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  • @sarahroh1739
    @sarahroh1739 5 часов назад +170

    Just want to point out that the South Korean president being impeached is an example of democracy in action in the face of a man who wanted to go full fascist. You can mention that it's a state of political unrest, that's becoming more common around the world, sure. But theirs is an example we should emulate.

    • @SuzanneWilliamson-u4c
      @SuzanneWilliamson-u4c 4 часа назад +14

      @sarahroh1739…Yep…An important message for sure…Well said!! 👍💙

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 4 часа назад +20

      you DID impeach him, but then your senate voted against it. I remember because it was the day your country was no longer a democracy. Sad.

    • @maureenharrison1261
      @maureenharrison1261 Час назад +1

      YES

    • @stan4now
      @stan4now Час назад

      We'll need to take to the streets again, to challenge any un-Constitutional legislation.
      At least the Pentagon has refused to comply with martial law unless it's necessary.
      And law enforcement in border states refuse to comply with mass deportation.
      People have a right to due process, especially those sent to sanctuary cities.
      We pay for our social safety net that MAGA says are socialist entitlements.
      MAGA chaos is similar to those dictators who provoke confrontations.
      South Koreans who protested Yoon Suk Yeol are to be commended.
      Trump should've been impeached but wasn't because of MAGA.
      We've been here before. There's no place for hate anywhere.
      Karma, the Tao, Pantheon, Erinyes and God will prevail.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 40 минут назад

      We had two attempts to do that here. Two impeachments that went nowhere thanks to cowards like McConnell. 91 felony charges across 4 criminal cases plus several civil cases, most made void by this new absolute immunity. Now, he got reelected with the help of the richest man on earth.

  • @elizabethdurham1657
    @elizabethdurham1657 5 часов назад +190

    “I’m not going to talk about it much cause I don’t want to and you can’t make me!” Thank you, sir. 🥰

    • @mztee8107
      @mztee8107 2 часа назад +9

      Bravo, Stephen! Please don't show his face either. At all. Please. It's disturbing to see him.

    • @juliettebobcat704
      @juliettebobcat704 58 минут назад +1

      Yes, this was beautiful!

    • @kasahadragon9499
      @kasahadragon9499 11 минут назад +1

      And we are very, very grateful 💜

  • @chrisddawson
    @chrisddawson 4 часа назад +47

    Thank you for not talking (too much) about the dork.

  • @arinlilevjen6114
    @arinlilevjen6114 5 часов назад +112

    The Chinese food on Hanukkah joke is true. Often, Chinese restaurants are the only places open on Christmas, sometimes movie theaters also, so a common tradition for many Jews on Christmas is to see a movie and eat Chinese food.😂

    • @Roberta-q1q
      @Roberta-q1q 5 часов назад +11

      I learned that from Jon Stewart on Daily Show.

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 4 часа назад +12

      Also a tradition for nurses [like myself] who work on Christmas as far as the Chinese food! 🙂

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 3 часа назад +2

      But isn't Chinese food not kosher? It's mostly pork?

    • @sergeant_salty
      @sergeant_salty 3 часа назад

      Wouldn't it be more accurate for Jews to celebrate their execution of Jesus rather than his birth?

    • @davidcurrie8962
      @davidcurrie8962 3 часа назад +2

      @@___beyondhorizon4664 It is probably mostly pork in China itself but in the US the beef dishes like beef stir fry etc are always available.

  • @lose999
    @lose999 5 часов назад +204

    I just realized that Speaker Mike Johnson looks just like Elf on the Shelf.

    • @SuzanneWilliamson-u4c
      @SuzanneWilliamson-u4c 5 часов назад +13

      @lose999…Oh yes…So true!! 👍🤗

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 4 часа назад +18

      eww isn't he the guy that had his daughter pledge celibacy, and then checks in with the porn sites his son is watching? I always thought Elf on Shelf was creepy.

    • @coup919062
      @coup919062 4 часа назад +13

      Oh god I will never unsee this 🫣
      Edit: people should just start sending Mike Johnson Elf dolls randomly

    • @stephen1569
      @stephen1569 4 часа назад +8

      Wow, he does !! Too funny.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 3 часа назад +4

      And about as relevant.

  • @J-dizzle2021
    @J-dizzle2021 5 часов назад +183

    We also had a tradition of voting for people with moral character to be our President. Everything has changed, obviously.

    • @cali6950
      @cali6950 3 часа назад +13

      I feel this so hard.

    • @Safaid862
      @Safaid862 3 часа назад +1

      Ahh George W Bush, that great person of moral character who used to torture people and invade countries, that americans voted in twice. America has changed.

    • @panameradan6860
      @panameradan6860 3 часа назад

      Or at least not voting for traitors and criminals and authoritarians…

    • @jamespuffer2889
      @jamespuffer2889 3 часа назад

      I’m sorry, but what?
      In what world have our past leaders been people of high moral character?
      Are you referring to the two Bush presidents, who qualify as war criminals? Nixon, who was also a war criminal?
      The real tradition is that we elect morally bankrupt leaders, and the idiots in our country get tricked into believing they’re good people.

    • @shumstra
      @shumstra 2 часа назад +9

      Well, you guys did elect the orange monster once before. And Lil Bush. And Reagan. And Nixon. Hardly a tradition. But I agree, the current state of affairs bum me out too.

  • @araikb
    @araikb 5 часов назад +50

    "If you guys dont go out and buy things, how will the CEOs have more money?"

  • @eduardocuellar222
    @eduardocuellar222 6 часов назад +429

    Thank you. Ive been watching a lot less news and late night because im completely sick of constantly hearing about dump.

    • @jennymacallan9071
      @jennymacallan9071 6 часов назад +21

      Same. Talk about clinical depression...

    • @slothachunk
      @slothachunk 5 часов назад +22

      Get used to it, almost all the news obeyed in advance to him. Expect a Russian state like media now in the US.

    • @braininjurydiy
      @braininjurydiy 5 часов назад +18

      Yea same, they are taking the bait everytime everyone's over it, hope their ratings crash if they keep shoving him in our faces. I know he gives alot of material and alot of what stephen did was funny, but for my mental health i don't want to see, hear or think about him ever again.

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 5 часов назад

      @@slothachunk
      How is Fox/KGB Propaganda going to become MORE of a MAGA/Fascist/Terrorist/RepubliKKKunt PR machine?
      How is M$M going to become MORE complicit in the propagation of propaganda?

    • @lyndaweister9984
      @lyndaweister9984 4 часа назад

      ​@@braininjurydiy~EXACTLY 🎯 I DO NOT WANT to Hear🙈or Hear🙉DJT Ever Again Period❗️🗽🇱🇷⚖️

  • @sarahadera8443
    @sarahadera8443 6 часов назад +487

    Dear Canada we apologize

    • @carmenneumann9479
      @carmenneumann9479 6 часов назад +46

      Thank you🇨🇦

    • @SailingJura
      @SailingJura 6 часов назад +34

      USA you can't be sorry.... That's 🇨🇦's thing

    • @marcwright8395
      @marcwright8395 6 часов назад +10

      So, you're saying you're Sorry 😉🍁

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 6 часов назад +5

      Apologize? For what? 🤷‍♂️
      To have elected the best president in recent American history?
      And Canada is also preparing to elect a leader worthy of the name very soon.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 6 часов назад +20

      We really do apologize... 😞

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 6 часов назад +150

    Are we no longer doing Canoodling? Shacking up with a Canadian for the free healthcare?

    • @jennymacallan9071
      @jennymacallan9071 6 часов назад +20

      😆😅🤣😂

    • @rowanmarlow7402
      @rowanmarlow7402 6 часов назад +21

      As a Canadian, I also find this very funny.

    • @jenniferdennis6465
      @jenniferdennis6465 5 часов назад +17

      I am in WA dating a Canadian ranting about insurance. I hope he doesn't think this! 😄

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 4 часа назад +11

      This is so funny. We welcome that, as not all Canadians have Three Dogs to keep us warm at night.

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst 3 часа назад +4

      Listen😏 in order to support the ' cause" by marrying a Haitian😅

  • @titabatz
    @titabatz 4 часа назад +54

    Colbert was extra on point tonight This was such a good monologue all the way through!! 🤌🫵

  • @darkangel4185
    @darkangel4185 6 часов назад +157

    I haven't done a Christmas meal in years. I do that on Thanksgiving. I really don't do the holidays. Pizza and Pj are not depression, that is happiness. Being with family is depressing. I spend it with friends. I want to have fun, not be miserable.

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 6 часов назад +11

      I think we're gonna do either deli meats or Chinese.😂😂😂

    • @MySkyflyer
      @MySkyflyer 5 часов назад +5

      Pizza and windbreaker suit for me!

    • @Cactuscupcake1972
      @Cactuscupcake1972 5 часов назад +7

      Im making me a mini charcuterie board, a box of wine and Netflix and chill !

    • @Rockin357
      @Rockin357 2 часа назад

      Take out and RUclips. ❤

  • @tsriel
    @tsriel 6 часов назад +182

    Xmas and Chill is literally my holiday plans every year. No family or traditions to worry about, so I have an kickass party of one every year. It's amazing.

    • @rcarrick355
      @rcarrick355 6 часов назад +11

      Chili sounds really great! I might do that.

    • @Cactuscupcake1972
      @Cactuscupcake1972 5 часов назад +4

      Sounds awesome ! I'll bring wine 🍷 in a box for ya !😅

    • @kelmac1618
      @kelmac1618 5 часов назад +8

      That’s how I celebrate being Thankful in November each year - and it helps me tolerate Christmas, better!😊

    • @ireneparrish3070
      @ireneparrish3070 5 часов назад +3

      No family is no fun.

    • @danahashcroft9482
      @danahashcroft9482 4 часа назад +2

      Love it, but if you do it every year, it's tradition

  • @bilbo837
    @bilbo837 6 часов назад +91

    South Korea is mentioned in a list of other countries where democracy is having a hard time. It is worth pointing out that in fact it was quite the opposite. The Korean ppl had a choice between authoritarianism and democracy, strongman tactics and rule of law. They chose democratic principles by having over a million ppl peacefully protest the president's misuse of his position for an illegal power grab. The democratic institutions held strong and the Korean ppl rejected faux populism and authoritarian tendencies of their president. Congratulations to Korea.

    • @SuzanneWilliamson-u4c
      @SuzanneWilliamson-u4c 4 часа назад +8

      @bilbo837…Well said!! 👍💙

    • @EdwardLindon
      @EdwardLindon 4 часа назад +1

      I mean,
      a) It was a joke
      b) An attempted coup is still a coup
      c) When the first impeachment vote failed, Yoon was clearly preparing ground and gearing up for another go
      When you just narrowly miss hitting another car on the road, you don't just congratulate yourself on the design of your vehicle. You slow down and think about becoming a better driver.

    • @gothic_ace2037
      @gothic_ace2037 Час назад +3

      considering their neighbor is authoritarian and the people from there escape into the south, I can imagine why the people would choose to not go north Koreas route, especially considering the food situation over there, EVERYONE is starving in the north... except kim and his cronies

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 31 минуту назад

      The Korean military chose to not implement the order. The people protesting had nothing to do with it.

    • @bilbo837
      @bilbo837 12 минут назад

      @@EdwardLindon Well, a poorly researched joke which is an indication of lazy writing and can lead to the spread of misinformation. The coup lasted a scant six hours, which was about the time that it took to assemble the Parliament and vote it down. The democratic institution showed resilience in the face of a domestic threat. The politicians and civil servants who helm those institutions showed courage in the face of a adversity. The citizens of the country showed dedication and a passion for freedom and democracy. Yoon's own party saw the power grab had no merit and that the ppl were unequivocally against it. They too sided with the liberal party to vote against installing martial law. Respect to the Korean ppl.

  • @kellinomnom
    @kellinomnom 6 часов назад +128

    Dear Everyone, Please help disabled and elderly people have health coverage in every State in the US. From what they've stated Millions of people will lose their health coverage under the next administration.

    • @russellmiles2861
      @russellmiles2861 4 часа назад

      Just expel them with all the migrants: just so many useless mouths and no profit.

    • @rebelaqua823
      @rebelaqua823 4 часа назад +7

      But that's what the majority vote and electoral vote wanted.

    • @christinebuckley7822
      @christinebuckley7822 3 часа назад +5

      I am 73, on Mwdicare and .wdicaid a d I'm scared . . . .😢😢😢

    • @schan9547
      @schan9547 3 часа назад

      @@christinebuckley7822 You're an unfortunate casualty of an imaginary culture war. Sorry.

    • @petermcgill1315
      @petermcgill1315 2 часа назад +3

      Capitalism in action!

  • @TheNinnyfee
    @TheNinnyfee 5 часов назад +102

    Don't let Ebeneezer Cheato ruin Christmas for you! ❤❤❤

    • @gothic_ace2037
      @gothic_ace2037 Час назад +1

      lol thats one thing trumpo cant do cause I already dislike Christmas and have for the last 20 years

  • @MsTyrie
    @MsTyrie 6 часов назад +78

    It deserves to be said, the Late Show Band smokes! Even if it's just a few seconds of intro/outro, it's outa the park.

  • @Highlander-s3e
    @Highlander-s3e 6 часов назад +146

    I am not Christian but I would like to say to those who are, I hope you all have a merry Christmas ❤

    • @nc1807
      @nc1807 4 часа назад +8

      Thank you. That’s so kind. ❤❤

    • @ironicugandan5826
      @ironicugandan5826 4 часа назад +5

      And have a happy what ever you follow as well

    • @ClarenceJones-oj2jz
      @ClarenceJones-oj2jz 3 часа назад

      Merry Christmas to you

    • @melodylaila
      @melodylaila 3 часа назад +2

      ❤🎉 what a kind soul you are!

    • @Mighty_Jarhead
      @Mighty_Jarhead 2 часа назад +6

      ...and a Winter Solstice miracle to you! 🥳

  • @wideawake5630
    @wideawake5630 6 часов назад +49

    I always do Polish for Christmas. Pierogi, golupki, kapusta. I start with some barscz and mizeria, pumpernickel bread. I finish with kruszciki or kolazcki. All vegan and gluten free. Been doing it so long that it is traditional. I'm 70.

    • @FunLifeTransform
      @FunLifeTransform 6 часов назад +4

      Oh my God Polish was grilled onions and port peppers with pierogies sounds freaking amazing. That may be my new tradition.

    • @KELLY-uj4vf
      @KELLY-uj4vf 5 часов назад +4

      Will you send me leftovers 😊​@@FunLifeTransform

    • @heartshapedisle
      @heartshapedisle 5 часов назад +3

      Gluten free vegan pumpernickel. Oh my is it true? My Christmas came early. Where would I find a recipe please.

    • @Cactuscupcake1972
      @Cactuscupcake1972 5 часов назад +5

      I think I'm I'm in love ! Lol. I love pierogi around Easter too ! Don't forget to listen for the animals speak on Christmas Eve! Lol
      Wesołych Świąt Bożego Narodzenia !

  • @paulblaauw
    @paulblaauw 6 часов назад +71

    Sinterklaas mentioned! ❤🇳🇱🎄

    • @Jetse_Dv
      @Jetse_Dv 5 часов назад +1

      Hoofdpiet kan weer tevreden zijn met deze PR

    • @MaxJ.
      @MaxJ. 4 часа назад +2

      Zullen ze zijn grap hebben begrepen? Denk dat maar weinige vandaag de dag weten waar het feest eigenlijk vandaag komt 😅

    • @Jetse_Dv
      @Jetse_Dv 3 часа назад

      @ ben bang dat het sinterklaasfeest de laatste jaren negatief in het nieuws is geweest daar. Maar los daarvan kennen sommige Amerikanen wel iets van Europese tradities door de afkomst. Ook zijn er varianten van Sinterklaas in heel Europa dus de kans dat ze er iets van weten is aanwezig.

  • @Jenny_Oblivion
    @Jenny_Oblivion 6 часов назад +61

    Whatever makes you happy is good! I’m in MA. Chinese take out is a New Year’s tradition here, but not a tradition in Asheville NC, where I lived before.

    • @dlk3904
      @dlk3904 6 часов назад +4

      Hell yeah!

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 6 часов назад +3

      It's a Northern thing, because of Canada ^~^

    • @brandyjean7015
      @brandyjean7015 6 часов назад +5

      SW Washington state & I believe in Chinese takeout for New Year's too.

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 5 часов назад +4

      It’s a Jewish tradition bc the Chinese restaurants used to be the only thing open

  • @MsWarriordiva
    @MsWarriordiva 6 часов назад +802

    We're not "over Christmas ". I, for one, am just not in the mood. trump ruined it for me and I do have clinical depression.

    • @fumitakeokamoto1629
      @fumitakeokamoto1629 6 часов назад +68

      Don't let anyone to spoil your Christmas. Things are going to be Okey. We Will stand up for our rights. Merry Christmas.

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra 6 часов назад +25

      Not much to be thankful for.

    • @FunLifeTransform
      @FunLifeTransform 6 часов назад +49

      This is the first time in life that I never put up a Christmas tree on lights outside. Just a wreath on the door, a couple decorations on the mantle and Christmas centerpiece that’s it.

    • @RainMan68
      @RainMan68 6 часов назад +25

      Considering that the source is the New York Post, I wouldn't hold much stock in that claim.

    • @Godfree1212
      @Godfree1212 5 часов назад +6

      You need help. Bought into the chaos. 🎉

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 6 часов назад +52

    We love your show stephen colbert

  • @mamathison
    @mamathison 5 часов назад +19

    Damn, Canada geese are going to get charged when crossing the border 😢

  • @kimberlyvega6611
    @kimberlyvega6611 6 часов назад +37

    I make 4 christmas dinners. Yes 4. I have a large blended family. This year my husband's family is coming the 22nd (30ish people) I'm cooking for that. The 27th my family on my mother's side is getting together (40ish people) I'm cooking ,but it's also pot luck. Then, on the 24th and 25th, I cook for my core household. Usually, a turkey the 24th and a small ribeye roast the 25th, and my dad comes over. Then, New years is lobster pasta in champagne cream sauce for me and my husband. It's an insane amount of work. I understand why people are getting lazy. I want to order takeout sometimes, but I refuse. I keep my family at home because I refuse to contribute to a culture that makes people work on the holidays. Honestly I could talk for hours about my family dynamics and christmas culture but obviously I can't on here.

    • @edingerk1646
      @edingerk1646 5 часов назад +5

      Can I have the lobster in a champagne cream sauce recipe? Sound delicious!

    • @tammyjantzen9004
      @tammyjantzen9004 5 часов назад +4

      My Mom did the same until she couldn't. And we all remember those days! Good on you!

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 4 часа назад +2

      You could run a restaurant!!!

    • @melodylaila
      @melodylaila 3 часа назад +1

      Thank you for sharing ❤
      What an amazing thing Christmas and family is, in general! Am blessed to do lots of traditions too.
      Hope the ones who don't, get through the holidays happily.
      Love and light to all

    • @Cliffton-h6o
      @Cliffton-h6o Час назад

      My holiday hope is that all that is appreciated.

  • @janestarr4403
    @janestarr4403 5 часов назад +56

    Pizza sounds great! I once loved the gift giving, but I don't have any family members or close friends (they've all died.) But I'm not giving up on Christmas. I'm watching all the Christmas shows and enjoying every minute of it!

    • @tammyjantzen9004
      @tammyjantzen9004 5 часов назад +10

      Simple pleasures and wonderful memories! 🥰🥰

    • @KELLY-uj4vf
      @KELLY-uj4vf 5 часов назад +7

      I am proud of you! I have two wonderful grandsons [21 and 20] for family and that's all. They have other places to be, and I am fine with that as long as I see them after the holidays. I prefer games, and would go with pizza or Chinese, my idea of tacos would not be good for Christmas. 😊 Have a wonderful holiday and enjoy yourself. 🎄

    • @barbarasquyres9563
      @barbarasquyres9563 5 часов назад +6

      My kids want me to make lasagna for Christmas dinner so that’s what I do

    • @leighannsoles8432
      @leighannsoles8432 5 часов назад +4

      Having lasagna for Christmas.

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 5 часов назад +3

      I see what you're saying about your friends, and this involves getting down on your knees, but Christmas is a beautiful time to pray and be thankful.

  • @djr3386
    @djr3386 6 часов назад +29

    Not talking about Donald Trump is the best Christmas gift, Stephen. 👍🏽

    • @karengerace7506
      @karengerace7506 55 минут назад +2

      What if all orange child's threats turn out to be bluster?? Now that's a new years resolution

  •  6 часов назад +83

    Trump never went to A&W for burgers because the alphabet confuses him.
    Trump never liked White Castle because he never understood chess.
    Sadly, Burger King was his third choice for burgers, because he was from Queens.
    Trump's second favorite burger was Jack in the Box, because Jack was short for his middle name.
    Trump liked McDonald's because he thought it was named after him.
    (and his mother was from Scotland.)
    In and Out (burgers) kind of parallels his presidential term though.
    parallels his relations with Stormy too.
    Trump's administration never maintained employment of more than Five Guys.

    • @MySkyflyer
      @MySkyflyer 5 часов назад +19

      And Wendy of Wendy's filed a restraining order against him! 😂😂

    • @Sisteryoda1440
      @Sisteryoda1440 5 часов назад +10

      Ba-dum-bump 🪘 😂

    • @marymccutchen2248
      @marymccutchen2248 5 часов назад +6

      I wish I knew how to share your comment with my daughter, it's perfect 🤣😊😂🤣😅 thank you

    • @tsubadaikhan6332
      @tsubadaikhan6332 5 часов назад +3

      @@MySkyflyer OP couldn't mention Wendy because an NDA was attached to the payout.

  • @stephenmcfarland2298
    @stephenmcfarland2298 6 часов назад +182

    Dear Canada, Sorry about the orange guy. ~America

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 6 часов назад +15

      the sad part is how many people over here like him

    • @CA-1954
      @CA-1954 6 часов назад +7

      Canada will soon have its own orange guy.

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 6 часов назад +3

      On the contrary, hope is reborn 🙏

    • @paulblaauw
      @paulblaauw 6 часов назад +20

      And we're sorry for Pierre Poilievre

    • @carmenneumann9479
      @carmenneumann9479 6 часов назад +7

      Thank you 🇨🇦

  • @stephenbasile8727
    @stephenbasile8727 6 часов назад +41

    I can get pizza and hamburgers any day of the week. But I would never pass up home cooked turkey or ham dinner.

    • @SuzannePepin-r1r
      @SuzannePepin-r1r 5 часов назад +3

      Turkey for me

    • @armie4172
      @armie4172 5 часов назад

      Exactly. Why would I have the dinner I have any given Wednesday for Christmas? If I don’t do something different for once I’d drown in depression.

    • @CreaticityIsLife
      @CreaticityIsLife 4 часа назад +4

      Spoken like someone who's not doing the cooking....

    • @melodylaila
      @melodylaila 3 часа назад

      Exactly!!

    • @davidcurrie8962
      @davidcurrie8962 3 часа назад

      My wife makes a huge meal for xmas each year that has turkey and ham and all of the rest. We are a very traditional family and because of that we are happy and very successful.

  • @myridean2k4
    @myridean2k4 6 часов назад +52

    Canadian counter-tariffs include taking our sexy Ryans back!

    • @humanlifeforce
      @humanlifeforce 6 часов назад +5

      Oh he is super sexy too! Not to mention an amazing actor. ❤

    • @armie4172
      @armie4172 5 часов назад +8

      Not the sexy Ryans…

    • @atomseyes
      @atomseyes 4 часа назад +6

      Take Bieber while you’re at it!

    • @MegaTapdog
      @MegaTapdog 4 часа назад +5

      We are generous, you can keep Bieber.

    • @humanlifeforce
      @humanlifeforce 3 часа назад +1

      @MegaTapdog 😅🤣

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 3 часа назад +11

    I AM totally depressed... knowing my country and the world are going into the shitter...

  • @tr7b410
    @tr7b410 5 часов назад +95

    Steve you might want to consider moving to Canada & broadcasting there.
    The old Euphanism:Those that fight & run away may live to fight another day applies.

    • @armie4172
      @armie4172 3 часа назад +7

      It’s technically more of a proverb than a euphemism…

    • @sergeant_salty
      @sergeant_salty 3 часа назад

      Why is it always Canada? I'm beginning to think Democrats are extremely racist towards Mexicans. You only wanna move to a town with more white people

    • @AutieTortie
      @AutieTortie 3 часа назад +1

      "Euphanism"?!?!

    • @First-Last_name
      @First-Last_name 3 часа назад +2

      ​@@sergeant_saltybecause the economy is better, the government more stable, the currency more liquid, legal, health, and education system rank higher, along with more freedom and less corruption. I'll say this tho, Mexico wins on weather and beautiful beaches.

    • @sergeant_salty
      @sergeant_salty 3 часа назад

      @@First-Last_name we get it, you think countries with higher White populations are more successful because of your white supremacy

  • @DvLnDsGyZ
    @DvLnDsGyZ 6 часов назад +37

    "Who gives a f*k about Christmas?"- First lady Melania Trump

    • @swilliams1759
      @swilliams1759 4 часа назад +5

      She gave us the "Blood Christmas" with the lines of red christmas trees.

  • @karenstokes7900
    @karenstokes7900 5 часов назад +27

    Thank you for an almost tRumpless monologue.

  • @DaylightFactory
    @DaylightFactory 6 часов назад +55

    What’s Myrrh, you ask?
    Myrrh is a fragrant resin derived from the sap of certain small, thorny trees in the Commiphora genus, native to northeastern Africa and the Arabian Peninsula.

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 5 часов назад +7

      It’s wonderful

    • @leohickey4953
      @leohickey4953 5 часов назад +5

      It's marvellous

    • @Sisteryoda1440
      @Sisteryoda1440 5 часов назад +4

      And it smells like it, too.

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 5 часов назад +5

      It's awful nice

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 5 часов назад

      Myrrh is part of the mummification process. The European Industrial Revolution was fueled and lubricated by marine mammal oil and crushed Egyptian mummies. 25% of locomotives in the American wild west were fueled by crushed mummies.

  • @papabear2515
    @papabear2515 6 часов назад +60

    Christmas … Fristmas! It’s all a commercial nightmare for so many.
    As a non-Christian, pajamas, favorite food and enjoying the day is a great plan I always follow!
    Benefits: sanity, no debt, no crazy Trump relatives, deliciousness and more!
    Give yourself permission to do what is meaningful to you! After all … it might be worth realizing Jesus is not white, he wasn’t born on Dec 25 and he didn’t go into debt buying gifts!

    • @dee_dee_place
      @dee_dee_place 6 часов назад +10

      And he was born a Hebrew!

    • @RebeccaSaraWard
      @RebeccaSaraWard 6 часов назад +5

      I am a Christian, and honestly I enjoy the lead up to Christmas more than the day itself. Not really relevant to my religion, particularly. More the fact that lead up to Christmas to me means happy people in shops with merry music and more good energy in public in general and nice colourful lights. As opposed to Christmas day in my house which was always one of the worst days of the year with emotionally abusive parents who would convince me I ruined Christmas every year. Every Christmas Eve I hoped it would be nice and we could be a happy normal family, but no. We still had traditions, like always getting a cup full of cherries and chocolate in the morning, but overall it was tense and stressful. My nicest Christmas was when I was 18 last year. Stayed with my Oma, stayed in, watched some Christmassy movie, and just talked.

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 5 часов назад +2

      The modern North American version of Santa Claus was created by Coca-Cola in 1934. It was described as representing a new holiday for American consumerism. That's when Coca-Cola took the cocaine out of their products and substituted caffeine. I hope you get a chance to throw snow-balls.

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 6 часов назад +45

    We buy stuff from the italian market and make pizza, for xmas day. Been doing it for years. I recommend it greatly.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 5 часов назад

      Good idea!

    • @davidcurrie8962
      @davidcurrie8962 2 часа назад

      I can do that every day of the week though. Nothing special about a pizza...but a vast xmas meal covering the table...turkey and ham...everything else...obviously way more yummy and festive.

  • @keldaogg2157
    @keldaogg2157 6 часов назад +19

    America 's national bird is the middle finger.

  • @Bduh2
    @Bduh2 6 часов назад +136

    As generations come slowly to an end, new generations come up with their own ideas of celebrating Christmas.

    • @skystarlit3713
      @skystarlit3713 6 часов назад +7

      I'm just getting irritated that the new ones are stealing our words and redefining them to mean the opposite. Quite irritating when they say things and they literally mean the opposite of the words I hear. 🤨 the young ones are doing this crap on purpose, I know it.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 5 часов назад +2

      The same is true with music, but I think we older people tend to act even more superior about our old ways.

    • @Skijaramaz
      @Skijaramaz 5 часов назад +4

      @@skystarlit3713 That's just how language works. The meanings of words changes over time based on how it is used. Common example, the word 'gay' used to be a synonym for 'happy,' or 'joyous,' but nowadays it's just a common term for homosexuals. We young'uns aren't doing it 'on purpose,' it just happens on its own.

    • @whyisthomyorke
      @whyisthomyorke 5 часов назад +3

      ⁠@@skystarlit3713 that’s just the way things work, language changes over time naturally and culture. Elf on the shelf didn’t even exist till recently

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 29 минут назад

      @@Skijaramaz Yes language does naturally evolve over time. What is being described here is a whole generation trying to purposely change the meaning of words overnight, that is not natural evolution.

  • @my1stytchannel
    @my1stytchannel 4 часа назад +6

    I've been over Christmas since that corporate takeover of it. Everyone has to buy stuff and receive stuff and then people feel bad if they can't and the cycle goes on

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm 5 часов назад +13

    People still like Christmas, but they have had their fill already of the giant orange turkey since November 5th.

    • @jiblitin1520
      @jiblitin1520 2 часа назад

      I think you mean January 6th, 2021.

  • @chrismasterith
    @chrismasterith 6 часов назад +32

    Wooo!!! Merry Christmas!

  • @PassiveAssassin
    @PassiveAssassin 6 часов назад +34

    60-hour work a week and no holidays off, never enough. I'm already over Christmas 😰.

  • @marydauby5229
    @marydauby5229 5 часов назад +9

    I’m not putting up a tree or decorations. I’ve be on depression meds since 2010. Retail sucks the joy out of all Holidays but Christmas is the worst.😢

    • @gothic_ace2037
      @gothic_ace2037 Час назад

      honestly we stopped putting up trees because we have cats and the cats decided the Christmas tree was always the best place to play... yeah we got tired of cleaning up everything they knocked over

  • @kreens07
    @kreens07 4 часа назад +7

    You recall November yes? Clinical depression will be here for about 4 years

  • @CrystalAbrahams
    @CrystalAbrahams 6 часов назад +24

    Have I told you lately that you guys ROCK!? 🇨🇦

  • @peterjackson2722
    @peterjackson2722 6 часов назад +11

    Here in the UK the Guinness shortage is no joke! Luckily I'm off to Holland to spend it with my wife's family so hopefully it will be over by the time I return. Cheers all and Merry Christmas!!

    • @leohickey4953
      @leohickey4953 5 часов назад +1

      Indeed yes, but those of us in the know will just switch to Murphy's or another local variant.

  • @mr.deadman1973
    @mr.deadman1973 6 часов назад +65

    Christmas isn't special when it's two months long.

    • @amypetersen1668
      @amypetersen1668 6 часов назад +14

      This. I hate how people start celebrating before Halloween these days

    • @shirleysimmons9238
      @shirleysimmons9238 6 часов назад +1

      3...lol

    • @billy-santos
      @billy-santos 6 часов назад +1

      Its better when its longer if you actually celebrate. Mine last even until the next year 🎄😊

    • @dawnwelden
      @dawnwelden 5 часов назад +1

      More like 6 months long! They start in July here.

    • @armie4172
      @armie4172 5 часов назад

      Yeah I don’t really start feeling terribly Christmassy until the second week of December.

  • @aaronrogers1971
    @aaronrogers1971 6 часов назад +16

    After 53 years, if I can just stay out of the hospital and/or jail, it seems like a winner to me.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 6 часов назад +23

    Here are a few basic U.S. measuring units converted to Metric measurement units:
    1 Gallon is 3.79 Liters while 1 Liter is 0.26 Gallons.
    1 Pound is 0.45 Kilograms while 1 Kilogram/1,000 Grams is 2.21 Pounds, & 1 Ounce is 28.35 Grams.
    1 Mile is 1.61 Kilometers while 1 Kilometer is 0.62 Miles.
    1 Inch is 2.54 Centimeters, 1 Foot/12 Inches is 30.48 Centimeters, & 1 Meter/100 Centimeters is 39.37 Inches.
    0 Degrees Fahrenheit is -18 Degrees Celsius, 32 Degrees Fahrenheit is 0 Degrees Celsius, 72 Degrees Fahrenheit is 22 Degrees Celsius, 100 Degrees Fahrenheit is 38 Degrees Celsius, & 212 Degrees Fahrenheit is 100 Degrees Celsius.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 6 часов назад +2

      Or, 1 gallon is 1 gallon and 1 liter is 1 liter. Oh, and 1 litre is 1 litre.

    • @davidleaman6801
      @davidleaman6801 6 часов назад +3

      Gasoline 4.00/gal. and Red Bull energy drink $80.00 /gal. What's in that stuff?

    • @DaylightFactory
      @DaylightFactory 5 часов назад +6

      It’s easy to learn the metric system. The way to do it is to switch your phone from imperial to metric measurements. Before you know it you’ll be thinking in Celsius and kilometers. You’re welcome.

    • @SuzanneWilliamson-u4c
      @SuzanneWilliamson-u4c 5 часов назад +2

      @DaylightFactory Haha…Good point!! 👍

    • @waltersumofan
      @waltersumofan 5 часов назад +1

      For larger number if you know the Fibonacci sequence you know that it uses the Golden Ratio of 1.618 which is really close to 1.6. Thus you can go up and and down to convert Metric and Imperial. So if something is 13 km away it's 8 miles away, you just go down one number in the sequence.

  • @mellyboo513
    @mellyboo513 6 часов назад +16

    “1 Tintin = 2.54 Bart Simpsons.” - Math ~ ‘Murica.

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian 6 часов назад +22

    Myrrhy Christmas, y'all! 🎅

    • @robbannstrom
      @robbannstrom 27 минут назад

      I'd have said Myrrhy Chrystmys myself, but whatever...

  • @Hassan-Sas
    @Hassan-Sas 3 часа назад +5

    I got a ticket to watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert live on January 21 2025 in New York. So excited for this amazing experience!

    • @ttacking
      @ttacking 3 часа назад

      Why would you take a momentous occasion and make it morbid?

    • @nomenclature9373
      @nomenclature9373 Час назад

      If you see a small animals running around on a subway, they are not cats.

  • @kerryrobinson9947
    @kerryrobinson9947 4 часа назад +6

    Happy festivus y'all.

    • @PenguinXIII
      @PenguinXIII Час назад

      Great year for airing out a -ton- of grievances

  • @MrCmsch
    @MrCmsch 5 часов назад +5

    1:53 not me saying “thats every day for me” then the joke about depression. YA GOT ME

  • @Bluesayshello1
    @Bluesayshello1 2 часа назад +6

    Skip Christmas, have a second Halloween

  • @laurentbosquet3393
    @laurentbosquet3393 6 часов назад +21

    Hello from Mauritius island

  • @itsROMPERS...
    @itsROMPERS... 4 часа назад +8

    Christmas is how corporations get you to waste your money on billionaires.

  • @patrickturner8247
    @patrickturner8247 5 часов назад +16

    "Tradition" is just peer pressure from beyond the grave. Be inventive, and come up with your own ways to celebrate! Have fun, and Happy Holidays!

    • @jiblitin1520
      @jiblitin1520 2 часа назад +1

      I don't like the idea of Christmas. You shouldn't need an excuse to give something to someone. If you want to give something to someone just do it.

    • @davidcurrie8962
      @davidcurrie8962 2 часа назад

      @@jiblitin1520 You might be slightly missing the bigger picture when it comes to Christmas lol Gifts are just a tiny part of it. Friends and family come together, renew relationships, celebrate a prosperous year all while having a ton of good food and fun.

  • @mellyboo513
    @mellyboo513 6 часов назад +28

    Elf on the Shelf swinger parties was the last thing on my 2024 bingo card. Thanks Stephen. 🎉

    • @laurafay2796
      @laurafay2796 6 часов назад +4

      Don't forget the MYRRH...

  • @adeioannon
    @adeioannon 2 часа назад +2

    Wow! Look what Cato’s Santa delivered! 🤩JW Triplecaster glowing good!

  • @double_courage57
    @double_courage57 6 часов назад +12

    Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

  • @stockholm1752
    @stockholm1752 2 часа назад +4

    4:35 - New guitar. The Jack White Fender Triplecaster.

  • @moonstoneway2694
    @moonstoneway2694 6 часов назад +4

    👏👏👏🎄🎄🎄 and no mad man press conference coverage!

    • @slothachunk
      @slothachunk 6 часов назад

      What are you clapping for? This is CBS obeying in advance. It's not that he didn't want to talk about Trump, he couldn't.

  • @mellyboo513
    @mellyboo513 6 часов назад +47

    Christmas burgers and Chinese takeout really sums up American tradition.

    • @Templar462
      @Templar462 6 часов назад +4

      Sounds like a really good time to me! Man... no family, and a combo #2 with a smash burger on the side? merry whatevermas to ME!

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 5 часов назад +3

      And there's not a thing wrong with that! 🙂

    • @GravyDog
      @GravyDog 5 часов назад +4

      For the 1st year this year, the kids and I are having Chinese Takeout for Christmas Eve dinner (that’s when we celebrate) and we are donating the leg of lamb (our usual feed) to the food bank. When I floated the idea, I thought I would get some push-back but everyone is stoked for eating in front of the tv with our traditional Xmas movie (Die Hard… of course). No matter what everyone does, please have a wonderful time. Happy Holidays from New Zealand.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 5 часов назад +2

      Hear me out: combine the two.
      Christmas chinese takeout burgers. A broccoli beef burger sounds pretty good right now.

    • @nomenclature9373
      @nomenclature9373 Час назад

      I had already planned on turkey burgers for christmas day. Christmas eve, tilapia pizza (usually have something seafood on christmas eve or day). Still having sweet potato on the side and a walnut - pecan mixed green salad.

  • @EattheApple666
    @EattheApple666 6 часов назад +6

    I hate being told what I need to do on the holiday's. Louis Cato sporting the Jake White Triplecaster.. Nice!

  • @alisonstappler
    @alisonstappler 6 часов назад +24

    We haven't done the traditional meal in 4 years, so far we've done tacos and nachos instead, this year we're doing pizza casserole!

    • @Purplecolors162
      @Purplecolors162 5 часов назад +1

      We had Christmas last Sunday and enjoyed enchiladas, rice, beans and guacamole!

    • @nomenclature9373
      @nomenclature9373 2 часа назад

      Turkey burgers this year. Last few were seafood.
      For desert something different, cranberry vanilla ice cream. Soften vanilla ice cream, mix in can of cranberry sauce, refreeze.

  • @paineretlaw3344
    @paineretlaw3344 6 часов назад +10

    I'm atheist so Xmas is just a day off with gifts, 0 plans, and warm blankets and alcohol.

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 6 часов назад +3

      I am too, so I pick up an extra shift from someone who wants the day off and get OT. I quit the whole gift thing over 35 years ago... 😊

  • @laurafay2796
    @laurafay2796 6 часов назад +7

    Importing "dry" from Canada was a great joke

  • @rushmore5150
    @rushmore5150 Час назад +2

    Triplecaster! Right on man. 🤘🎸

  • @sagesigman8269
    @sagesigman8269 6 часов назад +6

    Nut up Meg! 😂

  • @michaelrice500
    @michaelrice500 5 часов назад +3

    Love that Fender Triplecaster! Looks good on ya!

  • @danduntz2539
    @danduntz2539 5 часов назад +6

    In other news: Louis Cato has the new Jack White fender. That was cool to see.

  • @williambeckett6336
    @williambeckett6336 6 часов назад +19

    Happy Saturnalia.

  • @five-toedslothbear4051
    @five-toedslothbear4051 3 часа назад +3

    I don’t do holiday dinner. My adult children come over the day after Christmas and I order pizza and we watch movies and play games. The perfect holiday dinner is just too much stress.

  • @terryfox5666
    @terryfox5666 5 часов назад +5

    I’m retired 74 and I’m a yes for all day jammies. Put on jeans to go to the store…sometimes.

  • @akrambakerBerlin
    @akrambakerBerlin 6 часов назад +4

    Nice Triplecaster, Louis! Merry Xmas all.

  • @situational.analysis
    @situational.analysis Час назад +2

    As one friend said unapologetically about not participating in the holiday meal tradition, "Nah, I don't wanna have to eat all that crap." It warmed my soul.

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 5 часов назад +7

    It’s strange how Trump ruined the holidays since he first came to power. Nothing has been the same since.

    • @jiblitin1520
      @jiblitin1520 2 часа назад +1

      Who gives a f about Christmas? -tRump.

  • @3mpt7
    @3mpt7 Час назад +2

    So this channel is going to be more about World News in the future? What a welcome change of pace. Glad to get it from somewhere now my TV is unplugged, and I'm no longer getting traditional news sources.

  • @beenaplumber8379
    @beenaplumber8379 5 часов назад +3

    4:35 Lewis Cato's guitar is badass!!! I've never heard of a Fender Triplecaster (on the headstock) with a Bigsby, but it reminds me of the adventurous designs from the 60s, like those Italian manufacturers that made such awesome looking instruments I didn't care what they sounded like 🙂 I wanna have one of these things so I can just look at it!

    • @edgarcook9607
      @edgarcook9607 5 часов назад

      If you want to know what they sounded like, check out Hound Dog Taylor!

  • @JoeyGDude
    @JoeyGDude 5 часов назад +2

    Best joke of the year. @3:17 thank you mister cold bear.

  • @LupinLovebites
    @LupinLovebites 6 часов назад +9

    Lol, finally the rest of the USA is joining me in the "perfect" Xmas of no traditions and all-day lounging.

  • @BrighidsForge
    @BrighidsForge 2 часа назад +3

    My immediate family has all passed and my cousins are all conservatives, which leaves me pretty much left alone, except for good friends.

  • @crekev
    @crekev 4 часа назад +3

    I love the "no more Trump BS" approach. There is a lot more to talk about in this world 👍🏼

  • @gnomevoyeur
    @gnomevoyeur 5 часов назад +7

    Christmas traditions can change, especially regarding the meal. I'm Australian and 53 years old. When I was a child we clung to some UK based hot turkey dinner traditions. It was delicious but I never had to be in the kitchen in the height of summer. In the 45+ years since then we have gradually moved to a more seasonally appropriate type meal. Christmas ham served cold was first but, increasingly, cold seafood, especially prawns (shrimp, if you Americans must). It's so much better.

  • @ruckusrevolution9475
    @ruckusrevolution9475 5 часов назад +4

    Canadians are not frustrated with Trudeau.... without help from the right wings constant dredging of him. A tactic they learned from you guys, America. Thanks for nothing.

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 Час назад +1

    I sang FROSTY THE SNOWMAN in Downtown Vegas tonight along with other Christmas carols and my original Christmas songs. My voice is deep and powerful like Tennessee Erney Fords!! Damned it's awesome,you have no idea!! 😅

  • @tonycotto7106
    @tonycotto7106 6 часов назад +6

    That "taking pictures at gradation with an iPad" thing sounds suspiciously autobiograpical.

  • @Dutch1961
    @Dutch1961 2 часа назад +2

    It isn't "Sinterclaus", it's "Sinterklaas". Sinterklaas was the bishop who was born in Mira in Turkey. He moved to Spain where he, after the fall of Granada in 1492, freed a lot of Moors who were held as slaves during the Muslem rule that Spain was under until 1492. Out of gratitude some of them became his helpers in doing good deeds. As you may know (probably not) the Low Countries (modern day Northern France, Luxemburg, Belgium and the Netherlands) were under Spanish rule during the 16th century. The Spanish king Philip II, who was a Roman Catholic, didn't allow the people of the Low Countries to practice religious freedom. It was the time protestantism was emerging in the Low Countries. Besides denying them freedom he also started taxing the Low Countries heavily. So we revolted, just like you did more than 200 years later after the Boston Teaparty of 1773. We had a 80 year war of independence from 1568 until 1648. On july 26th 1581 we declared ourselves independent after our States-General (our National Assembly) signed the placard of abandonment. Over 200 years later Thomas Jefferson used this placcard as a template for your declaration of independence, copying large chunks of it. But I'm digressing. In the beginning of the 20th century the Sinterklaas tradition started in the Low Countries. Every year in november Sinterklaas and his helpers, de Zwarts Pieten (Black Petes), travel to the Low Countries in a steamboat to bring gifts for children on the eve of his birthday, december 5th. For whatever reason (probably also commercial, just like the Sinterklaas tradition) Sinterklaas became Santa Claus in the USA (no, not in Europe) and was miraculously connected to Christmas. For your information, the guy that comes from Lapland every Christmas is just called the Christmas Man in Europe. So we celebrate Sinterklaas on december 5th and Christmas on december 25th AND 26th.

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh 6 часов назад +9

    8:00 lumber, maple syrup, rappers named Snow...

  • @thisbushnell2012
    @thisbushnell2012 37 минут назад +1

    We have been over the traditions for several years, nearly a decade, as traditions require cash. Three years ago, before my illness worsened, I crocheted all of our gifts. The next year even the cards were beyond our budget. For us now, its almost an Amish attitude, christmas is just the 25th day in the 12th month.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 часов назад +15

    I thought 'Snowmanning' was when you take the carrot, and... well, it's a different thing entirely.

    • @Roberta-q1q
      @Roberta-q1q 5 часов назад +1

      Billie Eilish told me to!

  • @Shilly-Shally
    @Shilly-Shally 6 часов назад +5

    1:25 that adds up to 116% 😂

    • @NickDBaker
      @NickDBaker 4 часа назад +1

      Hi came here to say this 👍

    • @chuckkwaske958
      @chuckkwaske958 4 часа назад

      I came here to say that too! That just goes to show that 62% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    • @olamsoevik
      @olamsoevik 2 часа назад

      Can have both

  • @newmoonjlp
    @newmoonjlp 6 часов назад +21

    I usually make egg rolls for Christmas lol

  • @IIllIIllIl
    @IIllIIllIl 5 часов назад +3

    I see you with the TripleCaster Mr Cato, and it is dope

  • @ConnieWagner-u9w
    @ConnieWagner-u9w 3 часа назад +1

    💖🥳ya Mr. Colbert. Merry Christmas to you and yours. And Thank you for just being wholesome funny.

  • @Sat-Man-Alpha
    @Sat-Man-Alpha 6 часов назад +7

    The must-see-movie for christmas was, is and will ever be: LOVE ACTUALLY! Merry Christmas from collapsing Germany!😁

  • @bozobarr
    @bozobarr 5 часов назад +2

    Thank you, Stephen, for not airing that 🍊 windbag's pollution.