Black Ops Cold War for meme lords

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  4 года назад +1385

    you can catch the streams over at www.twitch.tv/theonlyzanman

    • @thermonuclearmememonke9431
      @thermonuclearmememonke9431 4 года назад +7

      Yes Mr. Cheddar

    • @m1rtch
      @m1rtch 4 года назад +3

      @@thermonuclearmememonke9431 yes sir zanny

    • @Venerable471
      @Venerable471 4 года назад +2

      Zanny which songs did you play??

    • @floof4276
      @floof4276 4 года назад +2

      *father, I crave cheddar cheese*

    • @mr_nebulus6470
      @mr_nebulus6470 4 года назад +6

      Where is the Kirin break where is the dog

  • @arjunolak9014
    @arjunolak9014 4 года назад +3616

    Adler: We are going back to Vietnam.
    *Fortunate Son intensifies*

    • @dawidnguyen2710
      @dawidnguyen2710 4 года назад +63

      IT AIN’T MEEEE, IT AIN’T MEEEE

    • @MrRe-pg7fj
      @MrRe-pg7fj 4 года назад +48

      @@dawidnguyen2710 I AINT NO SENATOR SON

    • @e-man8414
      @e-man8414 4 года назад +32

      Adler: We are going back to Vietnam
      nobody:
      My brain:start playing sympathy for the devil
      😂😂😂😂

    • @MB0704
      @MB0704 4 года назад +24

      Me and the bois in the trees

    • @c15co5
      @c15co5 4 года назад +6

      and then dis *paint it black intensifies*

  • @RoboLobster3000
    @RoboLobster3000 4 года назад +1883

    President reagan: "you'll never be able to kill him without committing war crimes"
    Zanny: "Mr President committing war crimes is my specialty"

    • @Immgfxfdbfsxvbb
      @Immgfxfdbfsxvbb 4 года назад +7

      Underrated

    • @Couch-zu9kt
      @Couch-zu9kt 4 года назад +17

      What about sith lords?

    • @domdabomb10138
      @domdabomb10138 4 года назад +1

      @@Couch-zu9kt thats jfk btw issa joke

    • @mariaealfaro3300
      @mariaealfaro3300 3 года назад +1

      Count dooka: sexy jedi are my specialty

    • @ibraheemahmed7129
      @ibraheemahmed7129 3 года назад +2

      But President, I'm a true American! He said while "Dropping five payloads of democracy at the target * American anthem gets louder in the background*"

  • @someguy6417
    @someguy6417 4 года назад +972

    When Zanny said “I feel manipulated” as he’s playing as Bell is very foreshadowing and he doesn’t even know it

    • @ruifigueiredo5486
      @ruifigueiredo5486 4 года назад +27

      well maybe thats because he records his lines after he played the game?

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 4 года назад +22

      Same with his theory that Mason was Perseus, considering he is one of the PCs.

    • @dignified5340
      @dignified5340 4 года назад +2

      @@ZKP314 PC's ?

    • @I11Vanon
      @I11Vanon 4 года назад +3

      +

    • @davidb8523
      @davidb8523 4 года назад +1

      Fr😂

  • @Max775_
    @Max775_ 4 года назад +3230

    “Only chads use Iron sights” spoken like a true hero

    • @notjapanese3819
      @notjapanese3819 4 года назад +53

      Snipers: ಠ_ಠ

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 4 года назад +28

      This logic applies more in Rainbow Six.

    • @i-dislike-handles
      @i-dislike-handles 4 года назад +42

      Literally only time you should use a sight is on a sniper or a long range gun, people who put scopes on pistols don't exist to me

    • @fecking_weirdo
      @fecking_weirdo 4 года назад +29

      @@i-dislike-handles *Simo Häyhä KNOWS your location*

    • @dungeonmaster7974
      @dungeonmaster7974 4 года назад +8

      @@notjapanese3819 snipers may have dipers but we get all the ladies ay

  • @tonyl7286
    @tonyl7286 4 года назад +4360

    "Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world"
    Zanny: "No that's America."
    The CIA disliked that

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 4 года назад +150

      China has entered the chat.

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 года назад +224

      @@MachineMan-mj4gj
      CoD: You mean the Russians.
      "..no. i said ch-"
      CoD: *THE RUSSIANS*

    • @dwightyoung2291
      @dwightyoung2291 4 года назад +8

      @@MachineMan-mj4gj LIES

    • @rengoku9029
      @rengoku9029 4 года назад +51

      Me to Zanny: That wasnt very freedom of you....

    • @usersays8599
      @usersays8599 4 года назад +83

      @@MachineMan-mj4gj funny how people think China is a threat, when they never invaded nor destabilized an entire Middle East continent

  • @kingofmutliverse
    @kingofmutliverse 4 года назад +1094

    Zanny: "I'm joining communist"
    *Next Episode*
    Zanny: "I serve the soviet union"

  • @spooder-man8160
    @spooder-man8160 4 года назад +957

    “Dropping 5 payloads of democracy on the target”
    Murica “that’s a copy”

    • @baroquerookbr3214
      @baroquerookbr3214 4 года назад +47

      That payload consists of five tons of quarter pounders with cheese, freedom fries, and an extra large side of liberty.

    • @spooder-man8160
      @spooder-man8160 4 года назад +16

      @@baroquerookbr3214 Nice job sir Regan would be proud of you 👏

    • @spooder-man8160
      @spooder-man8160 4 года назад +12

      Oh wait this is Vietnam “Mission Failed we’ll get em next time😔

  • @ivandwyer5225
    @ivandwyer5225 4 года назад +678

    Zanny: "I am great at stealth"
    Also him: Yells STEALTH whenever he kills someone

  • @flo2314
    @flo2314 4 года назад +516

    "Who the Hell is Perseus?"
    *PERCY JACKSON*

    • @domdabomb10138
      @domdabomb10138 4 года назад +4

      if you listened hes Mason

    • @angrycrusader1147
      @angrycrusader1147 3 года назад +3

      @@domdabomb10138 Perseus ain’t even a single person

    • @wbaharry
      @wbaharry 3 года назад +6

      SON OF POSEIDON

    • @Carpediem357
      @Carpediem357 2 года назад +5

      @@wbaharry TWO TIME SAVIOR OF OLYMPUS

    • @SB_1627
      @SB_1627 2 года назад +2

      But mostly he likes to think of himself as just another demigod lucky enough to have found camp half blood

  • @natehippe2561
    @natehippe2561 4 года назад +474

    " cant wait to be addicted for a week then forget all about it" call if duty has never been more perfectly summarized in one sentence.

    • @natehippe2561
      @natehippe2561 4 года назад +12

      I HAVE RECEIVED A HEART FROM THE ZAN MAN

    • @whyle5318
      @whyle5318 4 года назад +3

      @@natehippe2561 yes you did

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 года назад +3

      Call if Duty. Don't Call if not Duty

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад +2

      The addiction time goes down further and further with each release (besides in zombies)

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 4 года назад +1

      Dude for real lol

  • @matthewptr_
    @matthewptr_ 4 года назад +869

    "The Berlin wall...they put Manuel Neuer in this game"
    Spain: *observe*

  • @holdentyre9538
    @holdentyre9538 4 года назад +413

    "There are optional missions in COD now?" *cries in Infinite Warfare*

    • @marcjehle2480
      @marcjehle2480 4 года назад +39

      Cries in Black Ops 2

    • @ace_ofchaos9292
      @ace_ofchaos9292 3 года назад +13

      And they actually could affect the ending as well.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +713

    Adler: "Perseus is dead"
    "Yeah ancient Greece was ages ago"
    You clever son of a gun

  • @ryanschmidt877
    @ryanschmidt877 4 года назад +749

    "Hey Zakhaev nice arm. Haha what" *has flashbacks*

    • @mariaealfaro3300
      @mariaealfaro3300 3 года назад +9

      Imagne that was an actual option

    • @ryanschmidt877
      @ryanschmidt877 3 года назад +2

      @@mariaealfaro3300 thanks for bringing me back to thic comment didnt realize it got so many likes

    • @eduardoguerra2232
      @eduardoguerra2232 3 года назад

      @@ryanschmidt877 what you say

    • @FranciscoMendez-pl7in
      @FranciscoMendez-pl7in 3 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @Shadow7601.
      @Shadow7601. 3 года назад

      That happened in 1994 i think when zakhaev lost his Arm and BOCW takes place in 1981

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 года назад +303

    “There’s such a thing as too much fan-service.”
    *looks towards Rise of Skywalker*

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 4 года назад +29

      For the Reylo shippers, sure, but not the rest of us. The whole film was just wasted opportunities, and I’m speaking as a fan who liked _The Force Awakens_ and _The Last Jedi._

    • @domdabomb10138
      @domdabomb10138 4 года назад +4

      @@PerovNigma your not a real fan

    • @domdabomb10138
      @domdabomb10138 4 года назад +1

      @Ludimeel Sorbo’s backup its not because of that dumbass

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 4 года назад +4

      SHHHH! we dont mention that garbage here!

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 4 года назад +5

      @@domdabomb10138 then what was it then hmm? care to explain instead of replying to him all half-assed? you'r reply didnt really explain much did it? who's the dumbass now.

  • @DingLiren1992
    @DingLiren1992 4 года назад +323

    I love how all your dialogue choices are at the same mindset of:
    "Wait, what happens if i choose this one lol"

  • @angelceballos6965
    @angelceballos6965 4 года назад +342

    “Pilot, can you stop the rotors? I can’t hear the music.”
    Famous last words.

  • @mrwhammer
    @mrwhammer 4 года назад +319

    “Single largest threat in the free world”
    *menendez has entered the chat*

    • @goldentechmahroop3935
      @goldentechmahroop3935 4 года назад +20

      10 Years later: Zakhaev has entered the chat
      20 years later: Makarov has entered the chat

    • @domdabomb10138
      @domdabomb10138 4 года назад +5

      @@goldentechmahroop3935 also 20 yrs later task force 141 is formed
      years later task force 141 dies except price

    • @goldentechmahroop3935
      @goldentechmahroop3935 4 года назад +3

      Well Zakhaev isn't part of the storyline in BO, only in the MW series

    • @DeadManTalking.
      @DeadManTalking. 4 года назад +4

      @@goldentechmahroop3935 Yeah about that.........

    • @Alright227
      @Alright227 4 года назад +2

      @@goldentechmahroop3935 he did appear in the campaign

  • @ringwraith932
    @ringwraith932 4 года назад +281

    Toby Maguire when he sees Rick Astley in the thumbnail: finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @elijahdavis5128
    @elijahdavis5128 4 года назад +584

    When a corona gets it lime, a zanny gets his war crime- Sun Tzu

  • @MikMoen
    @MikMoen 4 года назад +145

    "These optional missions are completely pointless."
    The secret intel puzzles: "Bruh..."

    • @mariaealfaro3300
      @mariaealfaro3300 3 года назад +4

      The minutes and few missions until i just looked it up i than became a CIA codebreaker

  • @gcastro5489
    @gcastro5489 4 года назад +524

    I like that Zanny's the only one who doesn't pretend to know everything about the story

    • @kr1on1c__65
      @kr1on1c__65 4 года назад +27

      Same here. He just plays the game and makes us laugh, I like that he dosent make it seem so dramatic

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 4 года назад +16

      Well he said he only played Blops 1 and 4. And 4 didnt have a campaign so he was in the dark in terms of story since he never played 2

    • @ScullyBoy
      @ScullyBoy 4 года назад +1

      Is he really? I'm genuinely unsure if he's serious or not.

    • @lordblackblade3373
      @lordblackblade3373 4 года назад +1

      Why didn't he play COD 2?

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 года назад

      He kinda pretended in his Space Marine video. Maybe not on purpose

  • @memerofblaviken6326
    @memerofblaviken6326 4 года назад +393

    Last time I was this early, Zanny still hadn't met his arch-nemesis, the stationary object.

  • @timeforpixy9169
    @timeforpixy9169 4 года назад +556

    "Could you turn off the rotors I can't hear the music"

  • @Orpheon640
    @Orpheon640 4 года назад +1428

    Ah, a Percy Jackson reference. My respect for you only grows.

  • @hiimaj1191
    @hiimaj1191 4 года назад +400

    Ur alexa joke triggered my alexa and proceeded to make me fall out my chair.

  • @nightowl9398
    @nightowl9398 4 года назад +75

    5:40 I can’t get over the idea of screaming “STEALTH” during a stealth mission

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 4 года назад +425

    I want a full release of “baby it’s Cold War outside”

  • @fortunatesoul12
    @fortunatesoul12 4 года назад +64

    01:48 *Ronald Reagan:* I know their names. Who do you think approved their last war crim-... I mean _last mission_ ?

    • @theflyingdutchmannl
      @theflyingdutchmannl 4 года назад +3

      Reagan you placed illegal nuclear weapons in my country ~ the Netherlands

  • @gtno22
    @gtno22 4 года назад +180

    "That's it, we've killed all the russians"
    *rolls credits*
    😂😂

    • @domdabomb10138
      @domdabomb10138 4 года назад +5

      because the worlds issues and the cod trilogy wouldnt exist i mean without russians im sorry but no cod😭

  • @lebah8555
    @lebah8555 4 года назад +251

    “ Nice, your warcrime committing skills are remarkable ”
    - Gaz

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 4 года назад +12

      “Knife that child over at the table”

  • @Moldeyawsome12
    @Moldeyawsome12 4 года назад +96

    This game is definitely setting up a “Cold War” universe within the “Black Ops” universe. Canonically there’s still 4 years between the end of Cold War and the beginning of the flashback levels in BOII, and that’s not to say they couldn’t have more levels filling in the time between the flashback levels in BOII

    • @Shadow-ro3gb
      @Shadow-ro3gb 4 года назад +5

      They could also just forget BO2 existed at all. This could still be a sequel to BO1 but also still be a reboot of the series. I think that would be amazing in my opinion. Not that BO2s story was terrible but I think it could be so much better.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +3

      @@Shadow-ro3gb I personally was a big fan of it because it was the first CoD story where the writers realized the plot is schlock and just EMBRACED the cheese. (Anyone wanna say Lawrance of Afghanistan?)

    • @H20Dev
      @H20Dev 4 года назад

      @@Shadow-ro3gb MAJOR SPOILER
      It completely denys BO2 because one of the endings

    • @deathgorilla782
      @deathgorilla782 2 года назад

      @@H20Dev that was just one though

  • @georgemullens
    @georgemullens 4 года назад +42

    Not gonna lie, totally loled at "The Berlin Wall, this is so cool, they put Manuel Neuer in this game"

  • @agustinfigueroa2516
    @agustinfigueroa2516 4 года назад +1130

    "Your war crime commiting skills are remarkable"
    Sun Tzu: we will watch your career with great interest
    Edit: this is the most likes ive ever gotten omg

  • @Kmax_817
    @Kmax_817 4 года назад +30

    Fun fact: The thumbnail is actually a real picture taken on dec. 17th, Rick Astley day. Rick won the war by telling us how hes feeling, and making is understand. This famous speech was turned into a hit single to commemorate his achievements, a song called never gonna give you up. Rick is truly a inspiration to us all.

  • @TerribleWarden
    @TerribleWarden 4 года назад +27

    I really like that the Idea that Mason still has trauma over *Numbers* and just starts screams at just random times because there's just a clock in the Room.

  • @bullymaguire745
    @bullymaguire745 4 года назад +81

    “Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world”
    Zanny: no that’s America!
    The cia will remember that

    • @st-gg4448
      @st-gg4448 4 года назад

      Shht...don't say that they might hear you.

    • @thegreyeyedcat9142
      @thegreyeyedcat9142 4 года назад +3

      @I RUclips isn’t an American website? Since when

    • @Jeff-lc7lp
      @Jeff-lc7lp 4 года назад +3

      @I Welp if America falls have fun with the Chinese

    • @conorkiddell9245
      @conorkiddell9245 4 года назад +1

      @I um

    • @christophershapiro9730
      @christophershapiro9730 4 года назад

      @@thegreyeyedcat9142 It's been an American website since it's beginning.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 4 года назад +124

    Adler: *we're going back to Vietnam*
    Mason and woods: *PTSD and rage of a thousand suns*
    Zanny: sweet, I'll get the sound-
    Yt algorithm: *money money money, give it all to me*

  • @Monleno
    @Monleno 4 года назад +16

    Dude Zanny cheers me up so much it’s crazy, I use his videos as background noise to sleep because quietness makes my anxiety flair, and I get lost in his videos, since he plays only games that I play, when he makes inside jokes I actually feel involved, and since i’ve been here for like 3 years it genuinely feels like I am following with Zanny, one of my many inspirations to do youtube, I hope I get a friend group like Zanny has, keep going i’m sure you’ll only grow from here i’ll try to be every step of the way

  • @pandaHub1
    @pandaHub1 4 года назад +55

    Zanny videos in a nutshell:
    Introduction
    Jokes that transition into a music or singing
    Jokes
    confused screams
    Panic screams
    More panic and confused screams
    Screams cuz he did something pog
    -Tension moment that gets interrupted by a kirin comercial break
    More memes
    El fin.

  • @kokroughtoss1257
    @kokroughtoss1257 4 года назад +39

    Zanny: "Three tangos. F&%k it."
    "Shoots all three without alerting suspicion"
    Zanny: AHHHHHHHH!!! (Trying desperately not to splurge himself)

    • @st-gg4448
      @st-gg4448 4 года назад +5

      6:20 if you're interested

    • @seethenero2555
      @seethenero2555 4 года назад +5

      I screamed with him too, come on that was a dope shot

    • @kokroughtoss1257
      @kokroughtoss1257 4 года назад +2

      @@seethenero2555 It was a really good shot. I'd be lucky if I even get two guys without alerting the other guards. Zanny ain't just jokes and memes, the man's got some real skill. After all, he uses the Master Flank for a reason ya know.

  • @AUS-gz8zc
    @AUS-gz8zc 4 года назад +15

    I’ve been with your channel for about a year now and it’s great to see that you reached 1 million subs, Congrats dude.

  • @Ck01560
    @Ck01560 4 года назад +277

    “By order of the black ops” is that a peaky blinder reference

    • @PizzaPyrate
      @PizzaPyrate 4 года назад +6

      Damn I made the comment and scrolled down and saw yours lol

    • @miscellaneous_man756
      @miscellaneous_man756 4 года назад +1

      Not necessarily "By order of .....: can be used in anything really. For instance in Fallout 3, Enclave soldiers, would say. "By order of the Enclave" when trying to kill the lone wanderer around the capital wasteland

  • @alegatur3307
    @alegatur3307 4 года назад +61

    Mind: Vietnam is your home country, stop watching the video
    Me: *Uncontrollable laughing*

    • @halfiemmm929
      @halfiemmm929 2 года назад

      Me holding my laughter in fear of my viet gf

  • @andreap9689
    @andreap9689 3 года назад +3

    3:16
    “They knew what they were doing I feel manipulated.”
    u aint wrong chief

  • @tracebase0065
    @tracebase0065 4 года назад +171

    The Berlin Wall
    Zanny: oh they put Manuel Neuer in this game!
    Literally two days after Germany lose 6-0
    Truly the wall has fallen again

  • @onejediboi
    @onejediboi 4 года назад +175

    0:15
    "your war crime committing is remarkable"
    Germany: *nervous sweating*

    • @t_p2000
      @t_p2000 4 года назад +2

      WIR SIND DIE GUTEN

    • @DanielSan1776
      @DanielSan1776 4 года назад +3

      *Japan laughs in Unit 731 & Rape of Nanking*

    • @t_p2000
      @t_p2000 4 года назад

      Im just making fun lmao

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 года назад +2

      Is killing younglings a war crime tho? oh wait

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 4 года назад

      Don't forget about Japan. They had that masterd.

  • @koltondavis5975
    @koltondavis5975 4 года назад +10

    “Guards about to catch my dumbass” that line killed me

  • @Puckett99
    @Puckett99 4 года назад +97

    Really wish Zanny would’ve included having to decrypt all that evidence for those side missions.

    • @anthonyervin95
      @anthonyervin95 4 года назад +10

      I doubt he even looked at the evidence.

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад +11

      @@anthonyervin95 that sucks. Solving randomized puzzles to get side missions in a cod campaign is super refreshing

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад

      @I yeah, but all of my friends always get the cod games so I usually do as well (the only exceptions are IW, BO4, and MW 2019 because they’re just too cancerous) so I don’t really see a reason why not to play the campaigns. They’re usually dumb fun for a couple of hours with an occasional game that has a good story and/or gameplay

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад

      @I also dark souls, titanfall 2, and persona 4 were all developed in 2 years whereas cod games now are developed in 3 so that’s not a good example

  • @swagpirate2067
    @swagpirate2067 4 года назад +452

    I actually surprisingly liked this game lol, online needs work though

    • @Lava-x3t
      @Lava-x3t 4 года назад +7

      True that.

    • @gurgle382
      @gurgle382 4 года назад +19

      Same here, just some multiplayer balancing would help a lot...

    • @huhhuh364
      @huhhuh364 4 года назад +17

      It needs a lot of work, but I still enjoy the mp more than mw

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 4 года назад +11

      They need to get rid of skilled based match making.

    • @freddyzhao8702
      @freddyzhao8702 4 года назад +6

      The maps are tresh

  • @abhi7936
    @abhi7936 3 года назад +5

    6:08 Don't try to fool us. You wanted to take him to your castle. LADY DIMITRESCU.

  • @Bablosinspace
    @Bablosinspace 4 года назад +86

    Zanny using Rick Astley instead of Tobey Maguire
    This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 4 года назад +225

    "Your war crime committing skills are incredible."
    Sun Tzu to his son-

    • @blueburger4938
      @blueburger4938 4 года назад +1

      Zoo?

    • @sothasil7716
      @sothasil7716 4 года назад

      Sun Tzu said that

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 4 года назад

      @@sothasil7716 and I'm sure he knows more about fighting than you do pal cause he invented it! And he perfected in the ring of honor so no living man could best him. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal. Then he herded them onto a boat, and he beated the crap out of every single one of them. And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place its called a zoo!...
      Unless it's a farm!

    • @emilioo.7972
      @emilioo.7972 4 года назад

      Sun tzu's son was an absolute madman

  • @johnfreepunk
    @johnfreepunk Год назад +1

    (Mason at a restaurant)
    “Yeah could I get 3 orders of…”
    Mason: “are those? NUMBERS!?”

  • @killmonger2126
    @killmonger2126 4 года назад +106

    "When someone dies blame it on a war crime"
    -Sun Zoo

  • @sucukboy9960
    @sucukboy9960 4 года назад +5

    1:32 yes thats my man!!! Or should I say “ah, I see you are a man of culture yourself”

  • @Blahaj2306
    @Blahaj2306 4 года назад +33

    "He dosn't even use an Instagram filter. Loser."
    -Cold War Sun Tzu

  • @arliecoyne1218
    @arliecoyne1218 4 года назад +27

    You know it's a zanny cod video when he:
    Pokes fun at CoD
    Plays 'Symapathy for the devil'
    Plays 'Fortunate son'

  • @jimmynucklehead3070
    @jimmynucklehead3070 4 года назад +8

    ZANNY: the black ops sent the regards
    Me: what’s next an Italian accent
    Me again: plezzz do it

  • @fvnk0
    @fvnk0 4 года назад +224

    Adler: "Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world"
    Zanny: "no that's America"
    goddamn Zanny going for the neck

    • @the_blxck_sheep
      @the_blxck_sheep 4 года назад +10

      Based af

    • @donkey3235
      @donkey3235 4 года назад +4

      @@the_blxck_sheep bruh leave the word based out of RUclips please leave that for tiktok

    • @Elizabean1984
      @Elizabean1984 4 года назад +17

      @@the_blxck_sheep
      It's not really an Opinion it's just true.

    • @solkels_z4794
      @solkels_z4794 4 года назад +1

      well said

    • @Justalilsilly
      @Justalilsilly 4 года назад

      Nice time to add another reason why America is trash

  • @erikboydston4476
    @erikboydston4476 4 года назад +40

    I can’t get over how good Zanny is at singing

    • @kr1on1c__65
      @kr1on1c__65 4 года назад +1

      He is actually amazing at it

  • @Craigstatch
    @Craigstatch Год назад +2

    0:47 TSA when someone slipped through the recktum search😂

  • @purpleytical1391
    @purpleytical1391 4 года назад +49

    "Qasim, is out of the picture"
    He's also out of life.

  • @SebastianDiaz-oi5vs
    @SebastianDiaz-oi5vs 4 года назад +77

    The Cheddar joke has aged like fine wine and Cheese

  • @Korbin42069
    @Korbin42069 4 года назад +1

    Zanny I just want to say a thank you because I have been going through some really stressful stuff in my life and your making it a lot easier to get through. I just want to thank you, all of you....

  • @DestinyPhono
    @DestinyPhono 4 года назад +258

    "what? Tianamen? never heard of it."
    -Activision after getting spooked by china

    • @lukelinville7782
      @lukelinville7782 4 года назад +5

      Lol anyone in China that sees your comment gets instabanned from the internet.

    • @DestinyPhono
      @DestinyPhono 4 года назад +16

      @@lukelinville7782 they wont even see this because of their censorship lol

    • @lukelinville7782
      @lukelinville7782 4 года назад +2

      Oh

    • @solkels_z4794
      @solkels_z4794 4 года назад +1

      everyone in China knows about Tiananmen and you guys still think it is a secret? moron

    • @solkels_z4794
      @solkels_z4794 4 года назад +1

      really? how come I'm fine , you idiots haven't heard of a thing called VPN? just continue living in your own dream you stupid shit

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 4 года назад +7

    Hudson: *the CIA analysts consider him to be the single largest threat to the free world*
    Zanny: *no that's America*
    *Soviet spy detected*

    • @b4ushoutxyz_66
      @b4ushoutxyz_66 4 года назад

      @I god you evidently can't tell jokes idiot. Woooooosh. Woooooooosh I say

  • @intergalactic92
    @intergalactic92 2 года назад +1

    10:28 love the Avatar cameo. I am a fan too. 🤘

  • @Tom-hk2ep
    @Tom-hk2ep 4 года назад +51

    Game- *Gives 2 options in cutscene*
    "huh, Ill pick second one"
    Game- *CHALLENGE COMPLETED!*
    0:21

  • @nopark66
    @nopark66 4 года назад +25

    "They put Manuel Neuer in the game" I'm weak asf

  • @Galexiie
    @Galexiie 4 года назад +1

    i love it when you laugh so hard you move away from your mic and it’s just distant howling

  • @Snowfly1
    @Snowfly1 4 года назад +18

    6:21 "Jesus Christ...thats Jason Bourne"

  • @nukehobo
    @nukehobo 4 года назад +68

    Zanny needs to play Black Ops 2, he’s missing a lot.

  • @unknownuser1087
    @unknownuser1087 4 года назад +16

    "5 payloads of democracy coming down on you"
    me: oh yeah, thats 5 payloads of freedom

  • @cheesypooo6838
    @cheesypooo6838 4 года назад +5

    9:50 hilarious
    "Might try if the boys got this game.... I dont think any of them did."

  • @benstevens6857
    @benstevens6857 4 года назад +15

    I love the idea of Zanny making football jokes and Americans being very confused

    •  4 года назад +2

      When Zanny makes football jokes and you're not an american: calm
      But then you remember that you don't really watch football: panik

    • @benstevens6857
      @benstevens6857 4 года назад

      @I That is why I watch the Championship, the quality may be lower but at least I don't often see diving

    •  4 года назад

      @Dalton K I don't know what Korone and Coco are, I don't watch sports in general.

  • @_synix_2620
    @_synix_2620 4 года назад +3

    12:06 when the care package doesn't care for you:

  • @ironhide216
    @ironhide216 4 года назад +10

    I lost it when he said" perseus is percy jackson"

  • @Luey_Luey
    @Luey_Luey 4 года назад +29

    _plays the vietnam mission_
    "I feel manipulated"
    hmmmmmmm....

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 Год назад +4

    1:02 Inhale* "NOW THIS,IS PODRACI-"Gets copyright striked by the Mouse,The true dark emperor...

  • @RedSky98
    @RedSky98 4 года назад +33

    Hudson: Perseus is the most dangerous person to the free world
    Zanny: no that’s America
    CIA: didn’t like that
    The scp foundation: same wit us
    I’m not even American I’m irish and I think that’s funny

    • @domdabomb10138
      @domdabomb10138 4 года назад

      im irish to but live in america im 100% irish atleast my family tells me that idk tho but where you from?

  • @brandonschwertley2723
    @brandonschwertley2723 4 года назад +4

    COD: Zanny You need and Optic!
    Zanny: Nyet! Rifle Is Fine!

  • @reganhemi2285
    @reganhemi2285 4 года назад

    This man really played the 5th game, that takes place in between the 1st and 2nd game without any context of where it is in the timeline, and also having not played the 2nd and 3rd game.
    I respect how little sense your decisions make

  • @parker8926
    @parker8926 4 года назад +19

    "They out Manuel Neuer in this game!"
    Not after that game against Spain

  • @ChrisTheMemeMan
    @ChrisTheMemeMan 4 года назад +12

    *gets in elevator*
    "Hey how are you?"
    *breaks neck*

  • @Deacstr
    @Deacstr Год назад +2

    I just watched 12 tons of freedom being unloaded into my brain

  • @theman-delorean200
    @theman-delorean200 4 года назад +16

    “Black cheddar”
    What an intimidating code name

  • @Toesthechild
    @Toesthechild 4 года назад +12

    There is such no thing as a war crime
    Sun Tzu -

  • @oneway7122
    @oneway7122 3 года назад +2

    Love the part at 5:34 where the german Stasi employee says "Scheusse!" wenn it really would be "Scheiße!" meaning "Shit!" :D

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 4 года назад +28

    The idea of _Reagan-era_ CIA classified documents having "non-binary" as a gender option, lol
    not knocking the inclusivity, just _for a period peice_ it feels kinda funny. lol

    • @nj7969
      @nj7969 4 года назад +12

      Well especially from a security stand point. I mean imagine leaving that out of a target description. Knowing one or the other literally narrows down half of the human population. I don’t see why the CIA would do that. I understand why developers would do it though.

    • @nj7969
      @nj7969 4 года назад +2

      @Robert Allan wait that wasn’t real? I mean the zombies are real right?

    • @nj7969
      @nj7969 4 года назад +2

      @Robert Allan ohhhh so thats why they didn’t get back up... I mean... what?

    • @Elizabean1984
      @Elizabean1984 4 года назад +1

      @@nj7969
      Yeah i was wondering why the entire British Embassy didn't get back up...

  • @Soupmann
    @Soupmann 4 года назад +20

    “There is always a fourth guy”
    - Tsun zu, the art of war

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead8310 4 года назад +41

    CoD: Garbage
    CoD with Zanny commentary: “It’s beautiful..”

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 4 года назад +5

    7:06 “Ramirez there are Russian troops in the burger town!”

  • @t_p2000
    @t_p2000 4 года назад +109

    Fun fact: everyone commenting right now hasnt seen the video even half yet

    • @m1rtch
      @m1rtch 4 года назад +1

      Including u 😂🤓

    • @kenway-motions2544
      @kenway-motions2544 4 года назад +1

      Never been more correct

    • @reservoir4798
      @reservoir4798 4 года назад +1

      I havent even watched it

    • @t_p2000
      @t_p2000 4 года назад +2

      @@m1rtch including me youre right

    • @m1rtch
      @m1rtch 4 года назад

      @@Bloom-jo3hx like ya cut g 😂 I wish I could play cod too poor to afford it 😂 so I have to upload bf2 to my yt 🤣

  • @goldentechmahroop3935
    @goldentechmahroop3935 4 года назад +15

    Imagine if Zanny plays BO2
    "Optional missions are useless nowadays" -zanny playing cold war
    Haha, optional missions are not useless!

  • @FPR2104
    @FPR2104 4 года назад +17

    “Is this how Americans feel when looking over the border to Canada?”
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @JesusChrist-kg9bu
    @JesusChrist-kg9bu 4 года назад +5

    " challenge completed haha wait the game is encouraging war crimes" 😂 0:27

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +5

    Nobody :
    Absolutely Nobody :
    1969 PTSD :
    2:17

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 4 года назад +5

    2:49 “Alexa what time is it”
    It’s clobbering time
    “It’s time for the master flank”
    Good enough for me