i got her up to 3 hearts before I found out she was married... because of a cutscene. i dunno what i thought seeing demitrius in her house, i just didnt question it until the cutscene
shes first person i wanted to date when my friend bring me to play this game for the first time, then she told me shes married to demetrius and i was like WTF NOOOOO
@@Gamesux421That house upgrade felt like so much more work than the rest of the entirety of my brother and I’s previous min maxing journey, let me tell ya, holy shit. It seemed worth it though. Looks fancier than the any player farmer’s house.
my whole inspiration for buying it was penny. i honestly would probably only buy it after i had nothing else to do if it was just for pam. penny though. first romanceable i married. sure she may no longer be my main pick but she does hold a special place in my heart. "you never forget your first love" as they say
I intend on providing the supplies AND paying for Robin’s labor (like heal housework oc, but Robin isn’t being charitable) again. I’m very close to 10 hearts with everyone for the first time, so I care a bit more about Penny this time. Last time, I helped for the same reason Robin did. That trailer is ugly. I was having Trash Bear clean my town, and I just wanted to snap Pam’s plastic lawn chair in half. Chuck it in the dumpster behind the train tracks. Anything
I literally always marry Emily just so I can rub it in his face. I love the clothing therapy event, where Clint comes in and just says "Oh.. I understand. Congrats [player name]" always makes me so happy. Also she seems like one of the only bachlorettes who actually devote themselves to you.
"You won, Farmer. Enjoy Emily, I hope she makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Farmer. You ruined my life -- completely -- so you could have the waifu."
Linus is probably my favorite character in the game. Bro’s got nothing to his name but a heart of gold, and he’s willing to risk it for you when a bat knocks you down deep in the mines.
@@oksyyyy333i thought he would say that he saw others run off after rummaging through your pockets? iirc he doesn’t like the treasure chest because he thinks money is a curse
@@rokukou no, the player doesn't really do anything, they just stay by his side and the most they ever do is taking him to the hospital. Shane takes all the desicions he has to take to get better. He wasn't forced to go apologize to the player and tell them he's getting better, but he did. He wasn't forced to not roll over and throw himself off the cliff, but he still didn't do it. Shane's arc is about having a friend (maybe eventually lover) being there for you even when you think you don't deserve it.
@@mertensiam3384 And then it gets undone when you marry him because the dev forgot about all that and just went "oh right shane is the drunk one" when making his new dialogue
Dude willy is just a legend I always get my fishing skill maxed the first (because it's the easiest) TO HONOR HIM And Honestly how can you hate a character like him he is so simple and why's i like him Just me rambling about fishing And because it's fun in my opinion to fish it's just so calm (most of the time) and peaceful I use it to pass time or earn extra cash But sadly in the later stages of the game fishing became useless because you earn so much money by farming or taking care of animals
you know when i talked to haley for the first time she said i had shitty clothes, and still, something in me made me gift her a flower, and she looked so happy to receive it that i gave her another the next day, and then during the flower dance thing i invited her for a dance (thinking that 2 hearts is enough for a dance between friends) and she literally said "ew… no", and i went 😨😨😍😍 and immediately started an "eight hearts with haley" speedrun, so maybe you’re right
both his life and wellbeing improve a LOT after he marries you so i beg to differ on that and i think it's realistic too since he does still have some flaws that gives him more personality, so there is that too
@@mertensiam3384 exactly, for one to trully change, they need to fail again and again and understand that the fact they are actively trying to be better and change bad habits, then little by little failures stop happening so frequently, until you succede
Honestly, I marry Leah for the storyline it makes in my head. I just think she makes the most sense as your wife. You're both very canny, helpful and hard-working people on the outskirts of town, you both spend your childhood in Pelican Town before moving to the big city, you both decided to come here for a fresh start in life, you're both gambling hard on making it in the valley because there's not much left to go back to in the city. I don't know, that just seems to be the most logical pairing. Two ambitious city dwellers helping each other out and finding happiness, success, and love away from all the noise and hassle of modern living. Also, her dialogues are very good. Especially the Summit scene: _“I think we've both found what we were looking for in this place. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else, but here with you.”_ That's some Tenki no Ko, Kimi no Nawa love story shit, bro. I love that shit.
Not gonna lie, I partially picked Elliot cause I felt bad for the poor lonely depressed writer living in a shack by the sea. He's kinda like a cat I picked up off the street 😅🤣
she mistreats the disabled, remember when she pushed george without asking his permission? how would you feel if you were disabled and trying to do something only for someone to shove you out of the way? it makes you feel like you have no control over your life anymore. and she gets mad at you for calling her out?
@@plasmoasis, she apologized when called out. Girl was raised by an angry drunk in a trailer and spends her days teaching children who aren’t hers. She’s trying her damn best
@@alejandrasanchez3022pretty sure haley gets less toxic the more hearts and admires the things you admire more So does shane but he still somehow doesn't change
When I was young and oblivious I hated Linus. I thought every time I passed out it was him stealing my money and hated him for it. Now I have aged, and with that I have wizened, and learned the LINUS IS A FUCKING G 👑
@@Kelekonareally? when i had the choice I chose to leave him And he was cool about it I think he says something about being afraid of you asking him to live with him
"My interest in Emily after 1 conversation" mfs when this drug-addict looks at you through the screen in the most sinister way possible at 2-heart event:
*"Emily is a crazy drug-addict"* mfs when they turn on their TV first thing in the morning to watch a lady using crystals to talk to ghosts and predict luck:
It is interesting that people consider her to be some mere druggie even though cosmic dream fruits and psychedelic blue-haired mermaids exist in this game also. (Interesting also that Emily is the only character who comments on the special quality of the *Mermaid's Pendant* )
Me doing the most advanced math possible to figure out the nanosecond i can get to the saloon right when elliot gets there on the 1 day a week he goes there (he does not exist any other time) OR me being a runner and a track star dashing all over the map trying to figure out where he is every day
One thing that really ticks me off is that people NEED to "fix" Shane. You can't "fix" him, nor any other mentally ill person. It's ofc always nice to have someone who there's to be supportive and be helpful, but don't have a savior complex
I don't like how either group of people ever treats Shane. On one hand you have the people you mention, that try to say they're "fixing" him. On the other hand, you have weirdos saying that he regresses and that he's horrible for having a relapse. You truly can't win if you like Shane for how true and realistic his story feels as a mentally ill person. Worst part is, in canon, the farmer doesn't do much. They're there for Shane, and they show their support, but all the desicions Shane take are his own. Nobody "fixes" him, he betters himself and puts in extra effort to even apologize to the farmer for being rude and for what he made them go through. Most Stardew Valley players are sooooo weird about mental illness no matter where you look.
@@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 I said fix because that's what some of the fandom wants to do and that's why I also put it into quotations. I'm not saying you can't help people who are suicidal or struggling, I'm saying you cannot fully change them to become better. They themselves have to gradually become better and it's not okay for anyone to take full responsibility and personally believe they can make someone not want to commit anymore because that's just not how it works.
penny PUSHES the old man in the wheelchair and you're telling me she doesn't do anything interesting? bro dont get me started on her first date being in the SPA
I am a gay man that likes sports. Alex is literally perfect to me. I understand this ain't common... it's insane how Alex is the best gay candidate and the worst straight candidate
But why is that? I would think woman would like him, coz hes s jock who does that steryotype American highschool shit u see in movies. I dated Haley but its like shes the female version of him
@@minervasucicorbegoso2097 didnt expect that. Elliot seens like the most boring character to me. If I played as a female, maybe I would try Sam or Sebastian lol
the divorce robin mod is genuinely kinda ass it botches robins character and instead of the "cool mom" thing she's a fanfic-reading anime waifu (and is apparently double the farmer's age?? nobody talks about that??)
But have you considered... *_EXPLOSIVE AMMO?!?_* Makes clearing rocks close to walls a breeze, and it's a quick way to finish mummies if you don't have a crusader weapon.
Haley is best girl. No one likes her initially, but it's nice to see her opinion of your character and their work change as you progress the relationship.
Unconscious bias. People don't like IRL crystal ladies, I suppose. But in the context of the SDV world, Emily is well-versed on the mystical, and is a possibly even related to mermaids.
@@fqertexirte3054 Yeah, she's chill, kind, diligent etc. Really no bad traits at all. Her beliefs and practices are also fine, because she's very respectful about them. I just found that a large portion of the community characterizes her as being more extreme and crazy than she actually is.
@@dmin5782 fandom it is. Its problem for most of things in game actually, fandom somehow makes everyting worse, or to be precise one part of the fandom most of it just silent readers
I was NOT expecting Shane's cliff cutscene bro I play games to escape real life (having to talk someone down from suicide) but he's a super good character and I love him But Harvey and Elliott are my boys
I don't know why other players usually seem so down on Shane, sad people deserve love too ❤ I like how there is a character that represents those with depression in stardew, his story really touched my heart.
@@ralcogaming7674 He doesn't leave his addiction at all, but still he stops drinking on a daily basis.. Which is still a lot better. Expecting him to be a saint after marriage is unrealistic at some point
When i first started playing stardew valley, my initial instinct was to be nice to everyone, to give them little nice gifts and talk to them every day. And then Evelyn told me about her childhood memory of that freaking shell, and it was her birthday literally the next day. So i thought that it would be very thoughtful to give her gold quality shell for her birthday and she hated it, and it made me legit sad and a little bit of mad so i restarted the day. Still mad about it.
0:10 - Krobus is unironically better roommate than human marriage candidates. Once I got all of the heart events with human candidates, I just said "nah" and went for Krobus in both first and second run. 0:31 - Bro's entire story arc is getting himself out of alcoholism, only to relapse into it the moment you marry him. Shane needed a friend, not a marriage. 0:45 - mfw reading Stardew wiki and seeing that rabbit's foot is universally loved gift, so I can just speedrun the friendship with all villagers (except Penny who likes diamonds). 2:15 - how it feels to start my run with fish smoker, get a quality bobber recipe and charcoal kiln.
Penny enjoyer here, there is a secret note that lists gifts for Pam( says no beer lol), the kids, George and Evelyn, She cares for George and had no ill intention with the pushing cut scene!
If the entire town became infected with a weird disease everyone would probably point fingers at him for not being vaccinated so i get their point lmao Linus is cool but i don't understand him. Sometimes he says he doesnt like sticking around in a place for too long but he literally lives in his tent the whole game and during the ice event he mentions having a 'second home' in the form of an igloo would be too much of a hassle. Then he comments on wanting to live off of what nature provides him and yet he's scavenging trashbins for leftovers in cutscenes... He says hes happy living on his own but yet he sticks around in town events and sh*t Like dude do you want to become a part of the community and follow the "unspoken rules of civilization and etiquette" or not, make up your mind He's nothing but kind to the player which is great but i feel his characterization is a bit all over the place
Penny doesn't do anything interesting she just reads man she's just like me for real (that and I like the decorations because God knows I don't do any decorating)
Clint is fine and just a socially awkward guy who seems like he migbt be autistic tbh. Pierre I don't like that he sells your products as his own without saying he got it from you at all but it isnt the worst thing. Lewis genuinely seems to suck, he doesn't have to have marnie as a secret and the statue made of gold is incredibly questionable. He could of done something about joja mart actively selling bad products for low prices and being a shady business but he just doesn't probably because it brings in money. The worst of all tho is arguably just the joja guy (cant remember his name) he actively goes out of his way to harm people and the towns local buissness while making his workers suffer. He doesn't care about how his products affect the health of his customers. Hes literally a villain. How some people hate clint so much is beyong me, it's like they're projecting their self hatred onto him cause he doesn't do anything bad. He just doesnt know how to talk to his crush and Concerned Ape forgot to edit his dialog for when you marry emily. (Concerned Ape has overlooked lots of dialog stuff so clint is no different, emily wasn't supposed to be a marriage candidate originally.)
Never thought I'd defend Clint, but you're so real for that. Worse, he isn't the only victim of projection in the game. Emily is usually disliked because she reminds people of antivaxxers and toxic hippies, even though she has done nothing close to being as bad. Heck, she's one of the best people in the town morally. It's all really disheartening tbh
Surprisingly a lot of characters in Stardew get hate for silly meme reasons. Clint is (extremely) socially awkward, Emily is not afraid to be different and true to herself and Demetrius is heavily implied to be autistic which explains his no-nonsense and "100% logic" mentality. I really like how deeply thought out all characters are in this game. It's a shame memes ruined some of them and over-glorified others (looking at you Robin)
@@NoFlu and that's fine. That's realistic. It's not some savior arc where the all loving farmer comes in and fixes everything for Shane. Shane's the one working towards recovery. Shane's the one taking steps to get better. And Shane's the one making mistakes or having relapses from time to time
She's far and above the most physically affectionate spouse in the game. Also I discovered she doesn't always start out being rude her first lines to me were "oh so you're the new farmer"
I honestly think Sebastian being completely absent from this is the funniest part. Bro is still down in the damn basement
Minus his six heart event. He shows up exclusively to play DND and then leaves.
@GoroAkechi_Real me Fr fr
Memento- you get the point
He’s the one who posted this slander video
@@StoneNibblerThat explains why Sam's wasn't even a slander, true loyalty to his bestie
"Robin is married to demetrius"
I felt that one...
We all do.
i got her up to 3 hearts before I found out she was married... because of a cutscene. i dunno what i thought seeing demitrius in her house, i just didnt question it until the cutscene
shes first person i wanted to date when my friend bring me to play this game for the first time, then she told me shes married to demetrius and i was like WTF NOOOOO
Right, interracial marraiges are gross!
@@appleinxed time for mods
ah, yes. My favourite NPC Krokus
My favorite winter foragable is Krobus
Krobus best waifu
Yes bro
As a russian i can say krokus wont mean anything but ISIS for next 3 decades
Gwimbly of stardew valley
I marry Leah cause l like her character and that shes an artist, you marry Leah cause you cant marry Robin and have to pretend
Me too
Likewise!
Only character I lament not being able to romance is Sandy
Fr Leah is genuinely great IMO. One of the few characters who stays likeable the entire game
Little of Column A, little of Column B.
Look,
Clint and Pierre waiting for Lewis to join the fight over who is hated most
Nah, he's on the side taking everyones bet money, so he can make another solid gold statue of himself
@@gferrol118 quite likely tbf
don't forget demetrius
@@pyechos nah man, Demetrius is catching strays just cause he married a hot milf.
@@pyechos why you hate demetrius
Pam after crashing the fucking bus and breaking it but getting the same job after the bus is fixed: 😒
Never once in my life have I bought the house upgrade for her
@@Gamesux421That house upgrade felt like so much more work than the rest of the entirety of my brother and I’s previous min maxing journey, let me tell ya, holy shit. It seemed worth it though. Looks fancier than the any player farmer’s house.
my whole inspiration for buying it was penny. i honestly would probably only buy it after i had nothing else to do if it was just for pam.
penny though. first romanceable i married. sure she may no longer be my main pick but she does hold a special place in my heart. "you never forget your first love" as they say
@@appleinxed That’s very sweet ❤️
I intend on providing the supplies AND paying for Robin’s labor (like heal housework oc, but Robin isn’t being charitable) again. I’m very close to 10 hearts with everyone for the first time, so I care a bit more about Penny this time. Last time, I helped for the same reason Robin did. That trailer is ugly. I was having Trash Bear clean my town, and I just wanted to snap Pam’s plastic lawn chair in half. Chuck it in the dumpster behind the train tracks. Anything
"Me marrying Emily only to make Clint salty"
I literally always marry Emily just so I can rub it in his face. I love the clothing therapy event, where Clint comes in and just says "Oh.. I understand. Congrats [player name]" always makes me so happy. Also she seems like one of the only bachlorettes who actually devote themselves to you.
I like dating with emily just to see her dream that looks like she is high
"You won, Farmer. Enjoy Emily, I hope she makes you very happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life, Farmer. You ruined my life -- completely -- so you could have the waifu."
Could hear his screaming and crying “objection” at your wedding 💀☠️
I'm so glad I don't hate a character in a game so much for no reason to take joy in their fake suffering 🙏
harvey turning into seaniedew got me 😭
SAME 😂
They are the same person 😭😭😭😭😭
“Thanks Seanie. Uhh… Harvey.” If you’ve seen Studio Baku’s SDV animations you’ll understand
I thought the meme was just “Harvey.” no other context.
Linus is probably my favorite character in the game. Bro’s got nothing to his name but a heart of gold, and he’s willing to risk it for you when a bat knocks you down deep in the mines.
Or dive to find you at the bottom of the ocean when you pass out during your Night Market dive.
He is a pure soul, completely unhateable
He does steal a few coins from your pocket when he finds you unconscious though
@@oksyyyy333i thought he would say that he saw others run off after rummaging through your pockets? iirc he doesn’t like the treasure chest because he thinks money is a curse
I hate Linus because he once said "i saw someone rummaging through your pockets... I have no idea how much money they took..." And I lost 15,000G. 😑😐
i can’t fix shane but he can make me worse
Due to amateur writing his whole plotline is actually you fixing him..
@@rokukou no, the player doesn't really do anything, they just stay by his side and the most they ever do is taking him to the hospital.
Shane takes all the desicions he has to take to get better. He wasn't forced to go apologize to the player and tell them he's getting better, but he did. He wasn't forced to not roll over and throw himself off the cliff, but he still didn't do it.
Shane's arc is about having a friend (maybe eventually lover) being there for you even when you think you don't deserve it.
That's the spirit
@@mertensiam3384 That's a good way to think about it thank you :)
@@mertensiam3384 And then it gets undone when you marry him because the dev forgot about all that and just went "oh right shane is the drunk one" when making his new dialogue
In regards to Linus and “Krokus”, I would like to add that I’ve never met someone who hated Willy either
People just forget he exist
Bro just shows up, gives you a free fishing rod. And then shows up later to ferry you to an island for basically no money
Finally, another Willy enjoyer.
Dude willy is just a legend
I always get my fishing skill maxed the first (because it's the easiest) TO HONOR HIM
And Honestly how can you hate a character like him he is so simple and why's i like him
Just me rambling about fishing
And because it's fun in my opinion to fish it's just so calm (most of the time) and peaceful
I use it to pass time or earn extra cash
But sadly in the later stages of the game fishing became useless because you earn so much money by farming or taking care of animals
@@Whiterunguard455you know the game isnt about making the most money possible, right? why play a game if the point is to increase a pointless number?
alex isn’t cool. he’s just kind of some guy. and that’s why being an alex enjoyer is fun
Alex is only interesting to marry if you’re playing the male farmer, he’s kind of weird if you play as a woman.
Someone finally understands
@@fart63 sorry i’m a gay man i forgot about this 😔 sorry women
@@fart63 the same can be said with haley. if you marry her as the male farmer is kind of meh, but if you do as the female farmer it's better
i edge to alex
you know when i talked to haley for the first time she said i had shitty clothes, and still, something in me made me gift her a flower, and she looked so happy to receive it that i gave her another the next day, and then during the flower dance thing i invited her for a dance (thinking that 2 hearts is enough for a dance between friends) and she literally said "ew… no", and i went 😨😨😍😍 and immediately started an "eight hearts with haley" speedrun, so maybe you’re right
youre so right
I'm keeping all the trash I get from fishing only to give it to Haley
It was bittersweet when she became a nice person and stopped insulting me
@@Gamed-dd7tj "Yea great personal growth babe but can you please step on me?"
@@MooRhythat's hate right there
I love Shane’s friendship arc but I hate his romantic arc YOU CANNOT FIX HIM
Counterpoint: mods
@@Sarydormi fair lmao
that's what makes him feel so realistic as a character
@@BoomKatz I agree I wouldn’t want to change his character I personally just don’t enjoy romancing him he’s not my type lol
both his life and wellbeing improve a LOT after he marries you so i beg to differ on that
and i think it's realistic too since he does still have some flaws that gives him more personality, so there is that too
0:10 i’ve never seen anyone who hates gus either he’s just a chill guy
Marnie staring at the microwave for hours at a time
”mmm… microwave pizza”
Abigail devoting her life to the hamster
Linus freaks me out with that one scene when he makes "special bait,"
especially with the squishing noises😭
yeah dude i fr thought i was gonna get murdered
@@anonymousfartI always thought we had to pay for the bait with our body ☠️ like, the rhythmic squishing noises tripped me up when I was younger
@@proredfly9410 That scene would be fine without those.
Also always looking into the bath house. What is his problem
the seaniedew harvey cosplay was such a jumpscare
The best part is that he doesn't even need to cosplay. Mustache and hair always sells it.
@treacherous-doctor cosplay? What are you talking about, I just put Harvey twice
The fact that you can't make a wine out of a tomato in the game despite being labelled a fruit still baffles me to this day.
Pretty sure the game labels it as vegetable, contrary to Demetrius lol
@@oexmi it's labelled as fruit on my end
@@KyoushaPumpItUp okay so i logged in just to check it out and it does say vegetable for me (mobile, pc and wiki)
@@oexmi funnily enough, Demetrius is wrong. A tomato is BOTH a vegetable and a fruit. Something being a fruit doesn't mean it's not a vegetable lol
I'm pretty sure those are mutually exclusive
Me marrying Emily because she looks like the only character who's happy to be here.
Harvey is just HARVEY
Doctor jumpscare
He's already perfect
Harvey is being used as a slur here 😭
@@thejayinator585H*rv*y
i hate that man lmao
I don’t care if liking Leah makes me like everyone else. Basic stuff is liked for a reason!
Based
Fr your other options are crazy drug lady, doormat, spousal abuse, nerd and goth girl. Leah just likes art and wine which is pretty based
@@thefrozenbanana5545 art, wine, and hates society so she lives alone in the woods away from everybody. Mega based
@@thefrozenbanana5545 She's basically a hipster who romanticizes the small town lifestyle stereotype.
@@IzzySarruand thats like the fanbase too what's your point?
When I learned Robin was married to Demetrius I almost stopped my first playthrough. Then I encountered Caroline.
My disappointment became more severe
No dateable milfs 😭
To be fair, if I was a woman, I would marry Demetrius too, man is just so intelligent and interesting, I just befriend him in every playthrough
@@gianstb sure, but he's a shit dad
@@FloppaGaming845 DUDE WATCH THOSE WORDS 😂😂
@Chuck-664 thank you for Olivia, SVE, thank you 🙌🏼
It’s not Elliott’s writing that made me choose him. It’s how utterly ridiculously pretentious he is.
And the hair.
oh, the hair.
i choose him in all my saves, he is so sweet from the start and actually is never mean to us
spaghetti hair
Urgh i think about him in class😭😭😭😭
You can't fix Shane, you can only help him fix himself.
You can't even do that.
@@koolkrafter5 except you do. You literally do help him better himself. Him having relapses doesn't erase his progress.
@@mertensiam3384 exactly, for one to trully change, they need to fail again and again and understand that the fact they are actively trying to be better and change bad habits, then little by little failures stop happening so frequently, until you succede
@@narutoxley finally someone who understands
@@narutoxley This guy gets it.
This shit is so accurate (beside the Alex part, if u make him gae, then he won't be that boring)
Alex is actually one of the best bachelor's for a male farmer imo. His character arc (alongside George's) is so darn cute
Gae is the way.
I feel like that Leah one applies more to Abigail, I never see people talk about Leah
Honestly, I marry Leah for the storyline it makes in my head. I just think she makes the most sense as your wife. You're both very canny, helpful and hard-working people on the outskirts of town, you both spend your childhood in Pelican Town before moving to the big city, you both decided to come here for a fresh start in life, you're both gambling hard on making it in the valley because there's not much left to go back to in the city. I don't know, that just seems to be the most logical pairing. Two ambitious city dwellers helping each other out and finding happiness, success, and love away from all the noise and hassle of modern living.
Also, her dialogues are very good. Especially the Summit scene: _“I think we've both found what we were looking for in this place. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else, but here with you.”_ That's some Tenki no Ko, Kimi no Nawa love story shit, bro. I love that shit.
That Robin is accurate. My disappointment was in imaginable.
Penny makes one mistake and they never let it go
Shane commits multiple mistakes and gets forgiven due to his situation
Not gonna lie, I partially picked Elliot cause I felt bad for the poor lonely depressed writer living in a shack by the sea. He's kinda like a cat I picked up off the street 😅🤣
Penny is a Saint and perfect as is, and I will hear no ill word towards her.
No objections
finally, someone who has common sense
she mistreats the disabled, remember when she pushed george without asking his permission? how would you feel if you were disabled and trying to do something only for someone to shove you out of the way? it makes you feel like you have no control over your life anymore. and she gets mad at you for calling her out?
@@plasmoasis, she apologized when called out. Girl was raised by an angry drunk in a trailer and spends her days teaching children who aren’t hers. She’s trying her damn best
Best woman 👍🏻
Lewis after standing in front of the calender the entire day so I can't check it:
Haley haters telling you that she sucks because she’s mean at first (they like Shane)
THIS
Me who's cool with both but still acknowledges their flaws:
iam a haley hater and a shane hater (i only accept healthy relationships in my saves)
then theres me who liked them because theyre mean
@@alejandrasanchez3022pretty sure haley gets less toxic the more hearts and admires the things you admire more
So does shane but he still somehow doesn't change
alex is only interesting when hes gay, straight alex cant hurt me he doesnt exist
A Man of quality you are !
You're SO right.
The right answer
I missed slander memes so much, thank you for this true art
'willy enjoyers' 😂😂😂
Gus being the kindest, most wonderful human being for no discernable reason:
Sebastian not even being included is way funnier than any meme you could have come up with. 👌😂
0:43 Consider: Soldiers in this world use Warp Totems to get to places quickly
Do with that what you will
He specifically says they gave them to him in a PoW camp meaning they tried to get him to leave
When I was young and oblivious I hated Linus. I thought every time I passed out it was him stealing my money and hated him for it. Now I have aged, and with that I have wizened, and learned the LINUS IS A FUCKING G 👑
Also he was an adventurer with the wizard
I’m pretty sure the dwarf is the one stealing your stuff
@@LemonMoon I never thought about that. That makes a lot more sense than linus lying about it, thanks
@@LemonMoonMarlon.
How do you think he always has your "lost items"?
@@seilaoque4046maybe he knows everything
Babies: "I like Leah!"
Children: "I like Krobus!"
REAL men: "why's Linus kinda... 🥵"
And they were ROOMATES
Oh wait
My dumbass just realized it says Linus and not krobus
Linus get big sad if you ask him to live on your farm tho >:
@@Kelekonareally? when i had the choice
I chose to leave him
And he was cool about it
I think he says something about being afraid of you asking him to live with him
As an Elliott romancer, I know his writing is straight ass and I love him anyway ❤
He wrote all about a planet’s incredibly tedious politics for a whole book… for me
He is trash.
But he is my trash.
He's just like me frfr and that's why i love him
@@Stefan_Ethishan i think you mean Shane
i really think id be bored reading his books irl ngl (still cant stop marrying him help)
it's so funny to me that abigail eats rocks and she even tells you to bring her a snack if you're going to the mines lmao
I feel like it was a bug in development but CA thought it was so funny he made it cannon 😂
Everyone's talking about their favourite bachelor/bachelorette and then there's me in the background with Sebastian-
hello fellow sebastian enjoyer
@@NicoleFlores-hq5nh hello
@@NicoleFlores-hq5nhI am three months late but hello 👋
Demetrius pretending Sebastien doesn't exist:
i like penny because she's cute and she's nice to me :)
So there are people who... hate Evelyn?
Where are they?
Can i join you ?
Maybe a little talk can change their mind (a talk with a gun)
Shane is my favorite
Even I know you can't fix him but who said I wanted to?
I might even make him worse
Lmao you give him alcohol? 😭
@@Ld17_loved gift!
@@Ld17_ Yessir ♡
"My interest in Emily after 1 conversation" mfs when this drug-addict looks at you through the screen in the most sinister way possible at 2-heart event:
*"Emily is a crazy drug-addict"* mfs when they turn on their TV first thing in the morning to watch a lady using crystals to talk to ghosts and predict luck:
It is interesting that people consider her to be some mere druggie even though cosmic dream fruits and psychedelic blue-haired mermaids exist in this game also.
(Interesting also that Emily is the only character who comments on the special quality of the *Mermaid's Pendant* )
Feeding Pam an aged pale ale just before she drives me to the desert-
Me doing the most advanced math possible to figure out the nanosecond i can get to the saloon right when elliot gets there on the 1 day a week he goes there (he does not exist any other time) OR me being a runner and a track star dashing all over the map trying to figure out where he is every day
Yall don’t like Emily cus you didnt really drink the wizards elixir. Once you drink that irl, you’ll get it.
One thing that really ticks me off is that people NEED to "fix" Shane. You can't "fix" him, nor any other mentally ill person. It's ofc always nice to have someone who there's to be supportive and be helpful, but don't have a savior complex
I never wanted to fix him just help him personally
Change "fix" for "help" if you don't like the word. Suicidal people need help and that's a fact.
I don't like how either group of people ever treats Shane.
On one hand you have the people you mention, that try to say they're "fixing" him.
On the other hand, you have weirdos saying that he regresses and that he's horrible for having a relapse.
You truly can't win if you like Shane for how true and realistic his story feels as a mentally ill person.
Worst part is, in canon, the farmer doesn't do much. They're there for Shane, and they show their support, but all the desicions Shane take are his own. Nobody "fixes" him, he betters himself and puts in extra effort to even apologize to the farmer for being rude and for what he made them go through.
Most Stardew Valley players are sooooo weird about mental illness no matter where you look.
@@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 I said fix because that's what some of the fandom wants to do and that's why I also put it into quotations. I'm not saying you can't help people who are suicidal or struggling, I'm saying you cannot fully change them to become better. They themselves have to gradually become better and it's not okay for anyone to take full responsibility and personally believe they can make someone not want to commit anymore because that's just not how it works.
@@JohnZombi88 Ew, do you want a cookie for not being a decent human being? Jeez man, grow some moral values.
ok the linus and krobus one is so true there like my favorite town npcs T_T
Town npc
evelyn when you give her literal trash (broken glasses) :)
Has anyone that hate Willy? I think him and Linus are the two giga chads.
penny PUSHES the old man in the wheelchair and you're telling me she doesn't do anything interesting? bro
dont get me started on her first date being in the SPA
I am a gay man that likes sports. Alex is literally perfect to me. I understand this ain't common...
it's insane how Alex is the best gay candidate and the worst straight candidate
But why is that? I would think woman would like him, coz hes s jock who does that steryotype American highschool shit u see in movies.
I dated Haley but its like shes the female version of him
@@lucasd.6746 woman here, can confirm I have zero interest in Alex, but gay men simp for him lmao
@@minervasucicorbegoso2097 what character did u marry in stardew? My first one were penny, the second time i played it was haley.
@@lucasd.6746 Leah and if I had to pick a guy it'd be Elliot, the female characters are more interesting to me 😂
@@minervasucicorbegoso2097 didnt expect that. Elliot seens like the most boring character to me. If I played as a female, maybe I would try Sam or Sebastian lol
"Robin is married"
NexusMods: "Are you sure about that?"
the divorce robin mod is genuinely kinda ass it botches robins character and instead of the "cool mom" thing she's a fanfic-reading anime waifu (and is apparently double the farmer's age?? nobody talks about that??)
This is unrealistic bc nobody actually uses the slingshot
But have you considered...
*_EXPLOSIVE AMMO?!?_* Makes clearing rocks close to walls a breeze, and it's a quick way to finish mummies if you don't have a crusader weapon.
@@notmuch_23 but. Cherry bombs and regular bombs though....
@@skyr5247 ...have a delay before they go off. Explosive ammo just has flight time. Both have their uses.
DEMETRIUS DOES NOT DESERVE ROBIN
DEMETRIUS IS STUPID IM COOL
Robin deserves Demetrius and Demetrius deserves Robin, both are just the best characters in the game (Linus not included, he's a god, not a character)
@@gianstb ok now I know you're trolling cuz there is no way in hell Demetrius is one of the best characters lmao
@@Soju_Enthusiast Never trolled in my entire life
@@gianstbexcept you are
Nah bro that Sam one was accurate af
can confirm, am Maru hubby (she now has an immense stockpile of raw metals)
Haley is best girl. No one likes her initially, but it's nice to see her opinion of your character and their work change as you progress the relationship.
I don't think anyone hates Willy
Speaking of which I don't really care about any of the marriage options but I'd 100% marry Willy or the Wizard
i had a mod for that but idk if it has been updated for 1.6 yet
honestly,same
dilfs are the best
1:50 Emily is always a good choice. I don't know why some of you don't like her. She is the easiest yet the best to choose. Abigail is a close second.
Unconscious bias. People don't like IRL crystal ladies, I suppose.
But in the context of the SDV world, Emily is well-versed on the mystical, and is a possibly even related to mermaids.
@@dmin5782she seems just fun and responsible, also little bit of magic is fine, many people believe in god or gods after all
@@fqertexirte3054 Yeah, she's chill, kind, diligent etc. Really no bad traits at all.
Her beliefs and practices are also fine, because she's very respectful about them.
I just found that a large portion of the community characterizes her as being more extreme and crazy than she actually is.
@@dmin5782 fandom it is. Its problem for most of things in game actually, fandom somehow makes everyting worse, or to be precise one part of the fandom most of it just silent readers
Elliotts writing may not be peek... But he looks like a fucking Disney prince thats can talk to animals and im down bad-
The Evelyn one killed me 💀🏴☠️☠️
I was NOT expecting Shane's cliff cutscene bro I play games to escape real life (having to talk someone down from suicide) but he's a super good character and I love him
But Harvey and Elliott are my boys
0:33 like fym that i cant fix him
"crap i didnt go to bed on time and why does my butt hurt?"
*the 2am monster under my bed:*
A stardew valley slander is literally incomplete without Pam. 2 stars.
I don't know why other players usually seem so down on Shane, sad people deserve love too ❤
I like how there is a character that represents those with depression in stardew, his story really touched my heart.
Yes but for what ever reason if you Marry him he starts drinking again
@@ralcogaming7674 He doesn't leave his addiction at all, but still he stops drinking on a daily basis.. Which is still a lot better. Expecting him to be a saint after marriage is unrealistic at some point
@@2Mikoo_ his room is covered in bottles and cans is anything he's worse after marriage
When i first started playing stardew valley, my initial instinct was to be nice to everyone, to give them little nice gifts and talk to them every day. And then Evelyn told me about her childhood memory of that freaking shell, and it was her birthday literally the next day. So i thought that it would be very thoughtful to give her gold quality shell for her birthday and she hated it, and it made me legit sad and a little bit of mad so i restarted the day. Still mad about it.
me unable to pursue Leah because she has the same name as my mother
1:10 the other side of that coin is Lewis.
"Well hey there Robin…"
**Robin is married to Demetrius**
**depressed**
The devastation I felt when I couldn’t marry Sandy tho…
fr, Sandy is underrated
2:09 I stand for the Haley daters and I say yes we do lol
2:27 I expected Harvey from The Lovely Bones :0
It's good to know that there are people who also come up with VERY strange associations
I’m glad we’re still in agreement that Seanie Dew is just Harvey
0:10 - Krobus is unironically better roommate than human marriage candidates. Once I got all of the heart events with human candidates, I just said "nah" and went for Krobus in both first and second run.
0:31 - Bro's entire story arc is getting himself out of alcoholism, only to relapse into it the moment you marry him. Shane needed a friend, not a marriage.
0:45 - mfw reading Stardew wiki and seeing that rabbit's foot is universally loved gift, so I can just speedrun the friendship with all villagers (except Penny who likes diamonds).
2:15 - how it feels to start my run with fish smoker, get a quality bobber recipe and charcoal kiln.
1:14 tried to slingshot sir joja, I am sad I couldn’t
3:04 as a willy enjoyer and a maru lover i can confirm both, i love fishing and am about to make the freshest of gifts🗣🔥
Penny enjoyer here, there is a secret note that lists gifts for Pam( says no beer lol), the kids, George and Evelyn, She cares for George and had no ill intention with the pushing cut scene!
Some people weirdly hates linus lol they say he’s being irresponsible by not working and living like a caveman
If the entire town became infected with a weird disease everyone would probably point fingers at him for not being vaccinated so i get their point lmao
Linus is cool but i don't understand him. Sometimes he says he doesnt like sticking around in a place for too long but he literally lives in his tent the whole game and during the ice event he mentions having a 'second home' in the form of an igloo would be too much of a hassle. Then he comments on wanting to live off of what nature provides him and yet he's scavenging trashbins for leftovers in cutscenes...
He says hes happy living on his own but yet he sticks around in town events and sh*t
Like dude do you want to become a part of the community and follow the "unspoken rules of civilization and etiquette" or not, make up your mind
He's nothing but kind to the player which is great but i feel his characterization is a bit all over the place
THE YOUNG SHELDON CLIP GOT ME ROLLING
I greatly enjoy the garbage catalog that I found so I can decorate outside of Clint’s shop to make the outside look like the person inside 😌😌
as a Elliott fan that's exactly how i see him when reading every interaction with him
Penny doesn't do anything interesting she just reads man she's just like me for real (that and I like the decorations because God knows I don't do any decorating)
Clint is fine and just a socially awkward guy who seems like he migbt be autistic tbh. Pierre I don't like that he sells your products as his own without saying he got it from you at all but it isnt the worst thing. Lewis genuinely seems to suck, he doesn't have to have marnie as a secret and the statue made of gold is incredibly questionable. He could of done something about joja mart actively selling bad products for low prices and being a shady business but he just doesn't probably because it brings in money. The worst of all tho is arguably just the joja guy (cant remember his name) he actively goes out of his way to harm people and the towns local buissness while making his workers suffer. He doesn't care about how his products affect the health of his customers. Hes literally a villain.
How some people hate clint so much is beyong me, it's like they're projecting their self hatred onto him cause he doesn't do anything bad. He just doesnt know how to talk to his crush and Concerned Ape forgot to edit his dialog for when you marry emily. (Concerned Ape has overlooked lots of dialog stuff so clint is no different, emily wasn't supposed to be a marriage candidate originally.)
Never thought I'd defend Clint, but you're so real for that. Worse, he isn't the only victim of projection in the game.
Emily is usually disliked because she reminds people of antivaxxers and toxic hippies, even though she has done nothing close to being as bad. Heck, she's one of the best people in the town morally.
It's all really disheartening tbh
Surprisingly a lot of characters in Stardew get hate for silly meme reasons. Clint is (extremely) socially awkward, Emily is not afraid to be different and true to herself and Demetrius is heavily implied to be autistic which explains his no-nonsense and "100% logic" mentality.
I really like how deeply thought out all characters are in this game. It's a shame memes ruined some of them and over-glorified others (looking at you Robin)
@@dmin5782Oh Robin being popular makes complete sense, she hot.
@@jordanriley1436 Yeah, I get that. I just wished people wouldn't overglorify her and ignore her flaws.
Me divorcing Sam just to let Krobus live at my place:
Demetrius : tomato fruit or vegetable?
Me : vegetable
Demetrius : huh?
Me : huh?
its funny bc shanes arc is that you literally fix him
No it's not. The farmer doesn't do ANYTHING other than just being there for him. I don't think you payed any attention to the dialogue lmao
@@mertensiam3384 aren't there also still a bunch of bottles in his spouse room? I mean you fix him somewhat, but he sure ain't "fixed"
@@NoFlu and that's fine. That's realistic. It's not some savior arc where the all loving farmer comes in and fixes everything for Shane. Shane's the one working towards recovery. Shane's the one taking steps to get better. And Shane's the one making mistakes or having relapses from time to time
Haley makes a complete 180 after you marry her. We stay winning 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
She's far and above the most physically affectionate spouse in the game. Also I discovered she doesn't always start out being rude her first lines to me were "oh so you're the new farmer"
The last one actually scared me fr
abigail is a snes nerd with a chrono trigger poster therefore automatically the only option for a spouse
idk why but the George one took me tf out
Welp, now I want to sink another 100 hours in stardew.
Also kent when you give him milk