We had a very simple wedding, nikah done in mosque with minimal guests, barat in isb n walima in lahore with as minimal guests as possible, it brought lots of baraqah in our lives plus it saved us from future debts. We enjoyed our new life with no tension of financial debts ...so guys make life easy for urself n others...and cheers...
Bhn ki shadi thi walima day time me rakhaa 2 sy 5 bjy Tak yaqeen jano larkion ny tayar hony me 4 Baja diy 4:30 bjy phnchy ek picture khichwai khany ki plate samny rakhi or achanak plate ankhon sy ojhal hogai or hall walo be hall KY sath sath zindagi me bhi andhera kardia😓
I heard from my elders that only the downtrodden would arrange weddings @ night to hide / camouflage their lack of resources. Let’s revert to this trend !
My wife and I approached our shaadi differently back in July 2018. This is what we did: 1. One event shared by my wifes family and me. Shendi or whatever you wanna call. Nikah masjid mein karlia pichlay din. 2. Day wedding 1pm to 4pm 2. Banquet pakra Tha toh AC Tha Matlab summer mein bhi day wedding possible hai. 3. 6pm we were home and the guests had left. 4. Because this was a day wedding, we saved money. 2.5 lac ki boking instead of 5.5 lac 5. Honeymoon flight wedding kay dosray din takay oil filled daawatein na khani parain 6. Meri apni gaari mein baaraat gaee. Baghair flowers kay. Didn't wanna ruin the paint or announce pooray Karachi mein k shaadi hogaee hai. Bus ghar paunchna Tha. More than a year later, we feel this was a really smart move. And no it wasn't easy, hum kuch mukhtalif Kar Rahay thay toh resistance bohot face ki thi family aur baroon ki taraf say. Key is smartly negotiate, let the baaray feel Important but slowly work ur way into this. Rebellion mode mein agaye toh haar jao gay. Hope this can inspire those who have the the desire to play it smart but will have to face a lot of resistance if they pursue a smart wedding. Cheers
This is the education that this generation really requires. I salute you sir. I have learnt a lot from you that nobody told me when I was growing up. Jazak Allah o khair.
I m very depressed because of my in laws but I started use mobile for ignore all issues then suddenly start your video n I m laughing too much n totally relax.. no words to say thanks junaid.. Allah always gives you best.
Good to see Junaid Bhai back with his original personality. The humor, the story telling was missing in previous recent videos. Good to see this all back 💯💯
I'm a freelance writer, whenever I decide to pen down my ideas, I listen to your podcats while writing, man! feels so amazing. Bitter truth intertwined in a curtain of humor.
I got married in the day time. I can't imagine how convenient it was. What a beautiful experience it was. I was sleeping watching this dream but then suddenly my Mom awaked me and now I am watching this video 👍.
This guy has amazing talent in terms of his comedy timing 😂😂 Started watching him couple of days ago and kindof addicted to his podcast and vlogs 😍🥰 Gunji swags rocks 😛😛
Yaar junaid Bhai aap ki class he alag Hai👌 Mashallah say bohat kum logon main aysa talent hota Hai jo Sab ko apni. Baat pay convince Kar sakein👌 Love from Saudi Arabia ❤️
3:30 😂😂😂 جنید بھائی آپ صحیح کہہ رہے ہو مذاق کے علاوہ۔ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کے ساتھ بھی ایسا ہی ہوا تھا جب انکا نکاح حضرت زینب علیہ سلام کے ساتھ ہوا تھا۔ سورہ احزاب 53 اے لوگو جو ایمان لائے ہو ، نبی ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کے گھروں میں بلا اجازت نہ چلے آیا کرو95 نہ کھانے کا وقت تاکتے رہو ۔ ہاں اگر تمہیں کھانے پر بلایا جائے تو ضرور آؤ 96 مگر جب کھانا کھالو تو منتشر ہو جاؤ ۔ باتیں کرنے میں نہ لگے رہو 97 تمہاری یہ حرکتیں نبی کو تکلیف دیتی ہیں ، مگر وہ شرم کی وجہ سے کچھ نہیں کہتے ۔ اور اللہ حق بات کہنے میں نہیں شرماتا ۔ نبی ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کی بیویوں سے اگر تمہیں کچھ مانگنا ہو تو پردے کے پیچھے سے مانگا کرو ، یہ تمہارے اور ان کے دلوں کی پاکیزگی کے لیے زیادہ مناسب طریقہ ہے 98 تمہارے لیے یہ ہرگز جائز نہیں کہ اللہ کے رسول ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کو تکلیف دو 99 ، اور نہ یہ جائز ہے کہ ان کے بعد ان کی بیویوں سے نکاح کرو 100 ، یہ اللہ کے نزدیک بہت بڑا گناہ ہے ۔ صحیح بخاری 4791 جب رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے زینب بنت جحش رضی اللہ عنہا سے نکاح کیا تو قوم کو آپ نے دعوت ولیمہ دی، کھانا کھانے کے بعد لوگ ( گھر کے اندر ہی ) بیٹھے ( دیر تک ) باتیں کرتے رہے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے ایسا کیا گویا آپ اٹھنا چاہتے ہیں ( تاکہ لوگ سمجھ جائیں اور اٹھ جائیں ) لیکن کوئی بھی نہیں اٹھا، جب آپ نے دیکھا کہ کوئی نہیں اٹھتا تو آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کھڑے ہو گئے۔ جب آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کھڑے ہوئے تو دوسرے لوگ بھی کھڑے ہو گئے، لیکن تین آدمی اب بھی بیٹھے رہ گئے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم جب باہر سے اندر جانے کے لیے آئے تو دیکھا کہ کچھ اب بھی بیٹھے ہوئے ہیں۔ اس کے بعد وہ لوگ بھی اٹھ گئے تو میں نے آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کی خدمت میں حاضر ہو کر خبر دی کہ وہ لوگ بھی چلے گئے ہیں تو آپ اندر تشریف لائے۔ میں نے بھی چاہا کہ اندر جاؤں، لیکن نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے اپنے اور میرے بیچ میں دروازہ کا پردہ گرا لیا، اس کے بعد آیت ( مذکورہ بالا ) نازل ہوئی «يا أيها الذين آمنوا لا تدخلوا بيوت النبي» کہ ”اے ایمان والو! نبی کے گھروں میں مت جایا کرو۔“ آخر آیت تک۔ صحیح بخاری 4793 رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے زینب بنت جحش رضی اللہ عنہا سے نکاح کے بعد ( بطور ولیمہ ) گوشت اور روٹی تیار کروائی اور مجھے کھانے پر لوگوں کو بلانے کے لیے بھیجا، پھر کچھ لوگ آئے اور کھا کر واپس چلے گئے۔ پھر دوسرے لوگ آئے اور کھا کر واپس چلے، میں بلاتا رہا۔ آخر جب کوئی باقی نہیں رہا تو میں نے عرض کیا: اے اللہ کے نبی! اب تو کوئی باقی نہیں رہا جس کو میں دعوت دوں تو آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا کہ اب دستر خوان اٹھا لو لیکن تین اشخاص گھر میں باتیں کرتے رہے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم باہر نکل آئے اور عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کے حجرہ کے سامنے جا کر فرمایا السلام علیکم اہل البیت ورحمۃ اللہ۔ انہوں نے کہا وعلیک السلام ورحمۃ اللہ، اپنی اہل کو آپ نے کیسا پایا؟ اللہ برکت عطا فرمائے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم اسی طرح تمام ازواج مطہرات کے حجروں کے سامنے گئے اور جس طرح عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا سے فرمایا تھا اس طرح سب سے فرمایا اور انہوں نے بھی عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کی طرح جواب دیا۔ اس کے بعد نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم واپس تشریف لائے تو وہ تین آدمی اب بھی گھر میں بیٹھے باتیں کر رہے تھے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم بہت زیادہ حیاء دار تھے، آپ ( یہ دیکھ کر کہ لوگ اب بھی بیٹھے ہوئے ہیں ) عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کے حجرہ کی طرف پھر چلے گئے، مجھے یاد نہیں کہ اس کے بعد میں نے یا کسی اور نے آپ کو جا کر خبر کی کہ اب وہ تینوں آدمی روانہ ہو چکے ہیں۔ پھر نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم اب واپس تشریف لائے اور پاؤں چوکھٹ پر رکھا۔ ابھی آپ کا ایک پاؤں اندر تھا اور ایک پاؤں باہر کہ آپ نے پردہ گرا لیا اور پردہ کی آیت نازل ہوئی۔
Great video. For everyone planning to marry: if you want the Almighty's mercy and berkat for you and your soulmate in the life to follow, then organize your ceremony as per the teachings of Rasool Allah صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم
True story: Husband and wife decided to go on their honeymoon, mother in law tagged along. Cantt station sa train ka safar tha, mager station dair sa pohanchay and train about to left. Husband helped mother in law to get into train while wife wait outside. During this time, train started to move and wife never made it to train. Husband went to honeymoon with his mother in law.
اس وقت میں سچائی سے بھری یہ مزیدار وڈیو دیکھ کر ہنس رہا ہوں اور باہر گلی سے ڈھول کی آواز آنا شروع ہو گئی۔ ہنس ہنس کے برا حال ہوگیا!! مین سوچ رہا تھا یہ سب ہو رہا ہوگیا بےچارے کے ساتھ۔
Also important to note that when the parent's force their son to throw a lavish wedding and make him go into debt, they emotionally blackmail the newly wedded woman into selling her Haq Meher jewelry to get the groom out of debt and if she refuses she is called a selfish person 🙃
"Ghoonghat uthaya or fajar hogai" hahahaha That's a good one. Keep it up. Allah ka shukar hai Mere ghar or family mein aisa nhi hai K space nhi hai or pura ghar honeymoon mein involve ho raha hai etc. Ek dum sahi kaha bilkul thek Rishtaydron ne azab banaya hova hai sub ko. ALLAH Hidayat dy sub ko.
13:03 " Sanityzer Rakhdo " Haha Living Ahead of His time. Seriously once I start watching your video it is impossible to stop it without watching the entire content , this is how intersting your way method of giving knowledge is.
Junaid bhai deserves "Tambgha-i-Jurrat" of 2019 Very influential, Positive, practical, effective yet very harsh & dark realities of our socieities....!!
Enjoyed thoroughly. You need to do more episodes like these. Even though the informative videos are good, remember you grew as a comedian. Your comedic content is great.
@@javeriazubair7967 how much investment does it need. i am interested in its business opportunity if he has a good business model. let him contact me through email farhan841@hotmail.com
In my opinion, the reason parents/relatives get so offended by couples showing love towards each other is because these people did not get this kind of love/experiences in their lives so they cannot digest happiness of others. I think it's more of a jealousy factor than anything else. Imagine if parents/relatives were fulfilled in their lives, why they would object
When i was going for honey moon we picked murry for the trip and when we announced we are going my wife’s sister and her cuzns said we will be going with you for security we can’t let our sister go alone she’s not used to it well I and my wife didn’t liked it short story when we reached murre we booked two rooms at night I told my wife that you have to scream as loud as you can and ironically she screamed very loud and hard And the next day her sister and cousin didn’t made an eye contact with us specially me Then they said we are leaving as we are receiving calls from home That’s how you deal with when someone try to be ( kabab me haddi )
This guy is really talking from his heart and depicting the reality of marriages in the Sub-continent. This mentality should be changed to avoid the surmounting debts that take a lot of time, energy and efforts to repay it. Hope you agree with me.
@@rehanmohyuddin3308 you’re clearly not speaking for personal experience if you decide to generalize a group of people because of someone you may have come across
My house is next to a school and my room is directly next to the wall of it. I couldn't sleep last night because of the loud gazzals and music at 3 in the morning. Because there was a party going.
We had a very simple wedding, nikah done in mosque with minimal guests, barat in isb n walima in lahore with as minimal guests as possible, it brought lots of baraqah in our lives plus it saved us from future debts. We enjoyed our new life with no tension of financial debts ...so guys make life easy for urself n others...and cheers...
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wow maa shaa Allah..
Baraat is fazul karchi only and show off.
Only nikkah and walima, that's it
I got married in the day time and everyone still appreciating it that how much convenient to attend a marriage in the day time
Mere abbu bolte ty k raton ko shadiyan hori is liye andhere agaye zindagi men
@@cookwithashi1963 oof
@@cookwithashi1963 hahahaha
Bhn ki shadi thi walima day time me rakhaa 2 sy 5 bjy Tak yaqeen jano larkion ny tayar hony me 4 Baja diy 4:30 bjy phnchy ek picture khichwai khany ki plate samny rakhi or achanak plate ankhon sy ojhal hogai or hall walo be hall KY sath sath zindagi me bhi andhera kardia😓
I heard from my elders that only the downtrodden would arrange weddings @ night to hide / camouflage their lack of resources. Let’s revert to this trend !
My wife and I approached our shaadi differently back in July 2018. This is what we did:
1. One event shared by my wifes family and me. Shendi or whatever you wanna call. Nikah masjid mein karlia pichlay din.
2. Day wedding 1pm to 4pm
2. Banquet pakra Tha toh AC Tha Matlab summer mein bhi day wedding possible hai.
3. 6pm we were home and the guests had left.
4. Because this was a day wedding, we saved money. 2.5 lac ki boking instead of 5.5 lac
5. Honeymoon flight wedding kay dosray din takay oil filled daawatein na khani parain
6. Meri apni gaari mein baaraat gaee. Baghair flowers kay. Didn't wanna ruin the paint or announce pooray Karachi mein k shaadi hogaee hai. Bus ghar paunchna Tha.
More than a year later, we feel this was a really smart move. And no it wasn't easy, hum kuch mukhtalif Kar Rahay thay toh resistance bohot face ki thi family aur baroon ki taraf say. Key is smartly negotiate, let the baaray feel Important but slowly work ur way into this. Rebellion mode mein agaye toh haar jao gay.
Hope this can inspire those who have the the desire to play it smart but will have to face a lot of resistance if they pursue a smart wedding.
Cheers
Great move exactly
👏👏 truly appreciate your stand
Many Thanks broda!! 😊
/Rebellion mode mein agaye toh haar jao gay. / woahhh!!
Rashid Saad Siddiqui well done everyone should follow this
This is the education that this generation really requires. I salute you sir. I have learnt a lot from you that nobody told me when I was growing up. Jazak Allah o khair.
I m very depressed because of my in laws but I started use mobile for ignore all issues then suddenly start your video n I m laughing too much n totally relax.. no words to say thanks junaid.. Allah always gives you best.
Allah apky liye asaaniyan karen.
Good to see Junaid Bhai back with his original personality. The humor, the story telling was missing in previous recent videos. Good to see this all back 💯💯
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Buhat achi baat. 💯
Waise bhi "sb se zyada barkat wala nikaah wo hota hai jis me kam se kam kharch ho."
Hadees - e - NABWI (SAWW). ❤️🌹
I'm a freelance writer, whenever I decide to pen down my ideas, I listen to your podcats while writing, man! feels so amazing. Bitter truth intertwined in a curtain of humor.
Mujhe bhi kaam dila do. I am a freelance writer too, but know only one source
I got married in the day time. I can't imagine how convenient it was. What a beautiful experience it was. I was sleeping watching this dream but then suddenly my Mom awaked me and now I am watching this video 👍.
This guy has amazing talent in terms of his comedy timing 😂😂
Started watching him couple of days ago and kindof addicted to his podcast and vlogs 😍🥰
Gunji swags rocks 😛😛
“Photographer nay hamari sae say nai li.......tasver” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
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Just swipe down to type this
Masood bhai rakhenge....haa
Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I genuinely don't want your podcast to end once i start listening to them. I keep on checking the time and it feels bad when it's approaching the end.
Ali Shahmeer same.
same
Same here bro
Real issues of society.
But no one dare to talk about it.
But you did a great job.
Aby bhi is bandy ko oscar dooo 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
“Photographer ne hamari nae li... tasveer”
Janab Allama Junaid Iqbal Ghumman
Junaid bhai...most funniest explanation of marrige & wastage of money.... seriously its hilarious...same situation in india also..
Yaar junaid Bhai aap ki class he alag Hai👌
Mashallah say bohat kum logon main aysa talent hota Hai jo Sab ko apni. Baat pay convince Kar sakein👌
Love from Saudi Arabia ❤️
“Nachan gy sari raat” 😭😂😂😂
Rangilo maro dholna😂😂😂😂
OMG...... Pls give this guy oscar!
World cup sey 4 ghantay pehlay kon practice kurta hai 😁
mai bohot hansra ha hoon abhi iski baaton pe
us waq to mujhe bohot hansi aayi jab isne kaha ke uendertaker aara ha hai
*Nachaan gay sari raat*
@@Envision007😜😜😜😜
I’m gonna get married in couple of months. Thanks for the advice. Really appreciate it.
Hahahaha fun starts at 3:30 nachan gei saaari raat😂🤣🤣🤣😂
aahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
Tang utha k
@@Cosmic_Exploration ahahahahahahahagag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chip mid
ماشاءاللہ حضرت آپ نےحق اداکرتیااللہ آپ کواسی طرح حق بولنے کی توفیق عطاءفرمادئےآ۔ییییییین
Ap apna kam karo aur inhay inka kam karnay do.
@@hammadrehman3033 O bhai Sahi to keh rha hai wo.
@@hammadrehman3033 aur tum apna kam karo
AMEEN.
3:30 😂😂😂
جنید بھائی آپ صحیح کہہ رہے ہو مذاق کے علاوہ۔ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کے ساتھ بھی ایسا ہی ہوا تھا جب انکا نکاح حضرت زینب علیہ سلام کے ساتھ ہوا تھا۔
سورہ احزاب 53
اے لوگو جو ایمان لائے ہو ، نبی ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کے گھروں میں بلا اجازت نہ چلے آیا کرو95 نہ کھانے کا وقت تاکتے رہو ۔ ہاں اگر تمہیں کھانے پر بلایا جائے تو ضرور آؤ 96 مگر جب کھانا کھالو تو منتشر ہو جاؤ ۔ باتیں کرنے میں نہ لگے رہو 97 تمہاری یہ حرکتیں نبی کو تکلیف دیتی ہیں ، مگر وہ شرم کی وجہ سے کچھ نہیں کہتے ۔ اور اللہ حق بات کہنے میں نہیں شرماتا ۔ نبی ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کی بیویوں سے اگر تمہیں کچھ مانگنا ہو تو پردے کے پیچھے سے مانگا کرو ، یہ تمہارے اور ان کے دلوں کی پاکیزگی کے لیے زیادہ مناسب طریقہ ہے 98 تمہارے لیے یہ ہرگز جائز نہیں کہ اللہ کے رسول ( صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم ) کو تکلیف دو 99 ، اور نہ یہ جائز ہے کہ ان کے بعد ان کی بیویوں سے نکاح کرو 100 ، یہ اللہ کے نزدیک بہت بڑا گناہ ہے ۔
صحیح بخاری 4791
جب رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے زینب بنت جحش رضی اللہ عنہا سے نکاح کیا تو قوم کو آپ نے دعوت ولیمہ دی، کھانا کھانے کے بعد لوگ ( گھر کے اندر ہی ) بیٹھے ( دیر تک ) باتیں کرتے رہے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے ایسا کیا گویا آپ اٹھنا چاہتے ہیں ( تاکہ لوگ سمجھ جائیں اور اٹھ جائیں ) لیکن کوئی بھی نہیں اٹھا، جب آپ نے دیکھا کہ کوئی نہیں اٹھتا تو آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کھڑے ہو گئے۔ جب آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کھڑے ہوئے تو دوسرے لوگ بھی کھڑے ہو گئے، لیکن تین آدمی اب بھی بیٹھے رہ گئے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم جب باہر سے اندر جانے کے لیے آئے تو دیکھا کہ کچھ اب بھی بیٹھے ہوئے ہیں۔ اس کے بعد وہ لوگ بھی اٹھ گئے تو میں نے آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کی خدمت میں حاضر ہو کر خبر دی کہ وہ لوگ بھی چلے گئے ہیں تو آپ اندر تشریف لائے۔ میں نے بھی چاہا کہ اندر جاؤں، لیکن نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے اپنے اور میرے بیچ میں دروازہ کا پردہ گرا لیا، اس کے بعد آیت ( مذکورہ بالا ) نازل ہوئی «يا أيها الذين آمنوا لا تدخلوا بيوت النبي» کہ ”اے ایمان والو! نبی کے گھروں میں مت جایا کرو۔“ آخر آیت تک۔
صحیح بخاری 4793
رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے زینب بنت جحش رضی اللہ عنہا سے نکاح کے بعد ( بطور ولیمہ ) گوشت اور روٹی تیار کروائی اور مجھے کھانے پر لوگوں کو بلانے کے لیے بھیجا، پھر کچھ لوگ آئے اور کھا کر واپس چلے گئے۔ پھر دوسرے لوگ آئے اور کھا کر واپس چلے، میں بلاتا رہا۔ آخر جب کوئی باقی نہیں رہا تو میں نے عرض کیا: اے اللہ کے نبی! اب تو کوئی باقی نہیں رہا جس کو میں دعوت دوں تو آپ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا کہ اب دستر خوان اٹھا لو لیکن تین اشخاص گھر میں باتیں کرتے رہے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم باہر نکل آئے اور عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کے حجرہ کے سامنے جا کر فرمایا السلام علیکم اہل البیت ورحمۃ اللہ۔ انہوں نے کہا وعلیک السلام ورحمۃ اللہ، اپنی اہل کو آپ نے کیسا پایا؟ اللہ برکت عطا فرمائے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم اسی طرح تمام ازواج مطہرات کے حجروں کے سامنے گئے اور جس طرح عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا سے فرمایا تھا اس طرح سب سے فرمایا اور انہوں نے بھی عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کی طرح جواب دیا۔ اس کے بعد نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم واپس تشریف لائے تو وہ تین آدمی اب بھی گھر میں بیٹھے باتیں کر رہے تھے۔ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم بہت زیادہ حیاء دار تھے، آپ ( یہ دیکھ کر کہ لوگ اب بھی بیٹھے ہوئے ہیں ) عائشہ رضی اللہ عنہا کے حجرہ کی طرف پھر چلے گئے، مجھے یاد نہیں کہ اس کے بعد میں نے یا کسی اور نے آپ کو جا کر خبر کی کہ اب وہ تینوں آدمی روانہ ہو چکے ہیں۔ پھر نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم اب واپس تشریف لائے اور پاؤں چوکھٹ پر رکھا۔ ابھی آپ کا ایک پاؤں اندر تھا اور ایک پاؤں باہر کہ آپ نے پردہ گرا لیا اور پردہ کی آیت نازل ہوئی۔
@Tizk Abdullah
Copy paste kia hai.
Pura context batana hota hai
MS thesmart stupid you put here holy verses of quran ??? Why ???
@@Samkhan2019 what is the stupidity of sharing the verses of Quran to teach something related to this topic? Are you Muslim?
This needs to be listened by my mom I swear 🤦♀️❤️
Sent her on WhatsApp our parents really should watch this
@@khizerhayat6689 Lol 😂
Likewise...😁
"Humare gharo me khushi nai hai desh kaha se khush hoga"
Dumbledore- 10 points to Gunji🤘🏻🕶️
Great video. For everyone planning to marry: if you want the Almighty's mercy and berkat for you and your soulmate in the life to follow, then organize your ceremony as per the teachings of Rasool Allah صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم
Subhan ALLAH...
True story: Husband and wife decided to go on their honeymoon, mother in law tagged along. Cantt station sa train ka safar tha, mager station dair sa pohanchay and train about to left.
Husband helped mother in law to get into train while wife wait outside. During this time, train started to move and wife never made it to train.
Husband went to honeymoon with his mother in law.
Sedlyfe 😔
I liked the instant i read 'mother in law tagged along' i knew this was going to be something
🤦
Chain pull q nai ki
Insane
😂 😂
I was laughing throughout your video. Love from India Junaid bhai.
اس وقت میں سچائی سے بھری یہ مزیدار وڈیو دیکھ کر ہنس رہا ہوں اور باہر گلی سے ڈھول کی آواز آنا شروع ہو گئی۔ ہنس ہنس کے برا حال ہوگیا!! مین سوچ رہا تھا یہ سب ہو رہا ہوگیا بےچارے کے ساتھ۔
Also important to note that when the parent's force their son to throw a lavish wedding and make him go into debt, they emotionally blackmail the newly wedded woman into selling her Haq Meher jewelry to get the groom out of debt and if she refuses she is called a selfish person 🙃
Nope these days fiances dont accept simple weddings...👍👍
7:30 ye 4 Jo phir rahe Hein almaari see nikalein the Kia..😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️👌🏾
"Ghoonghat uthaya or fajar hogai" hahahaha That's a good one. Keep it up. Allah ka shukar hai Mere ghar or family mein aisa nhi hai K space nhi hai or pura ghar honeymoon mein involve ho raha hai etc. Ek dum sahi kaha bilkul thek Rishtaydron ne azab banaya hova hai sub ko.
ALLAH Hidayat dy sub ko.
7:30 yeh chaar Jo hai..almari se nikle the??...best hahahah
How can he make this straight face while talking about sarcasm😂😂 Ghoonghat one😂
Thanks for tips I m 12 yrs old boy
"Dulha Kat raha hai Dhara dhar" - junaid akram 2019
TechFied 😂😂😂😂😂
Very informative.... Give Oscar to this person.
Ponka
Order dedya hai..3 working days me delivery hojayegi.
Oscar is for actors
@@muneebabakhtawar1420 hew is an actor, hypocrite sala
Hats off to my parents.they always say 'we are not here to intervene in your issues and relations we just want you happy.thats all.
13:03 " Sanityzer Rakhdo " Haha Living Ahead of His time. Seriously once I start watching your video it is impossible to stop it without watching the entire content , this is how intersting your way method of giving knowledge is.
One ☝️ word for him “ a genius “
One word
Thank you Junaid Bhai, I’m getting married in March InshAllah 🙏.
Postpone ho gai?
Sajid bhai hogai kia?
Maza aya??
Shanzay A gee al hamdoulilAllah,, 15 February ko hogi.
Mubarak ho bhai phr :D
Aapne indirectly Pakistan ke 90% logo ki dil ki baat boldi
Baqi 10% dislikes kr ke chale gye😂😂
Very true
Baqi 10% khusray hain
@@ziarehman482 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wah wah wah waaahhh
Hahaaha
aww yeah here we go again
finally a video
ruclips.net/video/O_Zc6fCO2zE/видео.html
What I wouldn't give to sit down over a cup of tea with you!
Glad you covered this topic and brought forward such sensible and realistic ideas
Junaid bhai deserves "Tambgha-i-Jurrat" of 2019
Very influential, Positive, practical, effective yet very harsh & dark realities of our socieities....!!
I get to know about Pakistani culture by watching Junaid bhai's video. Btw his sense of humour is top notch.
Enjoyed thoroughly. You need to do more episodes like these. Even though the informative videos are good, remember you grew as a comedian. Your comedic content is great.
Im a software engineer and someone fron my class made this shadi hall booking app and graphic designers are now approached for cards.
What is the app called ?
App link??
@@anaslakhani he's still working on it as it needs investment when its complete its going to be on playstore
@@javeriazubair7967 how much investment does it need. i am interested in its business opportunity if he has a good business model. let him contact me through email farhan841@hotmail.com
Javeria: please email me investment details. If proposal is good i would like to invest on it. Her is my email address.
myousuf.pleasent@gmail.com
Sir Junaid you are really true and kind full person . may Allah given you more success . Ameen
10:07 that nailed nagan chowrangi
😂😂😂😂
Junaid sahib these are the horrors of joint family system in Pakistan....
in india too bhai...
Yes Sir and only in the motherland. Desis that live in the West dont suffer as bad.
I got married in day time on Friday! it was so beautiful and convenient sab time sy hogya that plus pictures turned out so good in day light
Bht sahi insaan ho aap
Heeera ho heeera 🤣🤣
Aapka channel muje phle ku n mila
There's nothing that compares to Junaid Bai's content. It's always a pleasure to listen to your content, and I really enjoy it..❤️❤️❤️
Who knew that just after 2 months he made this video, the entire world would be changed.
Yaar you are doing really good service to community. Thanks for your initiative really to help us think about unsaid issues. Cheers
12:49 hahaha best part Pink color ka lullar tissue 😂🤣
haha made me laugh so bad
Apki videos dekh k literally mera mood bohat acha hojata so realistic
6 sep ko bath hoi...11 ko baraath done . Zabardast walima dia logo ko. Bs shadi done....simple shadi, happy life. Islam zindabadh. 😊
This channel deserves a lot of subscribers. Hands down the best channel. Keep going, brother.
Best motivational speech ever... very helpful great work junaid akram sir
World Cup se 4 ghante practice...haha love from Delhi
In my opinion, the reason parents/relatives get so offended by couples showing love towards each other is because these people did not get this kind of love/experiences in their lives so they cannot digest happiness of others. I think it's more of a jealousy factor than anything else. Imagine if parents/relatives were fulfilled in their lives, why they would object
Ali A omg so true
Yes
Very well said, you cover all the points but in a hilarious way😅😅Very informative ideas 👌🏻 keep it up 👍🏻
bht piyari baten ki ap ne Allah pak our Uske Nabi(S.A.W.W) ko b sadgi pasand ha ye sb problems hi deen se doori ki waja se hori well said 👍👍👌👌👏👏👏
World cup sy 4 ghantY pehlY kon practice karta hai
Ganji swag, 2019
Bhai net practice ya test matach ki baat ho rhi hai 🤣🤣🤣
I wish everyone gets a susar and saas like you 😚
So much is going on in his head. Can generate enough energy to power an Ac !!!
Humman beings need to train their mind to think positive the 1st thought came in to Humman mind is negative.
Rephrase: His head has enough energy to power an airconditioner
@@moheedsyed7278 repharase: I like to say it that way !!! :)
cuz his head is free from a burden 🤣
@@ArhamQazi 😂
Junaid bahi thank you for knocking some sense into the general population.
Mash Allah very good explan regarding non since peoples.J.Akram
One collab with arslaan naseer!!
Legendary combooooo
Best combo
Arslan naseer is wannabe comedian /roaster/ critic lol
@@neonvideos1 no bro hes genuinky very nice and makes me laugh i luvv him
Mast banda ha arsalan.
This guy regret the most coming back to Pakistan 😆
I can exactly understand your feelings brother
I can feel that🙇♂️
😁
Very Nice and Perfect video. Really, this is reality of our families
Its been recommended to me by youtube today, already got married 3 months ago🤣🤣
👻
Amazing yaar, junaid your style of telling story is amazing... welldone mate. Good work.
"WC se 4 ghante pehle kon practice karta hai" 😂😂😂😂
shit! 😂😂😂😂
I didn't get the reference... Mind explaining it to me?
@@Razi98 basically he was referring to having sex on the wedding night
Best 😂
@@Razi98kitni age hai ?
Assalamaualaikum love from hyderabad india 🇮🇳
When i was going for honey moon we picked murry for the trip and when we announced we are going my wife’s sister and her cuzns said we will be going with you for security we can’t let our sister go alone she’s not used to it well
I and my wife didn’t liked it short story when we reached murre we booked two rooms at night I told my wife that you have to scream as loud as you can and ironically she screamed very loud and hard
And the next day her sister and cousin didn’t made an eye contact with us specially me
Then they said we are leaving as we are receiving calls from home
That’s how you deal with when someone try to be ( kabab me haddi )
👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmao 🤣😂🤣😂. Gonna try this with my siblings
I couldn't understand what was the point of screaming?
@@sumairanaz1949 - khali wali karo haha... bachon ko samj ni anii
@@sumairanaz1949 pogo dekha kro
Sirf issi video ki vajah se m dopahar mein shaadi kar rhaa hu. Thanks.
This guy is really talking from his heart and depicting the reality of marriages in the Sub-continent. This mentality should be changed to avoid the surmounting debts that take a lot of time, energy and efforts to repay it. Hope you agree with me.
Irada Kar lie he inshallah pese bacha Kar umre par jaonga inshallah
M bh InShaAllah
IN SHAA ALLAH.
ahahahahahahhaahh
Entertainment+Issue+guidance+honesty=Junaid Akram
That nachan gay i swear 😂
Edit 1: almari was funnier 😂
Edit 2: Vita Bread 😂
Edit 3: Undertaker ffs 😂
Edit 4: Nara kholne ka time hai 😂
Baqi mamlat churahi aur nagan chorangi py hon gy
Kuch difference milega India Pakistan mai ya nhi😂😂🤦♂️ ( shadi se lekar marne tak sab same)
Yaar Sub Same Hai dono countries mein....😂😂😂😂
main bolne wala tha
Bas tum logo k shklein thodi si badsurat hai baki sab same hai
@@hisisters9324 bai indians hum sy ziada pyaray aur attractive hotay hn u racist girl
😂
The jokes he made are absolutely out of this Universe. They were so good😂😂😂
Junaid Bhai is back with a bang in his original form
18:51 Hain, WORLDCUP se 4 ghante pehle kon practice krta h !!! The most naughtiest (or double meaning) thing ganji swag said 🙈😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
good message... make separate video about those who waste time of girls
Who waste time on girls**** (:
Kandeel Jrp who waste time on gold digger girls
All girls are gold diggers. Speaking from personal experience.
@@rehanmohyuddin3308 you’re clearly not speaking for personal experience if you decide to generalize a group of people because of someone you may have come across
@@zainabfarhan5823 Thank God! I got my love who isn't gold digger. Mostly there are so many gold diggers across whole country.
Marriage - Money ,Love, Respect, Trust, Responsibility, Understanding Etc ....
7:20 Masood Bhai feeling happy in the corner
😂
Legends says that it's impossible to get LIKE from Ganjiswag.......especially if you're an Indian fan 😂😂
Harshit Arora Legends always speak the truth
@@hashimwaheed8938 bhaijan fer to sahi hi kehte h "truth is actually bitter"
Amazing content, awesome listening to your ideas as usual!!
Exactly
My house is next to a school and my room is directly next to the wall of it. I couldn't sleep last night because of the loud gazzals and music at 3 in the morning. Because there was a party going.
Well done! Cover the whole Story in a funny way.👌👌👌
One of the best videos which I've watched so far. Keep inspiring Sir
Inshallah my FYP app will be based on booking halls and selecting the best event design as per your budget ❤... i have been working on it ...
Kis university ky ho aap??
I cannot stand the idea of people spending luxuries amount of money of wedding, pathetic.
I'm in freaking loveeee with your mindset Junaid... Kasam s...
Junaid bahi really impressive your content today your new fan with Refernce of @ Ameer bahi
Mare to has has ke pait me dard hogaya you are too good yr 😂 🤣...