Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, a British youtuber made an abridged series. This abridged series evolved into a highly popular parody, that inspired many others. Until that very same youtuber locked his abridged series away, imprisoning it within his youtube channel. Now 5000 years later, episode 65 unlocks the secret of Yugioh the Abridged Series. It was watched by ancient fans of the series, for destiny had chosen it to mark the return of Yugioh the Abridged Series, just as episode 64 did 5000 years ago.
+LittleKuriboh And with those children's trading cards you will finally rule the world lol, plus nice to see you upload the series again LittleKuriboh :)
+EpicBeard815 I get that you're memeing, but he's actually been making videos all this time, it's probably just not the content you wanted. Also, I read a book about rewriting history once.
7:24 "Let's do it Yugi" "I've been so patient" *Moaning intensifies* "It's pretty tight in there" "Maybe if we had some manner of lubricant" "Try smacking it. I hear that helps." Dark Magician Girl: I was not prepared to watch this happen today.. I fucking died lmao
Yugi - Did you hear that, Yami? A girl! Yami/Pharaoh - Indeed, we must hide the comic books and the action figures! I died of lung cancer at the way he said that last line.
Yugi: "I think that Kuriboh wants us to follow him..." Yami: "Idunnooo... The last time I was lured in by some hairy balls, it was not a pleasant experience... Oh who am I kidding, it was very pleasurable." Yugi: "....." Yami: "Yugi. Balls." Yugi: "Aheh yeah..."
Odd max in the 1st season Yugi asks Yami/Atem for his name and Yami/Atem responds with ‘Yami’ and we don’t learn of Yami’s real name near the end of the last season after seeing into the pharaoh’s past. Sorry if you already knew this.
Can we all just appreciate the fact that Dartz is smart enough to try to simply murder Yugi outside of a card game the moment he learns that he's going to be a problem?
I never really noticed myself until the end of the anime, where they show his Grandpa's trip to Egypt, when he found the Pharaoh's tomb and the Millennium Puzzle! They show that at that time, because he was younger, he had the same hairstyle as Yugi, and that his hair was even the same color!
***** Yeah. And, sorry to nitpick but it's spelt "Anzu", it's alot easier to remember how to spell than her english name (which you'd think be spelt different than the drink sinces it's not pronounced like that.) unless thats what her name is in the portugese dub or whatever.
This is the Dark magician Girl we talking about she one of the hottest character of all the franchise character or card. There is a rivaley of who's hotter G.B. Hunter or Dark Magician Girl.
Opinionated Rambler The girl who has zero personality and is always buttin' in with "friendship" sermons just to get some spot light... in the anime that is, at least in the manga she was more interesting. But yeah lol Also, Yami still has Yugi ;3
Adrian Fahrenheit Yami-Yugi I need t orub one out,let me use you're body! Yugi-That's Groose! That's my body! MY HAND! Yami-Yes but you are me, it 's not gay! Yugi-I don't feel comfortable lending you my body for- Yami-GIVE ME YOUR BODY!
The 4Kids dub removed every one of the few scenes she had except one shot where she was standing in the background near grandpa. 4Kids killed Yugi's mom.
" Grunts... moans... its preety tight in there. If only we had some manner of lubricant! Try smacking it I hear that helps" " I was not prepared to watch this happen today!" Great now I need fresh pants!
oh man, yeah I know why the fuck are people discussing or talking about parts in the video for? It makes no sense. Just watch the video and fucking leave. What a bunch of douches.....
I thought the same at first, but honestly, if Johnny Steps is as much of a big shot (at least when it comes to DDR) as he acts like he is, it wouldnt be suprising if he is at least somewhat famous, at least on a local level.
What is this sensation that is filling my body?! *levitates as power crackles around my body* Yes! Yes, I feel it! It is OVERFLOWING! *lightning shoots in every direction* THE FANBOY POWER HAS BEEN REAWAKENED IN ME AT FULL FORCE! RAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! THE KING OF ABRIDGING HAS RETURNED!
+Just Some Guy with a Mustache Unfortunately, the King of Abridging only has enough energy to release a single video every thousand years. Weak and tired, LittleKuriboh must now go into yet another thousand-year sleep.
SuperUnhappyman Let us not forget the Team of clergymen of the Four Stars who both assist the King and get assisted _by_ the King whenever the need arises.
@@chaoscontroller316 She's a genius. That's why she's in college. At least I think that's how it goes. I haven't watched any of her episodes for years.
+Taizo Hori A spin off that takes place after Battle City. Pegasus's protégé tries to avenge his mentor's defeat by Yugi. He kidnaps Tea and takes control of KaibaCorp forcing Yugi, Joey, and Kaiba to go after him and face his duel project.
so LittleKuriboh is there any particular reason you uploaded Episode 65 precisely 2 days after i finally got around to bingewatching YGOTAS in its whole glory again? Are you stalking me? If so i'm okay with that since i read a book about stalking once.
You read a book about stalking, now it's ok with you if a British RUclipsr that you know little about stalks you for now freakin' reason at all? The flawless logic.
Sir Alphanaix I am using Yu-Gi-Oh Season 1 rules and logic here. Meaning i don't use any at all! Also since he is british stalking me would net him some deep respect since he'd have some work doing so over here in good old Germany
+ThatAussieGirl …is this comment a joke?……ha very funny…I was seriously wondering if you where real or not, I've seen some stupid people on some comment sections.
+Sir Alphanaix Yeah and I think you're one of them.. let aside the fact that you can't type a sentence that makes any sense at all. But you reply to a comment that is a reference to the video which obviously flew over your head, how about watching the video and not just commenting on it? Maybe you'll understand the joke someday.. **The Flawless Logic**
Yugi: Professor Hawkins, did you by any chance get your archeology degree from the University of Phoenix? Hawkins: Why yes I- Yugi: Online? Hawkins: I failed to see how tha- Yugi: Now it all makes sense. XDDDD THIS EPISODE WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!
Now that Rebbecca and Dark Magician Girl actually have female voice actors, will Tea ever get one even though we've probably all gotten used to her voice already? And for the people who aren't aware, Rebbecca is 9-10 years old...(and lol when she kicked Tristan in the jewels)
+RyoUchiha2324 He's probably just mocking Yugi considering Yami himself can have access to all the women he wishes for, including DMG and her human expy.
RyoUchiha2324 Eh, probably not. He would only change Tea's voice if it changed it in the actual series. So far, that fate has only happened to Tristan, Mai and Mokuba (in Season 5).
Kuriboh: "....Contract?" :3 Tea: "What?" Dark Magician Girl: "NO. Don't do it." Kuriboh: "I can grant you a wish if you'd like. Make a contract with me." :3 Tea: "Ummm......" Dark Magician Girl: "Seriously, don't listen to a single word this THING is saying to you." Kuriboh: ".....Contract?" :3 Tea: "Well, I've always wanted a-------" Dark Magician Girl: "IT'S PURE EVIL SHAPED LIKE A FLUFFY KITTEN, I SWEAR. I'M A FUCKING SOULESS ZOMBIE THANKS TO THIS EVIL PRICK. DON'T YOU-------" Kuriboh: "Contract?" :3 Tea: "Ok!" :D Dark Magician Girl: "AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Kuriboh: >:333
+Malik Christopher Why are Yugioh Abridged's villains so much better than the heroes? Wait, let me fix that... Why are villains so much better than the heroes?
+Thrilla Whale If I remember right she was 10 in her first appearance and now she's 12 here. in the dub her age was changed to 8 in her first appearance and 10 in Waking the Dragons. I don't understand why 4kids changed her age but hey, its 4kids. They make plenty of unnecessary edits. But all that aside, who cares? Its anime. Its not real.
5:53 Yugi- look a door! Yami- stand back yugi let a pro handle this (no pun intended) *yami smashes the door open* Yami- king of doors BITCH!!! Me- LOL!
“Uhhh sorry random fangirl, but I’m not the one your looking for. Bakura is the one usually getting assaulted.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “OH WOW WHAT AN EYEOPENING DISCOVERY. YOU MUST HAVE SPENT YEARS ON THIS. EVEN THO THAT INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND IN THE BACK IF ANY YUGIOH DVD”
"I remember it like it was yesterday.......it was yesterday"
+James Wise Magic "And I totally scored.."
+James Wise Magic
I laughed for like ten minutes when he said that. Had to pause the video. xD
+Luca Rossi weevil was being a buttmunch x)
i read a great book about yesterday once
Rex totally scored??? THIS COULD REWRITE HISTORY!!!
"I was not prepared to watch this today" - dark magician girl
And so were we
"and so weren't we". think that's the correct grammar, but a am not sure.
Jonatha Cirilo
You just tried to grammar nazi a 3 year old comment
Bruh
@@uuu12343 wans't my intention man, like i said, i really had no idea if that was the right way or not.
Is the Dark Magician Girl Self-Ironic or Ironic or WHAT?!?
@@uuu12343 I mean. It was wrong.
Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, a British youtuber made an abridged series. This abridged series evolved into a highly popular parody, that inspired many others. Until that very same youtuber locked his abridged series away, imprisoning it within his youtube channel. Now 5000 years later, episode 65 unlocks the secret of Yugioh the Abridged Series. It was watched by ancient fans of the series, for destiny had chosen it to mark the return of Yugioh the Abridged Series, just as episode 64 did 5000 years ago.
+Ohtori Sakuya I MUST COLLECT ALL THE EPISODES TO HAVE ULTIMATE POWER
Same.
+LittleKuriboh And with those children's trading cards you will finally rule the world lol, plus nice to see you upload the series again LittleKuriboh :)
+Ohtori Sakuya Yeah seriously. These episodes take FOR-EV-ER to upload!
You triggered my trap card. effect: Have a fangasm
Yugi and the pharaoh holding hands
"And shipped confirmed." So funny lol
That was my favorite part. They looked so cute!
@@mcardenas104 so true
It’s not weird that they are doing basically the same person lol
@@alektoledo4436 lol this is true.
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou lol the power of Abridged series
Women characters voiced by women? Not in my trading card game parody show!!!
+antivercetti "Stop ruining Yugioh!: Abridged" :D
+Etienne Grämer NEVAH
Angus Yeung TELL ME!
youll find out, im about to summon it!
PWNED!!!!!!
Yami is getting more and more ridiculous every episode, and I love it.
+SuperBeanSquad It is a build up for his eventual heel turn at WWE Seal of Orichalcos.
+SuperBeanSquad Him and Abridged Alucard would get along like a house on fire. then probably set a house on fire.
+The Creepy Lantern This is regular Yami, not Season Zero Yami.
+megaman161 Wait for Orichalcos Yami. That's when he close to season zero Yami.
+SuperBeanSquad WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO?!
Little Kuriboh made a new video???
THIS COULD REWRITE HISTORYYYYYY
+EpicBeard815 No, it will just make MORE history.
Now you are a lost cause
+EpicBeard815 I get that you're memeing, but he's actually been making videos all this time, it's probably just not the content you wanted. Also, I read a book about rewriting history once.
John Doe Stop rewriting history.
+EpicBeard815 I read a book about rewriting history once.
5 years later and its still all Martin's fault that I walk into rooms shouting "King of doors bitch"
Bless this man
For me it's
"Where dem hoes at?"
"Dere dem hoes at."
JOEY: Who are we gonna bump into next!? Freakin' Johnny Steps!?
TRISTEN: ...How do you know who that is?
But how does Tristan know?
*TRISTEN*
Best part is that Johnny Steps was the first YGA Abridged episode I ever saw
When they name-dropped him my heart skipped a beat
HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT YU GI OH EXISTED
He just does
POT OF GREED
WHAT DOES IT
+Patterrz omg patterz what are you doing here?
+Justified GFX isnt it obvious hes everywhere at that same time
+Patterrz I read a good book about pot of greed once.
+Patterrz It's where you play a card and...
Wait!
I seem to have stopped caring...
(reference from the film no-one will probably get)
+Louise Harper But what does it do in their culture? What are cards in their culture? Is it a slavery machine?
TELL ME!
It's been 3000 years!!! *falls on he's knees crying of happiness*
Bro that's a pokemon reference. You've won the comment section.
+Mason Smith agreed
+Aldo Hernández Damnit I was about to make this joke
+NappaBomb93 3000. Thats dub-only :v
oh ok
7:24
"Let's do it Yugi"
"I've been so patient"
*Moaning intensifies*
"It's pretty tight in there"
"Maybe if we had some manner of lubricant"
"Try smacking it. I hear that helps."
Dark Magician Girl: I was not prepared to watch this happen today..
I fucking died lmao
FateChangingMemeLordOfFate I tried closing my eye for this part. I regrad nothing.
I didnt understand the joke. Someone please explain? :(
Barış Atılgan uhhh have a clean mind while u still have it
Barış Atılgan stay innocent my friend stay innocent
I'm dead 💀😂😂😂
"I was not prepared to watch this happen today"
samantha mcburney I don't think any of us were
This has scarred me 4 life.
WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO!!
It does...it does... *cough*
have you never watched any yugioh episodes it allows you to draw two more cards
+Derek Manchon It's a joke from the video
...........i wonder what pot of greed does :P
+Angry_Old_ _Man_Gamer it lets you draw two cards from your dack
Aaaaand...ship confirmed.
Ummmmmm...which one?
Yugi and kaiba
h
Ecchi!
Yugi and yami
Yugi - Did you hear that, Yami? A girl!
Yami/Pharaoh - Indeed, we must hide the comic books and the action figures!
I died of lung cancer at the way he said that last line.
YUGI IS GOING THROUGH PUBERTY, HIS VOICE IS DIFFERENT!
THIS COULD REWRITE HISTORYYYY!
+『V awakened』 I read a book about puberty once!
...don't read that book. This is a warning.
+joshua Paul YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
+joshua Paul yeah, it's in the children's section full of kid friendly pictures except not really.
+joshua Paul Will it tell me what Pot of Greed does?
Yugi: "I think that Kuriboh wants us to follow him..."
Yami: "Idunnooo... The last time I was lured in by some hairy balls, it was not a pleasant experience... Oh who am I kidding, it was very pleasurable."
Yugi: "....."
Yami: "Yugi. Balls."
Yugi: "Aheh yeah..."
Odd max in the 1st season Yugi asks Yami/Atem for his name and Yami/Atem responds with ‘Yami’ and we don’t learn of Yami’s real name near the end of the last season after seeing into the pharaoh’s past. Sorry if you already knew this.
Also, yami means dark
@@johnlocke6415 It means dark. Because in the manga, he was a fucked up dude.
@@johnlocke6415 its dark
And he makes fun of Bakura for being gay
Can we all just appreciate the fact that Dartz is smart enough to try to simply murder Yugi outside of a card game the moment he learns that he's going to be a problem?
Yami: Hey Yugi, you going to hit that?
Yugi: Mmmm, no.
Yami: Shame. Damn shame.
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
+Gary Cole The Vegeta profile pic makes that so much better.
+Keanu H Lmao!
+Gary Cole Oh damn, I just imagined Vegeta saying Yami's lines and now I can't stop laughing.
+Alexander Sigstad i imagined TFS vegeta saying it lol
+Gary Cole Renegade for life plays Smash bros. Vegeta, Nappa, Yami, and SWE abridged's Kirito. I would watch the fuck out of that.
"WE MUST HIDE THE COMIC BOOKS AND ACTION FIGURES"!
5:32 Yami: "Indeed! We must hide the ca-mic books and action fi-gahs!"
I don't know why but this small quote is extremely amusing
It is lol!
How did I BARELY realize that Yugi has the same style of bangs as his grandpa?
I never really noticed myself until the end of the anime, where they show his Grandpa's trip to Egypt, when he found the Pharaoh's tomb and the Millennium Puzzle! They show that at that time, because he was younger, he had the same hairstyle as Yugi, and that his hair was even the same color!
I didn't notice till I rewatched yugioh. I'm like "WAITTTTT"
That was the first thing I noticed when we were introduced to him
@@19TheFallen lmao I just searched him up and young Grandpa is like 10 times cooler than Yugi when he grow up lol poor Yugi
I was actually very much prepared to see Yami and Yugi double teaming that long thick sword.
JKF 201625 I read a great book about swords once XD
Does it help that the likes on this comment at this very moment is 69?
STOP ABUSING THE CONCEPT OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude, Friendship is BULLS**T
Friend ship suxx
NO
SpiralxMixX FRIENDSHIP SPEECH
I read a great book about friendship once
"How do you know who that is?" got me for some reason lol
+D-Vad F It was a clever 4th wall break.
+D-Vad F it helps that tristan was the one to point it out, hard to remember he's not actually the stupid one.
+NekoVira Is this the part where I should mention that Tristan never met Johnny Steps either? :P
Gnasni
Seems like it. I was just glossing over that for the sake of suporting my theory that tristan is actually the smartest person in the show.
*****
Yeah.
And, sorry to nitpick but it's spelt "Anzu", it's alot easier to remember how to spell than her english name (which you'd think be spelt different than the drink sinces it's not pronounced like that.) unless thats what her name is in the portugese dub or whatever.
The “I was not prepared to watch this happen today” GETS ME EVERY GD TIME-
STOP ABUSING THE CONCEPT OF FRIENDSHIP!
+Diamond Little That's what they wrote.
i red a book about concept once
+Fireball Dragon OOOOOOOOOH!! *Mlg glasses appear on FireBall's face*
+Fireball Dragon I read a book about thanking people once.
+King Pops I read a book about reading.
Me: Time for bed
Episode 65 comes out
Me: WHO NEEDS SLEEP?!?! THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT
+purpleshadow11 WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO?!
+purpleshadow11 - Yes, now you lost 9 precious minutes of your sleep, probably enough to rewrite history.
^ Well. he's a lost cause.
+purpleshadow11 yeah man be careful staying up an extra 10 minutes
same
"the last time i was lured in by some hairy balls it was not a pleasant experience2 - Pharaoh 2015
"Yugi! Balls!"
DOO THE LALALA :P
"Going into retirement? But you're so young!"
...idk, 4000 years is pretty close to the retirement age nowadays.
I read a good book about retirement once!
Wow and that was during an actual stable economy, now it's atleast 5000 years
i read a great book about books once
+Geno Girl (genogirl) you lie you filthy lier.
Books/Books OTP
I once read a book about reading once.
+Geno Girl (genogirl) I read a book about a glass of milk once.
+Geno Girl (genogirl) It is "The Neverending Story", isn't it? I read that one too, in fact I'm still reading it. Of Course!!!
What's this? A girl with an actual girly voice????
+nexusshark Are you talking about the Dark Magician Girl?
Moi Levin
Yup. But there is also Rebecca.
This is the Dark magician Girl we talking about she one of the hottest character of all the franchise character or card.
There is a rivaley of who's hotter G.B. Hunter or Dark Magician Girl.
+nexusshark LK had his ex-wife Safty voice Rebecca in the past. Someone else voices Rebecca now.
+Moi ”Starboy” Levin Dark Magician Girl is very sexy, just deal with it
Yugi, Ya gonna Hit that?
mmmm No.
huh, Shame. Damn Shame.
Freaking perfect
+Opinionated Rambler Rebecca wasn't 10 at that time though.
And give Yami a break, the only other chick he has is Tea
Opinionated Rambler The girl who has zero personality and is always buttin' in with "friendship" sermons just to get some spot light... in the anime that is, at least in the manga she was more interesting.
But yeah lol
Also, Yami still has Yugi ;3
Adrian Fahrenheit Yami-Yugi I need t orub one out,let me use you're body!
Yugi-That's Groose! That's my body! MY HAND!
Yami-Yes but you are me, it 's not gay!
Yugi-I don't feel comfortable lending you my body for-
Yami-GIVE ME YOUR BODY!
Opinionated Rambler lol which episode was that one?
Adrian Fahrenheit just made that up for no reason. XD
pot of greed
Draw two cards
Nobody knows
Hash brown.
Yo it’s max more foe, awesome.
I never knew you watched LKs Yugioh abridged. Also congratulations on your gay Pikachu and Charizard
6:27 All of the puzzle shippers lose their freaking minds
True
Who doesn't?
Omfg true lol 😂😂😂
Hey Im a long fan of Puzzleshipping, my forever OTP! And know I see that paaring is approved ;D I did lost my mind as I saw it ;D Zoroko
I agree with everyone here lol
WHY ARE YOU MAKING MORE VIDEOS WHEN YOU COULD BE MAKING MORE VIDEOS?
Huh.....
I read a book on making videos
James Conkleton 7 points
+superfightingrobot 6 points....
+peter burczyk Some one didn't watch the video till the end
Pharaoh: Yugi...... You gonna hit that?
Yugi: UUmmm.....No.
Pharaoh: Shame...... Damn shame.
Another good quote in the book of the pharaoh.
She's psychotic, that's good enough for him.
Better ship than fucking Tea
@@zonnodon163 yea, at least she looks yugi's age
@@catscanhavelittleasalamiYugi is the same age as Tea…genius.
Yugi: Are you my parents?
Me: Did Yugi forget his Mom lives with him and his grandpa?
Is his mom the Pharoh?
The 4Kids dub removed every one of the few scenes she had except one shot where she was standing in the background near grandpa. 4Kids killed Yugi's mom.
I spent all my life not knowing this. Never did I needed to know something so bad until I received it.
No wonder why little kuriboh is the best Yu-Gi-Oh series
@@Android-di1my Yugi's dad probably went out to buy milk and hasn't come back in years
" Grunts... moans... its preety tight in there. If only we had some manner of lubricant! Try smacking it I hear that helps" " I was not prepared to watch this happen today!"
Great now I need fresh pants!
Phoenixesper1 I need fresh panties
King of doors bitch!
+Brian McCarty
who is king of doors?
Duh, it's yami! He just said so himself.
king of doors bitch!
Brian McCarty
Number 108 confirmed !!!
good boy you mean 801 ?
Sounds like Yugi has hit puberty between episode 64 and this.
+AloversGaming they grow up so fast. It feels like it was only 3 years ago he was still playing children's card games.
+Ben Kielar You mean last episode? :o
+AloversGaming I read a great book about puberty once.
+Larsi Right. Three years ago.
...that came out three years ago, right? No wonder I can't remember the story arc.
+AloversGaming I'm so glad that it isn't in my head
"Try this on for size, you Sauron-looking mother*cker!" XD
7 points
Comment section: People quoting the video! It's almost like we watched the same thing all along!
Impossible!
u like commenting here, do u chuchuteur? :p what does pot of greed do? >.
I read a great book about quoting videos
oh man, yeah I know why the fuck are people discussing or talking about parts in the video for? It makes no sense. Just watch the video and fucking leave. What a bunch of douches.....
WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO?
Goddamn!! They never explained what Pot of Greed does!! How will i know now?!
I once read a book about Pot of Greed once.
I FINALLY KNOW WHAT POT OF GREED DOES! IT allows you to jackoff in public while looking at Supermodel Porn!! XXDDD
+Ernst Valcourt I've been doing that already; though people are always disgusted by my red suit for some reason. T-T
Were you at least wearing crocs?
chaosmastermind yes?
How does TRISTAN know who Johnny Steps is?
Perhaps it's one of his mutant powers.
He was his dance instructor when he was in grade school I think.
Tristan doesnt know. Joey knows
I thought the same at first, but honestly, if Johnny Steps is as much of a big shot (at least when it comes to DDR) as he acts like he is, it wouldnt be suprising if he is at least somewhat famous, at least on a local level.
@@Dargonethtristan asking how joey knows implies that tristan also knows
"I read a great book about history once" who hasn't? We all go to school Tea!!!!
EmoMele but she didn’t because she is a women
But was it great?
Most school history books aren't that great.
Yami: King of doors, bitch!
Gets me every time, Melvin would be jealous😂
Great job on the episode! Haven't laughed that much in a while :)
+KaggyFilms that moment when kaggy watches your videos love you kaggy
Holy shit a wild kagey has appeared
Right? I couldn't stop laughing.
+KaggyFilms i can't believe i was laughing a lot aswell
+KaggyFilms Hi Kaggy!
What is this sensation that is filling my body?! *levitates as power crackles around my body* Yes! Yes, I feel it! It is OVERFLOWING! *lightning shoots in every direction* THE FANBOY POWER HAS BEEN REAWAKENED IN ME AT FULL FORCE! RAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! THE KING OF ABRIDGING HAS RETURNED!
+Just Some Guy with a Mustache Unfortunately, the King of Abridging only has enough energy to release a single video every thousand years. Weak and tired, LittleKuriboh must now go into yet another thousand-year sleep.
+Angolin but his deciple, the one known as PurpleEyesWTF protects the worlds needs as he does so!
SuperUnhappyman Let us not forget the Team of clergymen of the Four Stars who both assist the King and get assisted _by_ the King whenever the need arises.
Just Some Guy with a Mustache truley it is a kingdom that bears great fruit!
+Just Some Guy with a Mustache I don't know why I read this in the voice of Dartz....it's infectious...
Yami: yugi, you gonna hit that?
Yugi: no
Yami: shame, damn shame
Me: shame indeed
nah, she ain't ripe yet.
She says she's a college student, but she's around Yugi's age?
@@chaoscontroller316 She's a genius. That's why she's in college. At least I think that's how it goes. I haven't watched any of her episodes for years.
I'm tempted to do a joke about Lo-
Admiral Ackbar: "It's a trap!"
Whether it's okay or not to hit depends entirely on the country she's in, I mean in Japan that's okay, if she's 14 Brazil doesn't care either
5:18 Never thought they would do a "Yugioh R" reference.
what is yugioh r?
+Taizo Hori A spin off that takes place after Battle City. Pegasus's protégé tries to avenge his mentor's defeat by Yugi. He kidnaps Tea and takes control of KaibaCorp forcing Yugi, Joey, and Kaiba to go after him and face his duel project.
+DevilHunterXYZ
Thanks, man. Only a handful of Yugioh fans would know where to find those spin-off characters.
+DevilHunterXYZ props tp that actually. LittleKuriboh must be a hardcore fan.
I actually bought a few volumes of that manga. It's interesting, to say the least.
The only canon ship: Atem X Card Games
axlorg89
what about Seto Kaiba × His money ??
And white dragons?
But Duke Devlin x his theme song?????
And what about Tea x friendship speeches?
Atem x Yugi forever.
First Rex and Weevil, now this chick! Who are we gonna run into next, huh? Freaking Johnny Steps?!
Christian Maracle How do you know who that is?
@@mitchfletcher2386 This is actually genius. I'm serious.
"Voldemort, right?"
"That's not even (sigh) nevermind."
"Four points."
LK thank you so much you have no idea how happy this makes us XD
+Son Goku one more thing i hate to be that guy thats such a fan boy of somthing but xthedarkone needs help guys just sayin :D
+Son Goku don't you mean your just... saiyan? xD
Crazydude99 cookie given :3
+Crazydude99 ha ha 👍🏻
+Son Goku You have no idea how happy you make us Son Goku
I'm so glad you're back, LK! I hope you're well, or at the very least better than you were before!
I loved the YGO! R reference too, it's awesome that you made it. I forgot to mention that the first time. And Johnny Steps :P
yugi: "I want a point"
haha you won't get one until season 5
Little Yugi: "Are we sure these guys ever had souls in the first place?"
That line made me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yugi are u going to hit dat? Eh no. Shame... Damn shame
seanthespider Why is it a shame?
Cuz shes a a bad bitch
LOL!!!! XD I cried so hard afterwards
Yeah I would too
Me too@@engulfedthunder7504
Next time I rush out the front door, I'm totally yelling "KING OF DOORS, BITCH."
+Matthew Dickinson
what?
you mean bitch phraoh?
+suuma sulaiman ummm.......yes.
Can't wait for Kuriboh Brothers to show up
It will take like 9-10 episodes but we can wait
So bout 5-6 years?
It will be a nice graduation gift by LK
How fucking young are you people?
Quazz Princeton
By "graduation" I mean my college graduation
My dual degree course of Engineering with Law takes 6 years
+Kamil Jafar (Kaizer) Fascinating. So, are you planning to be an engineer, a lawyer, or some sort of steampunk engineer-lawyer hybrid?
I only just now realized that the nightmare Yugi had was a reference to the Yu-Gi-Oh R Manga.
so LittleKuriboh is there any particular reason you uploaded Episode 65 precisely 2 days after i finally got around to bingewatching YGOTAS in its whole glory again? Are you stalking me? If so i'm okay with that since i read a book about stalking once.
You read a book about stalking, now it's ok with you if a British RUclipsr that you know little about stalks you for now freakin' reason at all? The flawless logic.
Sir Alphanaix I am using Yu-Gi-Oh Season 1 rules and logic here. Meaning i don't use any at all!
Also since he is british stalking me would net him some deep respect since he'd have some work doing so over here in good old Germany
+ThatAussieGirl …is this comment a joke?……ha very funny…I was seriously wondering if you where real or not, I've seen some stupid people on some comment sections.
+Sir Alphanaix Yeah and I think you're one of them.. let aside the fact that you can't type a sentence that makes any sense at all. But you reply to a comment that is a reference to the video which obviously flew over your head, how about watching the video and not just commenting on it? Maybe you'll understand the joke someday.. **The Flawless Logic**
+Jasmine Graham Same here. Watched everything, like last week.
I read a great book about books once
Brian Griffin: "Oh, you sure it was book? You sure it wasn't NOTHING?"
...........oh yeah
Yugi: Professor Hawkins, did you by any chance get your archeology degree from the University of Phoenix?
Hawkins: Why yes I-
Yugi: Online?
Hawkins: I failed to see how tha-
Yugi: Now it all makes sense.
XDDDD THIS EPISODE WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!
So what happened in that college?
You don't get it do you...?
Oh wait, Hawkins, is a bird, and Phoenix is a bird. Birds fly, and things online is in the air. Am I getting close?
Ummmmm……….. not quite…….
Darn, can you tell me?
*Aaaaaand...ship confirmed*
Now that Rebbecca and Dark Magician Girl actually have female voice actors, will Tea ever get one even though we've probably all gotten used to her voice already?
And for the people who aren't aware, Rebbecca is 9-10 years old...(and lol when she kicked Tristan in the jewels)
"Shame... Damn shame..." - Yami 😂😂😂
+RyoUchiha2324 He's probably just mocking Yugi considering Yami himself can have access to all the women he wishes for, including DMG and her human expy.
Actually in the original Japanese version she was 12.
RyoUchiha2324 Eh, probably not. He would only change Tea's voice if it changed it in the actual series. So far, that fate has only happened to Tristan, Mai and Mokuba (in Season 5).
Pharaoh of Card Games and Rex
it's odd that something made by someone so depressed can make me so very very happy.
Dartz needs subtitles
+JaviMason19691 I don't know why but your comment made me laugh so damn hard.
All he talks about is Yugay Motou's dick
+Cody Theisen It's funny 'cause it's true!
If they added subtitles, the joke would be even funnier XD
+JaviMason19691 No, seriously, I really struggle to understand him.
LittleKuriboh, you're basically the only one keeping Beavis and Butthead alive anymore. You're doing God's work, my friend.
It took about 5 years but now you're choking on those words, they're back!!!
Oh God, please tell me Solomon didn't actually say it could rewrite history in the dub.
+Sam Hoots ......sadly yes. 4kids strikes again
He also says it in the sub I think....
Goddamnit!
Why?!
Sam Hoots
I read a great book about that once!
What does Pot of Greed do?
+JDeO1997 Allows you to draw 2 cards...and yet it's still banned from tournaments despite only giving you, really, +1 card :P
+Caitlin O'Brien Pot of Greed is still banned, since it digs through your deck faster and can potentially help you get your combo pieces together.
ChaosGallade Oooh good point, didn't think about it that way. Thanks for the additional info! :D
+Caitlin O'Brien that's because there's no downside to it, not even that it takes up space. Ergo everyone would use it.
divinesleeper Haha, that occurred to me after the previous explanation - thank you for recapping though! :D
i remember it like it was yesterday
it was yesterday
So...Yuugi casually wears a collar 24/7, even sleeping in it...?
He's that kinky
7:36
It's very pleasurable
I lost it when Paul Blart showed up
3:54 i've noticed
Oh no! He weweased the Gweat Weviathan!
He released a violin?
Thatguywhoplaysguitarandsingsonthatcornerdowntown Nah mahn! A Weviathan!
+RED Soldier You're going into retirement? But you're so young!
Thatguywhoplaysguitarandsingsonthatcornerdowntown A beeg monstuh.
+RED Soldier oooooooooooo
7:26-7:36
Oh jeez.
Oh mah gaw
"What the hell Waviatwhan?! We had an agweement! You agreed not to be a wittle bitch and you're being a wittle bitch!"
Fucking gold!
"If even one of you makes a sharknado reference I will wrench you so hard"
The one downfall? I'm starting to miss Marik already! :(
Just wait until season five. Although actually, that's closer than I thought, isn't it?
+Harper Wilkinson No, it'll be 3000 years.
Well we have Darts now. He's pretty funny
Giachino Barcelona Or 5000.
+Starscreamerness To hell with Marik; where's my Melvin!?!?
Yugi...
BALLS!!!!
I read a great book about balls once!
I like how sometimes Little Kuriboh stands back and lets 4Kids self-parody
A girl voiced by an actual female? In Yugioh Abridged? Blasphemy!
Kuriboh: "....Contract?" :3
Tea: "What?"
Dark Magician Girl: "NO. Don't do it."
Kuriboh: "I can grant you a wish if you'd like. Make a contract with me." :3
Tea: "Ummm......"
Dark Magician Girl: "Seriously, don't listen to a single word this THING is saying to you."
Kuriboh: ".....Contract?" :3
Tea: "Well, I've always wanted a-------"
Dark Magician Girl: "IT'S PURE EVIL SHAPED LIKE A FLUFFY KITTEN, I SWEAR. I'M A FUCKING SOULESS ZOMBIE THANKS TO THIS EVIL PRICK. DON'T YOU-------"
Kuriboh: "Contract?" :3
Tea: "Ok!" :D
Dark Magician Girl: "AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Kuriboh: >:333
+Shadows Wrath Nice reference.
+Shadows Wrath Yay! We need more PMMM references.
+Shadows Wrath Anyone who doesn't get this is not a good person. : )
GODOKA RULES YOU ALL
+Ani Ga Evangelion did the same thing better
+Ani Ga I only pledge zu Akumura!
So....what *DOES* Pot of Greed do?
+TheShapeH31 It gets you all the bitches.
MasterQuestMaster......Bitchin'!!
Draw 2 cards... That is all.
+Bella Tonche And yet it's still banned from competitive play
Huh...
Bella Tonche I already knew what the card does I had I don't know how many copies when I played the game.
7:28 *a fangirl closes her eyes and touches herself*
BASSICALLY YEAH
The fuck is going on with Dartz's hair?
Tumblr
I ask myself that every time he's on screen
He read a great book about hair dye once.
CountessChuchoteur Apparently he read a great book about speaking clearly once, as well.
Just look up Coiffio and you will know
I think that rainbow haired guy is my favorite character now
+Malik Christopher I suggest you should watch Marik's Evil Council of Doom then. He made his first appearances there.
+Malik Christopher Why are Yugioh Abridged's villains so much better than the heroes?
Wait, let me fix that...
Why are villains so much better than the heroes?
+Timothy McLean Don't even get me started with anti-heroes.
+Timothy McLean Coz being evil is way more fun >:3
+Malik Christopher That rainbow haired guy is named Dartz.
Holy shit, two episodes IN A SINGLE YEAR, great work LittleKuriboh
Ok but "I was not prepared to watch this happen today" is made me dying
Glad to see your getting back LittleKuriboh.
TRY SMACKING IT I HEAR THAT HELPS
O_O
I ONLY WE HAD SOME MANNER OF LUBRICANT
+Thatguywhoplaysguitarandsingsonthatcornerdowntown My eyes where not prepared for this today
"I was not prepared to watch this happen today."
+GigiFuckingMoore
I was.
Do the La La La!
La Lala La Lalalala...... La.
+Adam Lee La Li Lu Le Lo La Li Lu Le Lo La Li Lu Le Lo La Li Lu Le Lo La Li Lu Le Lo
+Darkblazing LALILULEILO!
4:29 Atem: Yugi, you gonna hit that?
Yugi: I'm pretty sure that's illegal Pharoah.
It's Japan though so who even knows.
Looks more legal than Yugi and Tea at least
@@catscanhavelittleasalami Yugi is the same age as Tea
Me: I remember when LK made videos often.
Tea: I read a book about that once.
Lies.
I can't remember, is Rebecca a stunted dwarf like Yugi or did yami just tell him to get it on with an 8 year old?
+Thrilla Whale If I remember right she was 10 in her first appearance and now she's 12 here. in the dub her age was changed to 8 in her first appearance and 10 in Waking the Dragons. I don't understand why 4kids changed her age but hey, its 4kids. They make plenty of unnecessary edits. But all that aside, who cares? Its anime. Its not real.
+Thrilla Whale Well, Yami hasn't gotten any for 5000 years so...
+avirx8 what with that and flattening dark magician girl, makes me really suspect someone at 4kids needs to have a seat with Chris Hansen
+avirx8 still for the sake of logic those changes must adressed lol...
5:53
Yugi- look a door!
Yami- stand back yugi let a pro handle this (no pun intended)
*yami smashes the door open*
Yami- king of doors BITCH!!!
Me- LOL!
😂😂😂 he was so proud of himself lol.
“Uhhh sorry random fangirl, but I’m not the one your looking for. Bakura is the one usually getting assaulted.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“OH WOW WHAT AN EYEOPENING DISCOVERY. YOU MUST HAVE SPENT YEARS ON THIS. EVEN THO THAT INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND IN THE BACK IF ANY YUGIOH DVD”
Who are we going to bump into next Johnny steeps Tristan: How do you know who that is