Unus Annus Best Bits - Mark and Ethan Do Crack Together

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @oryx9968
    @oryx9968  4 года назад +2599

    hey uh excuse me what the h*ck why this have so many views-

    • @wzardfrog8344
      @wzardfrog8344 4 года назад +24

      Bring cause it hilariously and awesome😂😂

    • @deljackson4006
      @deljackson4006 4 года назад +55

      It’s because you’re stinky

    • @oryx9968
      @oryx9968  4 года назад +73

      the stinkiest

    • @wzardfrog8344
      @wzardfrog8344 4 года назад +13

      um 13k views......man 42 subs good fricken job sorry i keep commenting lol

    • @NOTdweebss
      @NOTdweebss 4 года назад +20

      when your so family friendly you censor hecc

  • @Ellioomus
    @Ellioomus 4 года назад +4478

    what gets me the most is whenever Ethan comes over for the videos He brings Spencer to play with chica so they have little play dates 🥺😭

    • @haileyturner8219
      @haileyturner8219 4 года назад +70

      it’s so cute🥺💞

    • @Ellioomus
      @Ellioomus 4 года назад +32

      Hailey Turner It makes BALL😎✨ like those boys and their girls PLUS their pup have my life. like i’m so thankful for them

    • @peachikiin
      @peachikiin 3 года назад +44

      Don't forget the new babi bodie 🥺 the litol bean

    • @Ellioomus
      @Ellioomus 3 года назад +7

      @@peachikiin OMG 😭

    • @Johncena-ue2mg
      @Johncena-ue2mg 3 года назад +41

      And don't forget henry

  • @wezen4632
    @wezen4632 4 года назад +334

    Mark: do you have any chest hair
    ethan:*laughs historically *

    • @oryx9968
      @oryx9968  4 года назад +84

      *laughs in ancient greek*

    • @ellielamport
      @ellielamport 3 года назад +6

      @@oryx9968 underrated comment

  • @winter0nyx
    @winter0nyx 4 года назад +371

    When Mark was making fun of Ethan's speech "hAvE yOu EvER bEEn biTtEn bY A hOg" i genuinely thought it was Ethan speaking for a second-

  • @strawberii9893
    @strawberii9893 4 года назад +252

    "Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog?Have you ever been bitten by the hog?" --Ethan Nestor 2019

  • @LuluxSuzaYaoiLove
    @LuluxSuzaYaoiLove 4 года назад +207

    In Unus Annus, Mark and Ethan don't do crack, crack does Mark and Ethan.

  • @strawberii9893
    @strawberii9893 4 года назад +229

    It's so weird to think Ethan used to just be a random at a panel to HELPING WAX MARK'S PUBES

  • @JustAnotherLittleHuman
    @JustAnotherLittleHuman 4 года назад +237

    "I-I hateeverythingkillme KILLME"
    Aye same mate

  • @truebornseeker9767
    @truebornseeker9767 4 года назад +116

    “I existed before we met” is like when kids forget their parents existed before they were born

    • @skylerattacks4672
      @skylerattacks4672 3 года назад +2

      EXACTLY. like, my dad had a million jobs before having me and I’m like, where’d you learn how to dOcToR?!

  • @volleybrawl1
    @volleybrawl1 3 года назад +130

    I always crack up at how Ethan says : "How confident in you are you, er, are… how confident are you in.. your ability to.. tell me whether I'm telling you 2 truths and 1 lie"

  • @mikhael4808
    @mikhael4808 4 года назад +148

    "It hurts so gud maarrrk"

    • @NicoTetrox
      @NicoTetrox 4 года назад +4

      “Keep explaining.”

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 3 года назад +1

      that was wattpad fuel right there

  • @hellomarjory
    @hellomarjory 4 года назад +131

    "I hope I die in a sheep" is my favorite moment, SO dumb and I love it

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 4 года назад

      I thought it was "on"?

  • @savanna4898
    @savanna4898 3 года назад +363

    Why does the title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" seem like an actual Unus Annus video title?

    • @ND62511
      @ND62511 3 года назад +5

      So they _didn’t_ actually do crack then? I know I sound gullible but since UA died I can’t double check

    • @savanna4898
      @savanna4898 3 года назад +4

      @@ND62511 Well..... in a video Mark did say that he has "done cocaine" in a lie detector test, and Ethan always acts like he's on crack but they never had a title "Mark and Ethan do crack together" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @ixchelpena204
      @ixchelpena204 3 года назад

      Hello Annus

  • @Ace_0fHearts
    @Ace_0fHearts 3 года назад +126

    Unus Annus is the biggest reason I Simp for Ethan

  • @kkitsunekami651
    @kkitsunekami651 4 года назад +156

    roulette: (lands on "pubes")
    ethan:
    ethan: so you've been to korea recently
    mark: [ _INSTANT REGRET_ ]

  • @concordiana1111
    @concordiana1111 4 года назад +102

    6:26 tHeRe's oNLy oNe wOmaN iN mY LiFe aNd iTs J O A N E F A B R I C-

  • @myanchanaterriblemi-steak1508
    @myanchanaterriblemi-steak1508 3 года назад +92

    "There's only one woman in my life and it's Joan fabric

  • @FranFry
    @FranFry 4 года назад +111

    Ethan is uncontained ADD, my brain can relate, but my crippling Anxiety keeps me in check ✌🏻

  • @basiI
    @basiI 4 года назад +40

    The way that Ethan says “it hurts so good Mark” always fucking kills me and I don’t know why lmao

    • @oryx9968
      @oryx9968  4 года назад +2

      mark’s face through ethan’s whole bit is honestly the exact same as my reaction to it

    • @nerdywolverine8640
      @nerdywolverine8640 4 года назад +2

      Ethan was the masochist all along...

    • @clown__bastard
      @clown__bastard 4 года назад

      1:05

  • @cortniturner8810
    @cortniturner8810 3 года назад +157

    I feel bad for Amy having to watch Ethan and Mark wax off each other's pubic hair. 😂

  • @jas.per.25
    @jas.per.25 4 года назад +65

    "I can't think when i'm listening to your bullshit!"
    *Me trying to do the work independently while the teacher keeps instructing us on how to do it like we're idiots*
    (2:43)

  • @maybellm.162
    @maybellm.162 4 года назад +67

    4:24 Mark: “cause I f*cking hate you”
    Also Mark: *lets Ethan hold him like a chicken in the chicken video even tho he always told him not to touch him*

  • @trustindean5164
    @trustindean5164 4 года назад +85

    I love how this channel is just "mark and ethan are half naked a little bit too much"

  • @lastnamefirstname6700
    @lastnamefirstname6700 3 года назад +68

    The whole time Ethan sounds like he’s trying to voice a character for smash Bros

  • @nosomebody2997
    @nosomebody2997 4 года назад +65

    learning that Ethan smokes weed has made so much of this make sense

    • @jasperrulzok
      @jasperrulzok 4 года назад +12

      You can't say that and not elaborate??? Or give sources?????

    • @thealouise3567
      @thealouise3567 4 года назад +9

      watch their video on how they are going to die, mark asks ethan if he smokes

  • @bread7865
    @bread7865 3 года назад +76

    "I've been thinking to myself 'Hey, I don't like green beans very much.'"
    I'm guessing Ethan isn't on the side of Green Giant

  • @hennesseysteed7613
    @hennesseysteed7613 4 года назад +43

    Ethan during the labor video *has his legs spread the whole time* randomly throughout the video *makes sure the hospital gown covers up his thigh *

  • @Dandelionss
    @Dandelionss 4 года назад +70

    Ethan getting waxed is what keeps me alive

    • @oryx9968
      @oryx9968  4 года назад +12

      Big Panda Pal “so how do you feel about my genitals” will forever be my favourite ethan quote

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +10

      @@oryx9968 my favorite is the one that follows shortly after "I hate e-everything, kill me, kill me!"

    • @brigid1161
      @brigid1161 4 года назад +11

      "How do you feels about my... genitals-no -How do you feel about my... pubis -I hate everything kill me kill me"

  • @faz-girlentertainment1983
    @faz-girlentertainment1983 Год назад +64

    "What's your thoughts on Korea?" Best line in the whole series. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
    @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 4 года назад +123

    *big m e a t y claws* sends me every time 😂😂

  • @bellaa8663
    @bellaa8663 3 года назад +64

    “THE BAAAAAEEBEYYYY” will never get old

  • @dinnerplate4417
    @dinnerplate4417 4 года назад +79

    0:44 are we just not gonna talk about that Adam’s apple inversion from - P A I N???

    • @oryx9968
      @oryx9968  4 года назад +9

      holy hell i didn’t even notice that is he ok

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 3 года назад +1

      Imploded, absolutely concave

  • @belongtobill
    @belongtobill 3 года назад +70

    5:24 "PAPA!" Lives rent free in my brain

  • @virtualvivi
    @virtualvivi 2 года назад +63

    "How do you feel about my genitals?" and "The only woman in my life is Joanne Fabric" are tied for the funniest things Ethan has ever said

    • @samikobayashi3468
      @samikobayashi3468 2 года назад +1

      Another contender: “Do you remember when Jeebus was croopusfied”

  • @cvtwice
    @cvtwice 3 года назад +73

    i hope i die in my sleep
    i hope i die on a sheep
    KILLS ME EVERY TIME

  • @Sophendipity
    @Sophendipity 3 года назад +74

    Ethan is a walking dr. Seuss book

  • @cd6572
    @cd6572 4 года назад +105

    It’s ok. You can just put the entire waxing video and the pregnancy video. It’s all chaos.

  • @natperrell6816
    @natperrell6816 4 года назад +44

    no one:
    ethan: ✨✨BIG MEATY CLAWS✨✨

  • @Greco4915
    @Greco4915 2 года назад +118

    5:13 Mark: "What's your thoughts on Korea?" I think all of us laughed at that.

  • @vee6733
    @vee6733 3 года назад +60

    POV: your watching after Unus Annus has died

    • @YAMOMMA12345
      @YAMOMMA12345 3 года назад +4

      POV: youre crying over a youtube comment

    • @skylerattacks4672
      @skylerattacks4672 3 года назад +1

      It’s only cause it’s in my recommended- (maybe....)

  • @arorei
    @arorei Год назад +62

    "You know I existed before we met"
    The disbelief in his voice is so funny

  • @Egg-qn5pd
    @Egg-qn5pd 3 года назад +63

    “My heritage!” “What are your thoughts on Korea?”

  • @morticorus
    @morticorus 4 года назад +74

    BiG mEaTy ClAwS

    • @maia413
      @maia413 4 года назад +2

      YoU hAiRY MaN!!

  • @lowheadvarney158
    @lowheadvarney158 3 года назад +75

    "We weren't fucking...we were mAkInG LoVe"

  • @hollowmoth
    @hollowmoth 3 года назад +42

    you ever see a clip of unus annus and you’re like “oh yeah that’s why it’s dead”

  • @magicaleevee843
    @magicaleevee843 3 года назад +49

    2:32 - 3:03
    I hate that no other compilations have Ethan's Dr. Seuss' moment! That was so amazing. One of my favourite moments ever.

  • @whizzersterriblehorribleno773
    @whizzersterriblehorribleno773 4 года назад +29

    I love how 90% of this is the waxing and labor simulator videos because we all collectively agreed those hold the most crackhead energy

  • @qaiwiwi
    @qaiwiwi 3 года назад +72

    Istg, *I still can't get over the fact that Eef called Mark "Papa" and in a uhm, **_interesting_** tone.*

    • @cake-ie7uh
      @cake-ie7uh 3 года назад +8

      Hey, at least he was wearing socks. Therefore is was merely but ✨homiesexual✨ in that context
      *but you do have a point*

  • @eleanorneath530
    @eleanorneath530 3 года назад +47

    For some reason Ethan saying "THERE IS ONLY ONE WOMAN IN MY LIFE AND IT'S JOANNE FABRICS" had me on the h*ckin FLOOR

  • @EllieCarnahan
    @EllieCarnahan 3 года назад +67

    Nobody:
    Eef: "iT hUrTs So GoOd, MaRk!!"

  • @juxtra6113
    @juxtra6113 4 года назад +51

    "There's only one woman in my life and it's Joanne Fabrics!"

  • @cloudiistars
    @cloudiistars 4 года назад +51

    0:19 ok but like i love mark's singing voice

  • @tubboisbestboi2974
    @tubboisbestboi2974 4 года назад +63

    4:13 BiG mIghTY ClawS
    one of my favorite moments of Unus Annus

    • @KuinasBrokenNail
      @KuinasBrokenNail 4 года назад +4

      Hamilton is life he says “meaty” and that makes it so much better lmfao

    • @tubboisbestboi2974
      @tubboisbestboi2974 4 года назад +4

      @@KuinasBrokenNail I thought he says "mighty" just in an accent. But it's still funny no matter what way you look at it

  • @thanosthegrape8642
    @thanosthegrape8642 4 года назад +131

    I feel bad for Amy because she has to film all of this

    • @babieofchat8667
      @babieofchat8667 3 года назад +2

      Amy came up with the concept for so many videos tho 😂😂

  • @kieranobrien9203
    @kieranobrien9203 3 года назад +50

    "Mark, I don't trust you as an individual"
    - Ethan about to get his chest hair ripped off by Mark

  • @NathanLyb
    @NathanLyb 2 года назад +81

    Ethan: “It hurts so good, Mark!”
    Mark: Who’s the masochist now?

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 4 года назад +36

    "ew, i touched it" THIS GIVES ME MANY FEELINGS-

  • @fka_sophrosyne
    @fka_sophrosyne 2 года назад +60

    Being here a year after its death and not being able to remember the context to some of these clips is truly surreal

  • @user-kh2uz5hl6o
    @user-kh2uz5hl6o 4 года назад +114

    *How confident*
    in you
    are you
    er
    are
    how
    confident
    are you
    in your
    ability
    to
    tell me
    wether
    I'm telling yo u
    2 truths
    *and one lie*

  • @ispeakmovie
    @ispeakmovie 4 года назад +53

    Oh woah woah it’s the dance of Italy
    Oh woah woah it’s the dance of Italy

  • @annae082
    @annae082 4 года назад +72

    *it hurts so gOoD mark*

  • @Mushboom37
    @Mushboom37 2 года назад +95

    I wish these were more in order, all the humor of mark’s “What are your thoughts on Korea” line comes from Ethan having said it first, to name an example.

  • @shallowphoenix
    @shallowphoenix 2 года назад +104

    “There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joanne Fabirc.” - Ethan saying one of the most confusing sentences ever without context

    • @samikobayashi3468
      @samikobayashi3468 2 года назад

      I screamed when he said that because I wouldn’t have thought he knew about it

  • @sarahkin36
    @sarahkin36 3 года назад +44

    The two truths one lie video was truly a staple

  • @JohnDoe-tl4gm
    @JohnDoe-tl4gm 3 года назад +57

    I love how most of these moments are from the waxing video.

  • @that1bunny821
    @that1bunny821 4 года назад +75

    "we weren't f***ing, we were making love"
    me: "Ethan, thats the same thing..."

    • @MikuCat11
      @MikuCat11 4 года назад +10

      Luna Fox nah fucking is like feral rabbits but making love is like intense and thorough

    • @doomguy2020
      @doomguy2020 4 года назад +11

      Nah Ethan is right, fuckin is just violent cheek beating and making love is more passionate and affectionate and caring

    • @oryx9968
      @oryx9968  4 года назад +6

      @@doomguy2020 See, u guys get it

  • @beanlord4795
    @beanlord4795 3 года назад +39

    "there's only one woman in my life and it's JoAnne fabric"

  • @danivee8572
    @danivee8572 4 года назад +58

    Okay, but Mark's impression of Eef is weirdly accurate and I hate it

  • @andipet3523
    @andipet3523 4 года назад +40

    there’s only one woman in my life and it’s joanne fabric

  • @Weezerfanatic
    @Weezerfanatic 2 года назад +44

    They put each other through so much pain but they still laugh their asses off

  • @clownbong
    @clownbong 4 года назад +36

    1:30 I love the sound Ethan makes so i made a timestamp so i can rewatch it over and over, thank you have a nice day.
    4:08 and that

    • @hunni5713
      @hunni5713 4 года назад +5

      Nico Leonard He’s so cute omg ;-;

    • @clownbong
      @clownbong 4 года назад +5

      @@hunni5713 he isss, unfortunately he doesn't know i exist, nor would it be legal, he also has a beautiful girlfriend and isn't gay so i mean, he still cute though

  • @arinicole5641
    @arinicole5641 4 года назад +52

    I’m slightly offended the wax video with Jack wasn’t included, definitely some gems there
    Side note: the video of Ethan trying to say Skillet is also comedy gold

  • @islandsicedtea
    @islandsicedtea 2 года назад +62

    “There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joann Fabric! 🤩”

  • @yeetmeister6969
    @yeetmeister6969 4 года назад +40

    6:29 when you're a seamstress and someone asks you out

  • @cassie4516
    @cassie4516 4 года назад +82

    I existed before we met

    • @jayevan3878
      @jayevan3878 4 года назад +5

      bullshit no you didn't

    • @jayevan3878
      @jayevan3878 4 года назад +2

      oh fuck i didn't realize you were quoting the video oh my god im sorry i was trying to be a smartass--- xDDDD

    • @cassie4516
      @cassie4516 4 года назад +1

      @@jayevan3878 that’s... okay? Didn’t know this comment was liked anyway xD

  • @jessicabudin
    @jessicabudin 3 года назад +37

    “BIG MEATY CLAWWWS”
    GOD that still makes me cackle a whole ass year later 😂

  • @T1redCr0w
    @T1redCr0w 2 года назад +72

    “It hurts so good mark” said no woman in labour ever XD

  • @Seeitall728
    @Seeitall728 Год назад +37

    The leg shaking during the birth simulator kills me cause mark knows what’s up when he asks that question

  • @rainyclouds7631
    @rainyclouds7631 4 года назад +22

    “I hope I die in my sleep
    I hope I die in a sheep“
    and
    “This is what it means mark“ while crying
    are the best moments

  • @R-P-A
    @R-P-A 4 года назад +56

    BIg mAeTY ClAws -Ethan 2020

  • @born-to-be-a-thursdays-child
    @born-to-be-a-thursdays-child 3 года назад +57

    I’m not wearing headphones...I’m a different breed

  • @timesphere5199
    @timesphere5199 2 года назад +56

    I feel like unus annus was just mark and Ethan snorting spoiled milk and thinking of video ideas

  • @bldypwz
    @bldypwz 4 года назад +19

    "I hate everything. Kill, kill me."
    My favorite line

  • @caitlinmmmarie
    @caitlinmmmarie 3 года назад +32

    There’s only one woman in my life and that’s JOANN FABRIC

  • @sophiabeebeeboo4579
    @sophiabeebeeboo4579 3 года назад +26

    I can only imagine Amy’s face and reactions whenever she’s filming and just encouraging Mark and Ethan😂

  • @thepigeonking9035
    @thepigeonking9035 3 года назад +58

    "....what's your thoughts on korea."

    • @scottvogel8477
      @scottvogel8477 3 года назад +1

      You’ve been to Korea recently right?

  • @helios6521
    @helios6521 3 года назад +70

    "I hope I die in my sleep....
    I hope I die by a sheep! 😁"

    • @Panna.P.
      @Panna.P. 3 года назад +4

      *in* a sheep 😂

    • @helios6521
      @helios6521 3 года назад +1

      @@Panna.P. that's even worse

    • @Panna.P.
      @Panna.P. 3 года назад

      @@helios6521 yes, yes it is

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 4 года назад +35

    This is completely out of nowhere but a while back I realized Mark's atheist lullaby is to the tune of "Call Me" by Blondie and now I can never unhear it

  • @anicrue
    @anicrue 2 года назад +67

    "What's your thoughts on Korea?" has lived in my head rent free since the episode came out.
    Edit: Same with "aHh. They, are now _friends."_

  • @katiethemm4302
    @katiethemm4302 3 года назад +31

    I couldnt stop trying to rememeber where the hell ethans "doctor, i dont like green beans very much" quote comes from. Im so glad i found it, thank you.

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 2 года назад +41

    “There’s only one woman in my life and it’s Joanne Fabric”
    Lol, I love that quote

  • @riverevans726
    @riverevans726 4 года назад +30

    Why does no one talk about the: " big meaty claws" 😂😂 I was wheezing at that one

  • @camilat.7999
    @camilat.7999 3 года назад +29

    2:55 made me laugh SO HARD
    The broken “how could this happen to me” and then “I hope I die in my sleep”

  • @bashfularmadillo7283
    @bashfularmadillo7283 3 года назад +32

    "I hope I die in my sleep. . . I hope I die on a sheep" always takes me out

  • @cal_amity7319
    @cal_amity7319 2 года назад +56

    5:52 I love how Amy realized slightly too late what Mark was doing and moved the camera as fast as she could djdjdjjs-

    • @Froxerii_nuffles
      @Froxerii_nuffles 2 года назад +2

      If u dont mind me asking, can u explain what he was trying to do? I kinda forgot what he was doing there in that episode

    • @cal_amity7319
      @cal_amity7319 2 года назад +2

      @@Froxerii_nuffles I believe he's trying to put the cramp simulator thing on his "ding dong" since they're trying to emulate pregnancy?

  • @bbsushiboy
    @bbsushiboy 4 года назад +25

    Ethan: Did it hurt?
    Mark: Yeah, what happened??

  • @lullsbaby9321
    @lullsbaby9321 4 года назад +42

    This video is so hilarious I play it without headphones in public to GET a social life

  • @staleloser6459
    @staleloser6459 4 года назад +48

    Ha, wear headphones? Hell nah, imma go show this to my mom

    • @oryx9968
      @oryx9968  4 года назад +5

      Stale Bread Stick good luck w that lmao

    • @staleloser6459
      @staleloser6459 4 года назад +4

      @@oryx9968 thanks man, prob gonna need it but idk she has a sense of humor

  • @shinyshinyyshinyyy2197
    @shinyshinyyshinyyy2197 Год назад +32

    ethan during the waxing video is one of my favorite things:
    “I hope I die in a sheep.”

  • @darkspedicey1418
    @darkspedicey1418 2 года назад +46

    “Don’t play this out loud if you want to have a functional social life”
    Bold of you to assume I had a social life