10 Things Women Think Make A Guy Look CREEPY!

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    The line between looking mysterious and creepy is a thin one. In this video men's style, grooming, fitness and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM, AaronMarino, and Pete & Pedro is telling you 10 things that men do that make them look creepy. Modify these behaviors and start looking aloof, charming, and dashing.
    Change from Creepy to Charming
    1. Staring - instead make eye contact and smile without staring too long
    2. Holding a smile too long - instead change expression
    3. Hitting on women that could your daughter
    4. Touching - don't be pawsy and handsy
    5. Always talking about sex
    6. Not using Tiege Hanley
    7. Lying, including white lies
    8. Laugh at everything, even when stuff is not funny
    9. Super freakin' intense
    10. Jealous, overact, get mad at little things, and pout over
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  • @josiahwon699
    @josiahwon699 6 лет назад +3762

    Me: “heyyyyy”
    Girl: “ewwwwww”
    Me: “I use Tiege Hanley”
    Girl: “oh thank God I thought you were a creep!”

    • @McCaler
      @McCaler 6 лет назад +84

      Strangely enough I can see them reacting that way.

    • @futruniverse6520
      @futruniverse6520 6 лет назад +5

      Jim Halpert thats toby's dialogue not Jim's.

    • @savagegang2147
      @savagegang2147 6 лет назад +3

      Jim Halpert your mom

    • @prince_sach50
      @prince_sach50 6 лет назад +7

      lollll

    • @814x6
      @814x6 6 лет назад +10

      I'm sorry that alpha didn't notice your comment, I'm sure you are going to move on...

  • @WarbuddaV
    @WarbuddaV 6 лет назад +830

    I Rubbed Tiege Hanley on my backpack and it became a jetpack

    • @sennengoroshi139
      @sennengoroshi139 5 лет назад +8

      LMAO 😂

    • @OP-456
      @OP-456 5 лет назад +2

      Bag pack*

    • @blueleegin9298
      @blueleegin9298 5 лет назад +2

      Oh you like Jurassic Park/World to well I love that movie
      I also draw dinosaurs u can see on my Twitter
      @legendary_mew1

    • @jackypoi-mobilegamer867
      @jackypoi-mobilegamer867 5 лет назад

      Monkey D. Luffy are u smart

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 5 лет назад +1

      I accidentally spilled Tiege Hanley on my i-Phone. It is now a Nokia 3310.

  • @swapnaneelroy2830
    @swapnaneelroy2830 6 лет назад +534

    That girl killed it , smart move alpha. Her saying Tiege Henley alone can influence me to try the system.

    • @hichamlorenzo
      @hichamlorenzo 6 лет назад +16

      That girl kills it , smart move alpha. Her saying Tiege Hanley alone can influence me
      try the system.

    • @mrcesarm1031
      @mrcesarm1031 6 лет назад +15

      That girl killed it , smart move alpha. Her saying Tiege Henley alone can influence me enough to try the system.

    • @KrabbyLama
      @KrabbyLama 6 лет назад +9

      uhh why the hell did both of you copied and pasted the same exact comment??? lmao XD

    • @swapnaneelroy2830
      @swapnaneelroy2830 6 лет назад +1

      That's exactly what I was confused about too.

    • @benjaminmorales3697
      @benjaminmorales3697 6 лет назад +15

      That girl killed it, smart move alpha. Her saying Tiege Hanley alone can influence me to try the system.

  • @user-pr2hm6zh8r
    @user-pr2hm6zh8r 6 лет назад +1189

    5:00 thank me later

  • @minhcena1681
    @minhcena1681 5 лет назад +313

    My cat touched a bottle of Tiege Hanley. I now have a pet tiger.

  • @jahnvega5775
    @jahnvega5775 6 лет назад +501

    0:28 when you see your Tiege Hanley system arrive at your door

  • @tonytateyama2365
    @tonytateyama2365 6 лет назад +485

    Alpha, you doing the creepy examples is absolutely comical, absolutely had me laughing hard.

    • @pizzapizza2225
      @pizzapizza2225 6 лет назад

      Tony Tateyama Absolutely agree

    • @travislangenbrunner4098
      @travislangenbrunner4098 6 лет назад +1

      Okay, thank god you guys were laughing too... I thought I was laughing out of place and that would make me look creepy

    • @Shhehwhsi24
      @Shhehwhsi24 3 года назад +1

      1:53

    • @tramarthomas6105
      @tramarthomas6105 2 года назад

      Yeah it's difficult for handsome guys to come off as creepy

  • @kettyt
    @kettyt 6 лет назад +282

    That creepy stare was dope.
    This is dope

  • @arminbiglari4988
    @arminbiglari4988 4 года назад +21

    when the teacher forgets to check homework
    me and my friends: 1:53
    suddenly a guy reminds him
    me and my friends: 2:32

  • @namir7323
    @namir7323 5 лет назад +128

    Guy: You use Tiege Hanley?
    Me: 1:54

  • @icetea5807
    @icetea5807 6 лет назад +386

    If you put Tiege Henley on your eyes, you can stare at people without being creepy.

  • @alpham
    @alpham  6 лет назад +163

    DON'T Be Creepy, Use Tiege Hanley! tiege.com/creepy

  • @arturosbuelz
    @arturosbuelz 6 лет назад +188

    I love the way he says "spicy senoritas"

  • @goldencalf8441
    @goldencalf8441 5 лет назад +9

    You should also talk about the other end of the spectrum. There are guys out there who avoid eye contact, touching girls, or even being sexual because they are too scared to come across as creepy. They never make any moves. Those guys usually end up in the friendzone.

  • @lozroberts7137
    @lozroberts7137 5 лет назад +27

    Her : talk dirty to me
    Him : I use Teige Hanley
    Her : *intensely enjoys caressing his smooth Teige Hanleyed face*

  • @dontlikemycomment1771
    @dontlikemycomment1771 6 лет назад +394

    sassy senoritas

  • @koroushghaffari6229
    @koroushghaffari6229 6 лет назад +307

    That creepy act was amzing😂😂😂😂

    • @hichamlorenzo
      @hichamlorenzo 6 лет назад

      That creepy act was amazing😂😂😂😂

    • @whatdisd
      @whatdisd 6 лет назад +7

      Hicham Lorenzo #11 thing that makes you look creepy: Copying everybody's comments without logical reason

    • @koroushghaffari6229
      @koroushghaffari6229 6 лет назад

      whatdisd0 100 I don't think like that😕😕

    • @whatdisd
      @whatdisd 6 лет назад

      Koroush Ghaffari soz man was talking to hicham Lorenzo who replies to everyone's comments with a transcript of the exact same thing which freaks some ppl out

  • @Lord_Deimos
    @Lord_Deimos 6 лет назад +66

    When a woman is interested in a guy who acts like that it's 'cute'.
    When a woman is not interested in a guy who acts like that it's creepy.

    • @Computerix
      @Computerix 6 лет назад +4

      Tyrant exactlyyyy

    • @SChome100
      @SChome100 6 лет назад +1

      Tyrant facts it's all about how the women perceives you.

    • @adamwallis3235
      @adamwallis3235 6 лет назад +4

      Tyrant thought that for a while, and there's definitely more leeway for a good looking guy, but the majority of these, if not all of them apply to everyone and make anyone look creepy

    • @superlex611
      @superlex611 6 лет назад

      Tyrant it depends on the body language

    • @fabplays6559
      @fabplays6559 2 года назад +3

      What’s wrong with that, though? 🙄 Are we not allowed to not be attracted to every man that likes us…?

  • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
    @StevenTheAristolianNerd 6 лет назад +80

    Step 1: Apply Tiege Hanley
    Step 2: Further apply Tiege Hanley
    Step 3: More Tiege Hanley
    Step 4: Go back to step one you sexy beast. It was the Tiege Hanley wasn't it?

  • @DrewDawg3301
    @DrewDawg3301 5 лет назад +18

    0:26 when the pizza delivery man finally arrives

  • @adityanarayan780
    @adityanarayan780 6 лет назад +209

    How to not look creepy??
    Thank the bus driver

  • @gustavogutierrez2709
    @gustavogutierrez2709 6 лет назад +88

    Laughs at everything? Jimmy Fallon wya?

  • @jordancurran8627
    @jordancurran8627 6 лет назад +195

    Alpha that thumbnail...terrifying!

  • @NorfolkStarlord
    @NorfolkStarlord 5 лет назад +36

    I rubbed Teige Hanley on my BMX and now I own a Harley motobike, damn it works.

  • @eddiehogg1679
    @eddiehogg1679 5 лет назад +5

    Biggest mistake I made in high school that made me look creepy was following others around without making the effort to contribute in social situations

    • @user-dc4yr2ev5h
      @user-dc4yr2ev5h 5 лет назад +1

      Hah.. I do that and I feel horrible about it, I just don't wanna be alone.. (call me whatever) but I just have nothing to say I suck at small talk etc. Got any tips?

    • @SoldierOfGodKJV
      @SoldierOfGodKJV 5 лет назад

      Dont go places you wouldnt go yourself. Go with your friends, and talk to them as you walk. Dont be afraid to speak. People are people.

  • @shardulgawande1218
    @shardulgawande1218 6 лет назад +294

    2:31 I am still laughing

  • @ketanchauhan5839
    @ketanchauhan5839 6 лет назад +291

    Creepy ...😂u just nailed it man!!!!

    • @hichamlorenzo
      @hichamlorenzo 6 лет назад

      Creepy...😂u just nailed it man!!!!

    • @vision6961
      @vision6961 6 лет назад +1

      So Ketan based on what you are saying, I guess you might be right. So guys like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Elon Musk, Owen Cook, Vin Disel and Giani Lucavachchi, Johnny Debb, Albert Einstein and John F Kennedy all who date younger women are "Creepy" according to your thought process . Ketan you greatly under appreciate your value, as a man, ages if he is wise, worldly, and knowledgeable age is "Not the factor of Creepiness." Not being properly socially calibrated is are the factors that make age differential "Creepy." You might not ever of seen the TV Show Californication, however you should, it will give you a better understanding, plus it is funny as F*CK. Don't be a follower, you are better then that. Break away from the pack and focus on building your value as a man, at that point age will not make a difference. All the "Best To You."

    • @vision6961
      @vision6961 6 лет назад

      LOL ... I tried to tell politely tell Keton the same thing. Ty Niven

  • @zitt920
    @zitt920 6 лет назад +222

    Thumbnail made me pregnant

  • @ryanpetner1030
    @ryanpetner1030 3 года назад +3

    I would like to tell a story of when my now wife found me creepy.
    One Saturday morning I saw the most beautiful girl at Acme. I was working there at the time. I walked up to her and said, "Hey, do you need any help finding anything?" She said "No, I'm already being helped." So I walked away. The whole time she was there, I followed her at a distance, staring the whole time. A few times I saw her glance back with a weird look on her face. She noticed, but I didn't hold back. I then thought to myself, "Wait, she looks really young and I'm 36." So I decided to walk up to her and ask her age. "Hey, I was wondering how old you are." She responded with, "Ummm..... I'm 18." 'Ok, thanks." I said. Perfect. She was not under 18, though she was like 18 years younger than me. But that didn't stop me. When I saw her start to pay for her stuff, I ran to the backroom to get changed and clock out 3 hours early. When she got in her car, I real quick took a picture of her license plate, then got in my car and followed her. She started speeding up, but she wasn't getting away from me, she must be mine. She kept turning the corner and went around the block like 10 times. I decided I would act like I would go away, but follow her from a distance. That worked. I followed her car to her house. Perfect. Now I know where she lives. Later that night, I decided to go visit her. At 11:43pm that night, I started getting ready for my surprise visit to her. I put on a black trench coat, black fedora, black suit pants, and black dress shoes. This was my best looking outfit, and I need to look perfect for this woman. I drove up to her house, and knocked on her bedroom window. I heard her scream. I said "its ok. Its me from the grocery store." She shouted "I'M CALLING 911!" I couldn't let that happen. The cops would never understand the love I have for her. I had no choice but to break her window and tie her up with the spare rope I always keep in my pocket. I picked her up and started walking towards my car. She was screaming and squirming, but I can't let her go. I love her too much. I opened up my trunk and threw her in. right as I was shutting the door, I heard her shout, "WAIT! You have Tiege Hanley by Aaron Marino?" I responded with "Yes I do." She must of saw it in my trunk. She then tore the rope off and started kissing me. We got married the next day. Thank you, Aaron, for giving me my wife.

  • @Itzjustdan54
    @Itzjustdan54 4 года назад +4

    “I hope you get kicked in the nuts! 😀” this had me laughing 😂

  • @nonmercygaming5721
    @nonmercygaming5721 6 лет назад +16

    But I'm a creep.. I'm a weirdo.. What the hell am I doing here😂😂😂

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 6 лет назад +1

      NonMercy Gaming I don't belong here...

    • @MrSlave-mi6fx
      @MrSlave-mi6fx 6 лет назад

      NonMercy Gaming South Park?

    • @catalyst3713
      @catalyst3713 6 лет назад

      Mr. Slave Radiohead

    • @MrSlave-mi6fx
      @MrSlave-mi6fx 6 лет назад

      C a t a l y s t oh well it was in South Park too

  • @tristan-bb7zj
    @tristan-bb7zj 6 лет назад +326

    the creep formula for age is your age devided by 2, add 7

    • @Kay_Dawg469
      @Kay_Dawg469 6 лет назад +50

      Tristan 2000 Boy, you just cracked the fucking code wow.

    • @cesarortega1774
      @cesarortega1774 6 лет назад +227

      So is it creepy for a 14 year old to date a 14 year old? 🤔

    • @marvinlang3777
      @marvinlang3777 6 лет назад +25

      im 14

    • @earxenzhang9063
      @earxenzhang9063 6 лет назад +9

      So basically just date a girl who's a year younger than you

    • @CoffeeHead047
      @CoffeeHead047 6 лет назад +4

      Cesar García 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VolcomX311
    @VolcomX311 5 лет назад +3

    Creepy is relative to whether a girl finds you inherently attractive or not. If she’s attracted to you, you can almost do no wrong, if she’s not, unwanted attention is always creepy.

  • @sidhantshiv651
    @sidhantshiv651 4 года назад +6

    2:30 made air come out of my mouth instead of just my nose.

  • @Malcolmproducts
    @Malcolmproducts 6 лет назад +88

    "Hey man, she said it not me"

  • @loltroll7746
    @loltroll7746 6 лет назад +24

    about the "touching is creepy", well it very much so depends, because a well-timed gentle touch can make all the difference, between a hookup and a friendzone, so keep that in mind...

    • @MrGrateful1000
      @MrGrateful1000 6 лет назад +2

      I usually just introduce myself with a titty twister......chicks dig it

  • @ftsproductions1376
    @ftsproductions1376 6 лет назад +44

    Just looking for a quick sec is considered creepy by today’s standards

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 6 лет назад

      FTS Productions don’t make it look so unnatural lol..

    • @gabrielguzman6018
      @gabrielguzman6018 5 лет назад

      @@wonder777warrior6 what's considered unnatural......

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 5 лет назад +11

      I thought it was considered rape.

  • @ragface4189
    @ragface4189 5 лет назад +16

    0:14 LMAOOO HIS FACE😂😂💀

  • @worrier33
    @worrier33 5 лет назад +1

    I just love how Aaron puts tiege in this video. It just made me smile.

  • @mohammadghodoosi8490
    @mohammadghodoosi8490 6 лет назад +61

    This is the best vid of alpha

    • @RobertEdwinHouse9
      @RobertEdwinHouse9 6 лет назад

      Tsar Nicholas exactly they are a plague

    • @wes9676
      @wes9676 6 лет назад +1

      Right is Right wtf is wrong with you fuckers?

    • @raheb000
      @raheb000 6 лет назад

      @@counc dw I reported him

  • @MJanda
    @MJanda 6 лет назад +13

    Perfekt video man . Cheers from Switzerland 💪👍👌

  • @theshooterman3
    @theshooterman3 6 лет назад +7

    Couldn't stop laughing during this video, Good work Alpha!.

  • @master9957
    @master9957 6 лет назад +24

    1:53

  • @jonathanrobinson583
    @jonathanrobinson583 4 года назад +6

    I've been called creepy many times. In all honesty, the feeling hurts me. Also, it feels like I get stared at everywhere I go. I think that's way creepier than just being creepy because of my emotions. For me, I actually make it a habit of not staring at others but I guess that's not enough. I've gotta put lotion on too. I'm fairly attractive too so I don't know what the deal is? Oh yeah, I gotta follow up on the trends too. *Laugh out loud* There's no way I cannot be creepy given the conditions. I'm not even trippin' though cause I know that that doesn't define who I really am "eyyyyy!" (stole this quote from someone else who was obviously a black dude)

    • @berserker912
      @berserker912 4 года назад

      Search for "Todd Grande - How to be less creepy"
      Could help you alot.

  • @nano3546
    @nano3546 6 лет назад +42

    How can I not be creepy when my Tiege Hanley hasnt arrived yet :((

    • @hichamlorenzo
      @hichamlorenzo 6 лет назад

      How can I not be creepy when my Tiege Hanley hasnt arrived yet :((

    • @devarora9526
      @devarora9526 6 лет назад

      Hicham Lorenzo are u a fuckng dumbass ? Wht the hell are u doing everywhere .. U dumbass kid

    • @hichamlorenzo
      @hichamlorenzo 6 лет назад

      Dev Arora Fitness are u a fuckng dumbass ? Wht the hell are u doing everywhere .. U dumbass kid

    • @jasandchelsey697
      @jasandchelsey697 6 лет назад

      don't go out

  • @e.fonseca7822
    @e.fonseca7822 5 лет назад +23

    0:58
    Definition of Creepy in just one second.

    • @gabrielguzman6018
      @gabrielguzman6018 3 года назад

      Anyone stares even looking straight ahead is considered staring

  • @jaddaher3823
    @jaddaher3823 5 лет назад +6

    6:14 no one is a super great guy UNLESS he watch alpha m. thank you for making me one

  • @TanTan-Tanaris.
    @TanTan-Tanaris. 4 года назад +1

    So smooth at advertising

  • @elnene_mikey
    @elnene_mikey 3 года назад +1

    0:14 the look your teacher gives the class when they said no talking and hear someone talking

  • @risingraisings7012
    @risingraisings7012 6 лет назад +133

    Don't be a creep And use tiege

    • @jackrussle3574
      @jackrussle3574 6 лет назад +14

      Don’t be a creep AND CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE PLESSE I BEG OF YOU

    • @gabrieldominguez2647
      @gabrieldominguez2647 6 лет назад +8

      Your profile picture keeps getting me!😂

    • @jthb
      @jthb 6 лет назад

      Y no rhyme

    • @djsweaty2890
      @djsweaty2890 6 лет назад +5

      I've at this point adapted to the picture

    • @aminathhumeiza2500
      @aminathhumeiza2500 6 лет назад +1

      oh come on get rid of the profile picture

  • @marianostarosiliz
    @marianostarosiliz 6 лет назад +9

    2:57 -> instaboner. Oh, I'm a creep!

  • @e.g.g4994
    @e.g.g4994 6 лет назад +11

    You see I'm 15 teen and I love watching you and teachingmensfasion to prepare myself for the future and to prepare my self for school so I can get all them SPICY SENORITAS!!! So just know alpha you are also helping younger people as well.

  • @terrywestbrook-lienert2296
    @terrywestbrook-lienert2296 5 лет назад +2

    I love your examples of creepmeisters! I'm a lady who says you are definitely spot on with the humor! Keep it up! 👍🤣🤣

  • @FrankE.Stein-nh2mm
    @FrankE.Stein-nh2mm 5 лет назад

    How could anybody dislike these videos, Aaron love the presentation and hand gestures if I dont like the advise or tips it's still fun to watch

  • @JonHuhnMedical
    @JonHuhnMedical 3 года назад +3

    The age thing has a lot of variables. I'm mid forties but look early thirties. My lady friend is 20 years younger, cute as a button and super fit, and has an advanced degree in a medical field. We know the age difference will probably keep us from getting married (I'm concerned about her well-being once I get older), but for this moment in time the synergy between our personalities is unlike anything I've had with any other woman in my life. One of life's little blessings we both would have missed out on if we had let societal standards influence us.

  • @icechan3128
    @icechan3128 5 лет назад +104

    Women:Wear revealing clothes
    Men:*Stares/or just look*
    Women:*POKEMON SUPRISE FACE*

    • @lt5up3r42
      @lt5up3r42 5 лет назад +8

      Guy:walks in public without a shirt
      Girl: does nothing

    • @yas4702
      @yas4702 4 года назад +4

      @@lt5up3r42 don't kid yourself, girls stare more at guys and other girls alot more

    • @lt5up3r42
      @lt5up3r42 4 года назад +2

      @@yas4702 well at least we try to be subtle about it and not letting them notice us but of course there are those who like watching the world burn and do stupid stuff but those people exist in every gender

    • @shinjuku96jackson4
      @shinjuku96jackson4 4 года назад +8

      @@lt5up3r42 there's Only two genders

    • @rdor011
      @rdor011 4 года назад +1

      nothing subtle about it, just that it's socially acceptabe for you to look

  • @Sonicfire-yx5uk
    @Sonicfire-yx5uk 6 лет назад +6

    "A 6 year diffrence is a 10 year sentence"

  • @Chacoure
    @Chacoure 5 лет назад +2

    “ You gotta harness your super freak” 😂😂😂🤔🤔😂😂😂

  • @joestewart-paul7181
    @joestewart-paul7181 4 года назад +1

    1.46, a smile the Nostalgia Critic makes 24/7.

  • @billyconnolli8224
    @billyconnolli8224 5 лет назад +4

    2:59 OH COME ON!!

  • @itsyourbro3210
    @itsyourbro3210 6 лет назад +3

    You always put a wide smile on my face. And yeah, Your videos are always charismatic and informative. 😚😚

  • @Leo-fi4jm
    @Leo-fi4jm 6 лет назад +5

    That blonde girl is very cute!

  • @nourah5033
    @nourah5033 5 лет назад

    i once met a dude who was probably 20 years older than me and after talking, he was going to leave and he kept hugging me. literally every time he saw me.. he would hug me..as he was leaving the place and it was a strong hug. it was VERY uncomfortable. so, Great video Aaron.

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 3 года назад +1

    Have you done one on creepy women. Very eye opening.

  • @farazahmed5544
    @farazahmed5544 6 лет назад +44

    Alpha you are awesome!

  • @afaqnba
    @afaqnba 6 лет назад +9

    *I died at **2:55*

  • @JamesAlexanderTheGreat
    @JamesAlexanderTheGreat 6 лет назад +14

    the meme has become self aware

  • @stevejanowiak1982
    @stevejanowiak1982 6 лет назад

    You guys are AMAZING!...Where have I heard that before? Seriously, you knocked it out of the park with this video, Alpha! Great job!

  • @gb1701
    @gb1701 6 лет назад

    Number two could cover just about every employee that works at Disney World.

  • @MohitSharma-ig3co
    @MohitSharma-ig3co 6 лет назад +26

    Love you alpha. You helped me alot in lot of things.

    • @hichamlorenzo
      @hichamlorenzo 6 лет назад

      Love you alpha. You helped me alot in lot of things.

    • @pyrobison2002
      @pyrobison2002 6 лет назад

      (Laughs and stares intently). Oh way to not give me any attention thanks.

    • @hichamlorenzo
      @hichamlorenzo 6 лет назад

      (Laugh and stares intently). Oh
      way to not give me any attention
      thanks.

  • @sammarshall6240
    @sammarshall6240 6 лет назад +10

    Please do teen diet or workout

  • @thatsurprisedguy3646
    @thatsurprisedguy3646 6 лет назад +60

    The age span formula Goes like this
    Minimum age of girl= (dudes age / 2) + 7
    So Lets say the man is 50
    50: 2= 25
    25+7=32
    Minimum age of girl= 32

    • @mkmasterthreesixfive
      @mkmasterthreesixfive 5 лет назад +5

      Damn that still feels creepy. Unless I've only ever seen saggy ass lookin' wrinkled ass men at 50 and young looking 32 year old ladies in my 23 years, that's just.. weird.

    • @arsenai4935
      @arsenai4935 5 лет назад +5

      w2gMk my dads 60 and people think he’s 30 it’s cuz he works out and usually dyes his gray hair plus never keeps a beard

    • @Johnnyy832
      @Johnnyy832 5 лет назад +2

      that surprised guy that’s a pretty good formula.

    • @malkavianshow
      @malkavianshow 4 года назад +5

      Since when men attracted to young women has become creepy? Since frustrated feminists (who hate you) told you so? That's part of our genetic program anyway and there is nothing creepy about it.
      Some day, being a straight man with a penis will be called creepy... What will you do guys?
      Ignore those self-hating-bullshit-propaganda, be true to your nature.

    • @widjadija
      @widjadija 4 года назад

      I think a 19 year old with a 16 year old is the one exception. 19 is when you’ve graduated and may have started college and 16 is when she’s usually still mostly a baby. So that’s pretty creepy

  • @travisclemens3865
    @travisclemens3865 4 года назад

    Billy Mays here, how to not be creepy! U do a great job explaining common sense by overemphasizing

  • @bishremahasneh1103
    @bishremahasneh1103 5 лет назад

    I love love love the way you pluged tiege hanley in the video genius alpha

  • @kylemedeiros6907
    @kylemedeiros6907 6 лет назад +5

    i realized when i did creepy things...i became a creep. watching too much or certain kinds of porn is creepy. if u feel like u might be turning into a creep it might be the porn. or too much of it. I personally realized it was a good idea to just get rid of it. My poor brain is so far gone. watching porn for some guys is playing with fire.

  • @g5isjust22
    @g5isjust22 5 лет назад +4

    1:52 was funny as hell but i do that sometimes people thinks i'm creepy well...is not my fault i like smiling we all do right hehe sorry

  • @gabs0149
    @gabs0149 6 лет назад +19

    As a woman, I AGREE. I am a barista and I get SO MANY creepy men 10-15 years older than me trying to hit on me. One dude was like “wow you’re just really cute. I’m not hitting on you but wow” I was like ummm wtf??? And then we get those guys who STARE! Oh my lord. Hope these tips help men chill.

    • @shechshire
      @shechshire 6 лет назад +7

      You guys are no walk in the park either sister, girls just can’t take rejection.

    • @gabrielguzman6018
      @gabrielguzman6018 5 лет назад +5

      What so a guy can't say you're cute? Let me guess was he old looking. I bet if he was more attractive you would of liked it

    • @zLxtoa
      @zLxtoa 5 лет назад +3

      Gabs577 Barista? Whats that?... A weapon?

    • @ayyub9855
      @ayyub9855 5 лет назад

      i only know barista the noodle brand 😂

    • @Idfkleavemealone420
      @Idfkleavemealone420 5 лет назад

      Gabriel Guzman true, I’m almost 40 and still look like I’m in my mid to late 20s, younger girls don’t care about my age... but some of my friends, forget it, they could never get away with it.

  • @johannrosenbohm8762
    @johannrosenbohm8762 6 лет назад

    Good call on the laughing tick! I had a weird issue with that, modified my behavior, and I have been great since!

  • @Scorpio-tq9xe
    @Scorpio-tq9xe 3 года назад +1

    Ngl i needed this more than most

  • @Fsilone
    @Fsilone 5 лет назад +6

    *T I E G E H A N L E Y*

  • @theraiyyan
    @theraiyyan 6 лет назад +52

    Jose the type of Zuniga who teach her girlfriend how to break-up like a gentlewoman ooh sory worng channel

  • @Isopropyl_Alcohol
    @Isopropyl_Alcohol 6 лет назад +3

    If I bring tiege hanley around even while walking... does that make me creepy or absolutely not?

  • @stevecampbell6583
    @stevecampbell6583 6 лет назад

    Very good help. Thank you Alpha!

  • @tomasmandella9799
    @tomasmandella9799 6 лет назад

    All the way from Africa man I just love Alpha M, Amazing and humorous stuff but most of all very educative, always a blast. Thanks mate

  • @taustyz5875
    @taustyz5875 6 лет назад +18

    I'm the weird creepy kid who sits in the back of class and all the emo girls always talk to me at lunch so I'd say that I'm doing good.

    • @dontheuseless9007
      @dontheuseless9007 5 лет назад +11

      Emo girls are better than no girls I guess

    • @jasonvoorhees895
      @jasonvoorhees895 5 лет назад +5

      Hahaha! Everybody has a lane and you found yours! Emo girls need love too

    • @kingartifex
      @kingartifex 4 года назад +1

      You guys in america have it good. Here in europe all girls are cookie cutter, never seen any different "styles" like emo, goth, rapper, sporty. No variety whatsoever *sigh*

  • @_SquZpHrNk_
    @_SquZpHrNk_ 6 лет назад +5

    So...Alpha,don't get me wrong,i'm a huge fan. Actually,some of your videos have helped me,while some others,helped me see the things i'll have to do when i will grow up,the way i will have to wear myself and so many others.Btw i'm only 16. But now seriously,not using Tiege Handly makes you creepy. I got the point,it's a good product,but this means pretty much 80% of us are creepy just because of this. I understood you try to help us all in all the ways,and i appreciate it,but in my opinion,there are way more other things that makes us creepy af,than just not using that. Don't mind my opinion,because it's just an opinion,but that advice could have been taken place by another one. Above all this,keep up the good work,you the best!(sorry for any mistake done,if there is any,i'm from Romania)

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 6 лет назад

      _Squ1Z0pHr3N1k_ it’s just as friendly stuff nothing for you to seriously take at face value. he just means take care of your face in general :) he said it after advertising it.. because a guy who’s hygiene is bad is probably a creepy looking person.. god bless and take t easy.

    • @_SquZpHrNk_
      @_SquZpHrNk_ 6 лет назад

      Wonder777 Warrior Yea...that's true. A guy who's hygiene sucks really is creepy even for us men,leave away women.But maybe there are some viewers out there who may not have the necessary money to achieve that kind of stuff you know...

    • @cameronmernin6805
      @cameronmernin6805 6 лет назад +1

      when you take a joke too seriously it makes you look creepy, calm down bro

    • @yopglomusic8872
      @yopglomusic8872 5 лет назад

      It's just supposed to be a joke.

  • @flashking107
    @flashking107 6 лет назад +59

    I look like a rich person whatever cloth I wear

  • @josephpamei9176
    @josephpamei9176 4 года назад

    The lines between "looking mysterious😌 and creepy 🤪" .... This got me 😂👍🏻

  • @suspencemusic
    @suspencemusic 6 лет назад

    Hey man loved the video as always!
    I have an idea for a video. Im not sure if this is just me but I can never find a good routine for parties or other social events. Would be awesome if you could do like a 10 minute party routine!

  • @OhDannyboy7
    @OhDannyboy7 5 лет назад +9

    2:27 is an exact reference to creepy Joe Biden. Haha

  • @Paulsicles
    @Paulsicles 6 лет назад +7

    For a girls age, a good rule of thumb is nobody younger than half your age +7.

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 6 лет назад +1

      Paulsicles that’s stupid and very broad.

    • @Eli-gn6dr
      @Eli-gn6dr 6 лет назад

      @@ryanmah4769 uh no its really not. For example: 40/2 + 7 = 27 which is a 13 year difference, but 60/2 + 7 = 37 which is a 23 year difference

    • @paulcosta8297
      @paulcosta8297 5 лет назад

      Stfu feminist, that rule is absolute bullshit

    • @sert0ri82
      @sert0ri82 5 лет назад

      Paul Costa Since when is feminist an insult lol?😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @ldplays9431
      @ldplays9431 5 лет назад

      How about 1. She is of the age of consent. 2. You like her. 3. She likes you. Sounds much better to me than some stupid mathematical rule.

  • @NathanD7295
    @NathanD7295 4 года назад +3

    " your amazing and beautiful" i thought i was handsome :((((

  • @maisonmathews1514
    @maisonmathews1514 6 лет назад

    Heated up my dinner in the microwave and now i set back and watch my fav episode of "tiege hanley comments" . So excited

  • @lele2795
    @lele2795 4 года назад +1

    Thanks so much for your advice, now I know I’m creepier then I look and I will correct that, thanks again.🙏

  • @arabguy2397
    @arabguy2397 5 лет назад +4

    Respect from 🇮🇶 iraq❤️❤️❤️

    • @adam7995
      @adam7995 5 лет назад

      Arab Guy 🇱🇧🇱🇧🇱🇧

    • @xdmilos1
      @xdmilos1 3 года назад

      Hi

  • @nicolasvallejo7323
    @nicolasvallejo7323 5 лет назад +14

    What should I do if I only know stanky senoritas 😳😏

    • @Humblelion_876
      @Humblelion_876 5 лет назад +1

      Nicolas Vallejo move a way bro

    • @ericamarr3900
      @ericamarr3900 5 лет назад

      Treat them with respect because that makes you look sexier and this is coming from a woman

  • @rinoldaiman6441
    @rinoldaiman6441 6 лет назад +30

    Never came so fast

  • @TGREAT1
    @TGREAT1 3 года назад +1

    *02:54** When that cute girl approches and says "not using tiege Hanley" Damn she's so beautiful!*

  • @marcmiranda9876
    @marcmiranda9876 6 лет назад

    Great job Alpha. Ive been waiting on this vid for a while, even tho its not called "How to scare the sh*t out of a girl." You had some really nice points, and what im taking from it "just be your self." Fishing girl is a nice surprise btw, goes to show if you are a hot chick saying a few words will make you famous.
    Size is the prize, swole is the goal, confidence is KEY!
    Keep em coming bro

  • @arshdeepsinghanand2485
    @arshdeepsinghanand2485 6 лет назад +5

    Super Useful ! 😊👌