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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2013
  • Dr. Phil (Will Ferrell) joins Oprah (Maya Rudolph) and attempts to fix a couple's (Tom Green, Ana Gasteyer) marital problems with confusing folksy sayings. [Season 26, 2000]
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  • @Femaiden
    @Femaiden 4 года назад +4188

    when tom green's character is the most sane and normal person in the room. . .

    • @asmrcritique6565
      @asmrcritique6565 4 года назад +23

      Yeah right!!

    • @zackcross7190
      @zackcross7190 4 года назад +84

      IcedFate You just don’t get it do you? You don’t put gas in a car when there’s a bun in the oven.

    • @halohunter5217
      @halohunter5217 4 года назад +27

      I WAS IN A SHAFT!

    • @chrisfegan81
      @chrisfegan81 4 года назад +7

      Then you know you're truly in the twilight zone

    • @javssilva3995
      @javssilva3995 3 года назад +27

      I forgot Tom Green has legit acting skills

  • @thestrongprevail3039
    @thestrongprevail3039 4 года назад +2833

    "You're capable of saving complete strangers, but there's a fire right over here!"
    That literally does sound like something Dr. Phil would say.

    • @ilostwaldo
      @ilostwaldo 4 года назад +28

      I laughed so hard because of that! Spot on

    • @jeffreese8694
      @jeffreese8694 4 года назад +8

      I knew that wasn’t supposed to be serious, but I couldn’t help 🙄 at that part.

    • @richardpowell1772
      @richardpowell1772 4 года назад +29

      You just don’t get it, do you?

    • @steffnic13
      @steffnic13 4 года назад +14

      Dr Phil is a menace

    • @yahyeleban10
      @yahyeleban10 3 года назад +8

      Lol I honestly think they stole that line from one of his shows

  • @akholiwenywebeni8168
    @akholiwenywebeni8168 Год назад +489

    I love Oprah’s interjections, and the crowd instantly agreeing with whatever she says.

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 Год назад +384

    I love how Will’s metaphors got more and more ridiculous 😂😂😂
    But seriously, it always seemed like the real Dr. Phil was on the cusp of offering a solution - and then they’d cut to commercial 🤣🤣🤣

    • @grinsenfelhaust7404
      @grinsenfelhaust7404 Год назад +1

      You just didn't catch the reference.
      Slow breathing. Try not to laugh.

    • @CoreDreamStudios
      @CoreDreamStudios Год назад +11

      You can't stir a stew with a bowling ball filled with coconuts!

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 Год назад +14

      What's good for the goose isn't always good for grandmas hip replacement.

    • @showaker4755
      @showaker4755 Год назад +7

      When it's raining outside and you don't have an umbrella a french mime isn't going to chase a cat up an escalator

    • @jocelynastheart2732
      @jocelynastheart2732 Год назад +2

      I know it's always we shall be right back after the commercial commercial commercial commercial LOL

  • @khyabeck7143
    @khyabeck7143 6 лет назад +3521

    Husband : *breathes
    Dr.Phil: You just don’t get it, do you?

    • @stephenkohl9789
      @stephenkohl9789 4 года назад +4

      888 likes

    • @ruru_bckwrds8737
      @ruru_bckwrds8737 4 года назад +5

      LMAOOOO

    • @erabbitgamingofficial1
      @erabbitgamingofficial1 4 года назад +11

      Lmao "I was late for dinner ok? I fell down a shaft!"

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/видео.html

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 Год назад +1

      This whole sketch reminded me why men are as much as 5x more likely to take their own lives than women. It's all your fault, you can't do anything right, and you deserve nothing - even if you're a civic hero. That's the whole funny haha punchline joke.

  • @ajon6205
    @ajon6205 5 лет назад +3125

    “When you’re hungry for a corn dog, a midget with a butcher knife doesn’t dance does he?”
    -Dr Phil

  • @superstarreviews9937
    @superstarreviews9937 Год назад +104

    The way Tom green,just keeps starring at the camera and the audience,was absolutely hilarious! 😆

    • @dollarcostbackpacker1226
      @dollarcostbackpacker1226 Год назад +2

      Cant believe how alone he is in the world.

    • @percyvolnar8010
      @percyvolnar8010 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yep, he was being CLASSIC Tom Green. Had me on the floor!

    • @marcusarelius
      @marcusarelius 6 месяцев назад +3

      Will Farrell was great but Tom Green's face and eyes is what sold this. I thought he was trying to make her break character the whole time.

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 5 месяцев назад +1

      I also love how,she looks ready to forgive him,when he mentions the cruise and everything looks like it might be ok,for a split second... But then Dr. Phil, LITERALLY gets in between them and says... You just don't get it!! And she's all pissed again! 😆

  • @soloa24
    @soloa24 3 года назад +99

    She was ready to accept the ticket to the Bahamas until Dr. Phil says "you just don't get it, do you?"

  • @natethegr8458
    @natethegr8458 3 года назад +1411

    Dr phil: got anything else to say?
    Husband: "says half a sentence"
    Dr phil: you just love to talk don't ya?
    😂😂

  • @GeeTrieste
    @GeeTrieste 6 лет назад +3301

    Ferrell does this soo smoothly without overacting it.
    The characterization is perfect.

    • @JimSVoit
      @JimSVoit 5 лет назад +59

      It's fantastic really...not to mention how hilarious it comes off. I wish he did more skits as Dr. Phil!

    • @zurzakne-etra7069
      @zurzakne-etra7069 5 лет назад +8

      his harrison ford is pretty good too

    • @AjayKumar-tb9kf
      @AjayKumar-tb9kf 5 лет назад +7

      Watch Michael McDonald's Version.

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 года назад +5

      will is really really good when it counts

    • @leejackson4724
      @leejackson4724 4 года назад +4

      Gee Trieste I normally do not find Will Ferrell to be funny at all, but this was fricking genius! Laughing my ass off!!😀😀😀

  • @phinny5608
    @phinny5608 Год назад +78

    I saw this sketch once, literally decades ago, and it has resonated with me all through my adult life. "You just don't get it, do you?"

  • @beckyleonardis6331
    @beckyleonardis6331 11 месяцев назад +15

    He was 2 hours late to dinner. He didn't even call! I'm a firefighter! I was fighting a fire! I fell through a shaft! I laughed so hard!

  • @trevorphillips1207
    @trevorphillips1207 7 лет назад +4577

    There's no point putting a donkey on a speedboat if you're not going to teach it how to play tennis

    • @daleb7372
      @daleb7372 5 лет назад +73

      indeed

    • @tonyhawk7034
      @tonyhawk7034 5 лет назад +99

      You are a modern day Freud

    • @Prottype
      @Prottype 5 лет назад +67

      You are like a human Albert Einstein!

    • @AnitaHanjaaab
      @AnitaHanjaaab 5 лет назад +58

      My mind is blown! I've never thought about it like that.

    • @grant6503
      @grant6503 5 лет назад +66

      trevor phillips you just don’t get it do you. You can’t go to a patriots football game if there’s no basketballs

  • @xavierann5222
    @xavierann5222 5 лет назад +5048

    This skit is a parody...but pissed me off like it was real

    • @chickeyfreckles
      @chickeyfreckles 5 лет назад +182

      Man, I thought I was the only one!

    • @openmind2161
      @openmind2161 5 лет назад +69

      it look so real

    • @TheH10ne
      @TheH10ne 5 лет назад +236

      Dude I Feel the same way lol the way they curtail to women and make men look like the bad guy in pretty much everything these days Fuck the libtards man

    • @michaellynch5254
      @michaellynch5254 5 лет назад +88

      It pissed me off too. In today's society it wouldn't surprise me to see it happen.

    • @memyself6659
      @memyself6659 5 лет назад +45

      @@michaellynch5254 Oh stop being so shrill and get over it.

  • @lauriesoper4056
    @lauriesoper4056 2 года назад +221

    This is an accurate parody of what Oprah and Dr. Phil actually do when it comes to marriage counselling. It's always the man's fault.

    • @shawnannul
      @shawnannul Год назад +34

      And the wife never really explained the root of her problem OR how to fix it...

    • @mashedburgerpatties903
      @mashedburgerpatties903 Год назад +6

      This is why I'm never marrying!

    • @Reulorics
      @Reulorics Год назад +21

      The shows are for women, that's all their audience wants to see

    • @gabebarnes6814
      @gabebarnes6814 Год назад +7

      "You just don't get it, do you?" - Doctor Phil

    • @ambrooks5
      @ambrooks5 Год назад

      @@mashedburgerpatties903 Been there. Done that. Won’t ever do it again! Lol

  • @jonathanhenryreport
    @jonathanhenryreport 29 дней назад +3

    3:50 "I'm not hungry for a corn dog" .. Tom Green's body language and acting was hilarious in this kit 😂😂😂

  • @chriscich
    @chriscich 5 лет назад +1871

    Men: *Exists*
    Dr. Phil: "You just don't get it, do you?"
    I always wondered why he was so popular with women.

    • @susanlwalkup8976
      @susanlwalkup8976 4 года назад +21

      Not all of us. but the idea that people should talk to each other is good. Really talk,,,well, maybe not so much. Sometimes you just move forward.

    • @ayeemmaperson8030
      @ayeemmaperson8030 4 года назад +36

      Oh women get roasted on that show just as much XD

    • @karamlevi
      @karamlevi 4 года назад +21

      Aye Emma Person one time I listened to my BPD mother and timed her talking for 40 minutes... then I spoke and got less than three minutes and was told I was talking too much... I pointed out my timer... she said since we both talked then it was equal and I was abusing my privileges with her and bring too dominant
      40 = 3 ?
      And in her eyes 👀 also
      3 < 40 ...
      So what I’m saying is if you were a lobster 🦞 you would have us think that being dipped in Sprite is the same hardship as boiling water..?
      I think 🤔 more Prozac for this lobster is in order...

    • @0anant0
      @0anant0 4 года назад

      @@karamlevi Moms get a pass! Always! :-)

    • @karamlevi
      @karamlevi 4 года назад +12

      0anant0 even the ones who boil bunnies 🐰?
      Somebody doesn’t know that some moms aren’t like the rest...
      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @tiagosilva1866
    @tiagosilva1866 5 лет назад +2320

    This stoped being funny when it started getting real af 😂

  • @bsherder
    @bsherder 2 года назад +65

    Tom Green always makes me laugh, even when he is just staring right into the camera.

  • @jerrycastanon
    @jerrycastanon 3 года назад +39

    "I was in a shaft!" "You just don't get it, do you?"

  • @Mobimobipopo
    @Mobimobipopo 9 лет назад +1824

    That Doctor Phil is spot on.

    • @klipser66
      @klipser66 6 лет назад +34

      This one does better advice

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex 6 лет назад +16

      Mobimobipopo Will Ferrell was a genius. He actually made SNL funny.

    • @klipser66
      @klipser66 6 лет назад +14

      totally agreed with one small correction... IS a genius

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 6 лет назад +6

      Neither one quite captured the stomach-churning loathsomeness of the real thing, but MADtv did come closer on that score.

    • @donnellcoleman7784
      @donnellcoleman7784 6 лет назад +4

      DanHarkless ﴾Halloween videos, YTPs, & more﴿ Michael as Dr.Phil n Debbie Wilson as Oprah genius

  • @linuslexy3161
    @linuslexy3161 5 лет назад +3202

    I forgot Oprah was to blame for thrusting Dr. Phil upon the world.

    • @fredriksvard2603
      @fredriksvard2603 5 лет назад +64

      linus lexy at least she gave us bill burr's rant on her

    • @linuslexy3161
      @linuslexy3161 5 лет назад +13

      @@fredriksvard2603 I love him.

    • @fredriksvard2603
      @fredriksvard2603 5 лет назад +19

      linus lexy global treasure, seeing him live in two weeks

    • @cornlips7247
      @cornlips7247 5 лет назад +4

      @@fredriksvard2603 that rocks! I can imagine it was awesome.

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 5 лет назад +3

      But muh ranch

  • @Chavez58677
    @Chavez58677 Год назад +33

    To this day, it’s impossible for me to watch Dr. Phil without thinking of Will Ferrell

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective Год назад +1

      You just don't get it, do ya?

    • @nm9586
      @nm9586 11 месяцев назад

      Same with Jeopardy!

  • @lv999sozkyy4
    @lv999sozkyy4 3 года назад +13

    Everytime Tom Green looked at the camera I fucking LOST it😂😂😂

  • @wallywam1
    @wallywam1 5 лет назад +1444

    "I'm willing to accept responsibility for whatever it is that I'm doing wrong."
    Marriage summed up perfectly.

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella 4 года назад +83

      You just don't get it!

    • @releenad
      @releenad 4 года назад +20

      @@PrimoStracciatella do you 😂😂

    • @Orcinus1967
      @Orcinus1967 4 года назад +25

      Bill Burr "for the last t years we have been talking about whats wrong with me"

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 года назад +6

      Thank you for not saying "marriage in a nutshell."

    • @bethanygee6939
      @bethanygee6939 4 года назад +17

      Then you're with the wrong person. Marriage isn't bad in and of itself; it's the people IN the relationship!

  • @plumlogan
    @plumlogan 4 года назад +402

    Kind of brilliant having Tom Green playing the stable character

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/видео.html

    • @yudivazquez1296
      @yudivazquez1296 Год назад +2

      Yes!

    • @ubwcolt
      @ubwcolt Год назад +6

      He was pretty normal until he had to say the word Bahamas then he just couldn't help himself lol

  • @Middle850
    @Middle850 2 года назад +18

    It’s actually scary and hilarious how accurate this is.

  • @scottandrew8906
    @scottandrew8906 3 года назад +26

    There's something about Will that makes his impressions absolutely hilarious. He doesn't always nail the voice, but he comes close enough, and his facial expressions and reactions are priceless. This applies to his George W Bush, Dr. Phil, and the late Alex Trebek.

  • @poisenbery
    @poisenbery 5 лет назад +2178

    Man: I WAS FIGHTING A FIRE!! I'M A FIREFIGHTER!!!
    Women: BOOO!!!!!

    • @hollytaylor6794
      @hollytaylor6794 4 года назад +99

      I fell down the shaft! I WAS IN A SHAFT!

    • @y2m226
      @y2m226 4 года назад +115

      That's exactly what these shows are. Yenta housewife audience blaming their husbands for everything including the price of tea in China. The producers know who watches shit like Oprah and Dr Phil. Bored housewives

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach 4 года назад +12

      How far we've come...

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 4 года назад +22

      Budddy, you just don't get it do you? lol

    • @Freddy_Confetti
      @Freddy_Confetti 4 года назад +5

      Typical

  • @thecombara6891
    @thecombara6891 5 лет назад +634

    "You don't wanna hide a mars bar in your sleeping bag when there's a bear outside the tent," 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jcardoza1215
      @jcardoza1215 4 года назад +25

      That actually makes sense. )))

    • @christophermeyers
      @christophermeyers 3 года назад +2

      I use this to explain a lot of life's situations to people.

    • @normgraham8630
      @normgraham8630 2 года назад +5

      When I was 17, we lucked into some army Surplus canvas tents. We set them up, we stayed there a week, and next "campers" were the ones that bought the tents...so, we stayed for free, and didnt have to take them down. One of my friends younger brother, brushed his teeth before going to bed, and woke up with a bear licking the toothpaste off his face. Bears smell, and follow their nose. The bear went under thru tent, like it was a shower curtain. There might have been a candy bar involved too.

    • @azoz999
      @azoz999 2 года назад +2

      @@normgraham8630 then what happened

    • @normgraham8630
      @normgraham8630 2 года назад +6

      @@azoz999 The bear was clearly calm, just looking for food. The canvas tents, allowed the bear to crawl under the tent canvas side. The other kid in the tent, yelled, not the one getting his face licked. The bear ran out, we woke up from the yelling, and everyone came out to see what was up, in time to see the bear fleeing. So....nothing bad happened.

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 3 года назад +49

    "There is no reason to draw a soft gray flannel rhinoceros cap on the sidewalk if the albinos already headed north!"

    • @thalastpoet
      @thalastpoet 2 года назад +1

      😅😅🤣🤣

    • @warpnin3
      @warpnin3 2 года назад +2

      None what-so-e-ver!!

  • @Atlas65
    @Atlas65 3 года назад +9

    I don't know how often I have seen this sketch, but I just simply keep coming back to it... I guess it is just one of the best's.

  • @Rickyfyied
    @Rickyfyied 6 лет назад +2585

    100% how the show is.

    • @havannasunn4762
      @havannasunn4762 5 лет назад +34

      Yeah, only this is better because it's funny. Dr. phil is not.

    • @scottskinner577
      @scottskinner577 5 лет назад +11

      Spot on

    • @maximusp210
      @maximusp210 5 лет назад +21

      has anyone ever done a better impression than will ferrel of Dr. Phil in the history of impressions?? WOW~~~

    • @sabertooth4446
      @sabertooth4446 5 лет назад +3

      Havanna Sunn this shit isn't funny at all.

    • @timothybrown8424
      @timothybrown8424 5 лет назад +17

      @@sabertooth4446 He has the mannerisms and technique down. His impressions are spot-on and it's slightly exaggerated, that's the schtick.

  • @whitleycargill2790
    @whitleycargill2790 3 года назад +180

    How to gaslight a man and plant seeds of doubt into a vulnerable relationship in under 7 minutes.

  • @rustinstardust2094
    @rustinstardust2094 3 года назад +21

    Ok, he's *too good* at playing Dr. Phil. If I weren't wearing glasses right now I'd assume it was really him.

  • @buregodwin9652
    @buregodwin9652 Год назад +7

    Tom Green has always been one of my favourites! I love his commitment to the character ❤

  • @TheNostalgiaFiend
    @TheNostalgiaFiend 4 года назад +218

    Tom Green's facial expressions are priceless. Will Ferrell's imitation of Dr. Phil was spot on.

  • @poisoncandyfloss8212
    @poisoncandyfloss8212 9 лет назад +766

    When you're hungry for a corndog… A midget doesn't dance does he? XD Best line!

  • @firehouse5767
    @firehouse5767 5 месяцев назад +5

    I remember this lovely time in American History. My late grandma would watch these two all the time. 😂❤

  • @donismyname4351
    @donismyname4351 2 года назад +2

    I think I finally understand… When there’s no fruit in the jello, you can’t expect a scuba diver to climb to the top of Mount Everest before filling up an empty mayonnaise jar with pennies. Thank you Dr. Phil. Thank you so much.

  • @c.g.6495
    @c.g.6495 5 лет назад +706

    You just don't get it. There are two sides to every pancake

    • @blue9394
      @blue9394 5 лет назад +20

      This is deep. Too deep

    • @nathanwatson1915
      @nathanwatson1915 5 лет назад +18

      Yep, as deep as that pancake.

    • @warrenarmstrong2154
      @warrenarmstrong2154 5 лет назад +7

      Well a pancake is a cylinder which is s three dimensional object so it really has 3 sides. V=πr2h

    • @blue9394
      @blue9394 5 лет назад +7

      What do you mean, a cylinder?. Smh it's clearly a pyramid

    • @warrenarmstrong2154
      @warrenarmstrong2154 5 лет назад +3

      Ash 2006 shit it auto corrected i should have said fourth dimension pyramid IM sorry. I’ll leave now
      (the frick was I thinking)

  • @ReadyMindsetGo
    @ReadyMindsetGo 8 лет назад +1628

    Wow. I've seen Dr.Phil exactly 1 time, and it went exactly like this. Totally oblivious to the guy's situation and just laying on the guilt upon him, as opposed to trying to create mutual understanding and finding a solution to the actual problem.

    • @YourActualMother
      @YourActualMother 6 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kingofthecosmos3253
      @kingofthecosmos3253 6 лет назад +79

      ReadyMindsetGo dr Phil is a trash doctor, he knows nothing about actually practing psychiatry. He is just in it for the money

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 6 лет назад +154

      You just don't get it it, do you? If you're playing the violin in a boat on the river Styx, do you wear sox??

    • @zachs652
      @zachs652 6 лет назад +5

      ReadyMindsetGo you guys are dumb af

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 6 лет назад +29

      ReadyMindsetGo - That's my impression too. I think he does like this to be more popular with women, and some men as well. Since there is unfortunately an increasing amount of men in the USA who let women roll over them.

  • @Kelly.Lashs1r
    @Kelly.Lashs1r 3 года назад +11

    "I fell down a shaft!"
    "BEOOO!"

  • @GaeasBlessing
    @GaeasBlessing 2 года назад +26

    I feel like Will Ferrell could have taken over as Dr. Phil years ago and no one would have noticed.

  • @dylanwade5829
    @dylanwade5829 5 лет назад +542

    They boo that he’s a fireman stopping a fire, man this felt too real

  • @katiechisholm
    @katiechisholm 4 года назад +207

    “You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there’s no duck sauce.” 🥡🥟🥢

    • @Jarek_73
      @Jarek_73 4 года назад +3

      I thought "dog sauce" but you version sounds more probable though Chinese are keeon eating dogs...

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 2 года назад +3

      I don't think I have ever had duck sauce at a Chinese buffet.I feel so empty.

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 Год назад

      You can't go to the rodeo if you left grandpa at the airport..

    • @user-zf3xb3qx8w
      @user-zf3xb3qx8w 2 месяца назад

      @@Jarek_73 Korea. dog eaters. Korea.

  • @raydraiz1859
    @raydraiz1859 2 года назад +6

    Green is a legend and a revolutionary. His comedy and being the originator of so much of what the internet is about today.

  • @Psidream1337
    @Psidream1337 2 года назад +18

    This is back when comedy actually called out stupid media types and wasn’t crucified for it

    • @kylezo
      @kylezo 2 года назад +1

      You mean this was back before conservatives didn't start frothing at the mouth about cancel culture when comedy called out stupid media types

  • @Mrearthwarrior
    @Mrearthwarrior 8 лет назад +1709

    Ken it's like this: You CANNOT eat at the chinese buffet, if there's no ducksauce!

    • @petarcrnogorac9912
      @petarcrnogorac9912 7 лет назад +20

      where chinese buffet would mean a woman, and ducksauce common sense

    • @kimberlycooke852
      @kimberlycooke852 6 лет назад +10

      OMG..NO FREAKN DUCKA SAUSA, YOU KILLIN ME MAN FOR GET ABOUT IT.... CANT GO DERRRRR

    • @termsofusepolice
      @termsofusepolice 6 лет назад

      Ajabaja

    • @OverlandOne
      @OverlandOne 6 лет назад +12

      Chef Ramsay: "What? No bloody ducksauce? Fuck me."

    • @Jack-rd3nt
      @Jack-rd3nt 6 лет назад +1

      WHERES THE DUCKSAUCE

  • @perkyporkpie
    @perkyporkpie 7 лет назад +2170

    There's something strangely moving about Tom Green's performance

    • @richardbarker6615
      @richardbarker6615 6 лет назад +85

      perkyporkpie Probably Tom Green's best performance

    • @ManuelRodriguez-bk7gv
      @ManuelRodriguez-bk7gv 6 лет назад +50

      perkyporkpie loved watching the tom green show in high school

    • @Garrettdx1988
      @Garrettdx1988 6 лет назад +51

      The Bahaaaahmas

    • @KeithCarey33
      @KeithCarey33 6 лет назад +43

      perkyporkpie He was acting a bit like Gord. Tom Green should have had a sequel to Freddy Got Fingered.

    • @fordablunts
      @fordablunts 6 лет назад +10

      Simply hilarious tom is

  • @RickyMoriceLove
    @RickyMoriceLove 2 года назад +4

    "What the hell were you thinking?"
    Husbands everyhere: "What did I do!? Tell me what I did wrong!"

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is SO Close to what "Doctor" Phil and Oprah are actually like, its actually amazing lol

  • @veltonmeade1057
    @veltonmeade1057 4 года назад +573

    Will Ferrell is a fantastic actor and comedian.

    • @666miyuru
      @666miyuru 3 года назад +4

      Did he make you type this? Geez what a tool.

    • @veltonmeade1057
      @veltonmeade1057 3 года назад +6

      @@666miyuru No Tyrone, I can think on my own, unlike you.

    • @666miyuru
      @666miyuru 3 года назад +6

      @@veltonmeade1057 Yeah but what good is thinking on your own when your brain thinks Will Ferrel is a good actor.

    • @thedragonboy7914
      @thedragonboy7914 3 года назад +9

      He’s like nick cage. Sometimes he’s amazing, sometimes he’s terrible

    • @dapatman9827
      @dapatman9827 3 года назад

      @@veltonmeade1057 come on, Kyle! Is that the best you got or do you need to "Columbus" and get other folks' jokes to be smart at comebacks and whut not?!

  • @mencred4334
    @mencred4334 9 лет назад +1574

    A: You're late for dinner
    B: But I was in a comma
    C: You just don't get it do you?

    • @keh3812
      @keh3812 9 лет назад +179

      La Be A comma...of all the punctuation out there the comma is by far the most dangerous. Rich and insightful my friend. Try not to get caught in a semi-colon either though.

    • @vision716
      @vision716 8 лет назад +29

      Exclamation Point!!!!!

    • @PeacefulCountryLife
      @PeacefulCountryLife 8 лет назад +3

      +Gekko Tec Poop sounds!!! and exclamation points!!!

    • @coosoorlog
      @coosoorlog 6 лет назад +92

      it doesn't matter if you're in a comma if your wife is in a period

    • @joeomalley2835
      @joeomalley2835 6 лет назад +9

      Just don't get caught in an ellipsis...the absolute worst.........

  • @3dprinterjam263
    @3dprinterjam263 2 года назад +6

    Tom Green should have said: "Dr. Phil, y'know that wife you were once married to, before you CHEATED on her, HOW'S THAT WORKIN' FOR YA?!?"

  • @souio
    @souio 3 года назад +6

    Tom Green still doesn't understand that you don't play cards with a blind man when your guitar is drowning in a tar pond.

  • @thisisfromage
    @thisisfromage 3 года назад +138

    "You can't eat at a Chinese buffet if there's no duck sauce"
    Perfect execution of this line. I nearly laugh-cried.

  • @annamarie6712
    @annamarie6712 10 лет назад +560

    Will Farrell is sooooo funny, he has Dr Phil down pat!

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 6 лет назад

      Anna Marie Who is this "Pat" character that you speak of and what exactly is it that he's "down with"?

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 6 лет назад

      D...dow pa.....DOWN PAT!!??

    • @CoreyStLouis-vg8gg
      @CoreyStLouis-vg8gg 6 лет назад +2

      Anna Marie nobody’s correcting her? It’s Will Ferrell. Sorry had to

    • @benvalenti2618
      @benvalenti2618 5 лет назад

      Yes he does let me tell you

    • @neverleft636
      @neverleft636 5 лет назад +3

      There's a 4 alarm fire going on in your wife's heart! Lolol

  • @siptwithme1415
    @siptwithme1415 11 месяцев назад +2

    You don't bring a mop bucket to a county fair if your corn stalks ain't even swaying when the breeze blows!

  • @demoy1193
    @demoy1193 Месяц назад

    This is MASTERFUL work in every single way!

  • @TearDownGenesis
    @TearDownGenesis 5 лет назад +484

    I think Tom Green's character's situation can be understood by men everywhere

  • @bmillerdrums
    @bmillerdrums 5 лет назад +182

    Tom Green is hysterical in this. Omg... I got us tickets to the Bahama... The Bahama.. The BAHAMA..
    You just don't get it do you? lol

  • @miawallace2306
    @miawallace2306 2 года назад +8

    Mia looks and sounds nothing like Oprah but DANG she nailed the mannerisms and vocal cadence. Props to the make-up and wardrobe too!

  • @Justinsatiable
    @Justinsatiable 3 года назад +5

    "You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there's no duck sauce" 🤣

  • @evanbelisle8464
    @evanbelisle8464 3 года назад +103

    Tom Green deserves to be remembered more than he is.

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/видео.html

    • @graydonterry9835
      @graydonterry9835 Год назад +4

      I just watched Freddy Got Fingered a week ago. Go watch it again and you can see how funny he was, but just how irrelevant he was always doomed to be.... Just like Pauly Shore

    • @giovannirogers5107
      @giovannirogers5107 Год назад

      @@graydonterry9835 Spot on

    • @NoFapKing
      @NoFapKing Год назад +2

      He inspired the Joe rogan podcast

    • @BurmaJ
      @BurmaJ Год назад +5

      Remembered? He’s not dead ffs.

  • @DecadeMusic2
    @DecadeMusic2 5 лет назад +275

    If you wanna play with a hot knife, you gotta make sure there's at least 2 more apples left

    • @SugarRoses
      @SugarRoses 5 лет назад +2

      Haaaa

    • @kendrareaves4100
      @kendrareaves4100 4 года назад +1

      Indica Sativa haj

    • @VladR1024
      @VladR1024 4 года назад +3

      Let me fix that for ya:
      "If you wanna play with hot knife, come home and wait 15 seconds till your wife starts bit*ing"

    • @zoedarc783
      @zoedarc783 3 года назад

      This one has me rolling

  • @8002spirgnob
    @8002spirgnob 3 месяца назад +2

    This is probably the ultimate one-time sketch that I wish was a recurring.

  • @lisaeve6426
    @lisaeve6426 2 года назад

    Omg... the horse shoe inside a pillow...I just can't😝

  • @helpyourneihgbor
    @helpyourneihgbor 4 года назад +216

    I watched Dr. Phil twice and this is exactly how I felt after watching it. Just like watching a twighlight zone episode where the main character never had a chance and the bad guy wins at the end.

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/видео.html

    • @okdokgg857
      @okdokgg857 2 года назад +15

      you just don't get it do you?

  • @matthewharris7331
    @matthewharris7331 6 лет назад +246

    You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there is no duck sauce lmao

    • @Alx-xp9im
      @Alx-xp9im 5 лет назад +1

      Duck sauce is nasty lmfao

    • @henrietjames1645
      @henrietjames1645 5 лет назад +1

      Get some soy sauce.

    • @saber7529
      @saber7529 5 лет назад

      Chinese food is disgusting

    • @diangelo1981
      @diangelo1981 4 года назад

      My English is bad I thought he said dog sauce🤔

    • @ridgebriar17
      @ridgebriar17 4 года назад

      You can't call yourself a Doctor, if you haven't got an active degree licenced in the state you practice.

  • @mtedney
    @mtedney Месяц назад

    I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard reading comments before. Literally crying! 😂

  • @RodovalPTY
    @RodovalPTY 8 месяцев назад +1

    I wish they would have done like at least 10 of these, i would have them on repeat

  • @jovangorgi
    @jovangorgi 9 лет назад +479

    Will is such a great fucking actor .

    • @jovangorgi
      @jovangorgi 8 лет назад

      Well he has kids so he probably did some fucking as well as acting . As far as a recall he is marred with a Swedish woman . Well bye . 10x for the comment .

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 7 лет назад +1

      He is, but man i love Tom Green as well. They fit so well together. Both of them are so good at staring like an idiot haha, i love it.

    • @jovangorgi
      @jovangorgi 7 лет назад +2

      Everybody that got to play lines on SNL is great fucking actor or actress
      .

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 7 лет назад +1

      I disagree. Many actors on SNL does not have the qualities, but these two are brilliant.

    • @chuckstr951
      @chuckstr951 6 лет назад

      He's funny, but I wouldn't say great

  • @sanitater3271
    @sanitater3271 10 лет назад +1745

    Men! We don't know what we did!

  • @thalastpoet
    @thalastpoet 2 года назад +3

    "Folks, when you're getting out of the bathtub, Grandma's not dealing dominoes, am I right??"

  • @parkerberlin4410
    @parkerberlin4410 Год назад +1

    The Tom Green show. Such a great moment in time

  • @ickleronny
    @ickleronny 10 лет назад +797

    I feel sooooo bad for the husband!

    • @finethen8064
      @finethen8064 9 лет назад +17

      Yeah lol

    • @drinks1019
      @drinks1019 6 лет назад +39

      You just don’t get it do yah?

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, in reality, Dr. Phil does one-side EVERYTHING, and makes it all one person's fault.

  • @ForestG
    @ForestG 4 года назад +191

    When you're trying to cut tomatoes, you don't just whack a mole in a wedding gown, do ya?

  • @BillShears2010
    @BillShears2010 Год назад

    Oh man this is a classic. I lost it when he says I got you tickets to the Bahamas, the Bahamas hahahaha

  • @davidtsmith33
    @davidtsmith33 Месяц назад

    Dr Phil and all these sayings. LOL.
    Kudos to Tom Green for staying in character and not breaking. That's not an easy thing to do on these skits. Only a very few I've seen are able to so do.

  • @blueredbullbabyohyeah3179
    @blueredbullbabyohyeah3179 4 года назад +91

    Ferrell’s “uh-huh” really brings the dr.phil impression to life

  • @Thundralight
    @Thundralight 6 лет назад +193

    He does Dr. Phil perfect. Sounds and acts just like him.

    • @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253
      @jumbo-jac-jimmy9253 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/byLnm6Vv5RE/видео.html

    • @jeffreese5977
      @jeffreese5977 Год назад +3

      Those were some ridiculously nonsensical metaphors, even by Dr. Phil standards.

    • @Suhi254
      @Suhi254 Год назад +1

      @@jeffreese5977 But that is the thing! We base our ridiculous southern metaphors upon a scale of Doctor Philip's declarations. Now, I may seem like a turkey baster's contents for injecting this truth, but at times, he's given me a nonsensical rub. . .

    • @jeffreese5977
      @jeffreese5977 Год назад +1

      @@Suhi254 Dr. Phil is by far my least favorite celebrity, but I couldn’t help laughing at this piece.

  • @stephenbridges9915
    @stephenbridges9915 Год назад

    I love the boo's and hisses and "yeah, yeah....o'come on" so many hisses, from off screen audience...

  • @MrSpencerMcIntosh
    @MrSpencerMcIntosh 2 месяца назад

    Tom Green looking directly into the camera is so great ❤

  • @sk8this1281
    @sk8this1281 6 лет назад +77

    LMAO w these Dr Phil metaphors 😂

  • @Marnie29x2
    @Marnie29x2 4 года назад +39

    The best part is how Oprah thinks every piece of drivel is a pearl of wisdom.

  • @sylviaperez4452
    @sylviaperez4452 Год назад

    Love this!!!😂 he dies such a hilarious job as Dr. Phil...ibwas looking for more videos and can't find any!!

  • @armadillinger2082
    @armadillinger2082 4 дня назад +1

    "You cannot eat at the chinese buffet if there is no duck sauce!"
    -Dr. Phil

  • @fatoumfatoumeh
    @fatoumfatoumeh 7 лет назад +85

    this was actually sad and frustrating because couples like this exist irl.

  • @tomatocan2502
    @tomatocan2502 3 года назад +1

    Will Ferrell does impressions of Will Ferrell doing impressions

  • @thomas1630
    @thomas1630 8 месяцев назад

    All four were amazing, classic scene.

  • @dustydison7714
    @dustydison7714 6 лет назад +725

    Actually Will Ferrell and dr. Phil have one thing in common neither one are actual doctors

    • @JesusisKing77_7
      @JesusisKing77_7 5 лет назад +71

      Dusty Dison he’s not called dr Phil because he is a doctor dumbass, it’s because he has s doctorate degree.

    • @MySpartans11
      @MySpartans11 5 лет назад +4

      Koda ✅

    • @KamranYounis1
      @KamranYounis1 5 лет назад +13

      Wait Dr. Phil isn't a Dr? I thought he was a certified counselor

    • @tmic4043
      @tmic4043 5 лет назад +64

      Kamran Younis he has a doctorate in clinical psychology. I guess some people think only medical doctors are doctors.

    • @KamranYounis1
      @KamranYounis1 5 лет назад +24

      @@tmic4043 Lol
      PhD grads: Am I a joke to you?

  • @triangletitties
    @triangletitties 10 лет назад +35

    "I WAS IN A SHAFT! I FELL DOWN A SHAFT!!"

    • @NCFC97
      @NCFC97 6 лет назад +3

      triangletitties YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YA?!

  • @gtiszavari8429
    @gtiszavari8429 11 месяцев назад +1

    " I was late to dinner... i was in a SHAFT" 😂

  • @user-ln6wl6bk9j
    @user-ln6wl6bk9j 2 месяца назад

    Will Ferrell is just great!! What a talented fellow!!

  • @CaptainBlueShell
    @CaptainBlueShell 3 года назад +35

    *"Thah Bahama...."*
    _Dr. Phil's face out of nowhere_
    *"YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YOU?"*

  • @stephenc8
    @stephenc8 10 лет назад +279

    If you want to get real don't put a horse shoe in a pillow hahaha

    • @gerryff
      @gerryff 5 лет назад +1

      ain't that the truth

  • @HelenTudor-Douglas
    @HelenTudor-Douglas Год назад +8

    Tom Green just doesn't get it. Neither do I.

  • @will.a.benjamin
    @will.a.benjamin Год назад +2

    Fighting a fire is probably the best excuse for missing anything and they still give him a hard time. 😂This is a great mockery of how ridiculous couples therapy can be.

  • @azraelbatosi
    @azraelbatosi 4 года назад +259

    The blame game, people picking a “particular” side before knowing anything about the situation(and sometimes people) is all too real....which actually makes this skit a bit difficult to watch tbh

    • @tomgreenfan
      @tomgreenfan 4 года назад +10

      yeah just middle aged sexist feminists.

    • @Ayatollah123
      @Ayatollah123 2 года назад

      @@tomgreenfan Yeah, that is one good thing about the Red Pill and MGTWO. Now we know everyone was a White Knight back in the 90s!

    • @terrysmith1914
      @terrysmith1914 2 года назад

      Ya I was cringing throughout