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  • @roberthaworth9097
    @roberthaworth9097 6 лет назад +2274

    Note how the tanks deployed for the ceremony are from all over, and different time periods -- M60s, Soviet T-62, WWII light tank, some French model, WWI, etc. Whatever they could find on the back lot.

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 5 лет назад +132

      Robert Haworth don’t forget the standard of alien movies the m41 walker bulldog

    • @TristanVash38
      @TristanVash38 2 года назад +14

      @@ryanjapan3113 it had HEATFS rounds though

    • @bittuhaldarhaldar3604
      @bittuhaldarhaldar3604 2 года назад

      January@@ryanjapan3113

    • @AaA-rc4jm
      @AaA-rc4jm 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Robert-hr6sh
      @Robert-hr6sh 2 года назад +26

      What ever they were able to rent for the movie. Hey what ever it takes.

  • @comradesandwich9437
    @comradesandwich9437 2 года назад +786

    Man I can't believe it's been 26 years since these horrible events occurred and our great nation was forever changed.. RIP General Paul Winfield

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 2 года назад +12

      Rip Michael j fox too

    • @sirtrollalot7762
      @sirtrollalot7762 2 года назад +12

      Lance Corporal Jack Black too, RIP

    • @igorstein5616
      @igorstein5616 2 года назад +2

      Comrade Sandwich America said God is dead way back in the 60`s and now you are paying the price just as every country on God's earth is as now the whole world is Atheist apart from the few of us Christians. What a shame

    • @homayoonrakhshanimoghaddam2168
      @homayoonrakhshanimoghaddam2168 2 года назад +1

      @@JT-xj1pg he's alive

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 2 года назад +2

      @@homayoonrakhshanimoghaddam2168 he died after this movie, the Parkinson's diagnosis change him forever

  • @Vermiliontea
    @Vermiliontea 2 года назад +561

    "We come in peace." Indeed. One would have thought humans would know what that means, considering how many times, different nations "have come in peace", here on earth.
    Great movie. Lots of good, grounded, humorous irony.

    • @chinabluewho
      @chinabluewho 2 года назад +23

      "But you will leave in pieces".

    • @Dysan72
      @Dysan72 2 года назад +16

      What's fun is that in Star Trek:Discovery the opening Klingon call to arms say the same thing about us calling on them "To lock arms against those whose fatal greeting is 'We Come in Peace' "

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 2 года назад +4

      there is little worse than someone carefully explaining why a good movie is good on youtube

    • @QUIX4U
      @QUIX4U 2 года назад +2

      Nah - listen again - as the s is silent - they said they come in peace(s) .. lots of weird head pieces.

    • @daphnegrass9579
      @daphnegrass9579 2 года назад +5

      Would be scarier, if they said, "We want to spread Democracy!"

  • @hongquiao
    @hongquiao Год назад +64

    It's a minor miracle that Jack Black's character lived long enough to get vaporized
    considering how he runs in front of soldiers firing their weapons.

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 5 лет назад +767

    My dad and I always theorize that maybe the bird on our planet represented a long-time adversary a monstrosity that's been a bane for their existence on their own planet or something near their planet that nearly wiped them out a long time ago. Maybe they had Vietnam styled flashbacks when they saw that dove...

    • @sharpuslf
      @sharpuslf 5 лет назад +14

      Nah...they're just dicks LOL

    • @willwh9228
      @willwh9228 2 года назад +27

      Why not both?

    • @thehulkamaniabrother2.089
      @thehulkamaniabrother2.089 2 года назад +36

      I always have flashbacks when I see doves

    • @maverickmountain1234
      @maverickmountain1234 2 года назад +39

      Or I always just thought they attacked it just because they simply didn’t know what it was.

    • @bijuutamer729
      @bijuutamer729 2 года назад +1

      Nah the Martians are just assholes. They later tried to correct this misunderstanding and were still at the risk of a genocide.

  • @daustin8888
    @daustin8888 5 лет назад +659

    "We Come In Peace"
    *incinerate everything in sight*
    Martians were trolling before trolling was even a thing

    • @josephzielinski8817
      @josephzielinski8817 2 года назад +27

      "He did say...WE COME IN PEACE."

    • @mrducky6322
      @mrducky6322 2 года назад +12

      @@josephzielinski8817 and then they chose violence

    • @tempest031
      @tempest031 2 года назад

      So did some headscarf wearing folks, doing suicide bombings 😝

    • @jd5179
      @jd5179 2 года назад +65

      Thats how America arrive in oil rich countries

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 2 года назад

      @@jd5179 you mean, in countries that didn't have a Rothschild-owned central bank ?

  • @Lyze
    @Lyze 2 года назад +16

    And the moral of the story is don't give aliens the bird.
    Also you can always count on hippies to screw things up. :D

  • @josteinhenrique2779
    @josteinhenrique2779 2 года назад +558

    Despite this movie is a comedy, I always found the "turning-into-skeleton" weapons something that would actually be terrifying in a serious alien invasion movie.

    • @ferretweasel6895
      @ferretweasel6895 2 года назад +67

      yeah it’s disintegration so basically the idea they shoot hot plasma and it melts your flesh off super fast, kinda like destroy all humans if you ever played that

    • @heramaaroricon4738
      @heramaaroricon4738 2 года назад +32

      Thank god, I am not the only person thinking that. These effects scared me so much as a kid

    • @kaeshia1444
      @kaeshia1444 2 года назад +5

      @@ferretweasel6895 i loved that game so much

    • @Tank7153
      @Tank7153 2 года назад +8

      And this shall be the plague wherewith the LORD will smite all the people that have fought against Jerusalem; Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth. Zechariah 14:12 KJV

    • @ferretweasel6895
      @ferretweasel6895 2 года назад +4

      @@kaeshia1444 I don’t think in the real world disintegration is a thing so my source is destroy all humans 😂 1960s aliens rule

  • @trainliker100
    @trainliker100 2 года назад +58

    I loved this movie. And especially the deliberate slightly cheesy "special effects" which really seemed to honor such movies from the 1950's.

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 Месяц назад

      Pardon me for just how weird this reply will be but *FINALLY; THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!* The parallels between this movie and the ones from the 1950s were so uncomfortably obvious that someone born without any and all means of sensing their surroundings are the only possible people who would miss that, and somehow the VAST majority of people missed it
      Did *NO ONE* in the audience and Oscars ever watch those movies in their entire lives or something, HOW CAN SOMEONE MISS A BULL'S EYE IN A DART GAME FROM 2 INCHES AWAY FROM THE BOARD?!?!?!?!?

  • @Cizma77
    @Cizma77 5 лет назад +184

    This movie gave me nightmares when I was a kid.

    • @TwistedSecrets777
      @TwistedSecrets777 4 года назад

      For me it was Invaders From Mars

    • @whtbobwntsbobget
      @whtbobwntsbobget 4 года назад +11

      Same!!!!! I was terrified to look out the window at night

    • @gewoony2972
      @gewoony2972 4 года назад +1

      Lol ikr

    • @Vuusteri
      @Vuusteri 3 года назад +6

      3:28 out of context that is terrifying.

    • @virgorising7388
      @virgorising7388 2 года назад +4

      Which is weird since this was a spoof of the SyFi movies that gave me nightmares as a kid.

  • @northernzeus768
    @northernzeus768 2 года назад +415

    I loved this movie. One of the hidden gems for sure.

  • @alexanderglassgames4170
    @alexanderglassgames4170 2 года назад +390

    Remember watching this as a kid. Kinda scary. Never realised how absolutely useless the military looks in this scene lol

    • @mrknowitall126
      @mrknowitall126 2 года назад +37

      Haha 8 aliens vs 20 tanks 2 choppers 100 men lolllll sick movie though especially back in the day

    • @GreatPolishWingedHussars
      @GreatPolishWingedHussars 2 года назад +5

      The Americans probably only deployed old M41 tanks and no newer M1 Abrams so as not to intimidate the Martians.

    • @collaborisgaming2190
      @collaborisgaming2190 2 года назад +19

      they didn't even fire half the weapons. most of them stood around. also, a sniper would have been posted given the fact they posted a General to Greet the Ambassador. also charging in with bayonets or simple to close distance would have been more effective than standing there. you don't really see the soldiers firing their weapons. a fool would have not given their defense forces Ammo or even posted a sniper to lay low until things go wrong.
      the aliens also would have likely done more research to realize that Doves are a Symbol of Peace; the most realistic explanation is that they picked the most Arrogant Candidate for Ambassador. if they had no time to research then it was still arrogant for the Ambassador to order his men to wage a massacre.
      need a more realistic first encounter than this, not even the conquistadors were this aggressive initially.

    • @mrknowitall126
      @mrknowitall126 2 года назад +2

      @@collaborisgaming2190 lol relax mate the movie is like 30 years old

    • @cliffgaither
      @cliffgaither 2 года назад +2

      Alexander Glass Games ::
      At least the military showed up ; unlike 9/11.

  • @dannydan352
    @dannydan352 6 лет назад +186

    2:17 that magnificent CAPE turn

    • @slfs7477
      @slfs7477 2 года назад +5

      He did whip it good 👍🏼

    • @spade8094
      @spade8094 2 года назад +1

      24 polygon swish

  • @morale.9330
    @morale.9330 3 года назад +95

    The Martians are standing quite literally in the middle of a firing squad and not one of them gets shot...

    • @Aetila
      @Aetila 3 года назад +20

      Only one...

    • @maverickmountain1234
      @maverickmountain1234 2 года назад +2

      *logic*

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +6

      The Clone Wars in a nutshell.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +3

      @@parkaparid7549
      LMAO If you say so, dude, but I know what I say, I have literally seen jedi and some other characters in CW standing in the middle of exchanges of gunfire to talk and none of them got shot. Now if you don't believe me, you should rewatch CW.

    • @Skishe
      @Skishe 2 года назад +1

      @@shizukagozen777 those who have affinity to the Force has like some sort of unconscious barrier that makes them Lucky in some sorts, or plot armor. You can even see this in Star Wars: Rogue when the blind guy walked into a gunfight and didn't get hit.
      Basically trust the force.

  • @user-pi2vz6ub3m
    @user-pi2vz6ub3m 2 года назад +113

    It was a childhood mystery to me that Martians were overly hostile to birds.
    My grandmother cited the theory that it was because they carried pathogens.

    • @A_Turner
      @A_Turner Год назад

      We all know it’s because birds aren’t real and are just a tool used by the government to spy on us

    • @TheManic10
      @TheManic10 Год назад +17

      Smart grandma

    • @hotdog9262
      @hotdog9262 Год назад +4

      @@TheManic10 nah just a local asian

    • @guidosarducci209
      @guidosarducci209 Год назад +9

      They just thought it was something a human sent at them, so a probable attack.

  • @sonrouge
    @sonrouge 2 года назад +173

    Damn, all that firepower and the martians only lost one man.

  • @prizmlavafox420
    @prizmlavafox420 6 лет назад +89

    this is one of the cheesiest but good movies ever

  • @pratikchaudri6404
    @pratikchaudri6404 2 года назад +107

    Be it good or bad, this movie is pure nostalgia. Seriously, one of the best parodies of War of The Worlds.

    • @sladewilson3259
      @sladewilson3259 Год назад +14

      It's actually based off a trading card game from the 60s.

    • @dannuttle9005
      @dannuttle9005 Год назад +5

      I remember laughing out loud continuously in the theater, but feeling a little uneasy about it. Later thinking, OK that was pretty bad. Today I think it's camp genius. Some of the jokes fall flat, but that's true of almost all comedies, no matter how funny or successful.

    • @MarkMark-lx6gl
      @MarkMark-lx6gl Месяц назад

      ​​​@@KPH1992But are they good or bad, all these other races and civilizations, which supposedly existing somewhere far away in a distant galaxies? That is the actual question. Are aliens really creatures who only want to abduct, kill, rape, conduct horrible experiments on humans, and basically destroy or enslave humanity, turn it into food for itself, hunt for fun, destroy the earth, or turn mankind into something or replace humans with other species and creatures? In general, is this really how they are most often depicted in movies, animated films and series, novels and comics, in conspiracy theories, and in supposedly real cases that acquire or have acquired the status of urban legends.

  • @moviesgalore9947
    @moviesgalore9947 2 года назад +68

    This is Tim Burton's masterpiece it's so inventive it's brilliant.

    • @justinmorgan2126
      @justinmorgan2126 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, not Edwards scissors hands or Beetlejuice or any of the other movies he made that actually won awards...

    • @trainliker100
      @trainliker100 2 года назад +1

      He has quite a few "masterpieces" in my view. I think in addition to his own skill, he is adept at attracting a lot of really creative and talented people to his projects.

  • @erikbrowne8341
    @erikbrowne8341 2 года назад +137

    This and beetlejuice were by far Tim Burton's greatest creations

    • @SortenRavn
      @SortenRavn 2 года назад +14

      the nightmare before Christmas has entered the chat

    • @erikbrowne8341
      @erikbrowne8341 2 года назад +4

      Yes all right

    • @jakerodrocks
      @jakerodrocks 2 года назад +4

      Dark Shadows left the chat.

    • @patmcvin952
      @patmcvin952 2 года назад +2

      @@SortenRavn that movíe wasn't from Tim Burton, he just was the producer on it

    • @SortenRavn
      @SortenRavn 2 года назад +2

      @@patmcvin952 well, not (entirely) true..
      He also was the (main) story creator and character creator.
      So i would say its fair to say it is indeed a Tim Burton creation ..
      (Feel free to fact check)

  • @adamrussell658
    @adamrussell658 Год назад +10

    So much good in this film. Ray guns that look like super soakers. In the end they had a mariachi band play the star spangled banner. Good stuff.

  • @loszhor
    @loszhor 4 года назад +68

    Well, that escalated quickly.

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 года назад +4

      ROFL

  • @GamesCooky
    @GamesCooky 2 года назад +230

    I really liked this movie. It had some comedic moments, but at the same time it captures the horror scenario of facing a civilization which is vastly superior to our own from a technological point.
    It also shows how tense a "first contact" would be. They speak an unknown language. Body language is likely to be different, if not absent.
    It's hard to for us to imagine what an alien species would be like. All we can do is project what we already know about humanity.
    That's why they're usually portrayed with humanoid features, such as 2 legs and 2 arms.
    But they're probably nothing like humanity in both appearance and/or behavior.

    • @Synthillator
      @Synthillator 2 года назад +14

      I really liked it too -- and Jack Nicholson's impersonation of a Nixon style president is the the icing on the cake -- pure Genius!

    • @GamesCooky
      @GamesCooky 2 года назад +4

      @@Synthillator Yea, it was genius to give him the role of president.

    • @ricreusaurelius4163
      @ricreusaurelius4163 2 года назад +2

      The Thing alien would literally wipe out our whole planet. And thats just 1 alien. Imagine an army of those.

    • @miakayuki1068
      @miakayuki1068 2 года назад +2

      No need to worry aliens aren't real. But fallen Angels is the real aliens

    • @JJM8043
      @JJM8043 Год назад +7

      @@miakayuki1068 wrong. Fallen angels are fictional creatures. But aliens definitely exist somewhere in the universe.

  • @Grivian
    @Grivian Год назад +19

    Even now I have no idea why my parents let me see this as a kid. It scared me senseless and I had nightmares

  • @DevineAbyss
    @DevineAbyss 4 года назад +233

    I was always wondering. Would the Marsians be our best friends without that one evil bird?

    • @whtbobwntsbobget
      @whtbobwntsbobget 4 года назад +83

      Obviously. They came in peace, until we attacked them with doves

    • @MsScarletwings
      @MsScarletwings 3 года назад +101

      No because it was confirmed with the Martians essentially were out to get Earth from the beginning. They were jerks that just wanted to mess with us and conquer the planet.

    • @marcomartins3563
      @marcomartins3563 2 года назад +65

      There is a story about Scandinavians meeting native americans in the viking age and giving them cheese as a good-will gift. Most people without European ancestry are lactose intolerant, so they shat themselves and thought the Scandinavians tried to poison them!

    • @DevineAbyss
      @DevineAbyss 2 года назад +1

      @@MsScarletwings When and how was that confirmed? Not during the movie to my knowledge.

    • @thehulkamaniabrother2.089
      @thehulkamaniabrother2.089 2 года назад +8

      @@marcomartins3563 then the Europeans did it on purpose later with small pox eh

  • @boofordhuff
    @boofordhuff 2 года назад +417

    Always will be something so ridiculous yet so whimsical about movies from the 1980's and 90's. Truly the peak of cinema, you don't need advanced cgi or big explosions to make a good movie.

    • @i.m.evilhomer5084
      @i.m.evilhomer5084 2 года назад +40

      Ironic considering the aliens & the space ships are CG.

    • @user-wv7os1li4i
      @user-wv7os1li4i 2 года назад +11

      But to be honest, as silly as they are, they were the gems of the era, I never watched this movie of course but really gave me a bit of noatalgia just by the CGI

    • @i.m.evilhomer5084
      @i.m.evilhomer5084 2 года назад +16

      @@user-wv7os1li4i Doubly so with this film as they tired to mimic the stop-motion & puppet effects of the 50s & 60s.

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 2 года назад +12

      They could also surprise you for example there could be a white male authority figure and you wouldn't immediately know that he was the bad guy lol

    • @voxac30withstrat
      @voxac30withstrat 2 года назад

      @@BoopSnoot white male authority figure?? Ok there goes any credibility you may have had. Bringing race into it? For crying out loud what a racist comment.

  • @gw5309
    @gw5309 2 года назад +67

    I always felt this comedic classic was vastly underrated

  • @OKG2000
    @OKG2000 Год назад +14

    i got a feeling im going to love this movie 20 years after first seeing it

  • @carlosed-vd7fj
    @carlosed-vd7fj 2 года назад +8

    That hippie guy shitted EVERYTHING!!

  • @robertbraden4478
    @robertbraden4478 2 года назад +20

    The alien's ray guns looked like the super soaker water guns from years ago.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +2

      There is a logical explanation for that, surely.

  • @patriottothecore6215
    @patriottothecore6215 2 года назад +68

    One of my all time favourite movies. I remember collecting the original Mars Attacks bubblegum cards back in the early 60’s.

    • @civilengr4546
      @civilengr4546 2 года назад +5

      I had the cards when I was in second grade in the 1960s but they gave my little brother nightmares. I thought they were both horrifying and great. My mom threw them away but I bought reprints a few years ago. Still love them.

  • @comniption3147
    @comniption3147 2 года назад +35

    The Dove was a sign of war to the Martians. To Humans, the dove is a sign of peace. A simple misunderstanding between both races which sparked a planetary war lmao

    • @stalloneandrew9961
      @stalloneandrew9961 Год назад +1

      no wonder the leader was pissed after he see the dove

    • @sexydudeuk2172
      @sexydudeuk2172 Год назад +6

      No I think the aliens intention was to take over earth the whole time

    • @comniption3147
      @comniption3147 Год назад +1

      @sexydudeuk2172 Perhaps you're right but their actions and behaviour in the movie didn't appear hostile until they saw the Dove.

    • @sexydudeuk2172
      @sexydudeuk2172 Год назад +2

      @@comniption3147 the thing is though after that the president sends them a peace offering message saying it was a misunderstanding and they had nothing to fear from them. After that the aliens go to Congress and then start firing at them. No birds that time

    • @comniption3147
      @comniption3147 Год назад

      @@sexydudeuk2172 I don't blame the aliens in their position considering two things, one they were winning the war, and two the thought of peace with the humans after destroying most of human civilization would create future animosity thus allowing humans to harvest whatever alien technology they can gather from the war and use it against them in a war of revenge. In this instance the aliens we're smart in their strategy to eliminate the human leaders that remained. You have to keep in mind that it's war, the art of dception was well used here and unfortunately the human leaders did not consider that they would use mercy as a weakness to kill their leadership.

  • @kenkosmelliott
    @kenkosmelliott 6 лет назад +35

    When someone says “you should meet my ex you guys will get along great” 😂🙏

  • @theiofit3373
    @theiofit3373 6 лет назад +70

    God Martians REALLY hate birds, must be a declaration of war on their planet.

    • @tararahman9925
      @tararahman9925 6 лет назад +28

      no they just really like killing things and used the bird as an excuse

    • @sithsquid1
      @sithsquid1 2 года назад

      I saw this movie when it came out, and the dove pooped on the Martian embassador...that's what set it all off.

  • @fan-plastictoys5948
    @fan-plastictoys5948 2 года назад +13

    I think this scene was the orginal "Well that escalated quickly" moment.

  • @MDDeGrande1994
    @MDDeGrande1994 3 месяца назад +1

    Takes the phrase "giving someone a bird" to a whole new level.

  • @jurassickaiju14
    @jurassickaiju14 4 года назад +15

    1:36 onwards. Actual footage of the Area 51 raid.

  • @swadhinkumar2k215
    @swadhinkumar2k215 2 года назад +6

    3:51 what the dog doing 🤣🤣

  • @BL_1954
    @BL_1954 Год назад +70

    Who’s watching this in 2023? 😆

  • @NewGrowthJourney
    @NewGrowthJourney Год назад +4

    Mars attacks, starship trooper, incredible movies love it

  • @wrath4452
    @wrath4452 2 года назад +27

    Maybe peace means something different on Mars.

  • @scottgould6590
    @scottgould6590 2 года назад +4

    The dog runs off with the hand xD

  • @madelief47
    @madelief47 2 года назад +24

    This is the first film ever, I laughed so hard off, I became short of breath.... It started already in the first 5 minutes. My friend and me watched on video then. When the burning cowes arrived, with the comment of one of the neigbours..."Neigbour, barbeque? Whe had to stop the film, and had the laugh about it for over 15 minutes on end.... Alway when I see parts of this film, I still get a smile.

    • @sharronclark7485
      @sharronclark7485 2 года назад +1

      You must've been smoking pot, probable red bud, that shit used to make me laugh for hours! Haven't seen any redbud for years. Too bad.😒

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e Год назад +12

    I was four years old when this movie came out on vhs. I saw the cover and wanted to see it because it looked like a silly little movie, and it absolutely horrified me. I haven't seen it since then. But anyway yeah I live in the town where this scene was filmed, which is cool. I can go to the dry lake bed in ten minutes and think "Mel Brooks made a movie here"

  • @BungleGrindClown
    @BungleGrindClown 5 лет назад +21

    Jack Black looks so young here

  • @ek9509
    @ek9509 2 года назад +9

    And the Martians thought the dove was a symbol of war.

  • @cyberzeon1
    @cyberzeon1 2 года назад +4

    Mars attacks was initially a trading card set by Topps, from the early 60's.

  • @TrapSquad
    @TrapSquad 6 лет назад +65

    Stoner guy with the bird fucked up everything thanks hippie

  • @killershark8016
    @killershark8016 5 лет назад +18

    I LOVE this movie

  • @natejones902
    @natejones902 Год назад +17

    In regards to the tanks. I had a few friends as extras in this movie with the Tanks in the DC scene. So the film production rented from 2 companies, one out west and the other outside of DC. The movie was going for that 1950s/60s look so wanted anything from that Era. The tanks used in here are T55s and M41, same with the DC scene. (Ive been to the place outside of DC and road in the T55 from the film.) Funny notes on production in the DC shots. The secret service came out to make sure no gun barrels were pointed the the capital, even if they were demilled. The general shooting the 50,(in the DC attack) is just shaking the gun, they added the effects in post shooting. If you look at the original cards you notice the us army is the late 50s early 60s sateen look.

  • @AGA-1942
    @AGA-1942 2 года назад +8

    Humans after Mars attack: Friendship ended with Star Trek, now Warhammer 40k is my best friend.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +1

      I choose to believe that they exist in the same continuity.
      2200, after humanity had recovered from the Eugenics Wars, and defeated Skynet by breaking free from the Matrix somehow, saw the peaceful exploration of space, by a military star fleet. By 40 000, there was not much left to explore. In between, around 2552, the exploration took a back seat to conquest when the military took control of the government using a provoked alien attack as justification. Because of the perennial war, the scientific method was lost to history, so that by the time of the Emprah, all technology was operated in a cargo cult fashion. (Like copying code from Stack Overflow.). And the ghastly Spartan II procedure deteriorated to Ultramarine and similar when it was adopted by the Sardaukar.

    • @DartLuke
      @DartLuke 2 года назад +1

      Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year
      Let's find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear
      There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home
      Let's learn to love our neighbors
      Like the Christians learned in Rome
      We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see
      We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV
      The folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be
      The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alien and V
      Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat
      We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget
      'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more
      And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before

  • @AlexStrife89
    @AlexStrife89 4 года назад +19

    Where's Duke Nukem when you need him?

  • @mikeoxmall9056
    @mikeoxmall9056 2 года назад +4

    2:39 yes... run right in the line of soldiers ready to fire. smart

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад

      Maybe it's a Dances with Wolves reference?

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 2 года назад +8

    "We come in peace"
    **Proceeds to destroy everything**

    • @TheZombiesAreComing
      @TheZombiesAreComing 2 года назад

      America's military in a nutshell
      ruclips.net/video/KZ1Hf6oMY4c/видео.html

  • @pedropierre9594
    @pedropierre9594 2 года назад +4

    I miss this type of movie, the ones that want to have fun and do it right

  • @Kai-ow9gi
    @Kai-ow9gi 3 года назад +161

    I love how bullets can kill them yet with all those troops there, not a single one hits a Martian lol

    • @Aetila
      @Aetila 3 года назад +25

      One Martian is killed though, please watch it carefully...but I hoped for more, of course. lol

    • @aaroniousairlines9949
      @aaroniousairlines9949 2 года назад +21

      It must be making fun of the Storm Troopers from Star Wars 🤣

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 года назад +10

      @@aaroniousairlines9949 Inaccuracy from unimportant soldiers just there to die in the movie isn't a reference to Stormtroopers..

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer 2 года назад +1

      I think bullets only worked if it was a head shot. The martian suits were bulletproof but the clear helmets were not.

    • @jn2292
      @jn2292 2 года назад

      Troops on loan from the Empire.

  • @oliveryt7168
    @oliveryt7168 2 года назад +7

    Probably the most entertaining Alien movie.

  • @MysticalGesture
    @MysticalGesture 10 месяцев назад +2

    Maybe we don't want the Aliens to land lol

  • @tomlavelle8340
    @tomlavelle8340 Год назад +1

    The chihuahua walking off with the hand was the comical finale of the scene!

  • @mando482
    @mando482 2 года назад +12

    This is Dayz equivalent to "Hey im friendly!" and then shoot you as soon as you turn around

  • @Rose.Of.Hizaki
    @Rose.Of.Hizaki 2 года назад +9

    There will never be another movie as crazy as this.

    • @Rose.Of.Hizaki
      @Rose.Of.Hizaki Год назад

      @Jack McHue Disney, Netflix, hbo would like to have a word. Mars attacks actually made money compared to a lot of the woke garbage Hollywood is pushing these days

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 Год назад

      Never say never.
      I love this movie too!
      I always hoped they'd make another one!

  • @johncunningham4820
    @johncunningham4820 2 года назад +2

    One of the Greatest Spoof Movies EVER .

  • @Phoenix85006
    @Phoenix85006 Год назад +1

    I haven't watched this since it came out, looks like I need to watch it again! 🍿🎬😊

  • @coultonharmon2266
    @coultonharmon2266 2 года назад +14

    In reality, birds were used as weapons in all other galaxies, so the bird was taken as a threat, and they just did what they had to do.

    • @nickryan3417
      @nickryan3417 11 месяцев назад

      It was just a trope to make the aliens look more like jerks, because that's all they were doing. They came to invade, but have some fun first.

  • @redmsm156
    @redmsm156 2 года назад +10

    Jesus: *they came in peace*
    Dove: oh hey guys ima just see the ambassa-
    Ambassador: *you caused this.*

  • @cynthiacrenshaw-martin9300
    @cynthiacrenshaw-martin9300 Год назад +1

    One of my most favorite movies!

  • @davidpeters6536
    @davidpeters6536 10 месяцев назад +1

    I had the bubble gum cards as a kid and I have to say this is one of my favourite spoof movies along with Galaxy Quest.

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas 5 лет назад +10

    2:13 Woah indeed

  • @deppo_zweifler9029
    @deppo_zweifler9029 2 года назад +15

    3:11 -3:28 my favorite part

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +1

      Seeing him die was very satisfying. 😂

  • @The_Toonami-AdultSwim_fan2002
    @The_Toonami-AdultSwim_fan2002 9 месяцев назад +2

    I remember watching half of the movie when I was a kid and yet got a chance to watch it again when I got older, loved it :)
    The aliens were my favorite part about the movie, including their laser guns XD lol.

  • @marioskadas4405
    @marioskadas4405 2 года назад +15

    A dozen of soldiers with artillery and machine guns couldn't hit 5 standing aliens and a stationary flying saucer... Realism= -273%

    • @urelpinnock2071
      @urelpinnock2071 2 года назад +2

      This reminds me of those fear the walking dead solders

    • @michaelwarren2391
      @michaelwarren2391 2 года назад +1

      Would not have been a very long movie then. Realism? Why not mention that the Martians don't exist.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад

      "If they bring us the wisdom of the stars, we welcome them."
      "And if not, we'll blow them up."
      "I am Moron."
      "Alright, we'll blow them up."

    • @marioskadas4405
      @marioskadas4405 2 года назад

      @@urelpinnock2071 yes for some reason they couldn't bomb the hell out of the zombies or just run them over with tanks that reach up to 60km speed easily

  • @giorgospsychogios1388
    @giorgospsychogios1388 3 года назад +6

    Back in those days, I was scared of this

  • @klfrostmediallc334
    @klfrostmediallc334 2 года назад +1

    I knew this was going to be hilarious when I saw the cows running on 🔥

  • @kristinburns1999
    @kristinburns1999 11 месяцев назад +2

    So much for "We come in peace" scene.

  • @Chalky.
    @Chalky. 2 года назад +11

    If aliens ever arrive and say they've been learning about us before making contact then we're fucked.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +2

      Some argue that the best proof for the existence of intelligent life in outer space is the fact that they haven't contacted us.

    • @trainliker100
      @trainliker100 2 года назад +1

      Some have said that in observing people walking dogs, the dogs making a mess, and the humans cleaning up after them, they would assume the dogs are the leaders. (In some cases, that may be true.)

  • @thehexmusic3435
    @thehexmusic3435 3 года назад +10

    Damn this was a good pick, you'll see what im talking about in a few months

  • @Chriscornell.1989
    @Chriscornell.1989 2 года назад +3

    I come in peace= I want your planet

  • @WarpRulez
    @WarpRulez Год назад +4

    Little did humans know that releasing a bird in front of diplomatic delegates is considered one of the worst possible insults and threats in Mars.

    • @Fire-kid20
      @Fire-kid20 5 месяцев назад

      As a kid I always thought the aliens didn’t know what the creature was and thought the humans were trying to harm them so that’s why they started killing the soldiers .

  • @Jagdtoq
    @Jagdtoq 4 года назад +6

    That damn bird is to blame for everything!

  • @ronaldrio7950
    @ronaldrio7950 2 года назад +7

    Damn! Those Martians are hardcore lol

  • @arthurwagar6224
    @arthurwagar6224 2 года назад +1

    If there language has a word for peace it has a word for conflict.

  • @howlpendragon26
    @howlpendragon26 Месяц назад

    DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES!!!!

  • @BlueJourney2719
    @BlueJourney2719 2 года назад +3

    That came outta no where

  • @willpickering3873
    @willpickering3873 4 года назад +23

    A bat started the coronavirus, and a dove started the Martian invasion.

    • @thedkm-4894
      @thedkm-4894 2 года назад

      .........

    • @CastrolHondaSP2
      @CastrolHondaSP2 2 года назад

      Nope I think you'll find the US caused both.🤣🤡😉

  • @draxosplace4845
    @draxosplace4845 3 месяца назад

    Loved the Chihuahua picking the hand….for dinner later 😂😂😂😂

  • @xevious2501
    @xevious2501 2 года назад +11

    First film i worked on as a vfx artist. great times.

    • @jaredbond7908
      @jaredbond7908 2 года назад +2

      wow, neat! :)

    • @backslash68
      @backslash68 2 года назад +1

      what software / hardware was used to do this?

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 Год назад +1

      @@backslash68 Alias Power Animator for modeling, Softimage 3D and Caricature for animation. ViewPaint for texturing. RenderMan for rendering. Matador for compositing.

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 Год назад

      @@backslash68 Hardware was every SGI model under the sun.

    • @backslash68
      @backslash68 Год назад

      @@toddjones1480 something in your answer tells me that you were one of the vfx artists for this...

  • @happilyeggs4627
    @happilyeggs4627 2 года назад +4

    Love this film. Love Slim Whitman's , "Indian Love Call" being Earth's secret weapon. Laughed so much. Gakgakgak, gakgakgakgak.

  • @FroggBoy1
    @FroggBoy1 9 месяцев назад +1

    Martians: "We come in peace"
    Random Bird: *exists
    Martians: We were good, but now we're bad

  • @ScarFeiss
    @ScarFeiss 7 дней назад

    This movies cast is stacked for absolutely no reason lmao. Troll masterpiece

  • @arielfangirlmendez
    @arielfangirlmendez 2 года назад +4

    1:41 that's gonna provoke some angry emails

  • @scottgrimes1287
    @scottgrimes1287 2 года назад +4

    Can say one thing, Tim Burton has a lot of friends in Hollywood for his films. This is just one example.

  • @ellasbaba
    @ellasbaba 2 года назад

    One of my favorites

  • @bluesywalker501
    @bluesywalker501 10 месяцев назад +2

    loved Mars Attack !

  • @Kraliezec
    @Kraliezec Год назад +6

    Such an entertaining movie. Loved the granny who defeated the Martians with her music.

    • @eugene9603
      @eugene9603 Год назад +2

      Mars Peace=Russian Peace

    • @Kraliezec
      @Kraliezec Год назад

      @@eugene9603 Do not run! We are your friends. (Bang bang!) Do not run! We are your friends. 😂

    • @eugene9603
      @eugene9603 Год назад

      @@Kraliezec ,putin khujlo.

  • @nv1493
    @nv1493 2 года назад +3

    Anytime you hear that phrase, better break out the heavy artillery..

  • @angusmackaskill3035
    @angusmackaskill3035 11 месяцев назад +1

    I knew birds were evil. Secret government spies. I will never declaw my cat

  • @thelameone9651
    @thelameone9651 2 года назад +1

    My favorite movie and scene of all time

  • @kennethsmalls6623
    @kennethsmalls6623 2 года назад +11

    That's a classic, love this movie.

  • @starsiegeplayer
    @starsiegeplayer 2 года назад +14

    This is all the humans fault. On Mars, the dove is the most deadly predator ever.

    • @avrocat80
      @avrocat80 2 года назад

      Giant predator birds. An alien race

  • @FloopidyMcDoopidy
    @FloopidyMcDoopidy Год назад +1

    This movie scared me big time when it came out in the 90s! I must have been nearly 8 when I was first saw it at my friends house during a sleepover!