Aliens Laughed At Humans, Until Learning That Earth Is Level 8 HellWorld! | HFY | A Sci-Fi Story

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @Alpha_Digamma
    @Alpha_Digamma 2 месяца назад +72

    They forgot the most important part. On earth there's a group of plants that engages in chemical warfare to fend of predators from eating them. Despite this we eat these plants because we think it's funny to eat them and experience their best efforts. These plants are called peppers.

    • @georgescott5913
      @georgescott5913 2 месяца назад +6

      Good one

    • @Freek3143
      @Freek3143 Месяц назад +12

      Hell, we engineer them to be hotter as a challenge to each other and because the pain makes us feel happy.

  • @MrDsleepyeyes
    @MrDsleepyeyes 3 месяца назад +161

    You know what my favorite part is? It's when they leave out the part in the story about earth being a level 8 he'll world.

    • @anubis9151
      @anubis9151 3 месяца назад +8

      Probably because it isn't, based on the descriptions of the actual lvl8 deathworlds, they were more severe than ours, for example, the challenges seem to be planet wide, at least, that's the feeling I got, while those on earth are not, they are more localized challanges, and a good part of it doesn't have hurricanes, earthquakes, so on and so forth on the regular, but are instead, rare ocurrances.

    • @stock_movie1875
      @stock_movie1875 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@anubis9151Issue is. Our environmental challenges can stack on each other and as a result cause them to become dramatically more severe to deal

    • @samiam4544
      @samiam4544 2 месяца назад +3

      I believe it is implied by the results of their trials on other lvl 8 hellworlds.

    • @SuperRoboPopoto
      @SuperRoboPopoto 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@anubis9151the general HFY Earth is a Deathworld consensus is that Earth having such variety in hazards and those hazards not being planetwide, but seeminly haphazardly around the planet and no place ever being 100% safe from such hazards is part of the reason Earth is so hazardous.

    • @El_Monsoon
      @El_Monsoon 3 дня назад

      I'm . I'm so9d can y brjg ppl😊l😊😊lp​@@samiam4544

  • @Rivika84
    @Rivika84 4 месяца назад +325

    They forgot to add Australia!

    • @claudekidder7280
      @claudekidder7280 4 месяца назад +60

      They didn't want to scare them.😅

    • @TheMoonEcat
      @TheMoonEcat 4 месяца назад +55

      Australia would make them a perfect 10 hell for aliens.

    • @unbonynforge6425
      @unbonynforge6425 4 месяца назад +46

      Emu wars are just too much for the rest of the galaxy

    • @Just_someguy285
      @Just_someguy285 4 месяца назад +14

      The land of the upsiders

    • @2004racerman
      @2004racerman 4 месяца назад +10

      I was thinking that the whole time

  • @AlleluiaElizabeth
    @AlleluiaElizabeth 3 месяца назад +53

    They claim they have observed and classified earth, but they miss weather phenomena that is easily visible from space with the naked eye. How?

    • @johnbauduin1563
      @johnbauduin1563 3 месяца назад +8

      I think they may have been looking for widespread consistent threats like on the desert planet or gravitational fluctuations. The extremes of earth can be avoided simply enough. We don't have huge hurricanes and destructive volcanic eruptions on daily or even weekly occurrences. Yes, our planet can be harsh, but not to the extent of those other planets.

    • @sealpup3775
      @sealpup3775 3 месяца назад +2

      @@johnbauduin1563 I like this interpretation

    • @simdimdim
      @simdimdim 2 месяца назад +1

      Bad timing

  • @nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978
    @nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978 3 месяца назад +63

    "we can't take all these ads every ten seconds... your planet is a level 999 hellworld!"

  • @A_Wild_Dyzzy
    @A_Wild_Dyzzy 3 месяца назад +55

    “Elias met Zorak’s gays.” Bro these captions are wild.

    • @brandonstapley9251
      @brandonstapley9251 3 месяца назад +3

      That’s the best part seeing how the AI messes up words

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 3 месяца назад +2

      The only things it spelled consistently was Elias and Zorak it seemed

  • @geofthompson3844
    @geofthompson3844 4 месяца назад +81

    Wow, you finally managed to post a story that made sense, didn't have bits missing or repeating, and with a beginning middle and end. 🎉😂

    • @ZeoGamingTGT
      @ZeoGamingTGT 3 месяца назад +7

      Must have double check the AIs work

    • @LongShaynx
      @LongShaynx 3 месяца назад +3

      As this is my first listen to a story from this channel, it seemed awful. Oh hey here's a world but their training and equipment with proper leadership helped them. "Guess what happens next world?"

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 3 месяца назад +14

    Earth has ALWAYS been a dreadful challenge. I'm a Canadian, our country has been trying to kill us all off since a few lost folks stumbled across the Baring land bridge. We all tend to expect it now. We don't take it personally. We just learn to flinch out of the way.

  • @mikalcobbs9402
    @mikalcobbs9402 4 месяца назад +41

    So we’ve evolved past level 12 death world and jump straight to the 8th level of hell. Got you.

  • @Nikoli492
    @Nikoli492 3 месяца назад +12

    Im surprised that they didn't mention about the many disease humanity had to deal with.

  • @kyze8284
    @kyze8284 3 месяца назад +16

    Humans: We want trials to prove we can help!
    The council to each other: We can either have these creatures do what none of us can and pretend they're trials because of the hostility of their own world, and just deny them if they fail and pretend it was a test we can all do.
    I mean really, those trials taking place on worlds that had been entirely abandoned screams "we want you to fail, but just in case you don't, we still win"

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 3 месяца назад +30

    I’d say, why tell them? Why show your hand? Better for them to underestimate humanity.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 месяца назад +10

      That’s probably why they didn’t tell the aliens about Australia. 😆

    • @joefordney3278
      @joefordney3278 2 месяца назад +2

      I agree miss information is better for your enemies to have than no information

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 Месяц назад

      For the same reason predators bare their teeth to others or why the URSS and the USA had the open skies policies during the cold war.
      Intimidation and discouragement of a potential attack by showing that you actually aren't just a defenseless potential prey but can't bite back if the push comes to happen.
      Showing off your strength is the whole point behind the MAD doctrine and why we haven't nuked ourselves to oblivion yet.

  • @tomray3418
    @tomray3418 4 месяца назад +49

    You would think they would have already seen this by watching our planet.duh!

    • @tomast9034
      @tomast9034 3 месяца назад

      not when a tesco hr manager is comanding their ship

  • @Iseethegap
    @Iseethegap 4 месяца назад +22

    They forgot about tornadoes show them the biggins

  • @dustanddeath3985
    @dustanddeath3985 3 месяца назад +9

    Why is it always A) a galactic council, B) a generically ranked human military officer, and C) military maneuvers that prove mankind's worth to extraterrestrials? Is this all just coded groyper fanfic?

  • @Bobcat173rd
    @Bobcat173rd 2 месяца назад +2

    “Here on Catachan, we live along side our planet’s unique inhabitants”

  • @Rebelrocker69
    @Rebelrocker69 4 месяца назад +14

    I could not help but to say Ramone every time the name Zorak was said. Any fans of Space Ghost Coast To Coast will understand.

  • @StuartHollingsead
    @StuartHollingsead Месяц назад +2

    Now that humans have passed your paltry tests, we challenge you to pick a team of anyone in the galaxy to survive on venus for 1 hour.

  • @PurpleSunset82
    @PurpleSunset82 Месяц назад +2

    And after that a human teenager goes to a intergalaktic highschool and shocks all the students and teacher with her presentation of "The greatest threats my homeworld has to offer!"
    It would perfectly fit into this scenario 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertwikeljr-1522
    @robertwikeljr-1522 4 месяца назад +21

    And this council brings what to the table ?

    • @SvensktTroll
      @SvensktTroll 3 месяца назад +4

      These stories have more plot holes then a swiss cheese 🧀

    • @VelvetSanity
      @VelvetSanity 3 месяца назад

      Council: *flips table* "I *am* the table!"

  • @hopposai787
    @hopposai787 4 месяца назад +10

    Quick tip. To many starting authors jump straight to the end of the alphabet when looking for alien races. All z's and x's. It simply gets old and stale

    • @hyper1-k6f
      @hyper1-k6f 3 месяца назад +1

      Name a species that starts with b and sounds good

    • @hopposai787
      @hopposai787 3 месяца назад +1

      @@hyper1-k6f that's up to the author, which i'm not. just an avid reader. i know orson scott card made an entire book series, prequel series, and movie. his aliens were named formics. which literally just means ants. dan simmons had the shrike, which was named after a bird which impales its prey on barbed wire spikes. the trisolarians from the three body problem named after the system they came from. or if you want to move away from naming things for what they are and you want to move into just pure made up names, how about the krogan? as for b, how about the borg from star trek, or the bothans from star wars?
      just saying their are 25 other letters in the alphabet and continuously using the same two letters, simply because they sound the most alien because they are the least used is just a shortcut that starts becoming more and more noticeable the more times someone walks down that path.

    • @AlleluiaElizabeth
      @AlleluiaElizabeth 3 месяца назад +1

      @@hyper1-k6f Berylians.

  • @swoesteban5570
    @swoesteban5570 4 месяца назад +25

    I don't understand why a mere Captain, is speaking for all of Earth?
    Shouldn't the fact that Earth has ships to fly to the Galactic Council, change Earth's rating to at least to a level 2?

    • @Blakesanots96
      @Blakesanots96 3 месяца назад +2

      The way that Ive understood is that like how the US Navy expects its ships captains to act as Delegates in matters of diplomacy.
      perhaps Earth Gov holds this policy.

    • @morpheusnorg
      @morpheusnorg 3 месяца назад +3

      And plausible deniability. Also how a Captain is in the grand scheme expendable if it goes badly

  • @ryker2313
    @ryker2313 Месяц назад +1

    "Venomous frogs..." 😂😂😂

  • @stevenmunro8930
    @stevenmunro8930 Месяц назад +1

    In the beginning to the transcript ".. looked out the portal as the stars twinkled" stars don't twinkle in space

  • @darrinwebber4077
    @darrinwebber4077 4 месяца назад +20

    Not bad... But...
    Aliens should've been taken to.places like Yosemite to watch rock climbing with little or no safety equipment... A trek through Death Valley... A safari to watch lions and cape buffalo... A trek in frozen tundras of Siberia or Alaska or Canada.
    And a visit to Africa where tribes like the pygmies or Masai still do persistence hunting. Basically, let the aliens really experience Earth... Not just see Earth.

    • @user-rj8mz5bv9g
      @user-rj8mz5bv9g 4 месяца назад +6

      How about a nice stroll through Central Park? Or just surviving any large city on Earth?

    • @England-Bob
      @England-Bob 4 месяца назад

      @@user-rj8mz5bv9g
      You would like them to survive wouldn’t you?

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 месяца назад +2

      Just don’t send the aliens to Australia. 😆

  • @Felsune.original
    @Felsune.original 3 месяца назад +4

    I was reading the subtitles and I got a very different story from what I was listening to. I was very intrigued when Elias met Zorax's gays. 5:36

  • @bob_the_barbarian
    @bob_the_barbarian Месяц назад +1

    Poisonous frogs, not venomous...
    There is a difference.

  • @Aiyvas
    @Aiyvas 4 месяца назад +9

    I also didn’t like how the humans needed environmental suits to survive on the other worlds. If earth is supposed to be a “level 8 hell world” as the title implies it weakens the argument that we are adaptive and enduring. It just says we have good technology.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 4 месяца назад +11

      Technology is how humans are adaptive and enduring lol. Biologically we would be prey animals, we have no built in weapons, are teeth aren't crazy sharp we have no claws. When we figured out how to sharpen a stick we became apex predators when that started to become ineffective we built guns. We can't live underwater, so we build an environment down there that we can live in. Bullets suck, and human skin doesn't block them well, so we built a thing that keeps bullets from entering us. Plenty of things are toxic if inhaled so we built devices to keep that stuff out of our lungs. We can't live in space so we built things that can keep us alive in space. The Environment suit IS the adaptation to a hostile environment

    • @XainArchives
      @XainArchives 3 месяца назад +1

      Try no oxygen.

  • @Crimethoughtfull
    @Crimethoughtfull Месяц назад +1

    The Amazon?? Come on! Many of the top most deadly snakes and spiders reside in Australia...along with Crikey Crocs and the beautiful little baby Blue-Ring Octopus...that can kill you. And sting rays, and sharks, etc, etc.

    • @ya33a
      @ya33a Месяц назад

      Red back spiders,

  • @TheLaluciDaniel
    @TheLaluciDaniel 2 месяца назад +1

    "Elias met Zorax's gays" 😂

  • @BigHeadedGinger
    @BigHeadedGinger 4 месяца назад +10

    I feel like a captain wouldn't be having that meeting. That would probably be like a General or political leader, especially if it is to do with the entire race of humanity

    • @NickNackPaddywack
      @NickNackPaddywack 4 месяца назад +1

      A captain in the Navy is pretty high ranking but you are right

    • @CJLane-62
      @CJLane-62 4 месяца назад

      A Captain in the the Merchant Marines is basically Considered GOD, UPON THE HIGH SEA"s!😅

  • @kamilbialo4549
    @kamilbialo4549 3 месяца назад +2

    Alien:
    Kamil where is the moust dangerous place on Earth?
    Me:
    Australia bugs bigger then tanks ☠️ , poison tiny sqiuds that can kill 100 people with one drop of there poison ☠️

    • @kamilbialo4549
      @kamilbialo4549 26 дней назад

      Alien:
      What is a tank?
      Me: show
      Alien; 👀☠️

  • @gartackpsdav4984
    @gartackpsdav4984 Месяц назад

    Stars don't twinkle in space. No turbulent atmosphere to cause the twinkle.

  • @nicholasmayon6453
    @nicholasmayon6453 25 дней назад

    On their team they definitely had a guy from Australia and some guys from Louisiana and Florida

  • @JanaSzIsBasicGlitch
    @JanaSzIsBasicGlitch 2 месяца назад +1

    Did they also tell them, how their parents had to walk to school through the worst weather and had to fight off predators? 😂 I am joking cool story

  • @Mesterick
    @Mesterick 7 дней назад

    Well, that was a nice story if overly optimistic and a bit one dimensional, but I came here for the one where aliens learned that Earth is a level eight hell world, not where they learned it earthlings can prosper on level 8 hell worlds. Bit of a difference between between the two.

  • @crowsbridge
    @crowsbridge 3 месяца назад +1

    Zorak then became co-host on a talk show.

  • @danieliteza8562
    @danieliteza8562 3 месяца назад +2

    8:29 ada Indonesia coy 😮🎉🇮🇩

  • @3RAN7ON
    @3RAN7ON 2 месяца назад +1

    Zorak from Space Ghost?

  • @castropanopanopalis
    @castropanopanopalis 3 месяца назад +2

    It's not my favorite... most weather can be seen from space so why would need to prove we have weather? Why do we even have prove anything to the aliens? Whole story reeks of "NOTICE ME SEMPAI!"

  • @kaczynski2333
    @kaczynski2333 2 месяца назад

    The Amazon will be gone by then. Moving on.

  • @SteveVachaviolos-m1u
    @SteveVachaviolos-m1u 3 месяца назад +2

    HOME WORLD OF THE "MON KEIGH" AND HE THINKS ITS A JOKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andresuazo6129
    @andresuazo6129 2 месяца назад

    Earth is relative paradise. Earthquakes and hurricane are a result of it being “alive” enabling a thriving environment.
    Contrast it with “dead” planets or deserts like Mars, or hellish moons in our solar system. Those are hell planets that are difficult to survive in.
    Reference Dune. The Emperor’s Sardukar and Dune’s Fremem are both ferocious fighters because they know how to survive on hellish desert planets with little resources and vegetation.

  • @AvenValkyr
    @AvenValkyr 3 месяца назад

    Are you actually reading these stories?? THANK GOD

    • @AvenValkyr
      @AvenValkyr 3 месяца назад

      I take it back. This is AI. A good one mind you

  • @guardsmanwithcripplingdepr4594
    @guardsmanwithcripplingdepr4594 3 месяца назад +1

    Thanks!

    • @Sci-FiGuy_
      @Sci-FiGuy_  3 месяца назад

      Wow!! Thank you! I really appreciate that!!! ❤

  • @skapur
    @skapur 3 месяца назад +2

    Still too much purple prose

  • @Melodic_Analysis
    @Melodic_Analysis 3 месяца назад +1

    I love Zorak!

  • @Aiyvas
    @Aiyvas 4 месяца назад +3

    Story meh, 4/10 but gotta doc points for misleading title. 1/10.

  • @happyninja42
    @happyninja42 3 месяца назад

    Sooo, basically, the entire Humans Fuck Yeah genre boils down to an alien version of "You young punks don't know how good you have it. Back in my day, we used to have to travel hyperspace uphill, both ways, in the snow" , the genre.

  • @jamiegladwin
    @jamiegladwin 3 месяца назад +1

    Seen as though we have 8 other planets, not to mention dozens of moons, that all have way worse living conditions than earth, this story seems a bit silly.

    • @Jackpelkey304
      @Jackpelkey304 2 месяца назад +1

      They don't have intelligent life though.

  • @EarlJohn61
    @EarlJohn61 3 месяца назад +2

    2 comments:
    "Human unity" What are they smoking?
    And i half expected a twist at the end where the Council decided that humanity was too dangerous to exist and a war of genocide would be pursued.

  • @XainArchives
    @XainArchives 3 месяца назад +4

    I wonder if Zorak is a mantis alien.

  • @julyol119
    @julyol119 2 месяца назад

    Soooo.... They spend time documenting things, that have already been documented and shown to the aliens?
    I also don't get why it would be bad to be underestimated.

  • @iroulis
    @iroulis 3 месяца назад +1

    Kip did better than Elias.

  • @nesapanjalingam704
    @nesapanjalingam704 3 месяца назад

    Thank you for this story

  • @festumstultorum1462
    @festumstultorum1462 4 месяца назад +2

    yo lo habria hecho mas simple...una salida a comer comida china tradicional campesina en algun pueblo rural, una caminata por australia y una lista de enfermedades sudamericanas tropicales habria bastado

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 месяца назад

      That might be considered tipping humanity’s hand.
      Never, ever reveal *all* your secrets, strengths and weaknesses. Always keep a certain few abilities hidden so that they don’t know your full strength.

  • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
    @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 4 месяца назад +3

    Zorax Gays ... how many does he know? Or are they some sort of Dance Troupe?

  • @rachaelcourtnell7275
    @rachaelcourtnell7275 4 месяца назад

    Well, at least this time they didn't wait for war to check out the human's.

  • @guardiantko3220
    @guardiantko3220 2 месяца назад +1

    ....VENOMOUS frogs? quick google search, ARE a real thing, but... really? confusing poisonous with venomous?
    Poison, I bite frog, i go down.
    Venom, Frog bites me, I go down

  • @ericshutter5305
    @ericshutter5305 4 месяца назад +1

    Earth is a level 8 HellWorld is something for 3-6 EPIC sci-fi books 👍❤️
    but it seems that the title is taken from another much better story?? where humans are ridiculed until their planet of origin is a planet filled with war demons aka humans ...

  • @LovesSweetSpell
    @LovesSweetSpell 26 дней назад

    They didn't add tornadoes

  • @kennethabagis8392
    @kennethabagis8392 4 месяца назад +1

    To many flies in Australia.

  • @KennethTew
    @KennethTew Месяц назад

    Aliens use the Gregorian calendar?

  • @JasonMacLeod-z2q
    @JasonMacLeod-z2q 4 месяца назад +2

    Tsunamis?

  • @Daehawk
    @Daehawk 3 месяца назад

    Elias met zorax gays.....interesting

  • @Ringmasta002
    @Ringmasta002 3 месяца назад

    What order do these go in? I'd really like to listen to all of it. I love it I just can't figure out the proper order to listen to them

    • @ZeoGamingTGT
      @ZeoGamingTGT 3 месяца назад

      I don't think there is an order. It's just AI Reading prompts being read by AI.

  • @LeydenAigg
    @LeydenAigg 3 месяца назад +5

    We're in an immense galaxy, in an infinite universe. Why would anybody be obsessed with this one backwater planet? All of humanity is self-important and narcissistic.

    • @XBHero
      @XBHero 3 месяца назад

      Who are you to call this planet backwater. It’s not like you have been to any others. Earth is a very dangerous place all things considered. These stories are simply putting a spin on the concept of traveling to other extreme planets. With alien visiting our world and seeing it as very powerful,dangerous and in turn us. Is it really so wrong to be positive about humanity and this planet every once in a while. Cause if you ask me being so blantantly negative towards your own species is very unhealthy.

  • @baskervillebee6097
    @baskervillebee6097 4 месяца назад

    Field trip to Yellowstone.

  • @PakEdi-g1y
    @PakEdi-g1y 2 месяца назад

    The arustralia of the galaxy

  • @burningruin666
    @burningruin666 Месяц назад

    When translation go's from ISS to ISIS

  • @happymonkey420
    @happymonkey420 17 дней назад

    Whoop Whoop homies Smokem if you gottem 🧖🏼‍♂️ 😶‍🌫️ 🙏🏻
    ✌🏻 🐵 ✌🏻

  • @josephflippo1243
    @josephflippo1243 4 месяца назад

    I thought we were level 14

  • @monstatiix7894
    @monstatiix7894 2 месяца назад +2

    They should’ve shown how we survived under Bidens administration, that would’ve made us a formidable species.

  • @olik3125
    @olik3125 3 месяца назад

    nice to read

  • @zathras
    @zathras 3 месяца назад

    Hey Zorak. Why do you look like a 6 foot tall Preying Mantis? Space Ghost would like to have a word with you. 😊

  • @josephthibeault4843
    @josephthibeault4843 4 месяца назад

    Stars do not twinkle in space

  • @vibes_VT
    @vibes_VT 3 месяца назад

    keep glazing me bro

  • @kathrynnymanasa3756
    @kathrynnymanasa3756 6 дней назад

    Rodriguez Eric Johnson Gary Taylor Joseph

  • @The_Turkey_Master
    @The_Turkey_Master 3 месяца назад

    Tf is 9 and 10??? Hell world's

  • @OrvilleReyes-u3n
    @OrvilleReyes-u3n 19 дней назад

    Lewis Joseph Hall Timothy Hall Joseph

  • @justjones5430
    @justjones5430 Месяц назад

    Jeebus!
    This is so inane & banal it almost makes Jeffrey Archer seem like a writer!
    😮
    Yes. It Is That Bad!
    SMH 😑

  • @ElsieGilbert-q3x
    @ElsieGilbert-q3x 23 дня назад

    Anderson Angela Young Shirley Perez Cynthia

  • @skyhymitch
    @skyhymitch 3 месяца назад

    Not a fan of the AI voice.

  • @CosmicCreatorsHFY
    @CosmicCreatorsHFY 3 месяца назад

    sounds good or

  • @Darkprime29
    @Darkprime29 3 месяца назад +1

    Eh. Ok story. Little anti-climatic

    • @sealpup3775
      @sealpup3775 3 месяца назад

      Any recommendations? I'm all out

    • @Darkprime29
      @Darkprime29 3 месяца назад

      @@sealpup3775 all tomorrows

  • @GamezGlitchZ
    @GamezGlitchZ 21 день назад

    Put more ads in the video, 15 were not enough... Down voted

  • @oliverkorner1716
    @oliverkorner1716 7 дней назад

    5:36 "Elias met Zorax gays" well here we go ^^

  • @Medi0cr3-
    @Medi0cr3- Месяц назад

    Why are all these channels using AI voice reading. Its all dog water bad.

  • @beewee4987
    @beewee4987 2 месяца назад

    Story was meh

  • @Sujad
    @Sujad Месяц назад

    This is an absolutely terrible story

  • @bussi7859
    @bussi7859 2 месяца назад

    This is absolutely crap

  • @daldre8710
    @daldre8710 3 месяца назад +3

    Should have shown footage of the bottom of the ocean where no matter how tough or strong you are going in and out of it is a gamble and only few lifeforms makenit their home.