Explaining my French JRWI Sea Shanty translation/parody

I wrote a French translation/parody of ‪@JustRollWithIt‬ 's Sea Shanty for the Riptide campaign and I explain the lines.
I am my own target audience because I unironically sing this in my head. Once sheet music or an instrumental version is released, I want to sing it with music and not just raw a cappella.
here's me trying my best singing: • What If the Riptide Se...
Transcribing this was hard because it's mostly in English but also French, which isn't picked up by the system. Took me longer to transcribe than it did to record. or felt like it at least!
What If... the Riptide Sea Shanty was French?