Fun fact about the Polonez: a one-off version exists with a mid-mounted engine transplanted from a wrecked Lancia Stratos rally car. It was named "Stratopolonez", and it went rallying from late 1970s to mid 1980s.
Polonez was also available in UK in 1970'. Export version - was of better quality than those sold in country, but thats completly nothing change... What more can you expect from the products of communism :D Every new commie-car as good as after falling off a cliff xD shaaame on that mess.
The Vaydor G35 kit uses them as well, though in its case it's _entirely_ for stylistic reasons - the Vaydor is a full conversion bodykit for the Infiniti G35, a front-engine car, that attempts to make it look like a mid-engine supercar, so it places the turbos where the engine _would_ be if it was an actual supercar.
yeah fso sold fiat 126p with some names after fiat licence expire it was called maluch "little one" cause fiat 125p was called "duży fiat" in english big fiat
Sorry Mr Grog, but handling and single front wheel will never work together. Why not remake, but with single FAT rear tire, and keep two wheels in front so it'll actually steer some?
I have watched youtube for geniunely a decade at this point and you might be the most entertaining person i have seen on this platform, seriously impressed and happy i have found your channel
as a croatian i really like your car designs. you have a bright future in the automotive industry. don't listen to the french people telling you otherwise.
Make the turbo THE car in Automation. (just a giant single turbo on wheels, a hidden engine with no sounds, a lawn chair on top, a steering wheel and pedals, 1,000,000 psi, loudest noises from the turbo you can possibly make and godmode wheels so they don't fly off and become a bayblade and so much horsepower that the hidden v16 is on the verge of dying.)
Make the beigemobil next, everything is beige, wheels beige, doors beige and make the engine so small and inefficient and boring it may as well be beige. Basically just make it as boring and beige as possible.
4:28 "Does this looks Polish?" Uses a German license plate. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gives some "From Berlin to Warshawa in one tank" VW kinda vibes. Am pretty sure Top Gear that too xD
1:Please make a big pickup truck with a BIG diesel engine and a big turbo. 2:If possible change the amount of black smoke exiting the exhaust to maximum to roll coal
Make one of that SUPER lowered pickup trucks with too much chrome on it, VERY big chrome rims with the thinnest tires and all that American truck stuff (exhausts all the way to the roof)
you either have to make the most italian car or make the best car you could possibly think of, and then the worst and do a comparison BTW i love your videos!!!
Two real sleeper cars: My friend's father had a friend at his work that took a Porsche 911 turbo engine and put it in the back of his VW bug. My Dad's friend at work (he worked as an engineer at Fairchild Industries) who bought a military surplus afterburner and put it inside of some tiny Daihatsu (this was back in the 80's and my Dad didn't know the make of it). The car would drive like stink and get over 150 miles per gallon. Sadly, I don't have many more details on the specifics of the build, but this guy would drive the car to work every once in a while.
Idea for GrogTV merch! What if you made the animated grogs into stickers. You could have loads of fun with them and a ton of variations already exist of animated grog. Think of the possibilities: a happy grog on your dashboard, finnish grog in your garage for that authentic my summer car feeling, pointing grog at your doorbell so they never miss it again. Place those basterds where ever you can think of! Sad grog inside the funeral home, mad grog at the vegan section of the supermarket, canadian grog at the border crossing to canada and so much more! Do you thinks this is a good idea?
For Automation suggestion for next project: a sausage looking veichle, pls. with sausage wheels, sausage power, sausage engine :) just for laughs :D amazing video, btw grog!
Fun fact 1: When i was on a holiday in The Czech Republic many years ago, i saw a modified (ricer) Trabant 601.. Sounded awfully hilarious. Fun fact 2: In Berlin, there's a Trabant museum
After a year of thinking, I’ve thoguht of my suggestion: 2007 Toyota Camry LE if the entire car won’t work here’s some individual suggestions: 1. 2.4 liter I4 2AZ-FE 2. Give the engine oil burning problems 3. Give it a 5-speed automatic or manual 4. Make it front wheel drive 5. Give it Toyota Camry badging 6. Make it a sedan 7. Give the engine features of the 2AZ-FE (compression ratio, block material etc)
My sugestions: 1 - monowheel 2 - a v12 or v16 that spins to 12k rpm and have less than 20hp (yes, it is possible) 3 - car with drivetrain like in 911 but with v12 or v16 P.S you said podwójna turbosprężarka like podłóżna turbosprezarka (long turbochaer)
i think... its time for electric POWAAAAAA, so a suzuki cappucino thingy with 500 electric horsepower but make it an offroad car with a roofbox and rack, WE DO IT
Idea: make the plainest car possible What i mean: just pick any body then just put an engine(if u cant just put an engine on the body then put the most minimal thing that the game would accept and make it the worst material)
I still say either a VW Bug/Beetle or a Fiat 500 (old school model) with a Lamborghini Countach 16 cylinder, quatro valve engine in it. Another challenge would be trying to create the best soap box derby car you can. There are no limits to what you create, but it can't have an engine or transmission of any kind. Obviously the only way you can test it is on a downhill race course.
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HEAR ME OUT: you should make a semi truck capable of towing atleast 80000 pounds while having under 100 horsepower with under 150 lb-ft of torque
semi TROCK
a yeas, a Scania
It needs like 100 gears
yehs 25 gears beast why not
So its basically an old tractor
Fun fact about the Polonez: a one-off version exists with a mid-mounted engine transplanted from a wrecked Lancia Stratos rally car. It was named "Stratopolonez", and it went rallying from late 1970s to mid 1980s.
Polonez was also available in UK in 1970'. Export version - was of better quality than those sold in country, but thats completly nothing change... What more can you expect from the products of communism :D
Every new commie-car as good as after falling off a cliff xD shaaame on that mess.
Got a poster of it, incredible car
As a professional polish person I was pleased with this episode truly one of the najlepszy samochód of all time
Man
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Rear mounted turbos are a real thing. They are done for better cooling and for cars with lack of space in the engine bay.
For when you are drag racing a Corvair.
The Vaydor G35 kit uses them as well, though in its case it's _entirely_ for stylistic reasons - the Vaydor is a full conversion bodykit for the Infiniti G35, a front-engine car, that attempts to make it look like a mid-engine supercar, so it places the turbos where the engine _would_ be if it was an actual supercar.
BETTER cooling!?!?!
@@chillieuwu
It's because the Turbos don't have to be tucked right next to the engine.
@@VestedUTuber my question is batter cooling how? There is zero airflow on the rear.
POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱 🔥🔥😎
Yt asked me to rate your comment so I rated your comment 5 starts
RAHHHHHHHH 🇱🇹
POLSKA GUROM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣
Pofwojna tutbospenzarka
Ziomek to brzmiało jak rosyjski
3:59 bro if my polish teacher heard that she would think thats russian
I agree like why tf did that sound like heavy from tf2
fax my grandma would question wth he was saying
💀
plussian
Zgadzam się xd
8:24 lovely harmonizing
An authentic Grog harmoy at 6,250 rpm
4:30 casually using a german plate.
WEVE BEEN OVER THIS
Gotta get a bit of the Trabi p601 in there somehow
Im Polish and i wanna say that i love how you said "podwójna trubosprężarka V10 silnik" or "Fso Bolonez"
Podwojna turbosprezarka
Grog: "Go Left!! What are you doing??..."
750hp engine mounted at the right side to fit the Turbo (by Grog) : "Am I joke to you???"
0:13 ITS A TONY!
yeah fso sold fiat 126p with some names after fiat licence expire it was called maluch "little one" cause fiat 125p was called "duży fiat" in english big fiat
I'm Polish and I'm happy 😂
M A L U C H
TONY KOWALSKI
TONY
11:27 "Mr president, there's been second Bolognese"
11:27 *
@@darksherif7784 yes, i made a mistake sorry
make the tiniest v16 possible or the biggest inline 3 possible
3:59 at least you have made an attempt, and you nailed "turbosprężarka" pretty decent
Its a good day when grog uploads
Yeah bro 👍
Facts
The irony in choosing an german license plate when wanting a polish one isnt lost on me... me as a german approves😂
Gotta get that East German side in somehow.......
After all, Berlin was technically inside of East Germany, but held by both sides.
"Avarage polish car" shows the most MSC car ever
Edit: im getting more likes on this comment then on my vids
The feetan
Fr
bro that's a fiat 126p and it's an actual car
@@CyprianSiewierski i know, but the fittan from msc is based on the fiat 126p
@@RUNNERUTG nope, the fittan is based on a fiat 127
Sorry Mr Grog, but handling and single front wheel will never work together. Why not remake, but with single FAT rear tire, and keep two wheels in front so it'll actually steer some?
Of even "better" - TWO wheels and car designed like a motorcycle!
It would be better if the engine wasn't on the side though
Emphasis on the FAT TYRE
Bad news!!!!
The Dacia sandero! Was delayed!!
Next automation video James May Dacia Sandero?
Oh Noo!!! Anyway....
WE NEED TO put a fully maxed out engine in a hatchback
4:28 is this supposed to be a ww1 WW2 joke?
I have watched youtube for geniunely a decade at this point and you might be the most entertaining person i have seen on this platform, seriously impressed and happy i have found your channel
I stayed up till 12am for this grog, you made it worth it!
as a croatian i really like your car designs. you have a bright future in the automotive industry. don't listen to the french people telling you otherwise.
Make a 3wheeled Volkswagen Passat with a hilariously undersized engine
Make the most unbalanced engine possible that's just under the verge of constantly wanting to explode
Damn, I Didn't Expected A Polonez Here, Greetings From Poland!
Make the turbo THE car in Automation. (just a giant single turbo on wheels, a hidden engine with no sounds, a lawn chair on top, a steering wheel and pedals, 1,000,000 psi, loudest noises from the turbo you can possibly make and godmode wheels so they don't fly off and become a bayblade and so much horsepower that the hidden v16 is on the verge of dying.)
"Late upload, on this channel? never!" proceeds to upload this at exactly 12:00 AM my time, lol
3:27 FSO Polonez mentioned
Grog im impressed, you almost spelled the podwójna turbosprężarka understandable 🔥
6:02 Zgodzę się z tym napisem.
This video is certified by the fia and if you dont agree ben will find you
You should make a car so dark you can’t even tell it’s a car. Like the world’s blackest paint. Engine, body, wheels, everything should be just black.
Make a ferrari with the mighty 1.9 TDI
4:26 „Ah, yes. That looks polish“ Proceeds to use a German License plate. Man, Germany and Poland don’t be good together 😂
Lets remember, those who played Jalopy had driven the trabant 601 with their uncle by their side
as a polish person, yes very polish
WE NEED A PICKUP TRUCK FOCUS FROM 2007 WITH A V16!
1:33 lmao yes, a car that just makes all the wrong noises and has turbo lag centered around 5000 RPM
you should make a sleeper with the same power as a top fuel dragster
I haven’t really expected to see any polish car in here. You made me smile A LOT!
create a car with 40 inch rear wheels and 5 inch front wheels
And FWD 😂
@@aydinlutmergp4885 oh yeah totally FWD
Make the beigemobil next, everything is beige, wheels beige, doors beige and make the engine so small and inefficient and boring it may as well be beige. Basically just make it as boring and beige as possible.
2:15 holy shit they added drake mobile💀💀💀💀
4:28 "Does this looks Polish?"
Uses a German license plate.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gives some "From Berlin to Warshawa in one tank" VW kinda vibes.
Am pretty sure Top Gear that too xD
Yeah, kinda sus. Looked if someone already had the comment
to be 100% accurate with the term "polish car" the quality of everything should be max at -15
thanks for the laugh sir :D when you slid that engine out of the center I cried a bit (while laughing already) what a trip
never change your character sprites mr grog
Suggestion for the next car: Build the 1.4 liter engine from the Satsuma (with a 2nd fuel injected, turbo charged, max hp config.)
First time I’ve seen any of your videos and I’m presented with a v10 3-wheeler with a cvt and a beach ball sized turbo. I like what I see
When your turbo is bigger than your truck
LMAO this is so funny, keep up the good work
“straight up fecal matter” 7:28
This phrase got me grounded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:Please make a big pickup truck with a BIG diesel engine and a big turbo. 2:If possible change the amount of black smoke exiting the exhaust to maximum to roll coal
Next video idea: Pontiac vibe but Jack the body up to the height of the average lifted truck, and put BIG wheels and a HUMONGOUS wing on it.
8:23 better than the actual engine sound
The Trabant 601 looks like it’s grinning at you
Nice to see grog upload videos at midnight here in the US because time zones and shit.
Make one of that SUPER lowered pickup trucks with too much chrome on it, VERY big chrome rims with the thinnest tires and all that American truck stuff (exhausts all the way to the roof)
you either have to make the most italian car or make the best car you could possibly think of, and then the worst and do a comparison
BTW i love your videos!!!
As a polish viewer .I drive a 2000hp i3 1.3L Citroen SM.(IRL)
Make a car with 5 wheel drive and name it the Cinco
(your videos always make me laugh btw. I love your style of smash cuts)
Grog accidentally created a TVR
That polish pronunciation was quite good, made me laugh.
Also: Clarkson has reviewed Polonez, he hated it as much as we did, it could break any moment
MAAANNN I love TG and GT refferance in your videos
i just woke up and this is what i see on my recommended. good content is officially joever
Holy shit, you spoke "Turbosprężarka" actually pretty nice!
Two real sleeper cars:
My friend's father had a friend at his work that took a Porsche 911 turbo engine and put it in the back of his VW bug.
My Dad's friend at work (he worked as an engineer at Fairchild Industries) who bought a military surplus afterburner and put it inside of some tiny Daihatsu (this was back in the 80's and my Dad didn't know the make of it). The car would drive like stink and get over 150 miles per gallon. Sadly, I don't have many more details on the specifics of the build, but this guy would drive the car to work every once in a while.
Just happened to download this a couple days ago lol. What a beast
IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT IF YOU MADE A CAR SOUND LIKE JEREMY CLARKSON SAYING BRILLIANT
7am?!
Smash! New grogvid!
Idea for GrogTV merch! What if you made the animated grogs into stickers. You could have loads of fun with them and a ton of variations already exist of animated grog. Think of the possibilities: a happy grog on your dashboard, finnish grog in your garage for that authentic my summer car feeling, pointing grog at your doorbell so they never miss it again. Place those basterds where ever you can think of! Sad grog inside the funeral home, mad grog at the vegan section of the supermarket, canadian grog at the border crossing to canada and so much more! Do you thinks this is a good idea?
the amount of effort he puts into making the gooberiest cars on the planet is crazy
i know you showed the Trabant 601 as a joke but i genuinely like that honestly
For Automation suggestion for next project: a sausage looking veichle, pls. with sausage wheels, sausage power, sausage engine :)
just for laughs :D
amazing video, btw grog!
Fun fact: F1 had to ban cvt's because race engineered ones would actually keep the cars in the peak powerband and stuff.
as a person from poland i can totally agree that that it looks like a polish car👍
You made me wake up at 1 AM before my first day to college classes.
Damn you.
Fun fact 1: When i was on a holiday in The Czech Republic many years ago, i saw a modified (ricer) Trabant 601.. Sounded awfully hilarious. Fun fact 2: In Berlin, there's a Trabant museum
Polish numbers, *puts german license plate. That's dark 😂😂😂
make a car with a very tiny engine but with a massive turbo and make it rev to the moon and beyond
1 am grog upload goes crazy
As a polish person i can say thats very accurate
WHO LET DIS MAN IN DA GARAGE?!
After a year of thinking, I’ve thoguht of my suggestion: 2007 Toyota Camry LE
if the entire car won’t work here’s some individual suggestions:
1. 2.4 liter I4 2AZ-FE
2. Give the engine oil burning problems
3. Give it a 5-speed automatic or manual
4. Make it front wheel drive
5. Give it Toyota Camry badging
6. Make it a sedan
7. Give the engine features of the 2AZ-FE (compression ratio, block material etc)
I love that my language sounds like drunken gibberish 🎉🇵🇱
5:31
Ghostbusters and back to the future drooling from the mouth 💀
My sugestions:
1 - monowheel
2 - a v12 or v16 that spins to 12k rpm and have less than 20hp (yes, it is possible)
3 - car with drivetrain like in 911 but with v12 or v16
P.S you said podwójna turbosprężarka like podłóżna turbosprezarka (long turbochaer)
Speaking of top gear did you hear that the grand tour is ending.
NASCAR body and a dragster spoiler
9:46 10/10 "GET OUT!", completely unexpected
The aggressive turn and shouting this thing at the turbo
Make the worlds fast Single Decker bus, Name it Bob, then make the world’s fastest Double Decker bus, name it Gertrude
i think... its time for electric POWAAAAAA, so a suzuki cappucino thingy with 500 electric horsepower but make it an offroad car with a roofbox and rack, WE DO IT
Make a 2008 toyota hiace with rear wheel drive, extremely big turbo and V16 or Flat engine and put teimo on the top of the car
a truck that defies every american law
Idea: make the plainest car possible
What i mean: just pick any body then just put an engine(if u cant just put an engine on the body then put the most minimal thing that the game would accept and make it the worst material)
Had to sub this is too good mate😂
"Bottom of the Mariachi trench"
The Mexican people will be proud of you 🤣🤣🤣
I'm Definitely Not 12 Hours Late...
lol
me too😅
I still say either a VW Bug/Beetle or a Fiat 500 (old school model) with a Lamborghini Countach 16 cylinder, quatro valve engine in it.
Another challenge would be trying to create the best soap box derby car you can. There are no limits to what you create, but it can't have an engine or transmission of any kind. Obviously the only way you can test it is on a downhill race course.
Where will the driver go?
@@istillplayroblox6952 In the front bonnet. There's no engine there.
8:23 *Grog makes car noise*
Me: *Dies of laughter*