getting mugged by lalafells
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As a Lala we are aware of the Lala gangs and groups that go around doing this. We have ways to spot them and avoid them; here are some tips that I'm allowed to give, considering if I give the bigs ones the big lala upstairs will take away my cookies.
how to spot lalagangs and rules on interaction :
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1. that always come in numbers of 3 or higher.
2. they wear their lala gang uniform and are always the same. If a lala joins in and they aren't in uniform, they are a higher ranking (Do not upset them specifically, they can call reinforcements).
3. Each uniform has a threat level. The cute uniform is worn by the KawaiiLala's, the least threatening. The more dangerous gang LalaNow wear frog suits and are extremely dangerous. Never confuse them! If you do it will anger them and you will regret it.
4. Never pet 1 lala unless you are willing to pat them all at least once. Keep track of who has and hasn't. If you pet a lala 3 or more times, they will follow you. Do not, I repeat DO NOT pet them again. That is commitment to Uppies; never get to uppies. Nobody survives them, trust me.
5. Avoid LalaFree gang at all cost. Don't pet them, no cookies, don't even look at them. They are above all other lala gangs and even they fear them. You can recognise them as they wear nothing at all.
6. Never feed LalaGangs Cake or similar; it's pretty much an unwritten contract into either joining them unofficially or dedicating your life to them.
7. For Lala's only. If you join a Lalagang be aware that failure is not an option. They will take that which lala's love above all.
How to escape Lalagangs :
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1. stop looking at them. Every time you look, even for a second, you are telling them you are weak.
2. Avoid compliments, they are fuel for lalagangs.
3. Don't kick the Baby.
4. If you are hunted by a pack, don't run. We may be short but underneath that cute pudgyness is ripped muscle. We can run for days!
5. If you are a Lala, leave by the nearest door at the first sign of lalagang appearance.
6. If you are a member of the Lalagang or another gang, you must always join in briefly and then leave. Never overshadow the lalagang; but always help them. They know where you live.
7. Don't call them cute or adorable. That is Lala for "I am helpless towards you, please call more of you to surround me".
and finally 8. If the lalagang numbers reach 12 or higher; get on your knees and beg. If you are not a target, leave. Just run. Lalagang's will target 1 person if they are specifically weak.
This has been an educational comment. Now RUN!
This may help others from suffering such a fate I appreciate it
A group of crows is called a murder
A group of whales is called a pod
A group of lalas is called an infestation
Is Ul'dah plagued then?
Caw caw
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE !!!!!!!
A group of lalas is called a meteor
Nah fam. A group of Lalas is a Syndicate.
Pay the snack tax or get lalafell'd
If you find more than 3 lala grouping together, call the authority. They are up to no good.
truth be told >:P
I play a lala. I can confirm this.
Absolute truth of FFIV
We are only talking about what warcrimes we intend to commit nothing more.
I absolutely LOVE how obnoxious Lalafells are... I guess that's why I play one. hehe
As someone who also plays as a lalafell, but mainly for the smol aesthetic, I see this as a win
I mean, I wanted to make a hyur in the game just like me, since I try to make a character in game look as close to me as possible, but the minimum height of male hyurs is still taller than I am irl, so lala it is.
lalafells are the most dangerous of primals
Bold of you to assume they need prayers or Aether to be summoned🤣
we lalas don't mug, we lalas give your belonging hugs
I remember like 6 or 7 lalas came up to me and i paid them 99xpopotos and they kept using the throw emote at me. I had to log off.
lalafells are either the silliest (and sometimes nicest) dwarves youll come across in eozera
or theyre spawns of satan waiting for the perfect opportunity to snatch and feast on your soul
This is what gold quests in the game SHOULD look like.
same energy as my rabbit cornering me for a treat every time I enter my room
Your first mistake was making eye contact not at eye level.
In response to approaching us lalafells, you must always greet us by the gestures of our people.
/Surprise.
then you may head pat or dote. Always remember to give affirming nods and cheers.
Sesame Cookies are good, but we Lalas also like Ishgardian Muffins and Tea. (or Orange Juice)
Also if you get /poke'd please poke back ;___;
Lali-Ho! also if you have it when you leave or a bow. 💙😊
No lalafell says Lali-Ho. Only dwarves do that. That means you're a dwarf. :p
...also, Lali-Ho back at you. :)
And fellow lalafells remember to keep some carrots of happiness for our viera friends and whisker catfish for our miqote friends
we were searching for mothers
Around Lalafells,
watch yourselves.
DUTY COMPLETE was the cherry on top lol
lala team gets all da cookies >:3c
The ultimate offering is to go around Limsa and give lalas potatoes
@andreaallson765 they'd never let me leave 💀
I only have one lalafell but she’s a lalachicken (yay chicken outfit).
I’m not sure what would be worse though, mugged by lalafell or chased by a giant chicken with daggers.
OH Y GOD HI!! IM ROAST BEEF, ONE OF THE LALAFELLS LMAOO
I've only ever had a group of them ask me for "Uppies" before I had to disappear for a Duty. 😂
Lalafell assault (ultimate)
I am hooman to a shih tzu. I know all about the "let me use my big googoo eyes to get out of trouble" strategy. Thanks to my pupper I am immune to lala charms and see them for the soul absorbing monsters they truly are.
Gotta pay the Ruby tithe
she made eye contact
Idek how i found this channel but i already like it
Cookies relinquished
I'M SHRIMP FRIED'RICE !!!!
You Live Another Day!
The "Duty Complete" got me!
God dammit, I'm subbing now. Brought a tear to my eye.
You cant escape the cookie tax. T.T
This is me with my Zoro glamour
They soo cutee
Didn't know what game this was, but I really like your character's traveler witch look.
Thank you so much! It's definitely a look I'm going for😆✨️
It's Final Fantasy XIV.
Aurum Vale, if it was an invasion of Lalas.
Lalafels is Life
Lalalife
this is so fucking stupid. it's one of my most favorite videos of all time now
love the vid and im a big fan of the twilight princess music from legend of zelda. xD
Just be glad you weren't in Ul'dah, the lalas there hit different
Lalafellon
And if you got no cookies?
Surely they would've ended me where I stood
So cute
wow you use twilight princess music and sounds and make funny edits of ffxiv wow take my sub just take it
*insert meme from monster house where guy takes & eats then runs out of store*
What glamour is that backpack? is it on the market board? D:
Unfortunately no🥲 its free gift whenever you complete Endwalker / post Endwalker MSQ
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If I ever be in this situation I gonna reinstate my punting license!
Remember to punt your daily lalafell
So what is the music used anyway?
I should add it in the description in a bit! Thanks for reminding me :)) I'll edit and add to this replay what they're called for ya:
Duty Complete FF14: ruclips.net/video/nMNRPmX5Eng/видео.htmlsi=vpNSm_UfFwmnXY8r
Stallord LOZ TP Theme: ruclips.net/video/Q1CxVXH9uhQ/видео.htmlsi=1YdA7jyOIN5uNKhk
Postman LOZ TP Theme: ruclips.net/video/BXVTh6lMTqE/видео.htmlsi=qFqyTcecYSUBdVh0
What game is this?
Final Fantasy XIV.
What hat are you wearing ???
I got it from the wolves den vendor for some trophy crystals (i think they're called) its part of the astrologian only gear set 🤔
for a race that doesn't want to be infantized, they sure do play the gimmick a lot.
I'd jump to a healer and queue into a roul. Hate lalas