamez Person of colour? Clearly you haven’t watched this show for too long. Romesh Ranganathan, Nish Kumar - I’m just glad that Gina Yashere moved on. She was hopeless. I am guilt ridden that I cannot remember any of the other female comedians of colour, just now.

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад +1

      MatchstalkMan Andi O Sho, I think that’s her name!

  • @kristianfagerstrom7011
    @kristianfagerstrom7011 3 года назад

    Sorry, but there is nothing they can say, that can compete with the absurdities said IrL....

  • @chrisomalley50
    @chrisomalley50 4 года назад

    'Video will play after this ad'? That's the last time for me, then.

  • @richardzellers
    @richardzellers 3 года назад

    Female comedian's political joke was really "original". This show sucks

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 3 года назад

    Mock the week - the only TV series with a worse scoring system than QI because Dara seems to give the point to which ever fucking side he likes....

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 3 года назад +2

      it was set up that way by the guy who invented the show, he has a thing for improv comedy and not so much a thing for properly scored game shows; if you don't like the way the scores went, take heart in the fact that they don't matter and are purely arbitrary