The Sopranos - Little Carmine Lupertazzi's legendary speeches and quotes

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024

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  • @zweePOP
    @zweePOP 2 года назад +3374

    Little Carmine is what happens when you max out wisdom but don’t put any points into intelligence

    • @sirennoir258
      @sirennoir258 Год назад +30

      Lawl

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 Год назад +181

      Sacred and the propane comment

    • @mikeabel7577
      @mikeabel7577 Год назад +80

      ​@@brownpunk1794 Absolutely mellifluous.

    • @rjamesyork
      @rjamesyork Год назад +126

      This comment outshines Versailles

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 Год назад +57

      @@rjamesyork bit of a poseur comment

  • @KingWael17
    @KingWael17 4 года назад +4079

    Carmine Lupertazzi Jr, the definiton of winning a war by losing every battle.

    • @Gaboxxy96
      @Gaboxxy96 4 года назад +523

      But at the same time he outlived all of them. At the end of the day I think Carmine prioritized branching out into legitimate business rather than going to war for nothing.

    • @trebaby9
      @trebaby9 3 года назад +142

      @@Gaboxxy96 true but it doesn’t make him the cleverest cat, he just had enough common sense not to follow his father to the grave when he could just as easily make lots of money and still do his own thing.

    • @Carlito_Brigante
      @Carlito_Brigante 3 года назад +294

      @@trebaby9 He played everyone. He’s the only one that won.

    • @whenidipudipwedip
      @whenidipudipwedip 3 года назад +13

      Brainless the second slept with his cousin. No one ever mentions that.

    • @ar507
      @ar507 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 3 года назад +2384

    My respect for Little Carmine as a linguist just fucking plummeted.

    • @grammarnazi9440
      @grammarnazi9440 2 года назад +14

      Agreed I just noticed that.

    • @scroopynooperz9051
      @scroopynooperz9051 2 года назад +87

      The sacred and the propane

    • @grammarnazi9440
      @grammarnazi9440 2 года назад +7

      Lmao I laughed so hard on that one...

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 2 года назад +3

      I just sailed her yesterday ! She was fine !!

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 2 года назад +10

      Hey Ray if Dan Marino would’ve held that ball laces out , you would of never missed that kick !

  • @followingtheroe1952
    @followingtheroe1952 3 года назад +1363

    The actor who played little carmine was great. Im glad david chase was able to curtail the script to his subspecies. A great character is much like a child, with many parents, or by aversion: the character is their child.

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 2 года назад +39

      Tbh now that I look at it he looked a lot like a younger Jeffery Epstein lol

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 2 года назад +11

      Ray Abruzzo

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 2 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ginzo111
      @Ginzo111 2 года назад +3

      omg bro HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH i cant

    • @mattbob1995
      @mattbob1995 Год назад +12

      the sacred and the propane

  • @mclaughlinja1995
    @mclaughlinja1995 3 года назад +929

    “Much like a child, a film has many parents.” 😂

    • @alexandrubadea4594
      @alexandrubadea4594 2 года назад +162

      Don't forget, he already had 9 movies under his subspecies

    • @rumble2468
      @rumble2468 Год назад +30

      By aversion.

    • @tedcrilly46
      @tedcrilly46 9 месяцев назад +27

      we cannot know at this time whether what he said was good or bad until a later point in time when we can know whether it was. Or wasnt.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@PeterT-i1w"shut up!"

    • @BRIANDER100
      @BRIANDER100 7 месяцев назад

      until we confirm it @@tedcrilly46

  • @phil-Leotardo.171
    @phil-Leotardo.171 4 года назад +1882

    Anthony Soprano has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big seat, his father's brother.
    I'm embarrassed. I let him come to the hospital last Christmas, and I took his fat, fuckin' hand in friendship.

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +155

      Uncle Philly!

    • @rugger104
      @rugger104 4 года назад +118

      Phil, you took a heart attack!

    • @anthonyolvera5916
      @anthonyolvera5916 4 года назад +55

      What are you waiting for? Get lost

    • @thehighburyzone311
      @thehighburyzone311 4 года назад +53

      Phil Leotardo uncle Philly, please calm down

    • @StillTheVoid
      @StillTheVoid 4 года назад +47

      Blundetto, whatever happened there?
      - Little Carmine

  • @hcirs9425
    @hcirs9425 4 года назад +1912

    “Phil Leotardo turning into a house, whatever happened there.”

  • @JohnLutherable
    @JohnLutherable 3 года назад +1506

    Little Carmine, often derided for his malapropisms, was the real winner at the end. Money, quiet life, loyal wife and his dream job of being a movie producer

    • @gregaroivanalininovich9019
      @gregaroivanalininovich9019 2 года назад +120

      ... until the rise of free internet pr0n and OnlyFans decreased the profit margin of the South Beach Strumpet series.

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 Год назад +133

      @@gregaroivanalininovich9019
      That definitely had an adverse impact on his respective bottom line

    • @johngaltspeaking213
      @johngaltspeaking213 Год назад +73

      I hear he has a few more titles under his subspecies.

    • @GeddyRC
      @GeddyRC Год назад +51

      He had a clear understanding of the sacred and propane. I'm sure he landed just fine, on bended knee.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 Год назад +2

      @@gregaroivanalininovich9019 It's not like the porn companies aren't making money, he could have worked out a deal

  • @brianmaquena9074
    @brianmaquena9074 3 года назад +728

    "A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold." - The look on Butch's face after Carmine's comment is the funniest scene in all of Sopranos.

    • @xelaplays14
      @xelaplays14 2 года назад +15

      Genius

    • @Damphouse
      @Damphouse Год назад +144

      Shit actually made sense too lmao. The life of a loved one > all the money in the world basically

    • @LaurentCardinal
      @LaurentCardinal Год назад +64

      @@Damphouse yeah I agree this is actually the only mic-drop from Carmine Jr. that made sense

    • @mbsb1376
      @mbsb1376 Год назад +60

      ​@@LaurentCardinalThey all make perfect sense. No one measures gold in gallons.

    • @LaurentCardinal
      @LaurentCardinal Год назад +25

      @@mbsb1376 thanks for clearing that up, I always thought it was gallons and not troy ounces.
      Duh it's not gallons, but if you wanna compare liquid blood you can "imagine" a gold that's been melted into the equivalent of a gallon

  • @BlastoffDiaz
    @BlastoffDiaz Год назад +350

    Best running gag in the show is that moment of confusion on everyone's face each time they cut away from Carmine talking.

    • @billyb4790
      @billyb4790 11 месяцев назад

      When I first watched the sopranos I was like is it just me or is this dude a moron?? I couldn’t understand 😂

    • @caseymckenzie3951
      @caseymckenzie3951 6 месяцев назад +4

      I think he done that by design lol so no one could decode him or even knew what the hell he was talking about as he was rising to the top

    • @IllusionSector
      @IllusionSector 2 месяца назад +5

      @@caseymckenzie3951 I think Little Carmine might be Kamala Harris' speech writer.

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 2 месяца назад

      Let's let the past be bygones, okay fellas?

  • @lookitssupergus
    @lookitssupergus 4 года назад +960

    borko, we appreciate that your time is less than limited

    • @borko1990
      @borko1990  4 года назад +206

      Time is all I've got under this 84-hour total lockdown

    • @s.v.848
      @s.v.848 4 года назад +90

      @@borko1990 But could you do 20 fucking years?!

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 4 года назад +73

      @@s.v.848 he does 84 fuckin hours a day. no more compromises.

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 года назад +21

      Sir Borko Kingsley

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 года назад +14

      We wanted to surmise borko’s interest , then tell the part to his specificities...

  • @tampabay4800
    @tampabay4800 4 года назад +745

    I am reminded of Borko the whatevers Soprano uploader. The something. He built a channel. Me and my friends saw it when we were browsing RUclips. In the end, HBO striked him in irons.

    • @borko1990
      @borko1990  4 года назад +84

      Lol

    • @brianmaquena9074
      @brianmaquena9074 3 года назад +18

      Little Carmine's speech actually made a lot of sense. But how messed up the names and pronunciation of "Ver-say-Lees, where the king lived" made it all ridiculous, LOL

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 3 года назад

      I still don't understand the point he was trying to make. Can someone explain?

    • @sunnysinghchouhan5319
      @sunnysinghchouhan5319 3 года назад +1

      Legend 👏👏

    • @ongbruhlol
      @ongbruhlol 3 года назад +20

      @@ernstthalmann4306 the point is to not be greedy. the finance minister (johnny sack) had a better house (in jersey) than the king (carmine sr.) and that greediness was his downfall. basically that johnny might be too ambitious ("lives above his head") for his own good.
      capisce?

  • @jonf1812
    @jonf1812 4 года назад +1144

    Johnny Sack is so greedy that he took all the wife he could get.

    • @merrittblankenship6827
      @merrittblankenship6827 4 года назад +37

      Jon F lmao. One of the best comments I’ve read.

    • @JamesSmith-yi9bt
      @JamesSmith-yi9bt 4 года назад +13

      Ur gonna get whacked for this. Didn’t you know Ginnys had a weight problem since the baby? John never minded, he thinks she’s rubenesk.

    • @Gbari7
      @Gbari7 4 года назад +64

      I lika womana you can graba onto a something

    • @svenskakrigare9543
      @svenskakrigare9543 4 года назад +62

      You grab onto Ginny Sack, your fucking hands will dissappear

    • @nihilistcentraluk442
      @nihilistcentraluk442 4 года назад +43

      He wanted a new ZIP code so he married one.

  • @agum9193
    @agum9193 4 года назад +413

    "i've had 9 pictures under my subspecies."

    • @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160
      @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 3 года назад +72

      I didn't even understand what he was trying to say, until the comment section informed me he was trying to say 'auspices'. God, this guy is a Shakespearean fool. That's a compliment.

    • @ggallintedtalk
      @ggallintedtalk 3 года назад +37

      @@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 I think he was trying to say ‘subsidiaries’.

    • @pshakouri
      @pshakouri 3 года назад +5

      I now realize when I watched this 15 years ago when my English wasn't good, I didn't understand half the stuff! Lol

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 3 года назад

      That’s my favourite one and most underrated

    • @Adam-bq2vw
      @Adam-bq2vw 3 года назад +13

      4 from the Sourh Beach Strumpet series alone.

  • @thefilmseeker
    @thefilmseeker 4 года назад +1072

    I love how Carmine lights his cigar as some sort of mic drop move while Tony stares at him with a "what the fuck is this guy talking about?" look on his face.

    • @danpena10565
      @danpena10565 3 года назад +71

      Not only that, the man can't even light a cigar properly.

    • @TheSamLegacy
      @TheSamLegacy 3 года назад +64

      I've noticed when characters make power moves they smoke a cigar. Tony does it, Phil and his crew do it at the end when declining an offer with Tony. I need to rewatch to catch any others. Could be looking into it too much or confirmation bias.

    • @edd8914
      @edd8914 3 года назад +12

      @@TheSamLegacy I think this idea could make a decent video.

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 3 года назад +9

      He is saying that although John seems like he is the boss Carmine will slap him in irons.

    • @prairie_dog_5443
      @prairie_dog_5443 3 года назад +1

      Haha this scene is a pure gold

  • @natemarx4999
    @natemarx4999 4 года назад +1010

    "The fundamental question is will i be as effective as a boss as my dad was, and i will be, even more so, but until i am, it's gonna be hard to verify that i think i will be more effective."

    • @markotodorovic4559
      @markotodorovic4559 4 года назад +165

      Holy shit, I lost it at that part!😂
      This fuckin' show..you really need to watch it like 2-3 times and then all these clips to catch all this stuff. Fucking hilarious

    • @mrcheezle3910
      @mrcheezle3910 4 года назад +25

      Best quote ever

    • @TheRealSuperJ
      @TheRealSuperJ 4 года назад +122

      So many words to say so little. One of the best.

    • @chrismemphis8062
      @chrismemphis8062 4 года назад +4

      @Steve Turowski See Joe Biden ruclips.net/video/L4VH2JjWDnk/видео.html

    • @2005blackpearl
      @2005blackpearl 4 года назад +19

      Chris Memphis yeah, you might want to see three years of trump slaughtering the English language on the world stage first. Even listening to him say ‘China’ is enough to make me feel like I’m having a stroke.

  • @MorgenthauMusic
    @MorgenthauMusic 2 года назад +821

    Little Carmine invented a kind of humour that wasn't even really invented before he came into the scene. He clearly is a genius.

    • @bluceree7312
      @bluceree7312 Год назад +30

      He's a savant.

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut Год назад +42

      He's the type of guy that would have a joke Time Magazine cover with a picture of himself on it framed, hanging in his house.

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut Год назад +3

      Archie bunker butchered the English language pretty badly, too.

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 11 месяцев назад +6

      it's old sounding like a intellectual while saying nothing

    • @atlantaguitar9689
      @atlantaguitar9689 10 месяцев назад +12

      I would call it an extension of malapropism.

  • @SonnyDazeNYC
    @SonnyDazeNYC 4 года назад +483

    I built a shrine next to my BBQ grill so I can always be observant of the sacred and the propane.

  • @STONESGAM
    @STONESGAM 4 года назад +1111

    Despite his mangling of the English language...Carmine was actually pretty self aware and made good decisions in mafia matters. He was right to back down in the internal war with Johnny Sack. He kind of knew he wasn't really respected by some people and was seen as a spoiled idiot son of the boss.
    He was smart to stay mostly away in Miami and just be a captain and fly under the radar and make his money. He probably had a lot of money from his dad anyway. He also had a hot wife who seemed to love him. He definitely seemed to have a better life than Tony.

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 года назад +269

      Well it’s hard to verify that carmine Lupertazzi jr would be an effective leader . But he always admired his dad . But up until that time it’s going to be hard to verify he’ll be an effective leader

    • @Azulicious
      @Azulicious 3 года назад +73

      I keep coming back to this point. I don't know if I'm convinced by the conspiracy theories that Carmine was the master puppeteer towards the end of the show and plans everything out only to swoop in and steal it all, but you have to look at the facts and acknowledge he avoided a lot of bullshit. He also wasn't afraid to be snakey in pitting people against one another (see his dad and Johnny Sac), a trait that Tony couldn't see in John. Looking at it through this lens, it does feel like that slip about Phil's brother in the sit-down could be intentional.
      But by intention or luck, you're right - Carmine seemed to have it better than Tony.

    • @jeffs1546
      @jeffs1546 3 года назад +10

      He got lucky over and over. Then just decided to step aside

    • @northernking6610
      @northernking6610 3 года назад +8

      Maybe that's the sticking post you see him as the idiot son and not a real boss

    • @jasonryan2555
      @jasonryan2555 3 года назад +22

      He also stirred the pot when it seemed that Tony and Phil were about to reconcile

  • @Paul-tn3sc
    @Paul-tn3sc 2 года назад +321

    Carmine's knowledge of French History is a mixture of the sacred AND the propane

    • @Eliq09
      @Eliq09 Год назад +25

      Very allegorical.

    • @billyb4790
      @billyb4790 11 месяцев назад +9

      That reminds me of whatever the seconds finance minister.......de somethin’....

  • @tp230
    @tp230 3 года назад +268

    As a non-native speaker of English, I was never sure whether Carmine was at it again or if I simply didn’t know a word or an expression.

    • @hullo8246
      @hullo8246 3 года назад +50

      He hardly knows English either 🤣

    • @michaeldukes4108
      @michaeldukes4108 2 года назад +40

      “At it again” 😂

    • @olofacosta3192
      @olofacosta3192 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@OptimasIntenciones too me two Times to realise why everyone köpt qouting "the sacred and the propane" before I realized lmao

    • @vinniethegooch7830
      @vinniethegooch7830 5 месяцев назад +3

      As an American, “at it again” is an expression I don’t dont use nearly enough lol

  • @alexsaam2696
    @alexsaam2696 3 года назад +274

    Everytime he speaks, he says the wrong word within each statement. So great. The subtle nuisances in his broken vocabulary make each scene priceless!

    • @sirnoname6943
      @sirnoname6943 2 года назад +10

      Definition of intelligence without intelligence to express it

    • @moonie1825
      @moonie1825 2 года назад +12

      I think you're at the precipice of a great resolution

    • @StoveSublevel
      @StoveSublevel Год назад +15

      Did it yourself there with "subtle nuisances"! :)

    • @Jwhitspecialty
      @Jwhitspecialty 11 месяцев назад +1

      Brainless the second!

    • @billyb4790
      @billyb4790 11 месяцев назад +3

      Very good. He sacred AND the propane.

  • @blasty137
    @blasty137 3 года назад +343

    1:07 I love it how Tony is basically "what the fuck was that supposed to mean", and Carmine is like "I rest my case."

    • @pfitz9346
      @pfitz9346 Год назад +49

      He genuinely makes a really good point though. Albeit incoherently. He's more or less saying a guy who gets ahead of himself and shows up the boss gets killed.

    • @goatedclips7388
      @goatedclips7388 Год назад +22

      @@pfitz9346 Sun Tazoo right? The Chinese prince Machiavelli???

    • @Dynosaur42
      @Dynosaur42 Год назад +10

      Ver - sails 😂

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 Год назад +4

      I said my piece, Tony.

    • @StitchPen
      @StitchPen 6 месяцев назад

      @@Dynosaur42(Where the king lived.)

  • @danielvlee
    @danielvlee 3 года назад +299

    I love this character... he wants to be smarter & more intellectual than actually is, constant malapropisms, but he actually has the temperament for the job of leader, unlike almost every other character in the show.

    • @DinoPimp
      @DinoPimp 2 года назад +63

      He's actually a legitimately smart cookie. He's one of those dudes who learns words only by reading them.

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 2 года назад +45

      The show has many nods to Sun Teh-zu, and I'm shocked at how many missed the fact that Little Carmine (and Albert Barese) embodied the "If you're strong, present yourself as weak." principle.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 2 года назад +25

      Tony was such a bad boss, temperamental, paranoid and with a big mouth threatening and bullying everybody. Whacking everybody because of his paranoia. I'm surprised he lasted that long as boss

    • @SL-cl9gt
      @SL-cl9gt Год назад +2

      He THINKS he’s smarter than he actually is. Not sure if he necessarily WANTS to be. That would imply extra effort. 😂

    • @defragsbin
      @defragsbin Год назад +1

      @@hisholiness4537 really difficult to say if he means to do this or it's just a happy coincidence, but he certainly lives the good life

  • @svenskakrigare9543
    @svenskakrigare9543 4 года назад +814

    I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister, duh something"

    • @pdog109
      @pdog109 4 года назад +43

      Can someone explain what the fuck Carmine is talking about because i can't figure it out.

    • @shimzofremnik
      @shimzofremnik 4 года назад +24

      @@pdog109 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Fouquet

    • @shane1489
      @shane1489 4 года назад +7

      Possibly my favorite line ... oh and the one when he’s found out that old lady got his dog Tippy

    • @HimHawJimJam
      @HimHawJimJam 4 года назад +1

      Jaime D lmao

    • @baggedhemi
      @baggedhemi 4 года назад +72

      It even outshown Versails

  • @thegreenbastard5171
    @thegreenbastard5171 4 года назад +114

    A pint of Borko is worth more than a gallon of HBO.

    • @lhap8481
      @lhap8481 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHGAGAGA

  • @romacechina
    @romacechina 4 года назад +565

    Carmine Jr is a true example of a person who says so much that means absolutely nothing in context and its what makes him so hilarious to watch along with his vast vocab.

    • @arcticpwners
      @arcticpwners 4 года назад +23

      Carmine is that type that read about
      Sun Tzu.

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted 4 года назад +9

      Most of what he said made sense just fine
      What did u think he said that didn't?

    • @romacechina
      @romacechina 4 года назад +14

      Creative what carmines does and the hilarity of him as a character is misusing, mixing up or prodding on with his words that it underscores any point he’s trying to make and makes him look hilariously pretentious and to other characters that see him is an idiot instead hence his brainless the second reputation. Very much how George bush jr came off during his presidency. Despite the fact he does have wisdom and intelligence beneath his attempts at cromulent vocabulary. That’s what I was saying not that nothing he said made sense.

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted 4 года назад +1

      @@romacechina
      I was referring to when u said he "says so much that means absolutely nothing in context"
      I don't recall him doing that, do u have any examples?

    • @afonsosousa2684
      @afonsosousa2684 4 года назад +15

      @@CustomFitted It generally does mean something, but he says it in an extremely roundabout and pretentious way that is hilarious, especially when he misuses words.

  • @joeyoung6987
    @joeyoung6987 4 года назад +369

    Carmine likes to brag about his top-of-the-line wicking technology golfing socks. But honestly, they're glorified crews.

    • @bennylevine387
      @bennylevine387 4 года назад +22

      Fuckin FootJoy over here.

    • @lastlaff2777
      @lastlaff2777 4 года назад +12

      Low hanging fruit, but brilliant nonetheless. Well done.

    • @iceveiled
      @iceveiled 4 года назад +6

      Oh you're gonna be a fuckin' funny boy now?

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 года назад +1

      This is above and beyond Borko

  • @jonhambo3979
    @jonhambo3979 4 года назад +154

    That “more effective as a boss” line almost gave me an aneurism trying to process that gem 😂 funny shit!

  • @SeeAyeEye
    @SeeAyeEye 4 года назад +259

    Im reminded of the Shah of Irans finest shoeshiner. Spitshine or something

  • @CaptainSalazar69
    @CaptainSalazar69 4 года назад +178

    Ray Abruzzo liked my comment after I said whatever happened there on his insta. Real man

    • @vuki11
      @vuki11 4 года назад +23

      he replied to me on DM..he and the guy who play Billy Leotardo, Chris Caldovino..heck, even Robert Funaro (Eugene Pontecorvo) started follow me back, i think he follow back everone who follows him on Instagram.. now that is called being cool and down on earth. God bless these fantastic actors, these series, and the most awesome fanbase EVER.

    • @jaybee2402
      @jaybee2402 4 года назад +1

      Not a fake man then? Like a transvestite? 😂

    • @CaptainSalazar69
      @CaptainSalazar69 4 года назад +1

      Jay Bee yes like your mother

    • @jaybee2402
      @jaybee2402 4 года назад +1

      @@CaptainSalazar69 Hilarious. Eaten any good books recently???

    • @officialPrighozin
      @officialPrighozin 4 года назад

      @@CaptainSalazar69 your mothah

  • @PaulHussey01
    @PaulHussey01 4 года назад +86

    We should all thank Borko for taking the trouble to post this, especially since his time is less than limited.

    • @vinniethegooch7830
      @vinniethegooch7830 4 месяца назад

      It’s going to be hard to verify if Borko will be more effective than HBO,

  • @cucumberwater6
    @cucumberwater6 6 месяцев назад +10

    dude's so confident with his words and the way he speaks that he's got me thinking i'm wrong every time i think he's speaking nonsense

  • @skullkrusher4078
    @skullkrusher4078 4 года назад +204

    "Vuh-sails"
    Gotta' love how these guys act all sophisticated and worldly, yet cannot even pronounce one of the most renown French words ever.

    • @harizotoh7
      @harizotoh7 3 года назад +19

      He's read the story in a book, and is mangling it. He hasn't heard the word spoken out loud.

    • @gsxerwhite
      @gsxerwhite 3 года назад +4

      He was the hair apparent to Carmine Lupertazzi

    • @henrydupree8412
      @henrydupree8412 3 года назад +3

      There’s a town in Kentucky called Versailles, and we also pronounce it as “Vur-sails” 😂

    • @tommclarty17
      @tommclarty17 3 года назад +8

      @@henrydupree8412 Elvis country

    • @track16ofthechronic21
      @track16ofthechronic21 2 года назад +1

      @@gsxerwhite Was the hair burning?

  • @ns687
    @ns687 4 года назад +92

    "if the proper response is not forthcoming in a businesslike timeframe"
    At that moment, he decided to speak to Lupe Jr in Lupe's own 'lingua franca', telling him to "make it right, and hurry the fuck up about it"
    You could tell after the "Louis the whatevers finance minister" allegory, Tony had a moment of "what the fuck should I do here: get him to repeat in plain fuckin English, or do I try and talk to him in the same way - on a yooman level"

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 2 года назад +152

    Always saw Carmine Jr. as an stand-in for Emperor Claudius. His speech impediments and reputation for stupidity betrayed a capable political mind that kept him in power while his enemies destroyed themselves.

    • @OQIF87NREU
      @OQIF87NREU 11 месяцев назад +18

      I think 'belied' not 'betrayed'
      ...Carmine?

    • @luked4043
      @luked4043 11 месяцев назад +8

      Very nice comparison

    • @brandonquezada9523
      @brandonquezada9523 11 месяцев назад +18

      Very allegorical

    • @KeyserSoze-vi6xe
      @KeyserSoze-vi6xe 10 месяцев назад +1

      What Empero Claudius? Another soap? Or y’all turds are studying history on Wikipedia ahahahahaha

    • @TheRealForgetfulElephant
      @TheRealForgetfulElephant 10 месяцев назад +3

      He conquered Britannia!
      Claudius only mistake was that lion wife of his

  • @johncarapinha5600
    @johncarapinha5600 4 года назад +99

    "Nine pictures under my sub-species."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluegtturbo
      @bluegtturbo 4 года назад +4

      Any idea what he actually meant ?

    • @Captainjack010
      @Captainjack010 4 года назад +12

      Nine pictures under my auspices is what he tried tot say

    • @harizotoh7
      @harizotoh7 3 года назад +1

      I have no idea what he was trying to say there.

    • @rona4851
      @rona4851 4 месяца назад

      4 in the south beach strumpets alone!

    • @DeadFishFactory
      @DeadFishFactory Месяц назад

      I think he means he has nine pictures under his subsidiaries, or his holding companies.

  • @billanderson9908
    @billanderson9908 Год назад +35

    Okay, I'll admit it. I have memorised this speech of little Carmine's and have acted it out many, many times. I love it that much, and If the people I'm around are Sopranos fans, I get tons of laughs. Little Carmine is a gem. Watch T's expression after Carmine says, "In the end, Louis clapped him in irons!"

  • @Cusnpbzn
    @Cusnpbzn 3 года назад +49

    5:02 "The story of a young man who goes to pieces then manages to find himself again." Brilliant Carmine!

  • @pdog109
    @pdog109 4 года назад +79

    Bit of a po-suer if you ask me. HBO. They like to talk the talk i dunno. Their videos, their copyright. What they re-upload that video?

  •  4 года назад +363

    Lil carmine was the funniest character in the whole show 😂

    • @equilibriumx763
      @equilibriumx763 4 года назад +52

      Oisín O'Sullivan Lil? If you wanne talk like a fuckin' Mulignan, we’ll send you to slip-and-fall school..

    • @paulevans6066
      @paulevans6066 4 года назад +31

      Tie between him and Junior. Paulie right after them.

    • @michaeljacobs6151
      @michaeljacobs6151 4 года назад +5

      Ralphy

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 года назад +2

      Well he did fix wet T-shirt contests lol

    • @kingjewelz9948
      @kingjewelz9948 3 года назад +1

      Naw Ralphy , Sack and Phil

  • @Ren_1090
    @Ren_1090 4 года назад +87

    Ironically, everyone who liked to talk down (somewhat) to Little Carmine was dead by the end of the show while he still was alive, making him the smartest one of them all.
    Guy had a good thing going tbh.

    • @danpena10565
      @danpena10565 3 года назад +10

      Little Carmine is the Sopranos' Bran the Broken, did nothing but won.

    • @oliver6257
      @oliver6257 4 месяца назад

      He said it in a stupid way but I don't think it's dumb in itself. It shows that he's looking at his thoughts objectively.

  • @hastur3201
    @hastur3201 4 года назад +88

    Historically, historical uploads always come after copyright claims. I think Borko left all those enormous crossroads behind, now he is going to vetify that he thinks he will be the most effective uploader

  • @kamilzieba7427
    @kamilzieba7427 4 года назад +70

    If there’s one thing my father taught me, it’s this. A pint of Borko costs more than a gallon of hbo!

  • @StuFlyboyReay
    @StuFlyboyReay 2 года назад +66

    Little Carmine was one of my favourite characters in The Soprano’s.
    The heir apparent, brainless the second.
    Most of the writing for Little Carmine was genius.

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 2 года назад +11

      Hair* apparent

    • @pierregasly3547
      @pierregasly3547 Год назад

      They should've done more with him

    • @billyb4790
      @billyb4790 11 месяцев назад +1

      I imagine the writers lighting a joint before writing his lines.

  • @patriciogonzaga3101
    @patriciogonzaga3101 Год назад +21

    “You’re at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroad.” 😂

  • @kcbh24
    @kcbh24 4 года назад +158

    Paulie: heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-HEH-AY, CHRISSAY! 😂

  • @blksheep176
    @blksheep176 4 года назад +321

    The only thing little carmine ever whacked
    The English language.

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 года назад +12

      Joey peeps

    • @aldiyarball2914
      @aldiyarball2914 4 года назад +7

      B Sp it’s sad when they go

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 года назад +9

      Aldiyar Ball WHEN THEY GOO!!!!!!????

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 года назад +1

      Very good Francesca

    • @silviodante6792
      @silviodante6792 3 года назад +3

      It outshone Versales

  • @erk1229
    @erk1229 4 года назад +45

    Phil House kept that show together. It was always incredible to tune in every week to HBO to see, season after season, how the many hijinks and disputes of the main characters could be resolved through the kind words, wisdom, and guidance of Phil House. Every week the characters would visit Phil House in Brooklyn to learn a new lesson in love, kindness, and loyalty, and this compilation shows the positive benefits of Phil House's lessons in rhetoric, which he taught to Carmine Jr. so that he could go on to resolve arguments through love, excellent diction, and a knack for storytelling (without everybody having to drive to Brooklyn to see Phil House). Some people say they wish the writers had done more with Phil House, but considering he was integral to argument resolution and peacekeeping in almost every episode of The Sopranos, I would say they did enough with him. What a great show.

  • @mitchellbowman22
    @mitchellbowman22 4 года назад +63

    Tony was such an underrated character. Really wish they did more with him

  • @douglaswilke8582
    @douglaswilke8582 4 года назад +14

    Hey Borko, Thanks for " surmising our interests and tailoring your videos to your own specificities."

  • @JasonsDigitalStuff
    @JasonsDigitalStuff 2 года назад +34

    "The fundamental question is, will I be effective as a boss as my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective." lol, wow

  • @Djrossi13
    @Djrossi13 4 года назад +71

    “Glad you noticed that. Very observant. The holy and the propane.”

    • @mr.galactico7544
      @mr.galactico7544 3 года назад +3

      I didn't understand the reference point of this one.

    • @Djrossi13
      @Djrossi13 3 года назад +7

      @@mr.galactico7544 “The holy and the profane” is a phrase people use to describe a moral juxtaposition. Obviously he screwed it up, great script writing.

    • @buckfuttler2877
      @buckfuttler2877 3 года назад +2

      "Sacred"

  • @stevelamprou
    @stevelamprou 3 года назад +72

    Carmine Lupertazzi Jr is almost a mythical figure.

  • @JohnDoe-ix6my
    @JohnDoe-ix6my 3 года назад +46

    The funniest thing about carmine is that even though they made fun of carmine he had everything they wanted

  • @adamchewy2284
    @adamchewy2284 4 года назад +59

    " His shoes... his shine.."

    • @PussyBonpensiero
      @PussyBonpensiero 4 года назад +8

      He hasn't been boss of a shoeshine stand long

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 4 года назад +2

      Sonova bitch

    • @anthonyolvera5916
      @anthonyolvera5916 4 года назад +3

      She used to brush her teeth with the stuff

    • @PussyBonpensiero
      @PussyBonpensiero 4 года назад

      Oh Sil', that leather trechcoat you had on at the Ralphie/Paulie sitdown was on point, you looked like a friggin SS officer....I KNOW NOTHING! NOTHING!!

    • @brigadesFC9
      @brigadesFC9 2 месяца назад

      HAHHAA

  • @leejon83
    @leejon83 Год назад +20

    One of the most underrated characters on the show. The other guys throw out their silly malapropisms here and there but Carmine was a factory.

  • @Rob_V_W85
    @Rob_V_W85 4 года назад +69

    This video deserves more like buttons than my grandmother's corset.

    • @p331083
      @p331083 4 года назад

      Gonna be hard, she let everyone see that.

  • @MilanVoorhees
    @MilanVoorhees 7 месяцев назад +3

    “A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold” is actually quite a neat quote

  • @northernking6610
    @northernking6610 3 года назад +24

    A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. - carmine lupertazzi jr

  • @WalrusDoom
    @WalrusDoom 3 года назад +24

    It was pretty avant-garde of HBO to have so many characters transform into houses by the final season.

  • @Njderig
    @Njderig 4 года назад +70

    “He tried to recruit my moulanyan” lmao

    • @ewanmacfarlane9195
      @ewanmacfarlane9195 4 года назад +9

      And worse he roughed up my appraiser.

    • @johnjuarez8005
      @johnjuarez8005 3 года назад +2

      Was he one of the two black guys robbing random ppl?

    • @illusionsofgrand3ur
      @illusionsofgrand3ur 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@johnjuarez8005 Oh yeah, those two guys!

    • @johnjuarez8005
      @johnjuarez8005 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@illusionsofgrand3ur Yeah the gifted ones from Slip and Fall School!

  • @patrickoriley6791
    @patrickoriley6791 4 года назад +10

    I finished watching this series for the 5th time yesterday. Yesterday. I am already on here watching Borko’s clips. That’s how great this show (and Borko’s clips) are. He’s an old fashioned guy that Borko, very allegorical.

  • @arf2003
    @arf2003 4 года назад +20

    Borko this alteration you had with HBO...you're at the precipice, of an enormous crossroads.

  • @joshschaeffer3300
    @joshschaeffer3300 4 года назад +13

    I like how theres usually some sense to what hes saying. It's hard to see but its there.

  • @islapfools3282
    @islapfools3282 4 года назад +42

    I had a dream, Borko was wearing one of those paper crowns. Like a Burger King or what have you.

  • @anthonyolvera5916
    @anthonyolvera5916 4 года назад +103

    That borko is a tough nut to crack his subcribers are a glorified crew

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 4 года назад +13

      Borko makes anybody and everybody, and the way he does it is all effed up. Subbers don't get their fingers pricked. There's no sorting gun on the table.

    • @gorillone86
      @gorillone86 3 года назад +3

      WOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!! 🤘🏽

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 года назад +1

      @@Agent1W Borko's subscribers, huh? A bunch of farmers

  • @BonySopraneaux
    @BonySopraneaux 6 месяцев назад +3

    “THE something” never gets old

  • @Virus2304
    @Virus2304 4 года назад +86

    A pint of likes costs more than a gallon of gold

    • @henners8910
      @henners8910 4 года назад +1

      Spike Spiegel Tonne of gold Carmine a Tonne you dumb muda.

  • @plev10
    @plev10 3 года назад +15

    I find myself grasping at claws to express my imprecations of Little Carmine's persperationous locutions and his indomital spirit.

  • @Freddie1980
    @Freddie1980 Год назад +11

    "Some of you know I've had 9 pictures under my sub-spices" - I'm dead.

  • @GreenEvanJ
    @GreenEvanJ 4 года назад +4

    I appreciate the prospect you’re showing us, Borko, coming onto this platform and preaching out to us at this time, allegorically speaking. It’s a great sticking post.

  • @SirGrimLockSmithVIII
    @SirGrimLockSmithVIII 5 месяцев назад +3

    4:49
    I love how everyone actually considers what he says for a second and are all genuinely confused by the possibility that what he said may actually have merit.

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo 4 года назад +28

    Carmine is one of the gems in the series. Dumb in ways but really the cleverest because he avoids getting whacked and always tries to resolve issues without the stress of turf wars. This 'alteration' you had with him ...hahahaha how true, cos many facial features were indeed altered...

  • @lpr5269
    @lpr5269 4 года назад +10

    "And I just lost my friend Rusty." Cut to Tony and Phil acknowledging their part in Rusty's unfortunate demise. "Our friend. The Mayor of Munchkinland. John wants him gone."

  • @Reemer894
    @Reemer894 4 года назад +2

    The specificities of these vid titles keep me coming back to this channel. It definitely outshines Ver-sales

  • @melk100
    @melk100 4 года назад +6

    Little Carmine is something close to a Super Hero when it comes to f-ing up idioms and expressions (and names) in a perfectly perfect way.

  • @skvirtals
    @skvirtals 4 года назад +24

    The "duh something" was Nicolas Fouquet, he was the finance advisor for King Lois XIV

    • @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160
      @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 3 года назад +2

      Interesting to know, but I still have no idea what his point was, and clearly, neither did Tony.

    • @skvirtals
      @skvirtals 3 года назад +12

      @@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 means that Nicolas overstepped King Lois, thus Lois had him clapped. Carmine means that Johnny maybe overstepping Carmine Sr. Which could result in similar fate

    • @lilquakeroats554
      @lilquakeroats554 5 месяцев назад

      @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 Shows your intelligence level, I understood perfectly well

  • @jackdriscoll8387
    @jackdriscoll8387 3 года назад +18

    i actually just realized what carmine was trying to say in that florida meeting😂. if his father is louis the whoever, john is his financial guy (“duh something”). he built a house that outshone his kings palace (johnny having greed that outweighs carmine sr.) little carmine believes this will lead to his father reprimanding johnny eventually. (i.e. “clapped him in irons)

    • @mrgreen4688
      @mrgreen4688 6 месяцев назад +2

      alfred einstein over here

  • @anandnairkollam
    @anandnairkollam 2 месяца назад +1

    That is one great actor and whoever wrote his golden dialogues.

  • @TomOostenrijk
    @TomOostenrijk 3 года назад +7

    '' A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold'' This guy, man xD

  • @Adam-bq2vw
    @Adam-bq2vw 3 года назад +10

    The look on Butch’s face when Carmine Jr. says that line about a gallon of gold. 🤣

  • @chunkymilk
    @chunkymilk Год назад +5

    2:46 The fundamental question is ‘will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was?’. And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

  • @patrickrogers02
    @patrickrogers02 4 года назад +22

    "Fair fair oohgatz fair!!"

    • @patrickrogers02
      @patrickrogers02 4 года назад +7

      @Paulie Gualtieri You want a martini Paulie? It's from Albania and goes down real easy!

    • @patrickrogers02
      @patrickrogers02 4 года назад +3

      @Paulie Gualtieri Hey, I'm trying something new. Broaden your horizons.

    • @patrickrogers02
      @patrickrogers02 4 года назад +4

      @Paulie Gualtieri No wonder Vito always order sausages and long hots to go. Oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

    • @mrfreudfah9201
      @mrfreudfah9201 4 года назад +2

      Hamala hamala ya framistan

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 4 года назад +2

      @@patrickrogers02 Where'd you get this bread? The bread museum?!

  • @TheSci-fiAnarchist42
    @TheSci-fiAnarchist42 6 месяцев назад +4

    "I won't let what happened to my father happen to me."
    You mean choking to death on an egg salad?

  • @BRIANDER100
    @BRIANDER100 2 года назад +4

    I appreciate your time is less than limited

  • @phillyeaglesphan
    @phillyeaglesphan 4 года назад +17

    Carmine was the smartest guy in the Sopranos.

  • @BakaryD
    @BakaryD 5 дней назад +1

    We appreciate that your time is less than limited

  • @HeelFranco
    @HeelFranco 4 года назад +4

    borko doing gods work, and for that we thank you. Godspeed.

  • @MobKnowledge
    @MobKnowledge 4 года назад +16

    "That precipice... I wonder if it was chalked."

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 года назад +9

      Very funny Matty, Very cute

    • @ajbahus
      @ajbahus 4 года назад +5

      @@James_Price79 I don't quite get it but...

  • @LeahElisheva
    @LeahElisheva 3 года назад +6

    2:17 Johnny Sac “what, they resod that green?!? “😂

  • @Johnny42877
    @Johnny42877 Год назад +6

    4:37 the look phil and tony give eachother always kills me😭😭😭the mayor of munchkin land was such a great character, wish we saw more of him.

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 3 года назад +46

    I think Little Carmine would've been really good as a corporate level advisor or consultant for like a chain of grocery stores or something, like HEB or Publix, or whatever. The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a boss like Charles Butts is? I think he will be, even more so, BUTT until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that he'll be more effective.

  • @caseymckenzie3951
    @caseymckenzie3951 6 месяцев назад +2

    Carmine was smarter than people thought he knew what to say when to say he always knew what he was doing

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 5 месяцев назад

      He seems well read but he needed a book club to help him with his pronunciation.

  • @kenadams2251
    @kenadams2251 3 года назад +11

    The fundamental question is, will i be as effective as a boss as like my dad was, and i will be even more so, but until i am it’s going to be hard to verify that i think i’ll be more effective

  • @Josfarid
    @Josfarid 10 месяцев назад +3

    That Louis XIV story (and that vague reference to Richelieu’s palace) is the omen of Tony’s ending , Carmine Jr is telling him : You will never, ever be over New York, where the kings live. I still think that Carmine JR is a mastermind playing the idiot card.

  • @rugger104
    @rugger104 4 года назад +29

    How many Wet T-Shirt Contests did Carmine fix in Ver-SAILS?

  • @BleachCowboy2016
    @BleachCowboy2016 2 года назад +1

    “ it’ll be hard to verify that I think I’ll be more effective “ 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @LionHeart09
    @LionHeart09 4 года назад +14

    Borko - can we get a compilation of ball breaking aliases on the show? Brainless the second. Charles schwab over here, Mayor of munchkinland etc etc

    • @reverendx4ever
      @reverendx4ever 4 года назад +2

      * *Lion Heart* Borko is the man for the job. Show him 2 hundred fazools. He'll do it No sweat

  • @halfrutter2226
    @halfrutter2226 2 года назад +17

    I loved when he was featured. You could always count on something hilariously stupid to fall out of his mouth. 😁👍