The Chinese Star Wars... That no one knows about... (The Battle Wizard)
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Did i just watch a Swedish dude with no legs rant about a movie based on legs.
ruclips.net/video/LGs-4ZMyOcc/видео.html
Lemon Lowis ohhhhhhhmy god
Best comment 😩🙌🏼🙌🏼
Felix has obviously never seen Kung Pow.
Lemon Lowis that’s exactly what you watched
I am Chinese, can confirm we jump everywhere and just appear wherever we want to go next
Glad to see the Mexicans can't to that
Lmao
@@danielmallory4687 that joke made my day
@@danielmallory4687 as a Mexican I can confirm this.
Lucky!
11:42 “She then pulls out the greatest weapon of all time.”
*Pulls out meat scepter*
When they see a stranger, a chinese would say "knee how?", because it is rare in China to see healthy knees
good joke lol
Haha nice one!
It is so underrated. 10/10
Lmao very underrated joke reserved for chinese people or people like me that took chinese in high school
Insulting and hilarious. 10/10
“I was an adventurer once... then I took a laser to the knee”
Skyrim reference
I was playing skyrim righ before I saw this comment
He Has No Legs?
YellowManPewDiePie confirmed
*yellow ROBE man
399 likes! dont mess this up
I can’t like cuz 399
843th like. The likes fly by so fast.
shaggy meme
brad is clearly their editor
I used to be a Kung Fu master like you, but then I took a laser to the knee.
Same
Well done, yours was better than mine 😂
Better then an arrow to the knee.
100th like here
Skyrim vegan
Yellow robe man: has no legs
Pewdiepie: has no legs
Pewdiepie is yellow robe man?
That's pure logic right there.
This comment made my day 😂 thank you
Jonah PEWDIEPIE WENT SHOPPING FOR NO LEGGED YELLOW ROBE
hmmmmmmmmm 👀👀🤔🤔
ITS CHINESE PEWDIEPIE
Petition to make Felix wear yellow robe
you need to take this up to the reddit board and get it approved in lwiay
Rohan Gharge Felix actually wore a yellow robe in S01 E07
How bout laser fingers?
When the intro to the movie played my grandma looked up and said in Chinese “why are you watching that it’s very old”
I relate to this on a personal level
Ninja Terminator
Its a nice novel in China though
Zoid - 😂😂😂 I can imagine my grandma saying that too
*Tuan Yu literally comes in running and busting the door open*
Ninja bone girl: Don't be so sneaky
I think she meant the ninjas or whatever behind the doors and shit
Pewds: creates a movie review
Also Pewds: confuses father and son the whole movie
Wait wait wait, I don't get it. What the actual fuck was going on in the movie?
@@panzerjagertigerpelefant Main character is Duan Yu, the young guy that won't learn kung fu but soon ends up realizing he needs it. His dad is a player and gets that woman pregnant. Husband catches them and is obviously pissed so Duan Yu's dad lasers the guy's kneecaps.
That guy gets revenge, gets chicken legs, learns to breath fire and fire energy blasts.
The girl with the mask is actually Duan Yu's half sister. Chicken leg dude tries to get them to commit incest as revenge.
PewDiePie is secretly yellow robe man. This explains why he has no legs.
*Exposed*
So this is how pewds lost his legs.
FBI: Stay right where you are
@@mohil409 Hahahaha wtf
Snuffleufugus 🤯
Lord Vader had no legs...Star Wars
The author of the original novel on which this movie is based on, Jin Yong/ Gum Yung 金庸 or Louis Cha, just passed away very very recently. I’m from Hong Kong and I can tell you that people of all ages, literally all ages have read his books, which were an incredible blend of martial arts, Chinese history, philosophy and deep characterization. His works were very impactful in the Chinese-speaking world and is well known by many people. Many classical TV series and movies produced in Hong Kong were based on his books as well. I know That Pewds is fond of books, so I’m definitely recommending some of 金庸’s great works: Legend of the Condor Heroes, the return of the condor heroes, and The Smiling, Proud Wanderer. They are definitely worth a read.
You should've point to some Amazon list but your comment is way better than the top one. A
老鐵
@Jolly Pink Giant Pretty sure a company made the movies, like Sony for Marvel
yes!!
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This movie starts like how I write books: everything all at once.
Or on English class essays☠️☠️
Yes
suddenly, pineapples
My essays every time 🤣
That's called en media res right?
I'm Chinese and I have read the original novel. This movie is like the Netflix adaptation of it
Good or bad?
mocco Brainwashed Commies...sigh...
Which VPN u use ?
Brobert comedy 🤣🤣🤣
@@ayushkaushik903 The VPN I use is called living in HK, one country two system where youtube facebook and all the other stuff are allowed
Yellow Robe Man has no legs.
Chinese PewDiePie confirmed.
OMG Illuminati confirmed
all hail Chinese pewds
Now we know why he doesn't have leg
No Skyrim jokes? Okay
When you're Chinese and you understand every word the movie's saying and Pewds interpretation still cracks me up like a maniac!
HO Aplus I can relate
@@notcaaaramels same
same especially the can kill with bare hand scene
Were the captions not accurate?
dude the whole movie i was like it'S ZHENG CHUN NOT CHENG JOON
Avengers: Infinity War Alternative Ending
Thor: *goes for the head*
Thanos: You should have gone . . . for the knees.
LMAO 😂
That's in the Chinese version
LMFAO
Did his vocal chords mush those words out or somethin ?
I used to be a ninja like you, until I took a finger laser to the knee
lol
Pugglekins finger laser^
💜😂😂😂😂 you're a G for this
Big Ligma *Yi Yang finger
Do you use knee gears now?
This is the real reason Felix never shows below the waist on camera. It's not just that he doesn't have legs, but that they were finger lasered off by the Yi Yang Finger technique of the Tuan family. For us to see it, the evidence would be obvious. You don't ever mess with the Tuan family.
I’m Chinese and immediately knew what the finger attack was, and the character by extension based on him sleeping around lol. Most Chinese people are so familiar with this story that there doesn’t need to be a lot of explanation for anything, and the plot is actually very predictable.
Using snakes as 暗器 (hidden weapons), 轻功 (the jumping around), and 斗气 (battling chi signified by lasers between two people) are all very common in wuxia, which is a very big and developed genre with its unique elements that are so familiar to a Chinese audience that we don’t give any of this stuff a second thought. What you think makes this film special isn’t all that special except for the editing and the sfx that came from a time period when Hong Kong film first had the technology and tried to use it every way they could. I wish I could see the movie with fresh eyes like you have, but instead see it in the same light as movies you’re frustrated with: too predictable.
I’m a little surprised that after watching all that anime, you don’t see any similarities. 轻功 is similar to how they travel distances in Naruto for missions, jumping from tree to tree. The jump cut scenes are just a creative way to represent it without having to film the actual process for older or low budget films. 斗气 is like in certain battles when the chakras of the characters become visible and are pushing against each other. Kishimoto didn’t come up with all that stuff out of nowhere.
Very interesting, thanks for the insight!
as an asian and growing up watching wuxia films, it’s both hilarious and nostalgic :) that “weightless steps” technique never gets old lol
Pokkuti I feel the same. Wuxia was my favorite growing up. The story the movie is based on is actually my favorite. And yes! When I was little I watched for the action scenes and special moves like the “weightless steps” you’re talking about so the plot didn’t even matter lol. Never thought to analyze it like Pewds does.
Nerd
Cool comment :)
Yellow robe man got his knees cut just like Anakin Skywalker.
He got them replaced by fancy robot knees, just like Darth Vader....
same with darth maul
@@splatinumm maul was at the waist
Coincident? I think not.
It's over yellow robe man!
I have the high ground!
@@ab3ki84hayate It's like poetry, it rhymes.
The movie is edited badly but the original book is really intriguing so I highly recommend Felix to read it. I couldn’t put it down once I started to read it. The original book belongs to Wuxia category, which is basically the most important genre of Chinese novels, and the author, Jin Yong, is considered the best write of this entire category for generations. He passed away in 2018 just as Stan Lee, and to me he is basically the Chinese version of Stan Lee
BOOK REVIEW
Thank you for the recommendation.
我也认为，他如果能读一读这书就好啦
@@TsukinotakuThe original book's name of this movie is Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils.(from Wikipedia) And its Chinese name is "天龙八部" if you want to know.
Who is stan lee ?
The message you should get from this is
go for the knees
*Hits thanos in knees*YOU SHOULD'VE GONE FOR THE HEEEEAADDD! *LaUgHs MaLeFiC aNd SnApS*
Shoot from your index fingers with laser beam
on the message is men are bad news
Smart. Use Chinese owned footage because they don’t have RUclips and therefore can’t copy strike it!!
And yet no add
What about Chinese music 😶
Actually this is made in hong kong and their internet laws are different there (they have access to all america social media)
Am I dreaming or the guy at 11:17 said "What da hell" 😂
It seems it is
Lmao! He does 😂😂😂😂
What da HEEEL
I'm dying😂
15:03
You can tell that January is over when you see 6 ads in 1 video
abdula kemal stfu
Abdulla kemal I'll do it
I'm doing £1000 giveaway to new subs
my fully armed and operational battle station adblock deals with that
Ancient art of knee attack. So this is where Felix learns his moves
*Shoots knees off*
Me: Pewdiepie?
Chi-knees
@@vivekjat3853 Shy-knees
IT'S PEWDIEPIE'S ANCESTOR!
Felix is Asian confirmed.
That’s why pewds have no legs
neel mehta i love this
天龙八部 = The Battle Wizards... lmao. The Chinese name sounded way more bad ass. Unless I've mistaken, it means 'Sky Dragon Eight Parts'. It's a popular Chinese novel, and this film is a loose adaptation. Love the wacky vfx and Pewd's commentary lol
Edit: I learned that 天龙八部 actually means 'Veda, Naga, the eight legions'. It's supposed to be the eight types of immortals in Buddhist mythology. The official translation of 天龙八部, 'Demigods and Semi-Devils', sounds about right.
The overarching theme in the novel is about not being able to obtain your desires.
There's 3 main protagonists. The one featured in the movie loves his half sister but doesn't get to end up with her (depends on the version as the author revised the novels a few times).
The 2nd protagonist (featured in the new Donnie Yen movie Sakra) also suffers the same. His enemy wants to restore his dynasty and sadly for him all his effort is for nothing. Everything he wants he is denied while the 3 protagonists get all that he wants.
The 3rd one, (featured in the 1994 movie the Dragon Chronicles) wants to be a monk or find his parents. He's given everything but.
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a magic beam to the knees.
Good Skyrim reference
Today is "Friday with PewDiePie"! :D
Just ask any of my fellow guards, they'll tell you that it's true that I took a magic beam to the knees.
I totally read this as magic bean
Thats how mafia works!
I think this story is actually about how PewDiePie lost his legs and takes revenge for it.
KNEE! KNEE! KNEEEEEEEE!!!
The Chinese version 👉
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Made it 420 👍
Made an accurate reference list for all the nerds out there, took some time
1:58 Stormtroopers breaching Tantive IV
2:28 Luke flying through the window on Bespin
2:49 Obi-Wan shooing Grievous in his knee-chest
5:03 Leia being sad aboard The Raddus
5:15 Vader meditating in his chamber
5:44 Vanee bowing to Vader in front of his bacta tank
9:14 Accurate depiction of Anakin killing younglings
11:54 Leia shooting stormtroopers in the prison block
13:29 Jabba hitting on Leia (unseen footage)
15:38 Leia kissing Luke in Episode VI deleted footage
16:11 Dianoga drowning Luke in the trash compactor
18:11 Ceremony on Yavin IV
18:32 Snoke chilling in his throne room
19:05 Stormtroopers taking Han to be eaten by Chewie
20:10 Obviously Rose Tico approaching Finn
20:46 Emperor casually being overpowered
21:14 Praetorian guards fighting Rey
22:09 Dooku shocking Anakin
22:21 Luke cutting off Wampa's arm
23:45 Yoda consuming Dooku's force lightning
24:19 Yoda's and Palp's force show-off
24:50 Ki-Adi-Mundi being attacked by his troopers
25:05 Jabba dragging Twi'lek slave towards him
25:50 Obi-Wan becoming a force ghost
26:20 Classical end credits music
Total ripoff, can we copystrike Lucas?
Waxing Crescent Wow just WOW...
25:29 Anakin kills Dooku
Thank you.
"End credits music" reminded me of FF8 intro, can someone tell me where they got that melody?
*Oof*
This is made by a legit film company from Hong Kong based on a very famous chinese book (I guess you can call it the sci fi of china). A lot of the weird stuff like jumping to escape is totally normal in chinese action movies, but the bone lazer and snakes are meant to be fantastical and bizarre
Intro to this movie is more fire than Ali-b intro.
Ali-C
yesno sd
Ali-C more like
Ali my D
Read more
Soo true
@@yesnosd3951 *Ali-D
Ali-🅱️
This movie got robbed of its oscar smh
Sammy Liu what does SMH mean
@@robloxguy3977 Shake my hammer
Roblox Guy *head* x
@@robloxguy3977 Show me hentia
@@keplerthe3399 please, Christian channel here
top 5 reason to laser someone's knees:
5. They aren't subscribed to PewDiePie
4. They stole your girlfriend
3. They are subbed to T-Series
2. They are T-Series
1. They have knees
But why knees tho
@@Backdrop182 because *KNEES*
Indians make terrible roasts if it ain’t *KNEES* I don’t want it!
@@Backdrop182 although im indian.. True dat(ur name)
Lmao
5:07 he shmoovin
Tuan Zhengchun = 段正淳
Tuan Yu ＝ 段譽
Based on a Legendary Kung Fu novel：天龍八部, the author Louis Cha Jing-yong passed away recently R.I.P.
野生的部長
you should r3make this movie to honer them
@@chaython We've done that more than once
It's almost like a annual thing
Louis, that can't be a common name in your country?
@@norXmal In a country where it's citizens call them self as "Apple" "Crowd" "Angela Baby", Louis is far more than common
at 18:35 the yellow robe guy was like: you may have legs - BUT CAN YOU DO THIS???
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NO! T-SEIRS ! POOPDIEPUE FOR THE WIN?
"Komm wir gehen an die Elbe bumsen"
@@kuechenhubertquatschkanal ok
At least Felix is immune to knee attacks
Because he has no legs
The shaggy version of my profile picture...I approve. In fact, it’s even better than mine lol
With a $40 budget and high quality editing i give it 10 knees out of 10
CHINYSON10 i would give it 0 knees out of 2
'I used to be a kung fu master like you, then I took a laser to the knee'
nice
2016 👏👏
Arrow to the kne3
DarkSamuraiHD woah woah woah, watch the lasers.
a knee-gun laser*
24:20 When you realize Harry Potter also ripped off this movie.
And Dragon Ball
Level 1 crook.
*Eats toad*
LEVEL 50 MAFIA BOSS!
That's how mafia works!
Doodle Studios rip slippy
IMMA MAKE YOU PUMP LIKE THAT!!!
Ima make u pump like that dododo dodododododo
He was more level 1 delinquent student.
You: Mom can we see Star Wars?
Mom: We have Star Wars at home.
The Star Wars at home:
This is a lot better than I thought it’d be
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Meme review
I used to be a ninja like you, then I took a finger laser to the knee.
Japanese had ninjas.
Not even close niggaaa
Underappreciated
WTF! Haha! Skyrim.
more like took a ligma to the knee.
*Sometimes I don't Understand* *his Videos at all but I still watch*
We all do it 😂
0:38
Are you the same guy that commented on Billies elish new song? Couse I saw you like in the last video comments
We all do
same here
24:21 Harry Potter stole from this movie in the goblet of fire Harry vs Voldemort when the magic stuff collides
Uh no, every movie with magic, lasers and more have that
@@Satoru_Go-Jo286 r/woooosh
He shot both knees because like Pewds, he mastered the art of war.
Hey! I subbed!
Yep. He read all his Japanese books about the art of war. This is the secret everybody. KNEE!
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Hana Xx but art of war was written by a chinese tatician
Movie: *random part of leg is damaged*
Felix: *KNEEEEEEE*
iam chinese and can fully back up the fact that yes our military does not use weapons such as guns we just use bone lasers
*pulls out bone sceptre*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Killerpants1125 didn’t Chinese ban RUclips?
Aryan Dey yes, along with many other social media’s
If youre really chinese, then im suprised that you didnt get offended. You know? Chinese gets offended easily even at a simple joke.
Aryan Dey but there are, let’s say ways to bypass that
Pewds: I don't like Marvel movies
Movies with bad cgi, acting and plots.
Pewds: "I'd recommend you guys to buy the movie and watch it with friends". 👏
20:29 it’s the gorilla from that one episode of spongebob
Wow I just realized it good memory
GEORGE , THEY'RE ON TO US!
I got really scared when i saw that SpongeBob gorilla when i was 5yr
8:42 The scene that inspiring Satoshi Tajiri and Ken Sugimori to make Pokemon.
He shot him in the knees so his opponent would not be able to use his feet lasers. Clearly.
Like honestly, who did see that?
And the moral of the story
You cant kill a man through his heart, nor his brain
BUT THROUGH HIS KNEEEEEESS!!!!!!!
I also once took an arrow to the knee
Also not any hit to the knee it needs to be a finger laser to the knee for kill shot
@@dadeee7776 Achilles?
+Capissotor, I took a DEATH to the KNEES!!!!!
Capissotor That Whiterun guard knew what’s up.
3:44 "that's what kneeds to be done"
Please keep reviewing these old, crazy and beautiful movies Felix-senpai
Ok
@@fbi4684 ABORT
@@fbi4684 can you delete my internet history? It won't let me.
Me: trying to watch all the Oscar best picture nominees.
Pewdiepie: watching 1977 Chinese Star Wars
felix is definitely watching a more important film
The Oscars are all about who bribed more, not who has better quality.
@Luigi Nastro I'm sure you were as passionate about the oscars every year so far
@@allykath2801 Oscar is just a title
#3 on trending and 7 ads. RUclips did a BIG oopsy
33 now
Yes, we 9yos all offended about it.
5:08 Damn pewds got the moves
this movie is based on a great kungfu novel, plotwise, it is a really simplified and messed up version of the book that it can be seen as a whole new thing on its own. But the original book, it is so good, 10/10, strongly recommend. the plot is so much stronger and if you read the book you will find out more about the relationship between all those character. name of novel :Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils
U have an asian profile picture so i trust u
*Sadly, it is a hard task* since I have read that you have to experience the novel it in the original Cantonese Chinese, which is a very beautiful multi-tonal language similar to classic Chinese, but very complicated for anyone whose original language is not tonal; though even if it is, it is still not easy. Besides, even to be able to read basic things you have to know at least four thousand hieroglyphs. As for literature, you have to learn about ten thousand (and up to ninety thousand of if you want to be able to read all of the Chinese texts, ever).
should I believe you cause of your profile name & picture or the review?
IAN HO
Sounds legit
@@StrangerHappened The struggle is real.
As a chinese and a book fan of the original novel, I have to explain that the reason why this movie is so confusing is that the director just tried to squeeze a "very very" long story in to a single movie. To get a clear idea of how long the story it is, it was adapted into a tv series with more than 40 episodes, and each episodes is about an hour!
So many characters and settings are skipped and most of the plot is totally different from the novel (just imagine what would happen if all Harry Potter series is adapted into a single movie, probably Ginny Weasley won't be in it at all, and Hermione and Ron may die in the last battle... uhm...just to make it more dramatic. )
I think it is really a fan-based movie, people who watch this just can't be more acquainted with those characters and their "weird power", and they are just happy to see their favorite character show up in the movie, regardless of the plot. So I am not sruprise that foreigners will be so confused, even myself is a little bit shocked by the poor CGI and tools, but I think they tried their best at their time.
After all, it is fun to see the reaction of foreigners watching wuxia movies, but I still recommend choosing a more recent adaptations if you are interested about them, and you may find the ture amazing parts instead of funny "weird power".
Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils is really famous among Chinese, and worth "really" jumping into it to find the deeper meaning in the story.
im a fan of wuxia novels. currently reading heavenly jewel changes. finished I Shall Seal The Heavens which was my first.
The book definitely looks interesting...this move as well but for different reasons lol
All right, but lemme ask the real questions here: what is the deal with the knees?
Is it a cultural thing?
Matheus Rotta from TESV : Skyrim, it signifies you being broken, unable to be what your heart desires (I’m just making this up). Often you hear the guards saying, “ I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee”.
@@mattjmwmatt The knees thing wasn't in the original novel. So they added that in. There is a famous historical figure, a descendant of Sun Tzu that was a military advisor. His former classmate was jealous of him and had him kneecapped. Eventually the dude escapes, joins a rival kingdom and gets revenge by killing his former classmate and altering the balance of power in China.
Otherwise I don't see a kneecapping theme popping up a lot in Chinese culture. It was a form of punishment for certain crimes for a period.
Chinese movies in the 60s and 70s were often arranged like skits with any weird idea being crammed in to keep the attention of audiences. That developed into more slapstick in the 80s and eventually the industry matured.
If this is Chinese Star Wars, then I fear to find Chinese Obi-Wan.
Depends, would you still have the high ground?
Where's Chinese Darth Vader?
I guess you could say they might present an obi-wan shinobi
Hey! Vbuff, Michael here Legless man has the high ground .
Is this cultural appropriation?
This is my favorite pewdiepie video
At least this guy did something to get his powers. This makes more sense than how Rey got so powerful in Disney Star Wars.
Disney should Force Rey to eat a toad.
I didn't see rey sucking the blood out of any snakes
@augmenautus rex I just lost my sides reading that. 😂
Disney Starwars: All men are bad news
Dont hate on Rey the movie was gucci man
Pewdiepie has no legs
yellow robe man has no legs
Pewdiepie is yellow robe man reincarnated
please felix, we need more of this kind of movie review
Felix vs. Yellow Robe Man: The battle of legs.
Clara Latinus but he has no legs
That's the plot
3:35 So is that how pewdiepie lost his legs?
Lmaooo
LOL
Yo dislike my vid to vote pewds over t series
Lol man this comment
The Original Plot in the Novel (One of Great Kung Fu Novels btw, the movie is from 1977 what do u expect LUL)
The Main Character Tuan Yu is a Prince in a family of Kung Fu Secret Technics.
Tuan Zhengchun is the King now and have many mistresses, but all give him daughters.
His alleged son Tuan Yu is actually the son of his older brother who was a monk and one of his mistresses. (Big Spoilers btw)
Tuan Yu meets all of his alleged half sisters and fall in love with all of them.
In the End, Tuan Yu becomes the king since older brother's son has all the right reason to be the next king and be with all the girls since its ok at that time to be with your cousins LUL
@Paya Chinglish You know what they say "Incest is Wincest"
*Duan
Duan Yu is actually the son of the Yellow Robe Man, which was the rightful heir to the throne that was 'killed' by the current king.
Damn. So it's technically the progenitor of little sister harem animes.
Lol my child good movie
"I used to be a battle wizard. then I took a laser to the knee..."
All around the world, snakes bite you.
In China you bite the snake.
*in chi-knees movie
Now we even know how Felix Stands! Just like Yellow Robe guy.
momom uio pewnoy tv now
Is felix the yellow robe guy ?
OMG this man is everywhere
General Grievous PRE-Cyborg 6:22
I had no idea the Jedi stole his wife then shot his knees clean off! He’s completely justified now for siding with the Separatists...
Star Wars Theory is even here :D
Hello there
You are here of all places, interesting
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
This movie is actually based on a novel "Demi-gods and semi-devils" by Jin Yong who makes really good wuxia novels. The novel for the movie is actually very good. There are other adaptations for this novel.
Wuxia novels s2
I’ve been to China many times and can confirm that everyone there has wind spells, finger Lasers, and even bone lasers.
But do they have knees
11:50
But do they have meat scepters?
Yes I am Chinese. I could say that’s true, everyone walks with artificial limbs.
What about snakes Powers?
Brad used the Yi Yang Finger on Felix and that’s why Felix has no legs.
Jack Williams I like this theory
I'd like to see this remade with modern cgi... But the exact same script and scenes.
And bird man
And in English
It's revamp time...
I feel like it'd kill all the charm of the movie. I like the practical effects and the shitty special effects.
No way it will be less a masterpiece but just a bizarre movie.
I will like to see Felix review more old chinese movies
Felix should watch some Stephen Chow lol
*TOP 5 REASONS FOR SHOOTING KNEE*
5. He'll fall
4. He'll survive
3. He'll lose his legs
2. He'll disappear
1. Knees
*Top 5 comments unrelated to the video:*
*-Yours*
@@weebs2926 how's it unrelated, he did fall, he did survive, he did lose his legs, he did disappear and knees did get shot
your@@weebs2926 ,boi
But what about in twenty years time?
Two more:
--He'll join the Jarl's Guard
--He'll obtain a stand
I feel like mafia city ads make more sense than this...
Your name is quite smart child
Because that's how mafia works
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Satan yes satan my name has a purpose. A dumb one but it’s something
Who is here before this movie company claims the video?
Aren't copyrights laws clearing the own after 25 years ?
I know I just get woosh but like that's a serious question.
Too old can’t claim
Chicken Dadddyy I thought it was 75
@@wilder7659 70*
They can not copyright claim (I think) 25 years after the last person who worked on the film has died
Lmao,that movie i used to watch with my grandpa
He would always point out how awesome these film were back in his times, i used to watch this as a child back then, I enjoyed it because it's funny and weird humor there, of course, this movie has alot of boomer humor but that's what make me and my grandpa a close friend
And since his legs were shot off he became the Pewdiepie of China
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I guess thats why they're called...
Chi-KNEES
Damn you. Lol I thought of that too
I'm chinese descent and I found this funny😂😂
*EXPLAINED*
Vox will not be happy with this joke.
I hope that made you happy.
This movie is star wars, anaconda, the matrix and harry potter combined
dont forget there is burkha avenger in it aswell
No this is god mixed with big chungus so basically god squared
@Remilia Lu Yes that is what I meant, basically this was the og of all those movies
Pewdiepie:*i want those legs*
Also pewdiepie:*has no legs*
A blanket? I'd call that a scarf
gay lol
nah fam, it's a Flex tape
I'm not sure how clothes appear to pewds, otherwise he wraps himself with scarves when he sleeps xD
And chokes himself with blankets outside...
Star wars and this movie both came out in 1977
that’s insane, the effects are so much better than Star Wars
Star Wars stole part of its score from Super Shoalin Dragon (1976)
If your talking about Star Balls I'm with you
The visual effects are on par with Victor Magtanggol! Amazing!
Dude... It's better than that Magtanggol shit
move on man
Hahgaha magtanggol kapa kase boi
Shiieeet🤣🤣🤣🤣
1977 Chinese effects = 2018 PH effects
His name is tuan yu but pew keep saying Chang Chung. I love it.
I'm sorry Brad, but I think you're gonna get replaced with the editors of this movie. They just too good.
Plot twist : It was sive
11/10 a film to rival “The Amazing Bulk” and “The Room”
محمد عبد الجبار
You’re everywhere
Amazing Bulk = best film ever
34 seconds of logos
Ding!
I know this is sarcastic and all but the room and this movie are so bad that they're really good . Bulk on the other hand is just a bad cash grab. Don't compare bulk to these masterpieces
1977 Chinese CGI= 2018 Philippine CGI
GMA be like
CGI kamatis *INTENSIFIES*
Lol
*.2 Flamethrower INTENSIFIES*
Facts my guy, I'm looking at you Victor Magtanggol and Encantadia
16:20 not a hero just a hungry Chinese guy
Who was here when the title was Battle Wizard...... ENDING EXPLAINED
And now, who was here before the title was : Chinese star wars..... is weird
I saw it as a notification so ig I did.
mrmannster lmao same
Me
Mwa
I thought my phone just lagged