Aliens Thought Humans Were "Weak"… Until They Joined Our Army | Best HFY Stories
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the moment the Drill Sergeant said "10minutes" i knew he was taking it veeeery easy on the guests.
Right “yall have 2 minutes to get in full battle rattle and be in formation”
Complaining about old rations reminded me of my army experience. Once I got a canned meat that was older than me.
LMAO. I purchased a couple at a gun show that could have been my daddy!😅😂
only once? can reserves regularly get rations from 42. 43 44 and 1945 ! but that was back in 70s and 80s?
That's where you need a few jars of spices and someone in the group who knows how to cook.
@@artwerks once that I CAN remember. I was born in '72 and the can was from '69. I got cans my age or a bit younger on a regular basis.
did you manage to get it out onto a tray?
considering he eat a ration dating to the Boer War.
You know hearing the names of at least a couple of characters, I can't help but to think that whoever wrote the story, took the names for at least two of the characters from an anime.
Ssssssshhhhhhhhh
@@guardbrosfielddesk you're a funny one
I hope this story continues I wanna hear about Frieren beyond journeys end
When I was qualifying on the the Marine Corps rifle range, we had guys commonly earning the crossed rifles "Expert" rifle badge when shooting with "iron sights" at targets at 800 yards, lol.
😂its basic, its to weed out the weak from the less weak and usable
To be fair, drillseargents are a different breed
"How do you even imagine to survive combat if you can't even get through basic training?"
You can't
Roger that
Sounds like Russian conscripts.
Even today?
Sounds like usa drafts
Omg!! I was sending a message and not paying attention at the moment. “Fire your weapon the enemy is coming to F your corpse”
😂😂😂 what the heck is going on!!
these stories were exactly what i never knew i needed in my life
Freiren? Himmil? Now, where have I heard that before? 🤔
yeah...souds oddly familiar😉
i am utterly confused why those characters are called by their attributes in german
Welp, frieren is what you do when it gets cold and Himmel is what you see when you look up, as long as there is nothing obstructing your view.
Happy to help :)
@@majinplaton i think the furry called "feeling cold" is hilarious
The author is a person of culture.
18.30 Sméagol makes his appearance in the mud. These pics are brilliant.
"and human kept calling him a furry" . i dont know what to react except, dang
"90 earth degrees" is a statement most of earth would disagree about😂
I cant wait for Americans to make first contact with an alien race just so we can make Imperial measurements the official earth standard
maybe right angles are different in space :)
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 But they were talking about temperature. And as far as I know *most* nations use the metric system rather than the imperial one, which is used by only a handful of nations (if even that)
I'd love a part 2 to this story
As a human, I remember thinking many of the same things in basic training. It annoyed me when I didn't know if I could keep running while the Drill Sargent was running backward next to me.
This is so cool that I can actually watch the pics and and follow the story and all the creatures are there first time I've ever seen it
That happens in quite a few (not all) of the stories on this channel. Also, they're using real people as voice actors, not AI, which is becoming a novelty at this point.
hahahaha! this was great! i can just imagine the looks on their faces when someone explains to them this was just BASIC training. rangers and special forces get it WAY worse
Calling Farenheit "earth degrees" when only one country uses it is such a movie alien thing to do. Since earth is apparently just the United States to them.
I mean it seems to be centrys old their is no way to know they aren't talking about Celsius or 194 ferinhiet
Or the training base was in the US. And back in the 80s the US military used both. Maps were done in clicks. And we were told the M16 had an effective range of 400 meters and the M249 was 800 meters.
Sorry but American public schools can't teach most of their students to read or do basic math, we're never going to go metric.
They are learning what is more important. DEI. Lol the school system has been shit for decades. Yes I know some schools and teachers are good. Not the majority. And remember Albert Einstein dropped out cause the school sucked.
@@austinklassens7977Kelvin scale
Being in the army this one made me go,"yeaaaaa 🙂" too much
I was kind of disappointed by the lack of PT belts, and no private being "killed" for lacking a battle buddy
Government mandated work out regimes, i actually kinda wish we had those now 😂😂
imagine is at some point the old drill sergeant bust out the old M1 garant to teach a lesson about iron sight this would kill me for sure
There was a guy during basic that we called ‘special k’. Still makes me giggle 40 years later.
15:23
We're as deadly serious as Simo Häyhä!
This one should have been Guardbro's lol
Pretty good story, not too much repetitiveness.
I'm the one who wrote it lol
@@guardbrosfielddesk I kinda had a feeling. Good story, I need that other half. Hope for the likes lol
@@guardbrosfielddesk Keep up the good work was really entertaining.
This site is far and away the best in all categories: voice actors, scripting, story line, and production. The stories, like this one, are able to take a novel idea or a tired old scenario and run with it, creating a fresh and engaging presentation. Kudos earned and awarded❕🏆🎖🎖🎖
Like the live voice narrators - and seeing who it is in the opening.
Interesting. Does this mean humans have become more militeristic in the future? Or is this because the alien recruits are much more civilean so they don't know much about their own world's military? Or perhaps most alien culture evolve towards more a naturalistic aproach and human organize fighting isn't as common with other.
I wonder if the future human government have mandatory military training like Korea does. I enjoy that gun safety has become incomporated to the education system.
Of course this assumes that all the information we learn about the humans through the aliens is true and not exaggerated rumours.
Yes that is a possibility that the story is embellished.
Swiss has mandatory training as well.
@@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233and no wars for well over 200 years
😂 im a 145 lbs, 5'9" human male. I earned expert rifleman, and expert grenadier badges. I run a 4.12 mile.
I am the average infantryman.
I hope the aliens are ready for the average. Please, lead me to Valhalla.
16:07 they did not just make that joke 😂😂😂
What joke?
American school system lol
@@guardbrosfielddesktrain with riffles in schools?
America?
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
So do those rations!
Himmil the Hero and Frairen the Elf mage? 😁
😮
Not bad. Please continue this storyline.
yes, please do! I want to see the aliens' transformation into "human" soldiers.
Wait, kid meddling with rifle in school. Is it a reference to that school in Russia where students line up to play with an AKM?
Yea I had a manager that came from Eastern European nation. And fondly talked about talked about the AK training in high school. And most of us just looked at her. With a so what look.
I sure hope we get to those 1000 likes. I would love part 2. :D
Fun story, can't wait for more!
Wonderful story! I listened to Frairen's growing agast and distainful attitude on her first day of human boot camp regarding what she viewed as the "Basic" nature of human military training, and then finally her very low opinion and attitude towards the "neolithic" human rifle that had no micro-reactor, no railgun or plasma balls, and was a rifle that did little more then simply use propellent to throw a cone of metal, and to her utter amazement and dismay, also had an actual separate bayonet knife that could be attached to the rifle with a mounting lug. Her unspoken but obvious wondering of how that knife could possibly be of ANY use in a modern war was just hilarious and immediately prompted me to think of the character Ace from the original release of the Sci-Fi movie "Starship Troopers" with his very similar attitude in boot camp toward the "questionable" value of learning how to throw knives in what was essentially a nuke war, his question regarding that to his Drill Instructor Zim, and Zim's notable answer. That plus Frairen's attitude then prompted the following crossover scene in my mind....
(Frairen, very frustrated, calls out loudly to the drill instructor who is standing some 20-25 feet away) "Sir, I don't understand. Who needs an ancient bayonet in a modern war anyway? All you gotta do is pull a trigger, Sir. (The drill instructor speaking loudly) Everyone pay attention! (Addresses Frairen) Put your hand against that tree soldier. (Frairen hesitates and the drill instructor repeats using a "Command Tone") PUT! YOUR! HAND! AGAINST! THAT! TREE! (Frairen unsure but obeys) (The drill instructor promptly grabs another bayonet and throws it, perfectly impaling the palm of Frairen's hand to the tree and she yells in pain) The drill instructor calmly walks over to a groaning Frairen and gestures to her bloody hand still pinned to the tree by the bayonet and loudly says to everyone present) The Enemy Cannot Pull A Trigger If You Disable His Hand! (He then loudly yells "MEDIC!!" and walks away) 😅 yeah, I know, but I couldn't help it lol. P.S. VERY NICELY NARRATED! Delightful story! Is there a part 2 out there or in the works? The ending seemed to be an obvious lead in to the next chapter. I would love to see Frairen's skills grow until she is promoted into a leadership role.
Mr Crabs can be really mean.
After hearing the part in the story .. she describes a Energy-Shield- Melee Race and is wondering about Bayonets ?
I think the enemy can use his free hand to shoot his rifle.
@@ericdunn7352 Yep!......until you knife that one too.......
I really appreciate hearing these voice.Actors doing other stories besides manga. Team. Considering this voice actor is famous for doing a character called kit Honda.😊😊
Second that. Better then that damn AI shit.
Good story and narration!!
Good to hear a real human reading. I refuse to listen to those weird AI-generated voices.
oh... lmao elf and hero got alien'd
I hate that i miss bootcamp
Not too bad, though the Range part was way over the top. You don't expose a recruit so green, he pisses grass and can't tell the muzzle from the stock of his rifle to "advanced" training methods and I somehow doubt that anywhere life ammo is used in a fashion similar to what was described. Additionally, D.I. Marshall failed her duties. When she inspected the feet of Frairen she either must have seen something to alert her and then she would have recommended grabbing fresh socks and powder or possibly send her to the medics - who knows, your run of the mill human foot powder could turn into acid or some crap due to their secretions. Why make a point of something so mundane? Because it is the duty of every Officer and NCO to take care of the physical well being of each and every one person under their command. ESPECIALLY when they're fresh meat on the grinder.
Calm down, _fun police_
I think the DI's getting physical all the time is just plain wrong.
It's the one thing you don't do as DI
@@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 Except it was common place in the old army, not the pussified new army. Drill Sergeants should be allowed to get rough with recruits who need the shock to their system. Combat doesn't care about your feelings.
@@GuardbrosFieldRadiothat wasn't allowed even back then, but during times of war the military overlooked it as it was necessary to get soldiers quickly into shape.
Uhm... 1800 fell out after the first few weeks of training, and only now, after a more than 6-mile march did they reach a training site?
-A- training site, not -the- training site.
Got the arrangement of the iron sights backward.
Eh? Rear sight is usually a circle or other such peep sight and the front can be a anything from a post, a Y, or a W
@@guardbrosfielddesk At one point when one of the aliens is explaining the irons to the MC, he says there's a single post at the back and a Y at the end of the barrel. The Single post, whether with wings or not, is placed at the end of the barrel, and has been for 500 years.The Y goes at the back, and has been since firearms first got sights. It's due to the way the human eye works. The peep sight has taken over because it's more instinctive.
Given that, later in the story, when she's actually firing the gun, the description is more fitting.
ETA: I think the Russians may once have made a rifle with a V front sight, but it's an anomaly.
@@TheBetterManInBlack I replied to this earlier but the comments aren't here anymore, it was supposed to be from the alien point of view; The American battle sight on the current rifle looks like a post, when its a tall posted peephole. To an alien in my mind, they would have called it a post, but I could have went into more detail and said "post with a circle on top." I had linked a picture of what I was talking about and that may have gotten the comment removed lol.
@@guardbrosfielddesk Okay, I can see that. I know the sight you're talking about, and I can see where somebody who doesn't know what they're looking at might not understand the purpose of the hole at the upper end.
@@TheBetterManInBlack I'm trying to figure out how much or how little information to use in these stories. My own works have a deeper level of jargon and I'm not sure if that much military terminology will go over well in a non-military genre.
Of course there's a bayonet lug, why wouldn't there be?
Definitely hit the like button on this one.I would love to see how this turns out. Only 2 stories in, and I've grown attached to our alien friends. Which is ironic, considering this is an HFY story.
This seems to be the second story with this cast of characters going through basic training and would love to follow the rest. I know you all make the titles in order to get clicks, but it would be really nice if you could tag them in a way that we could follow the stories in order. Or at the very least , put all the stories that feature the same characters in its own collection or something.
( To be honest.
The titles of most of these stories are all so similar It's hard
to tell if you're gonna get a good one or a stinker.)
This channel seems to have some really good stories. I love the human narrators who do a great job, It just needs a little more quality on the titles to differentiate it from the rest of the crap in my feed..
But I suppose the algorithm speaks louder than my personal opinions, and the algorithm is telling you that these awful titles are what getting you the clicks..
Shooting as children that's not barbaric that's just rural. We got a shotty in the kitchen next to the air drying rack and the boxes of diet soda. And my dad has the rifles and bows at his place in the den.when do you learn to shoot, when you are strong enough to lift the gun or draw the bow.
hay, where can I read this at ?
The enemy is coming to fuck your corps had me rolling🤣
Is there an order to watch this videos
Shes guna be a drill Sargent isn't she
They're actually lucky they went with the human army and not the marines. I mean, the army is easier, not by much, but it s still easier and shorter, at least in the US.
If ya dont sing cadence, youre stuck thinking about how much the march sucks
please put the links of the original post in the description
They would likely die if they tried to join the SAS
It's called silk alien. From an old dope on rope.
So its not 'Human' bootcamp, it's 'American' bootcamp.
Not all forces training is like the American phoneminon.
Is there a book for this its great.
unrealistic! didnt hear a drill yell "HALF RIGHT FACE" within the first 3 mins.
I have listened to a couple of these sci-fi stories in the last week or so. So now they are popping up on my feed like mad. I'm noticing a common theme. Humans kick ass... Humans are tough...
I find that interesting considering how strong we AREN'T compared to other species just on this world. Chimps and gorillas come to mind. On the other hand, I do wonder if we could rank among the strongest species able to travel in space. I base this on the idea that gravity might dictate strength. If earth were just a little bit bigger, there would be no chemical rocket capable of going to space, so we could be the strongest (highest gravity planet) capable of ever finding our way to space. Stronger species on super earths that developed to overcome the gravitational loads they experience would be trapped on their home world with no chemical rockets capable of birthing a space race.
ayyy a new one
FRAIREN? POINTY EARS?! FEMALE?
Aliens always underestimate humans. Big mistake!
They did not understand they were all nothing but lowly jar heads!
Semper Fi to the real marines. Try and keep up little children. 😅
I can't help but wonder what will be said when they reach combat swimming and has to clear silver and gold. That is where most were rooted out when I was in boot camp. And I also have to admit that I only barely scraped through there. But it has served me good through some 40 odd years of service at present in both navy and infantry work.
he is contronting the haters who think its written by ai
Ngl these stories make aliens sound so dumb and weak lmao
The whole idea of HFY is that humans are complently crazy and powerful compared to the other aliens.
But I do sorta get your point, in a lot of these the alien is ignorant of many things yet their speech is as if they are from earth, since some words or phrases just wouldn’t make any sense to someone who didn’t grow up on earth.
Yet..
some of the stories (can’t think of an example atm) do go out of their way to mention a universal translator.. which at least helps.. and there is one I remember that they kept making comments about how the translator would struggle to get a concept across and I LOVED it.
Who wrote this Dan Schneider
Why is this in the 'Miss Rimikii' playlist?
They are linked together.
@guardbrosfielddesk After having listened to the playlist, I understand the shared universe this author has made (love it). That being said, why call the playlist miss rimikii, since she isn't in every one of them?
Who was the one with the human sleeping and and lobotomy
Did you get a voice with that mic? lol
Why they named after friren and himmel from sosu no friren
Why are they named like some elf and hero I know of....
yeah, drill sergeants are some sadistic mfers.
Why won't the subtitles go away
90 earth degree..well, oke, we are all dead
I'm guessing its Fahrenheit
so its the year what 2080 and the us still hasnt gotten around to using celcius? bruh
Damn right. Freedom units.
@@GrantWaller.-hf6jn wierd that they cling onto a outdated german measurement system
@@majinplaton We cling to it for the same reason QWERTY is the standard and not Dvorak, even though it increases typing speed by around 70%.
@@soreneverhart3396 qwertz > qwerty > dvorak > localized keyboards > whatever the fuck the frnch have done to the qwertz/y keyboard
@@majinplaton Hey, during the late 1700s the US was all set up to use the metric system, until it became quite clear that our biggest trading partners, the British and the French, had rejected the Metric system. So in order to make things easier on US Industry, we adopted the BRITISH Imperial System...only for both of them to adopt the Metric system later. By the time everyone else was using the metric system, the US was the world's biggest economy by FAR and it would have cost US businesses a lot of money to retool everything in Metric units, causing US business interests to kill any attempt by the government to change systems.
I love these videos...hopefully AI gets better at reading and with numbers... and i wouldnt mind some of these stories being made into miniseries or even movies
You do know that it wasn't an AI reading right?
I think you meant private, not recruit that’s a navy term
the mics a watermelon
Are these stories AI generated?
I literally wrote this.
@@GuardbrosFieldRadio why'd you name them after the anime Frieren?
@@Greatcelestialkaligo Because I thought it was funny.
@@GuardbrosFieldRadio it was good job
*1,244th like*
I'd enjoy your voice more if i didn't know what you looked like. You're well suited for radio.
Radio what's that lol
👍. Slava Ukrani 🇺🇦💕✊
Furry lmao
18:30 Lieutenant legs you aint got no Dan
sky-thes. how do you say scythes wrong.