You know what? 2 years later I am willing to forgive the vampire one simply for having a connection to the greatest character of all time, Micheal Morbius
@@sillystraww if given the chance, screentime could have the best rogues gallery. Imagine a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads in all electronic devices, shit is op man.
As a deviant artist, I can say with first hand experience. These characters design and "backstorys" are comparable to the mid tier level of OC drawings on DeviantArt.
@@racatkns9977 To be fair! At least the mary sues backstories relatively make sense to like the Mary Sues' species. And the MLP mary sues usually have neat backstories. Source, I used to have a MLP mary sue.
*b-negative and screentime while in battle* Screentime= HEY B-NEGATIVE!!! B-negative= what?! Screentime= You know what. Time it is- B-negative= SHUT IT!!
It honestly does, I do wish they did the 90’s experimentation thing they had where it was a comic series that they would throw in characters and villains, and see what sticks
This cast of characters literally sounds like a Family Guy rip off of marvel, made to troll while also giving social commentary as a joke, but marvel actually released this, this is crazy
I think screentime’s back story could have taken an interesting twist if it was something like “He entered human trials for an experimental inhalant gas that would patch people into the internet without the need for a phone, Juicero, or computer. However, the gas proved hyper corruptive to all other test subjects (turning them into basically his enemies and nemesis’s) and he the only surviving ‘sane’ subject became highly addicted to it. He now struggles between staying on the right path, and fueling his addiction to the strange gas.” That’d be fun.
Thats way better, another story could be he was part of an immortality project where they wanted to upload people online, but now his mind is split between in the internet and in his body.
@@o_o5578 some redditor online took a massive dump at Taco Bell and Screenslaver's boomer father smelled it like a simp with his Pokimane fart compilations.
Morbius showing up here is like when you rewatch a previous season of an animated show and see a character that gets introduced later as a background character
I think the idea behind Trailblazer is actually pretty workable. Maybe impose some limitation like you can only pull a vague concept and the specifics are random. For example you want a weapon but you won’t know the type of weapon until you reach in. Internet gas is just awful though.
Theres also Based Man, whos superpower is being an @sshole; Feminazi Girl, whos power is the ability to destroy any man's courage and confidence at will; and Incelios, who's power is to make everyone else sad and miserable like himself.
Watching in 2022. Did this comic ever come out? Last I heard it was hated so fiercely (from _all_ sides of the political spectrum - unity is still possible!) that Marvel has swept it under the rug, unwilling to say if it was cancelled as that would be admitting defeat.
It must means it was written by Boomers who wanted to make fun of Millenials and Zoomers, hence why they actually believed the internet must run through gasses, then the Zoomers saw the idea and actually liked it for some reason. They must all be high as the ceiling with how few brain cells they seem to have left between them.
They missed a big opportunity with screentime. They could've pulled a cyborg and allowed him to teleport in and out of a matrix type dimension or some shit and be able to teleport to different places and take things to and from that dimension and also have some like cool gadgets and lazer pistols or some shit. But no, his powers are to google any fact instantly. These are the creative minds found at marvel ladies and gentlemen
Okay, I will admit, I would legitimately be pleased if that was a nemesis. One of my biggest issues with screentime is that he seems to have no actual repercussions from being perma connected to the internet. He just seems like a "heh, I know everything" character with no faults, which honestly is just boring. If there was a subplot about how constantly being halfway between the real world and the internet made him have an *insane* reality perception crisis where he wasn't sure what was real anymore, then he would actually be somewhat interesting.
Anybody remember the comic that Stan lee helped create on webtoons, The last comic he ever worked on I believe? Backchannel. Green colors, had instant access to the internet and stuff. Sounds awfully similar….. oh wait! Edit: I’m saying they ripped off of a character lee wrote
Dank Waifu they just gotta check all the boxes for pandering, so of course they would make them black. The only thing missing is making them disabled as well 😂
Mystery Man Someone who doesn’t identify themselves as either male or female I think. But yea no this is straight pandering to a more young left leaning audience but marvel has done such a shitty job at it that they’re literally stereotyping the people they want to empower.
@@giantafricanbullfrog8996 The Boomers who came up with the idea are still trying to figure that out. They're convinced though, as they don't know that electricity or binary ever became a thing.
Mellow Yellow - He's a Martial artist BUT NOT BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN. His skin is a pleasant shade of gold and he radiates mystic energies BUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE FETISHIZING ASIAN CULTURE. He also has a strong affinity for dragons BUT NXHWKFBTOQJGVROWJDGRG
now introducing our first nigerian hero: prince scammer he sends enemies emails and subsequently steals their money it’s a very useful skill he’s also on the run from prison and has escaped 23 ti-
It just feels like they're mocking people. Like, as much as they're all 'oh we're supporting you', it just feels like a joke at their audiences' expense.
“Grandpas experimental internet gas” This implies one of two things. A: his grandpa has a damn Diesel engine powering his computer. Or B: it’s just grandpas 2am butt blasts that he was unfortunately near.
Calling it right now safespace will “heroically” sacrifice himself and save the other new warriors from a massive attack with his final halo 3 bubble shield.
THEY would if they actually are stupid enough to go through with this, hopefully the human race's collective opinion of "wow this is shit" will prompt them to try again or abandon.
@@Rob526 saw a video of a girl who almost got knocked down by a car because she was on her phone a giu was calling out to her but couldnt hear her and he saved her last second hes right lmao
@@hinamatsuro1908 Different generations having different issues doesn't mean the previous ones were superior. Every new generation is referred to as flawed by the older ones.
imagine living in a world where people can turn invisible, bend reality, control metal, run really fucking fast, lift entire islands, light themselves on fire, crawl on walls, and so many other cool powers that can be useful, and then your power is being a walking google search bar..
yea my power is i can make forcefields BUT ONLY FOR OTHER PEOPLE like one of the members of the fantastic 4 whom i cant remember the name of can do the same thing but without the weakness and can turn invisible
Okay stop, I literally physically flinch when the second character design comes in, the first one is 'just' boring but everything went downhill from there Can't wait for Veggie, the superhero who doesn't see his physical handicap as a hindrance and wears it as a badge of honour
having representation is a good thing, and so is having characters that turn their insecurities/flaws/whatever into a positive thing. it's about the execution which is beyond fucking awful in this case.
The only thing impressive about their designs is how they somehow simultaneously pissed off the existing comic fanbase as well as the people they thought they were pandering to.
@@Kinsley_XD "B-b-but muh representation!! I can only identify with characters who share my ethnicity, sex, hair color, eye color, made-up gender identity, birth sign, blood type, financial situation, and number of self diagnosed mental disorders!!"
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someone: dies
screentime: F
Underrated
Noice
Lol
Fuck I laughed
underrated as fuck
It’s like if instead of marvel naming their first black character black panther, they named him “Big Africa”
The protector of the hood.
And the villain would be called “Shermain”
Rage of Africa
To be fair I've heard black panter is unintentionally a kind of a racist movie already
@@reconboy0454 sorry for my lack of racist knowledge , but who's shermain?
You know what? 2 years later I am willing to forgive the vampire one simply for having a connection to the greatest character of all time, Micheal Morbius
Same...
i'm literally morbin myself rn
It's Michael, dude
Hearing Michael Morbius 2 years before the movie came out made me shit myself
I literally morbed
Feeling morbed yet?
legit started feelin morby
When I heard the news I got so excited I morbed on my step sister and my step mother...
“You can’t go five minutes without morbing watching this video.”
Screentime gets defeated by his arch nemesis, adblocker
And his sidekick, vpn
@@sillystraww if given the chance, screentime could have the best rogues gallery. Imagine a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads in all electronic devices, shit is op man.
@@troillandford7679 a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads is both op and something straight out of family guy
Actually adblocker would be his other sidekick
I want a villain who says "This super-weapon was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
I think Marvel might be huffing “experimental internet gas”...
*Experimental retardation gas.* There, I fixed it for you.
@@aderemiporsche You said the R word someone call captain Safespace and They Them Snowflake
@Ara Era more like “experimental woke gas.”
@@aderemiporsche What's the difference?
I'm sure grandpa's buddies just called it "huffing the ether". The old-school anesthetic?
B-Negative was morbing before it became cool
Well they both suck
dear god 💀
I've just morbed my pants from realisation.
Screentime: "It's Morbin Time!"
B Negative: "Stop"
Morbin’:
Kid named finger:
Morbius Jr. is definitely the most morbin character I’ve seen Marvel make, second only to Morbius himself
Nothing can be compared to the morb the morbyth the morbegend, Morbius himself
@@curlybill3666 yes
The morbest morb that has ever morbed.
Morbius Jr. legit sounds way cooler than these guys.
He’s definitely the character I’ve seen marvel make
Dont you just hate when your internet router started pumping out internet gas
Happened to me the other day, now I have 4chan shitposts burned into my retinas
Dan - don’t you just hate it when your uncle capes in your face and calls it internet gas
Ohh... So that's what it is when it begins fuming- I just thought it was getting too hot!
They should pay Charlie because his idea for sceentime actually makes sense
@arnold jayeola he could've said he drink some of Belle's gamer girl bathwater
Screen time gets killed by a 16 year old kid who discovers how to ddos
just ask him to divide 0 by 0
HAHAHAHA
smh he didnt even had nordvpn
@Carlos PaizOrtega ExpressVPN?
Carlos PaizOrtega of course
Naming a Non-binary superhero “snowflake” is like naming the first russia superhero “Vodka man”
Vodka man the pyromancer
Captain Communism
And even that sounds cooler
"Oh no, I cant be!!! Vodka Man!!!"
**Tripoloski intensefies**
@@socriabbas454 Comrade Communism vs Captain America, I'd pay to watch that shit
Its like naming your first Indian superhero "Savage Man" or your first Asian one "Captain Chong"
As a deviant artist, I can say with first hand experience. These characters design and "backstorys" are comparable to the mid tier level of OC drawings on DeviantArt.
Almost giving them too much credit with that-
Ive seen better furry OCs and art than this shit
This is insulting to the deviant artists
I’ve seen mary sue ocs with more legitimacy than this crap
@@racatkns9977 To be fair! At least the mary sues backstories relatively make sense to like the Mary Sues' species. And the MLP mary sues usually have neat backstories. Source, I used to have a MLP mary sue.
What if Screentime has any sort of lag, he could have a seizure?
"Oh no Screentime, watch out a Wifi jammer" and he drops dead
screentime walks past a microwave and fucking dies
@@nukelius he takes the subway home and just fucking explodes
Lag will be his superpower. Antagonists will try to shoot him, but he's moving like you have 2500 ping.
Deploying Jammer!
@@yesofcourse8002 Also respawning
"That'd be like if the first homosexual character was called captain gay"
Marvel: write that down! Write that down!
Too late. We already have gay characters
@@delet3999 you?
@@Jack-qe5qm Miss america, The new hulk that isnt the new (new) hulk, his boyfriend (forgot his name) and some others that i dont remember
@@delet3999 thanks. I'm not that familiar with marvel as i am with DC.
The Gayptain
So, B-Negative got literaly morbed.
This is... the morbius...
he got morbed real good
B negative became gaybius
*b-negative and screentime while in battle*
Screentime= HEY B-NEGATIVE!!!
B-negative= what?!
Screentime= You know what. Time it is-
B-negative= SHUT IT!!
MORBIUS HOLY SHIT
It's morbin' time
Jesus christ it’s Morbius.
I really wanna morb rn 🥵🥵🥵
@@aeitis7719 get in my van. I have some Morbius for you.
@@FocusMrbjarke can u get the EminemXmorbius song on?
It feels like a parody, and I still can’t believe that this is real.
It honestly does, I do wish they did the 90’s experimentation thing they had where it was a comic series that they would throw in characters and villains, and see what sticks
Element Zero he has to be taking the piss. He’s trying not to laugh at this dumb shit (the author)
Haven't been keeping up with Marvel comics, I suppose? Not surprising to anyone who has.
I thought it was a parody when I first saw it
Honestly 2020 has been so lame lmaoooo
This cast of characters literally sounds like a Family Guy rip off of marvel, made to troll while also giving social commentary as a joke, but marvel actually released this, this is crazy
Family Guy's version might at least be funny
@@rexhilverstone7154 that's a bold statement
nah more like a south park parody, south park does this shit better than family guy
i petition we stop people with any political views from embarking on any creative ventures
@@pIayingwithmahwii i second that.
I think screentime’s back story could have taken an interesting twist if it was something like
“He entered human trials for an experimental inhalant gas that would patch people into the internet without the need for a phone, Juicero, or computer. However, the gas proved hyper corruptive to all other test subjects (turning them into basically his enemies and nemesis’s) and he the only surviving ‘sane’ subject became highly addicted to it. He now struggles between staying on the right path, and fueling his addiction to the strange gas.” That’d be fun.
Thats way better, another story could be he was part of an immortality project where they wanted to upload people online, but now his mind is split between in the internet and in his body.
Little did Charlie know that the name Michael Morbius would come back to bite him.
"experimental internet gas" is the most boomer thing I've ever heard
Ikr? Tf is a internet gas 🗿
Hey, watch out, the word boomer will trigger someone😂
@@o_o5578 some redditor online took a massive dump at Taco Bell and Screenslaver's boomer father smelled it like a simp with his Pokimane fart compilations.
@@user-xs4hn5bf2x Oh my-
Bro he can jerk off using his mind
These look like superhero's you'd see in those comic books you'd get after buying some skechers
holy shit you're right
i was wondering how the hell these seemed so familiar
Chucklestic McCormick atleast the hero’s there might have some better powers than wikapedia man and Dora the fucking explorer
Nail on head!
Surprisingly accurate
bRUH LMAO
The fact that the last character is about morbius makes this more funny 💀
It morbed me ...
Morbius showing up here is like when you rewatch a previous season of an animated show and see a character that gets introduced later as a background character
Marvel really said “OC, do not steal”.
@AlienZGamer you don't deserve 19k subscribers
AlienZGamer please, please shut the fuck up.
@AlienZGamer I would want to see you fight in the UFC for my amusement.
Whats OC? Thanks.
@@holeindanssock156 original character
We not gonna talk about how they named the only overweight character after an SUV?
Should've named them Canyonero
I CANT STOP LAUGHING. SHES LIKE A SEMI TRUCK
NOOOO WTF 😭😭😭😭😂😂
IFunny Watermark indeed
That was definitely on purpose
I think the idea behind Trailblazer is actually pretty workable. Maybe impose some limitation like you can only pull a vague concept and the specifics are random. For example you want a weapon but you won’t know the type of weapon until you reach in.
Internet gas is just awful though.
Why TF would Morbius donate blood?
To Morb people when they least expect it
@@Scott... 😂😂
He wants to morb the world, and I’m ok with it
@@Bruhman_YUSS 😂
Wasn't he blood doctor or something?
“Internet gas”
Just let that sink in for a bit
Jawsh Has A Gun “hey bro wanna smoke some Twitter?”
@@vadernation1233 nah bro I just had some RUclips
@@chonky4205 bruh you should at least be able to take some uber
Hey where can I get some Tumblr, I heard that shit was wild?
"Yo guys,have you heard of 4chan? They're selling it on the street and its fucking wack guys. You should buy some.
this the kind of heroes your school makes to encourage road safety or anti-bullying
SOMEBODY SAID IT
😂😂😭
Citation Man dabs every time you correctly cite your sources
You aren’t wrong, but...
There’s no but. You’re just right.
@@trollerpilotxiv3079 LMAO
So to recap, we have
1. Dora the Explorer
2. A living search engine
3. The Wonder Twins but Bad
4. Another Goth vampire
Nah number 2 is moonson
6:35 That kid do be morbin' tho
This feels like something South Park would make an episode about
Hey, at least that would just be thinly veiled bigotry. This is somehow meant to be appealing to the groups in question.
Spot on.
They basically did with that safe space episode.
@@ratchet6909 the thing that was missing was just the marvel logo
I wouldn't be surprised if south Park actually does this better
Can't wait for "Alpha Male", "Doctor Virgin" and "Gigachad" to make their appearance
Those characters actually sound somewhat interesting
I wanna see gigachad in action
Don’t forget “Pogchamp”
Gigachad would actualy be fucking cool
imagine he one shooting everyone while doing hes iconic pose.
Theres also Based Man, whos superpower is being an @sshole; Feminazi Girl, whos power is the ability to destroy any man's courage and confidence at will; and Incelios, who's power is to make everyone else sad and miserable like himself.
Watching in 2022. Did this comic ever come out? Last I heard it was hated so fiercely (from _all_ sides of the political spectrum - unity is still possible!) that Marvel has swept it under the rug, unwilling to say if it was cancelled as that would be admitting defeat.
I heard a very small number of copies were printed, though I can’t find anything about them
Hearing morbius when this came out meant nothing but hearing it now just made me laugh so fucking hard
How the hell did “internet gas” even become a thought in someone’s mind, let alone get okayed and let pass?
Same way they'd accept "corrosive void"
I guess some experimental retard gas was leaked at Marvel HQ
It must means it was written by Boomers who wanted to make fun of Millenials and Zoomers, hence why they actually believed the internet must run through gasses, then the Zoomers saw the idea and actually liked it for some reason. They must all be high as the ceiling with how few brain cells they seem to have left between them.
@@edgarrangel9838 oh no😂😂😂
They passed the gas.
Screentime looks like if cyclops was sponsored by xbox
Honestly I thought “captain gay” sounded like a way more interesting super hero right off the bat
@@Trigger__Happy "Rainbow Ass Lasers, activate!"
@@Trigger__Happy write that down
They missed a big opportunity with screentime. They could've pulled a cyborg and allowed him to teleport in and out of a matrix type dimension or some shit and be able to teleport to different places and take things to and from that dimension and also have some like cool gadgets and lazer pistols or some shit. But no, his powers are to google any fact instantly. These are the creative minds found at marvel ladies and gentlemen
@@thatgoobyguy9960 Marvel: *SMORT*
The villain in this comic would be called Hero Shima, a Japanese comic artist exposed to Walt Disney's experimental "radioactive racism gas"
The last one had a blood transfusion from Morbius!?!?! I wish that was me
IT'S MORBIN TIME
Imagine if Professor Xavier was called "Professor Cripple" or Daredevil was "NoEyes Mc Acidburn".
Or if spawn was called "captain demonic"
@@EspressoTyme That sounds rad af actually
If Spider-Man were called Radioactive Aracnerd
@@AnisterStarlight Stop coming up with BETTER names
@@CrazyRiverOtter Nah. The Troubled and Over-Powered Green Giant
Screentime’s nemesis will be 2 un-skippable ads mid way in his battle
lmaooo yes
Okay, I will admit, I would legitimately be pleased if that was a nemesis. One of my biggest issues with screentime is that he seems to have no actual repercussions from being perma connected to the internet. He just seems like a "heh, I know everything" character with no faults, which honestly is just boring. If there was a subplot about how constantly being halfway between the real world and the internet made him have an *insane* reality perception crisis where he wasn't sure what was real anymore, then he would actually be somewhat interesting.
@@314rft yes knowing everything doesn’t really help when you get punched in the face
Anybody remember the comic that Stan lee helped create on webtoons,
The last comic he ever worked on I believe? Backchannel. Green colors, had instant access to the internet and stuff. Sounds awfully similar….. oh wait!
Edit: I’m saying they ripped off of a character lee wrote
Or just H+ internet connection
6:39 Here we see a rare mention of Morbius two years before the best film of all time came out
2:48 charlie summarises the spy kids 3d plot
“Safespace” and “Snowflake” sound like characters you’d see in a satirical Tumblr web comic from 2015.
Dank Waifu they just gotta check all the boxes for pandering, so of course they would make them black. The only thing missing is making them disabled as well 😂
Dank Waifu imagine being non-binary and hearing that marvel made some non-binary characters and then you see this shit
By the way what dose non binary mean?
I thought you were making a joke...
Mystery Man Someone who doesn’t identify themselves as either male or female I think. But yea no this is straight pandering to a more young left leaning audience but marvel has done such a shitty job at it that they’re literally stereotyping the people they want to empower.
"experimental internet gas"
not even trying
How does internet gass even work?
Can you imagine 10 of them sitting at the table throwing ideas out there?
@@giantafricanbullfrog8996 The Boomers who came up with the idea are still trying to figure that out. They're convinced though, as they don't know that electricity or binary ever became a thing.
I think they were going for a nanoparticle dust connected to the internet but realized its all just as gay so they gave it a name and moved on
And a boomer made it smh
6:35 it's morbin' time
IT WAS PLANNED OUT ALL ALONG! The prophecy was foretold, we just never listened 😭
I was watching for nostalgia while playing minecraft on my other monitor, not really paying attention, and then I heard the words "Michael Morbius"
So im not the only one who watches charlie while playing minecraft
@@GreenMaskJohn Also that scam guy your name is from who I cant remember what he's called rn
@@user-xk6bw1gu8u atomic shrimp
Imagine a future where people huff internet like air dust cans.
Would you be able to choose what information you will get per huff though, or will it just be random?
*sniff* "Aaahh theres the latest trump tweet"
Lil Pumpkin BILLY GET AWAY FROM CANDACE
Dany i almost choked in my noodles while reading this lmao
And I say let it grow
Stan Lee upstairs rn trying to convince God into allowing him access to lightning bolt rights
I am Wilson lmfao
that would make a wayyy better comic than this trash
this actually one of my favorite comments I’ve ever read please get this to the top
3 cherubs have to hold him back
I am Wilson best thing I’ve read all month
I like how every time Marvel does something embarrassing, Morbius’ name is always somewhere in it 💀
6:40 Weird hearing Morbius casually said without it being a meme.
I bet they’re going to name an Asian character “yellow mathematician”
💀
And they replace every l in his sentences with r
@@jamesklem4861 then they’ll say it’s to make the stereotype “progressive”
@@Dylan-zo6zo and theyll say anyone who calls them out racist you know pull a sony while there at it
Mellow Yellow - He's a Martial artist BUT NOT BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN.
His skin is a pleasant shade of gold and he radiates mystic energies BUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE FETISHIZING ASIAN CULTURE.
He also has a strong affinity for dragons BUT NXHWKFBTOQJGVROWJDGRG
Marvel: here’s Dora, a redditor, two insults to a entire community, and some goth we found in the twilight sagas
Accurate lmao
Absolutely perfect my broski
@A RANDOM POTATO it isn't *Untrue*
I made a comment like this before I saw this comment so please don’t think I’m copying you
@@capturestudios9433 I have had that problem before and I completely understand have a good day
MORBIUS?????
He compared one of these shitshows to Micheal morbius omg how could you do that!
So we have:
Dora the Explorer
Redditor
Stereotype and Stereotype
And last, and certainly least
Edgy Emo Kid who happens to be a vampire
You forgot a borderline useless vampire.
This further compels me to redesign all the characters.
so overall there all garbage and the idea should be thrown away or redeveloped
Safespace sounds like a VPN
@@melikewafflesgg6167 trueee
This sounds like an SNL sketch not an actual marvel characters.
That explains why it's not that funny
@@ajthevillageidiot Or that it sounds like it's punching down in what's supposed to be satire
@CooCooWizard k
yet SNL is aligned with the same ideology, so they would be making fun of themselves
god it really does though, I can imagine this actually being done.
The funniest thing, it's been 3 years and it's been *radio silence* ever since
6:40 ITS MORBIN TIME
Morbius being a complete joke even *before* his movie.
🤣🤣
Trailblazer, always coming in clutch with her endless supply of heroine.
And bread bowls.
*clap clap*
Trailblazer, The heroine with the heroin
Heroine
Heroin
now introducing our first nigerian hero: prince scammer
he sends enemies emails and subsequently steals their money
it’s a very useful skill
he’s also on the run from prison and has escaped 23 ti-
And a super villain “guy that does not fall for scams”
i think you should work for marvel!
Did he get caught and was sent to a Hospital to do Team Building Exercise?
I laughed too hard at this.
Morbus will morb this fake morbius out of the morbiverse.
It just feels like they're mocking people. Like, as much as they're all 'oh we're supporting you', it just feels like a joke at their audiences' expense.
finally, a superhero that canonically says poggers unironically
@@phantomtrak6007 cringe
@@phantomtrak6007 cringe
The representation that games needet
The talks in greentext
@@phantomtrak6007 Bit too late for that, sorry.
They’re literally the kinds of heroes you’d see on a high school poster that some art kid made.
Red Storm they look like anti drug super heroes
Every time I hear about these stupid characters all I can think of is whose fanfic is this?
You mean elementary/middle school. No high school student would think "B NEGATIVE" is cool, or the twins...
Princess of Trash “Not doing drugs is SUPER” 😂😂
This comment and these shitty fucking characters make me think of "Flowcabulary." Anyone remember that...?
6:40 I LOVE MORBIUS
B Negative and Morbius crossover soon can't wait for the morbverse
> Make a non-binary character
> Name them "Snowflake"
based writers
This sounds like a 4chan prank
>profit
Not even south park would do that, but now they can
it's literally so disrespectful lmao
"Experimental Internet Gas"
Literally sounds like something from Powerpuff girls
Powerpuff Girls had more thought put into it than this.
@@OMGhappiness it really fucking did
Wow it does
At least Powerpuff Girls would be ironic about it, and it would have been hilarious.
Nah man, Dexter's Laboratory
Coming back to this and seeing one of the super heros morbed is...
6:35 Morbius was here all along!
"Experimental internet gas"
Sounds like a boomer trying to appeal millennials
I think that's exactly what it is
Farts from sh!tposts 😂
"An internet kid taken to its logical conclusion" I have no idea what he meant by that
How dee do fellow kids!
Is that what they were working on at Auschwitz?
Screentimes the kind of guy who references Uganda knuckles then dabs.
Big Chungus wholesome Keanu moment 100 xddd
*Sees villain*
"Hello Mr. S I M P. Your mom is GAY!!! "
screentime starts talking about 13% after meeting his teammates
Nah that's an insult to a decent dead meme.
Nah that's an insult to a decent dead meme.
Its morbin time
youtube brought me here after 2 years just to quote morbius...wow
“All twins are psychic, but we’re psychic-er”
I’ve read better entertainment on the back of a cereal box
cereal boxes are fucking awesome man, I’ve been entertained by those more times than i can count. but yeah these heroes fucking suck.
Hey man, don't dis Lucky's cereal with that comparison! Those crosswords and word searches are dope!
Contains 22% of recommended daily sugar.
Reading the back of the Clorox wipes is more entertaining
I saw one that said don't charge non rechargeable batteries
“Grandpas experimental internet gas” This implies one of two things. A: his grandpa has a damn Diesel engine powering his computer. Or B: it’s just grandpas 2am butt blasts that he was unfortunately near.
Underrated
Regardless of the way, i'm leaving my F to screentime
“a meme obsessed super teen” :@;&,&,&,
It's some e-girls fart that he ordered online in a jar for $70
It's Zkylon B he bought off some shady internet site.
My lego character I made when I was 7 had a better backstory than this...his name was Johnny Jim
Tell us his backstory
MICHAEL MORBIUS?!?!
Villains can just shitpost screentime to death.
Screentime nemisis is going to be called redditronic
@@Ashelybee Nah, it'd be bunch of minions. They gonna cringe him to death
Rickroll him
Screentime gets sent multiple kpop fancams at 3 in the morning😭
@@peckypork Mans gonna have PTSD.
Marvel: "I guess we gotta cancel that Captain Gay comic now...."
Nice
Bravo
Let’s be honest, we would all read Captain Gay over this stuff
I respectfully removed my like after I saw it already had 666
@@leopowell410 same here
He got morbius blood!!! He’s about morb all over those bad guys
In Brazil we have a superhero called captain gay.
Calling it right now safespace will “heroically” sacrifice himself and save the other new warriors from a massive attack with his final halo 3 bubble shield.
They're gonna need a mental health break after that lmao
Maybe he will be replaced with someone who figured out how to block people?
Steven universe already claimed that
safespace heroically "white knighting" for the other new warriors....
THEY would if they actually are stupid enough to go through with this, hopefully the human race's collective opinion of "wow this is shit" will prompt them to try again or abandon.
“Snowflake” and “Safespace” look like what a person trying to make fun of the stereotype of an SJW would come up with.
They're also the same color? Diversity? Haha. Don't care they're "twins". It's all such bullshit
well, tbh, it's an accurate stereotype lol.
Word From The North their weakness is telling them that facts matter over feelings. Or maybe it’s assuming their gender lmao
But they are actually fit tho
but aren't they against bullying or harassment so they wont actually do anything to you besides get offended and speak their feelings to you.
6:40
MORBIN TIME
This have predicted the Marvel's best movie Morbius!
Villian: *gets killed by screen time*
Screen time: can we spam f in the chat
If that actually happens then F will instantly become a sign of disrespect.
F
Kappa
lmao *Screentime aint killing shit*
I think this will actually happen and itll be so cringe, he will catch/defeat a villian and say something along those lines mark my words
When you mentioned “experimental internet gas,” my soul left my body.
I like how little effort they put in. It’s to the point that they’re self aware of how effortless this all was.
Those three words can be interpreted in any number of ways, and none of them are good
screentime's weaknesses are Rick rolls unskipable ads and malware
Can't wait to see a submissive and gay Marvel character named "PowerBottom".
dont give them more ideas 😭
I- SGDGGSG DUUUUDEE
Hell yes. His whole lower body is adamantium and vibranium so it can really take a beating lol.
@@froztbite15 WTF- I’M WHEEZING IT’S EPIC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This basically just reflects how most of the older generations see us.
Owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie owie!
and we've kinda given them reason to to be honest
@@c2sora919 no more than they did to who came before them.
@@Rob526 saw a video of a girl who almost got knocked down by a car because she was on her phone a giu was calling out to her but couldnt hear her and he saved her last second hes right lmao
@@hinamatsuro1908 Different generations having different issues doesn't mean the previous ones were superior. Every new generation is referred to as flawed by the older ones.
6:41 MORBIUS??
1:33 idunno, could be pretty interesting if trailblazer pulled a salted thermobaric nuclear warhead out of her backpack
imagine living in a world where people can turn invisible, bend reality, control metal, run really fucking fast, lift entire islands, light themselves on fire, crawl on walls, and so many other cool powers that can be useful, and then your power is being a walking google search bar..
"What's your power?"
I have a backpack.
Okay to be fair, she's the most...forgivable one of the bunch. The rest just suck
@@stupido-um4xo honestly having a book bag that gives you whatever you need would be really neat, but yeah the rest suck
yea my power is i can make forcefields BUT ONLY FOR OTHER PEOPLE like one of the members of the fantastic 4 whom i cant remember the name of can do the same thing but without the weakness and can turn invisible
@@kaiba-boi4256 Yeah just be like "I need a gun right now" and boom a gun
Can't wait for morbius 2 to show B-negative
I feel like the actual superheroes would only call them into battle to use as human shields. Especially trailblazer.
Okay stop, I literally physically flinch when the second character design comes in, the first one is 'just' boring but everything went downhill from there
Can't wait for Veggie, the superhero who doesn't see his physical handicap as a hindrance and wears it as a badge of honour
They'll straight up name him "Veggie Tard" but it's empowering I swear guys 😔
His power is to tell everyone that he's vegetarian
having representation is a good thing, and so is having characters that turn their insecurities/flaws/whatever into a positive thing. it's about the execution which is beyond fucking awful in this case.
They're gonna have someone in a wheel chair that flies, watch
@@merten0083 but that's just charles xavier
The only thing impressive about their designs is how they somehow simultaneously pissed off the existing comic fanbase as well as the people they thought they were pandering to.
I hope this helps both marvel and all entertainment companies to understand that pandering is fucking dogshit and not a substitute for good writing
@@Kinsley_XD
"B-b-but muh representation!! I can only identify with characters who share my ethnicity, sex, hair color, eye color, made-up gender identity, birth sign, blood type, financial situation, and number of self diagnosed mental disorders!!"
@@thekeyandthegate4093 exactly man I didn't like thor at all until he became fat and depressed like me
@@thekeyandthegate4093 niiiiiice! U made me chuckle.
The Key and the Gate overused joke. plus, based on the backlash to this comic, literally no one thinks that.