YGOTAS Episode 69 - Age/Sex/Life Points

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  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 8 лет назад +702

    "If it didn't happen on-screen, it didn't happen."
    The Pharaoh sighs in relief cuz that means his loss to Joey never happened.

    • @lionofthebluevale7170
      @lionofthebluevale7170 8 лет назад +62

      He likely gave the card back to Joey out of pity after Battle City ended.

    • @jamrose6322
      @jamrose6322 6 лет назад +5

      @KIDAS so.... what if they brought their destructo disk. yugi can still give go easy on him.

  • @adammahmood29
    @adammahmood29 8 лет назад +1920

    Am I the only who finds it really funny that Rafael is the only character that's not overly exaggerated

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 8 лет назад +264

      Honestly, next to everyone else's OTT characters it does made me laugh watching someone who gives little to no fucks to the insanity thats going on around him

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 8 лет назад +215

      Yea. Rafaels more blunt personality is a great contrast to everyone else

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 лет назад +149

      To be fair Rafael has been broken to the point where he just develops a nihilistic view on life in general.

    • @HighSlayerRalton
      @HighSlayerRalton 8 лет назад +130

      Don't forget Dark Magician Girl. She seems so exasperated with the regular cast.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 лет назад +131

      She has to put up with an asshole of a Pharaoh (gotta admit, Atem in TAS isn't a very polite character), a guy with a serious dragon fetish, and a Brooklyn furry.
      I think I'd be annoyed too lol.

  • @welshviking795
    @welshviking795 7 лет назад +865

    "do you even read the descriptions on your cards"
    "wait there are words on those things" best thing ive heard this episode

    • @HotSpringDemon
      @HotSpringDemon 6 лет назад +13

      The look on her face before she says that is hilarious she's all like "are you for real right now"

    • @HotSpringDemon
      @HotSpringDemon 6 лет назад +7

      @Justin Godlewski depends on which version of the anime you are watching, there's Japanese words written on the cards in the sub, but the dub has the image and the symbol on the bottom, but words were added on the cards in the dub version of dark side of dimensions

    • @yesman1743
      @yesman1743 6 лет назад +1

      In japanese version there are descriptions.

    • @Chaos706
      @Chaos706 8 месяцев назад

      To be fair other than Ra, the animators never put words on the yugioh cards.

  • @ZRovas117
    @ZRovas117 8 лет назад +810

    I just freaking started binge watching the entire series and finally got caught up. This is freaking amazing.

  • @ravenblackwell4408
    @ravenblackwell4408 8 лет назад +574

    Yu-Gi-Oh drinking game: take a shot every time the animation style changes.

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 8 лет назад +54

      Better game: take a shot every time they treat duelists like fucking samurai and how the cards have feelings and loyalty

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 8 лет назад

      ... meh i've been in worse XD

    • @Codeninja676
      @Codeninja676 8 лет назад +20

      I did it while watching the original Yu-Gi-Oh on dvd jesus fucking christ i got hammered...

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 8 лет назад +26

      It's best to not do this during the Orichalcos arc, you'll die of liver poisoning a few episodes in.

    • @danwash19
      @danwash19 8 лет назад +4

      That throw back to episode 36. Those 20 drinks still haven't worn off from March 2009

  • @QueenCheetah
    @QueenCheetah 7 лет назад +606

    "I can't 'koala bear' to see Mai lose her soul!!"
    "Seriously? That was your one koala joke?"
    "Well, yeah!"
    "...I'd say it bear-ly koala-fied."

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 6 лет назад +10

      QueenCheetah , just gave your comment its sixty-ninth like.

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 11 месяцев назад +3

      Late but still a Koala-ty joke

  • @JamesEDonaldson
    @JamesEDonaldson 8 лет назад +1075

    I love how everyone in Mai's flashback talks sh*t about Joey

    • @imwatchingyou759
      @imwatchingyou759 8 лет назад +97

      And the word "shit" is not even censored XD

    • @129das
      @129das 8 лет назад +69

      That because she loves him.

    • @lalallama2298
      @lalallama2298 7 лет назад +21

      Everybody except Dartz...I think

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 7 лет назад +16

      It would make more sense if in Kaibas flashback everyone shits on Joey

    • @onesaucdragon
      @onesaucdragon 7 лет назад +20

      What's funnier is that in the dub the guy who's ass Mai kicked didn't even know her name, then he and his girlfriend went on for a couple seconds about how cool Joey was.

  • @CeruleanPandas
    @CeruleanPandas 8 лет назад +652

    can't believe I've been watching this stupid ass series for over 5 years and it still hasn't gotten old

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 8 лет назад +17

      it's been around since 2006

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 8 лет назад +31

      it's because he spaces out the episodes. Keeps if from getting stale and keeps it from getting tired to you

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 8 лет назад +12

      »it's because he spaces out the episodes. Keeps if from getting stale and keeps it from getting tired to you«
      I don't know, when I first discovered it there were already about 40 Episodes, and I binge-watched all of them without any problem whatsoever.
      You certainly still have a point, though.
      I never get tired of some kinds of humor.

    • @danwash19
      @danwash19 8 лет назад +1

      It's because you never matured *mic dropped*
      In all seriousness, I haven't either.

    • @philippuente4322
      @philippuente4322 8 лет назад +2

      5 years will turn into 10, 10 will turn into 25, then 100 years . . . Some things just aren't meant to waste away.

  • @TheBelieveit1
    @TheBelieveit1 8 лет назад +483

    Joey's a good enough duelist. The problem really with him is that his wins are more to luck because that's pretty much what his entire deck is filled with. Those high risk, high reward type cards that either give him a huge advantage or fuck him over so hard he's gotta file a lawsuit for sexual assault.

    • @mhskingtanner6310
      @mhskingtanner6310 7 лет назад +83

      That is true, Joey's deck is all luck. Skull Dice, Graceful Dice, Time Wizard time roulette, roulette spider, and much more. And since Joey is a main character, he always has good luck because as littlekuriboh will say in a few episodes, he has "bullshit main character powers."

    • @kwanholloway4112
      @kwanholloway4112 7 лет назад +15

      I'm surprised he doesn't have snipe hunter or goddess of whim lol

    • @nikolasmokalis3425
      @nikolasmokalis3425 7 лет назад +10

      Same can be said for yugi. When have they ever NOT drawn the card they need in that exact moment?

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 7 лет назад +6

      This is why they always have him face off against cheaters. Well, the normal kind of cheating, not Millennium Item cheating.

    • @AW-gj4ji
      @AW-gj4ji 6 лет назад +11

      JOey is pretty balanced in term of luck. He usually starts off with a lot of bad luck then his good luck starts. Also, unlike Kaiba and Yugi who has good cards that has high reward without risk, Joey is poor and stick with weaker gambling types

  • @Arko777777
    @Arko777777 8 лет назад +542

    I love the way Dartz speaks in this.
    Especially the "Orichalcos" word.

    • @rosurobosu8546
      @rosurobosu8546 8 лет назад +179

      oracacamalous made me laugh for hours

    • @Patriot18S
      @Patriot18S 7 лет назад +15

      Arko777777 he sounds like elmer fudd

    • @el21xx
      @el21xx 7 лет назад +26

      Arko777777 Orichacomolos ! 😂😂

    • @martindouge4504
      @martindouge4504 7 лет назад +41

      Dartz is my favorite character in the whole YGOTAS series
      HE's got rainbow hair
      He's got that stupid accent
      He messes up when he talks
      Oricalcomulos.

    • @afteryouknowme4642
      @afteryouknowme4642 7 лет назад +1

      Hades Pretty-face you're nothing but a stupid fail yet and so was the original commenter. it's not fucking funny one little bit. Stupid fuckers!

  • @Valtharr
    @Valtharr 8 лет назад +467

    I...I just binge-watched the entire series earlier today...and now this episode uploads...
    ...are you a wizard, LK?

    • @RKshamrock
      @RKshamrock 8 лет назад +11

      Damn, that's some dedication. Must have been like 5 hours worth of stuff haha

    • @LeviathanRX
      @LeviathanRX 8 лет назад +8

      No he's just a magician... a Dark Magician

    • @QosmicVoid
      @QosmicVoid 8 лет назад +5

      Ive done this at least five times.
      Its glorious.

    • @fanficdaddy
      @fanficdaddy 8 лет назад +5

      A sexy wizard XD

    • @djquinn4825
      @djquinn4825 8 лет назад +3

      Hagrid: You're a wizard, Martin.

  • @SelLillianna
    @SelLillianna 8 лет назад +248

    "But I felt so empty..."
    "Except for my wallet. That was still crammed full of money."
    lol

    • @michaelhillsley1689
      @michaelhillsley1689 5 лет назад +4

      Wait you can make money off playing card games

    • @pikadragon2783
      @pikadragon2783 8 месяцев назад

      @@michaelhillsley1689 you can, if Kaiba turns the economy to white powder, snorts it, and makes a new economy entirely based on card games and dragon-themed stuff.

  • @bretginn1419
    @bretginn1419 8 лет назад +291

    Silly Yugi, thinking souls exist. Next he's gonna be telling us how scouters would revolutionize Duel Monsters.

    • @jlantern100
      @jlantern100 8 лет назад +15

      Well it's either that or make Pendulum Summon happen, and last episode he think it wouldn't catch on.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 8 лет назад +2

      excuse me may I roast marsh mellows on that burn

    • @kailin2017
      @kailin2017 8 лет назад +1

      +Clay Moore actually they already covered that in ygotas. He thought it was a ridiculous idea

    • @Rex8483
      @Rex8483 8 лет назад +2

      They didn't. They got recon in Arc-V and is never mention again. As for turbo duel that a different story.

    • @AdmiralBlackstar
      @AdmiralBlackstar 8 лет назад +1

      They should make a series with that! And have it use augmented reality rather then these holograms. Much more realistic. I'd watch that if it existed.

  • @CarbonMalite
    @CarbonMalite 8 лет назад +698

    Why are you uploading Yugioh Abridged when you should be making more Yugioh Abridged?

    • @CarbonMalite
      @CarbonMalite 8 лет назад +38

      ***** **as a coaster for my drink :)

    • @yuwu585
      @yuwu585 8 лет назад +20

      Why are you watching this video when you could tell him to make a new episode?

    • @LinkMountaineer
      @LinkMountaineer 8 лет назад

      +The Malite Hey. I just saw you make Smash videos, too! I'm doing the same thing as well.

    • @MrIronWar
      @MrIronWar 8 лет назад +1

      Why are you commenting this vid when you can email him to make more episodes?

    • @ygoprocustomcardsrisingpho9590
      @ygoprocustomcardsrisingpho9590 8 лет назад

      +MrIronWar haha

  • @zgamma_craft3469
    @zgamma_craft3469 7 лет назад +108

    “My douchebag senses are tingling.” -Kaiba

  • @urge2game
    @urge2game 8 лет назад +253

    This is officially my most favorite episode! The script is sooo hilarious! As well as the editing.

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 8 лет назад +17

      my favorite is still episode 59

    • @xelic1996
      @xelic1996 8 лет назад

      Same here. Just... so good. Perfect.

    • @danwash19
      @danwash19 8 лет назад +2

      Obviously you haven't seen episode 13, episode 30, or Episode 55... or any other episode before episode 61

    • @xelic1996
      @xelic1996 8 лет назад +5

      danwash19 Um? It's an opinion.

    • @danwash19
      @danwash19 8 лет назад +1

      +RainMasterXD No shit and also because shut up

  • @Chameleonardodavinci
    @Chameleonardodavinci 8 лет назад +211

    69 episodes in and not ONCE has that stupid fucking sexyback gimmick failed to make me laugh god dammit lol

    • @NevanSlone
      @NevanSlone 2 месяца назад +3

      Rip Duke’s theme

  • @nanakb7785
    @nanakb7785 8 лет назад +399

    "I was at the end of my rope. All I had was money, fame, friends and more money, but I felt so empty. Except for my wallet; that was still crammed full of money. " Damn this abridged series has a good way at looking at things in a realistic perspective. That and all the jokes referring to the fact the series revolves around a children's trading card game :D

    • @Hero_of_Storms
      @Hero_of_Storms 7 лет назад +11

      Yugioh Abridged is kind of like a cinema sins video, but 20 times as funny

    • @shereehardin5783
      @shereehardin5783 7 лет назад

      but clinical depression is like the negative feelings never going away even when you are logical:(

    • @alex-rs6ts
      @alex-rs6ts 6 лет назад +2

      So she got depressed for no reason, and became evil? That's not how it works

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 6 лет назад +7

      No, she got depressed from PTSD from being mind-raped by Marik.

    • @thenebulaxyz8849
      @thenebulaxyz8849 6 лет назад +3

      And some manipulation by the Orichalcos.

  • @justanplainordinaryguyduh7437
    @justanplainordinaryguyduh7437 8 лет назад +211

    brooklyn rage
    in america

  • @TheLastRaven6
    @TheLastRaven6 8 лет назад +511

    "OK how do I unplug this thing."
    You can always use NCIS Gibs method. Shoot it.

  • @drpepperkingcom
    @drpepperkingcom 8 лет назад +88

    This was my first episode of YGOTAS. I have no regrets.

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 8 лет назад +2504

    This is my favorite abridged series ever. Anybody agree?

  • @AsgUnlimited
    @AsgUnlimited 8 лет назад +237

    That one dislike is from Joey

    • @3LANCER
      @3LANCER 8 лет назад +6

      seems like he made another account

    • @BronzeBoy520
      @BronzeBoy520 8 лет назад +5

      The other is from his undropped balls.

    • @nothere4601
      @nothere4601 8 лет назад

      +GrgoljBlaster 4

    • @LinkMountaineer
      @LinkMountaineer 8 лет назад +3

      +Espa Roba Their dislikes don't deserve a spot on this video, but they might make a good coaster FOR MY DRINK!

    • @jessedale4287
      @jessedale4287 8 лет назад +2

      they belong right in the shadow realm

  • @thebaronlouis8619
    @thebaronlouis8619 7 лет назад +75

    "You're stupid Tea" Tristan gets funnier every time I watch this series.

    • @jdrago9998
      @jdrago9998 6 лет назад +2

      Eleodie Maracavanya A little swamp ass is acceptable!

  • @brandonlivega
    @brandonlivega 8 лет назад +615

    I was really expecting Joey to have sex while freeing Hermos lol

  • @Rakinjo2
    @Rakinjo2 8 лет назад +263

    That girl who voices Dark Magician Girl sounds *EXACTLY* like the girl who dubbed every female character in every dubbed Hentai in the early 2000's.

    • @indigo7898
      @indigo7898 7 лет назад +23

      you can tell of course xD

    • @marioramunno4180
      @marioramunno4180 7 лет назад +116

      Rakinjo2 I'm a little concerned by the fact that you have that frame of reference

    • @reece7876
      @reece7876 7 лет назад +8

      Rakinjo2 it's Nowacking

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 7 лет назад +6

      Rakinjo2: Maybe it was Nowacking's mom.

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 6 лет назад +10

      @@Charles_Anthony her name was yeswacking. Hence the hentai.

  • @heathersmith4042
    @heathersmith4042 8 лет назад +237

    Yami: idgaf
    later: Yami: still dgaf
    WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING

    • @ejcb_
      @ejcb_ 7 лет назад +19

      "I continue to dgaf."

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 6 лет назад +3

      Heather Smith today I have taken a break from gaf-ing today but I will continue tomorrow...

    • @shikagohan
      @shikagohan 6 лет назад +1

      What does djaf mean?

    • @AdmiralRamirez7
      @AdmiralRamirez7 6 лет назад +5

      @@shikagohan dont give a fuk.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@shikagohan: "Idgaf" means I don't give a *_Censored_*
      It's a naughty word

  • @TheMrKelloggs
    @TheMrKelloggs 8 лет назад +532

    good episode.
    see you guys next year

    • @TheMrKelloggs
      @TheMrKelloggs 8 лет назад +2

      xDDDDDDDDDDD jajajajajajaja

    • @EuroMIX2
      @EuroMIX2 8 лет назад +12

      That's optimistic.

    • @warp_skip
      @warp_skip 8 лет назад +38

      The joke doesn't even work anymore. He's been uploading way more often than 1 per year.
      Now if we were talking about PurpleEyesWTF... (god i miss none piece so much)

    • @Soress9
      @Soress9 8 лет назад

      *sniff*that show had me in fucking tears.

    • @musorenbu
      @musorenbu 8 лет назад +8

      The editors are new, Martin's working hard, people have schedules and lives. Even if it's a joke, still distasteful.

  • @machina5
    @machina5 8 лет назад +183

    Watching with subtitles cause Atem told me to. "A duel monsters card. You Gay must have been here."

    • @machina5
      @machina5 8 лет назад +5

      Atem's new name is Tommy.

    • @5h4d0wtp9
      @5h4d0wtp9 8 лет назад +1

      Yugi is also UV.

    • @machina5
      @machina5 8 лет назад +1

      +Sam Kinsey Lol I saw that too

    • @djquinn4825
      @djquinn4825 8 лет назад +17

      The subtitles must have had Dartz as an accent coach.

    • @bakingwithunicorns454
      @bakingwithunicorns454 8 лет назад +16

      Yugi is You Gay, Atem is Tommy, Mokuba is poke about and Kaiba is Time bomb... why do these make some amount of sence?

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr 8 лет назад +77

    OMG I actually activated subtitles because I'm not from Brooklyn.
    Duke: "Yugi must have been here"
    Duke (subs): "You can muster in hair"
    Duke: "No, it had to be Yugi."
    Duke (subs): "No it had to be you gay"
    Mai: "I'm Mai Valentine"
    Mai (subs): "I'm my valentine"
    Yugi: "If souls aren't real how can you stand beside me 5000 years after you died?"
    Yami: "Lot's of stamina"
    Yami (sub): "Not substantial"
    rando dude: "I know, she couldn't even beat Joey Wheeler, and he's shit"
    random dude (subs): "I know she's gonna be Joey whele (take that as "Wheeler") any shit"
    It took Dartz' laugh at 5:49 as "Google"
    Joey: "Now I summon my new friend Hermos!"
    Joey (subs): "Now I summon my new friend: Her mouth!"
    Mai (subs): "What hair most"?
    Joey: "And now I'm going to use my time wizzard to transform Hermos into an even more powerful monster!"
    Joey (subs): "Now I'm going to use my time wizard to transform. I am most into an even more malleable monster!"
    Yami: "Curses!"
    Yami (subs): "Coasters!"
    Yami: "Kaiba! When did you get here?"
    Yami (subs): "Time bomb! When did you get here?"
    But I have to admit, most of Joeys subs where pretty correct. That's nice. On the other habd, the other guy with the "Australian" accent had dubs that made so less sense that it wouldn't be worth the effort writing them down here.

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart 8 лет назад +178

    I love how bored Yami is.

    • @ShallBePurified
      @ShallBePurified 8 лет назад +54

      I still don't GAF.

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 8 лет назад +4

      WHAT THE FUCK IS DGAF? lol....Oh...

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 8 лет назад

      ***** yeah

    • @BlueMageDaisen
      @BlueMageDaisen 8 лет назад +33

      I love Joey's "Nyeh" after Kaiba tells him to go fuck himself
      The tone is just like "Understood!"

  • @tomwatts703
    @tomwatts703 8 лет назад +101

    This is the first episode I've watched of this
    Time to go and watch the rest of it

    • @GBrothersStudio
      @GBrothersStudio 8 лет назад +4

      Yeah, same. We have a lot to catch up. :D

    • @brunocosta3224
      @brunocosta3224 8 лет назад +15

      dont bingewatch it. you will have to wait like 4 years for a new episode :P

    • @ShadowKittyX139
      @ShadowKittyX139 8 лет назад +2

      And we're still on the first turn

    • @BrynLFilms
      @BrynLFilms 8 лет назад +21

      Oh man you've got a fun journey ahead of you

    • @GBrothersStudio
      @GBrothersStudio 8 лет назад +6

      Too late. I watched every episode already. :

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 8 лет назад +284

    "I'm more than just an impressive pair of tattas!"
    Uh, wasn't Mai the one who made all those jokes?

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 7 лет назад +5

      Kanassa, I was about to make that comment, but somebody already beat me to it.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад +30

      She was a victim to Season 1 writing just like Rex and Weevil.

    • @nickerhart6510
      @nickerhart6510 6 лет назад +9

      Yep, I dont really mind the change but it was way to quick of a change from dumb sexist joke to ball busting intelligent feminist.

    • @BatWing_the_Penguin
      @BatWing_the_Penguin 6 лет назад +7

      Light Yagami Heheheh. You said “beat”.

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz 3 года назад

      @@nickerhart6510 this comment is cursed

  • @Marv1089
    @Marv1089 7 лет назад +221

    I love how Dartz's hypnotization turns characters' voices into ones more like the anime, rather than the abridged voices. Love that.

    • @SaturnsMysteriousEye
      @SaturnsMysteriousEye 6 лет назад +17

      Except his own, apparently.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 6 лет назад +2

      “Hypnotization” isn’t a word.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 5 лет назад +1

      Yaowei Liang, not according to the dictionary it’s not.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@tivednagol9127 do you know a better word?

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 11 месяцев назад

      @@Emily12471 the word you’re looking for is either hypnotism or hypnosis.

  • @NatePieper
    @NatePieper 8 лет назад +107

    Yami said watch with subtitles. Wow.
    "Time bomb, when did you get here?"
    "I don't know. Poke-about, check my schedule."
    This actually makes sense!

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 9 месяцев назад +2

      Sadly there now ACTUAL proper subtitles instead of RUclips’s weird autogenerated nonsense but at least we got this error at 1:04 (for now anyway)

  • @Yashahiro_
    @Yashahiro_ 7 лет назад +824

    Wait. When did you get a real girl to voice mai

    • @drawbyyourselve
      @drawbyyourselve 7 лет назад +58

      Crystal Clod whatchu mean? He didn't!
      Kappa

    • @kayleeconnors551
      @kayleeconnors551 7 лет назад +5

      Crystal Clod Nice profile pic and name! Peridot is the greatest!!

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 6 лет назад +54

      The joke of having a new voice that sounds like her is a parody on when in this season, Mai's real VA for a new voice that many didnt like the old voice cuz she sounded like a typical southern woman.

    • @szabok1999
      @szabok1999 6 лет назад +23

      Zeno I'm trying to find sense in your comment.

    • @Koda5Ds
      @Koda5Ds 6 лет назад +1

      Age/SEX/Life points

  • @BrookerBracker
    @BrookerBracker 8 лет назад +250

    Well, we get six a year now.
    Ya happy now, trolls?

    • @gamerguy8970
      @gamerguy8970 8 лет назад +13

      bro chill

    • @harrisonwade999
      @harrisonwade999 8 лет назад +8

      six a year for more money, exquisite value

    • @ourboyroy9398
      @ourboyroy9398 8 лет назад +14

      what is this? British television? Oh wait...

    • @0mrbel558
      @0mrbel558 8 лет назад +6

      well at least it's still going

    • @LogosSteve
      @LogosSteve 8 лет назад +2

      Well... that's several more than I release right now.

  • @hikarikibou9880
    @hikarikibou9880 8 лет назад +78

    No seriously though, I have followed these episodes since 2006, they have accompanied me through my adolescence like Harry Potter got me through Childhood. Kudos man ^^

    • @RinLockhart
      @RinLockhart 8 лет назад

      Me too.

    • @LakinMae5
      @LakinMae5 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah I been watching this and DBZA for a long while! Since the beginning almost!

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre 8 лет назад +2

      Like Harry Potter...
      Have you seen a A Very Potter Musical? Kinda does for HP what YGOTAS does for Yugioh

    • @qseued
      @qseued 8 лет назад

      Same!!! LK is a part of our lives now.

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus 8 лет назад +1

      Dude AVPM is the fucking best!

  • @atypicalinternetdweller4997
    @atypicalinternetdweller4997 8 лет назад +80

    "Doirk Soid"
    What the hell Joey

  • @willamobrien6292
    @willamobrien6292 8 лет назад +72

    *Skull dice comes out*
    Duke: oh god look at the time I have to be somewhere *crying*

    • @tooth2887
      @tooth2887 5 лет назад +4

      *sexy crying*

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 9 месяцев назад +2

      Oh God! Imagine _Apdnarg_ using Legendary Gambler each time Joey uses a card that requires a dice roll; Roll Of Fate, Skull Dice, Graceful Dice....

    • @NikkolasKing
      @NikkolasKing 7 месяцев назад

      Funniest part of the ep for me.

  • @garciafever
    @garciafever 8 лет назад +96

    "Now Mai, you know the rule: if it didn't happen on screen, it didn't happen."
    "So, in other words, since we've never seen your balls drop, we can assume it hasn't happened."
    *cue Supa Hot Fire's gang cheering in the background*.

  • @ismaeel747
    @ismaeel747 7 лет назад +32

    "Traveled to watch me play what is essentially an elaborate version of uno"... Damn

  • @jcambriz5697
    @jcambriz5697 8 лет назад +195

    kaiba is officially my favorite abridged character. lel

    • @jcambriz5697
      @jcambriz5697 8 лет назад +2

      And then tristan.

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 8 лет назад +2

      Duke Devlin

    • @rowknan9848
      @rowknan9848 8 лет назад

      Mines probably Pegasus. Although Yami is probably one of my favorite anime characters in general.

    • @a.jwickerman8106
      @a.jwickerman8106 8 лет назад +5

      +Rowknan Ooooooohh Kaiba boyy!!!!

    • @VetinariClone
      @VetinariClone 8 лет назад +4

      Yami is also pretty great.

  • @ashs8526
    @ashs8526 8 лет назад +183

    Never ever clicked on a video so fast in my life..

  • @kayleeconnors551
    @kayleeconnors551 7 лет назад +71

    "Now, Mai, you know the rules. If it didn't happen on screen, then it didn't happen."
    ~Joey
    This is perfect, coming from Joey. He basically denies his entire consciousness. If you go back to the episode titled Crowd Atlas, at the very end, Joey comes up and says, "Hey, Yuge, I'm alive again!"
    Here's how the rest of the conversation went:
    "How did that happen, Joey?"
    "I just woke up while I was off screen."
    "Neat!"
    By Joey's rule in this episode, Joey should NOT be alive.
    What does this mean, that all of Joey's friends have gone mentally insane by the death of their best friend and are imagining the rest of the series?!!?

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад +7

      Kaylee Connors Or maybe it's Joey having Bullshit Main Character Powers. It's another way of Screwing the Rules when you're a Main Character. LOL

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 6 лет назад +5

      Everyone going insane and imagining Joey does make a lot of sense...

    • @moonfirearc6793
      @moonfirearc6793 6 лет назад +2

      @@dnmstarsi You mean 'slightly more important than the majority of side characters' powers, right?

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад +3

      @@moonfirearc6793 I know what I said and he's still a main character.

    • @milaylahire6318
      @milaylahire6318 5 лет назад +4

      STOP RUINING YUGIOH KAYLEE

  • @lubbockthequazarmaster9916
    @lubbockthequazarmaster9916 8 лет назад +10

    5:40 "I bestow onto you the power of the ORACACAMALOUS!!" 😂😂😂

  • @red_spect3r833
    @red_spect3r833 8 лет назад +422

    Joey ain't good, huh? *Watches Joey almost beat Marik but only lost because he fainted*
    I mean, if so many people think it, it probably isn't wrong.

    • @chronovac
      @chronovac 8 лет назад +73

      he has baby dragon in his deck. Baby freaking dragon

    • @red_spect3r833
      @red_spect3r833 8 лет назад +70

      +kittehdrawrs Kaiba has Watapon

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic 8 лет назад +81

      Joey's issue isn't so much that he's not good, as it is that he's too poor to afford good cards. Hence relying on combos more than most of the original series' other characters.

    • @red_spect3r833
      @red_spect3r833 8 лет назад +6

      Exactly

    • @cartman414
      @cartman414 8 лет назад +22

      Ha, yeah.
      But the series totally pokes fun at both him and Mai, the latter for none of her wins being shown onscreen. (In her case, she's put up against an elite duelist/finalist, and comes within one move of winning.)

  • @strixkuriboh4949
    @strixkuriboh4949 Год назад +5

    I cant believe that after all these years its back. This episode was blocked for so long Id thought the original upload would never see the light of day again.

  • @MajinWamu
    @MajinWamu 8 лет назад +187

    Haha, I am actually making a Dungeon Dice Monsters remake game too.

    • @flochforster88
      @flochforster88 8 лет назад +28

      It's going to get like 5 downloads a month too, so Pegasus is the real loser

    • @MajinWamu
      @MajinWamu 8 лет назад +3

      I guess that's something :/

    • @flochforster88
      @flochforster88 8 лет назад +2

      The game looks brilliant though, I subbed a few months ago, your work is fantastic :)

    • @MajinWamu
      @MajinWamu 8 лет назад +1

      No way! That makes me happy! I posted a new video. A bunch of amazing stuff is yet to come! Just wait until Thursday!

    • @flochforster88
      @flochforster88 8 лет назад +1

      No worries, loads of work must have gone into it, can't wait :)

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade 8 лет назад +42

    The Egyptians actually DID believe in a part-lion-part-hippopotamus-part-crocodile called Ammit!

    • @PrimeroJinJusuke
      @PrimeroJinJusuke 8 лет назад +32

      That was part of the joke. Ammit actually appears in the manga, which is part of the reference.

    • @Rex8483
      @Rex8483 8 лет назад +5

      He was seen in Season 0 and in the manga but only once before Duel Monster.

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 8 лет назад

      Jin Jusuke
      Wild.

    • @tcoren1
      @tcoren1 8 лет назад

      +Jin Jusuke when was he in the manga?

    • @Rex8483
      @Rex8483 8 лет назад

      tcoren1 Episode 5 Season 0 and Manga Chapter 13 of Yu-Gi-Oh! (Not to be confuse with Duelist)

  • @simplyskrypt3914
    @simplyskrypt3914 11 месяцев назад +13

    "its just a wisecrack, Pharaoh"
    "Yeah well Yugi, next time a little more wise and a little less crack" 😂😂😂

  • @BlueSusanVIII
    @BlueSusanVIII 11 месяцев назад +286

    Yo, when did this get unbanned??

    • @Soledoubt
      @Soledoubt 9 месяцев назад +21

      Feb 33

    • @jakesaysknee
      @jakesaysknee 9 месяцев назад +18

      When did this get banned?

    • @ADHDanielz
      @ADHDanielz 9 месяцев назад +6

      Can we just be happy it’s back🎉

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@jakesayskneemany eons ago

    • @zenraloc
      @zenraloc 9 месяцев назад +3

      Why was it banned XD

  • @JohnDiesByTheEnd
    @JohnDiesByTheEnd 8 лет назад +4

    Congratulations on 10 years of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. Thank you so much for making this series.

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan 7 лет назад +17

    So you get Weevil and Rex, who are parodying two teens obsessed with sex, and you put them with Duke, the character who has been altered so much he basically is sex.
    That’s just good writing. Loved that opening!

    • @ssian5678
      @ssian5678 6 лет назад

      6:44 um....is the implication here that Duke gave those two road-head?

  • @RedDragonForce2
    @RedDragonForce2 8 лет назад +104

    @10:54
    AWESOME!! MOKUBA ISN'T BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP!!!!

    • @LinkMountaineer
      @LinkMountaineer 8 лет назад +14

      That's Kaiba's 5:00.

    • @michael21726
      @michael21726 8 лет назад +22

      "Big bro, it's time for your fi-"
      "Shut up Mokuba."

    • @GokuSS400
      @GokuSS400 8 лет назад +4

      SHUT UP MOKUBA!!!!!!

    • @Sable_ish
      @Sable_ish 8 лет назад +8

      SHUT UP MOKUBA

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 8 лет назад +11

      Telling Joey to go fuck himself takes priority over telling Mokuba to shut up.
      One is an obligation, the other is pleasure.

  • @Hewylewis
    @Hewylewis 8 лет назад +259

    So when Mai becomes good again, does that mean she'll get her old voice back?

    • @12thArchknight
      @12thArchknight 8 лет назад +39

      maybe since this is abridged but in the actual show from this point on mai did get a new actress

    • @tomtinker8220
      @tomtinker8220 8 лет назад

      good question, but i don't remember mai having her original voice in 4 kids ever since it changed.

    • @Hewylewis
      @Hewylewis 8 лет назад

      That would be so funny if that happened!

    • @fthfsfss9490
      @fthfsfss9490 8 лет назад +12

      Tristan had a voice change a few episodes into the show but LK still brought it back. Just saiyan.

    • @Hewylewis
      @Hewylewis 8 лет назад

      I was talking about the Abridged Mai's original voice.

  • @catherinebracy7657
    @catherinebracy7657 7 лет назад +8

    "What happened, is somebody taking the hobbits to Isengard?" XD I'm in love with Abriged Yami now! And Kudos to the LOTR references, LK!

  • @GuardianOfAkros
    @GuardianOfAkros 8 лет назад +4

    I laughed sooooo hard at 8:50 that face is the best thing ive seen today :')

  • @newdye7535
    @newdye7535 8 лет назад +36

    What happened to all of Yami's sexual references? Yugi is the one doing it now.

  • @alialluaibi3008
    @alialluaibi3008 11 месяцев назад +8

    It's back and on Valentines Day no lees !

  • @SoldierOfFate
    @SoldierOfFate 8 лет назад +17

    Anyone wonder that Hermos is a tad underpowered compared to Critias and Timaeus at first appearances? Critias transforms into a virus-infested dragon, Timaeus becomes a knight mount (with the Dark Magician Girl as the knight!) while Hermos...transforms into weapons. Okay, there's some gimmicky utility behind them, but still.
    Also, Joey not turning the sequence of him pulling the sword out of Hermos into an innunedo-loaded charade was surprising, considering what happened with Atem and Kaiba!
    "And occasionally, half-naked busty blondes who dress like wizards. Sexy wizards." Oh, if only Atem knew how many monsters there are based on DMG by this point...

  • @loganrenfrow2544
    @loganrenfrow2544 8 лет назад +176

    So, is any duel in the anime ever won legitimately? Without a bunch of rule breaking bullshit?

    • @Totaldramawwe
      @Totaldramawwe 8 лет назад +73

      Wait? THERE ARE RULES!!!!!!! "Smash self with chair and falls unconscious"

    • @soledsnak6632
      @soledsnak6632 8 лет назад +94

      Don't you remember? Everyone who tried learning the rules has died.

    • @Buretsu
      @Buretsu 8 лет назад +36

      The anime doesn't break rules, it sets the rules. There were no rules before the manga/anime made them up.

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 8 лет назад +73

      Screw the rules, I have money

    • @gray9818
      @gray9818 8 лет назад +71

      "And in this time Duel Monsters is still an exploitable mess of a game, and I'm about to exploit the hell out of it."

  • @KingChiggy
    @KingChiggy 8 лет назад +45

    So Rex and Weevil had to have their souls tested by trying to grab the stone in order to gain its power but Mai just needed a forehead touch?

    • @marcushendriksen8415
      @marcushendriksen8415 7 лет назад +16

      Because Rex and Weevil aren't Mai Boobentine; why would Dartz want to touch them?

    • @gatorshark0870
      @gatorshark0870 7 лет назад +5

      Cuz there Rex and Weevil, they aren't exactly known for there competence

    • @KappaKiller108
      @KappaKiller108 6 лет назад +1

      KingChiggy pause on 6:46...
      Wouldn't you want to do extra tests on these schmucks too?

    • @androzani84productions85
      @androzani84productions85 5 лет назад +3

      KingChiggy because Mai was brainwashed, while Rex and Weevil decided to join Dartz willingly.

  • @terraventusaqua123
    @terraventusaqua123 8 лет назад +6

    2:45 That Kaiba is an impostor. He would NEVER address "Wheeler" by his given name!

  • @TheSilverFiles
    @TheSilverFiles 8 лет назад +7

    7:18 Duke crying cracked me up!

  • @BlasterLord
    @BlasterLord 5 лет назад +1

    Wow. I actually put the captions on and I was not let down. Thank you little kuriboh

  • @georgerhianna6885
    @georgerhianna6885 8 лет назад +32

    they were right, subtitles make it that much better.

    • @ItsJustCams
      @ItsJustCams 8 лет назад

      can we say google Illuminati confirmed?

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 8 лет назад +11

      On a side note, the automatic subtitles are a lot better than they used to be. We might only have a few more years of mocking them...

    • @BluBBer9991
      @BluBBer9991 8 лет назад +4

      I couldn't stop laughing after i read "you gay" instead of yugi

    • @Robochuck
      @Robochuck 8 лет назад +1

      I am just dying! omg this is ungodly levels of comedy... by accident

  • @NCRambassador
    @NCRambassador 8 лет назад +49

    Well i turned on CC and it didn't help at all. ;P

    • @NCRambassador
      @NCRambassador 8 лет назад +3

      Also yugi still hasn't cleaned his room.

    • @BlackTempleGaurdian
      @BlackTempleGaurdian 8 лет назад +3

      You mean Tommy

    • @wifidown_panic
      @wifidown_panic 8 лет назад +17

      My CC put Yugi as you gay and when Darts laughed it put Google

    • @freakyskull516
      @freakyskull516 8 лет назад +1

      "CC"? C2? what is she doing here and how did you turn her on?
      . . .
      wait.
      not what you meant.
      moving on.

  • @shrikosophy
    @shrikosophy 7 лет назад +38

    Did anyone find it extremely funny when Tristan says "desserts and swamps... ur stupid tea" ??? Hahahahahahahahaaahahahah

    • @pg2826
      @pg2826 5 месяцев назад

      "Deserts aren't swamps"

  • @icemario19
    @icemario19 8 лет назад +53

    Hell Yeah! LK's back!

    • @goldandragoon
      @goldandragoon 8 лет назад

      and gone again for the next 2-4 months :P

    • @djdannydan1203
      @djdannydan1203 8 лет назад

      Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddddd he's gone

    • @kingvarien
      @kingvarien 8 лет назад +3

      +goldandragoon LK's got a lot going on. He's got a lot of depression and anxiety. The fact that he even made this video is an accomplishment.

    • @RebelCityEejit
      @RebelCityEejit 8 лет назад

      +Daminals x He's been in that depressive state for like two years now. Whatevers troubling him must be dead serious.

    • @SaigaTenshi
      @SaigaTenshi 8 лет назад

      also he will be the judge in TIBA... damn the judges are very scary, dont ya think?

  • @dmas7749
    @dmas7749 6 лет назад +3

    9:06 "Next time Yugi, a little more wise, and a little less crack"
    Well this is going on my list of best TAS Atem quotes.

  • @Kyuushi94
    @Kyuushi94 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yay! It’s been reinstated! Congratulations!

  • @certaingloom3797
    @certaingloom3797 8 лет назад +5

    Abriged Series is going to be great when it gets to the Memory Arc.
    1. Seto Kaiba doesn't believe the idea that a super model "Kisara" would fall in love with him rather than his money. By the end of the series, he goes looking for "Kisara".
    1b. Seto ponders that we'll meet again one day and thinks that Mokuba = Kisara
    2. When Yami goes into the afterlife, he thinks he's meeting his Egyptian comrades but actually goes to hell. You can hear his painful calls for his friends to comeback and save him.
    3. Yami calls Zorc hax.
    4. Hasan is Egyptian Superman. The Master Item Yami uses is the Superman Symbol.
    5. Everyone jokes that Yugi couldn't beat Yami since his onscreen record is bad.

  • @elizabethjennings231
    @elizabethjennings231 11 месяцев назад +4

    What are with the subtitles at 1:04? "Pizza pie! I'm walkin' here! Brooklyn RAGE!" 🤣

  • @newflame432hz3
    @newflame432hz3 Год назад +4

    Episode 1 was blocked and these last years episodes were blocked, this youtube is really a pain

  • @Rukdug
    @Rukdug 8 лет назад +65

    *Snnfffff* Oooooohhhhhhhh yeah. That's some good abridged series cocaine right there.

  • @Forever_Zero
    @Forever_Zero 8 лет назад +13

    Excellent episode.
    LittleKuriboh you're a genius

  • @GOOODA20TH
    @GOOODA20TH 8 лет назад +87

    So I watched with English subtitles and still didn't understand a single word from Joey or the Ausie fella

  • @DodoRebirth
    @DodoRebirth 8 лет назад +57

    "Come to the dank side!" Geesh, my hearing was better in the old days..
    Also, does no one wanna mention how she broke the game with 6 Harpie Ladys on the field? Screw the rules, she has breasts!

    • @KenshiroGrylls
      @KenshiroGrylls 8 лет назад +2

      2 Harpie Sisters. Problem solved.

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic 8 лет назад +35

      Mai: "The seal of Orichalcos lets me cheat at Duel Monsters!"
      Yami: "So, what we do for free all the time, basically?"
      Mai: "...Darn it!"

    • @elijahpadilla5083
      @elijahpadilla5083 8 лет назад +12

      Actually, apparently that IS an effect of the Seal. You can give up a S/T Card Zone for an extra monster.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 лет назад +13

      Well, Atem did summon Ra knows how many giant hairy balls (aka Kuriboh) on the battlefield whenever he uses multiply...even though it's only supposed to summon 5 at max.

    • @captainpufen5064
      @captainpufen5064 8 лет назад +4

      an actual eff of the seal, you can use monsters in your spell and trap cards zone

  • @Unfazed7253
    @Unfazed7253 11 месяцев назад +6

    It’s back
    It’s finally back

  • @Alresu
    @Alresu 8 лет назад +71

    Mai seems to be a hell of a narrator. She even imitates Dartz accent so perfectly, that no one understands it.
    (What exactly is that accent by the way?

  • @officialgoosestudios7151
    @officialgoosestudios7151 8 лет назад +80

    So getting a Field spell involved joining a cult and killing your former friends?
    As long as its Umi i will also do it.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 6 лет назад

      What would I have to do to get a Mound of The Bound Creator?

    • @Legoluke197
      @Legoluke197 6 лет назад

      What about getting clock tower prison added to duel links?

    • @AraAra-pw7tl
      @AraAra-pw7tl 6 лет назад

      Official Goose Studios wat u freki fis gai

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 6 лет назад

      Umi sucks, dont do it for anything short of draginic diagram, that things good stuff

    • @sole5650
      @sole5650 6 лет назад

      Spellcasters something wall, bam

  • @EeveeLynn
    @EeveeLynn 8 лет назад +7

    "I'm more than an impressive pair of haha's!!!" *i'm crying laughing*

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um 11 месяцев назад +2

    I like that Episode 69 with the word Sex in the title (and being about Mai) is being re-recommended to me on Valentines Day.

  • @Spiritprime91
    @Spiritprime91 8 лет назад +10

    "I continue to DGAF..." Hahahaha!

  • @totalwartimelapses6359
    @totalwartimelapses6359 4 года назад +3

    Finally this episode got free from the copyright prison

  • @BreakingPhobia103
    @BreakingPhobia103 8 лет назад

    Funniest episode i've seen in a while. Great to see your work shinning LK!

  • @jakobwienandt4050
    @jakobwienandt4050 11 месяцев назад +12

    Whoa, did this Episode just get unbanned?

  • @danialjaved517
    @danialjaved517 7 лет назад +27

    "half-crocodile, half-hippopotamus and half-lion"......how??

    • @martijnvanweele6204
      @martijnvanweele6204 6 лет назад +12

      Well, Ammut really just has the head of a crocodile, the torso and forelegs of a lion, and the posterior and hind legs of a hippo...
      And yes, Ammut is a real Egyptian deity. If you have been an evil person in life, she will eat your heart after you die.

    • @androzani84productions85
      @androzani84productions85 6 лет назад

      martijn van weele I know her as Theouris

    • @martijnvanweele6204
      @martijnvanweele6204 6 лет назад +1

      Can't find a lot about Theouris, except that it is an erect hippo with the tail of a crocodile. Basically the opposite of Ammut minus the lion parts...

  • @robdillenger4763
    @robdillenger4763 8 лет назад +1

    woah, a new YGOTAS episode!
    I can't wait for the next 10-minute short, predicted to be released in September 2019!

  • @GameXboy1
    @GameXboy1 11 месяцев назад +6

    Good gawd I missed this episode!!!! I'm glad it's back!!! 🙂

  • @gaiusmarius4209
    @gaiusmarius4209 7 лет назад +8

    the "taking the hobbits to Isengard" joke killed me... my soul has come back from the dead to type this comment... take that Pharaoh!

  • @2ctheocean
    @2ctheocean 8 лет назад +1

    Actually watching with subtitles is even more hilarious than usual.

  • @steveconvertibles3352
    @steveconvertibles3352 11 месяцев назад +11

    Oh my lord this episode is back on RUclips!

  • @Kittenfox_55
    @Kittenfox_55 8 лет назад +59

    1:31 look at Yami he doesn't look right

    • @zwiebeldogs
      @zwiebeldogs 8 лет назад +27

      Constipation is one pain in the ass. Poor Yami

    • @dannyalfonso7241
      @dannyalfonso7241 8 лет назад +6

      They just had some terrible animation teams from now until the series ends

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 8 лет назад +5

      Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

    • @daykbd
      @daykbd 8 лет назад

      he DGAF

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 8 лет назад +2

      This season has serious QUALITY issues.

  • @pdbrewer31
    @pdbrewer31 7 лет назад

    New to,this series, i know im late, but the best pary of this has to be anytime Duke talks and the music plays. All i need in this life lol

  • @CalebLLShow
    @CalebLLShow 8 лет назад +18

    Awe Joey didn't have sex in front of dmg in this episode missed opportunity

  • @reverbssb1036
    @reverbssb1036 8 лет назад +9

    The Dungeon Dice Monsters jokes kill me every time

  • @reverseflashplays8615
    @reverseflashplays8615 Месяц назад +1

    A rewatch with all the episodes unbanned this is great

  • @TheLiverage
    @TheLiverage 7 лет назад +26

    IDGAF, true friendship!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад

      TheLiverage Yugi is friends with Joey. Yami couldn't really give a shit about him or anyone else he hung out with.