@@TheLaxLuther What is yours? You like comedians that drop the f bomb every two seconds? Insult and target people? Going by your insults here and the inability to move on and the disrespect to your self. You probably like leafyishere lmao
I remember sitting in my dad's van as a kid (1970-ish) when he was trying to melt the hard frozen snow on the windscreen with the screen demister. We sat there for about ten minutes, then there was a huge BANG as the windscreen shattered... and all the snow fell in about 10 seconds later. The van was so old it had a toughened windscreen. I learnt new words that day! 😱😁
Many so called ‘ stand up comedians’ these days make fun at the expense of others, specially the ones that interact with the audience , its down right nasty. This is why I love Michaels material, he picks up situations from our daily lives and adds clean humor to it. We need more like him.
Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles in this world, God is full of justice, mercy and love. Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans . The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom. If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction). He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place. He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it. He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way. NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus. If you have any questions let me know Xx
Corona virus is a bio weapon released by the CCP from their Wuhan lab. (not a man made virus or genetically engineered). China had already discovered a vaccine for it. That's how they got it under perfect control, their aim is to cripple western economies which they have successfully done. The WHO are corrupted by Chinese officials and funding. Their "investigation" relies entirely on info and samples provided by CCP, who agrees?
@@playerone6995 Of course it does. We can deal with it better than the brits. We have the infrastructure in place. They close down roads. We just get on with our day
@@kickinblue in fairness, we get bad snow maybe once every 3 or 4 years. It would be a waste of time and money for us to make Canada style preparations and infrastructure for something that affects us for 2 weeks out of the year.
@@anthonycunningham8116 I live in Denmark which gets much the same weather as the UK. We manage to have better infrastructure despite not getting snow every year.
My son spent his first 25 yrs in Somerset in the West of England and it snowed twice. He moved to Buckinghamshire in the middle of England and it snowed every winter. Then he moved up to North Yorkshire. No Snow because he lives on the East coast!!
It's so true. I was so shocked when visiting for Christmas to experience how little snow it took. My flight had landed relatively early in the day, and it had just begun to snow, and by evening there was a few cm's of snow on the ground with more still falling. All very lovely and picturesque. But the news was full of airport closures and traffic chaos due to snow. I was so surprised.
Well, yes, but the point is that other than Scotland, the UK doesn't generally get the amount or longevity of snow that would make the kinds of infrastructure/interventions/preparedness you find in countries that do get it remotely worth it on a cost-benefit analysis. On average we only get the sort of snow that causes any significant disruption about once every 4 years, and it rarely sits around for more than 1 or 2 weeks. This winter so far in NW England for example we've had some snow a couple of weeks ago, but it was all gone within 2 days because the temperature rose again.
In Finland the snow *always* surprises the drivers. We get snow every winter. We know it's coming. OH, SHIT! IT'S HERE! And there there is much commotion... for a day. And then we suffer the long, cold and dark winter in silence.
Imagine if you lived in Florida, and you get snow once every few years. "Oh come look everyone, it's 'Pour a gallon of boiling hot water on the car windshield and driveway Day' ". Because that's what they do in Florida when it starts snowing. 😂
Something I've noticed some people do is pour boiling water over the windscreen to melt any frost, my uncle says that's stupid because it would cause the windscreen to crack, I didn't believe him, until my mum's windscreen cracked
Don't they sell window scrapers where you are from? It can chip through 1/4 or thicker ice, and scrape thick frost. Some even come with brushes so the light fluffy snow can just be brushed off. And then patience with the defroster.
I'm in Northern Ontario and as soon as he said that little crescent was clear I thought, "now he's good to drive". I doubt there's a Canadian who hasn't driven like that a time or two... Windshield seems to defrost quicker once the car is moving. Lol
I live in northern BC where we experience the same windshield defrosting phenomenom. 😂 BTW, are our cats siblings separated and sent to different provinces to live?!? 😅
Americans do the same thing. We also run to the grocery store if snow is forecasted. Eggs, milk and bread get sold out. Everyone apparently believe they can get through whatever comes with those 3 items.
You forgot the part where the doors don’t open except for the right back one, and then you have to crawl through that to start up the car and get the de-icer.
I live in Canada and years ago I made the mistake of getting my car washed on Christmas Eve before driving, what should have been, 8 hours home to my sister's. However, it ended up being a lot longer because the gas stations closed early because it was Christmas Eve and in Northern Ontario the gas stations can be pretty far between so I had to ask the police for assistance. There was also a guy traveling who needed to fill his car up too. So the cop called the owner of the gas station and we had to wait for him to finish at church. He finally came, filled my car and I was back on the road. Then I hit a snow storm. It was so bad I couldn't tell where the highway was. I just looked for the snowbank on the side, hoped I didn't go too far over, hoped I wasn't in the oncoming lane, and hoped a transport didn't come along in the other direction. It was slow going. Got to my sister's house at 1am. Went to get the kids' gifts out of the trunk and the lock was frozen over because I was an idiot and had my car washed before leaving on this drive. I was outside after 1am with an extension cord and a hair dryer to melt the ice off the lock so I could get the gifts out of the trunk. Lesson learned lol
We usually get rain, then ice, then snow. Fun times! If only the right back door would open! No, no, no. Only the trunk will open on the sedan. So at 6:45 am, still mostly dark, you have to figure out how to fold the back seats forward without having access to " the button", and at 50+ years of age, you manage to crawl into the trunk of your sub compact, thru the tiny hole made by the lowered seat back, between the front seats and over the gear shift to finally start the car - all while wondering what resulting body pain will rear its ugly head for having had to move in ways it hasn't had to move for decades!
Frost on car windows. 1. Start the car. 2. Brush of snow with a broom. 3. Optional depending on how safe your location is: go back inside and finish preparing for the day (brush teeth, toilet, breakfast, coffee, etc.) 4. Take a scraper, or a plastic card if you don’t have scraper, and just easily scrape off the window frost. 5. Drive safe. Norwegian style.
@@fcturner You're right. It's the sensible way. I used to do it that way when I lived in Chicago. But my comment was tongue in cheek because there's less room for humour in sensible behaviour. Now I live in South Africa and miss the snow!
Imagine if you lived in Florida, and you get snow once every few years. "Oh come look everyone, it's 'Pour a gallon of boiling hot water on the car windshield and driveway Day' ". Because that's what they do in Florida when it starts snowing. 😂
Thank you so much @Michael McIntyre for being who you are! And for this awesome video and all of your videos which are awesome! You are in my humble opinion a comedic genius and I love your work because you’re so funny without having to be rude or mean to somebody about it! I love you my Soul Sibling and I pray joyful wonderful blessings for all of us all the time everywhere thank you! 🫶🏼🙏🍓🍀☮️🤠🤓🦉🤪🙃💖🥳💐😇🍶🦾🎂
In Winnipeg Manitoba Canada I worked in a hospital and they have a list of people who have snow machines that they can call to get doctors into work if the streets are too full of snow. Everyone else has to find a way in.
I grew up in a state that would get a ton of snow, now I live in a state that gets zero snow. Long story short I miss the snow, and this was hilariously accurate!
Just bought three tickets to his Aussie show in March 2023! 🙌🏼 Going to take mum and my friend… I wouldn’t miss the chance to see Michael McIntyre live for anything!
I too have travelled on an imaginary bus when it has been cancelled due to snow. We travelled the bus route and people got off at designated bus stops. Not only did we walk we also walked in true formation of a bus. We walked in two sets of pairs with an aisle down the middle. When it came to directions everybody signalled with their hand so that if there had been a vehicle behind us they would know that we were turning. There was never actually a vehicle behind us and we still follow procedure just in case.
Your mum, auntie Julie and myself, have walked to St Peter’s in Mill Hill. Not far from were you lived in Blackburn. We had snow coming over the top of our wellington’s. But school was open. These days two flakes of snow and they send the flipping soft kids ( these days home ). We only got sent home, when the school heating Boiler Blew. 😅😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤
We do but not consistently every winter or for long periods of time. Seems to me we used to get more snow when I was a kid in the 70s and 80s but maybe that’s just faulty memory.
Unless you're in the North, or Scotland.. Its a little more organised in areas where they expect it. People still go to work in the North, even if you wake up with most of their car covered. My first snow experience in London was bizarre, everything was pretty much shut down and people used it as an excuse not to head into work. The snow didn't even settle, but it clearly frightened the south into hibernation.
In Alaska, a common feature for vehicles is an automatic remote start so that you can start your windscreen defrosting as you're checking out the groceries or brushing your teeth or the sermon at church is just concluding!
I remember when me and my friends were in England on apprenticeship. We were suposed to go to London at some point, so our tutor gave everyone date time and place where we were supposed to meet alright?, the day we had our train it started snowing, but whatever it isnt really that big of a deal just 1cm of snow, me and my friend leave our house and go to bus stop, the problem was not a single bus was going to drive that day, ok whatever Train station was only 4km away, we get on our way. The streets were like a ghost town's EMPTY no cars no people just us, for 3km we saw MAYBE 5 people, all in cars looking at us like we are someone crazy. At 1km away from station our tutor calls us and tells us that trip is cancelled coz there is too much snow for trains. We were kinda suprised but ok, on our way back home we saw no one except one guy on bike, at this point we just called Dzień dobry ,,good day in Polish'' and guess what, he was from poland too. Kinda funny how whole city was paralized by little bit of snow :D
Corona virus is a bio weapon released by the CCP from their Wuhan lab. (not a man made virus or genetically engineered). China had already discovered a vaccine for it. That's how they got it under perfect control, their aim is to cripple western economies which they have successfully done. The WHO are corrupted by Chinese officials and funding. Their "investigation" relies entirely on info and samples provided by CCP, who agrees?
The world is in such a bad way right now, we need this excellent comedian to keep us on an even keel. I love Michael McIntyre because he is a family comedian, I don’t think I have ever heard him be smutty, no rude jokes, all good clean comedy! Thank you Michael, long may you remain at the top of your profession! 🙏🙏🙏
I am Canadian and lived in the UK for a few years. I was always amused at how much of a sensation snow caused. It makes total sense though, the resources and infrastructure for clearing snow is expensive and when it doesn't snow that often, the money is better spent on other needs. British people would often ask me about how we 'handle' similar situations in Canada, (as a Canadian, I was deemed to be an expert on this subject). I always enjoyed the reaction of people when I would tell stories about the buses being replaced by dog sled trams.
I couldn't believe it when I went to Canada and saw the amazing dustbin lorry with its huge automatic arm collecting bins in the snow. Also that you have winter tyres which makes you able to drive in snow at a normal speed.
I got snowed in at home once, about 15 years ago. I was living in a small town in the Mojave Desert, about 60 km from Las Vegas, Nevada. That is 40 km from Death Valley, California, one of the hottest, driest places on Earth. The schools in Las Vegas have snow days, about every ten years. Any visible snow on the road will do it. Just trying to get a feel as to what kind of weather they have over there.
He is pretty huge in Australia as well, I have seen him live in Brisbane, truly hilarious, most of the crowd were in tears of laughter whenever I looked around the room
I actually landed here after watching a video in which "(English with) Lucy" explained how British humor works and man... this is simply hilarious. Seems like I found a new favourite comedian to watch.
Michael please come to NewZealand.when we finally get snow,it’s usually about,half an inch, and the country has to close down,roads are closed,schools are closed, and everyone sits at their windows taking photos.😂😂😂😂
In Australia we don't have much snow where most people live so I was telling friends about my winter in Southern Tasmania, 42° South, I would put the sunshade on the outside of the windscreen and then rip it off when ready to drive taking the ice with it, my Welsh friends looked at each other and said " How many times have you had to wee on the lock to unlock your car?" The other one said " "Hundreds of times if you forgot to take your de icing spray into the pub" we don't know ice and snow here
Well I'm from Chicago and I have a couple friends in England. The photos they sent me of their big snowfall my first reaction was where is it? It looked like barely a dusting
Corona virus is a bio weapon released by the CCP from their Wuhan lab. (not a man made virus or genetically engineered). China had already discovered a vaccine for it. That's how they got it under perfect control, their aim is to cripple western economies which they have successfully done. The WHO are corrupted by Chinese officials and funding. Their "investigation" relies entirely on info and samples provided by CCP, who agrees?
The 'Snow-Bus-Walk' = ℹ️., Real. My last was Feb 2010, huGE snowfall, still traveling to work., Return trip had *SnowJAM* +4hrs.., eVentually driver shutdown heater, & had to walk 3hrs in grade1 ❄️🌨️❄️ Blizzard.
Watching the first clip, as well as others from other shows, I feel often like HOW DOES HE KNOW ME SO INTIMATELY??!!! So much so that apparently he also knows a good deal of my actual thinking processes. :') He must be a wizard.
I sit here alone in my bedroom watching Michael McIntyre and laughing myself silly - he is my gift to myself.
sameee
Try Dylan Moran he's also funny
That's beautiful
your sense of humour is defunct
@@TheLaxLuther What is yours? You like comedians that drop the f bomb every two seconds? Insult and target people? Going by your insults here and the inability to move on and the disrespect to your self. You probably like leafyishere lmao
I remember sitting in my dad's van as a kid (1970-ish) when he was trying to melt the hard frozen snow on the windscreen with the screen demister. We sat there for about ten minutes, then there was a huge BANG as the windscreen shattered... and all the snow fell in about 10 seconds later. The van was so old it had a toughened windscreen. I learnt new words that day! 😱😁
🙊 😂
That can HAPPEN??!
Thanks for making me laugh!
Haha..childhood memories can be grand hey!!
Who loves watching him on a bad day. He just makes me laugh so much
Exactly! He's my go to when I'm feeling low and need a laugh 😂
I agree
Sorry for promoting my almost funny comedy channel. I am to cheap to pay for commercials. Give me a chance to make you laugh 😀🙌
Yes, Micheal McIntyre is an antidepressant in comedian form. For me he’s the definition of comedic relief!
Agreed, he is my go to when I need a good laugh, get the snacks and just binge out on them and Michael LOL XX
Many so called ‘ stand up comedians’ these days make fun at the expense of others, specially the ones that interact with the audience , its down right nasty. This is why I love Michaels material, he picks up situations from our daily lives and adds clean humor to it. We need more like him.
So, the best ones...
Dave Chapelle, Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr
@@lucas-xf7rc Stewart Lee... The comedians' comedian.
Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles in this world, God is full of justice, mercy and love.
Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans
. The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom.
If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction).
He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place.
He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it.
He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way.
NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus.
If you have any questions let me know Xx
Dry bar comedy is a good YT channel for clean comedy, would recommend 👍😊
@@bearvillebear1468 what has this got to do with this video.? If you want to get all religious I suggest you get your own site.
I love how he can make comedy out of common everyday situations 😂😂
Absolutely and he doesn't have to use curse words either to make people laugh!
Corona virus is a bio weapon released by the CCP from their Wuhan lab. (not a man made virus or genetically engineered). China had already discovered a vaccine for it. That's how they got it under perfect control, their aim is to cripple western economies which they have successfully done. The WHO are corrupted by Chinese officials and funding. Their "investigation" relies entirely on info and samples provided by CCP, who agrees?
That's the best comedy because everybody can relate to it
@@bbomber2299 it helps you laugh at yourself and how everyone has so many of the same quirks for a while
All the best comedians do!!
As a Canadian who has lived in Britain during their winter, this is frustratingly accurate
Doesn't it snow in Canada?
@@playerone6995 Of course it does. We can deal with it better than the brits. We have the infrastructure in place. They close down roads. We just get on with our day
@@kickinblue in fairness, we get bad snow maybe once every 3 or 4 years. It would be a waste of time and money for us to make Canada style preparations and infrastructure for something that affects us for 2 weeks out of the year.
@@anthonycunningham8116 I live in Denmark which gets much the same weather as the UK. We manage to have better infrastructure despite not getting snow every year.
My son spent his first 25 yrs in Somerset in the West of England and it snowed twice. He moved to Buckinghamshire in the middle of England and it snowed every winter. Then he moved up to North Yorkshire. No Snow because he lives on the East coast!!
I heard on the radio today that people who drive with a little slit on the windcsreen to see out are called "tank commanders" by the AA and Police.
Me. I also have a tea urn in the front and a cup that keeps my tea hot.
@@jameswatsonatheistgamer And a couple of MRE ration packs in the glovebox one would hope...
@@Aeronaut1975 And the hot sauce. MRE's taste like sh1t.
@@Aeronaut1975 The special forces use secret sauce.
@@jameswatsonatheistgamer I hear that some of the British MREs are quite good, like the curries and stuff. Wouldn't know, never tried one.
A big hello from Eastern Canada, Prince Edward Island. It's hilarious to hear him talk about snow.
What do europeans know about snow? Compared to you?? Nothing!!
It's so true. I was so shocked when visiting for Christmas to experience how little snow it took. My flight had landed relatively early in the day, and it had just begun to snow, and by evening there was a few cm's of snow on the ground with more still falling. All very lovely and picturesque. But the news was full of airport closures and traffic chaos due to snow. I was so surprised.
Well, yes, but the point is that other than Scotland, the UK doesn't generally get the amount or longevity of snow that would make the kinds of infrastructure/interventions/preparedness you find in countries that do get it remotely worth it on a cost-benefit analysis.
On average we only get the sort of snow that causes any significant disruption about once every 4 years, and it rarely sits around for more than 1 or 2 weeks. This winter so far in NW England for example we've had some snow a couple of weeks ago, but it was all gone within 2 days because the temperature rose again.
In Finland the snow *always* surprises the drivers.
We get snow every winter. We know it's coming.
OH, SHIT! IT'S HERE!
And there there is much commotion... for a day.
And then we suffer the long, cold and dark winter in silence.
It's the same here in Canada! We get snow every year, but it's always a surprise for at least the first day!
Imagine if you lived in Florida, and you get snow once every few years.
"Oh come look everyone, it's 'Pour a gallon of boiling hot water on the car windshield and driveway Day' ".
Because that's what they do in Florida when it starts snowing. 😂
Why don’t you leave??? It’s a big planet !!
Same in Colorado. I still take the school/city snow days off as I also drive all over town.
Michael's comedy IS just that, comedy. Nothing nasty or anything, just hilarious fun!
Something I've noticed some people do is pour boiling water over the windscreen to melt any frost, my uncle says that's stupid because it would cause the windscreen to crack, I didn't believe him, until my mum's windscreen cracked
😂😭💀
I've always put hot water on my screen, never had a problem...
Use tepid neutral temp not warm.
Don't they sell window scrapers where you are from? It can chip through 1/4 or thicker ice, and scrape thick frost. Some even come with brushes so the light fluffy snow can just be brushed off. And then patience with the defroster.
I bet it isn't wonderful for the seals even if it doesn't crack the glass.
He’s a great comedian! He’s very animated while he’s telling his stories!
I love this guy! No matter what, I always find myself smiling when I listen to just a few minutes of him!
I live in Western Canada and we call that peeking through the bottom "The Alberta Crouch".
I'm in Northern Ontario and as soon as he said that little crescent was clear I thought, "now he's good to drive". I doubt there's a Canadian who hasn't driven like that a time or two... Windshield seems to defrost quicker once the car is moving. Lol
I live in northern BC where we experience the same windshield defrosting phenomenom. 😂
BTW, are our cats siblings separated and sent to different provinces to live?!? 😅
Americans do the same thing. We also run to the grocery store if snow is forecasted. Eggs, milk and bread get sold out. Everyone apparently believe they can get through whatever comes with those 3 items.
Australians go for toilet paper in a crisis
@@margaretvassallo5015 judging by the issues we had last year, so do Americans apparently.
@diogenes...what about butter? But I expect you just go for a barrel to get in to! 😉😂 lol.😆
Going into Lockdown for third time. Have to rewatch Michael to stay sane. Love this man!!!🥰
Hold on there! Some day it will be over (I hope!!!!!)
Who else got this recommended during the snow?
Me
Me
I wish i had snow. I mean like im pretty much in the one place in the uk where it's not snowing. :(
me
@@animator77nic me too
You forgot the part where the doors don’t open except for the right back one, and then you have to crawl through that to start up the car and get the de-icer.
I live in Canada and years ago I made the mistake of getting my car washed on Christmas Eve before driving, what should have been, 8 hours home to my sister's. However, it ended up being a lot longer because the gas stations closed early because it was Christmas Eve and in Northern Ontario the gas stations can be pretty far between so I had to ask the police for assistance. There was also a guy traveling who needed to fill his car up too. So the cop called the owner of the gas station and we had to wait for him to finish at church. He finally came, filled my car and I was back on the road. Then I hit a snow storm. It was so bad I couldn't tell where the highway was. I just looked for the snowbank on the side, hoped I didn't go too far over, hoped I wasn't in the oncoming lane, and hoped a transport didn't come along in the other direction. It was slow going. Got to my sister's house at 1am. Went to get the kids' gifts out of the trunk and the lock was frozen over because I was an idiot and had my car washed before leaving on this drive. I was outside after 1am with an extension cord and a hair dryer to melt the ice off the lock so I could get the gifts out of the trunk. Lesson learned lol
@@skeptical6307 This is why Santa has a sleigh. :)
@@HisWordisLife4U lol I should have asked him for a lift lol
@@skeptical6307 exactly.
We usually get rain, then ice, then snow. Fun times! If only the right back door would open! No, no, no. Only the trunk will open on the sedan. So at 6:45 am, still mostly dark, you have to figure out how to fold the back seats forward without having access to " the button", and at 50+ years of age, you manage to crawl into the trunk of your sub compact, thru the tiny hole made by the lowered seat back, between the front seats and over the gear shift to finally start the car - all while wondering what resulting body pain will rear its ugly head for having had to move in ways it hasn't had to move for decades!
The walking bus - brilliant!
Michael Mclntyre, i wish he would wake me up while I’m asleep, he is the most funny comedian i have ever enjoyed.long may it last
Come back, Michael McIntyre, we need you!
1:19 sounds like David Attenborough coming outta a polar bear den
Frost on car windows.
1. Start the car.
2. Brush of snow with a broom.
3. Optional depending on how safe your location is: go back inside and finish preparing for the day (brush teeth, toilet, breakfast, coffee, etc.)
4. Take a scraper, or a plastic card if you don’t have scraper, and just easily scrape off the window frost.
5. Drive safe.
Norwegian style.
But where's the fun in that?
Not meant to be fun, it’s just a great advice!
Have two keys, chock a wheel, start the car, and lock car ,whilst running, with second key, come back a few minutes later, car defrosted, and toasty.
@@fcturner You're right. It's the sensible way. I used to do it that way when I lived in Chicago. But my comment was tongue in cheek because there's less room for humour in sensible behaviour. Now I live in South Africa and miss the snow!
Imagine if you lived in Florida, and you get snow once every few years.
"Oh come look everyone, it's 'Pour a gallon of boiling hot water on the car windshield and driveway Day' ".
Because that's what they do in Florida when it starts snowing. 😂
Thank you so much @Michael McIntyre for being who you are! And for this awesome video and all of your videos which are awesome! You are in my humble opinion a comedic genius and I love your work because you’re so funny without having to be rude or mean to somebody about it! I love you my Soul Sibling and I pray joyful wonderful blessings for all of us all the time everywhere thank you! 🫶🏼🙏🍓🍀☮️🤠🤓🦉🤪🙃💖🥳💐😇🍶🦾🎂
Ive never seen or felt snow. Sunny beautiful cape town 🌞🇿🇦
Same. Before I leave planet earth I would luv to see snow. 😁
In Utah, we'll get 12 inches of snow, and a text from the boss wondering why we're 5 minutes late to work. Haha!
In Canada, we are expected to walk on ice to work or drive on it too. No breaks up here.
I'm in Chicago so I can relate. But I'm also a Brit, so I ride my bicycle, no need for a car.
And then people wonder why the US has an infamous reputation...
@@ib4038 aren't you at least well equipped to handle it?
In Winnipeg Manitoba Canada I worked in a hospital and they have a list of people who have snow machines that they can call to get doctors into work if the streets are too full of snow. Everyone else has to find a way in.
I grew up in a state that would get a ton of snow, now I live in a state that gets zero snow. Long story short I miss the snow, and this was hilariously accurate!
As a Canadian, I can certify that we do the defrosting retual daily in from October to April and we do exactly as he described it😅
Having an headache and he just made my day and my headache is slowly disappearing 😊
Absolutely love Michael. He's so funny.
Just bought three tickets to his Aussie show in March 2023! 🙌🏼 Going to take mum and my friend… I wouldn’t miss the chance to see Michael McIntyre live for anything!
His clean humour is the best kind. I don't even live in a place that snows but it's still funny.
I love Michael McIntyre! He's got a true gift for comedy. I laugh/cry everytime I watch him. Thank you Mr. McIntyre!!
I love the walking bus!
I see many different stand ups, but Michael McIntyre is the one I always return to watch and I like his shows the best, he is so nice and very funny.
😂 Why can I imagine the imaginery buss actually happening. 😂 😂
I too have travelled on an imaginary bus when it has been cancelled due to snow. We travelled the bus route and people got off at designated bus stops. Not only did we walk we also walked in true formation of a bus. We walked in two sets of pairs with an aisle down the middle. When it came to directions everybody signalled with their hand so that if there had been a vehicle behind us they would know that we were turning. There was never actually a vehicle behind us and we still follow procedure just in case.
Ontario Canada 🇨🇦 here..funny as always. Michael McIntyre is always halarious! Especially loved his midnight gameshow..i cried laughing!
Your mum, auntie Julie and myself, have walked to St Peter’s in Mill Hill. Not far from were you lived in Blackburn. We had snow coming over the top of our wellington’s. But school was open. These days two flakes of snow and they send the flipping soft kids ( these days home ). We only got sent home, when the school heating Boiler Blew. 😅😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤
Only Michael can make me laugh about snow! While I’m sitting inside on a snowy day. 🥶 ❄️❄️❄️
Been sometimes waiting for this show. 2021 need more laughter.
Best stand up comedian!
I'd go with Billy Connolly
@@bremCZ he is good but would you say he's stand up?
@@animator77nic Yeah sure. Stand up comedian, musician and actor. That's him.
@@bremCZ ok, ive only known him as an actor and on that route 66 thing he did. He's definitely up there then but Michael it still at the top for me
@@animator77nic Oh wow! His stand up is the best bit. You've got a lot of fun youtubing ahead if you haven't seen his stand up.
I smile at places where the grass is green all year around. My walkway has snow walls two feet high. Ice scraper is standard equipment in my vehicle.
Just brilliant x
As an American who has never been to the UK, I can still relate. Love Michael
Aah, as a swede it’s hilarious to see the excitement and then despair of snow and cold weather in London.
Love Michael McIntyre! So funny😆😆❤👍
In canada we still go to work and school if it's -40 and snowed 30 cm the night before 😆
Yup. Currently -40. It has warmed up. It was about -55 earlier this week.
Coldest now here in Vancouver, BC this winter at zero C and 10cm snow, but this week temps up to 7C so it will be gone in 2 days.
@@chriswilliams6568 Yes, I've heard but compared to Winnipeg it's basically spring there! I live in Winnipeg :D
Poor Canadians, only people I feel worse for then for ourselves. Love and respect from Minnesota
I love the last comment “ you don’t wake a sleeping woman,it’s dangerous “.🤣
I hate how accurate this is!!! Same as the first password one 😅
We had snow on and off since Christmas Eve. Am sick of it. Literally praying for a long spell of warmer weather now.
No chance! The groundhog said 6 more weeks of winter!
🤣in Queensland Australia ..will send you our humidity 🤣
Thank you MM, you are the BEST!👏👏👏👏👏
Don't dare wake me unless it's snowing 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 absolutely clean comedy.
So nice to wake up to watch this hilarious man and start my day laughing. Cheers Marie ‘downunder’. 😀😀😀😀
"The walking bus" bit got me: it's hilarious. Can someone, please, if anything like it has ever happened to them in real life?
He's hilarious 🤣 It's interesting that he did a skit about snow- I was under the impression that the UK didn't get much snow.🤔
Some parts do,but when we do get snow its chaos🤣
We do but not consistently every winter or for long periods of time. Seems to me we used to get more snow when I was a kid in the 70s and 80s but maybe that’s just faulty memory.
@@Bonglecat thats what i thought,winters have got milder unless you live in scotland🥶
Unless you're in the North, or Scotland.. Its a little more organised in areas where they expect it. People still go to work in the North, even if you wake up with most of their car covered. My first snow experience in London was bizarre, everything was pretty much shut down and people used it as an excuse not to head into work. The snow didn't even settle, but it clearly frightened the south into hibernation.
@@robertmcmahon4549 And if you live in Illinois, like me! We get quite a bit of snow.😉
I would Love to be somewhere there is snow like that. Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself and your family please, Mate
In Alaska, a common feature for vehicles is an automatic remote start so that you can start your windscreen defrosting as you're checking out the groceries or brushing your teeth or the sermon at church is just concluding!
Is there a topic that Michael can't make you laugh about? I truly don't think so! And that is why he is my absolute favorite comedian!
I remember when me and my friends were in England on apprenticeship. We were suposed to go to London at some point, so our tutor gave everyone date time and place where we were supposed to meet alright?, the day we had our train it started snowing, but whatever it isnt really that big of a deal just 1cm of snow, me and my friend leave our house and go to bus stop, the problem was not a single bus was going to drive that day, ok whatever Train station was only 4km away, we get on our way. The streets were like a ghost town's EMPTY no cars no people just us, for 3km we saw MAYBE 5 people, all in cars looking at us like we are someone crazy. At 1km away from station our tutor calls us and tells us that trip is cancelled coz there is too much snow for trains.
We were kinda suprised but ok, on our way back home we saw no one except one guy on bike, at this point we just called Dzień dobry ,,good day in Polish'' and guess what, he was from poland too.
Kinda funny how whole city was paralized by little bit of snow :D
8 seconds of snow, chaos on the roads! Sounds like 'winter' in my country: the Netherlands!
Sounds like winter in my country too!
Greetings from your neighbours down south :)
@@mojovr5003 Hi neighbour! Nice to meet you!
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Meanwhile, we in the north are popping popcorn and giggeling at people having trouble with a little bit of frost on the ground. ;)
@@MsAnpassad I can understand that!
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How he makes the simplest sketch so so funny! Brilliant
This poped up and it’s snowing right now where I am! Thank you Michael!🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
2:31 8 seconds :) at least we saw some snow and even some snowball fight this year...
From Canada: you have no idea!
I love watching him he just makes life worth living 😀
The world is in such a bad way right now, we need this excellent comedian to keep us on an even keel. I love Michael McIntyre because he is a family comedian, I don’t think I have ever heard him be smutty, no rude jokes, all good clean comedy! Thank you Michael, long may you remain at the top of your profession! 🙏🙏🙏
I love this guy. Reminds me of Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan.
agreed, if jim had been born and raised in britain, i think this is what he'd be like. michael's family humor is some of the best out there
So happy that I have a car starter installed. That way by the time I'm ready to go the car is warm and the windows are clear.
I am Canadian and lived in the UK for a few years. I was always amused at how much of a sensation snow caused. It makes total sense though, the resources and infrastructure for clearing snow is expensive and when it doesn't snow that often, the money is better spent on other needs. British people would often ask me about how we 'handle' similar situations in Canada, (as a Canadian, I was deemed to be an expert on this subject). I always enjoyed the reaction of people when I would tell stories about the buses being replaced by dog sled trams.
Im British and its hilarious how much trouble a bit of snow causes,people cant handle it!🤣
@Peter Lorimer good job!!! 👍
So Funny to listen to snow stories. Especially when your from Canada!
I couldn't believe it when I went to Canada and saw the amazing dustbin lorry with its huge automatic arm collecting bins in the snow. Also that you have winter tyres which makes you able to drive in snow at a normal speed.
I got snowed in at home once, about 15 years ago. I was living in a small town in the Mojave Desert, about 60 km from Las Vegas, Nevada. That is 40 km from Death Valley, California, one of the hottest, driest places on Earth. The schools in Las Vegas have snow days, about every ten years. Any visible snow on the road will do it. Just trying to get a feel as to what kind of weather they have over there.
what I love about his joke is they aren't cheesy
The Imaginary Bus is hilarious!!!
3 am and watching this man talk to an audience make noises and everybody laughs :D
What country u in cos I thought only English ppl knew of him
He is pretty huge in Australia as well, I have seen him live in Brisbane, truly hilarious, most of the crowd were in tears of laughter whenever I looked around the room
As a Canadian, I completely understand this.
He’s great I love this man he always makes me happy
I actually landed here after watching a video in which "(English with) Lucy" explained how British humor works and man... this is simply hilarious. Seems like I found a new favourite comedian to watch.
Great stuff; always good to come across Michael on You Tube 😀
Michael please come to NewZealand.when we finally get snow,it’s usually about,half an inch, and the country has to close down,roads are closed,schools are closed, and everyone sits at their windows taking photos.😂😂😂😂
Thanks! I love this compilation. Could need a laugh and Michael never fails. In my opinion he's the funniest British comedian.
So funny! Love your humor about the little things.
In Australia we don't have much snow where most people live so I was telling friends about my winter in Southern Tasmania, 42° South, I would put the sunshade on the outside of the windscreen and then rip it off when ready to drive taking the ice with it, my Welsh friends looked at each other and said " How many times have you had to wee on the lock to unlock your car?" The other one said " "Hundreds of times if you forgot to take your de icing spray into the pub" we don't know ice and snow here
This is great I've been binge watching these videos
Been waiting for new videos from him. I'm in America so I need something to make me smile
Omg love British humor and this is hillarious yet so true
The bus story gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣 i've seen it 10 times at least
Well I'm from Chicago and I have a couple friends in England. The photos they sent me of their big snowfall my first reaction was where is it? It looked like barely a dusting
Love your work
He is the kind of person we need during lockdown.
This is hilarious, but live in ND. This is our day everyday for the winter, which lasts about 6 months.
Corona virus is a bio weapon released by the CCP from their Wuhan lab. (not a man made virus or genetically engineered). China had already discovered a vaccine for it. That's how they got it under perfect control, their aim is to cripple western economies which they have successfully done. The WHO are corrupted by Chinese officials and funding. Their "investigation" relies entirely on info and samples provided by CCP, who agrees?
And the other six months are “poor sledding.”
Same here in Minnesota. I can't stand fogged glasses, can't see when wearing the mask.
What's your favourite snow joke from Michael? Mine is the one with the imaginary bus.
Same here, the bus one is the best
Sorry for promoting my almost funny comedy channel. I am to cheap to pay for commercials. Give me a chance to make you laugh 😀🙌
@@StupiderWithAB I’ll check your videos out 👍
The 'Snow-Bus-Walk' = ℹ️., Real.
My last was Feb 2010, huGE snowfall, still traveling to work., Return trip had *SnowJAM* +4hrs.., eVentually driver shutdown heater, & had to walk 3hrs in grade1 ❄️🌨️❄️ Blizzard.
My go to mind laugh from MM
is when he bought a house in the English County Side😂🤣
How funny he is,he is also so accurate...love this!
Thank you Michael, you always make me have a good laugh 😊
I live in Indiana. Sometimes, when it snows in England we get a video clip of that on our news channel.
Watching the first clip, as well as others from other shows, I feel often like HOW DOES HE KNOW ME SO INTIMATELY??!!! So much so that apparently he also knows a good deal of my actual thinking processes. :')
He must be a wizard.
Its called being a great comedian lmao
So funny can't stop laughing so so true! 😂😂⛄❄
Me : Looking at notifications and sees that Michael has posted be like WOOOOP Finallyyyyyy !!!!!!!