They forgot the most important part. On earth there's a group of plants that engages in chemical warfare to fend of predators from eating them. Despite this we eat these plants because we think it's funny to eat them and experience their best efforts. These plants are called peppers.
Probably because it isn't, based on the descriptions of the actual lvl8 deathworlds, they were more severe than ours, for example, the challenges seem to be planet wide, at least, that's the feeling I got, while those on earth are not, they are more localized challanges, and a good part of it doesn't have hurricanes, earthquakes, so on and so forth on the regular, but are instead, rare ocurrances.
@@anubis9151the general HFY Earth is a Deathworld consensus is that Earth having such variety in hazards and those hazards not being planetwide, but seeminly haphazardly around the planet and no place ever being 100% safe from such hazards is part of the reason Earth is so hazardous.
I think they may have been looking for widespread consistent threats like on the desert planet or gravitational fluctuations. The extremes of earth can be avoided simply enough. We don't have huge hurricanes and destructive volcanic eruptions on daily or even weekly occurrences. Yes, our planet can be harsh, but not to the extent of those other planets.
As this is my first listen to a story from this channel, it seemed awful. Oh hey here's a world but their training and equipment with proper leadership helped them. "Guess what happens next world?"
Earth has ALWAYS been a dreadful challenge. I'm a Canadian, our country has been trying to kill us all off since a few lost folks stumbled across the Baring land bridge. We all tend to expect it now. We don't take it personally. We just learn to flinch out of the way.
Humans: We want trials to prove we can help! The council to each other: We can either have these creatures do what none of us can and pretend they're trials because of the hostility of their own world, and just deny them if they fail and pretend it was a test we can all do. I mean really, those trials taking place on worlds that had been entirely abandoned screams "we want you to fail, but just in case you don't, we still win"
For the same reason predators bare their teeth to others or why the URSS and the USA had the open skies policies during the cold war. Intimidation and discouragement of a potential attack by showing that you actually aren't just a defenseless potential prey but can't bite back if the push comes to happen. Showing off your strength is the whole point behind the MAD doctrine and why we haven't nuked ourselves to oblivion yet.
Why is it always A) a galactic council, B) a generically ranked human military officer, and C) military maneuvers that prove mankind's worth to extraterrestrials? Is this all just coded groyper fanfic?
And after that a human teenager goes to a intergalaktic highschool and shocks all the students and teacher with her presentation of "The greatest threats my homeworld has to offer!" It would perfectly fit into this scenario 🤣🤣🤣
Quick tip. To many starting authors jump straight to the end of the alphabet when looking for alien races. All z's and x's. It simply gets old and stale
@@hyper1-k6f that's up to the author, which i'm not. just an avid reader. i know orson scott card made an entire book series, prequel series, and movie. his aliens were named formics. which literally just means ants. dan simmons had the shrike, which was named after a bird which impales its prey on barbed wire spikes. the trisolarians from the three body problem named after the system they came from. or if you want to move away from naming things for what they are and you want to move into just pure made up names, how about the krogan? as for b, how about the borg from star trek, or the bothans from star wars? just saying their are 25 other letters in the alphabet and continuously using the same two letters, simply because they sound the most alien because they are the least used is just a shortcut that starts becoming more and more noticeable the more times someone walks down that path.
I don't understand why a mere Captain, is speaking for all of Earth? Shouldn't the fact that Earth has ships to fly to the Galactic Council, change Earth's rating to at least to a level 2?
The way that Ive understood is that like how the US Navy expects its ships captains to act as Delegates in matters of diplomacy. perhaps Earth Gov holds this policy.
Not bad... But... Aliens should've been taken to.places like Yosemite to watch rock climbing with little or no safety equipment... A trek through Death Valley... A safari to watch lions and cape buffalo... A trek in frozen tundras of Siberia or Alaska or Canada. And a visit to Africa where tribes like the pygmies or Masai still do persistence hunting. Basically, let the aliens really experience Earth... Not just see Earth.
I also didn’t like how the humans needed environmental suits to survive on the other worlds. If earth is supposed to be a “level 8 hell world” as the title implies it weakens the argument that we are adaptive and enduring. It just says we have good technology.
Technology is how humans are adaptive and enduring lol. Biologically we would be prey animals, we have no built in weapons, are teeth aren't crazy sharp we have no claws. When we figured out how to sharpen a stick we became apex predators when that started to become ineffective we built guns. We can't live underwater, so we build an environment down there that we can live in. Bullets suck, and human skin doesn't block them well, so we built a thing that keeps bullets from entering us. Plenty of things are toxic if inhaled so we built devices to keep that stuff out of our lungs. We can't live in space so we built things that can keep us alive in space. The Environment suit IS the adaptation to a hostile environment
The Amazon?? Come on! Many of the top most deadly snakes and spiders reside in Australia...along with Crikey Crocs and the beautiful little baby Blue-Ring Octopus...that can kill you. And sting rays, and sharks, etc, etc.
I feel like a captain wouldn't be having that meeting. That would probably be like a General or political leader, especially if it is to do with the entire race of humanity
Alien: Kamil where is the moust dangerous place on Earth? Me: Australia bugs bigger then tanks ☠️ , poison tiny sqiuds that can kill 100 people with one drop of there poison ☠️
Well, that was a nice story if overly optimistic and a bit one dimensional, but I came here for the one where aliens learned that Earth is a level eight hell world, not where they learned it earthlings can prosper on level 8 hell worlds. Bit of a difference between between the two.
It's not my favorite... most weather can be seen from space so why would need to prove we have weather? Why do we even have prove anything to the aliens? Whole story reeks of "NOTICE ME SEMPAI!"
Earth is relative paradise. Earthquakes and hurricane are a result of it being “alive” enabling a thriving environment. Contrast it with “dead” planets or deserts like Mars, or hellish moons in our solar system. Those are hell planets that are difficult to survive in. Reference Dune. The Emperor’s Sardukar and Dune’s Fremem are both ferocious fighters because they know how to survive on hellish desert planets with little resources and vegetation.
Sooo, basically, the entire Humans Fuck Yeah genre boils down to an alien version of "You young punks don't know how good you have it. Back in my day, we used to have to travel hyperspace uphill, both ways, in the snow" , the genre.
Seen as though we have 8 other planets, not to mention dozens of moons, that all have way worse living conditions than earth, this story seems a bit silly.
2 comments: "Human unity" What are they smoking? And i half expected a twist at the end where the Council decided that humanity was too dangerous to exist and a war of genocide would be pursued.
Soooo.... They spend time documenting things, that have already been documented and shown to the aliens? I also don't get why it would be bad to be underestimated.
yo lo habria hecho mas simple...una salida a comer comida china tradicional campesina en algun pueblo rural, una caminata por australia y una lista de enfermedades sudamericanas tropicales habria bastado
That might be considered tipping humanity’s hand. Never, ever reveal *all* your secrets, strengths and weaknesses. Always keep a certain few abilities hidden so that they don’t know your full strength.
....VENOMOUS frogs? quick google search, ARE a real thing, but... really? confusing poisonous with venomous? Poison, I bite frog, i go down. Venom, Frog bites me, I go down
Earth is a level 8 HellWorld is something for 3-6 EPIC sci-fi books 👍❤️ but it seems that the title is taken from another much better story?? where humans are ridiculed until their planet of origin is a planet filled with war demons aka humans ...
We're in an immense galaxy, in an infinite universe. Why would anybody be obsessed with this one backwater planet? All of humanity is self-important and narcissistic.
Who are you to call this planet backwater. It’s not like you have been to any others. Earth is a very dangerous place all things considered. These stories are simply putting a spin on the concept of traveling to other extreme planets. With alien visiting our world and seeing it as very powerful,dangerous and in turn us. Is it really so wrong to be positive about humanity and this planet every once in a while. Cause if you ask me being so blantantly negative towards your own species is very unhealthy.
Should have shown footage of the bottom of the ocean where no matter how tough or strong you are going in and out of it is a gamble and only few lifeforms makenit their home.
They forgot the most important part. On earth there's a group of plants that engages in chemical warfare to fend of predators from eating them. Despite this we eat these plants because we think it's funny to eat them and experience their best efforts. These plants are called peppers.
Good one
Hell, we engineer them to be hotter as a challenge to each other and because the pain makes us feel happy.
You know what my favorite part is? It's when they leave out the part in the story about earth being a level 8 he'll world.
Probably because it isn't, based on the descriptions of the actual lvl8 deathworlds, they were more severe than ours, for example, the challenges seem to be planet wide, at least, that's the feeling I got, while those on earth are not, they are more localized challanges, and a good part of it doesn't have hurricanes, earthquakes, so on and so forth on the regular, but are instead, rare ocurrances.
@@anubis9151Issue is. Our environmental challenges can stack on each other and as a result cause them to become dramatically more severe to deal
I believe it is implied by the results of their trials on other lvl 8 hellworlds.
@@anubis9151the general HFY Earth is a Deathworld consensus is that Earth having such variety in hazards and those hazards not being planetwide, but seeminly haphazardly around the planet and no place ever being 100% safe from such hazards is part of the reason Earth is so hazardous.
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They forgot to add Australia!
They didn't want to scare them.😅
Australia would make them a perfect 10 hell for aliens.
Emu wars are just too much for the rest of the galaxy
The land of the upsiders
I was thinking that the whole time
They claim they have observed and classified earth, but they miss weather phenomena that is easily visible from space with the naked eye. How?
I think they may have been looking for widespread consistent threats like on the desert planet or gravitational fluctuations. The extremes of earth can be avoided simply enough. We don't have huge hurricanes and destructive volcanic eruptions on daily or even weekly occurrences. Yes, our planet can be harsh, but not to the extent of those other planets.
@@johnbauduin1563 I like this interpretation
Bad timing
"we can't take all these ads every ten seconds... your planet is a level 999 hellworld!"
The ads were mad annoying
Lmao
You don't use an ad blocker? How primitive.
“Elias met Zorak’s gays.” Bro these captions are wild.
That’s the best part seeing how the AI messes up words
The only things it spelled consistently was Elias and Zorak it seemed
Wow, you finally managed to post a story that made sense, didn't have bits missing or repeating, and with a beginning middle and end. 🎉😂
Must have double check the AIs work
As this is my first listen to a story from this channel, it seemed awful. Oh hey here's a world but their training and equipment with proper leadership helped them. "Guess what happens next world?"
Earth has ALWAYS been a dreadful challenge. I'm a Canadian, our country has been trying to kill us all off since a few lost folks stumbled across the Baring land bridge. We all tend to expect it now. We don't take it personally. We just learn to flinch out of the way.
So we’ve evolved past level 12 death world and jump straight to the 8th level of hell. Got you.
Im surprised that they didn't mention about the many disease humanity had to deal with.
Humans: We want trials to prove we can help!
The council to each other: We can either have these creatures do what none of us can and pretend they're trials because of the hostility of their own world, and just deny them if they fail and pretend it was a test we can all do.
I mean really, those trials taking place on worlds that had been entirely abandoned screams "we want you to fail, but just in case you don't, we still win"
I’d say, why tell them? Why show your hand? Better for them to underestimate humanity.
That’s probably why they didn’t tell the aliens about Australia. 😆
I agree miss information is better for your enemies to have than no information
For the same reason predators bare their teeth to others or why the URSS and the USA had the open skies policies during the cold war.
Intimidation and discouragement of a potential attack by showing that you actually aren't just a defenseless potential prey but can't bite back if the push comes to happen.
Showing off your strength is the whole point behind the MAD doctrine and why we haven't nuked ourselves to oblivion yet.
You would think they would have already seen this by watching our planet.duh!
not when a tesco hr manager is comanding their ship
They forgot about tornadoes show them the biggins
Why is it always A) a galactic council, B) a generically ranked human military officer, and C) military maneuvers that prove mankind's worth to extraterrestrials? Is this all just coded groyper fanfic?
Its ai generated most of the time
“Here on Catachan, we live along side our planet’s unique inhabitants”
I could not help but to say Ramone every time the name Zorak was said. Any fans of Space Ghost Coast To Coast will understand.
Ahh, a fellow man of culture.
That's too far back for the younger crowd, lol.
Now that humans have passed your paltry tests, we challenge you to pick a team of anyone in the galaxy to survive on venus for 1 hour.
And after that a human teenager goes to a intergalaktic highschool and shocks all the students and teacher with her presentation of "The greatest threats my homeworld has to offer!"
It would perfectly fit into this scenario 🤣🤣🤣
And this council brings what to the table ?
These stories have more plot holes then a swiss cheese 🧀
Council: *flips table* "I *am* the table!"
Quick tip. To many starting authors jump straight to the end of the alphabet when looking for alien races. All z's and x's. It simply gets old and stale
Name a species that starts with b and sounds good
@@hyper1-k6f that's up to the author, which i'm not. just an avid reader. i know orson scott card made an entire book series, prequel series, and movie. his aliens were named formics. which literally just means ants. dan simmons had the shrike, which was named after a bird which impales its prey on barbed wire spikes. the trisolarians from the three body problem named after the system they came from. or if you want to move away from naming things for what they are and you want to move into just pure made up names, how about the krogan? as for b, how about the borg from star trek, or the bothans from star wars?
just saying their are 25 other letters in the alphabet and continuously using the same two letters, simply because they sound the most alien because they are the least used is just a shortcut that starts becoming more and more noticeable the more times someone walks down that path.
@@hyper1-k6f Berylians.
I don't understand why a mere Captain, is speaking for all of Earth?
Shouldn't the fact that Earth has ships to fly to the Galactic Council, change Earth's rating to at least to a level 2?
The way that Ive understood is that like how the US Navy expects its ships captains to act as Delegates in matters of diplomacy.
perhaps Earth Gov holds this policy.
And plausible deniability. Also how a Captain is in the grand scheme expendable if it goes badly
"Venomous frogs..." 😂😂😂
In the beginning to the transcript ".. looked out the portal as the stars twinkled" stars don't twinkle in space
Not bad... But...
Aliens should've been taken to.places like Yosemite to watch rock climbing with little or no safety equipment... A trek through Death Valley... A safari to watch lions and cape buffalo... A trek in frozen tundras of Siberia or Alaska or Canada.
And a visit to Africa where tribes like the pygmies or Masai still do persistence hunting. Basically, let the aliens really experience Earth... Not just see Earth.
How about a nice stroll through Central Park? Or just surviving any large city on Earth?
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You would like them to survive wouldn’t you?
Just don’t send the aliens to Australia. 😆
I was reading the subtitles and I got a very different story from what I was listening to. I was very intrigued when Elias met Zorax's gays. 5:36
Poisonous frogs, not venomous...
There is a difference.
I also didn’t like how the humans needed environmental suits to survive on the other worlds. If earth is supposed to be a “level 8 hell world” as the title implies it weakens the argument that we are adaptive and enduring. It just says we have good technology.
Technology is how humans are adaptive and enduring lol. Biologically we would be prey animals, we have no built in weapons, are teeth aren't crazy sharp we have no claws. When we figured out how to sharpen a stick we became apex predators when that started to become ineffective we built guns. We can't live underwater, so we build an environment down there that we can live in. Bullets suck, and human skin doesn't block them well, so we built a thing that keeps bullets from entering us. Plenty of things are toxic if inhaled so we built devices to keep that stuff out of our lungs. We can't live in space so we built things that can keep us alive in space. The Environment suit IS the adaptation to a hostile environment
Try no oxygen.
The Amazon?? Come on! Many of the top most deadly snakes and spiders reside in Australia...along with Crikey Crocs and the beautiful little baby Blue-Ring Octopus...that can kill you. And sting rays, and sharks, etc, etc.
Red back spiders,
"Elias met Zorax's gays" 😂
I feel like a captain wouldn't be having that meeting. That would probably be like a General or political leader, especially if it is to do with the entire race of humanity
A captain in the Navy is pretty high ranking but you are right
A Captain in the the Merchant Marines is basically Considered GOD, UPON THE HIGH SEA"s!😅
Alien:
Kamil where is the moust dangerous place on Earth?
Me:
Australia bugs bigger then tanks ☠️ , poison tiny sqiuds that can kill 100 people with one drop of there poison ☠️
Alien:
What is a tank?
Me: show
Alien; 👀☠️
Stars don't twinkle in space. No turbulent atmosphere to cause the twinkle.
On their team they definitely had a guy from Australia and some guys from Louisiana and Florida
Did they also tell them, how their parents had to walk to school through the worst weather and had to fight off predators? 😂 I am joking cool story
Well, that was a nice story if overly optimistic and a bit one dimensional, but I came here for the one where aliens learned that Earth is a level eight hell world, not where they learned it earthlings can prosper on level 8 hell worlds. Bit of a difference between between the two.
Zorak then became co-host on a talk show.
8:29 ada Indonesia coy 😮🎉🇮🇩
Zorak from Space Ghost?
It's not my favorite... most weather can be seen from space so why would need to prove we have weather? Why do we even have prove anything to the aliens? Whole story reeks of "NOTICE ME SEMPAI!"
The Amazon will be gone by then. Moving on.
HOME WORLD OF THE "MON KEIGH" AND HE THINKS ITS A JOKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love u ni@@as peace be with you...
Earth is relative paradise. Earthquakes and hurricane are a result of it being “alive” enabling a thriving environment.
Contrast it with “dead” planets or deserts like Mars, or hellish moons in our solar system. Those are hell planets that are difficult to survive in.
Reference Dune. The Emperor’s Sardukar and Dune’s Fremem are both ferocious fighters because they know how to survive on hellish desert planets with little resources and vegetation.
Are you actually reading these stories?? THANK GOD
I take it back. This is AI. A good one mind you
Thanks!
Wow!! Thank you! I really appreciate that!!! ❤
Still too much purple prose
I love Zorak!
Story meh, 4/10 but gotta doc points for misleading title. 1/10.
Sooo, basically, the entire Humans Fuck Yeah genre boils down to an alien version of "You young punks don't know how good you have it. Back in my day, we used to have to travel hyperspace uphill, both ways, in the snow" , the genre.
Seen as though we have 8 other planets, not to mention dozens of moons, that all have way worse living conditions than earth, this story seems a bit silly.
They don't have intelligent life though.
2 comments:
"Human unity" What are they smoking?
And i half expected a twist at the end where the Council decided that humanity was too dangerous to exist and a war of genocide would be pursued.
I wonder if Zorak is a mantis alien.
Soooo.... They spend time documenting things, that have already been documented and shown to the aliens?
I also don't get why it would be bad to be underestimated.
Kip did better than Elias.
Thank you for this story
yo lo habria hecho mas simple...una salida a comer comida china tradicional campesina en algun pueblo rural, una caminata por australia y una lista de enfermedades sudamericanas tropicales habria bastado
That might be considered tipping humanity’s hand.
Never, ever reveal *all* your secrets, strengths and weaknesses. Always keep a certain few abilities hidden so that they don’t know your full strength.
Zorax Gays ... how many does he know? Or are they some sort of Dance Troupe?
I think he meant gaze.
Well, at least this time they didn't wait for war to check out the human's.
....VENOMOUS frogs? quick google search, ARE a real thing, but... really? confusing poisonous with venomous?
Poison, I bite frog, i go down.
Venom, Frog bites me, I go down
Earth is a level 8 HellWorld is something for 3-6 EPIC sci-fi books 👍❤️
but it seems that the title is taken from another much better story?? where humans are ridiculed until their planet of origin is a planet filled with war demons aka humans ...
They didn't add tornadoes
To many flies in Australia.
Aliens use the Gregorian calendar?
Tsunamis?
Elias met zorax gays.....interesting
What order do these go in? I'd really like to listen to all of it. I love it I just can't figure out the proper order to listen to them
I don't think there is an order. It's just AI Reading prompts being read by AI.
We're in an immense galaxy, in an infinite universe. Why would anybody be obsessed with this one backwater planet? All of humanity is self-important and narcissistic.
Who are you to call this planet backwater. It’s not like you have been to any others. Earth is a very dangerous place all things considered. These stories are simply putting a spin on the concept of traveling to other extreme planets. With alien visiting our world and seeing it as very powerful,dangerous and in turn us. Is it really so wrong to be positive about humanity and this planet every once in a while. Cause if you ask me being so blantantly negative towards your own species is very unhealthy.
Field trip to Yellowstone.
The arustralia of the galaxy
When translation go's from ISS to ISIS
Whoop Whoop homies Smokem if you gottem 🧖🏼♂️ 😶🌫️ 🙏🏻
✌🏻 🐵 ✌🏻
I thought we were level 14
They should’ve shown how we survived under Bidens administration, that would’ve made us a formidable species.
nice to read
Hey Zorak. Why do you look like a 6 foot tall Preying Mantis? Space Ghost would like to have a word with you. 😊
Stars do not twinkle in space
keep glazing me bro
Rodriguez Eric Johnson Gary Taylor Joseph
Tf is 9 and 10??? Hell world's
Lewis Joseph Hall Timothy Hall Joseph
Jeebus!
This is so inane & banal it almost makes Jeffrey Archer seem like a writer!
😮
Yes. It Is That Bad!
SMH 😑
Anderson Angela Young Shirley Perez Cynthia
Not a fan of the AI voice.
sounds good or
Eh. Ok story. Little anti-climatic
Any recommendations? I'm all out
@@sealpup3775 all tomorrows
Put more ads in the video, 15 were not enough... Down voted
5:36 "Elias met Zorax gays" well here we go ^^
Why are all these channels using AI voice reading. Its all dog water bad.
Story was meh
This is an absolutely terrible story
This is absolutely crap
Should have shown footage of the bottom of the ocean where no matter how tough or strong you are going in and out of it is a gamble and only few lifeforms makenit their home.