Johnny vs. Mary-Kate And Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed To Drive
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- Опубликовано: 24 янв 2015
- This Donator's Marathon brings strange things to this channel. Never did I ever expect to review, let alone look at, anything involving the Olsen Twins. Is this a fun time for all, anyway?
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I guess Mary-Kate and Ashley took driving lessons from the guy in Big Rigs.
So I wasn't the only person who thought of Big Rigs when I saw that.
I don't think any of the trucks even had drivers in that game.
why didn't i think of saying that?
zeldafan11097 Exactly.
one hundredth like! i could be helping figuring out the cure for cancer but nope. getting the one hundredth like is far more important! *starts to sob in dirty little corner filled with potato chip bags and iced tea containers*
THAT CLIPPING THROUGH THE WALL AT THE END, DEAR LORD I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN SOMETHING THAT UNPOLISHED
How does something ON RAILS like that even manage to do that?!???
Nitro Rad I don't know, ask the Payload from Team Fortress 2.
Somehow I'm not surprised Nitro Rad watches Johnny. Looking forward to that Super Mario 3D World video.
Simple, it seems the car has lost it's intended position for some reason, some sort of spawn error. but the game knows which space it's supposed to be on which is clearly on the other side of the map. when a player is supposed to move forward, it seems it must enter a rail on the left side of the road. usually this would be straight beside the car allowing the car to simply home straight into it without ever worrying about pathfinding. at that point it follows this rail until it passes the last space before it's destinattion space and then snaps into the right rail and stops at the destination space.
Because the game assumes the car is always right besides this left rail, it has no pathfinding and will drive straight into it like a homing missile. because the game thinks the car is on the other side of the map, the car takes the shortest route possible driving straight through the map to enter the left lane as it is supposed to. after that, it follows the lane as it normally would and the camera movement shows it is following the left lane indeed, you can tell it is turning at the right moments. the reason its invisible is presumably because it has snapped to the bottom of the map, there was presumably no ground inside the mountain so the car likely snapped straight to the bottom of the map. the camera seems to only follow the car's x and y cordinates, but not Z so the camera always mantains the same height.
It seems the game only accounts for x and y cordinates for the waypoints that the cars follow so the game doesn't care that the car is underground, you can see the car is counted as on the space it was trying the land on even though it is underground. the reason the blue void is there is just because it's the skybox of the level as you can see in some cutscenes.
Thanks
Simple. The game was nothing more than a cash grab. Very low effort to replicate the Mario Party formula, banking on fans of the Olsen’s eating this up.
IGN scores for the following games:
Sonic Shuffle-4.7
Sonic 06-4.8
Mary-Kate And Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive: 5.0
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
*****
It's like I don't really bother with that shitty website that much.
Oh it gets worse. It gets so much worse
Pokemon ORAS - 7.8/10 for "More of the same"
Call of Duty: MW3 - 9.0/10.
We all hate IGN.
Silent Huntsman While the original RS got a 9/10. WTF?
Can't spell ignoramus without IGN.
Almost a year old, and the ending is still priceless
They made the ending showy *flicks collar*
You can say that about most of SGB and SomecallmeJohnny's content XD
I still want them to uploaded the complete video of them playing it
I saw this five years ago, and still it is utter magic👌
Chuggs Saw your comment 4hours ago, still elite
I demand SGB Play Mary-Kate and Ashley Sweet 16 Licensed to Drive for St. Patrick's Day this year. We NEED to see that.
Charriii5 I would love to see that happen
Zack Bright how would drinking rules apply to a game as broken as this? I feel like sgb might actually die if they attempted that
RetroAlchemist18 2000 true
Oh hi.
Johnny and Elliot Licensed to Play
To answer the kind-of-legitimate question asked early on in the review, the game isn't for teenagers, it's for little girls who don't know what teenagers are like but who get starry-eyed and giggly when they think about *being* teenagers. Most Mary Kate and Ashley stuff was.
I assumed that was the case.
I DO have a little sister after all.
Adolecence ain't all it's cracked up to be.
(I should know, I'm turning 16 in a few months)
mushroomdude123 im 20 and reality hit me like a rude awakening.
Edward Elric
poor little angels
so its for amy rose
"Where's Elizabeth?" Rejoicing in the fact that she's not in this game and is an Avenger.
I absolutely love her as Scarlet Witch btw.
Yes. She was never in this game and became one of the members of #Teamcap.
+Legoman Thirteen Ikr
Same
#Teamcap indeed
It all built up throughout the video, and then I had to die of laughter at 8:35
I agree it was so funny Lol XD
Soraalam1 cool to see you here ^^
How do you mess up pathfinding on rails...?
The early 2000's was really tough and depressing. Not because terrorism or war but the amount of bad licenced games, comedy films and pop music was shat out.
Blame the writer's strike too. It's why live action crap exists to the point that it does.
Isaac Argesmith
Huh, never knew about that. Then again I was young and rarely pay any mind to a lot of things. But did remember something about a writer's strike. refresh my memory of what that was about?
CodecronoX Basically writers formed a union and wouldn't write for shows, movies, talk shows, and so on for 14 weeks. Writers did so because of their very crappy benefits, low pay and over all horrible jobs. I was wrong about it being from the early 2000s though. Television channels needed to still show something though so they improvised, with the popularity of reality tv shows being one of the biggest results of this. The strike was a success and costed the entertainment industry around 1 or 2 billion dollars in opportunity costs and was a long term success.
Today is far worse. A lot more school shootings,crisis. But now we have even worse licensed,more unfunny comedy movies.And don't even get me started on todays music its that bad.
cosmic lightning shadow storm
Well that's how some things are. Which sucks to really say, there are hit and miss, and yes the school shooting is a bit off the deep end.
I'm surprised the comments aren't filled with:
Perfect cupcake!
Perfect cupcake!
Perfect cupcake!
PERFECT CUPCAKE!
Strudel?!
Mark’s reaction to that clipping is why this is one of my favorite reviews to come back to.
There are so many things wrong with the tagline "Real Games for Real Girls". Are there games for artificial girls? Is there a massive untapped market for the waifu demographic? Did Acclaim know something we don't? The people need the truth, dammit!
Apparently I'm an artificial girl because I wouldn't play this game if you payed me.
+Kami Lee I'd would play but only if I was 10x drunker the legal limit.
Games for Magearna?
Girls don't play games anyway lol
Fast forward to 2022 and it's the alphabet people would lose their SHIT overr a tag line like that 🤣
I need this game and I need it now.
The legendary Haedox! I know this comment is six years old, but you should be getting more attention. You’re a great RUclipsr.
Excuse while I drive through this cliff here...
Where did that come from?
Mimi Peahes Did you not watch to the end of the video?
hahahaha XD
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore... Imma live UNDER it!"
BloodySteel64 I think they were referencing the constant repeating of "Where did that come from" during the highway minigame.
Jhonny I pray to God that someone lend you a copy of Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom. A good licensed 3D platformer
YES
According to a commentor, someone did, in fact, donated it. I hope to god that it's the next episode, because I can't wait any longer to hear his thoughts about it.
& someone did at one of the Too Many Games Expo I believe
YES SOMEONE DID WATCH THE TOOMANYGAMES 2014 VIDEO ON HIS CHANNEL!!!
I loved that game back in the day.
We interrupt Mary-Kate And Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed To Drive to bring you the Big Rigs : Over the Road Racing.
Seeing that end segment made me want to see an SGB Smackdown Sunday for this game, but Johnny confirmed that it ain't worth shit. Still, that fucking reverse action was hilarious. XD
What? You mean just casually going out of bounds? That happens in all of the best games ever! Just look at Sonic Boom, or Final Fantasy 14 at launch, or the best game of all time: Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing
Zero Ace The reactions, man. Elliot gets me every time.
Hub Hikari Damn straight
***** nope. This is only the 2nd game
yeah that ending XD, I died laughing right then, the game may be shit but its bugs like that that make it hilarious, kinda like sonic 06
Drunk SGB Play: Mary Kate and Ashley's Sweet 16
1 perfect cupcake= 1 shot
I bring a quote from Johnny's Generations review: "Don't make a drinking game out of this. You will die!"
I'm not the type to get happy when things are uploaded on my birthday but...This is Somecallmejohnny....This is an exception. Time to sit back, relax, and get even fatter by the cake I'm eating. Happy birthday to me!!!!
Happy birthday
Well, I'm 17....So, would that be sweet seventeenth?
SCREW YOU CONNIE!!!
What did Connie do...... I've only seen the anime. So, if something happens in the manga....I don't wanna know.
Happy Birthday Sparkstorm1000 🎊🎁🎂
Guess what game uses Cars now... Mario Party. Take a deep thought on that one!
Irony
as bad as the car is at least it's programmed properly
Urameshi!!
Hey, at least Mario Party 9 did it right.
Ughh... Mario Party is such a bore now. Super Mario Party was an absolute snooze fest.
why
Because it was donated
its the donator's marathon. We don't know how many videos its going to be yet.
Holy shit. You like Johnny! :D
Because somehow watching people suffer is entertaining to these people.
Sick bastards
KOKingpin93 It worked for The Simpsons, it'll work for John.
Wow...
That really says something about how shitty a game is when Johnny towards the end essentially goes "You know what? I can't really explain it. Let me SHOW you how shitty this is."
Do you have the whole thing recorded? I would
love to see it
I want a Let's Play of this.
drunk lp
+KINGOFDASLIPPYS as u wish o lord of spirts
+KINGOFDASLIPPYS I was going to ask the same thing
+KINGOFDASLIPPYS You say that, but remember to comparison of when they started vs when they ended? It'd probably be hilarious at first, but would get dull as it goes on.
it would be a reverse drunk mario LP
And thus, the comment section was filled with Game Grumps quotes.
yeah...2 inlcuding you :D
Terker2 "They're ALL holding cellphones." "Of course, what other things do teenage girls do?"
"Which one is Mary-Kate and which one is Assley?"-Arin Hanson 2012
Ike Santiago "Whenever somebody goes on a forum and they're like: Who would be the best people for a DragonBall Z movie?! People would be like: Jonathan Joe, Frank Henry and I'm like: Mary-Kate and Ashley?"
I didn't see any?
8 years later and the ending is still funny i feel old now lol
That ending had me in tears, man. Love how your crew was able to find so much fun in such an abysmal game. Lol.
This had me DYING. I love Somecallmejohnny, but this is one of my favorite reviews of him
This marathon only just started and already I want it to go on forever.
This guy's awesome, his humor is right up my alley. He doesn't try hard to be funny, unlike other RUclipsrs.
Perfect Cupcake
Strudel?!
ASLB247 PURFICT CUHPKAKE
+ShadowMaster77 .....*backs away*
ASLB247 .....
........I've got less than nothing...
That ending... by God I was laughing so hard I had trouble breathing.
I am sure we all laughed at the ending to this video. I mean there are many people on this comment section who want John, Mark, Elliot, and (Sorry, I don't know the 4th guy's name.) to either play this game on the SuperGamingBros. channel, or use the footage from this video to put on the channel.
***** Thank you!
I mean, I listened to the video during my free time at school, and I couldn't help but laugh my head off along with them. This is why I LOVE channels like SGB or TheRunawayGuys. The commentary from more than one person in a party game, good or bad, is a wonderful viewing experience for crazy people like me.
5:59 "Omigod the production values" - said as the green car clips through another car. Good one.
3:52 I bet this is how ea comes up some of their games
So true!😂
Turn left, you are now entering Exdeth Street.
tru xD
THE VOID
small sample? please upload the entire thing!
Johnny would lose all of his subscribers if he didn't.
I have to say, Matt's mustache makes him look about 45 years old.
Damn Johnny, you're lucky to have run into girls who actually talk about video games. Every girl I know is either talking about One Direction, some other overhyped boy singer, or some stupid gossip flying around the school.
The boys I know aren't much better. If it's not Call Of Duty, it's FIFA. And here I am just playing Hyperdimension Neptunia and Mario Kart 8. :/
+Aaron Tran You seem to have some bad luck when finding people of actual substance don't you?
Zodyrus Sevaron Basically.
So damn true... I think I was lucky for my friend to become a girl gamer.
jmcgamer12 I suppose you both have this issue, because all my childhood, every girl I knew was a gamer.
OnettBoy My girl has actually beat me at several games like Pokemon and Smash. And a lot of my female friends have won video game tournaments .
If I recall correctly, the point of the game isn't to complete rounds but to collect friends. First person to 3 friends is the winner and laps is related to how many laps there are in certain minigames. I don't remember how you're supposed figured that out (I used to play the hell out of this game with my sister as kid actually) but I do remember that being the pre-requisite.
And I thought Cory in the House was already a big WTF...
But that ending! My God! Big Rigs' creators would be proud XD
4:48 is one of my favorite Johnny quotes of all time.
This episode is gold.
Johnny out of all the RUclips videos I see in my sub box, these reviews are by far my most anticipated. Keep it up
Great episode! Loved the ending with the guys. Seriously couldn't have gone any better!
I have a feeling that most of the games that were donated to you are troll games.
Your profile pic makes this comment perfect.
Or unpopular games that try to get Johnny's reaction!!
This game has officially made my day. I never seen a party game this hilariously bad. And I had to watch the ending multiple times. It was that funny.
I love these reviews. This marathon is going to be fun to watch!
my man you have to upload the whole clip of all of you playing that game. its pure gold! btw love your vids bro keep doing what you do
Still better than Smash Tour...
No, just no. Funnier than Smash Tour, but far from better.
But......but..... I liked Smash Tour! It wasn't as good as Smash Run, but it wasn't that bad.
Ur going way too far... I bet u never even played smash run and just joining the hate wagon. Smash tour is confusing and smash run is better but it's not THAT bad
Guys, chill. I love Nintendo. Why would I name my account Broguy the Shy Guy?
Smash Tour was better than this. Besides, Smash Tour was a small part of one of the best games released in 2014
Will you ever upload the full 4-player experience? It might be very entertaining.
I still really want them to do a drunk LP of this.
+Anton “Scootaloo” Valdespino I guess. What kind of videos are you watching?
+Anton “Scootaloo” Valdespino Oh. Well that might explain it since I like all three of those things, but I don't comment on those types of videos very much. Especially on AVGN videos.
yes that would be great
TheREALwymario b
John, I PRAY to the video game overlords that you guys upload the ENTIRE recording of you guys playing through that onto SGB.
Also, REALLY digging the Majoras Mask love you were showing in this video!
Makes me laugh every time. Mark’s reactions are priceless especially when the car drives through the rock
I just pray that this is a smackdown sunday someday.
Damn the twins destroyed acclaim, awesome!
I've been sick, and nothing else cheered me up as much as this review!
Seeing you guys play it: golden!
8:47 Mark: The game is complete! I’m goin’ home!
8:35 - Fucking PERFECT!!!
game breaking bugs are always fun to collect.
TO THE VOIDDDDD
*insert exdeath laugh here*
Because when you first get your license, you apparently have the power to drive throught mountains.
"I have to go now, my planet needs me."
Oh you poor poor man, having to play this. Though you managed to leave me in stitches with that ending montage! Great review as always!
too funny. i remember having times like this with my friends while playing video games. great video as always john, congratulations on persevering through this game
Any 16th birthday is sweet if you're rich.
The ending was pure gold. Kind of wish I could see the rest, but I understand why you chose not to. lol
I kind of hope that entire session you guys did was recorded, because that was hilarious.
Wow, this review was amazing
I'm in tears right now xD
God I'd give anything to watch the full recording at the end. That was hilarious. LMAO
WHY WASNT THIS ON SGB?!!!!
It's a really interesting novelty to see what amounts to an SGB Smackdown Sunday with face-cam, wouldn't mind seeing more of that, TBH.
Gods, Johnny, how much more of this Marathon can you take? I fear what's next...
I must say John, that was brilliant idea to include footage of you all playing! Perfect ending!
Oh my god you and your friends reacting to this made my day XD
7:21 is the best part of the video
I'm still trying to get over the fact their sister Elizabeth plays Scarlet Witch.
Holy shit, this was the funniest damn thing I've seen in awhile, one of your best Johnny. Keep up the good work man, love every second of your videos! ^^
Watching live footage of you guys playing games was amazing. Everyone's reaction had me falling out of my seat laughing, especially Matt. XD
Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 is my favorite Chinese Hentai Game!!! :D
It's my fav McDonald's burger.
It's my favorite toilet paper!
It's my favorite game.
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Togami? I didn't know you were into that kinda thing...
Musomania27 Of course, It's my daily hobby after the whole survival game nonsense. :D
This was so funny John! That skit describing how they made the games was so funny XD
And that last multiplayer part had me in tears!
Oh... I so hope you guys release the full lets play. Seriously, I was cracking up.
I keep rewatching the clipping part. That was amazing.
How is this already 6 years old? Time flies
8:17 That laugh!
So, I wonder what the next game in the marathon will be. Can hardly wait for the laughs to come. Thanks for doing what you do Johnny, I sincerely mean that.
Yet another video :D. I just got through watching Cory in the House and here you are uploading another video yet again. Waiting never felt so good on uploaded videos :)
Drunk Mary-Kate and Ashley let's play in the future confirmed
if this doesn't show up on Smackdown Sunday, I'll cry.
I just went out for my first ever drive alone today.
This video is going to be amazing. :D
That mini Let's play at the end was pure gold!!
They need to do this game for a drunk SGB play
Mario Party gameplay + Sonic 06 glitches = this game.
Love the skit you did for the game design.
That last clip was one of the funniest things I have seen on this entire channel. That was just just amazing
I'm not the only one who's kind of sad John didn't put the footage on SGB, right?
I'm with you there. nice profile pic by the way.
cuz you shouldn't suffer alone... so bring your homies along
I don't know if you've noticed this Johnny, but lately your videos have been absolutely hilarious lately, keep it up
😂😂😂😂😂
Okay this is better than I expected! You should review "questionable" games more often!
Next Review: Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker
i like Super Toad 69
toad 67 was better
Okay, What Are You Talking About?
TheLostSonicFan7 super toad 69
Connor RB YAHOOOO!!
when you said the game becomes self-aware... that was no f***ing joke! 8:30 is the proof
johnny, please do more videos like this one. This was just so godamn funny, and it's cool seeing all three of you guys while recording a semi-video like for sgb
ANY review video that includes the words "grown-ass men" is automatically gold. At least, I haven't found one yet. This, the Midnight Reviews of The Oogieloves and Barbie Star Light Adventure...
Where the hell did you live where 16 year old girls were talking about Final Fantasy??
Where did you learn to drive?
Where did you learn to drive?
Where did you learn to drive?
Love the glitch you and friends discovered at the end! XD
Upload the rest of the playthrough you guys did!!! That would be awesome!