DSP'S MUM DID HIS HAIR UNTIL HE WAS 17!

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl Год назад +175

    What a coincidence, Phil's hair and Leanna both groomed at 17✂🐼

  • @MundaneDave
    @MundaneDave Год назад +60

    You take your time Steve. Don't get burned out. I think we can all tell you put a lot of work into these. Big ups for this tiny 3 hour clip.

  • @Supervandal
    @Supervandal Год назад +19

    I can’t wait for these Steve videos inevitably be referred to as “exhibit A” in a court case.

  • @dspsrecedinghairline
    @dspsrecedinghairline Год назад +32

    Well this is my new favorite bedtime story.

  • @ihavethegaul
    @ihavethegaul Год назад +27

    Brushing the hair until 16-17 is some Oedipus level stuff

  • @bananajones4121
    @bananajones4121 Год назад +17

    Steve's done more work for a video about Phil's bad back lie than Phil has done for ANYTHING in his 15-year career. Big ups, Steve!

  • @laughingseal2282
    @laughingseal2282 Год назад +34

    Phil is the way he is exactly because of his parents overprotecting him and spoiling him. They are lucky he didn't turn into a criminal, to be honest.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +7

      his mother literally paid his backtax (he admit in episode ten of A Beggars Journey by xMortis). He said his ten year plan, exaggerated his legacy to his mother for over an hour he claimed and then she sent him a blank cheque(british style spelling 😅) to reduce what he claimed was his depression.. aka the two big bills

    • @GammaRingHunter
      @GammaRingHunter Год назад +17

      He is a criminal he just hasn't been caught

    • @gabrieltorres7596
      @gabrieltorres7596 Год назад +11

      in some ways dsp is a criminal. using wrestling terms he's trying to be the late eddie guerrero and his catchphrase "i lie, i cheat, i steal" but trying to do it literally.

    • @irelandspacifist6156
      @irelandspacifist6156 Год назад +6

      he is a fraudster
      he couldnt even be amanly criminal
      he had to go to the weakest and snakeiest, couldnt even assault someone or something

    • @frankbooth2879
      @frankbooth2879 5 месяцев назад

      he's an aggragated lying e-panhandler while buying Hogans

  • @DickStrokingPhilVlogs
    @DickStrokingPhilVlogs Год назад +8

    “On your face, there’s white hairs... and then there’s fucking patches” saw me off, well in Steve

  • @mrxtravagent7130
    @mrxtravagent7130 Год назад +10

    Best video title in the history of RUclips! Big ups Steve!! You absolute legend

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +1

      It is literally one of the nicest mythbuster videos about Phil being caught contradicting himself, with his own words 💯
      He cannot win, against this..
      its so good, steve would win in any court with an honest judge...

  • @someguy510bayarea
    @someguy510bayarea Год назад +4

    I think as Phil got older and he found out that norms of mothers combing their children’s hair after a certain age, he finally realized that teenagers and young adults want their independence. Phil never had that. He most likely mentioned that to people and his social circle saw that as “weird”, which it is. To him, it wasn’t.
    It’s why societal norms are alien to Phil. He was coddled early in life: all obstacles and a hint of adversity was removed for him. When someone pushes back on his lies, he gets upset. It’s why he drinks, as a coping mechanism, to handle the pressure of life. He’s never had to. He’s forever a child.

  • @Fellow.Tractor
    @Fellow.Tractor Год назад +6

    I wish you a swift recovery and the best of luck.
    May you recover fully throughout this surgery and be blessed with health.

  • @billbrasky1318
    @billbrasky1318 Год назад +9

    As a man who knew he was going to lose his hair early and did by age 25, I feel the same way about my glorious beard as you do your magnificent locks, Steve

  • @ElectrabuzzXD
    @ElectrabuzzXD Год назад +15

    Thank you so much, Steve, for all of the hard work you put into making these videos. This is the actual meaningful cahntent. This has made me day brother 👍

  • @MrTheGameNarrator
    @MrTheGameNarrator Год назад +5

    Great to see you back Steve. Dont burn yourself out dude. Always love seeing you on That being said

  • @TheMovieGuy240
    @TheMovieGuy240 Год назад +4

    He has risen!!! 😂
    This'll get me through a small chunk of work today. Thanks brother

  • @joonaskalandermbyidk
    @joonaskalandermbyidk Год назад +3

    At the point where I watch a 3 hour in-depth commentary on Phils hair at night, I feel like I’m getting too deep into the vortex, but it is what it is😂

  • @o__I___O___I__o
    @o__I___O___I__o Год назад +10

    Thank god you are alive sir! We could not do this without you 🌞🌞🌞

  • @12345678900987659101
    @12345678900987659101 Год назад +1

    The hair combing lore is so funny because Phil retconned it once he realized everyone was laughing at him for it.

  • @glenzelaya6407
    @glenzelaya6407 Год назад +4

    when he cut back to her and she showed the wolverine toy......priceless😍😍😍

  • @bpa5721
    @bpa5721 Год назад +3

    He really said that? The hair thing? I thought he said something that was then interpreted into him meaning that his mum did his hair till he was 17. Unbelievable. So here's the thing, what if he still doesn't do his hair, but Kat has to do it. Didn't he look completely greasy and unkempt during the time he was separating from Panda? I mean, we all know he can't do shit. Can't cook, clean, do his laundry, do minor repairs, take the garbage out properly, set up simple OBS profiles. But what if he is even too stupid (or rather too lazy to learn how) to comb his own hair at 41 years of age?

  • @orly9246
    @orly9246 Год назад +3

    You can imagine him at 16 “mom wtf ack ack ack ack ack ack, how do I use a comb it doesn’t say ack ack ack ack dood”

  • @Winterstrife89
    @Winterstrife89 Год назад +4

    I know Western households are adverse towards it but Phil definately needed an ass kicking from his parents when he was young, that would have set him right.
    Him being spoiled and shelthered by his parents is why we have this human waste of space right now.

  • @partialartist
    @partialartist Год назад +5

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS THE BIGGEST OF UPS

  • @MrPopularity100
    @MrPopularity100 Год назад +5

    Always a great day when Steve of the Dead uploads a new video. Look forward to it every year!

  • @TheAxeGrinder
    @TheAxeGrinder Год назад +3

    Some psychology major could do their dissertation on Phil and then some.

  • @teddyshapedsoap
    @teddyshapedsoap Год назад +5

    THANK YOU, STEVE! ❤

  • @emmapeel4299
    @emmapeel4299 Год назад +8

    So glad for the upload. I concur with others. Take it easy on yourself especially since surgery coming up. Hopefully sweet Gypsy kitty is on the mend soon. It not, you are tending to her and keeping her comfy. She’ll be your healing cat 🐈‍⬛ after surgery. It shows you put your best work out. We’ll be here for you when you are ready.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад

      Are you attempting to use my word! I concur. We should make a 'concerted effort' to use our own words as to not look like oic making socks to appear as four memberships.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад

      hah😅

  • @killergrooves2438
    @killergrooves2438 Год назад +1

    At 18 in the U.S., you are required by federal law to sign up for the draft if you are a male. I was still in high school when I had to register for the draft. At age 17, DSP’s mom was combing his hair.
    At 17 I was already in two bands and fielding legitimate offers to go on tour around the U.S. And I’m not saying I was working the coal mines by 17. I was a late bloomer. But my mom stopped combing my hair in elementary school. I was already choosing my clothes and doing my own hair way before middle school.

  • @KlausVolfield
    @KlausVolfield Год назад +4

    Steve of the Undead

  • @josukehigashikata7769
    @josukehigashikata7769 Год назад +4

    Yo big ups Steve thanks for making my day

  • @J-Dawg81
    @J-Dawg81 Год назад +1

    this in depth hair analysis is hilarious guys, I'm serious

  • @bendyloco
    @bendyloco Год назад

    This was the best, Steven! I can hear Dave’s mom say “you go to school to learn, not for a fashion show” as she licks her palm and smothers, I mean mothers his hairline

  • @monkai666
    @monkai666 Год назад +1

    Wait a minute, is he really blaming his Mum for his peoples eyebrow hairline? By using a comb? This is why I like following Phils antics, you blink and miss a golden nugget. Thanks for the video Steve, hope you're well.

  • @NuclearDetractor
    @NuclearDetractor Год назад +1

    Speaking of hairstyles, Steve's locks are looking so fresh. Metal AF but silky smooth and beautiful. I'd be lying (like Phil) if I said i'm not jealous. I had long hair for awhile, but when my hair started receding on the sides I started buzzing it. Unlike Phil who has done the opposite. It's tough watching your hair line recede but it's something a lot of us guys deal with and we just adapt. We don't blame our parents for combing our hair wrong when we were kids (or up to age 17).

    • @NuclearDetractor
      @NuclearDetractor Год назад

      I wrote this before the in depth hair analysis segment. I gotta say, i deeply loved the hyper analysis of Phil's hair. It's something the detractor community has neglected for far too long.

  • @Onikage1985
    @Onikage1985 Год назад +2

    Did he really call Showa Day shower day 😂😅

  • @brownbear5258
    @brownbear5258 Год назад +1

    I haven't slept well since that last Steve of the Dead video. IF I could get on my hands and knees to thank you I would.

  • @Phillionare
    @Phillionare Год назад +1

    Thank you for your hard work. Your videos and your presence on any stream is marked by a unique touch and special humor. We sincerely appreciate your participation as a contestant, but above all, thank you for being you. We are all eagerly hoping for your success.

    • @ArchangelSteve
      @ArchangelSteve  Год назад +1

      Thank you so much for this, I'm really touched. I'm happy I've been able to make you laugh and be part of your day, and it means more than you could know to be included in your messages, and have you make me funny through them. The biggest of ups to you, Sir Regis.

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 Год назад +1

    I can see Phil having his mother comb his hair until he was 16 or 17 but the line about him determining his own haircut after that is the real lie. I think the super short cut was a way to have his cake and eat it too. He wanted to get away from his mom doing it but he definitely didn't want the responsibility of combing it himself. So the super short cut requires no effort from Phil himself while also being a way to assert his own will.
    If that is his thought process, it would also suggest that Phil's mom was overly involved in other aspects of his life and he felt suffocated by that. Also, maybe some of his lack of life skills could stem from the same overprotectiveness.

  • @rockguitarist8907
    @rockguitarist8907 Год назад +4

    Glad your cat is doing better Steve 🙏

  • @HomethaSick
    @HomethaSick Год назад +2

    A new Steve of the Dead upload? Let me go grab some snacks and a cold beer.

  • @stewrmo
    @stewrmo Год назад +3

    You won't remember me but I commented in the past about knowing your journey mate. Disability, drugs, NHS, it's all a mindfuck. I wish you all the very best mate. We're here for you and can't wait for the new content.

  • @KeyScales
    @KeyScales Год назад +1

    Amazing how this came out on Mother's Day LMAO

  • @freeicecreen
    @freeicecreen Год назад +1

    I'll give Phil the benefit of the doubt here, I think he honestly just meant that when his mom cut/styled his hair every couple weeks for babby Phil, and he just didn't do anything special to it on his own between those times. I don't have Phil's exact hair, my hair is thicker than Phil, but my hair never grows much longer than a couple inches (I can't do cool long haired styles), and so now I like it in a style that I can just kind of let it fall after airdrying and when it gets too out of control that I need a bunch of brushing and styling in the morning every couple months, that's when I need a trip to the cutters.
    I bet he was the same, he just let it lay after his shower (I hope he was having them regularly back then) and ran his hair through it to get it to look like he wanted it and Momma Burnell would trim it once it got too unruly. In this case, his big buzzcut moment would be the first time he thought through a style he wanted and went out and got it done how he wanted, which is a big moment when you're young, it's part of taking control of yourself. I bet he went up to his parents, gave some big angry speech, they were like "cool give it a shot" and he has spent his whole life acting like he just spoke truth to power.
    Of course, that makes his complaints even worse, it's not like she was constantly combing it or ripping hairs out, she was just styling it like a normal person does, and Phil has blamed her for twenty-plus years. He's turning completely normal interactions between a mother and son (maybe a bit too over-protective mom, but nothing Norma Bates) into some abusive, damaging thing to feel bitter about decades later and blaming his mom for literal nature. No one's mom is perfect, but I can't imagine going out of your way to come up with reasons to be mad at my mom.

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile Год назад

      Why would you ever give Phil the benefit of the doubt? He's a manbaby, a compulsive liar, and a lazy hogman... it's perfectly believable that Linda combed her Lil Snortster's hair until he was old enough to drive.

  • @thematuzalem7220
    @thematuzalem7220 Год назад +3

    Rejoice! He is risen!

  • @tomg5187
    @tomg5187 Год назад +1

    The hair segment was insane, the levels of delusion 😮😂

  • @tomg5187
    @tomg5187 Год назад +2

    22:44 That was me a year ago mate, codeine, 8 30’mg a day. And the rest that I would buy. Now I’m free and clear. Best of luck pal! I’ve felt that pain it’s awful but it ain’t forever 😊🫡

  • @duke_zippy
    @duke_zippy Год назад +1

    Loved the Bottom reference "Tell me, do you use Timotei?". DSP could be a weird combination of both Richard Richard and Eddie Hitler as 1) Richard Richard is a hopelessly addicted to wanking and 2) Eddie Hitler is hopelessly addicted to alcohol. At least Eddie has Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog as friends though whereas DSP has none.

    • @ArchangelSteve
      @ArchangelSteve  Год назад

      Fuck, now I REALLY want to make this video...

    • @duke_zippy
      @duke_zippy Год назад

      @@ArchangelSteve Gets worse mate. Watched Dimension Jump not too long ago which made me think what an Ace Phil would be like and how he would react (pun) to DSP.

  • @BatteryExhausted
    @BatteryExhausted Год назад +1

    54:35 is brilliant 😂

  • @chrismcmeekin9943
    @chrismcmeekin9943 Год назад +2

    Just when I think he can't possibly say anything else to leave me completely dumbfounded, here it is. It's amazing he just lets this slip as an excuse for why he's balding, what?! What are we gonna find out next, his mom wiped for him until he was 13? What else you got Dark?

  • @michaelkitchin9665
    @michaelkitchin9665 Год назад +1

    Phil was definitely a legal adult by then. He was old enough to work full time. As for the hair combing, maybe he just always fucked it up? What if his own mother couldn't trust him to do it right? Even now, he runs a comb through the tap and slicks it back like a grease lake.

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety 10 месяцев назад +1

    We are so incredibly lucky to have you
    Edit: Mom ruined muh hair and Auntie gave me Gout!!

  • @MrListonK
    @MrListonK Год назад

    I really enjoy your long form videos, Steve. Same with TBS.
    All that aside, I really hope your back issues will be addressed soon. A close member or my family is going in for back surgery at the end of this month, amd they're in panic/anxiety mode about the whole thing. They've lived with severe back issues, which has lead to nerve issues into the left leg, and having to assist/support them, I have the utmost empathy for how that can wear you down as a person. Please hang in there. Setbacks suck, but you're almost there, man.
    Sorry for the late comment, just saw this whole video today.

  • @miker706
    @miker706 Год назад +1

    Start of the video, Steeve : so i know its been a while.
    Me: ahh yeah its been MONTHS YEARS DECADES PHIL LOOKS 80 YEARS OL-... OH WAIT THATS HOW HE NORMALLY LOOKS 😅 Glad to see you put out a video steeve ❤

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 Год назад +1

    That's ABSOLUTELY him admitting his mom did his hair til 16 or 17. No way to spin that. He's so insecure about his hair he blurted it out. "My mom always DID my hair like that". Did being the operative word, as in performing an action.

  • @CyaAqua
    @CyaAqua Год назад +1

    MOOOM, NEW STEVE OF THE DEAD UPLOAD! GRAB THE POPCORN!

  • @69inetails
    @69inetails Год назад +2

    Biggest of ups ❤❤ your vids are worth the wait

  • @martinprince7773
    @martinprince7773 Год назад +1

    So glad to see you doing videos again 🙏 I have been watching lots of the TBS pahdcasts, but these analysis videos are great 👍

  • @Jdeadevil
    @Jdeadevil Год назад +1

    Lol Lola's awesome, loved that segment.

  • @psychodad4434
    @psychodad4434 Год назад +1

    Yes. YES. A fucking Steve video, my week is made.

  • @aBsoluteZero76
    @aBsoluteZero76 Год назад +2

    Great to see you back. Take it easy though mate

  • @bankleaks1217
    @bankleaks1217 Год назад +1

    Reminds me of the depth from someone like Dr. Todd Grande but much more entertaining.

  • @Maximusls2400
    @Maximusls2400 Год назад

    Separately yall make great content but together yall are the justice league

  • @willpenn966
    @willpenn966 Год назад +1

    STEVE YOURE ALIVE!

  • @lordmegawin1.5superultrame85
    @lordmegawin1.5superultrame85 Год назад

    This is the first multi hour video I've watched about hair

  • @Adrian-lm1vi
    @Adrian-lm1vi Год назад

    A new Steve short, wonderful

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 Год назад

    "And the next object is...a lie"

  • @SuddenFool
    @SuddenFool Год назад +1

    1:24:00 I had no idea Phil was a flat earther. Everything makes sense now.

  • @RudolvonStroheim
    @RudolvonStroheim Год назад +2

    Take it easy, Steve and Gypsy. ❤

  • @michaelsolo3286
    @michaelsolo3286 Год назад

    My son is 4 and a half years old and already knows how to brush his hair. And does a pretty damn good job doing it too! Embarrassing DSP!

  • @kecukraftwork1988
    @kecukraftwork1988 Год назад

    Best of luck with the hospital visit! Hope all things go well!

  • @bankleaks1217
    @bankleaks1217 Год назад +1

    👏Amazing, really. Great to get stoned and listen to while gaming.

  • @Aitcheoz
    @Aitcheoz Год назад +1

    Time for some Steveie of the dead OH LAWD NOW ITS TIME FOR BED!

  • @matthias8368
    @matthias8368 Год назад

    I’m glad your video is out and Steve I pray you finally get your surgery.

  • @Bosie24
    @Bosie24 Год назад +2

    Awe, No, Puir Wee Scone😿 Glad She is feeling better, Bless Her 🥰🙏🏼😻💖

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel Год назад +1

    Oh lord now It's time for bed..

  • @babymangaming-uo7vt
    @babymangaming-uo7vt Год назад

    Steve of the Dead, Robo Steve, I'll listen to either. Well done gent and robot.

  • @mcdoogle_robotman
    @mcdoogle_robotman Год назад

    After 3000 years Steve of the Dead released a video.

  • @Mortheous
    @Mortheous Год назад +1

    Steve video psychological style host!

  • @GinSoakedBrain
    @GinSoakedBrain Год назад +2

    Windows being a detractor to a detractor ... hmmmm.

  • @StationaryBeggar
    @StationaryBeggar Год назад +2

    Take your time dood. Good to see ya.

  • @monkai666
    @monkai666 Год назад

    Advice for balding, tattoo your head. Then male pattern baldness becomes a long running game of Catchphrase. Great fun.

  • @ObijeeTeeVee
    @ObijeeTeeVee Год назад

    Yay! Longform Steve is back! Feckin ayyy!

  • @Fluctuatingmiasma
    @Fluctuatingmiasma 4 месяца назад

    I bet kids at school found out his mom did his hair before school and made fun of him so he went home and threw a fit

  • @javdog608
    @javdog608 Год назад

    Big ups Steve great video my guy , glad your doing better

  • @otbc1999
    @otbc1999 Год назад

    Love the Bottom clips!!

  • @ProfessorxVile
    @ProfessorxVile Год назад +1

    I'll bet Phil's mother breastfed him until he moved to Washington.

  • @davidriley8316
    @davidriley8316 Год назад

    Under 3 hours. What is this bullocks? Just kidding, mate. It's great having a new video of yours. And I hope you're feeling better. COVID is rough.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад

      Mesima mush rooms....
      And cbg from hemp.. in the pubMed ❤

  • @Vikes1011
    @Vikes1011 Год назад +1

    YESSSSS THANKS STEVE SUNDAY NIGHT COMPLETE

  • @Dudebrotheguy
    @Dudebrotheguy Год назад +1

    Let me watch a nice short video before starting to write my paper ....

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 Год назад

    Oh this is neat we got a guest.

  • @cn-fo
    @cn-fo Год назад +1

    big ups!

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 Год назад

    @1:43:00 (around there) whoa his salon sounds great! Makes me wish I wasn't balding and shaving my head. I always liked the asmr of scissors cutting.

  • @DedAlexFive
    @DedAlexFive Год назад

    Big ups House of the Dead Fan Style Steve of the Dead!

  • @Filip_Agrippa
    @Filip_Agrippa Год назад +3

    Nothing about DSP is normal. Not even his livelihood. Complaining about video games and begging for money on streams is not normal.

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile Год назад

      "When I was younger, I was very different from all the other children"
      -- DSP, "The Wolverine Story"

  • @tiffytastic3356
    @tiffytastic3356 Год назад

    I missed you!! I haven't watched it yet but I love your content. Like I think I could listen to you talk about anything really. Also I like how we're at the point where 3 hours is considered short. XD I hope you're doing well and I'll try and remember to come back and comment after I finish watching the vid. ^^

  • @DJMcFlinty
    @DJMcFlinty 3 месяца назад

    Even his retcon is embarrassing, my mother cut my hair most of my life because she owned a hair salon at 1 point and has the equipment still. But by even 10 it was my decision on how i wanted it cut (as a guy my answer was "short" until I grew it out around 20 and now my answer is long 😂)

  • @BatteryExhausted
    @BatteryExhausted Год назад

    Authentic Italian Hair 🇮🇹

  • @PMGkid86
    @PMGkid86 Год назад

    Ur man Phil suffers from the typical American culture of upbringing. Alot of mums here are like helicopter mums, it's like they like they try to attach the umbilical cord back again. Sometimes its like something out of the Waltons. It is possible His mum could have some trauma that she transferred on to him. They Could've lived in the sticks, the middle of no where, his only friend was a squirrel. I'm not kidding. It seems Phil gaslights his audience to try to gain some control, he doesn't see his behavior is abnormal because it's all he's knows. My American husband had an interesting upbringing. If it happened in the UK he'd be put into fostercare. My American husband didn't see his behavior as normal either. We even went to a marriage counsellor with him thinking it was me. The marriage counsellor told him he needed to see a trauma counsellor!! half way through my husband just said you just saw it didn't you. Yes i see when things aren't normal. My husband's family is the first i ever met thats seems to thrive on chaos!

  • @yesitstrue6285
    @yesitstrue6285 Год назад

    Perfect style hairline style

  • @pimpsonparade
    @pimpsonparade 10 месяцев назад

    "...make that a constant in the equation that's manually entered in..." 1:24:37
    Words cannot describe how much I hate when Phil tries to sound like he knows anything about the universe other than what the best card happens to be this week in WWE Champions.