I love the way Peter keeps singing after the goal footage has finished. Brilliant stuff - full credit to Peter for playing along - a legend and a nice guy!
Bloody love the man even though he has trouble with the foreign lads, a class act, one of the last old school players, he's got a style of football, demeanor and life that can't be replicated so easily these days
Can you imagine a premier league player doing this today? There are no characters like this any more. Beardsley wasn't a washed up player when he did this - he was one of the best players in the league, playing for Kevin Keegan's Newcastle
When i was a kid my football team were doing a fundraiser at the train station and the whole nufc squad walked past us on there way to the platform. They all pretended we weren't there apart from peter who put in a fiver. He said something funny as well but unfortunately i cant remember. Always my favourite toon player. Cheers peter
I was at that game and used to watch fantasy football every week. But must've missed this episode somehow. Only just seen it for the first time now in 2020.
I wasn't really into football until I watched Beardsley play. he moved to LFC and that was my team. to watch him and Barnes together is basically like having messi and ronaldo in the same team. absolute joy to watch.
I think this is my favourite phoenix, the gags combined with Beardsley's poor delivery just make it comedy gold. P.S I love Peter Beardsley a great player.
DB: Who else did you play in these confidence boosting games? PB: Hendon, Hartlepool under 5s, a blind ladies team and Scotland. FS: A blind ladies team how did you get on with them? PB: I pulled. Lol classic.
because they were laughing so hard at the scotland bit they missed frank skinner saying "a blind ladies team? how did you get on with them?" so beardsley saying "i pulled" made no sense to them.
chewie2240 I realise i'm replying to an 11 year old comment but for the benefit of anyone reading this in 2018 this segment was clearly scripted- hence Peter's terrible delivery!
I've always had a massive crush on Beardsley. I don't care what anyone thinks, he's gorgeous. He's so skilled and very shy, makes me love 'im even more. Stop laughing you nasty audience, he had all his teeth removed because of an infection or something, at least he made something of himself. Beardsley FOREVER.
As a glazing contractor...I was part of a team replacing the glass in the observation towers at the missile test ranges in the outer Hebrides...There was some female members of the armed forces stationed there...When we went for a drink in the NAAFI bar, the female service personnel were also in there enjoying a drink...the best looking of them looked the spitting image of Peter...and guess what...she was a Geordie...
"It's not very often you have the mayoress in one hand and your nob in the other". And the crafty joke about the sweaties was hilariously below the belt too. And who would begrudge Quasimodo an open bus parade for sticking four past the Toilet Ducks?
You're a good lad Peter
You spooky fookin doyle! Get me boilers on! I don't wanna see your bent fookin face in my TV room!
😂
Gan to Waitrose for a chicken wrap.
Shut yer fooking trap yer creepy fooking doyle and bring me my poachies
One Peter Beardsley
There's only one Peter Beardsley
Anyone else watching this because of Athletico Mince?
priesty07 makes it more real
Yes I am. She will have been waiting for her poachies while he fannied around doing this the little creep.
Is there any other reason ?
Get me a fucking five egg scramble
Ya fuckin Doyle.
the bit where it cuts back from the montage and he's still singing - it's been like 30 years and I still lose it every single time
Bob Mortimer sounds more like Peter Beardsley than Peter Beardsley
This!! 😂
I love the way Peter keeps singing after the goal footage has finished. Brilliant stuff - full credit to Peter for playing along - a legend and a nice guy!
Bloody love the man even though he has trouble with the foreign lads, a class act, one of the last old school players, he's got a style of football, demeanor and life that can't be replicated so easily these days
what a great bloke! toon legend and one of my favourite players growing up.
Can you imagine a premier league player doing this today? There are no characters like this any more. Beardsley wasn't a washed up player when he did this - he was one of the best players in the league, playing for Kevin Keegan's Newcastle
That's got to be the funniest Pheonix from the flames ever.🤣🤣 bring back fantasy football league. Loved it
Yeah, it's either this or the Paul Parker one for me
When i was a kid my football team were doing a fundraiser at the train station and the whole nufc squad walked past us on there way to the platform. They all pretended we weren't there apart from peter who put in a fiver. He said something funny as well but unfortunately i cant remember. Always my favourite toon player. Cheers peter
You're a good lad Peter
@flint the kaka harris Peter Beardsley's wife, a la Athletico Mince segment featuring PB
I was at that game and used to watch fantasy football every week.
But must've missed this episode somehow.
Only just seen it for the first time now in 2020.
Absolutely brilliant. Well done guys, this has got to put a smile on everyone's face.
Top bloke.
Although he's never been the same since his wife rejected Jesus...
She just stares at him like he is a Nationwide advert now.
dog dirt
@@steveng5516 She's too busy watching homes under the fooking ammer
Beardsley: the greatest player ever with a face that only a mother could love
I wasn't really into football until I watched Beardsley play. he moved to LFC and that was my team. to watch him and Barnes together is basically like having messi and ronaldo in the same team. absolute joy to watch.
I love the way he tries to sing the next verse of All By Myself...
I think this is my favourite phoenix, the gags combined with Beardsley's poor delivery just make it comedy gold.
P.S I love Peter Beardsley a great player.
lovely lumpy lumpy chicken
1:36 flew over that thick audiences heads.
😂 The funniest bit!
Love these guys! And Beardsley is a good sport!
great skit, Beardsley was a great player.
what a great player beardsley was - enjoyed this.
Say what you want about Beardsley, he's not above taking the piss out of himself.
Athlectico mince brought me here and I can't belive Bob mortimor is so spot on with his impression
Absolute classic. How I miss Baddiel and Skinner. Legends.
One Peter Beardsley. There’s only one Peter Beardsley. One Peter Beards-ley.
peter you legend
I PULLED! haha classic! respect
He's an awesome dude, and what a player!! Puts today's superstars to shame. He had skill and humility. Definitely a good sport in this vid :)
Beardsley. Great player. Great geezah!
Brilliant !
DB: Who else did you play in these confidence boosting games?
PB: Hendon, Hartlepool under 5s, a blind ladies team and Scotland.
FS: A blind ladies team how did you get on with them?
PB: I pulled.
Lol classic.
'...and Scotland'. Damn that burn.
And no wonder he never got to do the rap on World in Motion with that voice.
Give him an Oscar for this performance
get off that fookin bus an' go an make me a couple of fookin boilers!
i love this, will always remember the bit on the bus
because they were laughing so hard at the scotland bit they missed frank skinner saying "a blind ladies team? how did you get on with them?" so beardsley saying "i pulled" made no sense to them.
chewie2240 I realise i'm replying to an 11 year old comment but for the benefit of anyone reading this in 2018 this segment was clearly scripted- hence Peter's terrible delivery!
I've always had a massive crush on Beardsley. I don't care what anyone thinks, he's gorgeous.
He's so skilled and very shy, makes me love 'im even more.
Stop laughing you nasty audience, he had all his teeth removed because of an infection or something, at least he made something of himself.
Beardsley FOREVER.
that was amazin!
Ya fucken midnight creeepa!
The 'he had the mayoress in one hand and his nob in the other' bit was great darts!
Beardo is a comic genius!
Cracking player in his prime. Seems like a great laugh as well.
remember seeing him at pompey when he played for bolton he was the best player on the pitch
Hahahaha you can see he is a Bi-Satchel.
Kenwood.
As a glazing contractor...I was part of a team replacing the glass in the observation towers at the missile test ranges in the outer Hebrides...There was some female members of the armed forces stationed there...When we went for a drink in the NAAFI bar, the female service personnel were also in there enjoying a drink...the best looking of them looked the spitting image of Peter...and guess what...she was a Geordie...
Ever since new neighbour moved in, keeps tap tap tapping..
I did the 'i pulled' line not get a laugh from the audience!?
The best English player ever, and a poachie expert
Amen
He was only there for a good stare
hilarious. well done peter!
"It's not very often you have the mayoress in one hand and your nob in the other". And the crafty joke about the sweaties was hilariously below the belt too.
And who would begrudge Quasimodo an open bus parade for sticking four past the Toilet Ducks?
very fucken funny!
My dad went to school with him
a wish he still had a black and white shirt on!!
Comedy gold.
Fuckin Legend
fuckin great player
Looks a bit too warm for a puffer puffer
I don't get that.
Hilarious!
Very funny
erm... dog dirt.
...and Scotland.
'enigma198332 years ago
R.I.P. Peter Beardsley, who died in an automobile accident today. You left us too soon, Pete'.
Well that never happened|!
*visa
Thats ok cause they were outside.
Rumour has it that the "No sex before a game" superstition footballers have was started by Peters wife. rofl
Dog dirt
yeyyy they lost every game