"I'll let you drive the leafblower cart if you hit the rest of these piles I have to clean up." Son of a bitch just Tom Sawyered you. And he wasn't even that good at it.
I like to imagine when Guts looks up at the sky he doesn't see Casca or Griffith or the Band of the hawk or even Gambino, he sees Donovan's smiling face, and it fills him with determination.
*Eric Sparrow kneels before one of Pat's many Fatal Fury hats* "Forgive me. I feel it again... The pull to the loyal. Show me again... The power of cheating... And I'll let nothing stand in our way... Show me...Darth Pat... and I will finish... what you started."
"What? You wanna go to your white girlfriend's hypnotist parents' house where all the local black people act suspiciously? Okay, I guess I'll get some footage!"
'What's that., you wanna open up the Necronomicon and play recordings of ancient demon summoning rituals in the middle of the woods? I guess I'll get some footage!'
the facial animations from previews look really bad right now yeah they claim to be working to fix them in a later patch and its still pre-release so day 1 patch might fix it? but yeah its a big complaint about the game right now
Even Source Film Maker porn has better animation than fucking Andromeda. Also better basic understanding of how guns work. Anyone seen that bit where some girl blows someone else away and she's holding the gun back to fucking front? How do you fuck that up? That implies you have literally no idea how the stupid fantasy guns you made up work. Like how the bullets come out of the end with a hole.
Matt was joking about skateboarding with storylines and scythe skateboards, but less than a year later, we got Let It Die, and Uncle Death. Never forget, Uncle Death ate dirt in his own intro. Skate or die? How about you Let It Die.
Except Eric, unlike Vic, is actually decent at something. He always placed in the top 3 in any contests you skate in this game. Vic was just a complete leach.
Eric maybe the biggest fucking douchenozzle but don't compare him to that cockroach Vic. Eric is actually below as you but still enough to be warranted a pro skater and in THUG2 he was good enough to be kidnapped by Tony and Bam (like you).
I will not be happy unless at this end of this skating adventure Eric Sparrows winds up in a hospital from having to prove himself as a “Pro Skater” and fucking up royally. His lie shattered like 90 percent of his body, and at the very end he dies a slow agonizing death from his own hubris. Lil' Wools can then become the best skater known to mankind, with no assistance from the human garbage that recently perished.
Unfortunately Sparrow is so evil we all know that the behelit will find its' way to him in his crippled state so he can activate it and kill all his friends for GodBoard powers
Last time little Woolz did the hypest shit. Will little Woolz be able top that? Will Eric Sparrow block his shine like the fucboi he is? Will Darlington do a christ air over Seath the Scalless while callin him a bitch? Will little Woolz find out what his stand is? Find out next time on Little Woolz's Strange Trek!
Eric Sparrow is the potara fusion of Griffith and Dio Brando, after both of them are covered in literal shit and shot with the arrow to give themselves a stand that allows them to ruin literally anything with their presence
I like how I'm experiencing my childhood over again but realizing how not perfect it was such as the same judges in a row and all the weird vehicle missions. It still was lots of fun
Eric Sparrow is the kind of guy to drive his dog out to the forest to play catch, throw the ball super far, then drive away and ditch the dog before it comes back.
"Guys we need more content for our Skateboarding game" "How about you drive a bunch of dumb vehicles for no reason?" "You're angling for a promotion, Paul!"
This series has reminded me, here in the UK we used to have a playstation magazine that would put out a demo disk every week and they ran a Run of the Month competition where they would show some runs from Tony hawks sent in to them. Those were the days
Muuuuuuuch better than last episode. Holy shit what an improvement, Rooting for you guys! Destroy the Sparrow! CLIP HIS WINGS WITH YOUR BOARD FOR SICK COMBOS
for everyone who hates Erics guts, take solace that he dies horribly at the hands of the Creature from the black Lagoon at the very intro of this game XD
So I always wondered how Eric plastered himself onto your video, but seeing this made me realise, after you Mctwist the helicopter he hides your tape, goes back to the spot and just jumps the gap...and somehow records himself in the process.
Proper answer here: NPCs freeze their animations if you run far away from them. You can often knock someone down, run away and they'll stay on the ground locked till you come close enough for them to start animating again, getting up from their fall. Moving NPCs in THUG don't actually move on their own, they're stuck on rails and just play appropriate animations. That guy was run over before and got stuck knocked down because Woolie went away from him, and continued to move on rails. When Woolie got close his animations got going again. Those NPC Pro Skaters that skate around the levels (eg Mike Valley) will freeze their animation and continue to skate on flat ground, ollie and grind while stuck in a grab trick if you view them from a distance. Source: Unhealthy obsession playing the Tony Hawk games for over a decade non stop. Studied every little aspect where I could.
"I'll let you drive the leafblower cart if you hit the rest of these piles I have to clean up."
Son of a bitch just Tom Sawyered you. And he wasn't even that good at it.
Eric Sparrow just told everyone in Vancouver that you will totally do anything for free.
Devan Muse Though his mind is not for rent.
"Donovan did nothing wrong, he payed 3 silver coins for Guts, he was just paying for a service" - Eric Sparrow
Coincidentally, I started reading Berserk and read that part a few days ago
I like to imagine when Guts looks up at the sky he doesn't see Casca or Griffith or the Band of the hawk or even Gambino, he sees Donovan's smiling face, and it fills him with determination.
Guts carries around a picture of Donovan and on the back of it there's the inscription "Do it for him"
"You don't cheat until things aren't going your way" -Pat.
Eric is a long term follower of Pat's ideology.
Eric Sparrow is Pat's disciple sent to destroy anyone who's not an angry ginger midget man like Pat.
DragonClimax still hope pat gets called out on his seedy Nintendo switch trades
*Eric Sparrow kneels before one of Pat's many Fatal Fury hats*
"Forgive me. I feel it again... The pull to the loyal. Show me again... The power of cheating... And I'll let nothing stand in our way... Show me...Darth Pat... and I will finish... what you started."
DragonClimax I
"What? You wanna go to your white girlfriend's hypnotist parents' house where all the local black people act suspiciously? Okay, I guess I'll get some footage!"
"What's that? You wanna join the Nostromo to investigate that strange signal? Guess I'll keep rollin'!"
"Wait what you want to christ air into a grand wizards nuts? Hey man, it's your show!"
"What's that? You wanna grab that giant marker thing and bring it aboard the Ishimura? Alright, man, I'm rolling."
'What's that., you wanna open up the Necronomicon and play recordings of ancient demon summoning rituals in the middle of the woods? I guess I'll get some footage!'
Eric Sparrow would sneeze over your entire birthday cake.
Goodvillain 101 and catch your rug on fire.
And give you the wrong number of birthday candles.
Goodvillain 101
And throw out all the rest of your food just to make sure you eat it.
And put a picture of his face on the cake.
He must have skill at photoshop
While Matt's classmates were at prom, he was studying the blade
Woolie said, "I murdered a man." WE GOT IT ON TAPE!
So Woolz doing sick tricks over a helicopter angered Sparrow enough to use his Behelit Board to become a GodHeel?
I can dig it.
Eric Sparrow is the Dio Brando/Griffith/Vicious/Knvies/Father/Naraku/Shou Tucker/The Major/Johan Liebert/Gendo Ikari of Tony Hawk Underground
He is the David Cage/Uwe Boll of video game characters.
Sir! Don't insult the Major by comparing him to Eric Sparrow!
Fuck you Naraku way more badass and bishi to be compared to Eric Sparrow. Same with Knives and Vicious
Law5121
You left out orochimaru, aizen, fairy king oberon, anti spiral, freiza, etc
Dont worry the gimick is that one gets added for each part so keep an eye out :)
Eric Sparrow sleeps in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him PRO SKATER POWERS
Eric Sparrow picks Oddjob in "Goldeneye 007".
Eric Sparrow did all the animation for Mass Effect Andromeda.
I know I am not going to like the answer, but are the animations dumpster-fire quality?
Edit: I looked it up. God. Damn. This is some jank.
Sora 9567 they look like B movie acting badly mocapped
Joe Kewl they look like the porn animation version of mass effect.
the facial animations from previews look really bad right now yeah they claim to be working to fix them in a later patch and its still pre-release so day 1 patch might fix it? but yeah its a big complaint about the game right now
Even Source Film Maker porn has better animation than fucking Andromeda. Also better basic understanding of how guns work. Anyone seen that bit where some girl blows someone else away and she's holding the gun back to fucking front? How do you fuck that up? That implies you have literally no idea how the stupid fantasy guns you made up work. Like how the bullets come out of the end with a hole.
There's only one being who can truly put an end to Eric Sparrow and his name is...TARKUS! TARKUS! TARKUS!
So for the final mission, Woolington travels to The Skate Dimension to stab Eric Sparrow with his spear and save his Lil alternate self?
Letter Robo and complete's the Liam retrieval arc by defeating Ustabiaz at the same place Liam and woolington fought the last time
"I'm not Spartacus." -- Eric Sparrow
Phoenix Wright "He's Spartacus. This guy right here"- Eric Sparrow
"A limo can only fit so many."
Matt, here in the USMC, we have an old saying regarding how many peeps can fit in a vic, and that's, "Always one more."
Eric Sparrow uses a fork and knife when he eats pizza.
Toad
Eric Sparrow doesn't replace toilet paper after he used the last piece.
No, he does, but he's an overroll-er
I do too.
Toad nah, he just eats the pizza crust first.
Eric Sparrow doesn't refill the pitcher after he takes water
I like how Matt's so exasperated literally everytime a mission comes up. It's like he's never seen/done dumb things in videogames before XD.
Matt was joking about skateboarding with storylines and scythe skateboards, but less than a year later, we got Let It Die, and Uncle Death. Never forget, Uncle Death ate dirt in his own intro.
Skate or die? How about you Let It Die.
You want vehicles with skate physics Woolie? Just wait for THUG2
Bull Rider Steve-O is still the coolest shit
asdf852asdf the absolute coolest.
"These are never hard it seems" - Matt conveniently forgetting they're on Beginner mode.
So, Eric Walker is Vic van Lier, from NBA17? Is anyone getting those vibes?
Actually Vic Van Lier was in NBA 16.
Except Eric, unlike Vic, is actually decent at something. He always placed in the top 3 in any contests you skate in this game. Vic was just a complete leach.
Trygve Plaustrum oh man i almost forgot about that lp lol. vic is a shit
TheOneAndOnlyNAB Unlike Vic, Eric actively attempts to undermine and sabotage you once you start proving yourself so he can have it all for himself
Eric maybe the biggest fucking douchenozzle but don't compare him to that cockroach Vic.
Eric is actually below as you but still enough to be warranted a pro skater and in THUG2 he was good enough to be kidnapped by Tony and Bam (like you).
Friendship ended with Eric Sparrow. Now the 5 clone judges are my best friends
Matt- 13:30 "Why's it all green and dark?" That's Lil' Woolz, Matt...
I will not be happy unless at this end of this skating adventure Eric Sparrows winds up in a hospital from having to prove himself as a “Pro Skater” and fucking up royally. His lie shattered like 90 percent of his body, and at the very end he dies a slow agonizing death from his own hubris. Lil' Wools can then become the best skater known to mankind, with no assistance from the human garbage that recently perished.
Nobody Cares The alternate ending is as close as you're gonna get
Nobody Cares Dude, just wait for THUG 2.
Unfortunately Sparrow is so evil we all know that the behelit will find its' way to him in his crippled state so he can activate it and kill all his friends for GodBoard powers
Get you a man that loves your skating and supports you as much as Matt does with Woolie.
Last time little Woolz did the hypest shit. Will little Woolz be able top that? Will Eric Sparrow block his shine like the fucboi he is? Will Darlington do a christ air over Seath the Scalless while callin him a bitch? Will little Woolz find out what his stand is?
Find out next time on Little Woolz's Strange Trek!
Lil Woolz gets his stand Grindcore which has the power to summon helicopters, don't ask why
Free Djinn Sounds sick as fuck. Seriously. That sounds pretty awesome.
I always assumed Eric edited his face on player character's body, which is funny cuz mine was female and woolie's is black 😂
Tony hawk's pro leaf blower is my dream game
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 is about as close to that as possible
shame you could't get a guy to mod the game so Eric sperrow model looked like Matt...
NineTailedLiligant this would be the best!!
But it already does...
@Bakatyler
Dude, it's not even close
No Punisher skullcap, no goatee, no over-the-top voice acting...
Are you on the smokey tokey?
Eric Sparrow wrote every 0/10 user review on BOTW's metacritic.
qurazy Yeah, it's a 7 or 8 out of 10 but not a 0.
3/10 God Hand
-Eric Sparrow
5/10 Nier Automata
- Erix Sparrow
Guys if you beat the game a second time you can challenge Eric to fisticuffs and BREAK HIS JAW FOR REAL
Really? I'll go back and play it twice over just for that.
Am I the only one who laughed when he said "yeah i'm the guy who jumped the Hawaii gap" and immediately face plants after talking to the cameraman.
At 23:55, 6 years later & AEW's Darby Allen is pretty much that. He used to come out with bodybags.
"The competitions are never hard" The game is on easy.
Eric Sparrow is the potara fusion of Griffith and Dio Brando, after both of them are covered in literal shit and shot with the arrow to give themselves a stand that allows them to ruin literally anything with their presence
I like how I'm experiencing my childhood over again but realizing how not perfect it was such as the same judges in a row and all the weird vehicle missions. It still was lots of fun
When no one was looking, Eric Sparrow took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Eric has a site dedicated to him. It's called Eric-Dickery
Time to add Eric to the villains page on the Best friends Wiki.
Never found out how to get the Vancouver Tape and I played THUG religiously. It's still haunting me in my dreams...
Deviate I actually tried to get it when I played it a week or two ago. I still don't know how, and I've played it for 13 years.
Deviate I remember getting it, but I don't remember how I did it.
Deviate it's part of a long wire line
Eric Sparrow is the kind of guy to drive his dog out to the forest to play catch, throw the ball super far, then drive away and ditch the dog before it comes back.
Eric Sparrow is the kind of guy that wouldn't LP Nier Automata
_Hint_
Swagbito Uchiha Eric Sparrows is the type of guy that loves the Al Bhed
Swagbito Uchiha _hint hint_
Eric Sparrow is the kind of guy that will only get one ending to Nier:Automata, and then complains that the game is too short.
Eric Sparrow would say "No" to the big choice of ending E. You know the one.
Rocket Surgeon Actually I don't I'm working on ending C now, so no spoilers.
"Guys we need more content for our Skateboarding game"
"How about you drive a bunch of dumb vehicles for no reason?"
"You're angling for a promotion, Paul!"
I like to imagine that as you're doing these 100x chain trick combos, you're staring Eric straight in the eye.
This series has reminded me, here in the UK we used to have a playstation magazine that would put out a demo disk every week and they ran a Run of the Month competition where they would show some runs from Tony hawks sent in to them. Those were the days
Muuuuuuuch better than last episode. Holy shit what an improvement,
Rooting for you guys! Destroy the Sparrow! CLIP HIS WINGS WITH YOUR BOARD FOR SICK COMBOS
17:38
The Behelit moment.
The moment Sparrow was beyond redemption. And thats not even commenting on his later betrayal.
18:55 This game sealed its way into my mind with that line.
Jealousy has long been the motivation of choice for the best villains.
Damn, haven´t heard Woolie this angry since that embraced jerk killed the Firekeeper
Eric Sparrow plays tank and never thanks his healer
Eric Sparrows plays healer and tries to go for kills
So he's a David Cage character?!
for everyone who hates Erics guts, take solace that he dies horribly at the hands of the Creature from the black Lagoon at the very intro of this game XD
The McTwist over the chopper was legit like the most badass moment of my gaming teens
4:06 "There's gotta be a code that lets vehicles have skate physics"
fuck, they're gonna love THUG 2
The moment in our childhoods when Eric Sparrow did THAT and we're not even done yet in this LP. This my friends is some modern Shakespeare going down.
Vince McMahon watching this: Where is this skate wrestling company?
Not gunna lie Woolie when you did that Darkslide into the Muska Manual i ohh'd in seriousnees cause it was so fuggccin sick
So I always wondered how Eric plastered himself onto your video, but seeing this made me realise, after you Mctwist the helicopter he hides your tape, goes back to the spot and just jumps the gap...and somehow records himself in the process.
I love the casual destruction of all this glass that nobody seems to mind.
5:05
HOW MANY T-POSES HAVE YOU DONE IN THE FROZEN TIME?
Eric Sparrow puts ketchup on his Mac and cheese
he eats a well done steak and uses A1 steak sauce
DamuEmran i like slightly burned meat
putting steak sauce on steak is bad manners and most steak houses don't like that. Rare and well done steaks suck compared to medium rare.
Eric Sparrow puts his teeth on backside-up.
tfw you counter an opinion with an opinion
The minute lord quas came on the game got bumped up 20 points for me. Average is now 99
The song "When you're evil" is about Eric Sparrow.
"Someone made a mistake."
Actually a sick line.
Eric Sparrow doesn't know how to draw that S symbol that everybody drew when they were in school
Eric is the head of Konami
Eric Sparrow thinks Dark Souls 2 is the peak of the franchise.
Somehow I feel like Eric's mother's maiden name was Griffith.
Eric sparrow can't understand why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
I love how in the last of the first competition round they go out of bounds. He did so well that he just left the fuckin stadium. Peaced tf out
Eric Sparrow is behind every frame drop in this series.
"Touch his bloodstain" Anybody else just really love that woolie's just been making more and more Dark Souls jokes and references?
Perhaps one of the greatest rivalries next to Red and Blue or Dante and Virgil, is Lil' Woolz and Eric Sparrow.
you dont know how awesome it is coming home from work and being stressed af and seeing you uploaded this video
"These are never hard it seems" That probably has something to do with you guys playing on beginner.
This guy makes Lautrec look like a stand up guy.
10:09 Everyday - Authority Zero. Love em, from the same town as them, and the lead singer is a family friend!
We need fan art of little woolz punching Eric in the face.
And that is how Li'l Woolz got his first kill and learned about the taste of human blood and stolen pies.
Eric Sparrow is Lautrec of Skateboarding
Eric Sparrow is beyond the Hand of God...
TheTrueChuster so he's the idea of evil?
That was some interesting T-posing in the quest select screen.
Eric Sparrow is the kind of person who makes "Monday" jokes at offices
6:50
What is that demon crawling along the ground?! It's like a dog that turns into a man.
And thus, the being once known as Eric Sparrow has acquired the Skatehelit and has become Spemto.
It's time for Eric Sparrow Betrayal.
6:51
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Fuji Syusuke never seen an animorph before?
Wow what the fuck happened to that dude's animation??? Usually he would just be t-pose floating around
I thought it was a skating dog at first.
You can also see the arm of the guy in the white shirt go into T-pose when he's off screen in this cut-scene 18:18
Proper answer here: NPCs freeze their animations if you run far away from them. You can often knock someone down, run away and they'll stay on the ground locked till you come close enough for them to start animating again, getting up from their fall.
Moving NPCs in THUG don't actually move on their own, they're stuck on rails and just play appropriate animations.
That guy was run over before and got stuck knocked down because Woolie went away from him, and continued to move on rails. When Woolie got close his animations got going again.
Those NPC Pro Skaters that skate around the levels (eg Mike Valley) will freeze their animation and continue to skate on flat ground, ollie and grind while stuck in a grab trick if you view them from a distance.
Source: Unhealthy obsession playing the Tony Hawk games for over a decade non stop. Studied every little aspect where I could.
I got this game and a PS2 at my 10th birthday party. Totally ignored all my friends all night just to play THUG. Good memories
Eric basically edited his face onto Woolie body, that's why he got the sponsorship. He made it look like HE was the one who jumped a hotel.
Eric Sparrow always picks D-Mob in Def Jam Vendetta
Matt is basically just talking about Air Gear with the Skating + Wrestling Storyline shit.
Mat really showed off this Hype Man skills for Lil Woolz this episode
I want fan art of all the people on woolie's shit list together posing. Eric, Lotric, etc....
I grew up with this game, and the massive amount of shit people are giving Eric Sparrow warms my heart
Tyrannicon is the best example of someone successfully using "-oids" at the end of words
Pretty much Eric Sparrow is the very definition of antagonist.
Eric Sparrow hands out McDonald's gift cards to the homeless right after they've already been used.
Eric Sparrow thinks Legend of Korra is better than Avatar The Last Airbender
coolguyman16 Eric Sparrow thinks that James Camerons Avatar is better than Legend of Aang and Korra combined.
"But there must always be a Darth Sparrow: one that holds the knowledge of betrayal- who has been narced in their heart, and will narc in turn."
Eric Sparrow goes to your birthday party and opens your presents
Lil Woolz has now added Eric Sparrow to the Al Bhed's Final Solution. Prepare to durh!