Why You SHOULDN’T Marry the Stardew Bachelors!

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025
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  • @xBrokenMirror2010x
    @xBrokenMirror2010x 11 месяцев назад +22850

    I can respect Harvey for not mixing his love life with business transactions. He should also know that if he wants to buy bulk vegetables, he ain't getting em for free.

    • @shyfoxfeatherhere6446
      @shyfoxfeatherhere6446 11 месяцев назад +818

      Which is why he goes to Pierre's to buy them. But he also have a chance of making you breakfast and dinner so I don't mind. That and his is one of the healthier relationship choices of the batchelors

    • @D4v3mill3r
      @D4v3mill3r 11 месяцев назад +463

      Idc he’s hot 😭 he’s gonna be the one in the doctor’s office after I’m done with him fr

    • @Hye.e
      @Hye.e 10 месяцев назад +128

      I have always wondered why he go buy stuff when we have literally everyone in the farm 💀💀

    • @iloveeggsandbacon
      @iloveeggsandbacon 10 месяцев назад +89

      @@D4v3mill3r no way 💀💀

    • @optimisticprime5711
      @optimisticprime5711 9 месяцев назад +39

      @@D4v3mill3rWHA-

  • @katfair7774
    @katfair7774 8 месяцев назад +2097

    Honestly, I’m not mad about Alex taking the 5K to build a man cave in the saloon. If he’d built it entirely for him, that’d be one thing but not only does it still give him a way to enjoy something that was once his dream, but it’s also a hangout spot for Gus, George, Shane and Kent which makes me happy because Kent doesn’t have much he gets to do on the daily and he seems to like it.

    • @leonorluna5037
      @leonorluna5037 6 месяцев назад +58

      Indeed! Such a precious spouse. ❤

    • @gabigel5254
      @gabigel5254 5 месяцев назад +90

      Indeed. As a spouse I was glad he could hang out with others outside the farm and not be bound to it 24/7 standing in the doorway.

    • @FloppyBumFace
      @FloppyBumFace 4 месяца назад +2

      Also it's only 5k and he asks first

    • @carolinalessa9353
      @carolinalessa9353 4 месяца назад +67

      I love Alex because first time you see him as an egocentric and then you learn that he's actually just a dummy.
      He says things out of his head without thinking and has a kindheart , cares for his grandparents, his friends on the valley and for the dog that isn't even his.

    • @alyssaisbest
      @alyssaisbest 3 месяца назад +12

      Yes justice for my hubby Alex

  • @Seannn.
    @Seannn. 11 месяцев назад +15108

    When I started playing I got knocked out after wasting my energy and my first thought was "can i just marry the doctor for free healthcare" 💀
    Wouldve been a cool feature ngl

    • @kingj5350
      @kingj5350 11 месяцев назад +475

      Harvey: i do a bit of trolling

    • @Fennoxiumquestionmark
      @Fennoxiumquestionmark 11 месяцев назад +205

      Stardew valley: British version

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 11 месяцев назад +147

      But then that'd make him the best bachelor from a gameplay pov

    • @natha.foreverybody
      @natha.foreverybody 10 месяцев назад +91

      "The medicines aren't free, honey. It's 5000, Credit card or cash?"

    • @NiamhConway_16_Panda
      @NiamhConway_16_Panda 10 месяцев назад +29

      Nah funny thing is I thought the same time married him and bro still charges you 💀 like bro fr just steals your money

  • @kermit_is_vaild9414
    @kermit_is_vaild9414 6 месяцев назад +280

    The way I loudly said “shut up” when she said Sebastian 😭😭

    • @Einslee
      @Einslee 4 месяца назад

      Like, shut up pls 🙏😌

    • @MachiMochia
      @MachiMochia 21 день назад +6

      Same 😂

    • @Mendoxs_
      @Mendoxs_ 15 дней назад +4

      I didn't hear any cons so 😌❤

    • @theangryparas3167
      @theangryparas3167 4 дня назад +6

      I don't wanna be original, gimme my depressed emo nerd boi ❤

  • @jcbbb33
    @jcbbb33 11 месяцев назад +4370

    Krobus supremacy...he's just a cute little guy

    • @AlexRodriguez0407
      @AlexRodriguez0407 11 месяцев назад +122

      Just a silly little grimbly
      A funny goober, even

    • @mase5995
      @mase5995 11 месяцев назад +189

      What’s cool is that if you were married and had kids but divorced, you can get Krobus as a roommate and he’ll help take care of the kids

    • @SansUserBluePixel
      @SansUserBluePixel 11 месяцев назад +16

      KROBUUUUUUUUUS

    • @RockruffCheeburgrr
      @RockruffCheeburgrr 11 месяцев назад +22

      He’s a little goofy goober

    • @supercamborg4218
      @supercamborg4218 11 месяцев назад +27

      If anyone talks trash about Krobus they don’t know what they’re doing

  • @engelberthovel8566
    @engelberthovel8566 5 месяцев назад +115

    I like how Elliot tilts his head so far to the side when he kisses the player, it’s cute af. He’s so babygirl

    • @lilstream
      @lilstream День назад

      the passion… the energy 😍

  • @ferntheinkling
    @ferntheinkling 11 месяцев назад +8955

    As someone who marries Elliott his cheesy lines get me every time. I am a fellow hopeless romantic writer, and I got a thing for guys with long hair. It works 😂

    • @raxxdom
      @raxxdom 11 месяцев назад +183

      REAL

    • @bethanysmith5856
      @bethanysmith5856 11 месяцев назад +366

      I'm ace aro but still thinking his cheesy lines are cute, he's my character's spouse. Already got a son, planning on naming the daughter Ellie.

    • @leoliuyanhai
      @leoliuyanhai 11 месяцев назад +20

      Fr facts!

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 11 месяцев назад +160

      I'm a guy but dayumn Elliott looks majestic as hell

    • @ferntheinkling
      @ferntheinkling 11 месяцев назад

      @@boredboi6279 I don’t see a problem here 👀

  • @Yeyeyayayoyo
    @Yeyeyayayoyo 8 месяцев назад +608

    Alex dosent deserve the hate hes getting. He was abused his entire childhood and the crap he says is literally bc of his dad. Men like alex are the type you can explain what they say is wrong and hes the type to reflect and apologize unlike REAL misogynistic jocks

    • @chet_irl
      @chet_irl 5 месяцев назад +18

      okay and he’s cuteness and boy love?

    • @Yeyeyayayoyo
      @Yeyeyayayoyo 5 месяцев назад +54

      @@chet_irl
      literally, But you wouldnt known. He has the sweetest dialouges ppl just dont even try to read them.

    • @chet_irl
      @chet_irl 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@Yeyeyayayoyo i am working on getting him to enough hearts to romance right now! i have romanced harvey and elliot and want to review all my options before i marry

    • @s.k.studio.321
      @s.k.studio.321 5 месяцев назад +19

      REALLL, (even if you weren’t referring to the female farmer x Alex ship) all of the hate towards female farmers who get with him just makes me sad and not want to play the game anymore since I’m obviously going to get judged for my interests. 😭

    • @chet_irl
      @chet_irl 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@s.k.studio.321 honestly? play the game however you want to play it, nobody can or will stop you from marrying alex if that’s what you wanna do! :3 i am romancing him rn i want to learn more about him! i’m also dating harvey and elliot…

  • @roeorca
    @roeorca 11 месяцев назад +3793

    the real reason not to marry shane is the hideous pizza wallpaper he tries to install in your home.

    • @Shark_enthusiast10
      @Shark_enthusiast10 11 месяцев назад +197

      RIGHT like I love him so much but that RANCID wallpaper is ruining me ocean aesthetic 💔💔💔💔💔 bbg no 😭

    • @jadet-rex6475
      @jadet-rex6475 8 месяцев назад +161

      Shoutout to that time I walked in, and he put fucking SPORTS BALL wallpaper in our LIVING ROOM and had the audacity to ask "do you like it?"
      ...I told him yes and kept it for a week or two, just to let him feel appreciated. But he's lucky I love him.

    • @woolybroth
      @woolybroth 7 месяцев назад +78

      this comment section is giveing poly groupchat vibes

    • @jadet-rex6475
      @jadet-rex6475 7 месяцев назад +35

      @@woolybroth This is the best and funniest take omg

    • @woolybroth
      @woolybroth 7 месяцев назад

      @@jadet-rex6475 :D

  • @Ciara991x
    @Ciara991x 6 месяцев назад +75

    The only sad thing about marrying any character is they don’t have a life outside of the farm anymore. They don’t do their normal activities in town and I just find that sad and boring.

    • @nether_prince3021
      @nether_prince3021 2 месяца назад +8

      Except for Shane and Sam.
      They work for Joja remember.
      It's literally makes sense, coz Joja is gone when you completed CC, so they lose their job.

    • @Catamaran226
      @Catamaran226 Месяц назад +6

      Alex still goes to visit his grandparents every Monday :>

    • @Ciara991x
      @Ciara991x Месяц назад

      @ that’s adorable 😭🫶

    • @ДжинТоник-с1п
      @ДжинТоник-с1п Месяц назад +4

      Tbf Sam keeps pursuing his musical career, which I like very very very much

    • @Lifeisabeautifulmess111
      @Lifeisabeautifulmess111 17 дней назад +1

      ​@@Catamaran226And Sundays the football game with the boys when you unlock that too. ❤

  • @NoBandwidth-0
    @NoBandwidth-0 11 месяцев назад +402

    I'm happy being basic, Sebby is my prince and I will guard that to my grave.

    • @Einslee
      @Einslee 4 месяца назад +7

      YESSSSSS

    • @R3vvyy
      @R3vvyy 3 месяца назад +10

      EXACTLY I've married him every time I played

    • @AngieCarter-tf5pm
      @AngieCarter-tf5pm Месяц назад +2

      Real.🫶🏻🫶🏻💗💗💗💗💗💗

    • @KandrasChannel182
      @KandrasChannel182 2 дня назад +1

      I stayed outside his room FOR HOURS just to talk to him. I can handle being basic idc

  • @user-bj6wn4jy5e
    @user-bj6wn4jy5e 9 месяцев назад +34

    Elliott with a male farmer is so goodddddd also his ten hearts event DID NOT make me uncomfortable genuinely

  • @ur._.localneptune
    @ur._.localneptune 11 месяцев назад +2049

    Jodi’s a helicopter parent, end of story. I thought Sam was like 19-26, what the heck Jodi?? And then Kentucky over here doesn’t help, because he still has the PTSD.
    Edit: I meant Kent but I’m keeping Kentucky there because autocorrect

    • @Lummi.a
      @Lummi.a  11 месяцев назад +622

      KENTUCKY LMAOOOOOO

    • @littlecherryartist
      @littlecherryartist 11 месяцев назад +253

      I'm calling him Kentucky from now on

    • @ur._.localneptune
      @ur._.localneptune 11 месяцев назад +65

      @@littlecherryartist so am I now.

    • @catsnchess
      @catsnchess 11 месяцев назад +73

      You’ve started a new tradition, haha

    • @meatbalking5
      @meatbalking5 11 месяцев назад +54

      Kentucky is perfect

  • @TheAngieIshmael
    @TheAngieIshmael 6 месяцев назад +20

    I love Elliot!!
    I love his cringey poetry and care, and when he writes you every day when he goes away on tour

  • @cocolocatomandococacola
    @cocolocatomandococacola 11 месяцев назад +4518

    idc I'll marry Sebastian bc I'm into emo boys

    • @sammarie5424
      @sammarie5424 11 месяцев назад +312

      Dude I would die for Sebastian

    • @Ambrus999
      @Ambrus999 11 месяцев назад +126

      Ayesha coded

    • @R0bloxBaddi3s
      @R0bloxBaddi3s 11 месяцев назад +181

      @@Ambrus999 HEY EMO BOY, HEY HEY, HEY EMO BOY!

    • @nowherefox
      @nowherefox 11 месяцев назад +75

      SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

    • @commonsense9558
      @commonsense9558 11 месяцев назад +140

      I married him so he could have the appreciation he deserves while also no longer live inside the basement.

  • @wcdream
    @wcdream 7 месяцев назад +25

    bro elliot was the first one i went for, i could TELL.he was the most elegant and romantic one at first glance. I NEEDED THAT

  • @shadow2frost325
    @shadow2frost325 11 месяцев назад +1480

    As a person who has married Sebastian on EVERY SINGLE Stardew save file I have played, “don’t marry Sebastian if you want to be original” is an acceptable reason on why not to marry him. I may not be original, but he’s my man and I love him. ❤️

    • @FabulousCustodes
      @FabulousCustodes 9 месяцев назад +93

      Sebastian is the superior love interest

    • @Warriorsfan26
      @Warriorsfan26 9 месяцев назад +61

      I will marry no one else but Sebastian 😅 his 14 heart event gets me every time!

    • @jiminssi2989
      @jiminssi2989 9 месяцев назад +25

      LMAO felt this so hard... 2 multiplayer runs and 1 singleplayer run later and I'm still telling myself I'll marry someone different next 🤣

    • @LittleMew133
      @LittleMew133 8 месяцев назад +38

      I didn't know Seb is such a popular choice? I thought my taste was wack.

    • @shaleny_mlynchyk
      @shaleny_mlynchyk 6 месяцев назад +17

      YES, this baby boy deserves all the love we can give to him

  • @gaolbreak1090
    @gaolbreak1090 8 месяцев назад +38

    The Sebastian part was a personal attack on me

  • @JJ-oh3lv
    @JJ-oh3lv 11 месяцев назад +4207

    As a gay man, I totally agree that male farmer x Alex is canon, and this is literally every gay man's high school bully fantasy 😂✨

    • @pink-flower.
      @pink-flower. 11 месяцев назад +368

      exactly alex is simply the gayest of the gay

    • @fabianiglesias2058
      @fabianiglesias2058 11 месяцев назад +298

      I'm gay too and I'm married to Alex, he's such a sweetheart as housewife

    • @ItsAlpha-di9mt
      @ItsAlpha-di9mt 11 месяцев назад +18

      Nah your family ain't safe

    • @ScarletDFox
      @ScarletDFox 11 месяцев назад +139

      ​@@fabianiglesias2058 I think he's more of a Trophy Husband tba

    • @UmbrellaCorporationFiredMe
      @UmbrellaCorporationFiredMe 11 месяцев назад +10

      Can confirm

  • @MissSchnickfitzel
    @MissSchnickfitzel 7 месяцев назад +25

    As a girl i always marry alex. Hes just like my bf. Cute, a little cocky at first but then super sweet and well, he is a jock.

  • @thejayinator585
    @thejayinator585 11 месяцев назад +1219

    I will not stand for this verbal Elliott slaughter, he is literally the sweetest character with zero Icks whatsoever

    • @Mints_with_insomnia
      @Mints_with_insomnia 11 месяцев назад +70

      Agreed 100 percent

    • @ZeusMakesDoodles
      @ZeusMakesDoodles 11 месяцев назад +56

      He brings you out into the middle of the ocean then pounces on you kissing you without consent

    • @oompadearest1620
      @oompadearest1620 11 месяцев назад +259

      ​@@ZeusMakesDoodles you're already dating at that point lol

    • @Lummi.a
      @Lummi.a  11 месяцев назад +214

      feminine allure….. IRRESISTIBLE?? imagine a real person said that to u

    • @Mints_with_insomnia
      @Mints_with_insomnia 11 месяцев назад +89

      @Lummi.a I'm an author mysef so he actually gave me inspiration ngl and a few of the other characters

  • @manami3164
    @manami3164 3 месяца назад +4

    Harvey is taking the money to afford the therapy he needs from seeing you half dead

  • @AnanasDragonSupremacy
    @AnanasDragonSupremacy 11 месяцев назад +379

    I imagine that Elliot writes books for our kids to read

    • @hexinthelilypond4213
      @hexinthelilypond4213 9 месяцев назад +51

      You just KNOW that man tells amazing bedtime stories

    • @shnev1346
      @shnev1346 5 месяцев назад +20

      Im marrying him so i can daydream about this🥹🎀

    • @munjena
      @munjena 2 месяца назад

      ​@@hexinthelilypond4213 only to ME, not the kids🫶🏻✨️

  • @era_Rio
    @era_Rio 9 месяцев назад +13

    As a linguistics student, I cherish Elliot dearly. 😌

  • @mysticzen4825
    @mysticzen4825 11 месяцев назад +159

    Harvey be like: Time to pay the medical bills honey
    Farmer: Can you give me a discount?
    Harvey: Hahaha you wish

  • @winter4224
    @winter4224 10 месяцев назад +4

    Dang i just love Sam because in the flower dance he said that he likes flowers xD

  • @omeortega3544
    @omeortega3544 11 месяцев назад +587

    Shane is so sweet and a lovely partner, the way he shines when talking about starting a family, how kind he is to animals and his family? He tried his very best to get better, and is still managing himself pretty well. And people hate him for his messy room? If you got to the point where he has his imoortant heart event and you feel no symapthy for him and talk trash of him for being messy like damn, you dont deserve to have his chickens.

    • @Shark_enthusiast10
      @Shark_enthusiast10 11 месяцев назад +90

      Also when you get married he brings Charlie in her own separate coop and that's the sweetest thing EVERRRR 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 I love him sm

    • @rookideetrainer1635
      @rookideetrainer1635 10 месяцев назад +128

      I was really surprised when I married him; I was expecting him to go back to being a full on 24/7 drunk, but he's just a guy going through life?
      Like he is working on himself, and why would he suddenly be a completely different person after fighting his depression and anxiety for that long?
      Half his dialogue as your husband has me going "Mood" except for him mentioning drinking. He does still mention cider and beer, so he probably does still drink, but not as heavily
      I didn't befriend/date him to "fix" him as people usually say; I befriended/dated him because I like wanted to see what he was like beneath his hostility
      But in my main save also to get his blue chickens- XD I was already married to Abigail, so I just befriended him and realized "Huh, he's actually pretty interesting" lol

    • @Koumiiki
      @Koumiiki 9 месяцев назад +17

      I love him 🥹

    • @simplyexistingd7708
      @simplyexistingd7708 9 месяцев назад +31

      Plus, he's a cute lil scruffy guy with a dad bod.
      10/10, best husband ❤❤

    • @acreativeusername8433
      @acreativeusername8433 7 месяцев назад +5

      YEAHHH TELL EM

  • @GuckDaBaws
    @GuckDaBaws 9 месяцев назад +4

    Sebastian, just for all the „Sebby, we need to grow our product“ jokes

  • @whatisasked
    @whatisasked 11 месяцев назад +420

    my student asked me who is my stardew spouse and i replied sebastian. he then said to me "sebastian???" I WAS CALLED OUT BY MY STUDENT 😭

    • @FabulousCustodes
      @FabulousCustodes 9 месяцев назад +40

      Turn the tables on him, make fun of his stardew spouse

    • @fxrris_whxxl6617
      @fxrris_whxxl6617 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@FabulousCustodes ESPICALLY IF ITS PENNY. (sorry to my Penny wives/husbands

    • @kaylanoack6181
      @kaylanoack6181 4 месяца назад

      You’re the only other person besides myself that likes Sebastian as their spouse 😂

    • @Einslee
      @Einslee 4 месяца назад

      Omfg, you absolutely cannot go wrong if it's Sebastian 😭

    • @kaylanoack6181
      @kaylanoack6181 4 месяца назад

      @Mazal_fps I have no idea 😂 but I neverrr see anyone else with him lol

  • @smee9776
    @smee9776 9 месяцев назад +14

    Leave my husband alone. Alex has the best character development

  • @KRW604
    @KRW604 11 месяцев назад +46

    My first husband was Sam because I loved his goofy himbo energy. I still give him gifts when I’m trying to marry other candidates in different files because I just can’t get away from him 😂

  • @sophiaraeyes2171
    @sophiaraeyes2171 5 месяцев назад +3

    Tbh I'm glad that in my first playthrough I married Harvey he's such a genuine sweetheart. Maybe it's a me thing drawing some parallels to my life, but I didn't mind at all having the majority of chances interacting with him being in the clinic because he's so busy with work that he doesn't have much time to actually go out and socialize/do hobbies. He keeps business and personal life separate, but slowly starts to open up and learn to relax as he gets closer to the farmer. The hot air balloon event was so endearing watching him muster up the courage to conquer his fear of heights, and even after marriage this man is so sweet and loving to the farmer and the kids. The whole experience felt simple and realistic, and his iconic line of not being the most exciting guy, but will be loyal to you for the rest of his life got me weak!!!
    Also, I like the idea of my farmer as a veterinarian (I chose the Meadowlands Farm) since I'm prepping for vet school, and marrying another doctor albeit for people just fits so perfectly. 💙💚

  • @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy
    @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy 11 месяцев назад +140

    I’ll just marry the tractor from the tractor mod

    • @rookideetrainer1635
      @rookideetrainer1635 10 месяцев назад +3

      Well, uh... you planning to have kids with it? Just a general question; I removed the Crib from my house lol

    • @Anuj.Karia.
      @Anuj.Karia. 2 месяца назад

      ​@@rookideetrainer1635the exhaust pipe would work well enough though, not sure how to produce more baby 🚜

  • @isabelrendon8008
    @isabelrendon8008 2 месяца назад +2

    Sebby is the best husband ever. The guys water all the crops every two or three days, he also gives you jewelry and starfruit and is the sweetest husband ever.

  • @Schleepyguy
    @Schleepyguy 11 месяцев назад +231

    Now we need a bachalorette version

    • @_h_e_l_
      @_h_e_l_ 11 месяцев назад +14

      Yes I’m curious what she’s going to say about Haley 😂

    • @wornouthoodie
      @wornouthoodie 11 месяцев назад +11

      if i hear any more penny slander i think i’ll cry

    • @XS_Niccals
      @XS_Niccals 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@wornouthoodie FR Like istg I can't go anywhere without being haunted by people dissing my wife 😭

    • @oddllamasquad9737
      @oddllamasquad9737 11 месяцев назад +2

      She’ll tell you to marry Haley, like she does in basically every video

  • @FauxSteel
    @FauxSteel 11 месяцев назад +333

    Sebastian is the literal reason I’m Bi lol

    • @nequk7915
      @nequk7915 11 месяцев назад +1

      Saaaaaaame

    • @Jayce-verse
      @Jayce-verse 11 месяцев назад +1

      ....Same

    • @tipsyGn0stalg1c
      @tipsyGn0stalg1c 11 месяцев назад +11

      idk man you can still have attraction to characters of one gender without being attracted to that gender, not to devalue your gender experience but if you haven't had attraction to a (living) man then i'd maybe consider that you just like girls and fictional men? of course you don't have to listen to me and i don't mean to devalue your sexuality since i am bisexual myself lol

    • @Einslee
      @Einslee 4 месяца назад

      ..same. 😅

  • @Atsushi_Edits
    @Atsushi_Edits 7 месяцев назад +7

    I’m sorry but Elliot’s little twirl killed me🤣
    My humor is ✨B R O K E N✨

  • @melon0637
    @melon0637 10 месяцев назад +77

    Sam sneaking me in through his window was actually... Pretty fucking adorable 👀

    • @Idkanymore__13
      @Idkanymore__13 5 месяцев назад +1

      Frr

    • @KittKattKayy
      @KittKattKayy 3 месяца назад +5

      I mean, as someone under 18, sure. But for a 24 yr old man to sneak you through his window and hide you from his mom? Hard pass.

  • @pixlethevtuber
    @pixlethevtuber 4 месяца назад +1

    Okay, but with Harvey, I'm pretty sure you're legally not allowed to give discounts to your patients (actually, I'm pretty sure doctor's aren't meant to treat their spouses bc of HIPPA or something? IDK) Harvey is my bbg and I'll defend him with my life🥰

  • @kay_wal0013
    @kay_wal0013 11 месяцев назад +166

    If yall dont want Harvey, leave him to me then!!! He is the only one with an adorable blush face! Those cute green eyes are just😭💓

  • @moonpower8
    @moonpower8 5 месяцев назад +3

    Elliot is my true love, don't care what anyone says about him. As a romantic and a writer AND a lover of men with long hair, he really speaks to me.

  • @vanilla._mocha
    @vanilla._mocha 11 месяцев назад +44

    i will never handle a manchild if its in person. but when it comes to Sam, oh dear-- he's the love of my farmer's life

  • @themadamvampire
    @themadamvampire Месяц назад +1

    Sebastian is my favorite! I'll be carrying a frozen tear and chase him down going "My Sebby boo senpai!"

    • @MachiMochia
      @MachiMochia 20 дней назад +2

      Same 😂 everyday I’m just going ‘SEBASTIAN WHERE R U??’ And when I find him I’m like ‘I found you my future husband’

  • @wellhellothere3997
    @wellhellothere3997 10 месяцев назад +34

    i will NOT tolerate elliott slander on ANY given day. he is looking camp straight in the eye and saying “i can do it better.” AND THEN HE DOES. he is simply on too high a plane for all of you

  • @TokoFukawa8
    @TokoFukawa8 28 дней назад +1

    I literally hate when the spouses say "I love you" BUT I MARRIED ELLIOT ANYWAY. Naturally I got a divorce before the season even ended.

  • @morganhood4935
    @morganhood4935 11 месяцев назад +58

    i love poetry men sm ill definitely be marrying elliott next 🩷🩷🩷

  • @publiusii4246
    @publiusii4246 4 месяца назад +1

    I kinda wish the different spouses had different powers my first playthrough I went straight for Leah (I like red heads). And she meantioned fixing up some fences I was like oh cool that makes sense, cuz she works with wood and often hangs out with robin at the summer festival learning from her. I was bummed to find out they all did that. It would be so cool if all of the marriage candidates had some kind of special power to help out around the farm even if a lot of them were just like money multiplyers

  • @localtownsimp
    @localtownsimp 11 месяцев назад +56

    Slander on my man Elliott
    He is the best out of all of them 😤

  • @voxgoomba
    @voxgoomba 8 месяцев назад +3

    you won't stop me from marrying sebastian especially since i have a mod that adds heart events and dialogue YOU WILL NOT

  • @Chespingod
    @Chespingod 11 месяцев назад +31

    I don’t care if I’m unoriginal, I’m getting my emo boy.

  • @jcabbage9683
    @jcabbage9683 8 месяцев назад +2

    Wait. But Shanes progress doesn't go out the window? Isn't there another heart event after you marry him where's he's playing games at the saloon and you THINK he's drinking but he's not? He stops drinking when you marry him, js

  • @fionna_cool_girl
    @fionna_cool_girl 11 месяцев назад +10

    Harvey is like Sheldon but with planes instead of Trains

  • @HufflepuffPrefect9363
    @HufflepuffPrefect9363 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm 8 in game years in my 1st play through in less than 6 months, and i have everyone at the 8 heart (given i can't bring myself to date then breakup with them) but im still alone in my farm house because I can't choose. I'm thinking about just choosing krobus

  • @Solaris_The_Moth
    @Solaris_The_Moth 11 месяцев назад +28

    Honestly the people who marry Sebastian are simultaneously the most and least mentally stable people who play this game. Also, I personally think that if I can't have a crisis with someone in their basement at 4 in the afternoon then I can't marry them. I need someone to be just as mentally ill as I am.

  • @Tactical_SP
    @Tactical_SP 7 месяцев назад +3

    I dont CARE about being original! Me and Sebastian have so much in common. Both in a band, both ride motor cycles, both absolutely LOVE frogs, videogames, and sashimi being our favorite food. Only thing is, i like to workout and go outside, he doesn’t seem very active lol 😅

  • @Kaylee-Bear
    @Kaylee-Bear 11 месяцев назад +73

    I think Shane relapses, which is a common thing to happen with recovering alcoholics. That wouldn't be a dealbreaker for me tbh
    The dealbreaker for me with Shane is that he reminds me of my father 😭

    • @frauleinbird
      @frauleinbird 11 месяцев назад +1

      Oh God, oh no, now I'm seeing it too...

    • @rookideetrainer1635
      @rookideetrainer1635 10 месяцев назад +3

      He's closer to my mother than father lol Gives me a deeper separation
      And yeah, I also don't think his relapse ruins his story; I lived with a smoking relapser for 8 years until I moved out. I know how hard recovery is, so I'm gentle about them happening even if it upsets me
      People recovering from an addiction are good enough, even if they still have bad days

    • @SecretKeeperForever9
      @SecretKeeperForever9 8 месяцев назад +2

      That's a pretty normal part of recovery. As long as they pull back out I get it and as long as they don't cause any significant problems when they do relapse. I found it more weird he just leaves Jaz with Marine. She's literally his godchild so that was a bit weird.

    • @ElegantHope
      @ElegantHope 6 месяцев назад +2

      if people design any mods that 'fixes' Shane after marriage, I hope they keep this in consideration. Relapsing is still there, but he gives you dialogue about progress and improvements.

  • @katsukeys2092
    @katsukeys2092 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sebastien makes me coffee and goes on walks and works on his motorbike and tends to my cat! He’s the GOAT and I won’t hear anything else

  • @Elixirs_Sketchyy
    @Elixirs_Sketchyy 11 месяцев назад +20

    My sweet boy Elliott! Especially since he keeps his dreams after marriage ❤

  • @BestOnii-ChanInJapan
    @BestOnii-ChanInJapan Месяц назад +1

    Me after having already married Elliott AND having no regrets:

  • @ElTheAce
    @ElTheAce 11 месяцев назад +20

    My theater kid, book loving, touch starved ass, would LOVE TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE ELLIOTT
    Also, we name twins :D

  • @asrozaidi
    @asrozaidi 3 месяца назад +1

    Harvey charging me 500 is a drop in the ocean when farmer's alrdy making more bank than anyone in Pelican Town 😭 love him

  • @CourtneyIsLovely
    @CourtneyIsLovely 11 месяцев назад +4

    Me trying to choose between Harvey (dilf energy) and Elliot (handsome squidward energy)

  • @CertifiedClanker
    @CertifiedClanker 2 месяца назад +1

    Harvey is the best bachelor imo because his post-marriage lines are so fucking sweet!
    Ex: “You saved me from a life of eternal loneliness. Thank you.”
    Not only that, but he’s very affectionate and attentive to your characters personal needs. If it weren’t for still having to pay him for medical shit, he’d be perfect.

  • @Charlie_Does_Art
    @Charlie_Does_Art 11 месяцев назад +19

    Alex is just amazing as male farmer can confirm. The fact that George has some special lines about it depending on how many hearts you have with him is cool too

  • @kankrivantas5536
    @kankrivantas5536 7 месяцев назад +3

    Ok, but Elliot with a male pc? Chefs kiss. He also has the best hair out of all of the characters. You can't convince me otherwise

  • @V33LUV3R
    @V33LUV3R 11 месяцев назад +25

    Me totally not sending this to my friend who loves Alex

  • @KatsiYori-zk5gm
    @KatsiYori-zk5gm 5 месяцев назад +2

    In one of my farm saves, as a female, I married Shane and divorced, I married Alex and divorced, and I settled with Sebastian.

  • @CoReaVT
    @CoReaVT 11 месяцев назад +4

    There should be a mod for like, extra marriage partner features. You can use Elliot’s boat, or Sebby’s motorcycle. What’s yours is mine, and whatnot

  • @faithcritchfield1066
    @faithcritchfield1066 2 месяца назад +1

    But Harvey rubs oils into my back in the winter to keep my skin healthy 😭 he's so sweet

  • @ItsLux1211
    @ItsLux1211 11 месяцев назад +64

    This Really Just Shows How Much Shane’s Marriage Holds Him Back He Would Have Been Q Perfectly Designed Story If It Didn’t Fail At The Last Jump

    • @katyishere
      @katyishere 11 месяцев назад +10

      The immersive shane mod helps a lot with this

    • @SharkTooth.Productions
      @SharkTooth.Productions 11 месяцев назад +8

      And i also hate his room, It look’s so horrible when i married him. A perfect house turned into 50% Perfect. I MUST KEEP MY HOUSE PERFECT!!!

    • @jessikaemanuelleirias3698
      @jessikaemanuelleirias3698 6 месяцев назад +1

      So true, and honestly, why keep the homeless picture? They could've changed it at least, hahahhas😂😂😂

  • @maliaswett6199
    @maliaswett6199 2 месяца назад +2

    ALL THE ELLIOT HATE IS SOOO UNWARRANTED he’s honestly the best option imo 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @ACertainMonth
    @ACertainMonth 11 месяцев назад +24

    What if you have SO MANY BRAIN CELLS that you can marry Alex and still be one of the smart people? 😎

  • @Hemilleart
    @Hemilleart 4 месяца назад +1

    Why is NOBODY talking about HARVEY'S 10 heart event??? THE HOT AIR BALLOON DATE ❤🥺🥺🥺 (Also the Easter Egg on the background's sky colors ❤)

  • @NotLunarlakes
    @NotLunarlakes 11 месяцев назад +19

    I can agree with all of them but Harvey, now for me personally I don’t really die or pass out in stardew, so I only see him saying sweet things, cooking food, being embarrassed and supportive! 😂❤

  • @Seven_frog
    @Seven_frog 5 месяцев назад +1

    Elliot saying that made my stomach do the thing
    Im a booktok girly

  • @ElisePitts
    @ElisePitts 11 месяцев назад +8

    Always marry Harvey he has interests and he actively works to conquer his fears. Also he’s a grown independent man and is never rude to you.

  • @Ducks-Love-Water
    @Ducks-Love-Water 6 месяцев назад +1

    At least Harvey enjoys when I visit him for no reason in the clinic 😭😭😭

  • @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw
    @LoganProbablynot-ef1tw 11 месяцев назад +26

    Can we get a mod where Shane actually redeems himself and stops drinking

    • @red-road-rot4970
      @red-road-rot4970 5 месяцев назад +2

      You dont need it he does it in the game already. He gets sober and starts drinking joja cola when hes getting cravings

  • @Moonfazer
    @Moonfazer 6 месяцев назад +1

    i love elliot. he’s the only one i marry in my playthroughs

  • @Tokomaris_Hex
    @Tokomaris_Hex 11 месяцев назад +5

    I love Shane. I don’t know why. I just love Shane. Maybe because he had barbecue dad energy. Or maybe because I’m also depressed.

  • @crazycarpaccio882
    @crazycarpaccio882 4 месяца назад +1

    "Don't marry Alex if you're a female farmer."
    I literally just got together with him 😭

  • @tannerdoestoons
    @tannerdoestoons 11 месяцев назад +5

    I WENT FOR SHANE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME, HE'S PRECIOUS AND I SHALL CONTINUE TO BELIEVE HE STAYED SOBER.

    • @tannerdoestoons
      @tannerdoestoons 5 месяцев назад

      I apologize for my past. I'm still married to Shane in my main save but I've since been enlightened and I'm now going for Haley in another save

  • @orangutansoda
    @orangutansoda 8 месяцев назад +1

    Harvey does acts of service for me.
    He makes me breakfast, offers me massages, and helps feed the animals.
    He made us a special dinner.
    He’s like super sweet. It’s not his fault he has to charge me when i die. Bros gotta make money somehow and im the only one who really does anything around here

  • @hideyourchocobars7353
    @hideyourchocobars7353 11 месяцев назад +13

    Power move: just don't marry

  • @adrianaimendoza9416
    @adrianaimendoza9416 5 месяцев назад +1

    I married Sebastian and after the flower dance and him saying "Ugh, do I have to dance w you?" I WAS SO HURT! I eventually divorced him and married Harvey and I'm so happy w that choice 😭

    • @MachiMochia
      @MachiMochia 21 день назад

      I asked him too but he said ‘Do I have to’ the reason is because Sebastian never liked loud events. The reason he always dances with Abby is because it’s programmed like that. Sebby is really sweet and he occasionally gives gifts like void essence

  • @thatonekid5794
    @thatonekid5794 11 месяцев назад +30

    STOP DISSING HARVEY HE DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THISSSSS

    • @amaeliss7827
      @amaeliss7827 9 месяцев назад

      He's literally ableist to george

    • @spacegirlsgf
      @spacegirlsgf 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@amaeliss7827dawg thats penny wrong character

    • @amaeliss7827
      @amaeliss7827 9 месяцев назад

      @@spacegirlsgf girl he takes her side

    • @spacegirlsgf
      @spacegirlsgf 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@amaeliss7827 ok but when was harvey ableist to george?? 😭😭

    • @amaeliss7827
      @amaeliss7827 9 месяцев назад

      @@spacegirlsgf again, he sided with the girl who ASSAULTED HIM.

  • @NotATurnip
    @NotATurnip 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm a die hard Shane lover. You don't need to fix him you just need to love him. He makes you food and will water your garden for you. If you have kids together he is an adorable father. The chickens are just a plus.

  • @pixelate_panda808
    @pixelate_panda808 11 месяцев назад +11

    Me and my friend call Elliot the human version of Wattpad 😭

  • @sadlittleratboy
    @sadlittleratboy 4 месяца назад

    I like the multiple spouses mod. There's actually a save where I'm currently working on marrying all of them, like every single character male and female, and all of these things are really good to know

  • @Appl3_Peel
    @Appl3_Peel 9 месяцев назад +3

    Not me spending 7 weeks to marry Sebastian and then hearing this-
    Btw love ur channel

    • @MachiMochia
      @MachiMochia 20 дней назад

      He is really sweet I’m a proud Sebby fan and I didn’t regret marrying him he gives me void Essence every few days

  • @IDKwhyimhere675
    @IDKwhyimhere675 7 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who married shane on my perfect playthrough. Yeah…it doesn’t undo all his progress. He does have dialogue implies he drinks. But anytime he has the urge to go back to his old ways he goes to the salloon to play games. Thats what his 14 heart event is about. Plus over half his dialogue is about how much better he feels and how lucky he is to have you. And on saturdays he spends most the day looking after his chicken charlie

  • @loganjoh1
    @loganjoh1 11 месяцев назад +5

    Interested to see what reason Lummi comes up with for her baby girl Haley

    • @Hye.e
      @Hye.e 10 месяцев назад +1

      prob nothing and say she is perfect XD

  • @ladyezmia
    @ladyezmia 3 месяца назад

    Me using the Gojo mod: “Perfect !!”

  • @Miloaukermans_number1fan
    @Miloaukermans_number1fan 11 месяцев назад +15

    i love Alex 😞

  • @Ihopeusteponalego
    @Ihopeusteponalego Месяц назад +2

    I’d marry Harvey because we have similar outlooks on business 😣

  • @AlexTheShitpostPartypooper
    @AlexTheShitpostPartypooper 11 месяцев назад +11

    I married Sebastian not because “COME ON FRICK ME EMO BOI” but because I love the whole “hate eachother to lovers” thing and also he reminds me of me like come on he needs love

    • @NanaNaima1
      @NanaNaima1 9 месяцев назад

      He doesn't hate you in the beginning. The only character that has that trope is Shane, hell be rude AF and then ask why you keep bothering him. Sebastian is just closed off at first and uninterested

    • @AlexTheShitpostPartypooper
      @AlexTheShitpostPartypooper 9 месяцев назад

      @@NanaNaima1 somehow I hate that I agree, but also disagree, cause enemies to lovers has many different sub levels (or I just read too much smut)

  • @sweetskin
    @sweetskin 4 месяца назад +1

    i love sam, he’s so sweet and cute. his inner child is still intact but is also quite mature once you get to know him. he reminds me a ton of my actual boyfriend lol

  • @debble.the.silly.
    @debble.the.silly. 9 месяцев назад +14

    for the shane enjoyers.
    you cannot fix him.
    YOU CANNOT FIX HIM.

    • @helbraheals
      @helbraheals 6 месяцев назад +4

      He is fixed! He doesn’t binge and pass out anymore 😋

    • @debble.the.silly.
      @debble.the.silly. 6 месяцев назад

      @@helbraheals the stains on the carpet in his spouse room say otherwise...

  • @dicentra985
    @dicentra985 4 месяца назад +1

    Nah, Harvey deserves his allowance. At this point, he's my sugar baby. Also he's just so adorable, the air baloon date even though he's terrified of heights❤ it's his way of saying "i'm fascinated by this, but scared. However, with you, i'm willing to try new, scary and exciting things".
    I also just have a thing for mustaches😅

  • @TheEldritchKnight1317
    @TheEldritchKnight1317 11 месяцев назад +8

    Please tell me Elliot doesn't say the line when i'm playing a man. I really don't want him to give me disphoria hes so sweet

    • @acatshii6597
      @acatshii6597 11 месяцев назад +14

      From what i read in wiki, he just replaces the feminine part to masculine so.. Good luck

    • @TheEldritchKnight1317
      @TheEldritchKnight1317 11 месяцев назад

      @@acatshii6597 I hope so. Thanks

    • @ilovecats52fandom
      @ilovecats52fandom 11 месяцев назад +14

      He compliments ur jawline if ur a guy