500 Pounds Of Cooked Pasta Appears In The Woods

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
  • Around 500 pounds of cooked pasta appeared near a creek in Old Bridge, New Jersey and no one knew how it got there
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  • @whatwhat9519
    @whatwhat9519 25 дней назад +20077

    The racoons must have been disappointed when it all disappeared

    • @remytheraccoon
      @remytheraccoon 25 дней назад +374

      As a raccoon, I can confirm

    • @wapnicawapnica9745
      @wapnicawapnica9745 25 дней назад +257

      imagine a raccoon finding it one day then running to call his friends and then can’t finding it in that place

    • @Cryptic141
      @Cryptic141 25 дней назад +121

      "I swear Gary I saw a pile of pasta right there!" - Joe from the Raccoon Federation

    • @willhull9075
      @willhull9075 24 дня назад

      Noland​@@wapnicawapnica9745

    • @darrenswails
      @darrenswails 24 дня назад +32

      "I WAS SAVING THAT"

  • @Them84788
    @Them84788 25 дней назад +28767

    If he just added sauce, everyone would've been happier

    • @Badskater69
      @Badskater69 25 дней назад

      @Uttp_juggernautI asked you fucker

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn 25 дней назад

      ​@Uttp_juggernautoh. My. Fcking. God.
      SHUT UP. YOUR "CONTENT" IS WORSE THAN A GOOGLE SLIDE.
      DELETE THIS ACCOUNT. LEAVE THAT P3DO FILLED DISCORD. AND TRY AND GET A NORMAL NON-UTTP LIFE

    • @KingDiszi
      @KingDiszi 25 дней назад +126

      They would've been ass to elbow if they added sauce

    • @hotchocolate728
      @hotchocolate728 25 дней назад

      ​@Uttp_juggernaut🤖

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 25 дней назад +125

      The mayor's statement made it sound like he had the same thought

  • @hitthurdeaux
    @hitthurdeaux 23 дня назад +2359

    Can’t even dump 50 lbs of pasta into the woods without the surveillance state catching you these days. Smh.

    • @DoTheFlopp
      @DoTheFlopp 18 дней назад +13

      I hope thats sarcasm

    • @grandcommander1140
      @grandcommander1140 17 дней назад

      ​@@DoTheFlopp dra åt helvete

    • @hitthurdeaux
      @hitthurdeaux 15 дней назад +89

      @@DoTheFlopp it was a joke, but a good joke always contains truth to it

    • @DoTheFlopp
      @DoTheFlopp 15 дней назад +6

      @@hitthurdeaux fair

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 13 дней назад +16

      ​@@DoTheFlopp I was hoping it wasn't

  • @Neoentrophy
    @Neoentrophy 22 дня назад +687

    Dumping food in the woods isn't the worst crime, I can see he probably thought the animals would appreciate it

    • @johncummings4137
      @johncummings4137 21 день назад +79

      That's my thought. Not gonna hurt anybody. In fact, might even help out the soil and some hungry animals.

    • @Mae_Renneburg
      @Mae_Renneburg 21 день назад +74

      Same here. Dumping foods in the woods is one of the least immoral crimes I can think of, next to jaywalking, tax fraud, and bringing more than three ounces of shampoo through the TSA.

    • @Vexatiouss
      @Vexatiouss 21 день назад +32

      @@Mae_Renneburg if anything I personally feel it’s good to throw out food. The whole entire earth is a cycle. The food goes into the ground. The ground grows new things when I eat a banana in a vehicle. I just throw it out the window with an apple.

    • @VeaFlea
      @VeaFlea 20 дней назад +44

      Dumping 500 pounds of food because you don't know what to do with it instead of donating it to some kind of charity is the most american military thing I've ever heard. 😂

    • @sinenomine5921
      @sinenomine5921 20 дней назад +18

      ​@@VeaFlea ikr, I was wondering why nobody was mentioning it could go to a food bank or something. That could feed many people, why throw it away?

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 25 дней назад +18767

    “Keeping a full pantry” for older people rarely means the food is fresh. I clean homes for the disabled and elderly adults and the food is 2/3 years past it’s date 75% of the time.

    • @Aramis___0_o
      @Aramis___0_o 25 дней назад +852

      When cleaning out my Great grandmas house in the mid 2010’s we found a couple boxes of stouffers from the early 80’s and other similar stuff

    • @crash8803
      @crash8803 25 дней назад +304

      Ignorance is bliss. In this case, it results in an abundance of unnecessary storage, i.e., forget to check and use the older one first. The experience you share is welcoming knowledge. Thank you for your sharing.

    • @feightictac
      @feightictac 25 дней назад +37

      I only got this because I was playing a game and screamed a bunch about the dumb cooking mechanics and magic pasta. 😂

    • @BarocaS2
      @BarocaS2 25 дней назад +74

      Pffft. I moved into a new place recently. My housemate isn't a hoarder, he's very clean but he doesn't like change 😅. Which means the kitchen is the same as it looked in the 70s. Anyway , while cooking I've found several viles of herbs and spices from the early 2000's. Last week I used gravy granules from 2012 😂. There's an opened and half drunk bottle of wine in the pantry from 1996 😂. The wardrobes have a mix of clothes from 4 decades 😅 and he has a VCR plugged in and a house phone that he pays for but never uses.

    • @user-bi3oc2jt4t
      @user-bi3oc2jt4t 25 дней назад +76

      Most of the time the food is still safe to eat even if it’s past it’s date

  • @Sam-pc5cr
    @Sam-pc5cr 25 дней назад +3636

    "Multiple boxes" doesn't really do it justice, lmao

    • @consisepepper73
      @consisepepper73 25 дней назад +74

      Multiple crates 😅

    • @Jaylan-ov8vr
      @Jaylan-ov8vr 25 дней назад +22

      Probably the water getting absorbed made it look bigger but it definitely was way more then multiple

    • @VyvienneEaux
      @VyvienneEaux 25 дней назад +5

      “Numerous”

    • @jorceshaman
      @jorceshaman 25 дней назад +12

      According to professor Google, pasta is 2-2.5x the weight when cooked. Going with the 2.5x figure, that's still 200 lbs of uncooked pasta that he dumped!

    • @youtubeusername1489
      @youtubeusername1489 25 дней назад +11

      In this case, you use "a fuck ton'

  • @turtle0053
    @turtle0053 21 день назад +43

    You gotta feel for the guy
    Cleaning a hoarders mess when they pass is a incomprehensible task

    • @oliviamizzi33
      @oliviamizzi33 День назад +2

      Just because somebody keeps a pantry FULL doesn't mean they're a hoarder. People have a pantry for a reason.

  • @Themanhimself000
    @Themanhimself000 22 дня назад +90

    Sounds like the perfect background for the creepy-pasta

  • @razemander
    @razemander 25 дней назад +2747

    The word "appears" makes it sound as if it naturally occurs every so often.

    • @WaterEnthusiast12
      @WaterEnthusiast12 25 дней назад +16

      It does

    • @BurritoBoi352
      @BurritoBoi352 25 дней назад +49

      Yeah, do you not know the North American Pasta Tree? I was originally grown in Italy, but when some Italian immigrants moved to the U.S.A, they brought some European Pasta Trees with them, witch eventually became a separate species because of the unique climate, soil, and Americans’ taste in pasta in the Atlantic Coast

    • @kona702
      @kona702 25 дней назад +1

      ​@@BurritoBoi352 shhh we've been keeping this a secret on the East Coast for years now for fear of another pasta tree plundering
      like the one of 1783 from the west coasters

    • @Dietrich_Kaufmann
      @Dietrich_Kaufmann 25 дней назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 25 дней назад +8

      ⁠@@BurritoBoi352good old April first's spaghetti tree. Though spaghetti squash actually exists.

  • @itsjdjen
    @itsjdjen 25 дней назад +5093

    It's very saddening to hear his mother pasta way.

    • @Khanhvo9100
      @Khanhvo9100 25 дней назад +224

      @Uttp_juggernaut yeah yeah yeah if it's better then why don't you try to shut up?

    • @IsaacAhmed-fo3hn
      @IsaacAhmed-fo3hn 25 дней назад +57

      Bot maybe?

    • @g.o2092
      @g.o2092 25 дней назад +25

      Underrated comment! 😂😂😂

    • @fear_of_blackmen
      @fear_of_blackmen 25 дней назад

      It's a bot, just report him for promoting terrorism​@@Khanhvo9100

    • @TF2isaDeadGame
      @TF2isaDeadGame 25 дней назад +62

      NOOOOO YOU DID NOOOOOOT-

  • @Sonic-gy7kq
    @Sonic-gy7kq 22 дня назад +31

    This dude: “passta”

  • @lilythearcticfox
    @lilythearcticfox 23 дня назад +76

    Him: Describes the man's location, family status, and military status
    Also, him: We don't know his identity

    • @oldfrozenwolf6803
      @oldfrozenwolf6803 21 день назад +15

      Theres like 65k people that live in that area yes you probably could cut that down a bit with some investigation but theres still a lot of people that would fit that exact description
      You ain't finding them

  • @levimcelveen7558
    @levimcelveen7558 24 дня назад +2012

    Bro really said pass ta

    • @GetPhiledIn
      @GetPhiledIn 22 дня назад +57

      My Italian ears are bleeding marinara sauce...

    • @mahrinui18
      @mahrinui18 21 день назад +54

      Yeah what a way to find out he's Canadian

    • @__8120
      @__8120 21 день назад +20

      Is it supposed to be pah-sta?

    • @hellohaveagoodday
      @hellohaveagoodday 21 день назад +4

      That's how you say it

    • @thawtianajawnson30
      @thawtianajawnson30 21 день назад +7

      Yes because he’s Canadian.

  • @fear_of_blackmen
    @fear_of_blackmen 25 дней назад +3255

    Italian's nightmare

  • @Ty_Ty_Miniblox
    @Ty_Ty_Miniblox 15 дней назад +3

    Bro took ‘moms spaghetti’ too seriously 😭

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin 23 дня назад +27

    Donate it to the poor?! NO WAY! STRAIGHT INTO THE WOODS!!

    • @breadwithcrumbs
      @breadwithcrumbs 23 дня назад +15

      true just donate expired food for the poor he should have just donated the expired food for the poor fr

    • @Jaffjv
      @Jaffjv 23 дня назад +3

      Mental illness. Something not right in his head (possibly PTSD) on top of grief makes people do strange stuffc

    • @cutecutemizuki
      @cutecutemizuki 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@breadwithcrumbsisnt pasta nonperishable though

    • @Glitch-Gremlin
      @Glitch-Gremlin 23 дня назад +4

      @@breadwithcrumbs When i was hungry and didn't have money for food, i was HAPPY to eat slightly expired food. plus where in this video did it say the Noodles were expired? i don't recall hearing them say that. all i hear is his mother had a "Full Pantry" and he wanted to get rid of it.

    • @Glitch-Gremlin
      @Glitch-Gremlin 23 дня назад +1

      @@cutecutemizuki I've eaten Ramen Noodles that are 3 or 4 years old before, when i was Very Hungry and Very Broke. the best of times, the worst of times. but they tasted great to me. actually the best Ramen noodles ive ever had. "probably cause i was Hungry" i Thank God Almighty i have Food, and a Non-Leaky Roof over my Head, today.

  • @Capitalist_gamer
    @Capitalist_gamer 24 дня назад +1745

    Multiple Italians were found crying from the lost pasta

  • @joebykaeby
    @joebykaeby 25 дней назад +674

    Most New Jersey thing ever - sees a massive pile of pasta in the woods and the first thought is “what, no souce?!”

    • @BananaBotanists
      @BananaBotanists 24 дня назад +5

      As a New Jersey Human I approve

    • @pronemanatee6861
      @pronemanatee6861 24 дня назад +3

      @@BananaBotanistsI to as a resident of New Jersey

    • @king_pathik
      @king_pathik 24 дня назад +1

      Those who are scorned enough to be from the unspoken land are not to be referred to as human, but as the forsaken ones.​@BananaBotanists

    • @Eze-oz2wc
      @Eze-oz2wc 23 дня назад

      @IronLand we live in iron land we love ironland

    • @pragyanmishra9624
      @pragyanmishra9624 23 дня назад

      ​@@Eze-oz2wc y'all in that cult too

  • @munchems
    @munchems 13 дней назад +2

    How to occupy the minds of millions of people for free.

  • @BoberMcBoberson
    @BoberMcBoberson 8 дней назад

    I had to pause this, and immediately make a comment, the second I heard you pronounce “Past-uh” 🤣

  • @dinamush1342
    @dinamush1342 25 дней назад +1041

    I'm surprised no one made the joke about creepy pasta. Talk about an italian urban legend

    • @jnb222
      @jnb222 23 дня назад +2

      I was just going to before I saw your comment😔

    • @Chase.h.hillenberg
      @Chase.h.hillenberg 23 дня назад +5

      Jesus Christ I remember when this happened how did I didn’t think of that 😭

    • @MetalKeith666
      @MetalKeith666 23 дня назад +3

      Non ne ho mai sentito parlare, cos'è?

    • @774game
      @774game 22 дня назад

      Now there is one

  • @snartdingus
    @snartdingus 25 дней назад +330

    nothing is more overwhelming then being filled with grief and suddenly having a ton of garbage to get rid of. I can relate omg

    • @christopherhall5361
      @christopherhall5361 23 дня назад +4

      I had to clean out an old friends house, he was quite the hoarder and it took 4 dumpsters...believe me no one was more upset about the clean up than we were losing a loved one

    • @riccardopetrina4212
      @riccardopetrina4212 23 дня назад

      VSauce, Michael here. What if...it wasn't a loved one *music starts*

    • @arctic_desert
      @arctic_desert 23 дня назад +1

      After my parents cleaned out my grandmother's house, they went home and started donating their books because they didn't want to do the same thing to my brother and I 😅

  • @abubatata1222
    @abubatata1222 23 дня назад +2

    Clearly a cover up so you all can deny the existence of the flying spaghetti monster

  • @mikehowe2768
    @mikehowe2768 22 дня назад +11

    Are you kidding me that’s biodegradable you can’t give somebody a ticket for something biodegradable

    • @VisonsofFalseTruths
      @VisonsofFalseTruths 22 дня назад +11

      Still illegal dumping. Next to a creek ain’t great. That stuff is gonna rot quick if it’s hot and humid, then you just have piles and piles of mold. Sometimes there’s more to this stuff than “it’s biodegradable.”
      That said, the people bitching about apple cores on hiking trails can eat the entire contents of my ass. SOMETIMES there’s more to it.

    • @lilbee281
      @lilbee281 20 дней назад

      In some places its ilegal to feed the wildlife. Can cause animals to be dependent on humans and gets them more comfortable being around us, causing accidents

    • @hiTocopter
      @hiTocopter 8 дней назад

      @@VisonsofFalseTruths Mold is literally how things biodegrade. There's more mold in a square kilometer of forest than on all the moldy foods you'll see in your life.
      You're not hurting nature by dumping food. You're nurturing it with nutrients.
      This is purely a society issue. And illegal dumping laws are usually created to keep people and nature safe by disallowing dumping of things that don't biodegrade well or that might harm an ecosystem. Like industrial chemicals or kitchen appliances. I'm with OP.

  • @lizandbrentdavis8558
    @lizandbrentdavis8558 25 дней назад +641

    “Pasta way” 💀💀💀 I am going to hell

  • @Rex-CT-hx5ps
    @Rex-CT-hx5ps 25 дней назад +854

    As a New Jersey man, I can confirm this is a typical day in our state.

    • @chasejames1782
      @chasejames1782 23 дня назад +1

      Man. I should move back

    • @PsycheDude
      @PsycheDude 23 дня назад +4

      I grew up in NJ, and I had to leave to get away from all that craziness...
      So I moved to Florida 😅

    • @yan160
      @yan160 23 дня назад +5

      @@PsycheDudeim not sure florida was a good choice because a man was found eating cheesecake in the everglades

    • @PsycheDude
      @PsycheDude 23 дня назад +1

      @@yan160 publix cheesecake? That's the best 😄

    • @yan160
      @yan160 23 дня назад +1

      @@PsycheDude some one was half naked eating cheesecake and when someone spotted him he ran away with his yummy cheesecake

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 21 день назад +1

    Agent Mulder: Do you think the Flying Spaghetti Monster was here?
    Agent Scully: I don't know Mulder, but by the looks of it, Italians were most likely involved.

  • @hypnagogue
    @hypnagogue 3 дня назад +1

    this dudes singular forehead crease grows bigger every video it’s scary

  • @xmostbg5396
    @xmostbg5396 25 дней назад +111

    I thought it was an april fools joke as she "pasta way"

    • @NiKiMa023
      @NiKiMa023 22 дня назад +2

      You need to leave! 😂

  • @moonhawk_
    @moonhawk_ 25 дней назад +120

    They told him "no worries, it's all in the past-a"

  • @GlobeWarmer
    @GlobeWarmer 23 дня назад +1

    "Passta"😂

  • @caelanholder3765
    @caelanholder3765 23 дня назад +1

    “Passtuh”
    😂

  • @MWNTI_Studios
    @MWNTI_Studios 25 дней назад +800

    The pronunciation of Pasta is insane.

    • @MykiiMescal
      @MykiiMescal 25 дней назад +32

      the only other people i’ve heard say it that way are english

    • @nicknackau
      @nicknackau 25 дней назад

      @Uttp_juggernautshut up you insufferable bot

    • @bm2015lol1
      @bm2015lol1 25 дней назад +30

      Canadian? Midwestern? Never met an Italian? Alien? 🤔 unsure

    • @libraweiss4270
      @libraweiss4270 25 дней назад

      ​@Uttp_juggernautBS, ur channel sucks asf!!!

    • @MWNTI_Studios
      @MWNTI_Studios 25 дней назад +12

      @@MykiiMescal I mean, I'm Southern. Native Texan. I have only heard Aussies and Brits say it like that.

  • @justsomeguy1691
    @justsomeguy1691 25 дней назад +619

    Dude must’ve fought in Italy lol, all that spaghetti triggered his PTSD

    • @bule_n999
      @bule_n999 25 дней назад +1

      Fr 😂

    • @michaeltheherrmann
      @michaeltheherrmann 25 дней назад +5

      Pastamatic

    • @gseany
      @gseany 25 дней назад +13

      Post traumatic spaghetti disorder

    • @dis_madman2736
      @dis_madman2736 25 дней назад +2

      ​@@gseany hmm. Well played

    • @MilolXd
      @MilolXd 25 дней назад +2

      now he got to zoom through a whole ass tower to save his restaurant

  • @HMT_main
    @HMT_main 16 дней назад +1

    Damn. His mom Pasta-way…

  • @fragment1520
    @fragment1520 23 дня назад

    The flying spaghetti monster has blessed us!

  • @undersizedajj
    @undersizedajj 25 дней назад +20

    Someone expecting gravy with the pasta is the craziest part of this story

  • @lklobs
    @lklobs 25 дней назад +68

    As someone who lives in NJ and close to where this happened (New Brunswick), I have never felt more state pride

  • @DarkVampireL
    @DarkVampireL 23 дня назад

    Oh my god! The way he says “pow-sta”😂

  • @ZHulse18
    @ZHulse18 7 дней назад

    This is clearly the flying spaghetti monster, running from a battle he must lick his wounds from

  • @stephenantonsson_II
    @stephenantonsson_II 25 дней назад +71

    As a New Jersey resident I can confirm we do in fact keep hundreds of boxes of pasta on standby

    • @riccardopetrina4212
      @riccardopetrina4212 23 дня назад

      "I'm looking at it thinking: what fruitcake's operating this, we don't have this much pasta. It didn't reproduce itself"

  • @Warhawk-dz2gt
    @Warhawk-dz2gt 25 дней назад +23

    She's the lady from the math problem

  • @simplybork
    @simplybork День назад

    Lately I've been getting the feeling I came in at the end. The best is over

  • @ItsDaChallenger
    @ItsDaChallenger 22 дня назад

    This guy is obsessed with pasta, this is the third short today Ive seen him talk about pasta 😂

  • @kurtie6794
    @kurtie6794 25 дней назад +78

    The way you say “pasta” like “pastor” with a (maybe) Boston accent…

    • @hevnervals
      @hevnervals 25 дней назад +2

      Not in the UK

    • @BamBam_TYM
      @BamBam_TYM 25 дней назад

      Past-
      A
      Pasta.
      I mean if you sound it out

    • @BananaGrace
      @BananaGrace 25 дней назад +6

      It’s “pauh-stuh”

    • @TheSpindlecat
      @TheSpindlecat 24 дня назад +1

      He's Canadian, I'm guessing (we say it that way, and i force myself not to lol)

    • @ewewspicy
      @ewewspicy 24 дня назад +1

      @@TheSpindlecatchecked his bio, he’s Canadian lol. Was wondering why he said it like that

  • @Albertothyinnit
    @Albertothyinnit 25 дней назад +286

    Least Italian Pastry💀

    • @muffintri3232
      @muffintri3232 25 дней назад +9

      What did the Italian mom say to her kid
      It's pasta bedtime

    • @oddadvertisment3365
      @oddadvertisment3365 25 дней назад

      Its a pantry, if you want to know what an italian pastry looks like, google Silvio Berlusconi. Rest in Piss old man

    • @roymackenzie-jy4lr
      @roymackenzie-jy4lr 25 дней назад +3

      Did you hear about the Italian man?
      He pasta way

    • @muffintri3232
      @muffintri3232 25 дней назад

      @@roymackenzie-jy4lr What happened through 1848-1849 in Italy,
      There was a Ravioli-tion

  • @FunnyDonutGuy
    @FunnyDonutGuy 22 дня назад

    I just love it when theirs weird news like this

  • @D-Rock420
    @D-Rock420 14 дней назад

    Me: "how am I suppose to farm my spaghetti if they keep removing it?"

  • @Z-13Sebastian
    @Z-13Sebastian 24 дня назад +43

    Ah yes, "past uh"

  • @jishan6992
    @jishan6992 25 дней назад +505

    Could he not have donated the food instead of wasting it away? Good god that would've fed a lot of people

    • @thalessilva3281
      @thalessilva3281 25 дней назад +296

      Maybe it was expired or bugs got into it. Or maybe he was overwhelmed and not thinking straight

    • @MrDooneylooney
      @MrDooneylooney 25 дней назад +16

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @Shiestey
      @Shiestey 25 дней назад +83

      You’re not really always in the right state of mind when you lose a loved one. People do dumb things under stress.

    • @WhyyyWhyyy
      @WhyyyWhyyy 25 дней назад +29

      My grandma did a similar thing and what happened was random bag would just be not edible because of stuff getting in it over time meaning it wasn't safe to donate some but we threw it out properly

    • @Tyranid_Hive_Mind
      @Tyranid_Hive_Mind 25 дней назад +36

      There's a good chance that the pasta is expired

  • @lovehugsdeathlol1267
    @lovehugsdeathlol1267 7 дней назад

    bro got the bart simson haircut

  • @slimmick8212
    @slimmick8212 22 дня назад

    This guy always looks like he just got done playing with his VR headset.

  • @highcat2046
    @highcat2046 25 дней назад +59

    Illegal dumping for an edible, biodegradable food product that animals and insects would have eaten in a few days if left alone.
    Gotta love the strong arm of the law eh?

    • @Denozo88
      @Denozo88 25 дней назад +7

      Thats probably why they didn't go after him as well.

    • @Mongol_Invasion
      @Mongol_Invasion 25 дней назад +9

      I was thinking the same thing. Like, I toss banana peels all the time

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 25 дней назад

      A bit here and there is one thing. A mass this size is attracting every rabid rat and skonk in a 3 county radius.
      As well as being too big for even all of them to eat it, so it's going to start molding in a couple days.
      "Dilution is the solution to pollution..."
      Until we saturate the solution

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 25 дней назад +11

      Then the other issue was where he dumped it. All of that next to a creek as it decays and gets eaten can contaminate the water right next to it. Or animals get used to the humans nearby as they eat.

    • @JazzOfTheStinson
      @JazzOfTheStinson 25 дней назад +13

      The high starch content isn't good for a lot of animals, and it could lead to a lot of animals you don't want around sticking around. Don't dump your food like this. It's not good/harmless like you think.

  • @Sometimes-I-Smile
    @Sometimes-I-Smile 25 дней назад +68

    I thought it was gonna be the guy who kept doubling the pasta every day

  • @Iloverayman560
    @Iloverayman560 9 дней назад

    The Spaghetti Trees sure are in season this year.

  • @cheesy1nacho924
    @cheesy1nacho924 20 дней назад

    The way you say “pass-tah” is fowl

  • @lorenzotessiore5002
    @lorenzotessiore5002 24 дня назад +172

    As an italian the way he is saying PAsta is killing me 💀

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 23 дня назад +5

      Same

    • @coolerplays3477
      @coolerplays3477 23 дня назад +11

      Thought I was the only one feeling irritated the way he was pronouncing pasta

    • @MetalKeith666
      @MetalKeith666 23 дня назад +3

      Ma lo dice bene

    • @jadesoda5305
      @jadesoda5305 23 дня назад

      He’s doing that to get you to comment which you fell for it hook line and sinker dumbass😂

    • @WaylonJenningsGhost
      @WaylonJenningsGhost 22 дня назад

      I replied the same way 😂 fucking atrocious pronunciation

  • @RetroMango
    @RetroMango 25 дней назад +108

    pAHsta💀💀

    • @bourbon2242
      @bourbon2242 25 дней назад +11

      That’s the British pronunciation, so I’m assuming it’s also the Canadian pronunciation.

    • @aapierce6774
      @aapierce6774 25 дней назад

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    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 25 дней назад +8

      I’m so confused, on google the pronunciation is nearly the same for American and English, do you guys actually say pusta or smth?

    • @Link9058
      @Link9058 25 дней назад

      Do you American mfs say pawsta or some shit

    • @fullfungo
      @fullfungo 25 дней назад +9

      That’s how you pronounce it. Stop clowning

  • @Lovesausage269
    @Lovesausage269 23 дня назад

    Me after work when I plan on eating it all, take 5 bites and I’m full

  • @YuzuFizzu_
    @YuzuFizzu_ 13 дней назад

    This could've been some scp thing, where pasta just appears by a creek

  • @OldMacDonaldHadAFarmEIEIO
    @OldMacDonaldHadAFarmEIEIO 25 дней назад +8

    New Jersey gang for life
    Even we don’t know what the hell goes on here

  • @seanromine3932
    @seanromine3932 24 дня назад +5

    I mean, he could have likely donated it to the VFW, they would have likely been willing to pick it up and take whatever off his hands for him feed people, help a fellow veteran. Wouldn't have had to dig through it all nor move it on his own considered how many meals people could get out of 500 lbs of raw pasta.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 17 дней назад +4

      You're assuming it was fresh. It's entirely possible most of that pasta was made during the Bush administration.

  • @justinkillsaquino
    @justinkillsaquino 23 дня назад

    "Italians have been here."
    "How can you tell?"
    :

  • @gigachadgaming1551
    @gigachadgaming1551 23 дня назад

    I did a slideshow presentation on this in school back when it happened 😂

  • @thanoshadtherightidea8724
    @thanoshadtherightidea8724 25 дней назад +11

    Illegal dumping of food in the woods is bogus. Its biodegradable. It won't hurt a damn thing to just leave it.

    • @Tanrna
      @Tanrna 23 дня назад +5

      What? It can absolutely hurt nature. Animals will eat it and it doesn't contain the nutrients they need. That's also why you shouldn't feed birds bread, it's the same with pasta.

    • @Chuckmantis
      @Chuckmantis 23 дня назад

      ​@@Tanrnano one cares... 😅

    • @XivaKnight
      @XivaKnight 23 дня назад +5

      @@Chuckmantis A lot of people care, and if you are ever in an applicable situation you should too.

    • @patigelstarberry4302
      @patigelstarberry4302 23 дня назад

      ​@Tanrna now they getting NO nutrient, fuk em

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 23 дня назад +1

      @@Chuckmantis”no one cares…”
      …about the ENVIRONMENT??? That’s just demonstrably untrue. Sit down, lol

  • @puffbird2854
    @puffbird2854 24 дня назад +3

    Genuinely so surreal hearing the name of my town in one of these videos, especially when it’s an event I remember and fucking saw in person lol

  • @HunterStrean
    @HunterStrean 16 дней назад

    Dudes face looks glued on💀💀

  • @sarahstanton49
    @sarahstanton49 23 дня назад

    When I think I need more pasta the first time cooking it:

  • @bushlovesska
    @bushlovesska 25 дней назад +4

    Ive never heard anyone say the word pasta like that before

    • @carterhalladay8852
      @carterhalladay8852 25 дней назад +1

      That’s the right way to say it though…

    • @youarewrong57
      @youarewrong57 24 дня назад

      @@carterhalladay8852 no it isn’t lmaooo. Go say that to an Italian

  • @ugh3381
    @ugh3381 25 дней назад +3

    Creek pasta keeping you big as hell

  • @lornaginetteharrison7168
    @lornaginetteharrison7168 24 дня назад +2

    So instead of simply putting the boxes into garbage bags ready to be collected, he decided to travel to the dump site, decant all of the spaghetti from the boxes, take the empty boxes home and put those in garbage bags ready to be collected instead? Why’d he decide to make things more complicated for himself? Bizarre.

    • @criticalevent
      @criticalevent 22 дня назад

      The house is across the street, he probably thought he was doing the local animals a favour.

  • @TerranceChilds-ui8nh
    @TerranceChilds-ui8nh 23 дня назад +3

    He should have given all of that food to shelter

    • @amarjeetdot
      @amarjeetdot 21 день назад

      and cause food poisoning?

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 25 дней назад +4

    Kept secret because we don’t want an international incident with Italy.

  • @Goblingimp
    @Goblingimp 24 дня назад +37

    At least the judge had some compassion considering his situation

  • @opticalbeast4947
    @opticalbeast4947 20 дней назад

    LMAO, he says "pasta" like "pahstah"

  • @bleh_girl
    @bleh_girl 2 дня назад

    This reminds me of a book I read as a kid called Strega Nona

  • @Kirkieb
    @Kirkieb 25 дней назад +83

    The only crime committed was the way you pronounced pasta

    • @페이크다이것들아
      @페이크다이것들아 25 дней назад +4

      ikr lol. P Æ S T A 😂

    • @Link9058
      @Link9058 25 дней назад +10

      It’s perfectly normal fym

    • @ythegameritaisthebest
      @ythegameritaisthebest 25 дней назад +4

      I'm Italian and that's the best pronunciation of pasta I've heard from an american

    • @mjwbulich
      @mjwbulich 25 дней назад +3

      ​@ythegameritaisthebest You're a liar, and he's Canadian. Americans mispronounce plenty of words, but pasta isn't one of them.

    • @ythegameritaisthebest
      @ythegameritaisthebest 25 дней назад +4

      @@mjwbulich I didn't say American pronounce it wrong, I just said that Doug's was the most accurate, also Canada is in america, not in the united States, but it's in the continent

  • @Psychedelic-City
    @Psychedelic-City 24 дня назад +3

    It was that girl from hell's kitchen. Once Gordon found all her pasta in the trash she knew she had to get more creative with her hiding spot

    • @riccardopetrina4212
      @riccardopetrina4212 23 дня назад

      "I'm looking at it thinking: what fruitcake's operating this, we don't have this much pasta. It didn't reproduce itself"
      Had this prepped, locked and loaded.

  • @Angry_potato69
    @Angry_potato69 23 дня назад

    "Mysterious pasta found in a forest"
    _THE ITALIANS HAS LAUNCHED THIER FIRST ATTACK_

  • @Thatoneguy15547
    @Thatoneguy15547 17 дней назад

    Italians trying not to get mad:

  • @chrisgenovese8188
    @chrisgenovese8188 25 дней назад +11

    Stories about Italian food is a fun way to pasta time.

  • @blue_canned
    @blue_canned 25 дней назад +9

    5 minutes old shorts? never seen that before

    • @DougSharpe
      @DougSharpe  25 дней назад +13

      Welcome

    • @Yamanisback
      @Yamanisback 25 дней назад

      ​@@DougSharpe18 minute shorts is great work keep it up

  • @tylerboothman4496
    @tylerboothman4496 23 дня назад

    Calvin's at it again!

  • @blobbs9520
    @blobbs9520 21 день назад

    I was kind of expecting it to be because Mangia Mangia from kitchen nightmares had closed and they needed somewhere to dump all the pre-cooked pasta 😂

  • @snowballsforu7452
    @snowballsforu7452 24 дня назад +5

    Composting isn’t illegal tf they tryna fine him for

  • @dude_in_a_suit
    @dude_in_a_suit 25 дней назад +21

    Glad he wasn't fined👏🏻

    • @altaccount9716
      @altaccount9716 25 дней назад +3

      He should have been. You can't just dumb stuff in the forest.
      But he had military privilege.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 25 дней назад +9

      ​@@altaccount9716 Let a grieving vet have one thing lol

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 25 дней назад +1

      ​@@altaccount9716 that's too weak a reference on my part, idk who I'm saying it for 😞

    • @f40carz93
      @f40carz93 25 дней назад +4

      @@altaccount9716 pasta is biodegradable and would have been fine within a week or so

    • @altaccount9716
      @altaccount9716 25 дней назад +1

      @@f40carz93 Paper is also biodegradable, should you be allowed to throw it away?

  • @Carnagemode
    @Carnagemode 2 дня назад +1

    Bro i thought trowing food in nature was fine its litterally biodegradable

  • @MasterdGoate
    @MasterdGoate 4 дня назад +1

    "PAStA?"

  • @Marlothegod
    @Marlothegod 25 дней назад +24

    the wild animals would've ate the pasta

    • @Marlothegod
      @Marlothegod 25 дней назад

      @Uttp_juggernaut get a life bozo

    • @maxhunter4053
      @maxhunter4053 25 дней назад +11

      @Uttp_juggernautCan’t even program the bot to get the name right, huh?

    • @Wolfspaine7N6
      @Wolfspaine7N6 25 дней назад

      Not animals, just bugs.

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 25 дней назад +1

      @@Wolfspaine7N6No they will eat any food available as well as bugs

    • @Wolfspaine7N6
      @Wolfspaine7N6 25 дней назад +3

      @@mid1429 my brother in Christ, they can't digest that material, nor does it even smell or look like food to them.

  • @aotearoa24-79
    @aotearoa24-79 25 дней назад +15

    Thank the mayor of the town for understanding his grief and didnt press charges on him❤ respect

  • @Abicated
    @Abicated 14 дней назад

    I feel bad. I heard his mother pasta way, and I laughed REALLY hard

  • @TerrisLP
    @TerrisLP 20 дней назад

    The paaasta part got me good

  • @dog923
    @dog923 25 дней назад +10

    Okay, sorry for his loss but what the hell was his mom preparing for? 500 pounds of pasta is insane💀

    • @massivecowbreakout7555
      @massivecowbreakout7555 25 дней назад

      Maybe she was Jewish

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 25 дней назад +2

      They said she wanted to keep a lot of food

    • @riccardopetrina4212
      @riccardopetrina4212 23 дня назад

      "I'm looking at it thinking: what fruitcake's operating this, we don't have this much pasta. It didn't reproduce itself"

  • @theshamanite
    @theshamanite 25 дней назад +3

    The fact that his mother died should've been enough to waive the fine, but it's good to treat veterans with the respect they deserve o7

  • @user-dj6jo1sm5e
    @user-dj6jo1sm5e 14 дней назад

    i’ve heard a lot of family members coming back as bunnies birds but pasta is a new one

  • @tomso9246
    @tomso9246 17 дней назад +1

    Why would he throw it away ? It is food. You can eat it. Or donate it. Or put it in the garbage can and the city will take it away.

  • @Georgasurs_
    @Georgasurs_ 25 дней назад +8

    Did he just say gravy? IT IS SAUCE!!! I know it wasn’t the narrator, but still annoys me

    • @paulhanck1123
      @paulhanck1123 25 дней назад +1

      It drives me insane when people use gravy as a generic term for sauces.

    • @Korksbebig
      @Korksbebig 25 дней назад +2

      Italians utilize the term "Gravy" for a red sauces, like a Sunday sauce. It stems from Italian-American immigrants using the term Gravy to try and sound more American. This stuck in the North-east where most Italian immigrants settled. Learn a bit of history before raging, it's not that big of a deal lol

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 25 дней назад

      ​@@paulhanck1123
      There are dishes that use gravy like Stroganoff.

    • @Georgasurs_
      @Georgasurs_ 25 дней назад

      @@Korksbebig but it isn’t gravy, I have had gravy and it is not like pasta sauce

    • @Georgasurs_
      @Georgasurs_ 25 дней назад

      @@paulhanck1123 exactly

  • @MrManbored
    @MrManbored 25 дней назад +6

    His mother pasta away

  • @Isa-es2qg
    @Isa-es2qg 23 дня назад +1

    “mother who had recently pasta-way”

  • @wormullj
    @wormullj 21 день назад +1

    PAAAASS-ta 😂