STREAM TAGS HERE!!! 01:45 Hello everyone! Doki is still waking up 02:00 Story time: Dad has not been eating his food recently. 03:19 DAD kept trying to tell Doki something was wrong, but Doki didn't listen. 05:51 Doki started to get concerned when the food bowl was still full. "You are the most food motivated mfer dog that I've ever owned" 07:28 Doki left the dog food bag open and it went stale. 09:33 The food might not have been moldy, but it was definitely stale. 13:39 Doki asked the uber driver to help her bring the dog food up to her appartemnt 14:27 Doki never realized that dog food could go stale. She thought it was this magical substance. 16:25 Update 2: Doki is dum dum. Didn't realize you could book a plane ticket early to save money. 18:58 Game start 2:39 Gameplay start 22:57 "pr0n? Rule 34? What am I learning?" 24:29 Glomping is banned 24:55 "Normie? Can't relate-HOW DARE YOU. NORMIES HAVE JOBS. THEY HAVE MONEY" 25:38 Doki ego searches all the time. Her friends have to tell her to stop. 26:56 Doki nya 27:48 "She won't let me stream! She won't let me be the streamer!" 28:25 "What is an IRC channel?" 28:59 "Oh Oshi! That's me!" 29:35 "I remember 'sage' from Neopets... Yaoi paddle? Oh god." 30:14 "Fujoshi? THAT WAS MY PAST. I'm a reformed fujo. I discovered gaming." 30:43 "Sh*tposting? That's what I do every day." 32:27 "Problematic fav? Can't be me." 33:38 Doki loses to a new word, "Bahleeted? What the f*ck is that? She was just like 'type this' and I'm like 'yes queen I will.'" 34:13 Doki types paypig and dies inside, instantly shattering her train of thought 35:16 Doki stunlocked by yuri and dilf 36:41 Game over. "I think it was the dilf part that f*cked me up." 37:41 All the bad reviews apparently didn't realize the game was much bigger than people thought, "I always read reviews cuz like, 'Why is this garbage?' ...Don't skip the credits." 8:44 Endless nightmare mode. Now it's a platformer game? 40:20 "Apparently this platformer is extremely hard, too." 41:27 "How is this platformer hard? Why do people say this took so long to beat?" 42:38 "Apparently even a little poke can f*ck me up." 45:30 Stage 2 47:23 Doki is _speed_ 49:00 Is it noticeable that Doki is not a platform player? 51:16 Slow and steady wins the race. 52:35 Stage 3 55:08 "I don't know, maybe I am bad. No, I'm not bad I'm a streamer, this is my channel" 58:55 "I can't believe you wouldn't just like sit there and let me do this to you" 59:21 Doki is too dumb to realize how to dodge 1:00:22 "Dolphins are criminals of the ocean world. They're like the mafia." 1:00:47 Dolphins are one of the few animals that bang for pleasure. There's no laws in the ocean. 1:02:16 Dolphin defeated 1:02:33 Stage 4. Give it up for stage 4 1:04:15 "This game is exposing me and I don't like it." 1:05:23 "I'm so confused. Where's the yellow paint guys?" 1:08:04 The best part is she would not fck up (except she does) 1:12:01 Doki on how walljumping is incomprehensible to her mind, it goes against all laws of logic 1:14:13 "I didn't pay 9 bucks to dodge" 1:18:15 Doki experiences the horror of sudden touhou 1:19:05 Final boss defeated 1:20:16 Going over the reviews for the game. They complained that the last level was difficult. 1:23:04 Sunday collab with Dooby! 1:23:25 Doki's brain is fried when she gets emotion overload 1:24:41 Doki's brain is not evolved enough to learn how to wall jump 1:24:48 Stay hydrated, posture check, return for the stream later on! Bye guys! Byeeee!
I think "dogs will eat anything" only works with street dogs, our family dog is SO PICKY with food it'll refuse to eat unless we buy ONE specific brand and it definitely can tell if food is stale, so yeah even dogs have standards 😂
1:04:00 With how well Doki was doing in the platformer part, I think she would fit in well at IGN. She can be their new Cuphead reviewer!
Bird one is struggling, send in the Pigeon.
she really needs yellow paint
STREAM TAGS HERE!!!
01:45 Hello everyone! Doki is still waking up
02:00 Story time: Dad has not been eating his food recently.
03:19 DAD kept trying to tell Doki something was wrong, but Doki didn't listen.
05:51 Doki started to get concerned when the food bowl was still full. "You are the most food motivated mfer dog that I've ever owned"
07:28 Doki left the dog food bag open and it went stale.
09:33 The food might not have been moldy, but it was definitely stale.
13:39 Doki asked the uber driver to help her bring the dog food up to her appartemnt
14:27 Doki never realized that dog food could go stale. She thought it was this magical substance.
16:25 Update 2: Doki is dum dum. Didn't realize you could book a plane ticket early to save money.
18:58 Game start
2:39 Gameplay start
22:57 "pr0n? Rule 34? What am I learning?"
24:29 Glomping is banned
24:55 "Normie? Can't relate-HOW DARE YOU. NORMIES HAVE JOBS. THEY HAVE MONEY"
25:38 Doki ego searches all the time. Her friends have to tell her to stop.
26:56 Doki nya
27:48 "She won't let me stream! She won't let me be the streamer!"
28:25 "What is an IRC channel?"
28:59 "Oh Oshi! That's me!"
29:35 "I remember 'sage' from Neopets... Yaoi paddle? Oh god."
30:14 "Fujoshi? THAT WAS MY PAST. I'm a reformed fujo. I discovered gaming."
30:43 "Sh*tposting? That's what I do every day."
32:27 "Problematic fav? Can't be me."
33:38 Doki loses to a new word, "Bahleeted? What the f*ck is that? She was just like 'type this' and I'm like 'yes queen I will.'"
34:13 Doki types paypig and dies inside, instantly shattering her train of thought
35:16 Doki stunlocked by yuri and dilf
36:41 Game over. "I think it was the dilf part that f*cked me up."
37:41 All the bad reviews apparently didn't realize the game was much bigger than people thought, "I always read reviews cuz like, 'Why is this garbage?' ...Don't skip the credits."
8:44 Endless nightmare mode. Now it's a platformer game?
40:20 "Apparently this platformer is extremely hard, too."
41:27 "How is this platformer hard? Why do people say this took so long to beat?"
42:38 "Apparently even a little poke can f*ck me up."
45:30 Stage 2
47:23 Doki is _speed_
49:00 Is it noticeable that Doki is not a platform player?
51:16 Slow and steady wins the race.
52:35 Stage 3
55:08 "I don't know, maybe I am bad. No, I'm not bad I'm a streamer, this is my channel"
58:55 "I can't believe you wouldn't just like sit there and let me do this to you"
59:21 Doki is too dumb to realize how to dodge
1:00:22 "Dolphins are criminals of the ocean world. They're like the mafia."
1:00:47 Dolphins are one of the few animals that bang for pleasure. There's no laws in the ocean.
1:02:16 Dolphin defeated
1:02:33 Stage 4. Give it up for stage 4
1:04:15 "This game is exposing me and I don't like it."
1:05:23 "I'm so confused. Where's the yellow paint guys?"
1:08:04 The best part is she would not fck up (except she does)
1:12:01 Doki on how walljumping is incomprehensible to her mind, it goes against all laws of logic
1:14:13 "I didn't pay 9 bucks to dodge"
1:18:15 Doki experiences the horror of sudden touhou
1:19:05 Final boss defeated
1:20:16 Going over the reviews for the game. They complained that the last level was difficult.
1:23:04 Sunday collab with Dooby!
1:23:25 Doki's brain is fried when she gets emotion overload
1:24:41 Doki's brain is not evolved enough to learn how to wall jump
1:24:48 Stay hydrated, posture check, return for the stream later on! Bye guys! Byeeee!
while the stream was short it was still nice! looking forward to the next stream in a few hours!
Thank you sm for the stream doki!!!
24:30 (this stunlocked me)
I'm still in disbelief about the dog food
An "endless nigthmare" that our top tier pro platform gamer Doki could beat in under an hour? Dunno about that "endless" part then lol
What happened to my sporty basketball team captain oshi?! Now she can't even lift a bag of dog food
LOVE FOREVER!
She may have been a bit silly but she gamed so hard today. Thanks for the street, Doki! See you all later Dragoons!
Thanks for the stream Doki💛
My own dog does it for attention.
He'll whine until we put our finger in his water bowl, or until we hold the food bowl for him.
I think "dogs will eat anything" only works with street dogs, our family dog is SO PICKY with food it'll refuse to eat unless we buy ONE specific brand and it definitely can tell if food is stale, so yeah even dogs have standards 😂
My internet slang is... old?
doki got real quiet on that 'paypig'