i got her up to 3 hearts before I found out she was married... because of a cutscene. i dunno what i thought seeing demitrius in her house, i just didnt question it until the cutscene
shes first person i wanted to date when my friend bring me to play this game for the first time, then she told me shes married to demetrius and i was like WTF NOOOOO
@@Gamesux421That house upgrade felt like so much more work than the rest of the entirety of my brother and I’s previous min maxing journey, let me tell ya, holy shit. It seemed worth it though. Looks fancier than the any player farmer’s house.
my whole inspiration for buying it was penny. i honestly would probably only buy it after i had nothing else to do if it was just for pam. penny though. first romanceable i married. sure she may no longer be my main pick but she does hold a special place in my heart. "you never forget your first love" as they say
I intend on providing the supplies AND paying for Robin’s labor (like heal housework oc, but Robin isn’t being charitable) again. I’m very close to 10 hearts with everyone for the first time, so I care a bit more about Penny this time. Last time, I helped for the same reason Robin did. That trailer is ugly. I was having Trash Bear clean my town, and I just wanted to snap Pam’s plastic lawn chair in half. Chuck it in the dumpster behind the train tracks. Anything
@@rokukou no, the player doesn't really do anything, they just stay by his side and the most they ever do is taking him to the hospital. Shane takes all the desicions he has to take to get better. He wasn't forced to go apologize to the player and tell them he's getting better, but he did. He wasn't forced to not roll over and throw himself off the cliff, but he still didn't do it. Shane's arc is about having a friend (maybe eventually lover) being there for you even when you think you don't deserve it.
@@mertensiam3384 And then it gets undone when you marry him because the dev forgot about all that and just went "oh right shane is the drunk one" when making his new dialogue
Dude willy is just a legend I always get my fishing skill maxed the first (because it's the easiest) TO HONOR HIM And Honestly how can you hate a character like him he is so simple and why's i like him Just me rambling about fishing And because it's fun in my opinion to fish it's just so calm (most of the time) and peaceful I use it to pass time or earn extra cash But sadly in the later stages of the game fishing became useless because you earn so much money by farming or taking care of animals
Linus is probably my favorite character in the game. Bro’s got nothing to his name but a heart of gold, and he’s willing to risk it for you when a bat knocks you down deep in the mines.
@@oksyyyy333i thought he would say that he saw others run off after rummaging through your pockets? iirc he doesn’t like the treasure chest because he thinks money is a curse
I literally always marry Emily just so I can rub it in his face. I love the clothing therapy event, where Clint comes in and just says "Oh.. I understand. Congrats [player name]" always makes me so happy. Also she seems like one of the only bachlorettes who actually devote themselves to you.
"You won, Farmer. Enjoy Emily, I hope she makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Farmer. You ruined my life -- completely -- so you could have the waifu."
you know when i talked to haley for the first time she said i had shitty clothes, and still, something in me made me gift her a flower, and she looked so happy to receive it that i gave her another the next day, and then during the flower dance thing i invited her for a dance (thinking that 2 hearts is enough for a dance between friends) and she literally said "ew… no", and i went 😨😨😍😍 and immediately started an "eight hearts with haley" speedrun, so maybe you’re right
both his life and wellbeing improve a LOT after he marries you so i beg to differ on that and i think it's realistic too since he does still have some flaws that gives him more personality, so there is that too
Honestly, I marry Leah for the storyline it makes in my head. I just think she makes the most sense as your wife. You're both very canny, helpful and hard-working people on the outskirts of town, you both spend your childhood in Pelican Town before moving to the big city, you both decided to come here for a fresh start in life, you're both gambling hard on making it in the valley because there's not much left to go back to in the city. I don't know, that just seems to be the most logical pairing. Two ambitious city dwellers helping each other out and finding happiness, success, and love away from all the noise and hassle of modern living. Also, her dialogues are very good. Especially the Summit scene: _“I think we've both found what we were looking for in this place. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else, but here with you.”_ That's some Tenki no Ko, Kimi no Nawa love story shit, bro. I love that shit.
@@mertensiam3384 exactly, for one to trully change, they need to fail again and again and understand that the fact they are actively trying to be better and change bad habits, then little by little failures stop happening so frequently, until you succede
1:20 "I didn't understand a thing but the flashing lights were mesmerising!" -Dwarf “I got all this stuff from the surface. I just take it from your people during the night. Hmm? What is this concept you call "private property"?” -Dwarf he's just like me fr
Not gonna lie, I partially picked Elliot cause I felt bad for the poor lonely depressed writer living in a shack by the sea. He's kinda like a cat I picked up off the street 😅🤣
she mistreats the disabled, remember when she pushed george without asking his permission? how would you feel if you were disabled and trying to do something only for someone to shove you out of the way? it makes you feel like you have no control over your life anymore. and she gets mad at you for calling her out?
@@plasmoasis, she apologized when called out. Girl was raised by an angry drunk in a trailer and spends her days teaching children who aren’t hers. She’s trying her damn best
penny PUSHES the old man in the wheelchair and you're telling me she doesn't do anything interesting? bro dont get me started on her first date being in the SPA
"My interest in Emily after 1 conversation" mfs when this drug-addict looks at you through the screen in the most sinister way possible at 2-heart event:
*"Emily is a crazy drug-addict"* mfs when they turn on their TV first thing in the morning to watch a lady using crystals to talk to ghosts and predict luck:
It is interesting that people consider her to be some mere druggie even though cosmic dream fruits and psychedelic blue-haired mermaids exist in this game also. (Interesting also that Emily is the only character who comments on the special quality of the *Mermaid's Pendant* )
@@Kelekonareally? when i had the choice I chose to leave him And he was cool about it I think he says something about being afraid of you asking him to live with him
When i first started playing stardew valley, my initial instinct was to be nice to everyone, to give them little nice gifts and talk to them every day. And then Evelyn told me about her childhood memory of that freaking shell, and it was her birthday literally the next day. So i thought that it would be very thoughtful to give her gold quality shell for her birthday and she hated it, and it made me legit sad and a little bit of mad so i restarted the day. Still mad about it.
@@alejandrasanchez3022pretty sure haley gets less toxic the more hearts and admires the things you admire more So does shane but he still somehow doesn't change
Me doing the most advanced math possible to figure out the nanosecond i can get to the saloon right when elliot gets there on the 1 day a week he goes there (he does not exist any other time) OR me being a runner and a track star dashing all over the map trying to figure out where he is every day
When I was young and oblivious I hated Linus. I thought every time I passed out it was him stealing my money and hated him for it. Now I have aged, and with that I have wizened, and learned the LINUS IS A FUCKING G 👑
0:10 - Krobus is unironically better roommate than human marriage candidates. Once I got all of the heart events with human candidates, I just said "nah" and went for Krobus in both first and second run. 0:31 - Bro's entire story arc is getting himself out of alcoholism, only to relapse into it the moment you marry him. Shane needed a friend, not a marriage. 0:45 - mfw reading Stardew wiki and seeing that rabbit's foot is universally loved gift, so I can just speedrun the friendship with all villagers (except Penny who likes diamonds). 2:15 - how it feels to start my run with fish smoker, get a quality bobber recipe and charcoal kiln.
@@Cover_clover_1 a thanks ig idk mf lives in a tent but it was when I first started playing so I was like oh maybe he'll be like thanks I can fix and use them
Unconscious bias. People don't like IRL crystal ladies, I suppose. But in the context of the SDV world, Emily is well-versed on the mystical, and is a possibly even related to mermaids.
@@fqertexirte3054 Yeah, she's chill, kind, diligent etc. Really no bad traits at all. Her beliefs and practices are also fine, because she's very respectful about them. I just found that a large portion of the community characterizes her as being more extreme and crazy than she actually is.
@@dmin5782 fandom it is. Its problem for most of things in game actually, fandom somehow makes everyting worse, or to be precise one part of the fandom most of it just silent readers
I was NOT expecting Shane's cliff cutscene bro I play games to escape real life (having to talk someone down from suicide) but he's a super good character and I love him But Harvey and Elliott are my boys
Haley is best girl. No one likes her initially, but it's nice to see her opinion of your character and their work change as you progress the relationship.
the divorce robin mod is genuinely kinda ass it botches robins character and instead of the "cool mom" thing she's a fanfic-reading anime waifu (and is apparently double the farmer's age?? nobody talks about that??)
One thing that really ticks me off is that people NEED to "fix" Shane. You can't "fix" him, nor any other mentally ill person. It's ofc always nice to have someone who there's to be supportive and be helpful, but don't have a savior complex
I don't like how either group of people ever treats Shane. On one hand you have the people you mention, that try to say they're "fixing" him. On the other hand, you have weirdos saying that he regresses and that he's horrible for having a relapse. You truly can't win if you like Shane for how true and realistic his story feels as a mentally ill person. Worst part is, in canon, the farmer doesn't do much. They're there for Shane, and they show their support, but all the desicions Shane take are his own. Nobody "fixes" him, he betters himself and puts in extra effort to even apologize to the farmer for being rude and for what he made them go through. Most Stardew Valley players are sooooo weird about mental illness no matter where you look.
@@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 I said fix because that's what some of the fandom wants to do and that's why I also put it into quotations. I'm not saying you can't help people who are suicidal or struggling, I'm saying you cannot fully change them to become better. They themselves have to gradually become better and it's not okay for anyone to take full responsibility and personally believe they can make someone not want to commit anymore because that's just not how it works.
Penny enjoyer here, there is a secret note that lists gifts for Pam( says no beer lol), the kids, George and Evelyn, She cares for George and had no ill intention with the pushing cut scene!
The last Evelyn one is REAL!! I didn’t know too much about fav gifts yet because I was just starting to play, she said she loves rainbow shells I’m pretty sure.. I gave her one AND SHE GOT MADDD. I felt so bad and confused
Haley is more of a transaction. Insult me, i give you gifts, dance with me so i won't be lonely at the flower dance, then i go after, literally anyone else
1:52 I feel like concernedape wanted players to be lured into a bait and switch with Emily cause she kisses you no matter your relationship level and is very easy to gift. Then when you do you find out she's into poodoo crystalmancy or whatever.
She wasn't originally a marriage candidate. All of the Clint hate is unjustified when you realize Clint's story was about being in love with Emily long before you as the player could marry her. Concernedape screwed up not Clint.
Except magic is real in SDV. Crystals have magic in them. The Junimos in huts can even absorb crystals to change their color. Emily has already displayed psychic abilities (similar to mermaids) and the ability to communicate to parrots by that point. Why do people hate her again?
I am a gay man that likes sports. Alex is literally perfect to me. I understand this ain't common... it's insane how Alex is the best gay candidate and the worst straight candidate
But why is that? I would think woman would like him, coz hes s jock who does that steryotype American highschool shit u see in movies. I dated Haley but its like shes the female version of him
@@minervasucicorbegoso2097 didnt expect that. Elliot seens like the most boring character to me. If I played as a female, maybe I would try Sam or Sebastian lol
I actually immediately try to befriend all the 'rude' villager. I thought that harder challenge will give bigger rewards. Haley and Alex does have big development, Shane at least stopped being miserable, Pierre is unfixable, and Clint is Clint. Also Haley is rich so she prefers simple gifts, so she's actually low maintenance.
Penny doesn't do anything interesting she just reads man she's just like me for real (that and I like the decorations because God knows I don't do any decorating)
I honestly think Sebastian being completely absent from this is the funniest part. Bro is still down in the damn basement
Minus his six heart event. He shows up exclusively to play DND and then leaves.
@GoroAkechi_Real me Fr fr
Memento- you get the point
He’s the one who posted this slander video
@@StoneNibblerThat explains why Sam's wasn't even a slander, true loyalty to his bestie
"Robin is married to demetrius"
I felt that one...
We all do.
i got her up to 3 hearts before I found out she was married... because of a cutscene. i dunno what i thought seeing demitrius in her house, i just didnt question it until the cutscene
shes first person i wanted to date when my friend bring me to play this game for the first time, then she told me shes married to demetrius and i was like WTF NOOOOO
Right, interracial marraiges are gross!
@@appleinxed time for mods
ah, yes. My favourite NPC Krokus
My favorite winter foragable is Krobus
Krobus best waifu
Yes bro
As a russian i can say krokus wont mean anything but ISIS for next 3 decades
Gwimbly of stardew valley
Clint and Pierre waiting for Lewis to join the fight over who is hated most
Nah, he's on the side taking everyones bet money, so he can make another solid gold statue of himself
@@gferrol118 quite likely tbf
don't forget demetrius
@@pyechos nah man, Demetrius is catching strays just cause he married a hot milf.
@@pyechos why you hate demetrius
Pam after crashing the fucking bus and breaking it but getting the same job after the bus is fixed: 😒
Never once in my life have I bought the house upgrade for her
@@Gamesux421That house upgrade felt like so much more work than the rest of the entirety of my brother and I’s previous min maxing journey, let me tell ya, holy shit. It seemed worth it though. Looks fancier than the any player farmer’s house.
my whole inspiration for buying it was penny. i honestly would probably only buy it after i had nothing else to do if it was just for pam.
penny though. first romanceable i married. sure she may no longer be my main pick but she does hold a special place in my heart. "you never forget your first love" as they say
@@appleinxed That’s very sweet ❤️
I intend on providing the supplies AND paying for Robin’s labor (like heal housework oc, but Robin isn’t being charitable) again. I’m very close to 10 hearts with everyone for the first time, so I care a bit more about Penny this time. Last time, I helped for the same reason Robin did. That trailer is ugly. I was having Trash Bear clean my town, and I just wanted to snap Pam’s plastic lawn chair in half. Chuck it in the dumpster behind the train tracks. Anything
i can’t fix shane but he can make me worse
Due to amateur writing his whole plotline is actually you fixing him..
@@rokukou no, the player doesn't really do anything, they just stay by his side and the most they ever do is taking him to the hospital.
Shane takes all the desicions he has to take to get better. He wasn't forced to go apologize to the player and tell them he's getting better, but he did. He wasn't forced to not roll over and throw himself off the cliff, but he still didn't do it.
Shane's arc is about having a friend (maybe eventually lover) being there for you even when you think you don't deserve it.
That's the spirit
@@mertensiam3384 That's a good way to think about it thank you :)
@@mertensiam3384 And then it gets undone when you marry him because the dev forgot about all that and just went "oh right shane is the drunk one" when making his new dialogue
In regards to Linus and “Krokus”, I would like to add that I’ve never met someone who hated Willy either
People just forget he exist
Bro just shows up, gives you a free fishing rod. And then shows up later to ferry you to an island for basically no money
Finally, another Willy enjoyer.
Dude willy is just a legend
I always get my fishing skill maxed the first (because it's the easiest) TO HONOR HIM
And Honestly how can you hate a character like him he is so simple and why's i like him
Just me rambling about fishing
And because it's fun in my opinion to fish it's just so calm (most of the time) and peaceful
I use it to pass time or earn extra cash
But sadly in the later stages of the game fishing became useless because you earn so much money by farming or taking care of animals
@@Whiterunguard455you know the game isnt about making the most money possible, right? why play a game if the point is to increase a pointless number?
I marry Leah cause l like her character and that shes an artist, you marry Leah cause you cant marry Robin and have to pretend
Me too
Likewise!
Only character I lament not being able to romance is Sandy
Fr Leah is genuinely great IMO. One of the few characters who stays likeable the entire game
Little of Column A, little of Column B.
Look,
0:10 i’ve never seen anyone who hates gus either he’s just a chill guy
Same
harvey turning into seaniedew got me 😭
SAME 😂
They are the same person 😭😭😭😭😭
“Thanks Seanie. Uhh… Harvey.” If you’ve seen Studio Baku’s SDV animations you’ll understand
I thought the meme was just “Harvey.” no other context.
Harvy
Linus is probably my favorite character in the game. Bro’s got nothing to his name but a heart of gold, and he’s willing to risk it for you when a bat knocks you down deep in the mines.
Or dive to find you at the bottom of the ocean when you pass out during your Night Market dive.
He is a pure soul, completely unhateable
He does steal a few coins from your pocket when he finds you unconscious though
@@oksyyyy333i thought he would say that he saw others run off after rummaging through your pockets? iirc he doesn’t like the treasure chest because he thinks money is a curse
I hate Linus because he once said "i saw someone rummaging through your pockets... I have no idea how much money they took..." And I lost 15,000G. 😑😐
"Me marrying Emily only to make Clint salty"
I literally always marry Emily just so I can rub it in his face. I love the clothing therapy event, where Clint comes in and just says "Oh.. I understand. Congrats [player name]" always makes me so happy. Also she seems like one of the only bachlorettes who actually devote themselves to you.
I like dating with emily just to see her dream that looks like she is high
"You won, Farmer. Enjoy Emily, I hope she makes you very happy.
Dear lord, what a sad little life, Farmer. You ruined my life -- completely -- so you could have the waifu."
Could hear his screaming and crying “objection” at your wedding 💀☠️
I'm so glad I don't hate a character in a game so much for no reason to take joy in their fake suffering 🙏
Marnie staring at the microwave for hours at a time
”mmm… microwave pizza”
Abigail devoting her life to the hamster
@@roman_khalizov i think its a guinea pig i think its name is david what i wonder is what breed of squeaky potato david is
you know when i talked to haley for the first time she said i had shitty clothes, and still, something in me made me gift her a flower, and she looked so happy to receive it that i gave her another the next day, and then during the flower dance thing i invited her for a dance (thinking that 2 hearts is enough for a dance between friends) and she literally said "ew… no", and i went 😨😨😍😍 and immediately started an "eight hearts with haley" speedrun, so maybe you’re right
youre so right
I'm keeping all the trash I get from fishing only to give it to Haley
It was bittersweet when she became a nice person and stopped insulting me
@@Gamed-dd7tj "Yea great personal growth babe but can you please step on me?"
@@MooRhythat's hate right there
Linus freaks me out with that one scene when he makes "special bait,"
especially with the squishing noises😭
yeah dude i fr thought i was gonna get murdered
@@anonymousfartI always thought we had to pay for the bait with our body ☠️ like, the rhythmic squishing noises tripped me up when I was younger
@@proredfly9410 That scene would be fine without those.
Also always looking into the bath house. What is his problem
The fact that you can't make a wine out of a tomato in the game despite being labelled a fruit still baffles me to this day.
Pretty sure the game labels it as vegetable, contrary to Demetrius lol
@@oexmi it's labelled as fruit on my end
@@KyoushaPumpItUp okay so i logged in just to check it out and it does say vegetable for me (mobile, pc and wiki)
@@oexmi funnily enough, Demetrius is wrong. A tomato is BOTH a vegetable and a fruit. Something being a fruit doesn't mean it's not a vegetable lol
I'm pretty sure those are mutually exclusive
alex isn’t cool. he’s just kind of some guy. and that’s why being an alex enjoyer is fun
Alex is only interesting to marry if you’re playing the male farmer, he’s kind of weird if you play as a woman.
Someone finally understands
@@fart63 sorry i’m a gay man i forgot about this 😔 sorry women
@@fart63 the same can be said with haley. if you marry her as the male farmer is kind of meh, but if you do as the female farmer it's better
i edge to alex
Penny makes one mistake and they never let it go
Shane commits multiple mistakes and gets forgiven due to his situation
I think she should've gotten with Sam instead but hey.
Harvey is just HARVEY
Doctor jumpscare
He's already perfect
Harvey is being used as a slur here 😭
@@thejayinator585H*rv*y
i hate that man lmao
I love Shane’s friendship arc but I hate his romantic arc YOU CANNOT FIX HIM
Counterpoint: mods
@@Sarydormi fair lmao
that's what makes him feel so realistic as a character
@@BoomKatz I agree I wouldn’t want to change his character I personally just don’t enjoy romancing him he’s not my type lol
both his life and wellbeing improve a LOT after he marries you so i beg to differ on that
and i think it's realistic too since he does still have some flaws that gives him more personality, so there is that too
the seaniedew harvey cosplay was such a jumpscare
The best part is that he doesn't even need to cosplay. Mustache and hair always sells it.
@treacherous-doctor cosplay? What are you talking about, I just put Harvey twice
I feel like that Leah one applies more to Abigail, I never see people talk about Leah
Honestly, I marry Leah for the storyline it makes in my head. I just think she makes the most sense as your wife. You're both very canny, helpful and hard-working people on the outskirts of town, you both spend your childhood in Pelican Town before moving to the big city, you both decided to come here for a fresh start in life, you're both gambling hard on making it in the valley because there's not much left to go back to in the city. I don't know, that just seems to be the most logical pairing. Two ambitious city dwellers helping each other out and finding happiness, success, and love away from all the noise and hassle of modern living.
Also, her dialogues are very good. Especially the Summit scene: _“I think we've both found what we were looking for in this place. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else, but here with you.”_ That's some Tenki no Ko, Kimi no Nawa love story shit, bro. I love that shit.
Gus being the kindest, most wonderful human being for no discernable reason:
Lewis after standing in front of the calender the entire day so I can't check it:
Feeding Pam an aged pale ale just before she drives me to the desert-
Dude the Evelyn one is an experience I thought only happened to me. She literally talks about how she loved shells and then hates that gift?!
When I learned Robin was married to Demetrius I almost stopped my first playthrough. Then I encountered Caroline.
My disappointment became more severe
No dateable milfs 😭
To be fair, if I was a woman, I would marry Demetrius too, man is just so intelligent and interesting, I just befriend him in every playthrough
@@gianstb sure, but he's a shit dad
@@FloppaGaming845 DUDE WATCH THOSE WORDS 😂😂
@Chuck-664 thank you for Olivia, SVE, thank you 🙌🏼
That Robin is accurate. My disappointment was in imaginable.
This shit is so accurate (beside the Alex part, if u make him gae, then he won't be that boring)
Alex is actually one of the best bachelor's for a male farmer imo. His character arc (alongside George's) is so darn cute
Gae is the way.
Gay Alex is the true Alex
It’s not Elliott’s writing that made me choose him. It’s how utterly ridiculously pretentious he is.
And the hair.
oh, the hair.
i choose him in all my saves, he is so sweet from the start and actually is never mean to us
spaghetti hair
Urgh i think about him in class😭😭😭😭
he's got some anime hair + anime personality going on there
it's so funny to me that abigail eats rocks and she even tells you to bring her a snack if you're going to the mines lmao
I feel like it was a bug in development but CA thought it was so funny he made it cannon 😂
You can't fix Shane, you can only help him fix himself.
You can't even do that.
@@koolkrafter5 except you do. You literally do help him better himself. Him having relapses doesn't erase his progress.
@@mertensiam3384 exactly, for one to trully change, they need to fail again and again and understand that the fact they are actively trying to be better and change bad habits, then little by little failures stop happening so frequently, until you succede
@@narutoxley finally someone who understands
@@narutoxley This guy gets it.
Demetrius pretending Sebastien doesn't exist:
0:54 I feel attacked lmao cuz I just starting out Stardew Valley and then I met Leah and yeah😅
1:20
"I didn't understand a thing but the flashing lights were mesmerising!"
-Dwarf
“I got all this stuff from the surface. I just take it from your people during the night. Hmm? What is this concept you call "private property"?”
-Dwarf
he's just like me fr
Lmao imagine if hes the guy that robs you when you pass out at 2am
Not gonna lie, I partially picked Elliot cause I felt bad for the poor lonely depressed writer living in a shack by the sea. He's kinda like a cat I picked up off the street 😅🤣
'willy enjoyers' 😂😂😂
0:43 Consider: Soldiers in this world use Warp Totems to get to places quickly
Do with that what you will
He specifically says they gave them to him in a PoW camp meaning they tried to get him to leave
alex is only interesting when hes gay, straight alex cant hurt me he doesnt exist
A Man of quality you are !
The right answer
Realest comment here
Penny is a Saint and perfect as is, and I will hear no ill word towards her.
No objections
finally, someone who has common sense
she mistreats the disabled, remember when she pushed george without asking his permission? how would you feel if you were disabled and trying to do something only for someone to shove you out of the way? it makes you feel like you have no control over your life anymore. and she gets mad at you for calling her out?
@@plasmoasis, she apologized when called out. Girl was raised by an angry drunk in a trailer and spends her days teaching children who aren’t hers. She’s trying her damn best
Best woman 👍🏻
I don’t care if liking Leah makes me like everyone else. Basic stuff is liked for a reason!
Based
Fr your other options are crazy drug lady, doormat, spousal abuse, nerd and goth girl. Leah just likes art and wine which is pretty based
@@thefrozenbanana5545 art, wine, and hates society so she lives alone in the woods away from everybody. Mega based
@@thefrozenbanana5545 She's basically a hipster who romanticizes the small town lifestyle stereotype.
@@IzzySarruand thats like the fanbase too what's your point?
penny PUSHES the old man in the wheelchair and you're telling me she doesn't do anything interesting? bro
dont get me started on her first date being in the SPA
Sebastian not even being included is way funnier than any meme you could have come up with. 👌😂
"My interest in Emily after 1 conversation" mfs when this drug-addict looks at you through the screen in the most sinister way possible at 2-heart event:
*"Emily is a crazy drug-addict"* mfs when they turn on their TV first thing in the morning to watch a lady using crystals to talk to ghosts and predict luck:
It is interesting that people consider her to be some mere druggie even though cosmic dream fruits and psychedelic blue-haired mermaids exist in this game also.
(Interesting also that Emily is the only character who comments on the special quality of the *Mermaid's Pendant* )
Babies: "I like Leah!"
Children: "I like Krobus!"
REAL men: "why's Linus kinda... 🥵"
And they were ROOMATES
Oh wait
My dumbass just realized it says Linus and not krobus
Linus get big sad if you ask him to live on your farm tho >:
@@Kelekonareally? when i had the choice
I chose to leave him
And he was cool about it
I think he says something about being afraid of you asking him to live with him
I missed slander memes so much, thank you for this true art
Yall don’t like Emily cus you didnt really drink the wizards elixir. Once you drink that irl, you’ll get it.
Everyone's talking about their favourite bachelor/bachelorette and then there's me in the background with Sebastian-
hello fellow sebastian enjoyer
@@NicoleFlores-hq5nh hello
@@NicoleFlores-hq5nhI am three months late but hello 👋
When i first started playing stardew valley, my initial instinct was to be nice to everyone, to give them little nice gifts and talk to them every day. And then Evelyn told me about her childhood memory of that freaking shell, and it was her birthday literally the next day. So i thought that it would be very thoughtful to give her gold quality shell for her birthday and she hated it, and it made me legit sad and a little bit of mad so i restarted the day. Still mad about it.
Elliotts writing may not be peek... But he looks like a fucking Disney prince thats can talk to animals and im down bad-
Haley haters telling you that she sucks because she’s mean at first (they like Shane)
THIS
Me who's cool with both but still acknowledges their flaws:
iam a haley hater and a shane hater (i only accept healthy relationships in my saves)
then theres me who liked them because theyre mean
@@alejandrasanchez3022pretty sure haley gets less toxic the more hearts and admires the things you admire more
So does shane but he still somehow doesn't change
Me doing the most advanced math possible to figure out the nanosecond i can get to the saloon right when elliot gets there on the 1 day a week he goes there (he does not exist any other time) OR me being a runner and a track star dashing all over the map trying to figure out where he is every day
When I was young and oblivious I hated Linus. I thought every time I passed out it was him stealing my money and hated him for it. Now I have aged, and with that I have wizened, and learned the LINUS IS A FUCKING G 👑
Also he was an adventurer with the wizard
I’m pretty sure the dwarf is the one stealing your stuff
@@LemonMoon I never thought about that. That makes a lot more sense than linus lying about it, thanks
@@LemonMoonMarlon.
How do you think he always has your "lost items"?
@@seilaoque4046maybe he knows everything
0:10 - Krobus is unironically better roommate than human marriage candidates. Once I got all of the heart events with human candidates, I just said "nah" and went for Krobus in both first and second run.
0:31 - Bro's entire story arc is getting himself out of alcoholism, only to relapse into it the moment you marry him. Shane needed a friend, not a marriage.
0:45 - mfw reading Stardew wiki and seeing that rabbit's foot is universally loved gift, so I can just speedrun the friendship with all villagers (except Penny who likes diamonds).
2:15 - how it feels to start my run with fish smoker, get a quality bobber recipe and charcoal kiln.
evelyn when you give her literal trash (broken glasses) :)
So there are people who... hate Evelyn?
Where are they?
Can i join you ?
Maybe a little talk can change their mind (a talk with a gun)
@@gabrielaragon9562 Seven page "Ora".
Nah bro that Sam one was accurate af
Has anyone that hate Willy? I think him and Linus are the two giga chads.
Idk about that 0:14 when I first started playing I gave linus a pair of broken glasses from the dumpster and hes like what the fuck is this shit so
You gave broken glasses wtf you expect from him
I made sure to bully him every chance I got for no reason other than to send a message to the person stealing other people’s trash (before I could)
@@Cover_clover_1 a thanks ig idk mf lives in a tent but it was when I first started playing so I was like oh maybe he'll be like thanks I can fix and use them
@kaitlin2019 ye fair
A stardew valley slander is literally incomplete without Pam. 2 stars.
The Evelyn one killed me 💀🏴☠️☠️
As an Elliott romancer, I know his writing is straight ass and I love him anyway ❤
He wrote all about a planet’s incredibly tedious politics for a whole book… for me
He is trash.
But he is my trash.
He's just like me frfr and that's why i love him
@@Stefan_Ethishan i think you mean Shane
i really think id be bored reading his books irl ngl (still cant stop marrying him help)
ok the linus and krobus one is so true there like my favorite town npcs T_T
Town npc
Shane is my favorite
Even I know you can't fix him but who said I wanted to?
I might even make him worse
Lmao you give him alcohol? 😭
@@Ld17_loved gift!
@@Ld17_ Yessir ♡
1:50 Emily is always a good choice. I don't know why some of you don't like her. She is the easiest yet the best to choose. Abigail is a close second.
Unconscious bias. People don't like IRL crystal ladies, I suppose.
But in the context of the SDV world, Emily is well-versed on the mystical, and is a possibly even related to mermaids.
@@dmin5782she seems just fun and responsible, also little bit of magic is fine, many people believe in god or gods after all
@@fqertexirte3054 Yeah, she's chill, kind, diligent etc. Really no bad traits at all.
Her beliefs and practices are also fine, because she's very respectful about them.
I just found that a large portion of the community characterizes her as being more extreme and crazy than she actually is.
@@dmin5782 fandom it is. Its problem for most of things in game actually, fandom somehow makes everyting worse, or to be precise one part of the fandom most of it just silent readers
she's incredibly boring, I always forget she exists
Me divorcing Sam just to let Krobus live at my place:
I was NOT expecting Shane's cliff cutscene bro I play games to escape real life (having to talk someone down from suicide) but he's a super good character and I love him
But Harvey and Elliott are my boys
Haley is best girl. No one likes her initially, but it's nice to see her opinion of your character and their work change as you progress the relationship.
"Robin is married"
NexusMods: "Are you sure about that?"
the divorce robin mod is genuinely kinda ass it botches robins character and instead of the "cool mom" thing she's a fanfic-reading anime waifu (and is apparently double the farmer's age?? nobody talks about that??)
One thing that really ticks me off is that people NEED to "fix" Shane. You can't "fix" him, nor any other mentally ill person. It's ofc always nice to have someone who there's to be supportive and be helpful, but don't have a savior complex
I never wanted to fix him just help him personally
Change "fix" for "help" if you don't like the word. Suicidal people need help and that's a fact.
I don't like how either group of people ever treats Shane.
On one hand you have the people you mention, that try to say they're "fixing" him.
On the other hand, you have weirdos saying that he regresses and that he's horrible for having a relapse.
You truly can't win if you like Shane for how true and realistic his story feels as a mentally ill person.
Worst part is, in canon, the farmer doesn't do much. They're there for Shane, and they show their support, but all the desicions Shane take are his own. Nobody "fixes" him, he betters himself and puts in extra effort to even apologize to the farmer for being rude and for what he made them go through.
Most Stardew Valley players are sooooo weird about mental illness no matter where you look.
@@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 I said fix because that's what some of the fandom wants to do and that's why I also put it into quotations. I'm not saying you can't help people who are suicidal or struggling, I'm saying you cannot fully change them to become better. They themselves have to gradually become better and it's not okay for anyone to take full responsibility and personally believe they can make someone not want to commit anymore because that's just not how it works.
@@JohnZombi88 Ew, do you want a cookie for not being a decent human being? Jeez man, grow some moral values.
0:33 like fym that i cant fix him
i like penny because she's cute and she's nice to me :)
I’m glad we’re still in agreement that Seanie Dew is just Harvey
Penny enjoyer here, there is a secret note that lists gifts for Pam( says no beer lol), the kids, George and Evelyn, She cares for George and had no ill intention with the pushing cut scene!
I don't think anyone hates Willy
Speaking of which I don't really care about any of the marriage options but I'd 100% marry Willy or the Wizard
i had a mod for that but idk if it has been updated for 1.6 yet
honestly,same
dilfs are the best
1:54 You will burn
The last Evelyn one is REAL!! I didn’t know too much about fav gifts yet because I was just starting to play, she said she loves rainbow shells I’m pretty sure.. I gave her one AND SHE GOT MADDD. I felt so bad and confused
"Well hey there Robin…"
**Robin is married to Demetrius**
**depressed**
You wouldn't know how amazing Haley really is unless you get all her heart events (including marriage)
Maybe I’ll romance her in my new save
@@FloppaGaming845 I would definitely suggest you do!
"Alex is cool"
I have 200 hours in this game and I still forget his name
0:33 The funny thing is that you *have* been fixing him throughout his cutscenes, but then he completely relapses once you marry him.
1:10 the other side of that coin is Lewis.
"crap i didnt go to bed on time and why does my butt hurt?"
*the 2am monster under my bed:*
2:27 I expected Harvey from The Lovely Bones :0
It's good to know that there are people who also come up with VERY strange associations
Haley is more of a transaction. Insult me, i give you gifts, dance with me so i won't be lonely at the flower dance, then i go after, literally anyone else
1:52 I feel like concernedape wanted players to be lured into a bait and switch with Emily cause she kisses you no matter your relationship level and is very easy to gift. Then when you do you find out she's into poodoo crystalmancy or whatever.
She wasn't originally a marriage candidate. All of the Clint hate is unjustified when you realize Clint's story was about being in love with Emily long before you as the player could marry her. Concernedape screwed up not Clint.
Except magic is real in SDV. Crystals have magic in them. The Junimos in huts can even absorb crystals to change their color.
Emily has already displayed psychic abilities (similar to mermaids) and the ability to communicate to parrots by that point.
Why do people hate her again?
the last one is so true. youre thinking you paid attention to the conversation and therefore know evelyn better but than she did that
me unable to pursue Leah because she has the same name as my mother
Sebastian posted this. Dude is secretly Walter White harboring some deep resentment
I am a gay man that likes sports. Alex is literally perfect to me. I understand this ain't common...
it's insane how Alex is the best gay candidate and the worst straight candidate
But why is that? I would think woman would like him, coz hes s jock who does that steryotype American highschool shit u see in movies.
I dated Haley but its like shes the female version of him
@@lucasd.6746 woman here, can confirm I have zero interest in Alex, but gay men simp for him lmao
@@minervasucicorbegoso2097 what character did u marry in stardew? My first one were penny, the second time i played it was haley.
@@lucasd.6746 Leah and if I had to pick a guy it'd be Elliot, the female characters are more interesting to me 😂
@@minervasucicorbegoso2097 didnt expect that. Elliot seens like the most boring character to me. If I played as a female, maybe I would try Sam or Sebastian lol
I don’t want to fix Shane. Now excuse me, I need to give him a beer for the second time this week.
The devastation I felt when I couldn’t marry Sandy tho…
fr, Sandy is underrated
I actually immediately try to befriend all the 'rude' villager.
I thought that harder challenge will give bigger rewards.
Haley and Alex does have big development, Shane at least stopped being miserable, Pierre is unfixable, and Clint is Clint.
Also Haley is rich so she prefers simple gifts, so she's actually low maintenance.
I wouldn't say Alex is rude, just a typical gym bro meathead.
Hey! That's mean! I and my thousands of identical leah enjoyer friends say.
DEMETRIUS DOES NOT DESERVE ROBIN
DEMETRIUS IS STUPID IM COOL
Robin deserves Demetrius and Demetrius deserves Robin, both are just the best characters in the game (Linus not included, he's a god, not a character)
@@gianstb ok now I know you're trolling cuz there is no way in hell Demetrius is one of the best characters lmao
@@Soju_Enthusiast Never trolled in my entire life
@@gianstbexcept you are
Penny doesn't do anything interesting she just reads man she's just like me for real (that and I like the decorations because God knows I don't do any decorating)
THE YOUNG SHELDON CLIP GOT ME ROLLING
Welp, now I want to sink another 100 hours in stardew.
When shane came up and the "i can fix him"
I cant fix him, i know that BUT i can help him. I will not go on a rant but just know i could
2:56 can confirm, that man writes with literal fire