"Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog?Have you ever been bitten by the hog?" --Ethan Nestor 2019
I always crack up at how Ethan says : "How confident in you are you, er, are… how confident are you in.. your ability to.. tell me whether I'm telling you 2 truths and 1 lie"
@@ND62511 Well..... in a video Mark did say that he has "done cocaine" in a lie detector test, and Ethan always acts like he's on crack but they never had a title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"I can't think when i'm listening to your bullshit!" *Me trying to do the work independently while the teacher keeps instructing us on how to do it like we're idiots* (2:43)
4:24 Mark: “cause I f*cking hate you” Also Mark: *lets Ethan hold him like a chicken in the chicken video even tho he always told him not to touch him*
I wish these were more in order, all the humor of mark’s “What are your thoughts on Korea” line comes from Ethan having said it first, to name an example.
@@hunni5713 he isss, unfortunately he doesn't know i exist, nor would it be legal, he also has a beautiful girlfriend and isn't gay so i mean, he still cute though
I’m slightly offended the wax video with Jack wasn’t included, definitely some gems there Side note: the video of Ethan trying to say Skillet is also comedy gold
This is completely out of nowhere but a while back I realized Mark's atheist lullaby is to the tune of "Call Me" by Blondie and now I can never unhear it
I couldnt stop trying to rememeber where the hell ethans "doctor, i dont like green beans very much" quote comes from. Im so glad i found it, thank you.
hey uh excuse me what the h*ck why this have so many views-
Bring cause it hilariously and awesome😂😂
It’s because you’re stinky
the stinkiest
um 13k views......man 42 subs good fricken job sorry i keep commenting lol
when your so family friendly you censor hecc
what gets me the most is whenever Ethan comes over for the videos He brings Spencer to play with chica so they have little play dates 🥺😭
it’s so cute🥺💞
Hailey Turner It makes BALL😎✨ like those boys and their girls PLUS their pup have my life. like i’m so thankful for them
Don't forget the new babi bodie 🥺 the litol bean
@@peachikiin OMG 😭
And don't forget henry
Mark: do you have any chest hair
ethan:*laughs historically *
*laughs in ancient greek*
@@oryx9968 underrated comment
When Mark was making fun of Ethan's speech "hAvE yOu EvER bEEn biTtEn bY A hOg" i genuinely thought it was Ethan speaking for a second-
"Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog?Have you ever been bitten by the hog?" --Ethan Nestor 2019
A true poet
but which one is the bite of 87?
I hope I die in my sleep, I hope I die on a sheep -ethan
In Unus Annus, Mark and Ethan don't do crack, crack does Mark and Ethan.
Underrated comment XD
It's so weird to think Ethan used to just be a random at a panel to HELPING WAX MARK'S PUBES
"I-I hateeverythingkillme KILLME"
Aye same mate
AYEEEE same
“I existed before we met” is like when kids forget their parents existed before they were born
EXACTLY. like, my dad had a million jobs before having me and I’m like, where’d you learn how to dOcToR?!
I always crack up at how Ethan says : "How confident in you are you, er, are… how confident are you in.. your ability to.. tell me whether I'm telling you 2 truths and 1 lie"
1:40 I'm cracking up rn
I actually understand what he is saying😂
"It hurts so gud maarrrk"
“Keep explaining.”
that was wattpad fuel right there
"I hope I die in a sheep" is my favorite moment, SO dumb and I love it
I thought it was "on"?
Why does the title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" seem like an actual Unus Annus video title?
So they _didn’t_ actually do crack then? I know I sound gullible but since UA died I can’t double check
@@ND62511 Well..... in a video Mark did say that he has "done cocaine" in a lie detector test, and Ethan always acts like he's on crack but they never had a title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hello Annus
Unus Annus is the biggest reason I Simp for Ethan
Felt
If dat aint true
Me too tho
Oh my god yes
Honestly? Same. My gf is definitely tired of me talking about him lol.
roulette: (lands on "pubes")
ethan:
ethan: so you've been to korea recently
mark: [ _INSTANT REGRET_ ]
5:54
6:26 tHeRe's oNLy oNe wOmaN iN mY LiFe aNd iTs J O A N E F A B R I C-
"There's only one woman in my life and it's Joan fabric
I think its Johann
Ethan is uncontained ADD, my brain can relate, but my crippling Anxiety keeps me in check ✌🏻
The way that Ethan says “it hurts so good Mark” always fucking kills me and I don’t know why lmao
mark’s face through ethan’s whole bit is honestly the exact same as my reaction to it
Ethan was the masochist all along...
1:05
I feel bad for Amy having to watch Ethan and Mark wax off each other's pubic hair. 😂
Hahahaha
The things you do for love!
"I can't think when i'm listening to your bullshit!"
*Me trying to do the work independently while the teacher keeps instructing us on how to do it like we're idiots*
(2:43)
4:24 Mark: “cause I f*cking hate you”
Also Mark: *lets Ethan hold him like a chicken in the chicken video even tho he always told him not to touch him*
I love how this channel is just "mark and ethan are half naked a little bit too much"
The whole time Ethan sounds like he’s trying to voice a character for smash Bros
learning that Ethan smokes weed has made so much of this make sense
You can't say that and not elaborate??? Or give sources?????
watch their video on how they are going to die, mark asks ethan if he smokes
"I've been thinking to myself 'Hey, I don't like green beans very much.'"
I'm guessing Ethan isn't on the side of Green Giant
Ethan during the labor video *has his legs spread the whole time* randomly throughout the video *makes sure the hospital gown covers up his thigh *
Ethan getting waxed is what keeps me alive
Big Panda Pal “so how do you feel about my genitals” will forever be my favourite ethan quote
@@oryx9968 my favorite is the one that follows shortly after "I hate e-everything, kill me, kill me!"
"How do you feels about my... genitals-no -How do you feel about my... pubis -I hate everything kill me kill me"
"What's your thoughts on Korea?" Best line in the whole series. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*big m e a t y claws* sends me every time 😂😂
“THE BAAAAAEEBEYYYY” will never get old
0:55
0:44 are we just not gonna talk about that Adam’s apple inversion from - P A I N???
holy hell i didn’t even notice that is he ok
Imploded, absolutely concave
5:24 "PAPA!" Lives rent free in my brain
Me too lmfao
"How do you feel about my genitals?" and "The only woman in my life is Joanne Fabric" are tied for the funniest things Ethan has ever said
Another contender: “Do you remember when Jeebus was croopusfied”
i hope i die in my sleep
i hope i die on a sheep
KILLS ME EVERY TIME
SAME
Ethan is a walking dr. Seuss book
It’s ok. You can just put the entire waxing video and the pregnancy video. It’s all chaos.
no one:
ethan: ✨✨BIG MEATY CLAWS✨✨
5:13 Mark: "What's your thoughts on Korea?" I think all of us laughed at that.
POV: your watching after Unus Annus has died
POV: youre crying over a youtube comment
It’s only cause it’s in my recommended- (maybe....)
"You know I existed before we met"
The disbelief in his voice is so funny
“My heritage!” “What are your thoughts on Korea?”
BiG mEaTy ClAwS
YoU hAiRY MaN!!
"We weren't fucking...we were mAkInG LoVe"
you ever see a clip of unus annus and you’re like “oh yeah that’s why it’s dead”
2:32 - 3:03
I hate that no other compilations have Ethan's Dr. Seuss' moment! That was so amazing. One of my favourite moments ever.
I love how 90% of this is the waxing and labor simulator videos because we all collectively agreed those hold the most crackhead energy
Istg, *I still can't get over the fact that Eef called Mark "Papa" and in a uhm, **_interesting_** tone.*
Hey, at least he was wearing socks. Therefore is was merely but ✨homiesexual✨ in that context
*but you do have a point*
For some reason Ethan saying "THERE IS ONLY ONE WOMAN IN MY LIFE AND IT'S JOANNE FABRICS" had me on the h*ckin FLOOR
Nobody:
Eef: "iT hUrTs So GoOd, MaRk!!"
"There's only one woman in my life and it's Joanne Fabrics!"
0:19 ok but like i love mark's singing voice
4:13 BiG mIghTY ClawS
one of my favorite moments of Unus Annus
Hamilton is life he says “meaty” and that makes it so much better lmfao
@@KuinasBrokenNail I thought he says "mighty" just in an accent. But it's still funny no matter what way you look at it
I feel bad for Amy because she has to film all of this
Amy came up with the concept for so many videos tho 😂😂
"Mark, I don't trust you as an individual"
- Ethan about to get his chest hair ripped off by Mark
Ethan: “It hurts so good, Mark!”
Mark: Who’s the masochist now?
"ew, i touched it" THIS GIVES ME MANY FEELINGS-
Being here a year after its death and not being able to remember the context to some of these clips is truly surreal
*How confident*
in you
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er
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how
confident
are you
in your
ability
to
tell me
wether
I'm telling yo u
2 truths
*and one lie*
Oh woah woah it’s the dance of Italy
Oh woah woah it’s the dance of Italy
*it hurts so gOoD mark*
I wish these were more in order, all the humor of mark’s “What are your thoughts on Korea” line comes from Ethan having said it first, to name an example.
“There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joanne Fabirc.” - Ethan saying one of the most confusing sentences ever without context
I screamed when he said that because I wouldn’t have thought he knew about it
The two truths one lie video was truly a staple
I love how most of these moments are from the waxing video.
AHAHAHAHAH YEAH
"we weren't f***ing, we were making love"
me: "Ethan, thats the same thing..."
Luna Fox nah fucking is like feral rabbits but making love is like intense and thorough
Nah Ethan is right, fuckin is just violent cheek beating and making love is more passionate and affectionate and caring
@@doomguy2020 See, u guys get it
"there's only one woman in my life and it's JoAnne fabric"
Okay, but Mark's impression of Eef is weirdly accurate and I hate it
there’s only one woman in my life and it’s joanne fabric
They put each other through so much pain but they still laugh their asses off
1:30 I love the sound Ethan makes so i made a timestamp so i can rewatch it over and over, thank you have a nice day.
4:08 and that
Nico Leonard He’s so cute omg ;-;
@@hunni5713 he isss, unfortunately he doesn't know i exist, nor would it be legal, he also has a beautiful girlfriend and isn't gay so i mean, he still cute though
I’m slightly offended the wax video with Jack wasn’t included, definitely some gems there
Side note: the video of Ethan trying to say Skillet is also comedy gold
“There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joann Fabric! 🤩”
6:29 when you're a seamstress and someone asks you out
I existed before we met
bullshit no you didn't
oh fuck i didn't realize you were quoting the video oh my god im sorry i was trying to be a smartass--- xDDDD
@@jayevan3878 that’s... okay? Didn’t know this comment was liked anyway xD
“BIG MEATY CLAWWWS”
GOD that still makes me cackle a whole ass year later 😂
“It hurts so good mark” said no woman in labour ever XD
The leg shaking during the birth simulator kills me cause mark knows what’s up when he asks that question
“I hope I die in my sleep
I hope I die in a sheep“
and
“This is what it means mark“ while crying
are the best moments
BIg mAeTY ClAws -Ethan 2020
I’m not wearing headphones...I’m a different breed
?
@@maritzasanchez6520 because they said at the start of the video to wear headphones 😅
I feel like unus annus was just mark and Ethan snorting spoiled milk and thinking of video ideas
"I hate everything. Kill, kill me."
My favorite line
There’s only one woman in my life and that’s JOANN FABRIC
I can only imagine Amy’s face and reactions whenever she’s filming and just encouraging Mark and Ethan😂
"....what's your thoughts on korea."
You’ve been to Korea recently right?
"I hope I die in my sleep....
I hope I die by a sheep! 😁"
*in* a sheep 😂
@@Panna.P. that's even worse
@@helios6521 yes, yes it is
This is completely out of nowhere but a while back I realized Mark's atheist lullaby is to the tune of "Call Me" by Blondie and now I can never unhear it
"What's your thoughts on Korea?" has lived in my head rent free since the episode came out.
Edit: Same with "aHh. They, are now _friends."_
I couldnt stop trying to rememeber where the hell ethans "doctor, i dont like green beans very much" quote comes from. Im so glad i found it, thank you.
“There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joanne Fabric”
Lol, I love that quote
Why does no one talk about the: " big meaty claws" 😂😂 I was wheezing at that one
Litteraly every comment is about that.
2:55 made me laugh SO HARD
The broken “how could this happen to me” and then “I hope I die in my sleep”
"I hope I die in my sleep. . . I hope I die on a sheep" always takes me out
5:52 I love how Amy realized slightly too late what Mark was doing and moved the camera as fast as she could djdjdjjs-
If u dont mind me asking, can u explain what he was trying to do? I kinda forgot what he was doing there in that episode
@@Froxerii_nuffles I believe he's trying to put the cramp simulator thing on his "ding dong" since they're trying to emulate pregnancy?
Ethan: Did it hurt?
Mark: Yeah, what happened??
This video is so hilarious I play it without headphones in public to GET a social life
Ha, wear headphones? Hell nah, imma go show this to my mom
Stale Bread Stick good luck w that lmao
@@oryx9968 thanks man, prob gonna need it but idk she has a sense of humor
ethan during the waxing video is one of my favorite things:
“I hope I die in a sheep.”
“Don’t play this out loud if you want to have a functional social life”
Bold of you to assume I had a social life