gerog television, I neglect to inform you that this video simply does not contain enough peugeot. This is absolutely diabolical! Teimo has never been so upset in all his 61 years of life.
1. Car : Put a MASSIVE metallica logo on a pink, metalic, 6 wheel, 8 meters long peugeot with a v8 2. Car : Try to recreate your latest Need for Speed Peugeot
1. Make the FLATTEST car possible 2. Make a gokart(or something small) with a v12/16 3. Make a car with the lowest suspension possible in the front, and the tallest in the back
When the Juke exclaimed “pooowweeeeeerr !” And “ Augh “ I felt spiritually connected to that mentally challenged clarkson van. Renault Clio Edit : cheers for the likes lads. Behn
Make one of these: 1) the most Ridge Racer-esque car possible, but based on a van 2) A kei car powered by a V12 and sporting a huge wing 3) A brother of the Juke, but with a symphony of Richard Hammond as the engine sounds
Rotary powered dacia sandero but every time it changes gear it's james may saying cheese. Make it beige for bonus points, love the videos by the way keep up the good work its the highlight of my week.
Make a ford F-150 that is the nost environmentally non-friendly car possible. Make it run on leaded gas an replace the engine sounds with Greta thurberg saying "how dare you"
My sugestions: 1 - monowheel 2 - a v12 or v16 that spins to 12k rpm and have less than 20hp (yes, it is possible) 3 - car with drivetrain like in 911 but with v12 or v16
Your vids never fail to make me chuckle A few ideas for next one: 1. Make a raceing semi truck. Something like from buddy thunderstruck 2.try to make a train/car hybrid thing
F1 v10 Yes Also make a car where the exhaust is positioned in such a manner, that it looks like a tobacco based product hanging out the window. Edit: use dual exhaust so you have and exhaust and a cig
man, i wish my grog televised programs were longer and more plentiful, simply i need more of this brit on my computer, with love from your least favorite rebellious colony 🇺🇸
hey grog when the wheel is going left and right it called a feedback loop basically the force feedback (FFB) is strong enough it pushes it past the center point causing it to constantly try and center itself. to fix this you can turn the FFB strength down or just hold it in place near the center
Car ideas: A car that has the body of Maxwell, like everything is Maxwell, body, passenger, everything Longest Ibishu pigeon, with an engine that makes 15 horsepower A car that looks super slow, like a mower, but it makes like 1200 horsepower A plane, car with the body of a plane
funni idea from me: the car is the turbo and it has a V16 engine. and i would like to add peoples ideas from the underground video: "So a turbo with a seat on it" "while being a diesel" "Quad turbo perhaps" "turbo with plastic lawn chair" "When I was young, I thought that Ford GT90 worked on turbo only and had no engine. That makes you understand how ignorant I was about cars and how they worked." (put it here as a joke) "1.9 v16 tdi" "and it must have a peugeot 206 style body" "No not 1.9L better with 1.5L turbo diesel 19psi" "And big i mean big big spoiler" "with a satsuma badge on back" "And Toyoda badge in from" (spell pls) "and a tesco logo on the sides" NOW DO EHT GROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Grog Man, every time i dont put my suggestions, you make one of these, but when i do put my suggestions, you do nothing, but i love ur content so it cancels out, but Three automation ideas: 1. Make a 70s muscle car, but the bodystyle is a modern car, everything else is 70s muscle car 2. Make a car that is just backwards, like those backwards trucks that you see where the body is backwards -3. Make a F1 car but with a hatchback body- Edit: I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD THING I SAID also 13:12 is a normal logitech wheel thing
put Clarkson on every surface, Hammond next to the exhaust, and May on the steering wheel and rear view mirror. should make for an incredible driving experience.
You know what's crazy, GrogTV is starting to maximize its creativity thanks to the suggestions but also how he interprets it, it has such a way with scaring mechanics and auto designers yet we still don't know when will the brakes stop being like Alan Walker
automation ideas: -make a cheese van with wallace as driver and gromit as passenger -make it completly yellow and put cheese on roof -make it very speedy (if you can make it say cheese everytime it revs)
When I was younger I was very into the car thing. I read about people putting high-powered Porsche engines in the back of an old school VW Bug. I decided if I had my way, why not take that to the extreme? My idea was taking the Lamborghini Countach's 16 cylinder, quattro valve engine in the back of a Bug. Then as I got into racing games I was introduced to the Fiat 500 Abarth with the engine sticking out the back end of it. Now, I doubt the Lambo's engine would actually fit inside of a Fiat 500, but I do think with the rear seats removed, a Lambo engine would fit inside a Bug, and most definitely could fit inside the VW Bus.
Hello there Grog, I have an car suggestion for you. Please can you make a black and white van called the MaxwellMobile which has the most power known to man with the engine sounds of MEOW. Also, could you add several Maxwells filling up the back of the van with the real Maxwell driving please? I love your videos! Keep up the good work!
As an Aussie I am not offended by ute and pickup being used interchangeably. I am offended seeing all pickups on the road and no utes whatsoever but it is what it is when you have no local manufacturing
Car suggestion: turbo 4, subaru brat truck bed with a front end of a 1988 Volvo 240 sedan, dark red, drift thing, with bucket seats, 1988 Volvo 240 interior, Subaru brat truck bed seats so the passenger can hold on for dear life, roll cage, and to "Finnish" the masterpiece add teimo as the driver
Ideas: 1. Because you made a Ben car. You should make a Talking Tom car. PLEASE 2. You should build a car that is just Peter Griffin. The body PETER, the interior PETER, the sound PETER. Also make it rev to a ridiculously high number
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The nuclear Clarkson car is basically just a ytp
That entire build could be turned into one without that much editing and everyone who uses it in a video is pretty much yes driving a YTP bit
The "Jeremy Clarkson" van was pretty hilarious. That "long" car looks like it was spaghettified from a black hole.
Van: Oh for god's s-
**crashes and flys over fence** AUGH
@@mr_mehmet33 >startup: "POWAAAA-pow-pow-pow-aughh-aughh."
brilliant.
@@Khal1337time fr
My favorite part of the whole video
@@mr_mehmet33I've played with it. It is flicking funny.
gerog television, I neglect to inform you that this video simply does not contain enough peugeot. This is absolutely diabolical! Teimo has never been so upset in all his 61 years of life.
I agree with this gentleman
I also agree
More Peugeot
You did, in fact, _not_ neglect to inform gerog television. 🧐
i could'nt agree more
"S for "SEKAAAIII-" i felt that shi in my soul
Ievan Polka.
1. Car : Put a MASSIVE metallica logo on a pink, metalic, 6 wheel, 8 meters long peugeot with a v8
2. Car : Try to recreate your latest Need for Speed Peugeot
Which NFS Peugeot? There's 4 of them.
@@kittenkommentries5796 he is probably talking about the 206
@@Twist3rXP which 206 tho?
@@kittenkommentries5796 most likely the one grog chose in his first video of NFS underground
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1. Make the FLATTEST car possible
2. Make a gokart(or something small) with a v12/16
3. Make a car with the lowest suspension possible in the front, and the tallest in the back
When the Juke exclaimed “pooowweeeeeerr !” And “ Augh “ I felt spiritually connected to that mentally challenged clarkson van. Renault Clio
Edit : cheers for the likes lads. Behn
Rip the trio, We wish to have them all back. It was depressing to watch the last episode of grand tour ngl
@@A3DAN.J031 "Rip"?? Bro they ain't dead
@@c63w204W as in the fact that they don't work together
>try to create very heavy car
>weighs the same as the new M5
Btw make a Dacia (crop)duster
Aston Martin Vantage but it's got the "Jaaaaaaaag" vibe.
A jag that has its engine sound replaced with Jeremy Clarkson saying Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag
@@Dom-ny9dt And Hammond going "I'm sorry I ran over your dog... In a JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG"
@@KColin-fx8gu eh. 🤷
@@ThinkingCrimsonits ok because he drives a Jaaaaaagg
Make one of these:
1) the most Ridge Racer-esque car possible, but based on a van
2) A kei car powered by a V12 and sporting a huge wing
3) A brother of the Juke, but with a symphony of Richard Hammond as the engine sounds
*starts the Juke*
The Juke: POWERRRRRRR!
Pure Fucking Gold right there, laughed my ass off at that.
*The Nissan Juke if it was Good.*
blud roasted the Datsun Cherry/100a's Replacement
Brother, the juke was funny as hell. Wish grog would have a download link for the teimo car and the Juke
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Edit: i meant to say same but my keyboard went diarrhea and so did my brain
@@BrianLTU iPhone keyboards are also not good, I also have brain not go brain moments
@@Stev417 no i use ""poor people"" android
Rotary powered dacia sandero but every time it changes gear it's james may saying cheese. Make it beige for bonus points, love the videos by the way keep up the good work its the highlight of my week.
I choked and died laughing reading this, mate 😂😂😂😂😂
Make a ford F-150 that is the nost environmentally non-friendly car possible. Make it run on leaded gas an replace the engine sounds with Greta thurberg saying "how dare you"
f 150 thunderbolt
😂😂😂
Perfect
Try to make the ugliest car yellow teeth ugly eyes and car like sound this AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yea
ford already made one tho. F250 or higher with the power stroke diesel engine…
Cheers mate, you can right-click on the body style tickboxes to select only one style of body instead of deselecting all other like you did at 7:45 .
My sugestions:
1 - monowheel
2 - a v12 or v16 that spins to 12k rpm and have less than 20hp (yes, it is possible)
3 - car with drivetrain like in 911 but with v12 or v16
Gorg. Pls post these mods so we can all enjoy the beauty of these absolute MACHINES
Especially "The Juke"
5:27 still lighter than the new M5
I love it how at almost every turn it vibrates. As someone who spends like 3rd of the lawnmowing with cleaning the mower I appretiate the feature😊
9:29-10:53 is pure comedy gold best grog video ina time
Hearing Clarkson screaming ‘POWAH’ was everything 😂
"Most normal engine ever" *Makes a carburated i5*
cuz it sounds the best (imo)
@@4dozeneggs513 And doesn't exist irl because you can't sensibly fuel an i5 with carburetors.
What about ITBs, though?
@@nathanmahoney6346 That would work but ITBs were never sensible for production cars.
That long john fly-by is literally like a freaking redline edit
It would be even more funny if The teimo truck had teimos voice lines as the engine sounds
Haista vittu.
Your vids never fail to make me chuckle
A few ideas for next one:
1. Make a raceing semi truck. Something like from buddy thunderstruck
2.try to make a train/car hybrid thing
(9:35) murrr pOWERRR
Download link to the CLARKSON car?
I need it as well
just write "the juke beamng" it will show up
10:25 POWERRRRRR Fom the famous Jeremy clarkson it’s too funny
It's more funny with the tunnel echo.
Make a car that moos different sounds at different intervals and decibels everytime it changes gears, reverses, hits something, turns, and revs
I need you to make a transparent neon street racing dump truck with the largest 3 cylinder possible.
Tonight, on GrogTV, George makes a nuclear van
I've never heard such unfiltered joy as when Grog heard the engine noise of the Juke
the clarkson van literally ROLLED me out of my chair def 10/10 KekW
F1 v10
Yes
Also make a car where the exhaust is positioned in such a manner, that it looks like a tobacco based product hanging out the window.
Edit: use dual exhaust so you have and exhaust and a cig
1:42 concerned grog😟
man, i wish my grog televised programs were longer and more plentiful, simply i need more of this brit on my computer,
with love from your least favorite rebellious colony 🇺🇸
9:44 I’ve never cry laughed before this moment in my life. Thank you grog.
hey grog when the wheel is going left and right it called a feedback loop basically the force feedback (FFB) is strong enough it pushes it past the center point causing it to constantly try and center itself. to fix this you can turn the FFB strength down or just hold it in place near the center
The Juke literally had me losing my breath, laughing so hard. Thanks for that.
3 words, Make Kitchen Gun
each thousand revs just increases the rate of "BANG" by itself. The starter sound is introducing Kitchen Gun.
9:35
"murrrrr POWEERRRrrrr OW OW OW ow ow ow ow"
"For God's sake- HAMMOOOND! for God's sake- HAMMOOOOND!"
"Oh for God's sa- AUGH!"
The Juke - 2024
9:50 juke: OH FOR GODS
it knew what was coming
The Clarkson car is seriously one of the best you ever made💀💀💀
Car ideas:
A car that has the body of Maxwell, like everything is Maxwell, body, passenger, everything
Longest Ibishu pigeon, with an engine that makes 15 horsepower
A car that looks super slow, like a mower, but it makes like 1200 horsepower
A plane, car with the body of a plane
1. Make a tutorial for a police car (like "How to make an British car")
2. Most canadian car
3. Make a top speed car with an I3 engine in it
funni idea from me: the car is the turbo and it has a V16 engine.
and i would like to add peoples ideas from the underground video:
"So a turbo with a seat on it"
"while being a diesel"
"Quad turbo perhaps"
"turbo with plastic lawn chair"
"When I was young, I thought that Ford GT90 worked on turbo only and had no engine. That makes you understand how ignorant I was about cars and how they worked." (put it here as a joke)
"1.9 v16 tdi"
"and it must have a peugeot 206 style body"
"No not 1.9L better with 1.5L turbo diesel 19psi"
"And big i mean big big spoiler"
"with a satsuma badge on back"
"And Toyoda badge in from" (spell pls)
"and a tesco logo on the sides"
NOW DO EHT GROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:15 POV: Your Borzoli doggo is approaching you for nose pats
9:57 what was that laugh bro
the clarkson van is the most i have laughed in months i am wheezing and crying my eyes out at the "POWER" echoing through the tunnel omg
Make a go kart with an V12 on it
Ok the Clarkson just broke me (too)...... hilarious...... Will watch the rest later when the laugh-tears are gone. :P Excellent!
Mr.Grog Man, every time i dont put my suggestions, you make one of these, but when i do put my suggestions, you do nothing, but i love ur content so it cancels out, but
Three automation ideas:
1. Make a 70s muscle car, but the bodystyle is a modern car, everything else is 70s muscle car
2. Make a car that is just backwards, like those backwards trucks that you see where the body is backwards
-3. Make a F1 car but with a hatchback body-
Edit: I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD THING I SAID
also 13:12 is a normal logitech wheel thing
10:23 legit killed me I am in the hospital with chronic heart failure
We have been blessed with a 24 minute grog video
I’m really glad to see how far your channel has gone.
I started watching around 1,500 subs and I immediately loved the kind of videos.
The Juke made me cry of laughter
9:00 is perfect 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice now i got a grog notification while watching some guy make the fastest shopping kart in the world
But i cant let grog down
Bcuz grog is life
I’ve got some suggestions.
1. A driving picnic table that goes mach 10
2. A driving trailer that can also fly
Make a V16 tractor w. Bozusoku Bodykit
forgot to mention please make the engine sounds James May
thats pretty much the first car, yall have no original ideas
@@kdesikdosi5900 Is a 1:1 scale c 130 better?
@@Distelmann i suppose it is
Where has this channel been for all my life!? The Juke absolutely killed me! 😂😂😂
Automation suggestion: make a van but your laugh is the sound
The fact youtube calls this "altered or synthetic content" truly shows how much it takes to comprehend grog
Make a v12 pigeon any hp
put Clarkson on every surface, Hammond next to the exhaust, and May on the steering wheel and rear view mirror. should make for an incredible driving experience.
6:43 M3 GTR be like
Please use the Jeremy scream,but with 10000000K RPM
Make a teimo themed offroader with the 6l v16, quad turbo and grogtv on the drivers seat
The Juke is Superb
Pls ae86 wagon
Yes
You know what's crazy, GrogTV is starting to maximize its creativity thanks to the suggestions but also how he interprets it, it has such a way with scaring mechanics and auto designers yet we still don't know when will the brakes stop being like Alan Walker
with the Fade?
1.6 TDI diesel boat wagon hatch back making 690 horse power and bicycle wheels and weighing 4 tons, and it screams at you randomly. And it's depressed
The "long jhon silver " certainly gives a new meaning to the term land yacht.
Make a tiny drag racing car that absolutely HAS to run on nitromethane.
automation ideas:
-make a cheese van with wallace as driver and gromit as passenger
-make it completly yellow and put cheese on roof
-make it very speedy
(if you can make it say cheese everytime it revs)
Devel Sixteen Prototype (2013) with 6 Wankel engines and extreme negative camber
You should get Muye to drive that Ibushu Pigeon
ITS 11PM BRO
Nuh Uh
@@LavaDragonGaming now its midnight for me (belgium)
@@Adrian_carguy21im in Poland but basically the same time zone
Genuinely impressed how the shopping trolley actually handles like an old shopping cart XD
Car: make a lotus type car that is absurdly high off the ground and has massive amounts of acceleration and replace engine sounds with goofy noises.
10:13 (murrrrr) POWEEEER (murrrrr)
When I was younger I was very into the car thing. I read about people putting high-powered Porsche engines in the back of an old school VW Bug. I decided if I had my way, why not take that to the extreme?
My idea was taking the Lamborghini Countach's 16 cylinder, quattro valve engine in the back of a Bug. Then as I got into racing games I was introduced to the Fiat 500 Abarth with the engine sticking out the back end of it. Now, I doubt the Lambo's engine would actually fit inside of a Fiat 500, but I do think with the rear seats removed, a Lambo engine would fit inside a Bug, and most definitely could fit inside the VW Bus.
Hello there Grog, I have an car suggestion for you.
Please can you make a black and white van called the MaxwellMobile which has the most power known to man with the engine sounds of MEOW. Also, could you add several Maxwells filling up the back of the van with the real Maxwell driving please?
I love your videos! Keep up the good work!
The juke made me laugh so hard lmfao. I absolutely love it.
As a member of ur Australian audience , utes r basically pick up trucks we just call them utes
I'm crying and my cheeks hurts. I give that video a Clarckson/10
I’d love to see a rally truck with a comically laggy turbo; infinite horsepower in 2-3 business days
Make an industrial 50-taper 5-axis horizontal machining mill
New suggestion, make 'The Quaxi' drivable
I laughed so much at the Clarkson Van 🤣
Thanks Grog. Haven't laughed like this in a while.
nice bass line
As an Aussie I am not offended by ute and pickup being used interchangeably. I am offended seeing all pickups on the road and no utes whatsoever but it is what it is when you have no local manufacturing
That vas a real video posted on a real company's real app by a real man named grog living in UK. One of the most real videos of all time
7:03 LOL THE BASS BOOSTED SMASH
Car suggestion: Make an modern eyesore SUV with the biggest inline 3 engine possible (with like a stupidly massive turbo and a CVT)
Car suggestion: turbo 4, subaru brat truck bed with a front end of a 1988 Volvo 240 sedan, dark red, drift thing, with bucket seats, 1988 Volvo 240 interior, Subaru brat truck bed seats so the passenger can hold on for dear life, roll cage, and to "Finnish" the masterpiece add teimo as the driver
It would be hilarious
I BEG OF YOU GIVE US THE JUKE Grog
Ideas:
1. Because you made a Ben car. You should make a Talking Tom car. PLEASE
2. You should build a car that is just Peter Griffin. The body PETER, the interior PETER, the sound PETER. Also make it rev to a ridiculously high number
9:35 Absolutely killed me 😂
"OH FOR GOD SAKE" "AUGH" got me real bad 😂
1: Put a massive wing half through size of the car on the roof. 2: make a dog crate with wheels
I've an idea (I'm sorry, my English is very bad..)
It's a spherical car, made of headlights (like a disco ball), and it rolls when you brake 🪩🗿